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    THE OMAn.V DAILY RFX: MONDAY. SEPTKMRER 2. lflOX
I
SEASON Or NATIONAL ENDS
iMEN make vey good impression
: ' f.didw fur tecmd The?, Ltnla
ia Tu:.if Pot t on.
M Lane mm UitrUrllt. Whii Plar vatth
Microbe ...t eaaa. All Right
la Fteld, hat Weal with
the stick.
Ft. Louis. 7; Fhllsdelphla, 4. Time: 1:42.
Umpire: Moriin.
Plaved Won. Lost. Pr.Ct.
. t'lttsnurg
I New York
'hl'-apro
t 1: e.nnati
' Brook. yn
Phl.adelphla
tit. Louis
No games, Kiton ended.
....14o 49 .aiM
....IS H , .w4
H M ..4
71 46 :U
....1.4 TO Mi
... & 10 4-1
Hi J M
. ...1.7 4i H .314
WIND UP WITH DOUBLE HEADER
rram ) Th soldiers of Tort Crook de
feated the F-lnir hovaj tday by a fdT of
17 to . Blair to" the lead up to the
seventh lnn-ntr. but went up tn the sir
while t'ie i.;1!rs ran In eight corps.
Score ly Inning:
RH.E.
PMdtors 1 n 1 n 1 4 ft 17 4
Blair 1 1 0 : 0 1 9 0 i 13 12
luttrfm: Ulalr. W. Noyes. E. .NoyM
ami Kphng: Soldiers, Endol-y an1 Kelly.
1 wo-l.e oils: Congs, Kellv. Kigff l-i.
Kl'ming. Horn runs. F-ndoley. Htruck
out: Hy V. . Noyes. 7; ly K Noyes, 1;
bv E.-.d.'ley, 2- Bases on bulls: tt E.
Noyes. Hit by pitched ball: fjr N.
Noyes, X Umpire. Miller.
Flaal (valval
I tha
VGO. Sept. 17. The NatlonAl league
.n .nrted today with a one-tided a am?.
i l fancy's w.ld pitching
Ivrt donated moat o
The local tried out a, new catcher and i feature of the same were the playing of
The Cresrente and B. Jetten Dlaved two
Itching and ragged ' "nd snappy games of seven Innings
, .... . I each yesterday afternoon. Thla wound up
ar crjiagja runs, l lhB mmn wtvern the two teams. The
thlrd baa -man, both making a good Impres
sion in lieldlng, but both were weak at the
stirk. Attendance, 6.. Score:
t'HICAQO
ft li.O. A B
llfle. rf.... I
. nhr. it i
han. la...
J'liien. rf ....
1 i:ikr. aa... 1
u.tama, an. 4
c La a, c . . .
.--. Jb. . . . g
yinaTHf , 2b t
V m r, p . .. i
2 14
I
4 a
UOSTOi.
il.H.O A E.
1 Deittr. rf a 1
Hrf'rmi r(. l 1 t 0 t
Abha.fc. lb .. 1 t 1 1 I
oni-r. II a a V i T,.il---
Arkerman of the Jetters at short and pitch
ing of Aiinms for the Crescents. Adnmi
held the Brewers down to one scratch hit,
establishing a record of the Tri-Clty league.
His support was perfect, his team mates
putting up first-class ball, which gave the
Jetters a whitewash. 8core. first game:
B. JETTERS.
AB. R
n.
J Moras. i "....l i a ! A.-kerman. ss..
1 Willis, lo ... 11 I I I'lntwraui, v...
t'Auker, ... 1S McMalion, 3b...
i. Lau7. .... a a 4 Jelen, p
1 . - I Hatchen. lb
, , Totals a IMH 4 ('lark, :b
Total. iii n 7 -I I k. ( lark. If
n:cago I a 0 i i 0 0 U I Bmltli, cf....
""on u o u u u i 2 0 2
l-ft on bases: Chicaao 11: H..atnn 7. Totals
Two-base hits: Wicaer. Kvers. 8cnfice
tit: KVeis. Hiolen bases: M.'nhy,
'hance (.ti, Slagel. Evera tJ). Struck out:
Jiy icier. ; by Carnev, First bae on
I'nlls: off Wicker. 1; oft I'arney, 7. Wild
I'IKJi: Carney. Hit bv pitched ball: Ab
bao.i. Hin: 1:44. fmpi.e: U Day.
.. 4
.. 4
.. a
.. :
.. a
.. 3
.. 3
.. a
it.
o.
2
2
2
DIt14 iaat Uaaaes.
CINCINNATI. Sept. IT.-Tha base bali
eason ended here today with Cincinnati
and Rrooklyn breaking even In the dot'.dle
header. Cincinnnti outbattcn Hrooklli in
Ihe first game, but th Ir hits did n;t come
t the right time. SulhofT was knrkd out j
n me ana replaces uy r .m a u jtid r onl
went 4n to catch him. The on.i sa.nc
was cA led at th end of th Oftii inning on
"count of darkness. Altnaanrr, S,4H.
ore, first. game:
IMamond. cf
Ryan. If
Kouman, 2b
E. Roben, ss....
Petersen, lb....
W. HolM-n, Kb..
Hithawujr. c
Adams, rf
Baker, p
.. 29
CRESCENTS.
AB. R.
.. 2
.. a
,. a
it
o.
A.
B.
BROOKLYN.
