TITE OMAITA DAILY DEE: SUNDAY, JULY 20, 11)03. in t' BASE BALL GOSSIP OF WEEK Omaha Btill 8trn(rg ei Along at the Foot of the Li t RUMOR OF ROUaKfo SELLING UNFOUNDED Ing Iong tha first base tine. He kept thine moving and mud aura that the Juniors won tha games. BATTINO AVBRAQE8. Ixitt .. MH! Adams Mased on Con veraatlnn at tk,Oinlia loalrrrart and Not Followed Ip by tha Partlee Meat , o In Interest. Mlllett .... t'mighey . MrMahon I'erg uon Anchored? It looks Ilka It, and yet tha good old ahlp Hill Rourke la pulling and tugging at the chain a and mailing every effort to free lier- alt and once mora ride the waves In the frao and merry chase for the rag. It'a cinch that tha mudhook la holding well, and it may be that the skipper of tha gallant craft will yet have to allp th cable If he Is going to cut any figure In the parade. Out In Denver they are very busy getting rid of BUI Rourke; not of Omaha, mind you. Just of Rourke. Packard haa said It, and tha Denver papers have rung the changes on it for several days. For all this talk there Is Just one little bit of founda tion. During tha Omaha conference, one of the magnates made a talk about buying Omaha, and Rourke said he would aell If he could get his price. He was aaked to put a price on hla Intereata here, and did bo. When asked for an option he refuaed to give one. That's all there la to that. Rourke la Ilka any other man In buatneaa; willing to Bell out at any time If ha can get hla price. President Benton visited Omaha during the week for a few hours and while here expressed himself as regretting the plight Of the Omaha team. But he didn't show liny sign of undertaking to force Denver and Milwaukee to carry out the agreement reached at tha conference a couple of weeks ago, whereby Omaha was to be provided with a couple of badly needed player. Sympathy from the president la all right, but a little help In the way of seeing that agreements are lived up to would be of far more weight with tha supporters of the game. In the big leagues affairs have taken a very satisfactory turn. The National league, at tha New York special meeting, decided by a vote of 7 to 1 to stand by the Cincinnati peace pact. This cuts the ground entirely from under Brush's Teet. Moreover, it clears the way for a close arrangement between tha two big leagues and the min ora, and will enable the magnates once more to control. It sounda the knell of fancy salaries, and will put the gnme on a business basis onoe more. For thla last state of affairs the players can thank them selves, or rather some of their number the Delehantys, Davlses, Lajoles and other Miller .... ivlclean . Ferguson Attains ... H'hnrr ... Talbot ... Millett ... OP. AB. R. H. P C. a w i 4 14 M It M .3.4 14 &8 13 XI .84 II 4 It 17 .W7 11 38 t 11 .2X2 14 56 11 .274 11 4 10 10 .217 ID a 8 6 .ITS 13 63 I I .lr4 n 4 4 .1M 82 1 4 .125 14 bt 6 4 .074 i AVERAGES. OP. PO. A. E. P C. 1 I0O 1.010 ,1110 l.U" , It 123 t a .877 , 14 W 18 a .074 .12 23 4 . , 14 17 3 1 r ' , 11 1 IS 4 .Mi , 14 11 8s t .tM , 14 37 39 8 .01 , 13 W 21 g .!riu ,10 i a a .ma , t 0 4 . Caughuy Krla'a Hall of Faaae. From the Milwaukee Sentinel. "Please, give me," said the teacher, as she rubbed her tired eyes, "The names of aoma great Irishmen, my 1eAm. ' And when a nand waved frantically ahe noticed with surpriae The irrlmv iu wilm Jlmmle McAleer's. 'Twas something new for Jlmmle to bo IntereMteil when A Question waa before the house, and ao: "Well. Jlmmle." eaid the teacher, "name vmir fnmiiiia IrlHhmen." He oroudlv answered. "Here's few I know; "McQlnnlty and Hogan, Mlk k'ellv Dlrlcv CllCHII. Jim Collins, Wild Mill Donavan and Ryan; McOUl and Mclntyre, Spike Bhannon ana MeOuire, McCarthy, Man, Daly and O'Brien Jlgas Donohue, McBrida, Uu,Mnll tha Phillies' orlde. McFarland. Muaas McUraW and B. Mo Oulrk; Maloney. Grady Lally. Jack Sullivan, O'Malley, Pat Flaherty, J. Hurley. Eddie Burke; McCormlck and McConuell, McOllllgan, O'Donnell, McUlniey. McNamara and McGann; Hugh Duffy and McMackln, Yftlaln MrflA MnCmrketl. O'Neill. McUuald. McManua and Mo- Manon." "Why, Jlmmie," cried the teacher, "Just wait a moment, please! What did those folks you mention ever do? How Is It that you didn't give me any tinmen like these: Tom Moore, Parnell, and