14 THE OMAHA DAILY KEE: SUNDAY, AUGUST 2, 1003. Tim Omaha Sunday Ber E. ROSE WATER, EDITOR. PVBL1SHED EVERT MORNING. TERM3 Or 8CD3CRIPTION. Dullv Bee (without Sunday). On Ycar..$l.) L'aliy x( and Sunday, one Vur J ' Illustrated Urr, One Year J w bunrtTy Dee, (jne Year '' Katuruaj' lire, One Your Twentieth Century Farmer. On Year.. l.M) DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Latly Bee (wltho.it Sjnday). per copy.. Je Bunt-ay ne, per o.wy ,- M .. l; 1.. re ilnrUdlng tiunuiyi, per Evening Bee (without Kundnyi. per weea w fcvening Bee (Including bunuay). Vr week '. 10c Complaint of Irregiilarltle-s In de Ivery should t,e addressed U cay Circulation i-s-tartmtnt. OFFICF.8. OmahaThe Bee Building. . South Cmsha-Oty liail tfulldlng, Twtn-ty-fltth and M Strtets. Council Blnfta 19 Pearl Street. Chlcuao 1 L'nlrr BulUltna-. New Vork-lXI 1 ark How bjildlng. Washington 1 Fourteinth Strtet. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relatln to new and edi torial matter should ! addressed: Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. 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Net total sales ta,iT Net average sales iiU,u liHJKGK B. TZactitcn., Subscribed In my pmseiice unit sworn to beiore me this iUsi uaf ot JUiy, A. L. mi. X. ki. iiiNuAi& (Seal) Notary fuuilc. PAUTIUs 1. 1C A VI. o ruH St MM Eli, rarllas leaving! the cltr for th summer may kav The Dee seut to them resnlarly hjr tiotlfylna: The Dee IJaslnrs fBcc, In person or by mU. ' The Address will he olianged s often desired. In the meanwhile King Corn Is stick ing steadily to business. The Hungiirlun Diet does not nppenr to agree with the imperial Austrian chancellor. Cuban insurgents are insurglnit against each other, Just as might have been expected. General Miles Is determined to show that ho enn be on active army officer up to the very moment that he goes-on the retired list ' , .. . , : . . . . Tom Johnson cnlls Marc Hanna ' a phrase maker. If he iai't careful he will shortly be dodjrlng a shower of phrases pointed at his circus tent. While watching the bottom fall out of the stock market, people who In vested In good Nebraska und Iown land have causeNo congratulate themselves doubly. Having decided that the republicans and the democrats are both equally bad, the reorganized populists, to be conels tent, will have to keep company only with themselves. Sixty-two cardlnnla are now serving time in their cells, but that does not necessarily imply that they are com pelled to subsist on prison diet and do hurd labor . for the state. According to an eminent medical authority, no one can tell Just what ef fect the recent cool weather will have on the public health until the second edition of the hot season sets in. King Edward la hating ouch a good tiro in Ireland that he promises to go back in the sweet bye and bye and have aoiue more. Irish stew and kissing the blarney stone appear to agree with Edward VII. Chicago outomoblllsts have failed to persuade the court 1 that the rerinlre ment of a conspicuously displayed nuui- uer lor identification is excessive cruelty or barbarous punishment. The only thing left for them is to get the constitution amended and the Declare tloa of Independence revised. With the same pay and transportation while participating in the army ma neuvers as tho officers and men of the regular troops, the National Guard should feel more like real soldiers than when serving at the nominal pay formerly given thein by the different tates for encampment service. Judge rarker gays he would prefer the work on the bench of the New York supreme court to the duties devolving on the occupant of the executive man sion. Judge TarUer has never been president of the United States. How can he know which position be would reully prefer until he tries both of them? Talk about modern Napoleons of finance! None of them are in it with the get-rlch-qulrk man who has JT3.000 In assets with which to offset liabilities aggregating 3.12aTT0. If this wlxnrd of the race track bad only started In early enough he might have beat out Andrew Carnegie, John D. Ilockefeller and J. Plerpont Morgan without wluk- lng a lash. It was I. T. Itanium who was credited with the saying that the people want to be Bambugged. TrrArirr cjrfir xiHACLta. The application of scientific discovery during the hint quarter of the nineteenth century hut wrought a stupendous In liiHtrinl revolution. Within lens thnn