R H 0 A K.
airang. JO . i 4 1 Kr.ln If a
Kue. kard. If . 1 I 4 4 4 yermour, cf.
Iwbba. rf ... 114 . I'.lan. rf 1
liyl. lb 14 4 lUnkj.i. lb.. I
l'ahlea. as... lata 1 1. araiafl4, lb 1
taalr, rf... tilt iuir. lb a
JoMan, 2b .. t 1 a 1 I ( ..n orm. aa. 1
Jacklllch. c. a 3 4 1 i ptrta, e . . s
i i 1 a rbl. c I
Putnoff, p. ... 0
Totala 14 1J n 4 K.,.n. p 4
1UIIB
CINCINNATI.
K M O A K.
I
7 11 11 4
t Totala.
Batted for SuthotT In fifth.
rvr-mklyn 2 0 0 a 2 1 fl 814
jClnclnnati ..0 0 0 U U 1 0 2 4 J
Two-base, hits: Strang, FoM, Corcoran.
'.T.ree-baae hits: T)aly (Jj, JackJltcJ. Sacr!
tice hits; Dobbs. Jordan. Home tun: jack.
lltch. Stolen Vmae: Hueckara. lXiuble pia :
y i-"yie. rirai uaea on oa.u
iteiay. 1; ol riuthofT. 4: off Rasr-.n. !.
2 7
2 0 1
10 0
Crescents. 1:
Hathaway t-.
U
1
0 0
1-2
R. Jetters,
Ackernian.
ToUls ,
R. Jetters ,
Crescents
Earned runs:
3. Stolen bas. s
Two-base h'ts: Ryan. Baticr, Adams
Smith. First base on balls: Off Jelcn. 1.
Struck out: By Baker, Z; by Jelcn. 3.
Score, second game:
CRESCENTS.
AB. R.
Hegeate Beat Clerks.
The same between the Grocery Clerks anl
the R-enn Sunday terminad In an excit
ing finish. The score siomI a to a up to me
tirt nf the nintn. nen me ifg'-tiu ious.
batting raliy and won by the score or 4
to a. ine hatting or llogan, uuni nue ana
William Kill were the leaturea. bcore:
KM t
Regents 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 3 U
Uroc Clerks ..0 20102 u-l 7 3
Batteries: Donohue, Clair. Hlnton, Sulli
van. Two-bas hits: Claire. In man. W.
Kill, llogan. Donahue. Harden, Hinton.
Time: 1:1s. Umpire: Lynch.
Inplre Kelly Is lajared. '
KANSAS CITY, ).. 8ept. 27. 3peclai
Telegram While rttlciating In a post sea
son game between the American autaocia ion
and Western league teams today Cm i ire
Kellv of tht? Wtstern l-ngue had his shoul
der blade broken by a foul baiL
la the Atnericaa Leagae,
Game today .'hlcaBO at Washington;
St. Louis at B')1nn; Detroit at New York;
Cleveland at Philadelphia.
STEWART WINS CLUB TROPHY
Walks OaT with tall Pcnoaat fcy De
featlas; R. H. Kinball aa Coaa
try Oak Links.
Diamond, cf
Ryan, li
Rodman, Jb
Petersen, lb
K. PoiH-n. ss...
Hithaway, c...
W. Koben. 3b
Adams, p
Baker, rf
H.
Totals ..
Ii.
y Pl'.ched ball: ovl. O-aslrr. Krrwtn. !
Italy. Struck out: tiy Ri'ly, 4: by S.it
hoff. f; by Kiujan, J. Pni-u ball: Jack
II to. i. Ieft on lases: Cincinnati, 14: Brook
lyn. 7. Time: 2:i. I'mpire: Hurst.
Score, second game:
CINCINNATI. . BROOKLT!4.
R.H.O.A J.l It H.O A g.
Verwtn. rf... 1 1 I L Straus. Jb 4 t 0
'J"""", e'. 1 a 1 4 Sharkard. If. 1 a 1 4 4
javua. rf o a n 4 in.iu. cf 14 14a
B .mm. lb. .. X 1 4 4 4 luiK. lb I S 4 4 0
V-aririotia. 3b o 112 bahlen. aa... I 1 1 4 1
-"" - 1 i lnilr. rf ... 4 I n 4
' oraa, aa. 1 1 1 1 4 Joriaa. ?b. ... 4 14 14
!. r 1 I 4 t 1 Ritt.r. e 1 I a 4
H. P 1 I 4 I STkxt.Jlar, p.. S 1 4 4
Teuls t 11 li ll Totala 4 "t 11 I 1
4'lnclnnati 0 3 1 4 7
Urooklyu i j j u o
Two-bf.ne hit: Kerwln. Thrce-bnse tilta:
Hahn. Dah.er.. Ifjme run: Cjrcoran.
istoleu bdav. Oonlln. Dnbbs. Dcylt, Dah
ln. firat, base ba.is: Off '.atcner, 3:
off Hhj, i. Struck out: B- Hihi, 3.
)-ef on btfes: Olncinnuti. 3: Brooklyn. 3.
Parsed bail: Pelts. Wjld pitch; Hahn.
Tlrae; 1..4. L'inpira: Hurst.
PKIllle-a Win and Lose.