Robert Bmmett, Inn ?" "Gee whla!" exclaimed the urchin, "I never an riem iuvs I named the warmest members In de De fellers yon are boostln' fer can't be so very wise; Dey must 'ave played in some bash surface heater, such as Is used In tha laying of asphalt pavement, should Insure there being little delay because of wet grounda. There are ai courts In all and every one of them Is In excellent shape, so that the earlier rounda of the tournament can be played on all of them and so expedite mat ters greatly. All of the courts are built with wide opeij apace on the ends, allow ing the playera to keep well back of the outer court when they desire to do so. The committee on arrangements has la- sued a neat announcement of the tourna ment and through these and personal solici tation by letter are doing all In their power to Induce different players to come. As a result of this missionary work a numbjr have already entered. All entrfvs and cor respondence should be sent to 8. 8. Cald well, chairman of the tournament commit tee, 209 South Sixteenth street, Omaha. league, 1 guess! MID-WEST TENNIS TOURNEY Field Clnb Makes Great Preparation for the Fixture with Excel lent Promise. T. 1 J . ......... IT K a rm nh. VIaM rubberlega. If theae men had shown anv L,..k ... ... .hi. .,, i n-n tennl. respect for contracts the magnates might tournament for the championship of the k .. .L. ,,lwal wlth them- middle west In both doubles and singles. I: 1 . "mDUa tne out-for-the- L-., vear this tournament proved to be e." ... 1 ' noth,n" cn expected one of the most successful ever held west from the owner. TTam am . I. mo ugures ror tha performances of the Omaha teani aunng ttie aeason up to date: BATTINO AVERAGES. tha Individual membera Carter Miller Thomas Hlckey Welch Oenlns Shugart Sanders Schafstall Oondlng Companion. .... Milton, Henderson .. ... AB. . 2HH . 67 . 174 . 14 . 16.1 . 24 . 229 . 14 . 7 . m . 61 . 61 . 48 R. 49 11 1 19 19 44 at o a 13 4 I 2 n. 79 17 40 44 38 63 (0 3 14 33 6 a Ave. .274 .253 .229 .226 .221 .221 .221 .214 .208 ,192 .147 .117 002 I.at W'k. .270 All matches In the tournament will be the best two out of three sets, except In the finals, which will be the beet three out of five. Vantage gamea will be played In all matches. The rules of the United Statr National Lawn Tennis association will pre vail throughout the tournament. Beginning tomorrow and extending through ovor a month there will be cham pionship tournaments throughout the wt and middle west and Omaha players will undoubtedly be represented at two of them. namely, Bloux City and Atchison. All of these tournaments are conducted under the auspices of the United Statea National Lawn Tennis association and the dates have, consequently, been so arranged as not to Interfere with each other. In their order of play they are the western cham pionship at Chicago, July 26, L. H. Wald ner, 110 Qulncy street, Chicago; northwest ern championship. Lake Mlnnetonka, Au- R-uni a, ward C. Burton. Mlnn.innb. ik Deephaven, Minn.: trl-state chamnlnnhir Sioux City, August 11, H. H. Jones. Sioux City, la.; middle west championship, Au gust 17, Omaha Field club. 8. S. Caldwell, Omaha; open tournament of the Missouri Valley Tennis association, Atchison, August . . v. uutnne. Atchison, Kan. In the years gone by the last of these tourna ment has proven one of the most success ful In the west and Omaha players are cen tering their best efforts toward having a large number of entries in it. These, who have entered from here previously, have al ways felt that It was a Joy, both from the viewpoint of the game and from Its social side, to be there and this year they hopu to ix oener represented than ever before. SCORES OF THE GOLF EXPERTS Omaha Profeasloaals at ltllwaakcc Play la the Great Open Competition. FIELDING AVERAGES. . PO. A. E. Ave. Sander 2 15 0 1.000 Miller 34 2 1 .972 Thomaa 252 64 8 . 974 Gondlng- 222 66 10 . 968 Uenlna 204 68 12 .AM Companion 8 44 3 . 946 Carter IX 13 10 .936 Schafstall 8 66 6 . 926 Shugart 119 192 26 . 925 Henderson 10 26 3 .921 Milton 9 66 9 .914 Welch. 