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Is it not a llttlo bit too Into to light the Boor war over either on this shl or ca the other side of the big pnnrl? CiMilyt, lunatics nnd anarchists will Itive Oyster Bay n wide berth now ttiat the president has vacated Lis' summer home. The Sixth Duke of Itirhiuond is dead, but then there is another Richmond In the held who sports the nuiue of the Karl of March. With so mnny two minute-trotters on the track what use Is there for atiOuio til, especlnlly as their speed is re trtcted to eight miles an hour. Those projected interuiban trolley linea to give Oimiha closer connection with the' villages and towns of western Iowa and eastern Nebraska cannot be built too soon. tiovt-rnor Mickey need not be alarmed ver the threatened alMluction of his ch'idren. Dogs that bark don't gencr ally bite and-jooplo. who threaten are not very dangerous. When the Board of County Commis loners abolishes star chamber sessions it will remove the ground for popular usplelon that there are some transac lions the board is anxious to cover up. fJotton snorts were pinched in fie. New York Exchange yesterday and the cotton ' shirtings have been pinched in aereral places outside of the metropolis pbout tho ame time. The? Lord made tho entire universe in Ix days but I'rof. Langley and his Smithsonian associates have lteen more than sis years trying to muke un airship Hint would raise itself from the ground Vlthout coming to pieces. Massachusetts democrats wish to void national politics, hence they are reluctant to trot Oluey on the presl dentlal racetrack. Massachusetts demo crats are credited with good horse s,ense, and they know a spavined roadster without examining his teeth. There is plenty of work for tho county auditor, but so long as there is no method or system adopted for checkin up every county oflWr, and so long as fouuty officers are not required to make regular reports and periodic settlements, the money expended for auditing,! squandered. It Is announced positively and f r the last time that tho electric lighting com pany's proposal, which has rMiinimsl aucu a profound secret for tei-eml !W'?ekf will be made public at the best couuci' meeting, and all further auxl1!.,' and suspense will be over wlthiu twenty-four hours. In the discussion of municipal owner ship of pub'lo utilities before the Chi cago city council. Coldcu Rule Mayor Jones struck the imil on tho head when h declared that "In uuy franchise that way he granted in the future provision should be made for improvements. When motive jNwcr was chuuged from mulrs to electricity the iKt of opcraticu was reduced one-half at leut und the ' people went on paying the same fure. We should not get ' cuukLI that way a-La in the near future." MOM IS ED WrtSTlHATlOXa. It seems to be pretty well understood fust it is the intention of the den.o era is at the coming session cf congress to propone a numlKT of investigations. It Is thought that they -will not only move for a eougressior.al Investigation of thp Postofllce department and the In dian Territory scandal, but will ask to have inquiry made as to the adminis tration in other departments and bu reaus. How far they will be disposed to go will not be known until there is n conference of democratic leaders and perhaps a caucus of members of con gress. Kither house can investigate and it is suggested that while Senator Cor man's well-known conservatism may re strain such efforts In the senate, of which he is the minority leader, that would not necessarily control the demo crats of the house. Doubtless there will bo a thorough understanding between those of lwith houses as to the eotirso that fimll bo pursued, the motive, of nurse, being to manufacture capital for use in next year's campaign. Undoubtedly the republicans will Tor no objection to any proposed invi.Mtig.i t imi for which there appears to be a good reason or Justification. Indeed, It is seld to be probable that the repub licans may themselves propose inquiries and it !s not to be doubted that the ad- irilnisiration will favor their doln so. President Roosevelt has shown that he is most rnxluua to have exposed whoe ver wrongs or .abuses there may be in the government service and that the perpetrators shall be held to accounta bility. Ho ordered that the most search ing Investigation be made of the postal scandals and he has directed that the harges of wrong-doiug in the Indian Territory shall be thoroughly probed and this will be done. If the democrats have reason to believe that other Inves tigations are desirable it is safe to say that there will be no opitosltlon on the iiart of the administration to having hem instituted. M'o do not think any fair-minded