ST. IOCI8. Sept. 7. tClght thousind peo
pi saw tiwa ciosa wf- Jie neunani season
hre to.l:iy. Philadelpha won the (irsl by a
a-corn or to., h.dis. t. local seml-prorea
Muellner. rf
Ackerman, ks...
Tonncmau, c
McMahon. 3b
Jelen. p
Hatchen. lb
Clark 2l
Off ! V. Clurlc If
Hit j Smith, cf
JETTERS.
AB. R. H.
3
3
3 '
2
2
2
1
O.
O.
1
0
0
1
0
e
4
l
3
A.
0
0
A remarkable surprise was sprung yes
terday anernoun at ine Country club when
J. 'i. biewart won the gull cnampiorunip
of the ctub over K. K. jvimbaii. by a scorn
of a up and 1 to piay. Tnirty-ai holts
were p.ayeu in all, and when tne pl.ye.a
reacheu tne tweluh hole. Kimball was 4
down. He had pract.caby no snow to win
irom this on. until tne tairu. tn noie, wncti
he came In even up with hL opponent. A tier
this tne play begun lo go tticwari's way,
and although it was close until the fiuiaii.
Stewart Won out by the score given.
'ihe contest has been on at tae Country
club for the past week, and the enthusiasts
hate Indajgea in a great ueal of speculation
as to who was going to take the ciiampion
snip. Mr. Kimoali nad trn plckeu aa the
possible winner by a majority of Mie fol
lowers, but ho fell down on the finals. The
heavy lair gteen made clean brassy shots
rare yetercay. but Mr. Kimball mi do good
distance with his wooden ciUbs.
Mr. Stewarts short game was weak, but
Just enough better to turn the txiik. Tna
weather was '.bout the finest go Jin g
weather of the season and a large crowJ Oi
enthusiasts wan on hand to follow the
players over the links and witness las
contest.
Within the next two weeks the golfing
season will have practically come to a close
1 and the sport win be lingering In the lap of
loot pall, yuite a number oi me more n
TALES TOLD BV TOURISTS
C.iiru Agent Eelatea Etw Swede Came to
Time on Damages,
GAVE TQ ROAD THAT KILLED HIS COW
Other Varaa jipraag hy Travelers W ha
Uiagc Areaad Hotel Labhlea
Dsrlsg the Mestfal Saa
day Haars.
A former claim ssrent and damage ad
juster of the Northern Pacific railway, at
a local hotel, told of one of his experiences
In North Dakota. He was sent out to set
tle a claim presented by a Swede for the
loss of a cow that had been run over by
a special train, on which were a number
of the big officials of the road.
The aecurity of our posltlong was largely
gauged by the frlctionles and economical
manner In which we could settle thess
claims," aaid the agent. "There wa a lot
of them occurring and the drain on the
claim department was no little figure. 1
reached the Swede's horn and was author
lsed to settle for not to exceed 175. The
cow was probably not worth 310, but ths
road wanted to make friends of the people
along the line, and we did not object to
paying about 1.900 per cent in excess of
the real value of the stock killed. As
soon as I told the Swede that I had
come to settle the matter he seemed a
trifle uneasy and I thought I was up
against It hard. Finally I said to him that
It waa an extremely dangerous thins; to
permit his cows to run at large and get
on the railway tracks, as they might de
rail a train and cause a number of pas
sengers to be killed, and then he would
have a bis; bill of damages to pay. The
Swede conceded that all this was possible
and Intimated that he had not looked at it
that way. He further stated that the cow
was a foolish cow and that he had stoned
her oft the trsck lots of times and that
he waa sorry that she had caused the road
so much trouble. I asked him about how
much he Thought we could settle for. think
ing that I was golrg to get off on about a
$M proposition. He went out and consulted
with his wife for a few moments and fin
ally came back and handed me $5, saying
that this was all the money they had and
that he would watch his cows In the future.
"Did I accept the oT Well. yes. I sent
my report and resignation in with the $5.
"Did the road accept It? Tea. and what
galled me worse. It nccepted my resigna
tion, too. But that's the way with a cor
poration, you never know when you ar
doing them a favor."
Always
to The Scratch
ar
AT.S (Ml
Search Light Matches WePer
Fail You. They 9 re Sure Lighters.
Extra Long, Strong, Smooth Sticks.
Each Vox Contains a Valuable Coupon, Ask your grocer.
THE DIAMOND MATCH CO.
Totals 22 0 1 IS 7 1
Presents 3 0 1 0 0 0 -4
B. Jetters 0 0 0 0 0 0 00
Earned runs: Crescents, 3. Double plays:
Rodman (unassisted!. Ackerman to Clark
to Hatchen. Two-base hits: Ryan, Baker.
Adams, W. Roben. Hit by pitched ball:
Smith. Struck out: By Adam, 4; by
Jelen. 2.
ORIGINALS WINHITTING GAME
Clinch Their Clalata for Leadership
la the Trl-Clty Uatac
Race.
Th4 I-ee-Glass-Andreesen's Originals
yesterdny afternoon, at Vinton Street park.
ut a crimp In the aspirations Of the Ideals
their tight for the pennant of the Trl-
City lecgiie. Thre was a good attendance
of uamirt-rs of the different clubs, and It
was either tesm's game until the last man
was out In the ninth Inning.
The Onalnsls were reinforced by their
old-time iia y era, Ijiwlor. Whitney and
Welch, each ine distinguishing himself by
miking a pair of safe hits.
