TITR OMAHA DAILY "HKE: TUESDAY, .TITXE 23, 100. 6 Tiie Omaha Daily Bee E. KOSEWATER. EDITOR. PUEMSHED EVEHT MORNING. TKRMS OF SfliSCRU'TlON. Pally lice (without Sunday!, One Yeor.U.oO I, v- II... .. .: 4, i.n. Year " J!li;t.:ratc.l Uee. one Year J-! KiH i7.-P Z j'-s2 iwentletr. Century Hrnifr, une ie.r.. f r.iiv t.,. if hnni K,,nrtv, ner copy.... 2c X'aily Bee (without 8un.tiy). per "; I'ally Kee (including Hundayj, per week. .17c Sunday Hee, p.r copy J" rptaVnu -of -.r-ruiariti .n- should be addressed to City Circulation Ve- partment. OFFICES. Omaha-The Bee Building. FTiiin umann uy mhii uunufst - tv-flfth and M Htreets. Council Bluffs h) I'earl Street. Chicago 1640 Unity building. ,, New York Park Row Building. Washington Ml Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE Communlrations relating to news n rlal matter should be addressed: Omaha torlal bee, Editorial neiiartrncnt REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, nnvthiA ... i-hn ti i hi I riin a t'litnuany. only 2-cent stamps accepted In payment of man accounts, personal cnec.ua. cA.j.-y.. Omaha or eastern exchanges, not acctpicu. THE BEE PUBLISHING COM PANT. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION, Ueome H. Tischuck. secretary 01 ine i" puolislung Company, being auiy swum. as that the actual numtier of full and complete copies of The Iaily, Morning, Evening and Sunday ieo printed during tn moiun oi May, iJ. was as ioiiowb. 1 ao.uuo t 30,7B I au.stoo 4 SO.BUO t 30.78O an,B7o 7 t!0,70 ao.Mio 80,740 10 ,....7,775 II ao,to i: ao,u7u u ao.oao 14 ao,7HO 11 ao.tico 17 2H.4SO lg 3t,0 is 30.7&0 20 80.KU0 21 80,870 21 u,u" 30.830 24 2,2:o 25 3o,83 !!!!!!!8o!7bo 2s!!.!!!!!!!!!!!80,tio so,8M iO 81.8B0 SI 27,00 a ctca 1 It 8U,tUO Total DR3.&O0 Less unsold and returned copies lo,34ei Net total sales IV4,5na Net average sales 80.43T GEORGE B. TZ3CHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this Slat day of May, A. D. 1903. M. B. HUNGATE, (Seal.) - Notary Public. Chicago is wrestling with the garbage problem and Omahn will have to follow suit before tho end of the present year. Adjournment of the Japanese Diet docs not seem to have disturbed the InternnUonal eouillbrium to auv nlnrm- lng extent. . We note that in the latest issue of the I nr.. ....... rr-y . 1 . . I uLuuinu, luiir. iu uverusemeuis aro ..eur.y an or nre water, nre wows 'or tire hose. It's a good combination. Having nothing else to fight over, the Iowa democrats will try to take another fall out-of the question of reaffirmation M At S . . m . I oi uae ii-ansas uy piairorm vagaries. , Hnwomtnti Piim 4 TA..A la 1. A ..I I things all bis own way in the county coDventiong this year. It was different two .years ago when be was first notn inated. If King Peter is so disposed he cnii appropriate our Fourth of July for his triumphal entry into Belgrade and his assumption of the reins of Servian gov ernment Attorneys who are paid ty the year for knocking down corporation assess- tnents will bear watching, even when they have their abode in the rural suburb of Dundee. A man has been driven Insane over ln England by Imagining he Is the king. Several people have reached the verge of insanity on this side by imagining they held all the kings. It la hard to make neni.ie. beiiv that an Ohio man h. not deal-' nn th J White House. That Is whv Senator Hanna finds lt necessary at every on- portunlty to deny harboring residential ambitions. The clean bill of health presented by I Cuba ln Its complete freedom now from yellow fever and smallpox testifies to the thorough Job which the American I fumigating brigade did when lt wns ln chnrge down there. Why shouldn't those Jackson jail I boarders have an allowance of whisky tlally in addition to their meals? Isn't the Jackson Jail ln Kentucky and does rot the constitution expressly prohibit cruel and unusual punishments? The South Omaha Hoard of Review should hew to the line, let the chips fall where they may. In the assess- ment of property they should be gov- erned by the principle of equal Justice to all and special privileges for none, An amiable contemporary ln a languid mood tolls us that "man's inventions are clever and unique, but they remind us with the passing centuries of the limits as well ns the possibilities of human kind." If that is uot ns clear as mud au explanatory diagram will be furnished free. In allowing the Jews of London with- out molestation not only to resolve ln sympathy with their persecuted breth- . I. . . 4. .4 ... .. 