man an doubt that Mr. Roosevelt earnestly desires a clean and honest public serv ice. What has been disclosed by the postal Investigation cannot Justly te nnrged against his administration. The men who have been indicted and others who have been smirched by the dlsclos- res were not appointed by this admin istration. Neither were those charged with wrong-doing in the Indian Terri tory. All these betrayals of trust ante date tlio coming in of the present ad ministration and consequently it cannot bo bf-ld in any degree responsible. We lx'lieve that on the whole the public service of the United States is as clean and honest as that of any other coun try. Unscrupulous men have got into the Service and brought reproach upon it. but they tire leing called to tccount- aliillty as rapidly as practicable. The administration is faithfully doing its duty in tills directlou and there is noth ing more that can reasonably be t: pect. d of it. The country can have Im plicit confidence In the determination of President Roosevelt that the public serv ice ( ball be administered with integrity. ir me democrats, however, lell(;ve ilia the departments, any or all of them, should be invstigated by congress, 1st them proioso it and it Is safe to say they will find no opposition from the re publicans, 1 who very generally believe that such an investigation would be helpful to their party. 7fl WALL STKUKT VITUJTIOZ. Depression .continues 'to characterize Wall street, so far as the stock market Is concerned, and expressions of uneast ness are beginning to be heard. The liquidation movement goes on and al though in the opinion of some of the leading financiers the prices of most standard stocks are so low as to offer profitable investment there seems no promise of an early Improvement In the market. Unst week the most note worthy fact was the decline in steel se curities and these showed further weak news yesterday, other stocks being slml lnrly affected. There was a report near the close of last week that a conference of bank presidents, had been held to consider the situation and adopt a pol Icy In regard to It. Later information, however, is to the effect that there was no formal conference, though It Is quite jmwh! ble that one may be held at nny lime, unless there should be a material change in conditions. In its last issue the Unite States In vestor says that the consensus of opin ion seems to be that we ahull have no money scare this fall, but tighter money conditions may be expected, nnd adds "It avails little, however, to point nt Wall street liquidation and the low rate for call money as a reason why no dan ger of such a contingency exists, for Wall street is not the whole country Wall street undoubtedly has Its bouse In order; it is carrying few stocks and lias quite generally made provision over the first of the year. Unless a wild era of speculation is started and this is not probable Wall street can rest easy. The banks ure keeping a watchful eye on such loans as they are carrying for brokers, especially as regards Industrial collateral be it said, however, and liqul datlou from this quarter sliouid still fur ther strengthen the situation." If this is a correct view of conditions there docs not apieur to be any substantial retisow for unetiHiness, ( f.ir as the legitimate business lutercsls of tho country are concerned. Tho general sit uation is sound and if Wui! street ha its house in order there ia nothing to cause apprehension. Sir Thomas Lipton has met with an other disapiolntment. This time it was in Chicago when he met several Indians ucar the outskirts' of the eenteunlal celebration. "They are the first I ever saw," said the baronet. "You know I had un idea that they were grand and noble fellows and I was surprised when one Kked out his baud and after gru-it-ing a bit said something that sounded mightily like Till it up." These were only ill bred half breeds and uot the spclmrns of the full-blooded noble rod man that draws rations from Uncle Sam on the Dakota reservations. thk bulk or nru. There was a time, not many years go, when about thirty or me scnooi house janitors controlled the policy of the Board of Education and regulated the political 'conduct of its members. During the past two or three years and up to a very recent period tho Omaha school board has been dominated by three salaried employes the superin tendent, the secretary and the architect. Within the past thirty days the super vising architect has been shelved nnd the school board is now under the rule of two, with Secretary Burgess as the predominant force. It Is an open secret that reflects no credit upon the board that a majority of its membership has become sub servient and subjective