With the exception of the sixth Inning.
Scullv had the ideals at hta mercy, while
isional. pitched for Ki. Louis and did well. I the hardware men hit Ballinger hard and
In tne second gumr H'own atruck out nine'ntten; only the fast fielding of the Ideala
of the Philadelphlt players. Throughout ! saving the long bov from Nebraska City
St. Iaiuis vl .- ii om Ktiai anniniiHoan.
he had them mviMied and ih S
oiy wus largely iiu', to his work. Smoot's Bcullv had the better of the battle all
hitting was the fv.ture of tho game, the 'the way throtiKh. striking out seven men
lig o nterrieUier ru iking a home run. three' and allowing eleven hits, with no liases on
lattigur and u slit , out of four times at ! balls, against twelve hits off Ballinger and
thuslaatlc will continue to play the game
for several weeks yet, bet t(jere will be
nothing In the way of earnests to amount
to anything. Arrangements are still on lor
a return match wl.h Dea M lines and St.
Louis, but unlesi these are perftcted It will
be safe to call the season at an end. Judg
ing from the poor showing made by Uie
local go fers at the trunsm s-l-ippl tourni
menr. It is a good prediction ihit th?y will
make strenuous efforts o redeem them
selves should another contest b- arranged.
First day's play: J. P. Magee at W. H.
I.owe. up and 5 to pay; J. H. 1 ieat E.
A. Cudahy. Jr.. ! un ar.d 1 to ii ,: J. B.
Rahm beat T. P. llam.lton fi la. and to
play; E. M. Fairfield beat W. E. Martin 1
up: W. D. Bancker beat George prichett
6 up and 4 to play; R. Burns beat W. H
McCord 3 up and 2 to play: T. R. Kimball
beat E. H. Sprague 3 up and 1 to pay; J.
T. Stewsrt tat 8. Heth up and 4 to play;
E M. Morsman, Jr., beat W. T. Lurns
up and 4 to play; T. Haakell beat A. V.
Klnsler by default.
Second day s plar: J. Reddy beat J. P.
Magee 3 up; E. M. Fairfield beat W. D.
B.mcker 4 up and 3 to play; R. R, Klmbill
beat R. Burns 4 up and 3 to pay; J. T.
Stewart beat T. R. Kimball 7 up and and
to play; E. M. Morsman beat T. Haskell 4
up sr.d 3 to pluy.
Third day's play: J. B. Rahm boat J.
Reddv 4 up and 3 to plav; R. n. Kimball
beat E. M. FsJrfleld 5 up and 4 to play: J.
T. Stewart beat E. M. Morsman 4 ud and
3 to play.
Seml-snal: R. R. Kimball beat J. B.
Rahm S up and 3 to play.
Finals: J. T. Stewart beat R. R. Kim
ball 2 up and 1 to play.
the jaw bone of an mrM and slaw a thou
sand Philistines therewith.'
" "You are dead wrong. It wasn't thit
kind of a jaw bone at all.'
"The deacon became wroth and wanted
to Increase the bet that he was right, aa ha
had read the verse a thousand or more
times.
" 'No,' continued the star boarder, fou
are away off. It was the new Jaw bone of
an asa that he did the work with.'
"The deacon wouldn't have It that way
at all and wanted to ralsa tha bet. However,
the deacon's bible was brought in, and tha
verse, which Is the fifteenth verse of tha
fifteenth chapter of Judges, was read.
which eays: 'And he tSamson) found tha
new Jaw bone of an asa and put forth his
hand and slew a thousand men therewith.'
"The deacon was amused, and hesitat
ingly acknowledged he was beat and then
began to doubt whether he had ever read
the ten commandments right."
Lai. Score, first wame :
PIIILAUgLPIiy.,
. i; :i . a r.
larry. If II 1 4 Si Fa mil. Ib...
i.iaaaua. f..a 1 1 4 luulat. if
TAolvaftoa. lb I I ( sum, ef
Tltua. rf 1114 tibail, aa
muslaaa. lb. 1 1 11 9
1 adman. Ib. "V S I 1
llularlll, a 1 1 a S
7.tMm. c. , s a a a
liaaor. p. 4 4 4 4
ST. W1CIS.
R.H.O.A E.
114 14
VaJala ..... li n 11
llurKK ah...
UarrUT. If..
Kv.it. Ih
oveacj. e..
Ultra, p . . .
M. IV Hal II.
-Haikll ..
Tstaia a ia i
"Hatted for Coveney in the ninth,
Batted for Hines in the ninth.
"Philadelphia 0 0 1 1 0 1 3 0 0
St. Lotus 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 03
Earned runs: Philadelphia, 4; St. Louis,
Two-base hit : Hulswitt. Three-base
Flit : Tltua. Home run: Brain. Sacrifice
lilts: Klminer. Hulswitt. Double play:
Bruin to Kyan. bioli n bases: Farrell,
imleavy, Hulswitt ('.', Burke. O'Neill.
ses on nans: orr Mines, s; on p'raser.
4. Struck out : ' Ry Fraser, 0; by limes. 1.
l.rfr on baaes: St. 1-ocis. t; Phlladelpnia,
. Time: I.U. 1'mplre: Moran.
Score, second game:
ST. LOUIl. I PHILADELPHIA.