84 7 14 .1W6 Hlckey 84 86 26 .M of Chicago, and, with the added experience and prestige of the two former tourna ments, thla should surpass even last year's, There were entered last year many of the most prominent playera In Illinois, Kansas, Missouri, Iowa and Nebraska and many of them have signified their intention coming again thla year. With these ex 2.(6 I perlenced tournament playera aa a nucleus 236 and a number of other prominent playera JJ from In and out of the state the entry list !227 promises to more than eclipse last year's 216 brilliant showing. F. R. Sanderaon of I Qalesburg, 111., who holds the champlon- .161 ahlp cup in alngiea, ana itaymona arm Farnaworth, who hold the cup given In the doubles, will defend their titles. Farna worth, It will be remembered, made a brilliant showing In singlea aa well in 1902. Thla year he has not been playing to any extent and has just returned home to Grand Island from college, so he will not enter again In the alngiea. .128 .126 .on Last Week. l.ooo 1.000 .965 .966 .867 .960 .932 .916 .940 .912 .922 .879 .84 The Union Stock Tarda Junior base ball It la hoped that Nebraaka will be well represented In the tournament thla year, aa there la much tennis being played through out the state, at Norfolk, Grand Ioland, Lincoln, Hastings. Holdrege, Bchuyler, Lex ington and North Platte. Many of the players on the courU In these towns are team has completed Its tour of Iowa and Plyln fast, clever tm. and there Is returne with ten gamea won out of fifteen vry likelihood of a dark horae coming played. ThU ahowlng is exceedingly good "m aoma one of theae places, and dark when oonalderaUon la given to the age of horsea alwaya add greatly to the Interval the playera and the atrena-th of the teama and excitement oi a whloh thAV mitt. Th twwa ra oil Mail- dents of the Magic City and have been The tournament la being played under born and brought up there moatly. Their the ausplcea of the United States National age raogea from 16 to 19. Many of the Lawn Tennla association and there la con teams which they met were purely profea- aequently no conflicting date to bear away atonal teama and they were aorloualy handl- any of the better, playera In tha middle capped In getting soma of the gamea be- weet. Thla alone means much for the cause of their youthful appearance which aucceaa of the tournament, misled the manarara of th tumi tn Bnrw "" poa that they were not worthy of a game. Through the liberality of the Field club But they were even better than their, most and a number of the enthusiasts of the ardent supporters had supposed and they club the prliea thla year are even finer and won more than the half of their gamea. better than laat year. The prlxes alone which was all they had expected to take, represent an expenditure of $466, which with Everywhere on their trip thev met with the coat of entertaining the playera and the beat of treatment and were royally the ordering of the tournament proper will bring the axpenaes of the tournament cioae to 81.000." The principal trophlea are me challenge cupa In alngiea and doublea. The singles cup Is now In poaaesalon of Sander aon. having been won by him laat year ana bv Norman A. Webster the preceding year. conteated of the trip. . The Oaceola team Thla cup la a handsome one and valued at expected an easy victory, but were treated I 50. In addition to thla cup, which muat to a great aurprlse when It stretched out be won three tlmea to be held, there la a Into a twelve-Inning game and fell to the permanent 850 loving cup to be given to Junlore through Walter Hachton'a home tha winner of the alngiea. In the doublea received. The trip opened up at Malvern, where they won both gamea by tha nar rowest of margins, the morning game re quiring fourteen Innings to finish. Tha gnme with the Oaceola team of the South western league waa one of the hardest The fourth open tournament of the Weat- ern Golf association over the links of the Milwaukee Country club1 a week ago waa one of the moat succeasful golf tournaments ever held In America. There were entered In the match almost all of the strongest professionals In the country and it augurs well for Omaha to know that the experts of both the Country and Field clubs were entered, although neither finished within the money. Bartsch of the Country club fell out at the end of the third round, while Sherwood of the Omaha Field club tied for twentieth