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To tus irrpitt forotjrn trade of the
f nltMl Ptatos In th luat fiscal year, the
lawst In history, the west oontrlbutpcl
a Kn-nt part of tlis fl,-lo0,0uo,0UO of c
jHirta and received do Small sliara of the
f 1,m.0(M,0oo of imports, though thc
were handled in large measure by east
ern tHpItal. Thli Krc-nt business, ol-s-rvos
nn eastern -jmper, with the more
Important Internal com mere that feeds
It, In still going on find will go on, to
the benefit of both nst and went, irra
"IH'ttlve of the speculative a-nterprises
Hint have (rrojta out of It. "The liquida
tion of these," It la remarked, "muy be
a long nnd painful and depressing pro
cess, leaving" many persons poorer, bnt
the country will not cease to gain In
wealth because some who hare under
taken to 'get rich quick' hove failed."
The great countrlbtitlon of the west
to the natlonnl business account during
the last fiscal year and In many previous
years, doing more for the general pros
perity than any other section, mill be
even more in evidence In the current
fiscal year, from all present Indications,
than ever before.
the western world are holding out to
the people of the far east, but It la Just
possible that the results may not be al
together to our liking. It may be that
we are awaking nnd stimulating a
power which la the not remote future
will challenge the supremacy of the
western nation In the affairs of the
world .and prove a tremendous com
petitor In the Industrial and commercial
conflict
t?e further details In thla picturesque
language:
On a hot afternoon laat May, near Brlb
ner, Neb., when not a breath of air Was
stirring, a heavy black cloud began rising
rapidly to view. At 4:15 p. m. the clouds
becama so threatening that all took to
their cyclone cellars. Ten minutes later,
at 4:25, the now rapidly revolving cloud de
veloped cyclonic symptoms, and a few mo
menta later the proverbial funnel" ap
peared and swooped toward the earth.
Another ten minutes pasted and another
"elephant trunk" appeared, and the two
evflnnea Wnrb m .. In thai aiirrniinrilha
LVXVHitH Vt THE StASUX. fields. But thoss cltlsens who had the t-
We are glad to know that the raclflo ' merit to look from their cyclone cellars
cable, recently Inaugurated by I't-esuieiit
It Is little wonder Jo Chamberlain begins to
believe that while salvation is free, trade
needs protection.
Itoosevelt, Is now open for commercial
business and ready to accept messages
at the regular published rates. No
doting mother with u son on duty In
the Philippine now has nny excuse for
going to bed without saying good night
to her loved one, which at fl.(5 per
word would cost only $-.10 per day. If
the pride lf the family is enlisted on one
of Uncle Sa ni's men-of-war that happens
to tie stationed at some port in Cored
outside of Chemulpo, Fusan or Seoul,
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OEOKOB ti. TZSCHUCK,
Subscribed In my presence and sworn to
before me this luth day of June, A. U. iwa.
M. B. HUNtiATB.
(Seal) Notary Public.
It's always hot In summer.
Another puradox It's too hot for the
political pot to 1)oll.
L .-.JL-J
John R. Keene will know better next
time than to motikey with Mr. llarri
man's buzzsaw.
This is the time when the man who
never plays the stock market feels like
congratulating himself.
Chasing n golf ball over the links
under a midday sun would te the hard
est kind of work If called by any other
name.
Iowa republicans will open their state
campaign early in , September not that
any campaign is needed, but simply to
keep in practice.
With three national associations of
dentists meeting simultaneously at Ashe-
vllle, it behooves people with defective
molars to organise for self-protection,
Grorer Cleveland says that the solu
tlon of the lalor problem must be found
in patriotism. Even Colonel Hrj'oh
might agree to this succinct platitude,
Those Veneauelan revolutionists huve
been playing In hnil luck. They should
have tackled oue of the smaller South
American republics, of which there are
several, with a successful revolution
overdue.
The king of Slam wants to float
$5,000,000 loan iu the United Htntes.
American capitalists have the money
so the question Is simply whether the
king of Slum hu the security and Is
willing to pay the price.