M.U.O.A 3 I R H O. A E
Far-rail. tb... 114 4 Barry, If .... 4 a 4 4
Imalaarr. rf. S S 1 4 dloaaoa. if . 4 1 4 4 4
rf I a I 4 4 HoK.nori. J 4 2 1 1 4
4 4 11 1 Tltua, rf 4 I
, t t 1 S a IVuiiav lb . 4 II 1 4
,41144 Halhnab. :b. 4 ! 1 4
.4 4 4 4 4 Hulawitt. aa. 1 4 1 1 4
, 1 I 11 a 4 Ruth, r 1 1 I
114 14 Mvrat'ldsa. p S S 4
Kruar, vf .. I S 1 4 4
. 1 14 Z1 It 1,
Tatala a I M la 4
0 0 0 4 1 0 0
Philadelphia 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 t 3
Earned runs: St. Louis. 6: Philadelphia,
1 Two base hits: Brown, Gleason. llall
man. Three-buss hit: Prooot. Home run:
Smoot. Bacrlllce hits: Ryan. McFettrldge.
Stolen hasea: Titus. Fraxer. Baaes on
balls. Off McFettridge, ; off Brown. 3.
Struck oui: By Brown, 9. Left on bases:
tato buses on nails, with no ttrikeouts.
Scully home run. together with his fast
work oVi third base, waa tasily the feature
of the game, while the fielding of Hofmann
and Bowler of the Ideals waa gtlt-dged.
As the football season will start next
Saturday at the Vinton Struct Iark. the
chance are that the dotibli-bvader. sched
ule! -for next Sundav will have to be can
celled. Attendance, 3flu. The score.
LEE-ULASSS-ANDREESEN ORIGINALS.
AB. K. H. O. A. E.
brain, as...
Hurae. 3h
barrlar. If.
kaa. lb...
rsniL 4..
Brown, p..
Totals
St. Louis
Kelly. 3h
liralford. lb
Welch, rf ....
Mi'Wr. U ....
Whitney, cf
Liwlor. ss ..
Foiey. lb ....
("riighton, c
Sculiy, p ....
H.
1
1
2
2
2
2
0
1
1
O.
IS
Tralnlapj for Calf Ceatest.
CHICAGO, Sept. 27. The Woman' Na
tional golf tournament, which will open
on the Chicago Golf club links at Whea
ton. 111., next Tuesday, to select a cham
pion to succeed Mrs. Charles T. Stout,
promises to be the keenest contest among
women in the history of the came in the
I'nited Slates. Nearly all of the slx.y
three players entered for the contest have
arrived and are putting In hard work to
get In shape for the tournament. Ths
course Is In excellent condition and the p e
ilmlnary practice of the competitors indi
cates that several records will be smashed
before the close of the tournament Sstur
day afternoon. Plavers from Pittsburg,
Boston, Philadelphia and St. Louis, lo-
getner wun the local force, kept the links
"I had a r.tlghbor over in Illinois a good
many years ago," said Henry Martin of
Decatur, at the Taxton, "that was a horse
doctor, and his wife was one of those
nervous, fldgity women that are always
ready to be offended and have a good cry
over any apparent lack of appreciation
their husbands may have of them. Doc
Rose thought the world snd all of his wife
and wouldn't Intentionally offend her for
the world. Ella, that was her name, on
one occasion made Doc a 'robe de nuit' and
she had spent considerable time on It. When
Doc tried It on he found that It was ma
terially deficient In length and said to her:
It Is all right. Ella, except that you have
not made It long enough.' Mrs. Rose was
mad In a minute and snapped out ut him:
'Well. I can tell you one thing Doctor Rose,
and that Is it will be long enough before
I make you another one.' And she went
off and had a good cry. There was a very
good double entendre in the way she put
It, and it tickled Dr. Ros Immensely. He
came down town snd told of the Incident,
but he got the story scrrwhat mixed, arid
In telling It stated that she had said: 'It
will be a long while before she would make
me another one.' Doc'a auditors rather
sympathlxed with the wife and observed
that they saw nothing very funny or re
markable In the story. Poor Doe never
could get the story just right, though ha
tried It a doxen times, and finally consoled
himself that It was funny the wsy his wife
put It. but his friends couldn't appreciate
a good double entendre."
"Over at Jefferson City some years ago
I was stopping at a hotel liberally patron
ised by legislators, and among them was
an old fellow from down in the Pilot Knob
section," said Ed Waddell, a Missouri com
mercial ptlgtlm. "This old chap sat at the
same table with me and he was dead stuck
TABLE SALE-Orchard & Wllhclm Car
pet Co.
2 ! crowded all day and several spirited con-j on soma small red peppers in a bottle, and
ir.n rrauiim. Leiiiie a nisn wind, wn cn
Totals 40
IDEA La
AB. R.
11 12 27 14
Mlnnlkus. 3b
Bowler, cf ..
Lynch, ss ....
GibL'on, If
Levis, lb ....
Hofmann, 2b
Campbell, if
Coe, c
Ballinger, a
Totals
b
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.41
H.
3
0
11
O.
1
1
2
0
0
0
a
13
E.
1
0
made perfect golf an ImDosslbl ltv. low
0j scores were the order of the dav. and the
01 course was covered by all the players in
' - or iei. flitt. oioui. tne present ennrn
pion. Is unfortunately prevented from en
tering the tournament, as is a so Mrs. A.