4 1.. V I re... .mi i urumuH-r iuc jiusmhu Kv- eromcne as responsuue ror ine out- rages, tne Hritisb government serves uo - tlce that lt has no close alliance with Russia which would lead it to shield the cxar's orticlnls. If lt were some other country, the British government might act differently. i 5 Major J. B. fond, the noted lecture manager who has Just died, was responsible probably for launching more penple of varylug degree of prominence upon the lecture platform than any other one man. Major Pond's wide reputation as a successful lmpresaarlo of oratorical talent mude lt easy for hint to prevail upon men of fame to turo their names into gate receipts. His place will cot t easily filled. NOHTnn KST A!HD RKCIPHtH ITY. Thorp Is no question that in the north western Ht.itcH thctp Is n strong senti ment favoraMf to reciprocal conmicniiil relation with t'liumln mid it 1 very likely to lncrcue. The development of this HonHuietit lias Ihth piu'tlcultirly marked in Minnesota, where n leu hup of iHiHinoHi. interests to further the muse f reciprocity with otir northern neltfli bor linn been organized and entered niton tH enmpulirn. Keprcscntntive Heile of ."if, i the Ulllllth district Hnjn the people Of lion than ever before ond he ex- j,i:iIls thut this new awakening 1 due ln large measure to the agricultural pvolu- tlon of the northwest. While n generation ngo Minnesota was exclusively a wheat producer outside of the lumbering Interests, now there is diversified fnrmlng and Mr. Bedo ex- pressel the oplnlotl that ln twenty-five ., . , years from now Minnesota will not pro duce a bushel of wheat for export, be cnuse other crops are more profitable, nnd In hnlf that tine the great export ing flouring mills of Minneapolis nnd Duluth will shut down unless they can rrrlnrl the rannrllnn eron. Last Vear the ouuuuiuu uunuwrsi imwui.ru w.uvu.wpvi bushels of wheat, which la only a be ginning. The natural market for this wheat is Liverpool nnd the natural out let for It Is through Minnesota. "Our I railroads would like to carry It, our mills grind it ana our snips Denr u to tne markets of the world," said Mr. . Bede. Canndlnn whent miser that we afford i.ijj, tnl, competition and It can ln no wnT hnrm our producer to let the Cana- dlnn product pass through our terrl- tory for lt wiu eh the world market w In any event. If we remove our tariff of 25 cents a bushel on wheat Canada would not impose an export duty as she does on logs, but would leave it free In the interest or ner own rarmers. The resolution adapted by the recent 11 ni In .V, (..V. tViA I northwestern milling interest was well represented, strongly urging reciprocity with Canada, probably was Inspired by the. view that is creating sentiment m favor of this policy ln the northwest. At any rate this declaration of an ex- tensive and important Industry has made no utt,e Imprewlon and given con- smernuie eiiLuuiusruir.u lu u u- of reciprocal trade relations with the Dominion. hat seems assured is that the northwest will be earnestly - t- l i i j . v n I aiiHHi wnu iew m.a. ... u.... iuD reciprocity cause ami tne unueu euorxs hof the two sections in this direction. aided by friends of the policy In other quarters, may ultimately lead to nego- tlatlons for a treaty, though at this time there appears to be no prospect of this. There continues to be talk of recon- venlnir the lllch joint Commission for . ... I the nurnose of fram ne a reclDrocity treatyi but there is no authoritative In- forrntion that this .will. b dona. Neither government. Jt appears, Is dis-1 posed to take the initiative In the mat- ter. BUR&AU UF COHPOBAT10KS. This new bureau, which Is expected to be of great service to the public, will be ready to begin active operations July 1. Commissioner Garfield has been busy PParin the b? toe collection oi an necessary oata as to siuie jaws regulative of corporations, decisions by the courts, methods of organization, capitalization and other statistical mat- ter which will be needed for reference, It Is stated also that the president Is taking a great deal of interest ln the work which the bureau will have to per- form and has consulted with federal Judges who have handled suits brought I . . . ..... I under the Sherman anti trust law as to the best methods to be pursued by the i ....... .. .i bureau ln gathering tne information rei- atlve t0 corporations authorised by the laWi While lt is expected that the bureau of corporations will perform the duties assigned to lt thoroughly and lmpar- tlnlly, care will be taken to avoid doing anything that might work an Injury to a corporation which Is not offending against the law. It Is within the power of the bureau to Investigate the organ ization and methods of management of all corporations engaged in Interstate commerce, but making public the re- suits of the Inquiry is ln the discretion of the president. No corporation that is complying .with the Inws, lt la need - less to say, need fear any, Injury from the new bureau. Only those whose or - gnnlzatton and methods are unlawful will experience any trouble. The new bureau was not created to crush cor- porations, but merely to see that they are legally organized and managed PROJECTBO COTTOjy SULL MVST. The latest movement of trust pro- - nioters looks to the merging of southern cotton yarn mills and It Is expected to succeed. A conference 'of