The report Is abroad In Ohio that Toin
Johnson would like to "do up" Senator
Hnnna. Certain ambitious statesmen
have tried to "do up" Henntor Ilanna on
previous occuslous, but only stubbed
their toes for their pains.
One of the local sheets, which acts ns
offlclul spokesmaw for the nntls, refers
to that organisation as the "Mercer
Benson faction." This la probably a
opt a characterization as has been made,
but if The Itee had made it we may be
ure there would be a prompt protest
entered.
4
Speakers at the pure-food Convention
at St. Paul declared that it is Imposst
ble to rely on the purity of whisky after
It is taken out of the loiided warehouse
and opened up by the retailer. The
pure-food propagandists must be trying
to persuude the public to buy Its whisky
at wholesale.
ten minutes later, at 4:46, Were horrified
at beholding five separate and distinct cy
clones, threshing around like immense ser
pents, on end on the earth, the other
fastened to the heavy black clouds. It was
on the appearance of these extra three cy
clones that the nerve of the photographer
gave way and ha dived for safety Into the
underground room.
If one poor Nebraska cyclone has man
aged to develop five distinct tails on
the first Jfi nip from the prairies U the
stnoke-covered precincts 'of Loudon,
what may we not expect by the. time it
crosses the channel mid goes Into
naughty Tarls? And should It ever sur
vive the rurlslan revels and succeed In
climbing the Alps to get Into the warmer
cllnintes, what may not the hot air ex
pand It into? Some wandering way
farer inarching through Palestine may
expect to encounter this homeless cy
clone from Nebraska traveling like a
centipede, or ome other many-logged
monster, carrying the pyramids on Its
he may be congratulated on his birthday
It tiow looks as if for the modest sum of $1.4!) per word.
the real dependence of the nation for Wandering children, however, who
the prosperity of the next few years, at have regnrd for their parents' pocket-
least, must be upon the productions of books will be careful to select other
thn west. The demand abroad for our IM)lnts of destination In the Orient be-
rnanufactures, while still well main- cause if they stop ot the Midway Islands
tnlned, does hot give promise of n nin- they can use the cable for 00 cents a
terlal Increase or Indeed of any incrense word, or t Honolulu for 35 cents n
In the near future. The latest statistics word, Which is certainly "dirt cheap."
of our exports Of manufactures are not if they prefer to rest -at Guam they will luick and the sphinx between Us teeth
Altogether encouraging. In some dlrec- hare to raise the ante to 85 cents a word
tlons we have been losing trade and an( t other cable points to still higher THE BULWDahy QV tSTiox.
such gains as have been made hardly figures. Those' who use the new raclflc Among the matters considered by
more than maintained our position ns an cable will, moreover, be permitted to President Itoosevelt during the past
exporting nation. AVe cannot be sure pny in Addition to the cable tolls the week was that of tho Alaskan boundary
that In the Immediate future there will usual teleirranh tolls to Han Francisco nne-tlon. which lie talked over with ex
be any increase In the foreign demand Must ns an opener. Senator Turner, w ho is a member of
for our manufactured products. The vith tho new cable ot our disposal no the commission. It does not nppear that
policy of European governments is not enterprising family In the country will anything new was developed by the
favorable t an Increase. Its aim Is to I be in fashion unless it sends or receives conference nnd there is m-obublv noth-
a few transpacific cable messages At lug new iu regard to the question. The
least twice a week.
check the American Invasion nnd there
s reason to believe thot In this it will
be measurably successful. It Is quite
probable that our exports of manufac
tures to Germany, France and other
continental countries will not be ns large
In the current fiscal year as they Were
last year. It IS possible, Also, that
England will take less of the products
of ouf mills and factories. In all those
countries the manufacturers are strug
gling to shut out, as far as possible,
American manufactures, and It is to be
expected that they will to some extent
accomplish this. As a matter of fact
the Industrial world Is today arrayed
against the United States and it is con
sequently a very serious question
whether we can hold all of the trade
we now have.
What we are, sure or, however, Is n
constant and even growing demand for
the agricultural products of the west.
Europe must continue to buy our bread-
stuffs nnd provisions nnd there Is every
probability that the demand for these
will grow from year to year. Most
European countries cannot produce food
stuffs to the extent of their needs. They
are compelled to import and nowhere
can they buy to better advantage than
In the United States. Our productive
cnpnclty Is far from being exhausted.