n quarter of century electric light baa Supplanted gas nnd kerosene, the tele phone liii s supplemented and In ninny ruses supplanted the telegraph aud the electric trolley lina displaced the home nnd the mule na ft public carrier on ufhnn. nml auburban highway. The close of the nineteenth century wit ncsscd the harnessing of waterfulls for the transmission of energy generated by natural forces to distant industrial confers as .n motor power in mills and factories and for the propulsion of tram way and rollway trains. Almost on the heel of these wonderful inventions came the horseless carriage that has within lens than ten years been perfected Into a machine that copes Jn speed over com mon public roads with the locomotive travelling over the most perfectly bal lasted railway. But the world Is destined to witness still more marvelous and seemingly mi raculous Inventions and discoveries In the twentieth century. To first of these Is wireless telegraphy. The achieve ments of Marconi in transmitting signals and messages flcroes the Atlantic have blnxed the way for new discoveries in aerial transmission that to the receptive mind appear to border on the miracu lous. During the past week a new system of wireless telegraphy has been successfully tested on Lake Michigan between Chicago and Milwaukee that promises to eclipse Marconi's invention. Signals ind messages were transmitted from the private residence of the In ventor ot Chicago to the deck of the whalcback atoamshlp Christopher Co lumbus, plying on Lake Michigan. This system it is clulmed can be operated without masts or poles, nnd its signals cannot b$ Intercepted or Interrupted by other wireless dispatches transmitted across or parallel to its path. Auother most startling electrical in vention has been successfully applied on a new electric railway in Bohemia whereby a trolley train in motion was kept in wireless telephonic communlca. tlon with other trolley trains moving on the same tracks at long distances. A still more marvelous discovery that baffles the scientific world Is the preci ous substance, denominated radium, which continuously diffuses heat and light rays of astonishing penetrating power. We are told on unquestioned authority that when King Edward and Queen Alexandra visited the London hospital recently a pile of six English pennies was placed on top of a minute piece of radium and tho light was visible through the coins. According to tho calculation of eminent scientists, if the one-mllllonth part of the sun's volunio Is made up of radium it would be-sufficient to account for till the light and heat which the sun radiates into space. If this view is correct there is a resfr volr,. of energy In the eleuients that nake up universal matterwhlch has never been suspected and which is capa ble of exerting most tremendous power. A writer in .Nature calculates that one grain of radium gives off sufficient energy during its life to raise 500 tons a mile high. The effects of radium ap plied in the treatment of human bodies cannot be regarded as supernatural, but they certainly defy explanation with our present knowledge. The rays from radium pass easily through the flesh and develop a phosphorescent light by strlk Ing so many substances. It Is claimed by scientific Journals that it has been found possible to produce the seusatlon of light even in the blind and a cose is reported from London of a boy blind from his first year who has been taught to read by letters illuminated in this way. What further undreamed discoveries the world will witness before A. D. 2000 is beyond human ken. We have not yet passed the first half of the first de cade of the twentieth century. MESlVtSt AXD OliQAXlZtD LABOR. The action of President Roosevelt In regard to the issue raised in the gov orryiieut printing office, with which the reading public Is presumed to be fa mlllur, hue met with general approval. It established the fact, as to which thero should never have been any doubt or question, that a law of congress must bo respected even though It be In eon f.lct with a rule of a labor union and tuni tne government can brook no divided authority and no divided alle giance on the part of its employes. No one who considers the matter impar tially and without prejudice can arrive at uny other conclusion than that the president acted as his duty required. If there are any who doubt the friendly attitude of Mr. Iloosevelt toward