TTTE OMATTA DAILY BEEt FIUDAT, JUNE 2ft, 1003. 0 The Omaha Daily Bee. E. ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Pl'IiLIrtllED EVERT MORNING. TERMS or si:naCRlPTION. Polly liee (without Sunday), one Yeor..W.nO K luudtrated hr. one Year Stn.frYy.,V"r:::::::::::::::::" Twentieth Century Karm't, One Year.. 1.00 Psiiy Bee (without 8unitj ,. per copy.... 2c fcliz : ?i'!.:i V: 0 Sunday Hee. per copy .' the Idol of the northern democracy. ,- Kvrnlng Bee (without Sunday), per week. 6c T1,A In.. democracy J has evidently Evening Hee (Including Sunday). Per ll,e lowl1 aeraorracy bus iviuein.iy w'l : i: ;--, ;" ,U;ii:.'.vS chnnfred on the pnramouttt Issue of, free Complaints of Irregularities In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation te- stiver coinage at the ratio Of 1 to 1 De partment. OFFiCES. cause It Is convinced tbiit it would.be as Omaha The Bee Building. foolhardy to stand up for free coinage owuin umena t.;iiy Man cunuimi ty-flfth and M Streets Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago 140 Unity Building. New York 2328 1'ark Row Building. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. - REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, t - ... . r. i ... i U-k. I .. iVimnanv. Mvkhia ... t-a n p.uHiiMhtno' i:omnany Only 2-cent stamps accepted In payment of I tnall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or ran'tern exchanges, not accepted THE BiUli FUBLIBKlfXl STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. oSr?. a hcra?; oYx'he Be. piihii.r.inir i omnanv buiuu duly nfom, lvJllV- S ciSalT52mr;iof Morn vnenn,,l-"M(, rf?XtftJXTin th month of May, 103, was a follows. l 8o,mo 17 mw I ..SO.STB 1 80,200 4 80,500 1 80.T80 '..8S,o70 7 0,TO 1 8rtflO 80.740 10 2T.T75 II .80,440 12 80,870 13 iW.WMt H 80.780 13 30.0&0 IS 8Ot0O Tnlil 18 l.'wfM iw " " ' JO 80,800 H .8O.870 ' !. '.....80,-M 23 30,830 24..'..V..i.:.:..2.2- 25 .30,830 26 .....30,7O 21.,,.;.. ..8O.7&0 28. SO.UKO 29...... 30,tkO 31,850 Jl 27.0O0 "EMIVS Vta unsold and returned ooples 10.34S Net total sales 4.1,853 Ket average sale 80.437 OEORQE. B. TZ8CHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before itie this 31st day of May, A. D. 1903. Id.' B. HUNOATE, r (Seal.) Notary Public. TI.e lust days of Leo XIII, the great est of nil the popes, are plainly upon us. We tear the Iowa democratic platform will not be very popular In the office of the Commoner, 8 The diploma controversy has given the Omaha IllgU school principal a good oeai . - i . . . .1 of unenviable notoriety. When It comes to "Grandstand Virtue" the Donocratlc organ knows how to play the game for ptjpocratlc officeholders. The State . Library commission may I have to put Its home ou wheels and make the circuit with its traveling libraries. King reter evidently thought that by wearing a grave iook curing ms int augural ceremony he would avoid look- lng into his grave prematurely. : I . . . With so much money flying around loose in the vicinity .of .Missouri Jegls: . latures the only wonder -Is that any,of the lawmakers escaped uncomiptedi The Advisory board, converted into a health board, has advised cows running at large-to mend their behavior- and run at small U. F. A. (until' further advised). Firing proclamations at , giant fire crackers before the Fourth of July- is a harmless amusement unless the.procla mntlons are rigidly enforced on the day of Jubilee. . Bravado Tillman, who sliot down a de fenseless editor, ' will get a change ' of venue. That might hot' to Interfere, however, with him getting his Just deserts no matter where he may be tried. If the leglslatufcs contemplated the erection of a Nebraska , building at St. Louis when It made the exposition ap propriation It certainly would, have set aside more than $35,000 for that pur pose. Russia enjoys the distinction of hav- luir nlnna amnnv nntions nnrtlr1nntv1 nf. flelally In the Installation of King Peter of Servla. In this, however. Russia will rouse no invidious sentiments among the powers. , . u . ' Mrs. Helen Gouear has comnromlsed her claim against the state popocratic reform oommlttoe for spouting in the late national campaign, but the reform- era have-not yet discovered where they got their, money's worth. . ( ' i ' .1 ' The Chicago live Stock, exchange pre- tends tohave discovered that Omaha Is matter df live stock rates. , Nobody, .In Omaha has been aware that the rail, roads were giving "us the best of it ' 1 i , JL.. , . s . .j , And now another of the disciples of Carrie Ration has, been rewarded with a jail sentence Jot Indulging in a salooli hctctetiag excursion. That ls douBtless I In t,he party in Iowa, of which thereon what tlu young -woman, set out to getlventlon of Wednesday furnished a a ex ii ud sheVught not to be disappointed ' ' ' ' . . According to Afclated Press dls-1 the views and declarations of thif demo patches,' the dwhocrarlc state ticket In I crats In that state, are of no 'consequence. Iowa wa,s quickly youilnated. That Is not out jiof the ordinary, however. A ticket dtiomed to defvat very rarely en- counters- any opposition In a political conveuttjin. y Sanltafy conditions In Manila are I in proving right along uader American su pervlslon just as the sanitary conditions in iiavaua were revujuuonisea aunug Amor lnn OCCUimtion. The HDanlsh au thorltiea did not hava the resources to undertake the nary work and co.d riot have done it properly had they had the resources. ..American sanitary en- glneers