place at the end of the seventy-two holes. Sherwood's work dur ing the first day waa nothing short of re markable. He tied for sixth place after falling four short of bogle, going out the nrat time. On the next twenty-seven holes he beat bogie by three. That waa the finish of the first day. On the second and last day the Ideal conditions pf the previous day were exactly reversed, and Sherwood's score dropped steadily. Bartsch - went around once and dropped out, as he waa too far behind to make any showing. Alexander Smith carried away tha honnra with two holes to the good. He la a Scotch man by birth and 29 years old. In 1898 he came direct from Scotland ta Chicago aa professional at the Washington Park club, where he remained for three years, and Incidentally acted aa tutor to aome of the crack golfers In the west. After leaving Waahlngton park he went to Columbus, O.. for a short time before returning to Scotland. Last year he re turned .to America and has since been associated with the Nassau Countrv club of Glencove. Smith has had so manv close calls for championship honors that he Is really entitled to win a champlonshln at last. He was runner up to Fred Herri at Myepla In 1898. and at the name club In 1901 ha tied for tha championship with Willie Anderson, but lost In the playoff Two seaaona ago he waa runner up to hla brother. Will of Midlothian for the cham pionship of Southern California, and in all of these competitions he has Just missed out of the principal prise. The greene on the eeVond day were the bugbear of the various players and were running In water early In the afternoon. Dltcbea were dug through them for drain ing and It was hit and miss with the playera when It came to putting. The score for Alex Smith and the two local men by holes waa: 1 Alex Smith, Naasau Out 4 6 4 6 4 4 ( In 84446664 Out 34644456 In 86664466 Out 3 6 6 5 6 4 ( 4 In 44664645 Out 3 5 4 6 6 4 6 4 In 4 t 4 5 4 6 4 6 Total am W. C. Sherwood, Omaha $5.00 FOR A CURE OF AMY DISEASE Since wc made the above offer our list of patients . has increased so rapidly that we have run be hind on filling the orders for those who could not visit lis. We have decided to extend our offer to the end of the month. It is our wish to benefit all the really deserving sufferers. Price and condiv tions remain the same until July 31st, inclusive. We are giving every patient who takes our treatment More Genuine Value for $5.00 Than Any Other Doctor Can Give for S25.00 Remember There Are Only FIVE DAYS Left in Which You Can Take Advantage of This Liberal Offer. IT WILL NOT BE REPEATED Skin Diseases Stricture Piles, Fistula, Lost Manhood 4 Varicocele Hydrocele Blood Poison Nervous Debility Catarrh TESTIMONIALS Iler Orand Hotel Omaha, July 8, 1903. Cook Medical Co., 112 South Fourteenth St., Omaha, Neb.: , . A Ocntlemen In answer to your quostlon as to ray Improvement, I wish to stnto that I nm fully cured. There Is no trace of my old trouble to be seen, anil I feel perfectly healthy In every respect. I am attending to my work every day: something which I had not been able to do for several months before "ominit to you for treatment I can heartily recommend you to all who suffer i o iiu manner ns mvself. and will be glad to rive them my experience. Yours truly, EDWARD DANIELS. Mondamln, Iowa, July 2, 1903. Cook Medical Co.. 110-112 South Fourteenth St., Omaha, Neb.: Gentlemen Complying with your request to write to you describing my con dition after taking the lust month's treatment, which I received at your office, 1 write the following: There Is no evidence of any further trouble as regurds nightly drains and losses, which I have been experiencing for years. That part Is cured, and I believe It Is permanently cured. The piles bother me somewhat still, but I am much Improved, and I know that I shall soon be entirely rid of them. I will let you know when I need more treatment Yoiin And All Those Diseases Peculiar to Men and Women. We are equipped with all the latest electrical machines and surgical instruments, also "X" Ray for examination in doubtful cases, We invite all who are need of expert services to take advantage of our offer, which will positively be withdrawn at the end of the month. Ik Office Houra-8 a. nt. to Bp. m. dirya io a. m. to p. hi. COOK MEDICAL CO, 110-112 south i4Tii Street, omaiia. C:r.;N.w. JLAm 0 I VJ- fl run with two men out. t T h team's seventeen days' like thla: 0 16 1 8 4 T Junlo.s... Juniors... Juniors... Juniors... Juniors... Ji ntors... Jt'niors... Juniors 1 Juniors 4 Juniors , I Juniors 4 Juniors I Juniors 1 Juniors..... 