E. Ma nice, champion of the Woman's Met
ropolitan Golf association of New York,
but aside from these, thja-entry la represen
tative cf tho entire country.
Fltsalaaaaoas la Fight Agala.
NEW YORK. Sept. 17. At a conference
held today at Btitn Beach between Bob
Fltxslmmons. William Pierce of Boston,
manager for George Gardner, the light
heavy welKlil champion of the world, and
James C. Kennedy. representing the
Yosemlte club of San Francisco, Flts
simmuris and Gardner were mutch in
, I fight at the Yoaemite club the Utter part
l?awne ritna 1 UJ1IU... 1 n.i., : - I ' ' , YC m 1 Mr f OT lie 1 1 1 Ll rM hv Cantr.r
inala, i; Ideals. 3. Home runs: Kelly. Gin- T.h '"f"81 w"l he for twenty rounds at
son. Tnree-has hits: Whitney. Bowler I Pounds, the men to weigh in at 3
Two-base hits: Welch. Miller. Coe. Stru. k " f rlo K ,n ttie afternoon of the day of the
out: By Scully, i. bases on balls:
11:11 nrrr Hit riv riti.FiMi hu vi i
mann. Left on liases. Lte-Glass-Andreeeen I to ,n l'r. Edward Graney of San Fran-
Bradford out Hit by batted ball.
L.-G.-A. Originals. .0 10031133 11
laeals II S u 1 4 0 0
Ideals,
irlimalf.
Welch, Bowler. Whitney. Time
pire: Kelly.
koldlers Busy la tha sevaath.
BLAIR, Nb., Sept. 27.-Special Tele
..- tattle. The purse will be divided. 7& ner
H(. lcnt going to the winner and 25 per cent
i ma: i'rr. buautu oraney or Ban r Tan-
Stolen baaes :' cco u chosen as rel.ree and forfeit
1:45. L'm-i '"er 11 w" tateti at tne conference
im" r iizsimmons win leave lor ban rrnn
;lcO early In October and go Into active
raining for the right. .Gardner, who is In
Texas with a theatrical enterprise, will
cancel this engagement snd proceed to the
coast as soon as pos.sible.
The
Quality
Smoke
A PoptilAr Price
5c
Sold Everywhere
Tb Lartasf Sailing
Ksaaxl al 3ra
la tba Worid
Aatoaaablle
BOSTON. Pept
Club Oatlas.
The members of the
Automobile Club of America, who arrived
Saturday from New York via Hartford,
were ,1ie guJsts of the Massachusetts All
tifno'sp; club at a reception and luncheon
at Mie. Massachusetts club today, and
'"-verd fade a three hours' run to
SmitMry snd points through the Rvolu
ti jnirv war battl grounds. This evening
' f visitors .ntertalned the local club's
officers at dinner.
The return to New York will he begun
at 0 a m. tomorrow, if the weather per
mit". The run will be made by way of
Sr.lrfleld through the Berkshlrea to
Poughktepsle. Newburgh and down the
wc'.t shore of the Hudson.
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141 Ullloa Will Sot Caatest.
CLEVELAND, Sept. 7.-C. K. G. Bo
lters. .wr.ee of Lou Dillon, has announced
that she will not be allowed to go into a
! with noth r horse in a trial for
supremary. Mr. Bl'ltngs says that Lou
l I "n ia rail i years old and compara
tively Irtexperlencfd and untrained. The
mare will be aMnped with the other mem
bers cf the Billinirs string to Lexington
on Wtdnesday. wh-re she has two en
gagements. After the Lexington meeting
Lou Dillon will be shipped to Memphis,
where ahe Is scheduled lo go sgainst th
worids trottlnar record, a trial against
time, which will probably he br last for
this seajton. As at Lexington, two starts
will Isr made at Memphis.
Feat Ball t Lily White.
8T. lH'TS, Sept. 27. At a meeting of
the western branch Amateur Athletic
union. Vkday. t waa decided that the ama
teur ass4riation should assume Jurisdiction
over football aa Weil as other amateur
aoorta and that no semi-professionals
should be r'Yrn1sed Inana wav. 1 hree
new sihletlc bodies, among them the Kan
sas Citv Athletic association, were ad
mitted lo membership today.
Caaietet alarderer C'aafeeses.
WILKESBARRE. Pa.. SepL I7.-Peter
IenouSk;, wlio is doomed to die on the
rail. a on Tuesday morning In this city
for the murder if Anthony eVenneke. who
was beaten to death with a hatchet in tha
r.xeter mine In April. Hoi. has nutde a
confession admitting that ha struck tha
alow hlch killed betinrka.
asked me If they were good. I told him
tbey were, except that they might be a
trifle warm. The hotter the better," ,said
he. and he dived into the bottle and took
out three or four of them and soused them
Into his mouth. Tears soon began to come
In his eyes and he stood it as long as he
could, and spitting them out into his two
hands he laid ibem beside his plate, re
marking aa he did ao, 'Now you pesky
little things. Uy thar and cool, will je." "
"There used to be soma thirty-flva or
forty years ago." said an old veteran of
the plains of the '80 s, "a paymaster who
la still in tha service I believe. He was a
little fellow, scarcely five feet tall, but he
felt himself to be an eight-footer. He was
very pompous and had a great estimate of
his own importance.' On one occasion ha
was sent out to pay off some troops at a
frontier post and was travelling in an
DEATH RECORD.