aud American medical scientists ,.,.1 . a, lusas ius w uoio wonu over, WIXB MBit fT"E. The refusal of the town democratic stnte convention to renttirni the exploded fallacies of the Kansas City platform forcibly recalls the resjMH.se of Stephen A. Douclas to the. question propounded ,lm flt on1 of Ulp gr nt popnlRr gath- rrlngs during the natlonnl campnlgn of jw why he hnd shifted position on the auntters' sovereignty. , "nlse. men chnnne, fools never, 'i of the imie wss the terse re- Kin nt, who was then as It would to butt Its head against a solid wall. Every Intelligent observer of changed conditions roust concede that free coinage as a ' pollttcnl Issue in as dead as pro-slavery or anti-masonry. Wise men change, but fools pride them selves on consistently stattdlntf rooted to the same spot while the world Is mov- ' There Is no prospect that the Iowa democrats will come within 50,000 of electing anvbodr on their state ticket but their pronounced aversion to worship ,. .it... f.iu, i.miu n, th -rnn longer willing to nlar the nart of the man who planted himself in the middle ? ....... . . I or the railroad tracK in ine race or an approaching locomotive. Montr in th jrtsT. ... A good deal of Interest is being mani fested In the question aa.twwjietner the west will have sufficient, money In the, comlnit autumn to take care of the western crops and It seems ttmt the matter Is being seriously "considered in eastern financial circles. An eastern 0e w , rAi.at nf u financial nature indicate that within a few weeks the demands made trooti New York for monev to handle the ctods will b the lnrirest unon record and It Is therefore assumed that there must be some diminution of cash resources in the west, esneclnllv as western loans mlo In the east nre not so ereat as I has been the case In other years. It appears, however, from the last re port of, the, comptroller of the currency. that the chief financial centers repre- tthat is the financial region this side of the central states- v toon nnorwi - I n. J '"L rfirifiii i mi Miiit iiih iriiiifli mi irn1 i n cti r wn nn o,w inrK wnnin nnve nor i - . . I mucn more man maicnea oniy a iew years ago. It therefore ' appears that money Is plentiful In the west and ac- cording to the statistics is being Used to 'good profit, since the banks which are made the basis or comparison re- port unusual Individual profits. The question of a currency supply In the west a couple of months hence Is engaging the, very. .earnest attention of eastern financiers and it Is Certainly a matter of very great interest In this Bectjon. The indications are, that we 8nall ,need a greater amount of cur- rency than ever before to move the western cmns and where it Is to come f. certAinlv a. matter of no ordl- nary Importance. ' According to reports, tne western '.banks are already prepar- lne for the demand which they know will be made upon' them. ' The last re- .,ort to the comptroller of the currency sh6wed that the banks of the west gen- OTaj, had been-Improving ?thelr condl- in'n in-the'matter of reserves and were at that time particularly strong There is good reason to believe that, they ire still stronger now, At all -events this -fact seems to be very clearly defined at this time, that the west during the coming summer will; be quite able to take care of Itself, so far as the movement -of the crops is concerned, and also to provide all ' the money that may be needed to take care of .it- other leriMmate ldnstrl.. ' As we pointed out some time ago. upon the ,rH r.t f.nt. inH dm.ro. TrWh were indisputable,' the west Is today practically Independent ' Jn . a financial way of the east, so far as Its legitimate requirements are concerned, and there Is every probability that' ft will con tinue In that position, at least so long as It Is vouchsafed good crops.. The fact that the west has been withdraw ing Its money from the east is the best P88,ble a"ranc or western financial maepenuence. TUB IOWA DEMOCRATS. Ordinarily It is of little consequence what the democrats of Iowa think In regard to public quest!6ns. For years the party in that state has -been. ea ab- solutely at variance, with the sentiment of, thecountry on e,Tefy great question, and as a result has been overwhelmingly I repudiated, that very little serious atten tlon Is glten anywhere to: what the posl tlon and the. declarations:' of; tm demo- any state of the unionf s, political body with less coherence and consistency than I the. democracy of Iowa. For years' that i imrij .uns pern umuidi wits iuei( auu It Is doing that now.- Nowhere In the country is there a stronger example of - j denjocraile difference ljan Is to be found cellcnt Illustration. , ., , - ha far as politics In Iowa Is concerned Republican victory there Is assured. But there Is some significance to the attitude of the ' lawa . democrats ln lts bearing upon national politics. ' The platform adopted by the state convention will give some encouragement to the reorganlza- tlon ' movement It . ignores absolutely the Kansas City platform and while recognising some cf the doctrines of uryanlsm. is by no means an en dorse- - lmant nf tha 'WrlMii lul',l,.. I name, hv th vit. n not mantinnod ' ,t is needles, to L djs. the state- ments of the Iowa f eijjocxatlr tnttform. which are generally disproved by events familiar to eveibody.' The Talr-ralnded , .v.. . i win una in almost every una 4 state - ment which the most casual Investiga tion will show him