13 Juniors 7 IK Innings 14 Innlnus 9 Innings Innings 8 Innings 8 Innlnus 8 Inntims 8 Innings t Iniilnt; 8 InnlnKS 9 Innii'm 8 Inning 8 Innlntis Fremont .... 1 Malvern .... 8 Malvern .... 14 tYeston 9 Alton 8 Afton 0 Chariton .... 9 Imllanola ... T Osceola 8 Norwulk .... 1 Avoca t Harlan 8 MHnning .... i Wooitbine ... 13 1OKUIl 1 The most Interesting prt of the trip wus the way the boys batted and tlelded their positions. Their averages ure roinarkable for Junior players. Charles Miller, who caught every game, did more for the team than any other individual player, bis heavy batting adding materially to the victories. Palo Talbot was tit greatest surprise at the baU and could almost always le de pended upon for a hit wheu It was nevded. lie was responsible for the victory at Har lan. McLean and Adams, who practically pitched all the games, were also heavy batters, and their averages are In the ju. Master Uohncr, the midget of the team, also did some heavy stick work, as well as fielded his position at short in first class style. Walter Ilachten, who covered first base, carried off the highest fielding average and also made a fair record at the bat. Milieu's work at third waa all that could be expected of a third base man. He accepted everything that came In his territory, covering all kinds of there are two cups, valued at oo eacn, which must be won three times to be held work looks I nermanently. Two additional prises will be given to the winners of the doublea. These will be of the value of I, each. The second prlxe In the singles will be of the value of $25. while the second prlxes In the doubles will cost $15 each. In the consola tions there are first and second prises, cost- 9 Inninits Ing $1S and $10. In the singles, and two each. 12 Innings Pnatin $18 and $10 for first and second. In the doubles. These minor prises have not been definitely decided upon yet, but will be of either silver or cut glass. A great deal of attention la to be given by the club to the entertainment of the visiting players. During the week of the tournament there will be several dances and sundry smokers and dinners. Of course. all of theNprlvlleges of the club will be ex tended to players not members of the club. Besides the regular entertainment arranged for the playera, the members of the club will exert themselves to aid the players In enjoying their stay during the tournament The club has excellent facilities for mak ing the affair socially a success with Its $11,000 club bouse, whlt-h Is a model of Its kind. This yesr tha routine of the club, under the stewardship of B. A. Smith, hss been so smoooth that even the club mem bera have not given It a thought and this will Increase the value of the entertain ment. The courts are rlay courts and are rap idly rounding Into a condition never be fore realised. For the last week Ernest ( ground. Most of his errors were ot th I Gibson haa been working on then and they excusable nature, and his percentage I have been resurfaced and leveled. They does not do hlra Justice considering his fust I are all brlck-Dattea underneath and can playing. Qulnn, Caughey, Ferguson. Lott I withstand the showers of August well. But, and McMahun were especially fast In the I In order not to be hampered whatsoever outfield. Very seldom did a fly or ground ! by wet weather, It baa been arranged to hit set through any of them. Harry Cheek. I cover, them with canvas whenever It show meaoet, distinguished himself by his coach-1 srs. This, ta connection with the uae ot S 40 4 3 78 8 n I3978-154 440-81 640 4 ti 83 1G4 Pure palatable perfectly aged invigorating wholesome refreshing after the entertainment finishes off the evening delightful try it at cafes use it at home. Delivered to aqj part of Omaha, Council Bluffs or South Omaha. Order a case from the JETTER BREWING CO. or LEE MICHELL, Wholesale Dea tr, Council Bluffs. Telephone 80, or HUGO F. BILZ, 1324 Douglas Street, Telephone 154Z . Seii 8 K'TfiSMS 1 2i I ii I CLARK'S Bowling Alleys Biggest-Brlghest Best. 3113-15 Harney Street. 