to the perni cious influence of the man who is pre sumed to be a high-salaried clerk, but who devotes the greater part of his time to politics and scheming for favorites. The delay in the awurd of the architec tural plans for the new Monmouth Park school, for example, is laid directly at his door, and so are other practices that do not commend themselves to public favor. Why the Board of Education, com posed In the main of reputable men, who conduct, their own business on business principles and would not tol erate the Interference or dictation of a clerk or foreman in their own business, submit to this is simply beyond compre hension. From tho rule of thirty In the school board the rule has come down to three, and from tho rule of three it has become the foot ball of tho rule of two, and presently we. may ex pect to have the whole school , board subjugated and subjectesf to the rule of one. SOUTH XECUS iWREtl.AnU. While some people are preaching sop- ration of the races in the' south and de porting the negroes, southern planters are in need of labor to carry on their Industries and negro labor is the best they can have if tho supply was equal to the demand. Tho south has been making rapid progress in production and the increase in the labor supply has not kept pace with the industrial ad vance. So scarce are workmen in por tions of the south that some of the lead ing men of that section not long ago were willing to petition congress to al low Chinese to come in to till 1 lie vacant places. It is stated that tho cotton planters of Mississippi Intend to send north to obtain Italians to pick tho cot ton. Southern newspapers arc filled with advertisements for men, women and children to assist in some kind of work. A southern man writes thus to an eastern paper: "Work Is so plentiful that people are glad to get it done by white or black. Some who have always been used to the negro arc wanting no others to serve hlin. Hero, then, is a solution of what is known as the negro problem. If the present prosperity should continue, and there Is nothiug in sight to hinder it, we shall have all our people, white and black, at work." In y'cw of this situation, the advo cates of race separation and negro de portation, such as Bishop Turner and Mr. Graves, are not likely to make many converts to their visionary and impracticable idea In the south. That section could not dispense with its negro labor and continue to make industrial progress. . Pennsylvania has designated )ctober 10 as fall Arbor day and the superin tendent of the Philadelphia public schools has issued instructions making the observation of the day obligatory In the common schools. Kxpert nursery men contend that tree planting in the fall promises better results than tree planting in tho spring, and unless two Arlsr. days are established there may come a time when spring Arbor day on J. Sterling Morton's birthday anniver sary will be supplanted by the fall Arbor day observance 'inaugurated in the Quaker state. , J By all odds the most important office to be filled this fall is that of county as sessor who, under the new revenue law. will place a valuation upon every acre of laud and every town lot in the county that will have to remain unchanged for four years. It is passing strauge that up to this time so little interest has been manifested among the home owners who arc Individually and collectively affected in the selection of candidates who fire . - to compete for the county ussessorshlp. The salary of Secretary Burgess was raised at the beginning of tho present school term from $1,800 to S'-'.IOO a year, on the plea that he is the most valuable factotum in the management of the affairs of the school district. If Sec retary Burgess really is such a tremen dous organizer, why should ho not be placed on an equal footing with Super lntendent Peurse? Why not raise his salary to fully $3.r00 a year? Female suffrage In Coloradtf ha its good and its bad sides. In the 'imrter election held in Denver last week mos t of the women who voted are credited with voting for emunclpatiou from cor rate misrule, but the multipliiit,' jt votes through woman suffrage opened the way for a multiplicity of reg'str-v lion nnd election frauds that will take several grand Juries from now until Cbr'stmas to unravel. rivlllsatloa Boosting; Barbarlaaa, Indianapolis News. Recently Turkey gut a large shipment of cartridges from Germany Yesterday Turkish war ship was luunched at Klnwli k on tho Tyne, In' England. Thus does Chris tlan Europe devote its beat efforts to main talning peace lu the east.