to be absolutely tn contravention of facts. There Is not a single plank In the platform that Is not vulnerable. From the first to the Inut line of this deliverance there is manifest the weakness of the democratic position, which Is simply that of objection and opposition, without any statesmanlike or substantial propositions for a change. The lown democrats, like those In every other part of the country, are able to point out wherein the republican party has been wrong, but they are utterly barren of sound suggestions as to what should be done. They deal In platitudes aod generalities which are utterly futile and Ineffective. So far as they have cut loose from Rryanlsm the Iowa democrats are to be congratulated and the example they have set In this respect will undoubtedly hare a good Influence upon the party at targe. It Is to be regretted that they did not. show equal Judgment In other re spects. A GREAT n&sronsiBiLiTT. The taxpayers of Omaha are vitally concerned in the outcome of the railroad controversy now pending in tn. tea. courts. - The contention or the Bl corporations that the city ha8 no riht Impose municipal taxes nmn th.- -inoi. i nt upon their terminals in the city of Omaha above the valuation fixed by the state board on a mileage basis must be combated at every step until a final de cision is reached by the supreme court of the United States. In view of the fact that the railroads have at their command the ablest cor- Poration lawyers that can be brought nto service it behooves the clty.to be represented ny men or tne Highest abii ity nnd widest experience. While the c,l orney win oe tne ewer legal rep "sentative or the city. It becomes Im Pne to employ an assistant or equal, or rather of much greater special ability r.me pending cases, unless we want to make fftrce of the who,e proceeding ana lve Tno c,ty 8 case away "eJ'. gri responsiomiy rests upon the mayor and council In the ap pointment of the proposed assistant. No man should be considered In this con nection unless he has had large expert ence V" corporation and especially In tax ?. lDe mDe1 couns or ue na- tlon. The city of Omaha cannot afford to Jeopardize Its rlehts in the hsnds of any inexperienced lawver as a matter - - per80Tnal rarltlsm or as a political favor. m viuct worus, tue man 10 as- sist the city attorney In the railroad cases must be a lawyer of the first mag nitude and not of the third or fifth mag nitudeotherwise the city might as well abandon the suit altogether. The University of Wisconsin should at once be moved to Milwaukee. One of 1116 members of the party of German agriculturists who have been touring the United States declares that while they find much that Is admirable In American colleges and universities they are handi capped by a fatal drawback the lack of beer, which would inspire the students in the same degree as those at the Ger man universities. If we really welcome foreign criticism of our Institutions, we should certainly accept ' this advice in tbe 8pWt ,n whIch U 18 offerea and make the experiment to see If It offers the real temedy. Give the beer that made Milwaukee famous a chance to make a famous university. Bond buyers always manage to find some flaw In mortgage securities before taking, but after taking these securities become gilt-edged whenever proposals are made to take them up before matur ity. . That explains why South Omaha High school bonds that would command Pmlum of 4 per cent under ordinary h01"0118 are PiPr &ff - ueoiinimr TOau.e luo lim.Bm Ul ll.lljuillj by which they were carried Is small. If the margin had been quadrupled bond Investors would have easily discovered other flaws to justify low bids. The Board of Public Works and park commission should organize themselves Into an Improvement club and pass reso lutions to proceed with public Improve ments as fast as lnjunctors will let them I, the dty councll put8 money at thelr disposal, They Never Will Know. Chicago News. Those people who still think that Grover Cleveland would take the nomination If It were offered to him will never find out wnether tney are ngbt or not Tha Colonel Wants to Know. Louisville Courier-Journal. The Kansas building at the World's 'fair is to be surmounted by-the figure of a woman carrying a sickle. What state will do honor to the old-fashioned woman carry On the Tobonatan. Washington Post. 3. A. Edgerton has issued a call for conference of populist leaders, to be held at Denver on July 27. To properly appre ciate this. It must be remembered that Mr. Edgerton is a Joke writer on a Denver I newspaper, A Sllaht Overcharge. TMla AlnM Ptm. According to John Mitcheli. the labor I leader, the man who has brought suit against htra for $300,000 for counsel fees will have to throw oft $199,960 before he will get anything. What Is left after that won't pay the expenses of a suit. Where Sympathy la Wasted. , Chicago Inter Ocean. fin. nt mi. n.rtn,n avrlmiltn..! ha, ..preased the opinion that the Ameri- can farmer is a slave because he works I hard. Yet the American farmer is not com- Plaln'n h intrr is unprofitable. uvorTas his , German critic U. tius vmwn. si f)tj ri uiugui iUl tPWIUl "A Groteaqne Farce." I Kansas City Star. fXZZiJRZ: be-made without casting the slightest re- flsctlon on thst commonwealth. But a "uu that U comi)ne1 to cal1 ln outside torcm to harvest Its crops should never 1 the hat. t OMFETITIOH WK Mt'ST MUST. tlrltlah Market for Feoa Staffs Songbt by Other Nation. New