or ganized labor a reference to his public utterances should convince them that thoro Is no reason for such doubt. In his address last year before the Brother hood of Locomotive Engineers he said he believed emphatically in organised labor, in his last annual message the preside referred In the most friendly spirit to organized labor and his interest In It was notably manifested In connec tion with the anthracite ceal strike, the appointment of commission to arbi trate that difficulty being a distinct recognition of organised labor. In re gard to the trouble at Washington President lloosevelt, In his lettrr to Secretary Cortelyou, said: "There Is no objection to the employes of the govern ment printing office constituting them selves into a body If they so desire, but uo rules or resolutions of that union can be permitted to override the laws of the United Statee. which it Is my worn duty to enforce." No Wiw-respect-lng citizen will object to this. Among our public men organized labor has never, had a better friend than ineodore uooseveit and irom no one has it ever received wiser counsel. He would have it pursue a policy that would give it greater strength and a better claim to r-ublle confidence. He has said: "Organised capital and organised labor alike should remember that In the long run the Interest of each must be brought Into harmony with the Interest of the general public, and the conduct of each must conform to the fundamental rules of obedience to the law of individual freedom and of Justice and fair dealing toward all. Each should remember that In addition to power It must strive after tho realization of healthy, lofty and generous Ideals."- Such advice denotes a lieitrty sympathy with labor and on earnest desire for Its elevation. irftV jr iT XVERTBODY B1CM The first plank of the reorganized populist porty declares in favor of a money, whether stamped on gold, silver or paper, to be coined and Issued ex clusively by the government and made n full legal tender, for art debts, both public and private. If money is a purely arbitrary standard of value and medium of exchange created by the stamp of the government, the stamping, or rather the coinage, ot gold or Oliver money Is n stupid waste of substance and energy. If stamped paper will perform all the functions pt money why coin silver dimes, quarters, and dollars and gold eagles, and double eagles, when it Is Just SB easy to stamp hundred dollar bills, thousand dollar bills and ten thou sand, or hundred thousand notes? Why waste labor in mining and coining the precious metals when the- government printing machine can be set in motion and stamp millions, billions and tril lions at the nominal outlay of muscle, ink and paper? If the flat of the government rreates value, why can't the government make us all rich and put on end to the ever lasting Jangle and turmoil between Mbor ana capuaiY wny cam every mart, woman and child be made ft bloated capitalist by the stamp, of the government, and why should not be government provide every cltlsen with all the luxuries that can bo Iwught with money? What Is the use of saving it and earning bread by the sweat of one's brow when the stamp of the govern ment can transmute n piece of blank paper at its pleasure Into a legal tender that will exchange in the markets of the world for all the products of tho farm and factory and all the commodi ties accumulated by ages of toll? If Uncle Sam can really buy us all n form and transform at will the cottage of the mechanic Into a palace, is it not really criminal for hlra to keep so many of his nieces and nephews, cousins and nunts, striving with might and mnln for paltry day wages? Why not nsher the millennium in at ouce instead of keeping millions of people watting nnd praying for the time when the plow shares shall be changed Into pruning hooks, lambs will sleep with Hons and humanity will be able to gratify every wish? '' fRAKCE WARTS HKCiFROCtTY. The report from Paris regarding the new French tariff on American meats, which will have the effect of greatly reducing our meat exports to that country, will undoubtedly revive inter est in the question of reciprocity with France, for which a treaty was nego tiated several years ago. We are now doing a business with that country In salted meats which, while not very large, is worth preserving and It seems that this can only be done by making some concessions on French