Not many years ago it was predicted
that early in the twentieth century we
would have no foodstuffs to export, that
particularly as to our wheat supply we
should hnve no more than sufficient for
home consumption. We are still pro
ducing a surplus, with every reason to
believe' that we shall continue to do so
for many years to come. The great
gronnry of the nation, the west, Is now
as It has been for years the basis nnd
Iktllwnrk of nntlonnl prosperity and so It
will continue to be.
WILL TAKE KO IHARCEB.
"Unde Joe" Cannon, who will be
speaker of the next house of represontn-.
tlves. has become facetious over the
suggestion by Senator Piatt Of Senator firing upon the boundary question in
Aldrlch as a desirable candidate for the 18fle weeii " country anu annnu,
The ease on the part of both the
American nnd British commissioners
will meet in London In September to
consider the particular matter that Is to
be presented, which involves simply
the meaning of the treaty between Hub-
sla and Great Britain In 1825, In its
vice presidency on the republican ticket
and Insists that Senator Piatt Is merely
Indulging his lunate humor. "The Idea
of taking Aldrlch," Mr. Cannon Is cred
ited with exclaiming, "one of the Strong
est men in the sehnte, nnd bottling him
up in the vice president's chair for four
years, where he would not have a bit
of power or anything to say! The only
attraction about the vice presidency at
United States and Great Britain has
been fully made up and no great
time, it would seem, needs to be ex
ponded in discussion of the facts which
will be presented to the Joint coiiiinls
slon. It is the opinion at Washington
that this country lias an absolutely tin
assailable position, that the contention
Of the American government is invlnci
any time Is, of course, the possibility of bl(4- We rto not tulnk thnt yone who
succession to the presidency, and no
sane man could hope to outlive Presl
dent Itoosevelt with his present health,
vlgorousness and energy."
"Uncle Joe" Cannon might Just as well
hnve expressed himself In these Identical
has carefully examined the tubject can
have a reasonable doubt ps to the
soundness of the position of the United
States. Indeed, it seems most extraor
dinary, In view of all the facts, that
Canada should have gone so far as to
words three years ago with reference to 8ubmlt tlle QUrtln t0 commission
the suggestion of Governor Itoosevelt
as the running mate for President Mo
Kin ley, and In fact that Is Just What
some of the friends of Mr. Roosevelt did
sa3'. The idea of bottling up In the
vice presidential chair for four years
the strenuous incumbent of the execu
tive office of the great Empire state
seemed altogether too preiiosterous to
be seriously considered and the mere
Intimation at thnt time that Mr. Roose
velt could hope to outlive President Mc-
Klnley In the state of health, vlgorous
ness nnd energy which he then eujoyed
would have been scouted unceremoni
ously.
The lesson which the American peo
ple have learned Is that it is not safe
to take chances on the presidential suc
cession, and that if a man of President
McKInley's robustness could be cut off
The result of the commission's dellbero
tlons will be awaited with a great deal
of Interest In both countries,
('as of the Crash.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The old stocking seems to be it-galnlng
popular favor as a substitute for Wall
straet
Merer Mleaea,
Baltimore American.,
The fuolklller gets careless once in
awhile, but the gaaolins stove la always
on the alert.
Raay to ( honae.
Washington Post.
There should be no difficulty In securing
an unprejudiced referee, or any number
of them, for the threatened fight to a finish
between Morgan and Rockefeller.
More Men or l.es Wheat.
Indianapolis Journal. '
The wheat harvest Is moving northward,
and now the cry for lR.OOO men comes from
Minnesota. It really looks aa If the United
States would have to raise mors men or
less wheat. '
Hard tor the Monopolist. ,
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Truly, the way of the grasping and
grinding monopolist Is hard, and what
look like Ms successes are apt to prove
failures In the Inst Analysis.
Posh It Alooat.
New York Tribune.