York Tribune. The United States Is still the chief foreign source of Great Britain's food supply. Nevertheless, as we have shown, other sources are being developed and are In creasing their contributions to the British market much more rapidly than is this country. Canada, for example, Is sending to the mother country more and more Wheat each year, and Australia Is sending thither large quantities of meat. Nor are the British colonies our only competitors. Argentine and other South American coun tries have entered the field with much suc cess. Thus In the first quarter of the present year Argentine sent to Great Britain more than $320,000 worth of llvs cattle for food. That was a small amount compared with bur $8,OtA00O or more In the same period. Hut it was a good beginning, Argentine having sent none at all In 1902 and 1901, while our own exports In these three years have been steadily and considerably de clining. The same may be said of ex ports of live sheep, of which Argentine In the first quarter of this year sent morn than $100,000 worth, against our $370,000 worth, the latter a much small amount than In either of the two preceding years. Argentine sales of wheat in the same three tnonths were nearly $4,000,000, or mora than one-fourth of what our own had f allien to; its sales of Indian corn were more than ISSO.OOO; of fresh beef, $2,000,000, or nearly one-third of ours, and of fresh mutton more than $11,000,000. In other lines of goods, too, Argentine Is making progress. In the same three months it sent to Great Britain be tween two and three times as much tallow and stearins as we did, to wit, more than $650,000 worth, and more than ten times as much linseed, or $1,500,000 worth. Such progress in the British markets made by Argentine is not m the least sur prising, seeing how great are the natural resources and productiveness of that coun try, and seeing, moreover, how grievously the United States has neglected to culti vate commercial Intimacy with It and its South American neighbors. ROOSEVELT AND RASCALITT. President Ho Man to Temporls with Official Corraptloa. Washington Post. It la unfair at this stage of the case to obscure the Issues Involved In the post office situation by references to practical party politics, Nor Is It altogether wise. President Roosevelt has r.ever In all his career been known to tolerate crookedness. His entire course as a publlo official has been a plea for decency, honesty and open ness. As civil service commissioner he helped to strengthen the foundations of the great merit system, despite ths clamor of political spoilsmen. As New York police commissioner he Insisted upon the enforce ment of the laws, whatever might be the political cost. As assistant secretary of the navy he strove constantly for good ad ministration. As a soldier he was a strict disciplinarian. As governor of New Tork he held to a high standard and secured the passage of wholesome laws even against the protests of the party leadera As presi dent he has already, proved his ability to choose the right course even though the wrong one may be easier. Party expediency, therefore, has no part In his estimate of thduty which the un savory condition of tha, postal department Imposes upon the administration. If the probe touches diseased spots In the body politic then It is wise t( cut them out. If individuals are Involved whose present high status tn the republican party sug gests that they should' b shielded from scandal, a temporizings policy will not al lay suspicion.- The individuals who have woven around themselves ' and their as sociates a net or wrongdoing and un principled procedure can -be of little perm a nent benefit to any party if their success and that of the party r must depend upon the concealment of their corruption.- PERSONAL , NOTES. The czarina of Russia has just completed her thirty-first year. The prosecuting attorney of Breathitt county Is going to remove to Winchester and the sheriff Is going to return to his old home on Troublesome Creek Blr James Guthrie, youngest living artist to win a title on his artistic merits. Is 44 years old and was recently elected presi dent of the Royal Scottish academy, Ex-Congressman F. St. Eddy, who may be a candidate for governor of Minnesota, used to be called the homeliest man -in the house at Washington and didn't get angry There Is no end to present prosperity Chorus girls who used to lose a few thou- sand dollars' worth of diamonds now have million-dollar estates bequeathed to them. Oeneral A. W. Greely, chief signal officer of the United States army, has signed a contract with a cable company of New York for the construction of a submarine cable to connect, Seattle, Wash., with Sitka, Alaska. After a lapse of sixty-six years "a memorial stone has Just been placed over the grave of tho late Cardinal Manning's wife, ln Lavlngton churchyard, Sussex, England. She died before her husband Joined the Cathollo Church. Richard Strauss, who is by many au thorities regarded as the greatest of liv ing German composers, completed his thirty-ninth year last week. When 17 years old he penned a symphony. His wife was Pauline de Ahna, a well known opera singer. The American Invasion has reached the vast Iron deposits of Lapland which Mr. Schwab and his associates are reported to be negotiating for. By the people of Sweden this deal will be regarded as a rank steal, but the Ironmasters appear to be masters of the situation. Carrie