goods. Ac cording to the advices, which are unoffi cial, though probably inspired from offi cial circles, any reduction in the new tariff rates will depend upon conces sions t6 French goods, under the reci procity provisions' of the Dlngley tariff. A reciprocity treaty with France was negotiated under the McKlnley admin titration and sent to the senate, where it shored the fate of the other like ogreementg in being Ignored. President McKlnley was earnestly in favor of the ratification of the French treaty, but his Influence in that behalf was without avail, although it was shown that the concessions obtained from France were decidedly favoruble to the United States. Mr. Kasson, commissioner for the negotiation of reciprocity treaties, stated that France agreed to give the rUnlted States reductions In dutlea aver aging from 20 to 49 per cent on all the possible exports of this country now dutiable, ssve nineteen in number, only a few of these being of Importance to the United States. We gave her In re turn reduction averaging only 6.8 per cent and applicable to about one-fourth of the articles In our tariff list, reserv lng without any concession upon them all other articles, including many manufactures and woolen goods of every kind. Mr. Kasson pointed out that the probable effect of this treaty would be a gain In our annual exports to Franco of from $20,000,000 to $30. 000,000. tn spite of a strong opposition to the treaty in France it was accepted by the French government, which un doubtedly wae very greatly disap pointed at the fftllure of the American aenate to ratify it. The action ot the French government In raising the tariff rates on our meats may be Intended tc force a favorable consideration of the reciprocity agree ment negotiated and which the senate can yet rotlfy if disposed to do so, but whatever the motive of that country the matter should be considered by us from a purely practical standpoint It is" manifestly desirable to retain what trade we now have with France and to Increase it If possible. In the Judg ment of Mr. Kasson, whose opinion In such a motter is wot .V of great con slderatlon. reciprocity aa embodied In the treaty negotiated would enable, us to very largely Increase our business with France. It ia quite possible that a few Interests here would not be helped by such a treaty, but It Is neces sary to have regard for the general welfare. The urgent demand is for aa extension of our foreign markets. We want a greater Htlet for our sur plus products. .It la admitted on all hands that to obtain this concessions must be made. France wants reciproc ity. She has shown her Willingness to concede more to us than we are dis posed to give to her. Can we wisely decline such an opportunity for Improv ing our trade relatione with Uiat country? lit MUD AH I) IHK LAW. DlMCtieslon of the prevalence of mob violence continues unabated, showing a degree of public Interest In the matter from which It Is reasonably to be hoped practical results will come. It is an nounced that a conference to consider this very Important subject will soon be held at Chautauqua, In regard to which the Now York Evening Tost observes that there should be no mincing of words, "no description of the evils re sulting from lynch law which does not go to the root of the matter, or portray the national character of this disgrace to our civilization. Sympathy for the victims of horrid crimes Is well euough In Its place, but not In a discussion of those dangerous men who add murder to a previous Infamy. The law draws no line between those who lynch In hot bloo.d and those who conspire at leisure to take a prisoner from Jail." This, it is pot to be doubted, reflects the very general sentiment of the American peo ple, though unfortunately there are not ft few apologists for lynching, some of them persons who profess to be law respecting. The growth of mob law calls for tho most earnest attention and discussion. As Governor Durbln of Indiana says: "Let the American people take to heart the Issues involved in an appeal to mob law and the mob spirit will instantly disappear as a national phenomenon. We need only a national awakening to what this issue implies. We need ft strengthening of tho arm of authority, widening and deepening respect for the law by Its enforcement without fear or favor." It would seem that tho needed national awakening must come from a continuance of the discussion