0 r 2; I ftaaker maid there will be several preliminary mutches between local men, who are taking in struction from Morgan. Then will come the Terry-Morgan match, which will be the best two out of three falls, catch, catch-as-catch-caa and no holds barred. Out 8 6 4 6 7 6 8 5 8-44 In 84466666 S-:it 83 Out 4 6 4 6 4 4 4 839 In 44468464 SM 78 Wl Out 854666 67 443 In 44446476 4 41-K4 Out 3645 10 666 4t) In 4 4 7 6 7 6 8 6 8-6O-9G-1S0 Total '. 841 Fred llurtsrh. Ridge Country club nut 4 4 6 4 6 5 342 In 6 6 4 6 4 8 6 84687 Out 4 4 6 6 7 6 6 6 444 In 4 5 4 7 5 6 13 5 3 60 84 1S1 Out 45467466 S-44 In S 5 4 8 6 6 5 6 8 42-S6 Withdrew. WAKING UP IN FIELD SPORTS el'AI.HT FE ATI RES OP LIKE. ( that It looked as If It had been the target ' for a gatllng gun. It was taken out of The United Btates army has driven out service and put in the shops, and now the the plague from the Philippines as effec- Pullman company Is trying to make Wool Uvely as' It cleared Cuba of yellow fever, ston pay for the repairs. The tireless vigilance of the uninterrupted war on rats and filth for seven months jerry Gleason. the oldest taxpayer In brought victory. A bounty was paid forj0mo and perhaps in the country, la a real- rats, s live or aeaa. eacn Deing taggea wun , dent ot Monroe township, Knox county, Total M7 MORGAN TO WRESTLE TERRY Local' Chainploa to Meet the Aabnru Aaylraat om the Mat. The first wrestling mati pulled off in Omaha for more than a year Is scheduled for next Thursday night, July 80, In Crelghton hall. The principals In the affair are Roy Terry of Auburn and E. R. Mor gan of Omaha. Borne time ago Terry made an open challenge through the columns of The Pee and Morgan accepted It, the terns being 8100 a side and 76 per cent and 36 per cent of the gate receipts. Morgan hss been known In local wrestling circles for some years both as a wrestler and as a trainer and brlnger out ot many of the best of the younger talent of the city. It will be remembered that Morgan brought out "Cap" Sullivan, Oscar Nast and Johnny Holden among others. At present ha hss a class In wrestling with about 800 pupils. Terry' is practically an unknown In local circles and his coming will be marked with a great deal of Interest because of the uncertainty, lie Is vary cloae-mouthed and looks to be a likely man, so that the affairs gives promise of being one of the best matches ever pulled olT In Omaha. Before the mala match of the evening V. M. C. A. Athletes Pay More Atten tion to Oatdoor Games This Benson. The first attempt In severat years on the part of Omaha athletes to compete In field sports was the field and track meet of the Young Men's Christian association yester duy. With this form of sport practically dead In Omaha, Mr. Pentland, who has charge of the association gymnasium, opened up a department In track athletics and took about twenty-five men under his tutelage. For two months the men have been working Intermittently on the grounds at Seventeenth and Plnkney streets, where they have a 100-yard cinder track and the various paraphernalia used In the weight events and Jumping and pole vaulting. A few of the men have had experience In college and high school in this kind of work, but few had any wide range of ex perience, so that the records were really very creditable. The association hopes that this first attempt on their part is only the beginning of a renewal of interest In this branch of athletics in Omaha and that men may be developed who will bring Omaha bark Into a place In track athletics aa prominent as that held by it five or six years ago, when both the association and the High school had track and field teams that were cspable of meeting some of the best men In like institutions. The opportunity for giving the men ade quate training this year haa been poor be cause of the hampered facilities .on the grounds of the association, but Increased Interest another year lll mean Increased facilities. This year la merely a try out of the popularity of the sport In Omaha and the association did not feel like In vesting much money In expensive grounds and equipment it the Interest would be light and