Jennings, an Oklakoma City girl. Is to hsve a great celebration of her twentieth birthday, which comes on July 4. She Is the daughter of a Scotch father and an English mother and was born on an English vessel flying the American flag while crossing the Irish sea. Judge Hrlan and wife of Savannah, Mo., aKed S8 and 81 respectively, are on a tour of Ohio and Indiana visiting relatives and friends whom they have not seen for many years. The judge claims to be about the oldest living ex-congressman, ' having re presented an Indiana district In the early '40'a. The French ambassador, M. Jusserand. has accepted an Invitation from the com missioners of the District of Columbia to deliver an address st the celebration there on July 4 and will remain In Washington for that purpose. Secretsry William H. Moody will also be one of the speakers on that occasion. Ex-Senator Mason, who attributes his late defeat for re-election to Governor Yates of Illinois, when In Burlington, .a few days ago, was asked what his plans for the future were, and answered char acteristically: "I am going back to Chi cago to do a little law. a little politics and a man named Yates." King Edwsrd commanded that In fu ture his traveling escort of household cav alry shall consist of one officer, one cor poral major, two corporals of horse, and twenty-six troopers. The traveling escorts for the queen and the prince of Wales are to consist each of one officer, two corporals of horse and twelve troopers. STANDARD! OF SOBRIETY. float oa Sets Ip a Scale that May Catch Some lanoceata. New York Tribune. There Is trouble for tipplers in Boston. Tha new chairman of the Metropolitan Po lice commission has established new stand ards of sobriety; or perhaps we should say of inebriety. Henceforth It will not be necessary, In order to get "run In," for a Boatonian to become aggressively and con spicuously "drunk and disorderly." Ser pentine ambulation and alcoholic exhale ments to express It Boston-wise will do the trick Just as well. It Is obligatory upon the police to arrest every man who cannot walk straight and whose breath is flavored with Intoxicants. Wherefore there Is a wild demand for coffee beans and lovage root, and also for nabs and carriages; despite which the number of arrests ad vances by leaps and bounds, and there Is much demand for enlarged accommodations In the police stations and city prison. It will doubtless be urged by some that this is going too far In the direction of old- style Puritanism. A man should be as free to perfume his breath with a distillation of rye grains as to perfume his pocket hand kerchief with a distillation of rose leaves. Moreover, there are various bona fide medi cines which leave a distinct alcohollo trace upon the breath. Again, while it Is true that a straight Una Is the shortest distance between two points. It may also be that at times a man does not want to take the shortest cut, but for the sake of exercise, or to enjoy the scenery longer, or for soma other equally satisfactory reason, prefers to meander hither and thither on the way. Why should he not have that privilege? There is much tn such contentions of which the police and magistrates of Boston should surely take account. On the other hand. It is evident that there must be some line drawn between the sober and the Inebriate, and It should be drawn well on the side of safety. It Is not right to wait until a man falls Into the gutter and cracks his pate, or gets run over, or develops delirium tremens, before adjudging htm drunken. He ought to be apprehended before he Is so far gone as to injure himself or Imperil others. Just what the standard should be it would be difficult to say. If that prescribed In Boston Is somewhat too strict, we may doubt If It la to be enforced In Its full strictness. The alignment of some of the streets In Boston Is such as to make the average policeman pretty tolerant of anyone who traverses arcs Instead of chords, and the character istic reserve, not to say hauteur, of Trlmon tane cltlsens will surely restrain them from too Intimately investigating each other's breaths. Boston will be sober even in estl mating the kilowatts of Inehrlety. WISDOM OF THE PRESIDENT. Plain, Old-Fashioned Honesty Shocks Some of the Politicians. Philadelphia North American. Doubtless the professional politicians who think they manage the republican party are beginning to get it through their heads that It Is futile to attempt to smother the pestofflce scandal by representing to Presl dent Roosevelt that exposure of all the rascals will hurt the party. They are quite correct In their argument that whatever hurts the party is peculiarly Injurious to the political fortunes of the president. He is the party's most conspicuous represents tive and must bear the brunt of any gen eral attack made upon it by the people. He will be It candidate, the head of Its ticket, and , serious injury to the party means his defeat. He wants to be president for a full term, but he does not want the office so badly that he Is willing to condone official rascality to get it. The difference between President Roose velt and the machine politicians is not merely one of opinion; it is a difference in character and habit of thought. ' The mere machine politician thinks first of the dis credit which may be cast upon his party by- exposure of its rascals and hastens to cover up. corruption lest the enemy make use of it to the disadvantage of his party in