now wide spread. The latest new departure in Insurance Is the American Mothers' Birth Insur ance compuny of Boston, Incorporated on the mutual plan for the benefit of members, who may receive by monthly payments graduated cash benefits ran ging from 100 to f 500 on the birth of o llvjng child, depending upon the form of membership of the beneficiary and the number of payments made before the time of the child's blrtb. The policies Issued by the American- birth , Insur ance company evidently have two ob jects In view: First, the protection of married women against dependents and, second, the stimulotion of the birth rate. Unlike the standard life insur ance companies, which depend on mor tality tables as a guide for their premiums, the birth insurance com panies are walking In th.e dark, having no available table of probabilities as a lamp . to guide their footsteps. The ex periment, will, however, be wotcbed with Interest by fathers as well as by mothers. ' The, next chance for arbitration to score a distinct triumph Is in the dispute waging between the Journeymen Bar bers' union and the National Under takers association as to which shall have the. exclusive claim to the per quisite of shaving the corpse. This privilege would perhaps not be so sought after were it not for the fact that the barbers have fixed n fee of $.1 In their scale of prices, applying to the practice of the tonsorial art, against which the undertakers are not only protesting as excessive, but also offer ing to do a better Job for a smaller compensation. This grave controversy Is eliciting cutting remarks on both sides of the dead line, but baa not yet reached the hair-splitting stage. It is to be hoped the warring hosts will soon get together and bury the hatchet It is proposed to rearrange the grounds surrounding the state bouse at Lincoln In accordance with a carefully prepared landscape plan, the chief fea ture of which will be th,e removal of the crooked paths that lead to the en trance doors. For some reason or other, many of our lawmakers and other state officers In the past seem to have pre ferred to travel the crooked paths, even where straight roads were accessible. If taking the kinks out of the tortuous walks on the state house grounds would Insure the people ot Nebraska agnlnst crooked work Inside the building, the requisition for money to pay the bill would be cheerfully honored without too great scrutiny of the amount. t-i . -i.LL.ji-,. .. a Douglas county taxpayers are to be compelled to Contribute $153,558 toward defraying the expenses of state govern ment during the coming year and 1133. S58 toward the construction of roads and bridges. We can very readily fig ure out bow and where the contribution of Douglas county to the state treasury will be expended, but we cannot for the life of us figure where and how tho $153,558 levied for roads aud bridges will be legitimately disbursed. The renomlnatlon of Mayor Low to succeed himself as (chlef executive of New York City is conceded, though the Identity of the Tammany candidate haa not yet been disclosed. The more the substantial citizenship of the metropolis realize what Mayor Low's administra tion has accomplished, the more ap prehensively do they Contemplate the possibility of a return of Tammany misrule. "It la a dangerous thing to possess free Institutions without knowing the cost at which they have been attained, or realizing that eternal vigilance Is the price of their maintenance, aaya Gov ernor Durbln of Indiana in an article contributed te a current magazine. In this declaration Governor Durbln only repeats what has been frequently said by The Bee. Two thousand two hundred and nine more Chinamen have landed on Ameri can soil within the past year, making an Increase of 6t0 over the preceding year. Inasmuch as Chinese Immigration is presumed to be barred the question Is, How do these Chinamen manage to break through? And now we are to have another dis cussion in the popocratic organ as to what constitutes a dollar. The Impres sion among American people has been for eome year past that a coin con vertible Into 100 cents, twenty nickels, or ten dimes, constitutes a dollar. Hot Reee.lt DUappeietl. St. Louis Olibe-Democrat. At the end of sixteen months' hard work In the courts, with many convictions, not a boodler la yet In the renltentlarjr. All ky Himself. Cincinnati Commercial Trlhuns. The two wings of the pops having; de