Jessie McLaaakas Work.
TECl'MSEH. Neb., Sept. Z7.-(Speclal.
Jessie McLanahan Work died at her home
In this city at an early hour this morning.
She was born at Greencastle, Pa., June 7,
1S40. and lived In that city until 1S70. In
1MJ9 she was married to R. Q. Work, and
the year following they came to Johnson
county, where Mr. Work was engaged In
the mercantile business for years. No chil
dren were born to them. Mr. Work died
In December, 1898. A brother, Dick Mc
Lanahan of Tecumsch. survives. The fun
eral wtll be held at her late home Tuesday !
morning and the remains taken back to
Greencastle, where they will be Interred
beside those of her husband.
Robert Gray.
HARVARD, Neb., Sept. 27. (Special.)
Robert Gray died at the homo of hia son-in-law,
John Campbell, in this city, at 11:30
last evening from a paralytic stroke, tba
first having occurred about two years ago.
The deceased came to Harvard from Gilt
ner yesteiday forenoon, ate a hearty dinner,
ex pre si-ed himself aa feeling wall. Tha
stroke came on about 3 o'clock and ha re
mained unconscious till death came. He
served nearly four years in the war of the
rebellion, three of which waa in Company
D, Twenty-sixth Illinois volunteer Infantry',
and had he lived till November 8, would
have been 72 years of age.
Faaeral at L. S. Backus.
HARVARD, Neb.. S?pt. 27. (Special.)
The funeral of L. S. Backus, who died so
suddenly on the county fair grounds on
Wednesday last, occurred from his home
ln'lhis city at 2:30 p. m.. and was one of
the most largely attended burial services
ever held In Harvard. The services of the
Masonic order, of which the deceased waa
a most loyal member, waa had. In keeping
with long standing request, while the Grand
Army, his business associates and many
friends, contributed in showing the high
esteem In which the deceased was held by
our people.
Daks af Richmond.
LONDON. Sapt, 27. Tha Duka of Rich
mond, Lennox and Gordon, died late last
night at Gordon Castle, Fochabere, Banff
shire, as tha result of a chill contracted
on Thursday lust. The Duke had been
giving a large house party and tho castle
was full of guests when the gravity of his
seizure was announced. Most of tha
g-uests left the castle Friday and Situr
day. Faaeral ef Al MeCIIatae.
RED CLOCD. Neb.. Sept. 27.-Spec!aL)
The funeral service of Al McCUntoc, who
died In McAlester, O. T., on last Saturday,
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Thro' tourist car service to
Ran Francisco, Los Angeles and
Seattle.
J. B. REYNOLDS, C. F. A.,
1502 Farnam St., Omaha.
ambulance with a bfS cavalry escort. At wre conducted at tha home of the deceased
one point on the road up near O' Fallon's
Bluffs, his outfit overtook a mule team.
and aa the road was pretty heavy, the
mule team was travelling slowly through
the sand. Major , the paymaster.
sent an orde-ly forward and pompously
directed that the mule team pull out to
tha side of the road to let the major and
bis escort pass. The teamster was not
In tha best of humor, and sent word back
to tha major to go to tha devil. The major
was afire with Indignation In an Instant,
and mounting, rode forward on Ma horse
and asked the teamster If he was the one
that sent back that Impertinent message.
"I. guess I was."
"Blame you. sir. Do you know who I
am. I am Major of tha army, air.
Major , air."
The teamster surveyed the Irate major
for a moment, and was evidently In'enselv
amused at hla inaignlflcant stature, and
said to him:
"Major of the army, air, if you
fool around here about two minutes long
er, I'll catch you and fetd -ou to my
puppy, sir."
"Tha beat scriptural students sometimes
get a biblical quotation wrong," said E. M.
Sawyer at the Her Grand. "And the strange
part of It Is the quotations at times happen
to be some of the best known In holy writ.
1 know of a case happening In North Caro
lina a few years ago, where an old Baptist
deacon nearly had a fit and lost 0 in ad
dition by being called down on a quotation
that ha always thought that ha had down
pat. And It was a common hotel beat thit
stumped him, too. The beat In question
had got behind In his board bill ab: ut t 0
and he saw no way of squaring It except to
work the old deacon who ran the hotel. He
asked tha landlord if he could quota th-i
reference to the weapon with which 8am
aoa smote tba Philistines. The deacon
landlord said that he could. Tha ques
tioner agreed to bet his delinquent board
bill that the old deacon couldn't quote It
Just as It waa In the bible. The bet was
taken and the deaouu triumphantly quoted
tha stereotyped phrase: 'And Satatoa took
west of the city yesterday. The (services
were In charge of the local lodge, Knights
of Pythias.
C. F. Ua(4,a.
CHICAGO. Sept. 27. C. F. Langdon.
secretary of Armour at Co., died suddenly
at his summer home near Crystal Lake,
111., this afternoon. Mr. Langdon was about
45 years old. The causa of his death was
apoplexy.
FIRE RECORD.
Large Marbiae Shops.
ERIDGETON. N. J . Sept. J7.-The plant
of the Ferracule Machine company of this
city was destroyed by fire tonight, entailing
a loss estimated at 1100,000. which is par
tially covered by insurance. The fire is
supposed to have been started by an explo
sion in the boiler room of the establishment.
Tha company manufactured among other
things, fine dies for coins, medals, etc.