campaign. President Roosevelt regards the existence of corruption as the discreditable thing, and his first thought Is to make his administration and his party deserving of credit by giving the country clean govern ment and honest service. Exposure of all the rottenness in the postal service may hurt many republican politicians, but thorough, rigorous prose cutton of faithless public servants cannot hurt the party. It Is evident that Mr, Brlstow and his assistant Investigators are acting under orders from the president to go to the bottom of things and leave noth ing for the opponents of the party to dig up and make ammunition of later. It is President Roosevelt speaking when Mr. Brlstow says: "There won't be anything to Investigate when we get through with the j department. The political effect of this In vestlgatlon Is something that has not been thought of. Our only concern now Is to make thorough work and clean up the de part ment, and we shall do' It." Political diplomatists and experts In ma nlpulatlon shake their heads dolefully and deplore the rash Impulsiveness of the man at the head of the party, but he Is wiser than the shrewdest of them, and his wis dom Is Just plain, old-fashioned honesty. TOY PISTOL BUSINESS. Another Earnest Protest Against the Fireworks Foolishness. San Francisco Chronicle. It Is Impossible to conceive why the au thorities do not put an end to the toy pistol business In this city nt once and for ever. To permit the Irresponsible children of silly, and reckless parents to endanger the lives nf all about them Is to become personally responsible for the consequences. Where the power Is there Is and must rest the responsibility. The city authorities can prevent the use of these deadly tovs ln this city, and they do not. Therefore they must bear the blame for all accidents. It Is unfortunate that they cannot receive the missiles In their own persons Instead of their finding lodgment ln Innocent by' stnnders. It is- more than two weeks to the Fourth of July and the hospitals are already receiving thMr harveat. Two loy In one day at the Emergency hospital Is a fine beginning for our annual "celebra tion." Why, In this twentieth century, we should continue these barbaric methods of "cele brating" Is beyond comprehension. We know In advance that a certain number of persons will be killed In this country on or about the 4th day of July, and that millions of dollars worth of property will be burned, entirely as the result of using fireworks in large cities. If the people know this and permit the performance to go on, are we not all participants In the crimes of mur der and arson? If we knew Just which persons were doomed to die by these means, and precisely whoae property was destined to the flames, we should unquestionably surround the endangered ptrsona and prop erty and forbid the shooting of firecrackers and pistols anywhere In the vicinity. Why. since we can not In advance pick out the victims, should we not protect everybody? We laugh at the tom-toms and firecrackers of the Chinese as evidence of their stupid barbarity. But It Is as stupid and barlmr ous to shoot off firecrackers In dangerous places In honor of "Independence" as It Is to shoot t'aem In honor of a heathen Joss. The senseless performsnce should no more be permitted in this city on the Fourth of July than on any other day. nrr. of washijigto ufb. Minor Scenes and Incidents Sketched an tho Spot. The bureau of corporations of the new Department of Commerce Is ready to begin practical operations with the beginning of the fiscal year on Wednesday next. Com missioner Garfield Is having compiled a roster of corporations engaged In Interstate occupations or business, or In any way eligible to classification In the archives of the bureau. It Is recognised that the scops of the bureau Invades relations and pur suits that have hitherto been exempt from any surveillance from federal officials, and the apprehension that there might occur sensitiveness and annoyance at the Idea of governmental Interference has served to qualify carefully the interrogatories that have thus far been addressed to the officers of corporations. The government Is already in possession of a large amount of Information which it will be the business of the new bureau to secure and classify. Care will therefore be taken not to duplicate Inquiries from cor porations, and the information received 111 be verified by comparison with that gnlned through other official channels. Three corporations, the Steel trust, the New - York Life Insurance company and tho Mutual Life Insurance company, have made reports of their organisation, capital and business. The bronze statue on the eapltol dome. known as ' the Statue of Freedom and which la sometimes Incorrectly called the Goddess of Liberty, is receiving a thor ough cleansing, reports the Washington Star. A scaffold has been ereoted about the statue, which work was accomplished with much difficulty, the two workmen who built It being obliged to use the utmost care. They were working at a height of 3B7 feet and had only narrow four-inch ledges to move around on. It was Intended to clean the statue with pumice stone, but it was found that this process brightened the statue considerably, and it was decided to thoroughly clean off the green coating with a weak acid solution and then give It a coat of lacquer. The statue has withstood the weather remarkably well, the seams where the different sections