- FollowlaaT lllasirluua k.ieaaplr. Baltimore American. President Ruvaevrlt. the illustrious example of Abraham 1 ,1m .In us a preve dcut, rUuetuU'd 'a Uictitir -J tuii l e ut the Navy department because Ms wife pleaded for him. Without an occasional op portunity to temper Justice with mercy this world would soon become unfit for human habitation. Where to llriw the Liar. Washington Fost. It seems next to lmiossihlp to fool the prohibitionists. They have refused to In dorse the proceedings of the Irrigation con cress. rroToeatlon for a lloet. , ' tetrolt Free Tress. The. spectacle of democratic senators, with their pockets stuffed full of railroad passes and telegraph franks. Investigating the Roosevelt special trains ought to con tribute something to the gaiety of nations. A Notable Triumph. Indianapolis Journal. Four years ago the United States was using energetic military measures to estab lish its authority in the Philippines. Today eleven Filipino carpenters and nearly forty Filipino laborers are employed In arrang ing for an exhibit of the Islands' resources and Industries at the St. Louis Worfd s fair which Is to cost about 7VX0. Repub lican government has never achieved a greater triumph than this. Justifiable Criticism. Springfield Republican. Admiral Evan's attack on the naval court martial that let ofT the drunken assistant paymaster with a reduction In rank of five numbers now appears to have been war ranted by an unusual circumstance. The Inoffensive man who was assaulted by the assistant paymaster at a public hall proves to have been the German consul at Chefoo. The consul did not report the affair to his government, leaving the question of punish ment wholly with the American naval authorities. In view of the gravity of such an attack, Admiral Evans seems Justified In complaining because the defendant was not dismissed from the navy. I.Ike the Skull that Urlas. Chicago Tribune. rny before yesterday a Tribune repre sentative visited the sweatshops along NIiH-teenth street. In almost every shop he found girls who could giggle, almost as Ir relevantly and light-heartedly as the girls of happier lot. The lunch hour he spent in a particularly unattractive shop In a rear tenement. There, over, coarse sandwiches, ho heard laughter that sounded as free and as genuine as any that he has ever heard over Imported liqueurs. If he forgets every thing else about sweatshops he will remem ber the laughter. What does such laughter under such cir cumstances mean?. It means that life con tains an analogy to tho skull that grins. It means that certain of our fellow-creatures, leading maimed, Inadequate lives, adapt themselves, like animals, to environ ment. Let that environment continue long enough and they will, bo subdued by It. Sweat.-hop girls, laughing in the midst of squalor, tell a tale not only of the irre pressible buoyancy of the human spirit, but of tho facile and sometimes fatal way In which human spirit adapts itself to cir cumstances, tolerates their continuance, ac cepts them as natural and finally grins through them, seeing nothing beyond.. THE VICB PRESIDENCY. Keed of a Radical - Change In the Dalles of the Office. Chicago Evening Post. The tlmo has come to make a' radical hange In the position occupied by the vice president of t)ie. United States. THe con stitution slmply; provides that the vice presi dent shall preside ovor the senate and suc ceed to the presidency in certain contlngen- les. There it stfdps. As our system has developed, the vice president has nothing to do with tho administration; he. is not a force or factor in the government. The law deprives him of voice or vote (with a single exception) on the floor of the senate; cus tom and practice shut him out from partici pation in the work of the executive de partment. He may be ornamental; he Is not useful, even, as a "silent partner" In the government. Is this a ' reasonable, sound, safe plan? The vice president is liable any day to be called upon, because of the death of the president, to assume the position of chief executive, but though he may have served for one, two or three years, under our pres ent system he would not Je in touch with, nor In the possession of any special inti mate knowledge of, tho guiding ideas or purposes of tho administration. Ho would be wliplly unprepared for his duties as president, and tho country at large would In a state of unrest, not knowing whether the new Incumbent in tho execu tive mansion would carry on tho govern ment on tho lines followed by his predeces sor or make radical changes. In several Instances this condition In tho past has caused business depression and apprehen sion. . It will be denied by no thoughtful Ameri can that we have been rather careless In ma selection or candidates for the vice presidency. It will be admitted that no man ought to be nominated