cided to flock In unison hereafter, it Is Mr. Bryan alone who la compelled to take to the middle, of the road. So Different These Days. Chicago Inter Ocean. Times have changed. The country used to become hysterical when Wall street felt panicky. Now the country waits until It hears from the oereal belt before it has a spasm. Forecaster with Foresight. Chicago News. Although the weather department Is pro tected by the civil service laws, the mana gers were wise enough not have a rain storm on the night when the president camped, out Alone and Lonely. New York World. The man on the unpeopled height still appears on occasions. Just new he Is the Indiana veteran who declines a pension on the ground that he doesn't need It and that his services were not worth It. Effect ot St. l.ouls Suirmer. St. Louis Republic. Thoughts are the guests of him only who can entertain them, and It Isn't everybody who Is hospitably minded Just at this sea son: consequently there are numerous old whiskered abstractions wandering about In a state of vagrancy for want of shelter. Two Classes of Agitators. Buffalo Express. The American people have very little use for the labor agitator who carries his fanaticism to the point of enunciating the doctrines of anarchy. Mr. Parry an0 his friends should realize that they will have as little use for the capitalist agitator who goes to the opposite extreme. Steady Job for Inrle Jim. Buffalo Express. Plans are being made for another con ference between the farmers of Washing ton and James J. Hill and other railroad officials for a discussion of freight rates. Pld not Mr. Hill sufficiently Impress the farmers at the last meeting with the lota which his railroads havs for them? I'. S. A. and Wall Street. Boston Tranecrlpt. Instead of. becoming panicky when Wall street is hard hit, the country at large takes the losses of the speculators with equanimity. All the country cries for now-a-daye Is more men nnd more freight cars, gnd Is more deeply moved by unmoved crops thon by the loss of Mr. keene's millions. Good Even far Presidents. Cincinnati Enquirer. Those old-fa shinned people who think that the president ot the United Statos should tie himself to a desk and be work frig out problems In statesmanship ali the time are wrong. The president needs bodily exercise and mentnl recreation as much as any other person. Then, the thorough oc cupation of a president In harmless pur suits frequently keeps hlra out of aerlous mischief. Drawback to Race Riots. Indianapolis Journal. Since the race trouble at Evansvllle passing steamers find great difficulty In getting roustabouts to handle cargoes. Of course, if the steamers cannot find labor It will not be worth while for them to stop at the town. There are Innumerable unex oected ways and often undetected ways In which a city suffers from an outbreak of lawlessness. Merely as a do)lrs-and-cent proposition It pays a community to see that the law Is enforced, THE AHJIt AL COLLEGE CtlESTlOJI. Points that Mnst Da Considered In Its Answer. New York World. Shall we send him to colleger is a question now receiving Its annual aiscussion in nun dreds ef homes whers the parental desire to Ive the boy a good atart cannot be Indulged nlthOut rererenee vi u., we afford UT From the ma-is of Information Just now circulating on the subject we gather that the yearly cost of a college education ranges all the way from the fS.euo which one Tale senior Is aald to hav-Spent this year, to the from oo to $400 which college authori ties generally agree Is about as little as a young man can comfortably manage to pay his way with and not be all the time "pinching and scrimping." But the poor boy who has no one to pro vide htm with even $300 year for college expenses Is still numerously tn evidence In the graduating lists. Nineteen of Yale's class of 190 earned all tbelr expenses. Other leading colleges furnlsn similar testimony to the fact that even for the poorest boy If he has the right stuff In nim-liberi education till haa an "open door." Rut that la an all- Imnortant "If " Not every boy simply be cause he Is poor haa the combination ef physical and Intellectual strength needed to "work his passage" through a college. taming by arduous extra work thf money wherewith to pay his fees and board bills A young man should be quite sure of him self before he attempts it. Ana tne senoiar ship and other helps to such boys may well be