Two hundred persons are thrown out of
work. This is tha third large Industrial con
cern in this city to be destroyed by fire
within the last few weeks.
Factory at laflssw,
SAGINAW, Mich., Sept. r.-Flre today
destroyed two warehouses and part of a
foundry of A. F. Bart let t & Co., the big
plant of the Christie Buggy company and
,the office, two warehouse and small ma
chine shops of Lo C. Llnkofntlne, causing a
total loss of tM.OM. partially covered by
Insurance.
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condition, without a knowledge of which
you are groping in the dark. If you have
taken treatment without success, I will
show you why it failed. I want all ailing
men to feel that they can come to my office
freely for examination and explanation cf
their condition without being bound by any
obligation to take treatment unless thev
SO desire. Every man. whether taklna
trealment or contemplating same, should
take advantage of this opportunity to learn
his true onditlon. aa I will advise him
how to best regain his health and strength,
and preserve the powers of manhood unto
ripe old age.
I make jao aalaleadlnar atateineata
or deceptive propositions to the afflicted,
neither do I promise to cure them ia m
fear days In order to secure their patron
age, but I guarantee a complete, safe t.d
laatlas rare In the aalekest possible
time, without leaving Injurious after
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and all diseases snd weaknesses dua to Inheritance evil habits, axcesaes, or tha
result of specific diseases.
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Haat lor Tcaaeaaea Maraerar.
KNOXVILLE. Tenn.. Sept. 17 -Posses
are scouring Loudon county. Tennessee
for Mack Hose, who, in resisting arrest
st Cloyd's Creek, shot and Insiamly killed
Deputy Sheriff Griffiths of London county
and fatally wounded Johp Poole, a citlsen
deputised by tha officer. Roao was Wanted
for a small offense.
Killed hy ICIeelrlclty.
NIAGARA FALLS. Sept 17 -Lorraln T.
Wilmer was electrocuted at his home In
this city lodsy. While searching in the
cellar for the causa of trouble with the
electric II ar lit wires he received a abock
of 3.1X4) volts. He waa instantly killed.
LINCOLN HAS IS ARRESTED
In Chaig of Tederal Anthoritiei at Bionx
Fal for Bobbing Postoffico.
STRONGEST EVIDENCE IS HIS SHOES
Telia a Straight Story aad May Ba the
Victim of Real Culprita, Who
Arc Sot Idea-titled.
SIOUX FALLS. S. D.. Sept. :7.-SpeciaI.)
Deputy United States Marshal Lamb
brought to this city a prisoner giving his
name as James Rlerdan and his home fii
Uncoln, Neb., who was arrested on sus
picion of having robbed the poetofflce at
Farmer, Hanson county, last Thursday
uigbt. The defendant wss taken before
United States Commissioner Cona-oy for
his preliminary hearing. The government
was represented by Assistant United States
Attorney Porter, who Introduced the evi
dence of Postmaster Murray of Farmer
and J. W. McPheraon of Alexandria.
Mr. McPheraon holds tha office of coroner
of Hanson county and was summoned to
Fsrmer when tha robbery was discovered
and placed the defendant under arrest. Ths
testimony of the two men tn part related
to one of the shoes of tha defendant exactly
fitting tracks In soft earth nesr when
entrance to the building was effected.
The defendant made a statement hi his
own behalf, stoutly declaring be was inno
cent of the crime. He stated that he has
lived in Lincoln, Neb., for a period of
thirty-four years and since coming to South
Dakota a short time ago had worked at his
trade of painting at Jefferson, Mitchell.
Farmer and other places. He declared that
in tha afternoon and evenlnj; tof tha day
preceding tba robbery he drank heavily and
that at about 11 o'clock on tba night of tha
robbery ho waa taken to a grain elevator
by a Farmer blacksmith, where he slept
until tha next morning. He stated that
In tha morning when ha returned to town
the blacksmith gave him his first informa
tion of tha postoffica robbery.
The defendant made a very good impres
sion, but under tha evidence It waa deemed
best to hold him for appearance before
the next federal grand Jury. His bond
were fixed at 1500. Other arrests will follow
and It is not beyond the range of posslbHI-.
ties that It may develop that If Rierdan is
Innocent tha real robber removed P.lerdan's
shoes and wore them while robbing the
postofflce, so as to throw Suspicion upon
him.
Not a single penny of ths stamp sr.d
money order fur-ds stolen from the poet,
office were found In Klerdan's possession.
Saath Dakota Free Baptiata.
SIOUX FALLS, 8. v., Sept. 27. (Special.)
Tha South DakoU conference of lbs Free
Baptist church commenced here last even
ing and continued until thla evening-. The
meeting was held In the local Free Baptist
church. The conference wss opened by an
address by p.ev. E. U True cf Valley
Springs. Among those who attended the
conference snd made addresses was Rew
W. Van Aiken, president of Parker col
lege, at Winnebago City. Minn. A regular
conference meeting and business sessim
was held this forenoon, followed by a
aVoman'a Missionary society meeting. At
2 o'clock this evening President Van Aiken
delivered a missionary address.
Chasaberlala'e telle, cholera aaj
Diarrhoea Homed y.
Tha uniform success of this preparation
ia tha relief and euro of bowel complaints
baa brought it into almost universal use.
It never faila and when reduced with wawr
ard aweetensd la plaaaant to take. It la
equally valuable for children and adults.
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