for that office who Is not nt to step into and properly per form the duties of the higher position. Starting, then, with the basic principle that the vice president should be capable of fill ing the afflce of president, and recognizing fliat he must be in harmony with the ad ministration, does it . not follow that he ought to be a part of the administration? It Is time this logical conclusion were drawn. It is a conclusion which Involves an im portant change in our practice. The vice resident ought to be a member ex officio ui ino presiueni s ramnet. lie ought to attend tho meetings ol the- cabinet with rcason.rble regularity, and especially when any vital matter of policy is under discus sion, and his voice, advice and 1uriirmn I should be Just as potent, at least, as that ' of any member of the cabinet. Being re lieved from any detail of department work, he would have ample leisure and time to study carefully all questions of na tional Interest, and could, therefore, come to the cabinet meetings with ample knowU edge and Information. In this way the vice president would be come thoroughly Informed on lending and anticipated questions, and ready to dlscusa them before the people. Tho uresideit would have in him an exponent and de fender of the policies of the government, it being taken for granted that the vice presi dent would be in accord with the president and his administration. This change, it is clear, would give new vitality and strength not only to the vice presidency but to the whole administration. It would prevent the position of vice presi dent from falling into the hands of small and Incompetent politicians. It would ren der Impossible the nomination of a vice president who was not thoroughly in har mony with the known views of the head of the ticket. That it would give dignity and importance to an office now regarded as superfluous is evident. Leaders and states men would' regard elevation to the vice presidency aa a real honor, and would aee lu the position great possibilities of useful nets and distinction, quite apart from the always melancholy contingency which transfers the vice president to the White House. Tlio suggeatlons here made are worthy of the consideration of our public men. The change Indicated is eminently desirable. If not absolutely uecessary. We repeat, the time has come to realudy the question of the place and functiou uf tlie vice prtl , UeuU BITS OP WA8I1HUTO I.IFK. Treaaarer Boberts IHeeoarses la Ho are Flaaaelal Flaores. Maryland and District of Columbia Bank ers' association concluded Joint sessions with an excursion down the Potomac river Saturday. A social session was held on the steamer, as which Kills II. Roberts, treasurer of the Vnlted Stntes, delivered an address. - Mr. Roberts dealt In figures so gigantic that the layman would have difficulty in comprehending them, even by comparison, but the men who handle money as a profession were eager for more when the speaker closed his remarks. In closing he warned against inflation of credit on gold. Mr. Roberts' sjieech. In part, is as follows: "Current financial discussion deals, In much the larger part, with national bank notes. They constitute less than one sixth of our stock of money $41S15t7. 975 out of $;.7n.693,fii;j and no legislation can change that ratio very materially. Gold, on the other hand, furnishes $1,I7,733.SM9, or hard on to one-half our stock, and It grew nearly 112,000,000 last month. "Let me be content to stand on the rock bottom of gold. Of the li.3S8.002.lT8 money in circulation gold. In coin and certificates, Is $l,0H,B1p,07S; bank notes are Just less than 4(Ki,000,000. The gold In the treasury today is the largest sum ever recorded $153,000,000. Our treasury holds three and nine-tenths times the amount of gold be longing to the Bank of England, which Is Ii6h.8j6.000. It Is more than threo nnd eight-tenths times that of the Imperial German bank, which Is 170,371.000 or nearly three times that of the Austro-IIungarlan bank, which In J221,40i.000. It lacks ontv $8,000,000 of being equal to that of bpth the anas or England nnd of France, which latter holds $IM,506,000, and It exceeds the amount of Russia, Germany, Belgium and The Netherlands combined. "This Is not the whole case. These for. elgn treasuries are practically the sole basis of the finances of the respective na tions, on the holdings of the Bank of England rests the credit, public and pri vate, of the British empire. With us, lie sides the gold In the national treasury, the banks, national and other, own $ni2,403.:,7i, and this is more than any central Instltu- ii "ii nolo, save tnose of France nnd sia. 