multiplied. i BROVNELL HALL, OMAHA Social adanosphere bome-Uke and happy, Oenaral and sollege preparatory course Exceptional advantages In music, art and literary Interpretation. Prepare for any college open te women. Vaasar, Wellealey, lit Holvoke. Western Reserve University. University of Nebraska and University ef Chicago, admit pupils without examination en the eertlftoates of the principal and faculty. Thoroughness Insisted upon a es sential te character building. Physical training under a professional director Wftll MulDDed svmnanlum. ample provi sion for ot door sports, including srrvate akatlna- rrounde. Send for Illustrated eata iogue. Mian Macrae, Principal BCILAR SHOTS AT TUB ri'tClT, Detroit Free Pre: A Methodist minis ter In New York aaya, "Men of the stamp of Matt Quay, Tweed and lesser ward poli ticians." could learn political lessons to their advantage from the Vatican. It Is generally understood, too. that a Methodist conference Is no place for an amateur. Philadelphia Record: Clergymen who who think It la a right and righteous thing to Invite the mob to reviae the declslone of the courts and to execute persons whom the Courts have acquitted, or whom the courts Will not hold special sessions to try, ought to be somewhat Impressed by the re port from Savannah that the negro who was shot to pieces by a mob In Dodge county never saw the woman whom he wae charged with assaulting. In fact, the mob thought It had a negro of another name. A mob which has started out on a lyn. hlug bee Is not going to waste much time on trivial matters of Identity, and It Is en tirely without moans of trying a man. Chicago Chronicle: Bishop Talbott of the Episcopal church has & ready wit. While la Wyoming not long ago a cowboy who was slightly Intoxicated rode up and axld: "Hullo! I'm glad to see you. Where In did I see you before?-' The bishop quietly answered: ' "I am not aure. my friend. From what part of hades do you come?" The bishop called recently on Archdeacon RAdcIlffs of 8troudsburg. Pa., and said: "Are you well, nrchdeacon?" Dr. Radcllffe said he never felt better. "I am glad to hear yon say so," aald the bishop, "for I want you to work like the derll." The arehdeacon looked shocked, but Bishop Tnlbott added: "You know the devil Is always working." Chicago Post: The Methodists of Ork Park, the aecond of Chicago's goodly sub urbs, have taken a very rational view of the Incident which Involved Rev. John Hall and John Far son's automobile. It has been demonstrated that Dr. Hall used the auto mobile for purely godly purposes, and with nothing more than a desire fo reach the camp meeting grounds on time last Sunday afternoon. W have It on the very high est authority that It Is Inwful to do good on the Sabbath day, and If Mr. Farson used tils machine simply In order to convey a reverend gentleman to the place of prayer he Is to be commended, not reproved. It Is possible that the Oak Park authorities May urge that riding slteen miles In fourteen minutes is rather dlssy work for the pub lic highway, but above all petty consider ations of a worldly nature is the spiritual thought that a minister of the gospel was In a hurry to reach n soul-saving station, therefore the temporal lews are not to lie nonsldered. We may consider the Incident closed. PURNONAL POINTERS. Representative Cannon Is now In position to sympathise with Representative Crum- packer's views on the race question. Jacob Kurts, a student and teacher in York, pa., haa inaugurated a series of evangelistic meetings that are held on housetops. William H. Seymour of Brockport. Conn., celebrated his 101st birthday by entering a croquet tournament and making one of the best scores. Brigadier General Qreely, chief nlgnal officer, sailed from New York on Saturday to attend the International-Tireless tele graph conferrnce at Berlin. . XIrs."Ogden Coclet of New York Is en gaged In a crusade against the prsctloe of docking horiee' talis. She considers it cruel, barbarous end disfiguring. Mrs. Jama Q. Ulalne, it is reported, left an estate valued at M),000. most of which Will b Inherited by Mrs. Walter Damrosch, Mrs. Harriet Blaine Beats and Jtmes Q. Blaine. , A Chicago man who was in London at the same time aa the French president and had a cloaa view of M. Loubut, gives this brief verbal portrait of the distin guished visitor to the British capital! "He Is an abrupt looking man somehow, with a fact of leather and eyes