If the theory of Old Home Week is to
bring bsek to the celebrating city those of
Its sons who hare migrated to other places.
an Interesting experiment suggests Itself,
Let Old Home Week he proclnlmcd by Dub
lin, Cork, Blrmlhghnm, Copenhagen, Berlin,
Bordeaux, Venice, the Congo Free StAte,
Budapest and Hong Kong. An Intricate
chain of sympathetic strikes would be tame
In comparison.
Keedlektly Alarmed.
Philadelphia Record.
Mr. Sargent Is needlessly alarming a lot
of people, and la maligning a great many
honest, even If not highly educated, Imml
grants by foolish talk about the danger
to American Institutions of a great horde
of population drawn from the scum of
Europe. The fact thnt a mftn Immigrates
to better his condition creates the pre
sumption that he has some enterprise and
some pluck, and there is a Very small part
of the Immigrants who can with any de
gree of propriety he called scum.
srfll.Aft SHOTS AT THB PtXPy.
New York Commercial: Oeronlmo has
Joined the church. Oenersl Miles might to
receive some credit for ths escellent mis
sionary Work he performed with this wily
old Apache down In the Southwest several
years ago.
Springfield Republican: It IS thought by
Episcopal clergymen In New Haven that
the presidency of Trinity college In Hart
ford will be offered to Rev. Anson Phelps
Stokes, secretary of the Yale corporation.
Time Is going to show how well bused
that thought Is. Mr. Stokes has nothing
to say. but Intimates that his first knowl
edge of any such talk was gained from a
newspaper report.
Exchange: Dr. Buckley, the famous
Methodist editor, orator and wit, who was
a lending figure at the Bpworth league
convention held In Detroit, was a speaker
at the recent alumni luncheon at Wesleyan.
Ha began, as usunl, In a low tone; and,
almost Immediately, an over-nnxlous under
graduate, who was looking on from the
gallery, called out, "Louder!" Without
changing his pitch, Dr. Buckley retorted:
"That young gentleman will be able to
hear me distinctly If ha will only use the
full length of his ears."
Nashville American: The ministry seems
to be losing Its attractions for young men.
The pay of clergymen Is better than It
once was. though In many Instances It is
very small yet. The churches are finer, but
comparatively fewer people attend them.
The simple days of old-fnshloned faith and
primitive ideas hnve passed. The Puritan
period hns vanished. Whether It be science
or commercialism or liberalism or educa
tion or the freer exercise of thought, any
of these or all of these that hnve Influenced
religious thought and conduct, there has
been a change within the church and with
out. The conditions that once prevailed
In this country, the Isolated churches, the
Itinerant ministers, the far-traveling olr
cult riders, the periodic revivals, the camp-
inectlngs, the muscular and emotional re
ligion and the simple, earnest and intense
faith, and other features that characterised
a new or a thinly-settled country, have In
a large measure been succeeded by other
conditions, not lens moral or religious, In
fact, but different.
FBIISONAIi rtOTES.
Ridiculous Aspect ot Law.
Buffalo Express.
The turning bark nt Ban Francisco of
Teng Hwee Lee, a Yals graduate, who has
come ngaln to the l7nlted Mates for the
purpose of studying at Columbia shows one
of the absurdities of ur Chinese exclusion
law. It appears that this young man has no
entrance certificate and that the authorities
refused to tske notice of his Ynle diploma
or of numerous letters which he has in his
possession. This action' Is of a plene with
th exclusion of a Oreek Some time ago
who wished to establish A business In New
York and of the expected exclusion of on
Rngllshman who recently came to the
IThlted States on a similar mission. In some
respects our Immigration laws are barbarous.
DOMESTIC IDYLS.
Yes." snld Mrs. Suburbs, "Mr. Suburbs.
and I knew each other msny years ago.
We made mud pies together. '
"So I understand." retorted Mrs. Acidly.
"He said the other dsy that h thought
you must have them around the house
still. Judging from some he had eaten re
cently. "Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Mrs. Newd-My husband, I regret to say,
Is n man of very pour taste.
Miss Singleton Well, you ought to r
thankful that such Is the case.
Mrs. Newed Why so7
Mix Hinsleton Otherwise he would Still
be In the bachelor clnss. Chicago News.
I wish to marry your dnughter," aald
the young man. The old man was a sen
sible, old mnn. . . . .