'More vital yet is the growth of tb. m. clal treasury of the several countries. In nve years the Bank of France has gained $127,640,000 and Austria-Hungary $79 1"0 000 In the same period the Imperial German bank has lost $38,683,000. the Bank of Eng land $2.2G5.O0O, and Russia $13l.'.2i0,O00. Good fortune has added to the gold In the treas ury vaults of the United Si close of August, ISftS, to the present day of " current montli, $393.PSfl.23r,. or nearly $80,000,000 a year on the average ' Let us get a llttlo to the bank vaults and to the pockets of the people. " The gold, coin and certificates, la it...i.. September 1, 1WS. was $.;C6.166.1G5. whi.-b 37 per cent of the total. By the first cf ii fHrtnt mn,h thls fnctor ha,! ene $1,014,531,078. and 42 per cent of the whole. Here in the gold currency of the land Is a gain of $34S,3C4.910 within five years. "Certain timid souls look upon our real money as a Famson whoso locks at some time may be shorn by a Philistine niiii. and its strength dinned o..- Delilah takes the form of a mh treasury of the United States notes. Again sne appears in the garb of a secretary of tho treasury using silver for officii I M. rnents. And, finally, she becomes congress ...uuiBuig m wim legislation. If mathe matics is good for anything. It proves that greenbacks cannot be procured In vninm. enough to be more than spray beating on uvt-ry Decretory will find that silver is less within his control for nrtimt use than gold Is; he cannot make sliver cur rent for large payments. As for congress Its power Is vast, but with an overflow of $80,000,000 a year of gold into the treasury no act of legislation can stop the majestic force. "But-nd there Is a but credit Is based upon our gold, and it Is possible to Inflate and exploit It to a dangerous degree. Re cent chronicles are not without Illustra tions. This process of attenuation, and its rapidity and extent, present the real prob lem of tht situation. Wisdom cries aloud and will bo heard sooner or later, and bet ter soon than late, that it Is not safe to lift credit ao mountain high that flying machines will bo needed to operate in Its thin atmosphere. In the meanwhile, and I believe for a long time, the nation's pros perity rests on a steadfast foundation." Among the special guests on the steamer are Secretary of the Treasury Shaw und daughter and Comptroller of the Currency William H. Rldgely. Secretary Shaw made a speech in which he took a decidedly optimistic view of tho business prospects of the country. The secretary aald that we either must issue more bonds as a basis of national bank circulation or provide some substitute. "Any currency system adopted," he asserted, must provide for complete ex changeability of every form of money. Go home and tell your merchants and your manufacturers and your railroad people that you are still doing business at the old stand, and expect to remain. Stand by the business Interests of the country and all will be well. The prosperity of the Ameri can people is not measured by the price o stocks and bonds, but by the output of our farms and our factories, and the profitable employment of labor." PEKSOXAL NOTES. Cabinet material is so hard to And in Great Britain that a portfolio may eventu ally fall to Hon. Richard Croker. The convention of bridge builders at Kan sas City very properly decided that the walking delegate was entitled to a seat. Admiral and Mrs. Dewey have returned to their country place. Just outside of Washington, after a visit of several months in Saratoga. I Daniel Green Burner, 90 years old. a boy hood friend and companion of Abraham Lincoln, and for a time his roommate, has just died at Galesburg, 111. The extent to which Venezuela has be come North Americanized Is evinced by the fact that a slogan of "kill the umpire' has been raised In Caracas. The government does not believe in the maxim that a cobbler should stick to liU last, ior 11 is advertising lur a snoemaker who is also a musician to go out west on an Indian reservation. The French are to have a "nickel among their coins and the American papers are poking fun at the French pronunciation, "neekelle." The French would laugh, too, if they could hear us pronounce Freach words. William Osman of Ottawa, III., is prob ably the dean of the newspaper profession In the United States. He ix hi years old and has been editor of the Free Trader almost Continuously since 1M0, mure than sixty-three years. A rumor in military circles that there Is to be either a new uniform or a change or modification of the present one Is sending u chill along the pocket nerves of army officers whose tailors' bills are always eat Ing heavily into their not too liberal pay. The case of Vesuvius, instead of getting worse as predicted In Prof, tttenzc diagnosis, has