manufacturers was' held at Charlotte, "N.1 C.,' last week. to consider the plan proposed and the sentiment was generally favorable to lt This plan is somewhat different from those ordinarily employed ln combln- lng or consolidating Industries.' but the basic principle Is the familiar one. The promoters propose what appears to be ' . il.. t . n .. B penecuy m.r urruf.i,r.,i. no tur . tne mauuraciurers are coucerneu. dui 1 there is enifvxiied a scneme to araw liberally from the public for the benefit of the promoters. In this respect the plan Is quite ln line with well known trust methods and it is this that may Interfere with the carry ing out of the project. It Is possible that a combination of I the cotton yarn mills, if effected on I sound principles, might prove of eco- I nomlc advantage to the industry. There I might be a saving ln the cost of man agement and expenses reduced ln other directions. Consolidation, however, that would Involve the exploiting of Inflated stocks, ss the proposition of the pro- moters contemplates, could not result in say benefit to the ludutttr and mostlwers killed by policemen In Pittsburg last likely would prove a disadvantage. Still the manufacturers who have- tints far considered the plan HfOlu generally to regard It with favor, nltimutli It really does not look like n desirable thlnp for the future of a substantial cotton- manufacturing Industry In the south. It would manifestly be wiser to depend upon a healthy growth, such as the Industry has leen having, nnd keep out of the clutches of eastern promoters. MORtL LIGHT H AXTKP. There is no divergence of opinion In this community with regard to the de sirability of the projected I'latte river power canal. It does not require nn urgument to convince our business men that u power cannl would prove of in calculable advantnge to the Industries already entabllshed and would, more over, stimulate the Investment ln new manufacturing enterprises. Up to date, however, the ower canal remains n paper project. To be sure, the pro moters of two rival canal projects one at Fremont and one at Columbus have periodically claimed to have secured financial backing that will enable them to proceed with the work of construction without delay, but ns yet promise has not been supplemented by performance. The last public announcement carries with It the assurance that Manager Kenyon of the South Omaha stock yards would ln the near future assume the general management of the Fremont power cnnnl nnd push the work to suc cessful completion within twelve to eighteen months. It has also been given out in this connection that J. Ogden Armour and a number of other , heavy capitalists have been enlisted to back nnd finance the enterprise. While this Information Is very gratify ing to everybody interested In the progress of Omaha, there is a general for more deflnUe lnforrnatlon than . , . . , , . - . ft power cnna, proJect than thpy ,mTe been nb,e to oban fmm who . . . . on . ... ge(?ure ,Te ,nforulutlon regardlng flnnnclnjf of the Kmnont or CoIum. bup cuna, projectg hflve faUpd to eUdt . . fl . infornifltn as would war- rant The Bee ,n declarIn(f tnnt the enter. , . rpnrhwl whn nii dol)bt of lt(J flna, nchIevement La8 been ,i.0,1oj Let us have more light on the power canfl, by mean8 and jf any conces- g,on8 are tQ flsked of 0mnha or gouth Omaha that can be reasonably granted we feel cure that both cities will pull together to expedite the project to a successful completion. Government cwnershiD of teleeraDh linen la nln-nva iinnhtatl J the invMimt hr.irt nr n hr.no for dividends, but government telegraphs P rin-rt n. vofv Hrn. ,nri. ment whenever they are projected in paying territory. This explains why the government is about to establish tele graph ' communication between the Alaskan islands and the mainland of the TJnlted States by way of Seattle, for Whjci, purpose 1.350 miles of submarine cnble hn9 Deen manufactured expressly f0r Uncle Sam under the supervision of Genera, Greely. A saving of one-half of 1 per cent on a bond Issue of $480,000 would amount to $2,400 a year or $48,000 nt the end of twenty years. A saving of 1 cent interest would effect a saving of $90,000 in twenty years. There is no danger that Omaha would have to pay more than 4 per cent Interest on its bonded indebtedness ten years hence. r -nu. vi.ah i a. "U ..t..,, . vrmi,KKl of an Improvement In the city's credit i .. .. i i .1. . auu u iviicBnmuuig icuutuuu u. Llie? interest rate at the end of the next decade. Before the County Board of Equaliza tion reaches a final conclusion concern ing the assessment of South Omaha packing house plants Attorney Selby should be Invited to make a more plaus ible explanation about. the mistake In the assessment figures caused by the assessor's alleged game band. That game bears the earmarks of the heathen Chinee. There Is a slight contrast between get ting diplomas ln Omaha and ln Cam 1 