Can I support you In the style to wmcn
you have been accustomed! ns assea.
t'uek.
Mr. Potts (to his wife) My dear, tha air
Is chilly. Fermet In fenetre
The Visitor (sottn voce) v ny no r
your wife In French to shut the wlndowT
Mr. Potts (dlivr necause you r- "''
If I aked her In F.ngllsh she woulrtn t do
It. ss she won't tske Instructions from me
before visitors. But If I say It" in r reni n
she gets up snd does It nt once, so as to let
you see thnt she understands the language.
Plck-Me-l'p.
'Mrs. Blnks has
respect."
What Is that
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13 THtltl A "TKLLUtr PEmLV
Those Who are urging the cultivation
of closer business relations with China fllm08t ovpr n,l,t' tl,e PoaUility of a
und tho building up in that country of vacancy in the presidential office must
u better knowledge of western methods. a,wnT" ,)e reeKouea witn, no matter how
with the idea that the results may be 1111,0 expectation there may be for it.
greatly beneficial to the interests of the Ther ,uny be- 0,1(1 evidently are, many
wMiterni world, are reininii ti...r ir. Jtod reasons why Senator Aldrlch
The University of Missouri is under
taking a systematic advertising cam
puign to promote attendance upon its
courses In the coming college year, add
Ing to Its staff for that purpose, a new
officer who Is to act as advertising ngen
and distribute of university news. From
the description of the work in hand the
university authorities, iu Missouri be
Here not only In free advertising, but
In paid advertising, too, and with the
aid of an. advertising fund hove closed
contracts with many of the leading
newspapers of the stute with a view to
enlisting in the student army a much
larger number of young people grad
uated from the Missouri public schools
thon have heretofore been attracted by
the more quiescent methods previously
In vogue. . If the state' university Is n
good thing the people ought to kuow
about it and the only way to reach the
people is by systematic advertising.
rnoor OF PROSPERITY.
Postomee Business m Reliable
deuce of Good) Times.
Cleveland Leader.
The gross receipts of the postofflce In
fifty of the largest cities ot the United
States, for. the month of June, showed a
net gain of more than 14 per cent over
ths corresponding month of last year.
Heavy immigration has made the increase
In the population Unusually great, for a
year of two, hut It la an extreme estimate
to ny that the number of people In the
country last month may have been i per
cent more than It was a year earlier. The
cities have gained at a higher rats than
the rest of the United States, but the
fifty places which reported an expansion
of 14 per cent In postofflce business did
not add more than 4 per Cent to the num
ber of their residents.
There are few tests of general commer
cial and industrial activity which are as
accurate as the business of the postofflces.
The patronage of the Postofflce depart
ment cornea from all classes. It is not
limited to any one Industry or Interest,
Postofflce charges do not change like rail
road rates. The Volume of traffic Is meas
ured by the money received. In bad times
many economies nffeot the postofMcea di
rectly, and others Indirectly. A rapid in
orense In postofflce receipts tells a plain
story of prosperity.
Imps they are sowing seed which may
be productive of great disadvantage to
the western nations, since It will incul
cate in the people of the far east u
most teccptlve people, by the w-ay Ideas
and (nullifications that will make them
formidable competitors in tlve world's
markets.
The common Impression in regard to
the people of the far east, the Chinese
particularly, Is that they may always
should not be permitted to preside over
tho sessions of the senate as the heir
apparent to the White House, but no
man Is qualified to be vice president
who is not also qualified to take the
reins of government as president in case
necessity requires.
A lynx-eyed correspondent of the Chi
cago Chronicle, Journeying all the way
to Missouri, has discovered that the real
democratic presidential timber Is to be
found in the person of Senator Francis
Marlon Cockrell of that state. This
looks like a rear movement on the lines
of his senutoiiul colleague, William Joel
Btone, who is supposed to have the spe-
The launching of a Turkish cruiser
from an American shipyard U calculated
to inspire sweet visions of America us
the shipbuilder of the world. Hut the
sultan should not be allowed to Inflict
a name like MedJIdlu on uuy poor, de
fenseless vessel before it Is equipped
with bomb-proof armor.
K Hit ASK A Cl'CXOAfS AD HO AD.