steadily Improved during the past fortnight. Pube low, temiierature only slightly above normal, no eruptions on the surface. In fact, eveiytlfiug (or- tcuds a speedy recovery. WE OLD jf .qi-HMil "",'r I IH. ( Vt 1 Absolutely Furo THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE TAX KKiHT I WISCONSIN. Fierce Opposition of C'orporatlona to Governor iji Kollette'a Reform. Milwaukee Dispatch to Record-Herald. The opponents to Governor La Follette, Including the railroads, have about come to the conclusion that they will have to face a commission which will have the power to fix railroad rates. In fact, it is stated that, provided the members of the commis sion were to be elected, there would be no opposition to such a body on any side. What is objected to is the appointment of the members of the commission by the gov. ernor, as this would be assumed to mean a board which would lean toward radical ac tion so far as the transportation companies are concerned. It is claimed that If the com missioners were to be elected they would be more fair In their treatment of the railroads and the board would not be 'so apt to be part of a political machine. This seems to be a distinction without a difference, as under the present existing political conditions In the state It Is certain that, whether ap pointed or elected, the members of the com mission would certainly stand with the governor. While both the administration and anti admtnlstratlon factions seem to have agreed that a railroad commission Is to come, far sighted politicians, and others who are Just plain citizens but are looking Into the future, do not llko the outlook. They say that tho railroad commission Is certain to bring the railroads Into politics In Wisconsin as they have never been before. It will be a necessity for them. If the members of the commission are to be appointed, then will lie up to the railroads to see that the proper person, from their point of view, Is elected governor of the state. Jf elected, then they will go In to see that those com- iniKtsiuucrs uh eiecieu who win uo ine leasi harm. In either case It means the railroads must be counted as ' a factor In future elections. Whllo the railroads have always been In terested to a certain extent In state politics, they never have gone into it as a business, as would bo the case with members of a railroad commission to be elected. It will mean a higher pressure on. the political gauge, and it has about all it can stand now. That Is the argument used by those who are looking to the future Interests of the state irrespective of political benefits. Tho matter In another way goes to show tho shrewdness of Governor La Follette as a politician, something that la too often forgotten by his opponents. When the mnt ter of Increased taxes for tho railroads was broached In the La Follette camp several years ago, the point was raised that if It was decided the railroads were not paying their share of the taxes and It was planned to raise them It would be idle to do this unless there was some way of protecting rates so that the transportation companies could not make the people pay the freight by raising their tariffs. This was admitted, but in spite of this It was not made a part of the platform as was the demand for a change in taxation so that the' railroads could be made to pay more taxes. Am . v. , . . . . , s tho ono was held to be the corollary of the other It would have seamed that both would hava been included In the same plat form. This, however, was not done and a live iBsue was left for another- campaign. This is only one of many instances. where the governor has shown his shrewdness In political management. He may want to be governor for a third time or he may want to be United Statea senator, aa his oppo- nents claim, but they will never prevent him from irettlnflr either nlnnA hw ,huln. I stone, at him as he gH. by in his political automobile. This state of affairs Is dawning on the lr,,.,r.bud .. t.nA r, l. " " " ciuniuiuiB is heard on the quiet liecause there Is not 'something doing," In the way of putting a stick through the spokes of the governor's wagon. It has even been suggested that the opposition make the best of the sltua- nnH i . . as they find It and go In for a railroad tion commission, nut ono that shall he elrt4 It is claimed that this line of policy would Place the governor in an .wkw. rd hole. J Browning w R. S. Wilcox. Managtr. RELIABLE if he urged the appointment of tha mem bers of the board ha would be showing that what he waa after Was power. Possibly this might be made to work, but the chances are that a tire would explode Just as the wagon began to move. 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