bridge. Mnss., where one of the mem 1 bers of a graduating class of the public 1 schools declined to participate in the graduating exercises because he had an antipathy to the mayor, who had been selected by the school board to dls- I tribute the diplomas Has it really come to this that a graduate of the Omaha High school is obliged to Invoke the power of the courts to compel the Issue of a diploma. which la withheld from hira to satisfy the spleen of a martinet who hus sought to give himself nirs by seeking to en force Russian army barracks discipline? That the refinement of education Is ever becoming more acute is shown by the summer school Just opened ln 0mfihll to gUerlntendents how to teaob tliu.ners how 4o teftch- The Dext w be an lnBtitutlon t0 tea(,h " ten,.herg jlow to teach superintendents ,, ....u.,, v If all the members of the Business Men's association could be Induced to buy all their clothing, furniture snd bric-a-brac exclusively ln Omaha the organization would effect a very marked Improvement in the retail trade. One way to stnnd up for Omaha is to I patronize home Industry Evldenre of Aetlvlty. Boston Globe. Thirteen votes already are sufficient evi dence that the governor of Massachusetts is not merely an ornamental official. Hot the lloose Brand, Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Two rattlers and three large blacksnakea Frldiiy. Thus do we see that they were rc simkos. and not the Imaginary kind so prevalent where they throw themselves nw.iy on old Monongnhela. In the Matter of lirsre, Philadelphia Record. Peter Kanigenrgevltrh. too, tails himself king "by grace of Jnd." But the assassins of AlcxMtider know bolter by whose grace Peter now reigns over the Servians. Protest uf Patriotism. New York Tribune. The old Liberty Bell Is an Interesting object, nnd It Is to be wished that every American might sec It. But It ought not to be carted around the country as though It were the band wngon of a circus. Its place Is In Independence hall, and there lt should be kept for all time. How Soon e Are Forgotten." Philadelphia Press. Shortly after the death of Captain Grid- ley, who commanded the flagship In the battle of Manila bay, there was an en thusiastic movement among the people of Erie the late captain's city to raise a fund for a suitable monument. That was not so very long ago, but apparently it is long enough for the project to be lost to view, since the newspapers are now asking what has become of It. It Is not a new ex perience. Schooling; Per Capita. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Statistics show that the average amount of public schooling per capita In this coun try is $98 days. That is, there would be 908 daya for each Inhabitant if lt were dis tributed around. Fifty years ago the aver age was 43) days, and at the beginning of the nineteenth century lt was but 82 days. The nation gives the school children of today twulve, times us much schooling as the youngsters received 100 years ago. This certainly Is a gratifying showing. IOM)KJIM. UiE tltl.MK. England's Attitude Toward the Servian Untel.ers. Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. In sharp contrast with the hypocritical Russian note congratulating King Peter on his "accession" Is the direction of Prime Minister Balfour to the British minister at Belgrade to withdraw from the kingdom, and to. absent himself dur ing the coronation ceremonies and until further orders. The direction was brought about by the Intense horror which per vaded England, in common with the rest of the world, over the slaughter of Alex ander and his queen, and, though the British minister will, In time, again take up his duties at Belgrade, the Insult haa been given directly by the Lion to the Bear, and it was fully and completely deserved. But the ciar may not have England alone as a power with whom he will have to reckon. The army was his tool ln the murders at the palace, and In demanding of the legislative body the proclamation of Peter as king of fiervla. The army Is made up of tools willing to follow their officers, whose taste for blood may bring them Into conflict, even with the csar, for they are hotheads as well as tools, utterly without manhood, honor or principle us their recent acts have Shown. Possibly if the other European powers would allow tha. coronation ceremonies to be witnessed only by Russian officials, the czar might be brought to a realisation of the opinion in which he Is held an opinion beginning to take shape and form at Kishlneff and culminating at Belgrade. Till ST 15 PRESIDENT. Roosevelt Will Drt His Doty In Present PostofBce' Muddle. New Tortc Sun. The most confident and circumstantial statements alleging the president's lnten tlon to mitigate his activity in certain di rections ln the matter of punishing rascality In the Postofflce department if such be proven fall to shake to the extent of the thousandth part of a hairbreadth of