were joined being as firm as they were when the statue was built. When the workmen ' first ascended the statue it was found that lightning had struck it ln numerous places, the metal being melted and fused , and the surface of the bronze deeply furrowed. In some places the metal has been gouged out by the electrlo bolt and projects like spikes. A correspondent of the Star, In a letter printed ' last Saturday, related an Inter esting Incident which attended the com pletion of the statue December 2, 1863, when the last section of the figure was hoisted into place. Tha correspondent stated that there was among the work men an Intensely patriotlo sailor, named Sanders or Saunders, who kept insisting as the work went on that there should be some means provided for displaying a flag above the statue. His fellow work men considered it a good Joke, but on the eventful day of completion they were horri fied to see him deliberately climb to the shoulders of the statue and drawing a flag from his bosom stand erect and fling its starry folds to the breeze. To the crowd below the sailor was but a plgm,y, and his flag looked no bigger than a handkerchief. but the cheers that rose to him on his dizzy perch told him his act was appre ciated. It is Interesting to know that the statue was completed on the anniversary of the execution of John Brown at Charlestown, Va. (now West Virginia), which occurred In December, 1S69. There Is perhaps no elevator In the world more exclusive than that provided at the eapltol for the supreme court of the United States. That elevator can be used by ex actly eleven people, and no one else would for a moment consider entering It except as the guest of one of these eleven privi leged gentlemen. The fortunate eleven are the nine justices of the United States su preme court, the clerk and tha marshal of the court. The elevator goea from the ground floor of the eapltol to the main floor. on which is located the supreme court of the United States. It Is a small elevator, so that, with Its conductor, , three portly forms of Justices of the supreme court of the United States would fill it. It is one of the very latest designs of electrlo style. The Interesting thing about this exclusive ele vator Is the fact that the Justices, wedded as they are to past customs, have not yet got out of their habit formed before the new elevator was put In place, of going from the ground to the main floor by means of the senate elevator. Secretary Root and Representative Wil liam P. Hepburn of Iowa met In the corri dor of the War department the other day, relates the Post, and a very Interesting con versation' occurred between them. It was shortly after the return of the president from his great western tour, end some com ment was being made upon the wonderful performance and the way the president had stood the wear and work of the Journey. "He has certainly set a pace that will be hard to follow," remarked the secretary. "The limitations upon men for publlo of fices grow -more and more circumscribed," Bald Hepburn. "It is become so now that only a young man can be president, only a rich man ambassador and only a very patriotic man a cabinet officer." The last tribute was to Secretary Root, as It Is we'l known ln Washington that he re mains In the cabinet at the earnest solicita tion of V- ' resident and at the sacrifice of his pi-ifxii -1 Interests. The secretary then related s;r" of the-dlfflcultles and annoy ances of hn'dlng a cabinet office, which everybody here has come to recognise as a part of the general scheme of government. Finally, Htphurn suggested that perhaps Mr. Root did much more hard work as a cabinet officer than he would In the prac tice of law, and the secretary was Inclined to think, .that. he had worked as hard at his profession ln his office, but the conditions were different, "The work pf a cabinet officer is never finished," he said, "and I know that while I am doing my work today I am at the same time responsible for, everything that occurred In the department in the past, and I also know that all I do now la subject to scrutiny In the future. I know that con gress will call for the record and that It will become public and be scrutinized. .It Is a good' thltig, too,' a very good thing, that our hustnefis in conducted on that basis. It makes: every officer more careful." , FOR THH aKt'OND PLACE. Sort of Man Needed to Ran wtta Roobevelt. Pittsburg. Chronicle-Telegraph. With the presidential nomination settled In advance, the nominee for vice president muxt be a man at national consequence one known to the whole people and approved by more than local sentiment. The people will demand this through their delegates. He must be. In fact, such a man as the people would choose for prealdent. The importance of the vice presidency Is measurably In creased In the public estimation by the cir cumstance that public attention Is not di verted from It by a contest for first place. The office Is therefore regarded much as It ought to he,' and the man selected by the republican national convention as Its nom inee will be selected with a view to his per sonal merits snd national reputation and popularity, as was the case when the con ventlon 'took the bit In Its teeth and nom- mated Roosevelt. With the qualities named the nominee must also be la harmony wnn Roosevelt and ready to co-operate with him In the rarrvlna out of administration poli cies, as Roosevelt co-operated with Mr- KJnlev and aa Hobsrt did. Bines the peopn have already In effect made ths nomination for president, wisdom must be shown in the selection of bis yoke-fellow oil tha na tional ticket OIT OF THIS ORDINARY. As eandy-aatsrs and water-drinkers Americans rank first, The hlgest tower In tha world. 