of steel' An Elixir may some day be discovered which will prolong your life indefinitely, Until that time arrives, however, you will need the protection of LIFE ASSURANCE, as you must die some time and may die at any time. Don't make the mistake of put ting the matter off until you can carry a large amount; take out a policy for all you can afford now, and increase this sum later if posible. Get pro tection and get it IMMEDIATE LY. It may be a case of NOW or NEVER. "Strongest tn H. D. NEELY, MANAGER. OMAHA, DOMESTIC IDYLS. Mrs. Stubh-t-ook In the second pew, John. Who In the world Is that old gentle mnn with nuoh a glum expression? Mr. Ptubb Oh. thst s the one ' t?ronf A put down aa a "cheerful giver.' -Chicago . bally News. JteOeraldlne! I don't know how te Jell you. Here It Is a week Imm our weuuuia : dny, and I've lost every cent, i flhr oh. so unfortunate! Put tan t It bet I tr that It should happen now, before It s too Into? Brooklyn Lire. Mrs. Tootles T told you. In so many words, thst I would not rt up with your coming home In this disgraceful oontlltlon. Mr. Tootlrs Thssh er troubl. tn' tr. Yoti 1 i.l.t tne in ahn msnlsh words SSt I (hlc) couldn't remember 'em. Kansas City 'ouniul. Belle-Manied next week? Why, you tola ( us you were hooded for a personally con ducted tour with a smsll. select party. Marlon Yes. dear. But George IS the personHl conductor, and I'm the small, se lect party Chicago Journal, Jaroh and Rachel were having their first qnsrrel. "Do you think, madam," roerel Ja-h "I would have served vour rid nther fourteen years for you if I had known what a temper you ve a-oir "Po vou think, sir." mapped Rachel, "thst If I hd known whit a narrow, lesions, fnult-flndtns: man you are I wnul-1 nave walled nil those vi-rs fv vou, when I could have had my hick of all the young men In the township? Mr. Hnuskeep CJee whits! There's no salt In these vra-efhles. ' Mrs. Haukeep '8h! The cook will he.tr you. , . Mr. Hnuskeep I don't care. 8he'll hive, to he told about it. anyway, Mrs. HniiPkeen Nonsense! If she's told nhout It "he'll put too much In hereafter. Philadelphia Press. Willie rioerum Pa. what's the difference between news end Rosslpt Mr. Roerum Well, mv sou. whne'er your mother tells nnythlnc trr any one it's news, hut when anv one tells her anything It's gossip. New York Times. "Charley, dear." said young Mrs. Torkln, "do you remomher telling me you wouM Klve me half of what you won tho next time you bet on the rsoesT" "Yes. hut you see" "I know. I merely wanted to ask If It wouldn't be s better Idea for you to reduce each bet by Vt per rent nnd pay me In ad vance half of whst you are going to lose?'' Washington Star. THE t.Slf HEROES. Paul Lawrence Dunbar. A song for the unsung heroes who rose In the country's neea. When the life ot the land was threatened by ihe slHver's cruel greed. For the men who came from the cornfield. who came from the plow and the flail. Who rallied round when they heard the sound of the mighty man of the rail. They laid them down In the valleys, the: 1 iHld them down In the wood, And the world looked on at the work they did and whispered, "H Is good." They fouxht their way on the hillside, they , fought their way In the glen, And God looked down en their sinews brown and said, "1 have made them men." They laid them down where the rivers the grtenlng valiays f:em, And the song of the thund'rous cannon waa their sole rtqutcm. And the great smoke wreath that mingled Its hue with the dusky cloud Was the tlaa that furled o'er a Saddened world and the sheet thbt made theirs snrouu. O mighty Qnd nf the battles who held them In Thy hand. ' Who gave them strength through the whole dny'S length to light for their native lsr.d, They are lying dead on the hillridos, thty are lying dead on the plain. And we have not fire to smite the lyre and sing thero cne brief strain. Olve Thou rcme seer the pawer to sing them In their might. The men who feared the inatter'a whip, but did not fear the light, That he may tell of their virtues t.s mln- r.trels did of old. Till the pride of face and the hate of race . . i.tows obsolete and cold. A sens for the unsung heroes who stood the awful test. ... When the humblest host that the land could boast went forth to meet the best; A song for the unsung heroes who fell on the bloody sod, . . . Who fought their way from night to day and struggled up to Qod. LfftV n the World" NEBRASKA. of Life i i