vibra tion our belief that he will let .no guilty man escape. This belief Is positive. It is grounded ln the principle of noblesse oblige. It has been strengthened by Mr. Roosevelt's own frequent and eloquent references to the rigid requirements which duty Imposes upon character In a post of responsibility, It is not Theodore Roosevelt who will give up the hunt because - the trail shows big game behind the boscage. "Don't draw unless you mean to shoot Is the middling good proverb which ex presses his congenital and characteristic philosophy of action. He has drawn, and therefore it may be assumed that he means to shoot. i Accordingly, lt makes no difference how specific are the accumulating reports that represent the president as hesitating to prosecute where prosecution might result in political inconvenience to himself as a can dldate. They will meet with no credence In this quarter until, they are legibly at tested by Mr. Roosevelt's signed manual. Just as little do we believe that the presl dant Is directly or remotely responsible for the promulgation of the theory that the name of his dead and honored predecessor now constitutes a bar to prosecution In effect, a statute of limitations in the case of proved offenses committed by subordi nates when McKlnley was alive. NAVY GENERAL, STAFF. Example of the Army Good Enough to Spread. Cleveland Plain Dealer. The act creating a general staff for the army does not become operative until some time In August, but so much is expected of It In the way of Improved administra tive methods that the navy Is prepared to adopt a similar system, and Secretary Moody is reported to have given the plan his approval. In the navy the need of general staff has never been so appiren In the army. In the former service the detail system what the politicians would call rotation In office already prevails, and the bureau chiefs, detailed for four vears and the general board of the navy already form something like a general staff. The new plan is not yet worked out in detail but It proposes to have responsibility go hand In hand with authority, and to center this responsibility In one man who will be the actual commander of the navy as the army chief of staff will be the real com mander of that service. It Is quite probable that some such system would make for greater simplicity and efficiency. In both War and Navy depart ments there has been too much command by committee, with the actual command vested in a civilian secretary, who is al ways a politician and very often not muc else. The chief of the staff would he al ways responsible to the secretary of th navy and the latter would always keep under his own control certain matters of policy and finance which congress has per slstently refused to turn over to a purel military authority. Under the proposed change some of the most important duties now performed by bureau chief will ne turned over to the general staff and thl body will deal directly with all question relating to preparation for war and It conduct when once begun. In either army or navy a general sta properly selected and otganlssd Is llierall the brain of the service. If lt conrtnts Itself to Its proper functions It can do vast serv ice In the way of oo-ordliatlng and direct- tng all the offensive and defensive agencies of government. nitini:nv in roi.ntt . Meanest, Most Despicable Crime In the Calendar. Boston Transc ript. The current numter of the Christian Kn deavor World gives prominence to a con tribution by Oovernor O.irvln of Rhode Island concerning "The Evils of Brllery." The first thought that such a title must convey to a mind regulated by a normal conscience Is that a discussion of that sub ject Is entirely unnecessary. Why not dis cuss the evils of theft, of highway robbery, of murder? Because the evils arc uni versally acknowledged. They are self-evl-dent. Yet there Is many a theft committed that Is less dishonorable than the act of either giving or taking a bribe. Men have even committed murder under great provo cation and the Impulse of sudden and vio lent passion, and paid the penalty for their rash violence, who would have scorned to offer or receive a bribe. Bribery is a thing that Is all evil. It has no redeeming feature and, ln the great majority of Instances, no extenuating circumstances can be urged In Its behalf. There Is perhaps no meaner, more despicable or more vulgar crime In the whole calendar than that of bribery. Still, so perverted are men's minds and distorted thefr standards with respect to the distinctions between right and wrong, honor and dishonor, that it Is sometimes necessary to get down to first principles and start with the ethical rudiments, as wn would to effect an entrance for knowledge into a dense or clouded mind, so perhaps Governor Garvin has not undertaken to discharge an entirely unnecessary office. His opportunity of knowing what bribery does to debauch men in public service