The exploits recorded in that famous clal favor of Colonel William Jennings
classic about the three black crows Bryan slid his immediate followers.
adhere to their present conditions and promises to be surpassed by the gyra- The fact that Senator CoekrelJ's cause
consequently be dependent upon the tlons of a Nebraska cyclono, which Is championed by the Chicago Chronicle
western countries for all that they now seems to have embarked for a trsusat- ought to be In ItBelf enough to evoke a
get from those countries. There Is no lantlc voyage nnd is now touring Europe trumpet bln,t of warning to true demo
doubt that this view Is a mistaken one with the other American exuortation. erats in the next Issue of tho Commoner
and that sooner or later, with the do-1 On the theory that one has to go awa v
velopment of Chluu which is an abso- from home to hear the news, tho follow- Tlle attempt of the Colorado leglsla
lute certainty of the nreucnt centurr. tnif description uecomnanvlnir two benti- ture to rescind its appropriation ror tne
there will be estobllelied In that country tlfully adorned photographic renroduc- atea participation in tne m. iouis ex
u system of industries which will offer tlons in a recent issue of the Loudou PBltlou will ral8 u question. Has
a formidable competition to the Indus- Graphic will ufford entertainment if not tn )eP'''' right to recall money
tries of the rest of the world. China instruction to residents of Nebraska who ouce appropriated, especially wnen part
hits enormous resources, a very small evidently have not yet realised in what of " hns "'ready been spent? The or
part of which is yet develoued or even constant danger they are living. The dlnary way of rescinding legislative ic
certainly ascertained. She has coal and story reads: tlon would be through the repeal of the
other minerals and enormous water The "cyclone days" have corne In n,. original bill, but In the usual course of
pow
country
The drift of populism nifty be gath
ered from the publication by the lead
ing populist weekly of Nehrabka of a
"Karl Marks edition," devoted entirely
to the dissemination of socialist doc
triue. The explanation la vouchsafed
that this bit of enterprise litis nothing to
do with the policy of the populist party
or Its champions, but straws polut
which way the wind is blowing.
Dickens' famous "Old Curiosity Shop"
has been bought by an iconoclast te
American, who will bring it to tlds
couutry and set It up here for show
purposes. Our liritich cousins will have
to proceed to nail dowu their historic
rellca If they want to prevent them from
being transplanted to American soil
where the gate receipts will go Into
Yankee pockets Instead of, aa now, Into
the Britisher' coffers.
er minerals ana enormous water ne -cyclone asys- nave come in is a- '"t -----
k'er It is an enormously productive br""k" everyone is on th lookout for legislation money appropriated at one
ntry agriculturally though Its canue- ,h ",wltl"" Wnlrh plRy ,uch ,lavoc dur" session Is all spent before tho next. If
11 ! 1 : """I1 'V0?' "" aPringHm. In Nebraska and .. (,(lloril(lo oxrHM,tlnn mm,HsIoll ,.
ity in this respect has teen but little
developed. The Chinese ore not only a
most Industrious people, working in
tensely at whatever they have to do, but
they are also jvniarkHbly apt in acquir
ing mechanical knowledge. An ordinar
ily Intelligent Chinaman will loam In a
very short time to run machinery and
do Intricate work.
'This U the sort of people which we of the mau who could calmly focus
other prairie atatea. After the hot day
comes the cool evening, and It U at that
time thut the cyclone gets In Its work.
Farm and ranch housta throughout the
west are built with their cyclone cellars
Just a a ttiay are with kitchens. The ac
companying photographs were taken last
aprlng, and are probably the moat remark
able of their kind evvr made. They show
I the cyclone forming, and were made from
the entrance to m cyclone cellnr. The nerve
his
the Colorado exposition commission in
ststs on going ahead with Its work, the
courts there may have an opportunity
to solve the puzzle,
Nearly 15,000 new pensioners have a!
ready found ploces on tho lplls as a re
sult of the Spanish-American war and
the exierts have estimated that by tho
year 1037 we may look for a list of
ore working to get Into closer contact
and association with; to whom the na
tions of the western world are saying.