fleeting. its address, so that if microscopic exami nation of It showed plague the house from which ' it cume could be disinfected or burned. Of 60,000 rata caught 40,666 were ex amined and 242 were found to be suffering from the plague. Lewis Lew ark of Currituck county Is known as the "strong boy of North Caro lina." He Is 6 feet 2 Inches tall and weighs more than 600 pounds and Is strong In pro portion. He is Just 17 years old and weighed eighteen pounds when born. His father weighs only 130 pounds and his mother less than IX. At a recent exhlbl-1 tlon of his strength at Elisabeth City, N. C, he waa able to haul up a surfboat from the water without much effort a 'task that usually requires the combined force of seven strong men. Jerry la lull years old, but one day last week he walked from his home to Mount Vernon and paid his taxes, making the re turn trip on foot also. For years he has re fused to sleep in a bed, choosing to take his nightly rest in a chair. He was a warm personal friend of Andrew Jackson. Mr. Gleason works on hlSfarm regularly, has never been 111 a day In his life and does not look his age by a third ot a century Rye o 4 t 8 Here's to "Quaker X Msid" Ryel m j. Gives sparkle and JJ light to the eye. X We quaff of the glass J a loan as it lasts. I; I And then lay it down J with a sigu. ji t( . 8 4 . AT LXASIHO BARS, OAPC AND DHUO. STORIS. 8. MIRSOH & COMPANY, Kansas Orrv Mo. 8 It: While Mrs. Carrie Nation waa buying a railroad ticket at McKeesport, Pa., the other day the agent waa smoking a "stogie." She resented this and gave him a lecture to the effect that his body became Impure as a result and he would not be fitted to enter heaven. While she waa'lec turlng the ticket seller a gang of men decorated her luggage with whisky labels. She discovered It snd tried to scrape them off, but had to hurry aboard the train, a walking advertisement for prominent brands of rye. The Pullman company has made a de mand on Y. P. Woolston of Denver for fro damages to the sleeper In which he recently made his bridal trip. It seems that the car was captured ty Woolston's friends and decorated In a unique manner. Men's and women's shoes and old horse shoes and banners and tilings were nailed to the windows of the Pullman sleeper. Inside and out. Nails were driven Into the car with at much abandon as If it had been a picket fence. When the sleeper got back to Penver from Ogden It la said Mr. Louis Duval of Long Island City j sought rt'fuge In a New York jail the other , day because he was relentlessly pursued by several women, presumably attracted by his extraordinary beauty. It waa a very unusual occurrence, even In New York but when a man is possessed of some irre sistible fascination, whether It be hand some features, alluring manners or a fetching uniform, he must look out fur susceptible women. He takes his liberty In his hand, so to speak, every time he ven tures forth. But it is suspected that in the New York case the pursuing women also knew that the man's name was Louis and also Duval. The Centervlew (Mo.) Record tells of a young man who had been writing a girl In Minneapolis fur three years, intending . some day to ask her to marry him. The other day he received a letter and a picture from her. The letter announced that she had been married two years, and the picture waa of her baby. "My husband and I have enjoyed your letters very much," she wrote, "but I guess you'd bet ter stop writing now, as I have to spend all my time carjng for the baby," The Record says the words the young man used after reading the letter would shock a field of oats. Knowing ones order Cook's Imperial Champagne not solely on account of the name, but the product. She Best ssfr of Everything The Only Double Track LVailway to Chicago THE Omaha train par excellence la No. 6 a solid train made up In Omaha dally ON TIM 13 at 6:50 p. m., arriving at Chi cago 7:15 next morning. Library-buffet car, barber, new standard sleepers, chair care EVERYTHING. Clty Office; 1401-1403 FAR NAM ST. OMAHA TEL. " VARICOCELE A bate, Painless, Permanent Cure BUAIaJHIID, 10 years' experience. No money sooeplnd until Patieot Is well. CONSULTATION and ve uahle BOOK Psii, I f mull or at office. DR. CM. CUE, yti Walnut St, Kansas City. M