750 feet high, will be erected at ths Central station In New York City. Tha cure of rheumatism by bee stings Is said by a Vienna physician to have been successful In $00 cases. Any housewife can tell If ths milkman Is using formalin as a preservative by setting an uncovered bottle of milk In a warm place. If it dose not turn sour some thing Is wrong with It On the army this year we shall spend $130,000,000; on the nsvy, JSS.OOO.OPO. The civil establishment will cost J12fi.00fl.0O0. To the Indians w -' ttJ.6nO.C00. The Interest on tlv .' will b $:7,- 000,000. The Baldhead "Bund of Bayonne, K. J . is a recently formed organisation of el derly Germans who used to get their hair cut, but whose hair has latterly been cut ting them. Here's wishing they may enjoy many a comlo opera treat together. . Little Claire Circle of Springfield, O., has tn living grandparents, and It Is thought that there may be a couple more ln Eng land who escaped the count. AH the grand parents live at Springfield, so Claire is In a fair way to have what she wants. There Is a negro murderer named Smith out ln Multnomah county, Oregon, who Is certainly a stickler for his prejudice There Is a strike ln tho county, and Smith objects to being executed on the only 'gal lows ln existence on the ground that 1t was built by "scabs." r. John Ransom, a well-to-do farmer of Hu ron county, Ohio, made his will many yosrs ago, providing that his body should be cremated and the ashes strewn sIoiir the railroad track. He died last week and hie wishes were carried out In a modined way, the ashes being scattered over the, farm where he had lived more than half a cen tury. Among the curious devices to be seen in the United States patent office Is one for exploding bombs high In the air to pro duce rain; another raises and tips the hat when the wearer bows; another puts on overcoats, and another lets down a key Just ln time for the milkman and draws It up again after he has put the milk Inside tbe door, Ernest Legouve, who recently celebrated his ninety-seventh birthday, was asked to what he attributed his long life and good health. "No cares, no ehnul, no sorrows that's one reason of my good health,"'- ho replied. "But that is not enough.- The body must be kept elastlo and for this reason we must walk, play billiards, and, above all, fence. For me fencing Is 'the Ideal exercise." SMILING REMARKS. Don't suppose Adam ever called Eve bis "little apple dumpling." Philadelphia Bul letin. Estella Aht His proposal was Just, like a dream. Agnes Well, you ought to know, 'dear, you've been dreaming of that proposal for years! Town and Country. . Most of us am philosopher 'nuff to expect a pain occasionally, but what makes us mad Detroit Free Press. "Mls'ry like oomp'ny, don't it?" "Yes. hut w'en I see It cnmln. Ant'm day I don't feel sociable." Atlanta fpusy- tuuon. "Does it cost much to live In tha city?"" asked the rural youth. . , "About the same as it costs to live Jn the country," replied the Village sage, "but It costs like fury to keep up appearances." Chicago News. " ' "Pis love that makes the world go round,' " quoted the very young man who was beginning to have symptoms. "But It hasn't got a monopoly on the revolution business," rejoined the bachelor " who was carrying weight for age." 1 "A limited quantity of barrel-house trouble Juice will produce a similar effeot. "-Chicago News. "I hope you won't take offense. Miss. Titian," said Stlnjay facetiously, ''but I suppose you're what might be termed a 'Strawberry Dionae.- "Not at all," she replied promptly. "I . really prefer chocolate and orange Ice.',' Philadelphia Press. "Well." said the man at the offloe win dow. "If you haven't anything but an upper berth I'll take that I've got to have a good night's sleep." "We don't guarantee the sleep," replied the austere man Inside the window. ''W only furnish you the berth." Chicago Trib une. "Don't you think there Is a lesson to be learned from the- Servian episode?" , "I do," answered Senator Sorghum. "It teaches us to be very careful about trying to exercise power Individually instead pt organising corporations." Washington Star. JCST A REMINDER, Baltimore American. Could a man but be a baby For a little while each day. Could he say when comes the gloaming, "I have had enough of play Take me, arms of her who bore me. Soothe the worries all away: Tuck me ln and Croon above me Words that prove you'll Always love me. Hold my restless, play-worn fingers In your own so restful, strong, While your lips breaths forth tha cadence Of some old, sweet evensong." Brother, you may drop your burden At the closing of the day; In the Father's eyes your labors Are but prattling babies' play; And He longs to show His mercy And to soothe your cares away. Hear that soft voloe Croon above you; "Peace, my careworn Child. I love you." Then the arms called Everlasting min heneath you tender, strong, And your tired heart ceases sighing . While your lips send forth a song. A Cool Spot Evta bi ths sun, on a hot day you Can keep cool and tomlorUbU, with Mnres Rootbcer The great lummer tanperancs beverage. A pscksf makat St rUo. 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