Join hands with us, give us the oppor
tunities we ask for In your great em
pire, and we will make you a happier,
more enlightened and more prosperoua
people than you huve ever been. We
will tench you the arts and the skill of
the modern world and give you Ideas
aud possibilities that you never pos
sessed. It is unquestionably a splendid
J promise and prospect that the peopla of
camera on the swiftly approaching cyclone I Spanish war pensioners of 111,000 out
Is aomethlng to be admired. Ana when two of tne 373,000 men engaged in that con
graphed by the same amateur, hi. nerve M11 T,,e Pension habit has become so
Is to be wondered at. But when five of thoroughly entrenched with Ainertcsn
the monsters e-mo racing toward his little voluuteers that the cost of tarrying on
cave. It wm too much for any human being war nmier the American flag can never
u T L fT.TJr.KT h computet! with exactness now nntil
the photographer, failing to secure photo I .
.r.t.h of the "flock" of cyclone. the lust sun Ivor who wore tho uniform
As If tbeas generalities might appear I has passed away.
trt It tan Indefinite to con vine the Hrit
lah roadinir nubile, notwithstanding the ' l9' ,ut
1 . , ,,, i,.,,,! , . I Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune.
yUuiu,.v...v. .mw-v y w. h than 14Q0 OM OM dus America
Port them, the Graphic proceed to give merchants and maoufaoturers from Europe,
BASKRIPTCV LAW AND Bt'SUKSS
Assented Itatltt Operates la Faroe
of Honest Debtors.
Iioston Transcript.
The natlonnl bankruptcy lsw, with the
amendments made by congress at the Inst
session, has now had time to prove Its
value as a working Instrument, and it Is
the opinion of the special officer bf the
Department of Justice. In Charge of this
service, thst as n result of Its operation
there will be a decrease In the number of
voluntary petitions in bankruptcy In the
future. In fact this prediction Is sup
ported by the returns of the federal courts
for the six months ending the. first of last
April. 1 ins aecresse 1 nxeiy t0 be em
phasised from now on unless lher should
be a panic or s period of unusual business
nepresmon. ur course there are reasons
for this and one of them Is that In ac
cordance with one of the amendments re
ferred to a person may not he adjudged a
bankrupt If within six years he has re
ceived a dlschsrge upon a voluntary petl
tlon In bankruptcy. This. Is a marked
discouragement to that class of men who
make bankruptcy a factor of their busi
ness calculations. It compels caution and
handicaps dishonesty. It will be remem
bered that another amendment .-evened
the order of the original bill whereby cred
itors who bad received payments on ac
count were required to surrender these
amounts before they were permitted to
prove the balance of their clslms. This fre
quently caused confusion and embarrass
ment. Now, when a payment on account
has been honestly received, without knowl
edge of the debtor's insolvency, It csn be
retained without affecting the creditor's
rights to an equal share with other credi
tors. The measure seems to he at least
reduced to a practical working basis which
will benefit legitimate business generally.
Dr. Mary Chandler of Lowell, Mass., Is
said to he the only woman In America who
Is entitled to practice both law 'and medi
cine.
"Carmen Bylra," the queen of Roumnnla
is now busy on a play the text of which Is
said to be that marriages between peasants
and princes are, to all right-minded per
sons, against nature.
William M. Seymour ot lirockport, N. Y
celebrated his 101st birthday last week by
entering a croquet tournament and making
one of the best soorcs. Mr. Seymour Is ono
of the wealthiest residents of the neighbor
hood. He retired from business twenty
years ago, having made a fortune manufac
turing res pars and binders.
Frank E. Holdcn, the new chairman nf
the Rhode Island republican central com
mittee, has been In politics for thirteen
years, He has figured prominently In
many state and national campaigns. He
has held several offices anh nine years ego
tha republicans put him on their assembly
ticket He Is' a native of Salem.
ohn L. Rosso of New Brunswick, N. J.,
has not had a drink of water since 1R12. For
the last forty years he has drunk nothing
but whisky, wine and beer, always in mod
eration. Mr. Rosso is now 78 years old. Is
strong and robust, and says that he has
hever been ill a day In his life. He has for
gotten the taste of water.
Commander Booth-Tucker of the Salva
tion-Army, has purchased a seventy-acre
farm near Spring Vftl'i y, N. Y., and wllf
turn the place inte s summer retreat for
lllng children and mothers from the
crowded districts of New York City. About
1F0 persons can be accommodated there
when proposed Improvements have been
made.
, hard time of it In one
asked the woman who
had "dropped in for news.
"Her lmland never goes to brtSJ ball
games. When the dinner isn't pood she
can t ssv It Is all his fault for being late.
Washington mar.
Mrs. Onble-Mrs. t'ptnn has two servants
In her house now, I understand.
Mrs. Hiram Offen-That's nothing. We
Invariably have two in our house; one going
and the other comlng.-rhlladelphla Tress.
Viola Whv did they separate?
Myrtle Nobody knows.
Viola How dreadful! Judge.
Towns He's very wealthy. .
Mrs. Towne-Yes. and very stingy ana
econnmlcnl. ... . , ,
TowneYnu don't know that. Tou muetn t
luilne a man by his clothes.
Mrs. Towne-Certnlnlv not; I'm Juris In J
him by bis wife's clothes-Philadelphia
Tress.
Sir. vou bought your husband a stop
'"Yes!" answered young Mrs. Torklns.
"How did It work?"
"perfectly lovely." was the answer.
Tharlev took It to the rars With hint,
nnd he says thst every horse he was In
terested In stopwd before It got Into the
home stretch.''- ashlngton St sr.
PASSF.n UOWJI TMH I.IJB.
Army and Navy Register.
The captain casually inquired
If so and so had yet transpired
And whether, too. beyond a doubt.
His program had been carried out.
The first lieutenant raised his head
"I gave the order, sir,' he said,
Denoting he had done his share
In that ns yet undone affair.
The officer who paced the deck
Bweet meditation seemed to check
"I gave the order," was his claim,
"The boatswain must have been to blame.
The boats'n, sore with wounded pride.
Forthwith respectfully replied:
"I passed the word-that boats'fi s mate
Ain't worth his salt-he's always late.
The boatswain's mato looked much abused
To Be so wrongfully accused:
"I nasaed the word," he answered 0.ulck
"That coxswain must have gotten sick.
The coxswain, looking daggers at
The other, roughly touched his hat
And said: "1 passed It-sure 1 .i"i,
Them boys ain't worth a tinkers dam!
The stroke oar said he "told the bow
To tell the others-anyhow;
The others took a higher ground
And swore they hadn't heard a sound!
And so It happened, plain as day.
When everyone had had his say,
That all were like In seal Intense
And each had shown his innocence. .
The captain let his blessings fall
Impartially on ono and all.
AnS mingled with his strong Conv
A sulphuretted benediction!
The morsl of this endless chain
Is Instantaneously plain
just give the order look astute
Then nothing more-don t execute!
Don't budge or atlr-don't turn titi
To get the gear or whaleboat manned,
Re firm and senJously avow,
"I eve the order, anyhow I"
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BROWN ELL HALL,
OMAHA.
Social atmosphere home-like and happy.
General and college preparatory courses.
Exceptional advantages In music, art and
literary Interpretation. Prepares for any
oollege open to women. Vaasar, Welleeley,
Mt. Holyoke. Western Reserve University,
University of Nebraska and University of
Chicago, admit pupils without examination
n th eertlAcates of tha principal and
faculty. Thoroughness Insisted upon as es
sential to character building. Physical
training under a professional director.
Well equipped gymnasium, ample provi
sion for out door sports. Including private
skating grounds. Bend for Illustrated oata
logue. Miss Macrae, Principal
Or Lyman
Abbott .
Says:
'One could easily bear to be poor, one
could even bear to take his wife and
children down with him to poverty, so
long ns he could be with tliem to help
them carry the load and carry the
heaviest part himself. Hut to go off to
his eternal rest and leave them to go
down into poverty and fight' the wolf
from the door what prospect more
terrible than this "to look forward to."
If you are not insured, your wife and
family carry the risk. Can they afford
to? '
Place the burden on
The Equitable
Life Insurance Society
"Strongest in the World."
H. D. NEELY,
MANAGER,
OMAHA, . - - NEBRASKA.
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