and demoralize public administration has been exceptional. He has been a public servant himself for many years and haa had a wide Held of observation with respect to the methods of men In political movements. Moreover, he has had object lessons and in tensive demonstrations, for there is prob ably no state ln the union that in the amount of bribery to the square inch sur passes the boss-governed and boss-bought state'of Rhode Island. Bribery ln elections," he says, "is con doned by not a few cltliens." Probably these men would not steal unless the temp tation was very large or the pressure very great. They would not pick a man's pocket. but they would filch his Independence and debauch his manhood without a qualm of conscience. They rob him of what should be of more value than anything he can get Into his pocketbook, no matter how capa cious. "Readiness to buy votes," he con tinues. "Is almost always accompanied by readiness to change the result of an elec tion by other means. In the beginning estimable gentlemen who supply the elec tion funds would refuse to con tribute If they knew the fund was to be used to hire election officers to commit per jury and falsify election returns. And yet they have little excuse for Ignorance. Year after year the state boss of Rhode Island publicly exhorts the city and town com mltteemen of his party, by whom super visors and other election officers are nom inated, to select their smartest young men for those positions, the purpose evidently being to cheat the other side In either the casting or the counting of the ballots." It Is perhaps easier to understand and sympathize with the pessimistic doubts of the Providence Journal as to the efficacy of a democratic form of government, after reading some extracts from Governor Gar vin's paper, for Instance this one: "When members of any legislative body, be it mu nlclpal, state or national, secure their elec tions, not by a free vote, but through pur chased majorities, and when such mem bers, either because of their numbers or by successful leadership, can shape legis lation, as Is constantly oecurrlng, a gov ernment by the people haa in that locality already ceased to be. The agents of the state, not being responsible to the community over which they exercise au thorlty, and whose taxes they expend, will eventually be controlled In their action by partisan or personal considerations. That Is to say, they ' will exercise their powers viciously and to the detriment of the in habitants of the municipality." The reme dies that he suggests are none too hope ful. He advises education primarily, and then general discussion of the iniquity of the practice: also prompt publicity by un bought citizens when they have knowledge of It in a particular instance. But It Is the conscience that r.eeds educating. It is not a question of reason but of character, and to the extert that a city, state or the na tlon Is controlled by bribery to that extent Is it degenerate and characterless. PERSONAL AMI CEXERAI.. Charles M. Schwab appears to be re signed, notwithstanding he refuses to do it The Carnegie libraries throughout the country are full of Fourth of July orators Just now. Everett Kimball, assistant at Harvard, has been appointed Instructor ln history at Wellesley. Hearing that Hetty Green hnd bought an automobl'.e. Uncle Russell Sage went and ordered a mausoleum. S. O. Collins of New York City, a young colored janitor, is to have an exhibition of landscape paintings at the world's fair, St. Louis. Prof. Woodworth and his assistant, Wil liam H. Volek, of the University of Cali fornia, are now engaged In suppressing the peculiar insect pests that are preying on the California wheat crop In certain parts of the state. Sir Chentung Liang Chang, the new Chi nese minister to the United States, vlsltefl Andover college, his alma mater, the other day and in a speech to the students re called the day he participated in a base ball match, making a three-base hit and winning tha game. Charles M. Schwab, president of the United 8tates Steel corporation, will have his guests in Atlantic City, from June 26 to July 1, twenty young women, com posing the class of '03 of the Industrial school of Homestead, Pa. The graduates will make the trip to Atlantic. City ln Mr. Schwab's private car Ixiretto. It Is said that George B. McClellan Is slated for mayor on the Tammany Hall ticket to make the race against fusion and Seth Low, in New York. McClellan Is the son of the union general of the same name, and hus been active ln Tammany affairs for a number, of years, having served several years In congress. lecturing at the Royal Institution on the retardation of the ear h's motion. Prof. George H. Darwin said the time would come when the length of day would be pro longed to fifty-five of the present days "a very leisurely age to live In," he Inter polatedand when the moon's Journey round the earth would occupy fifty-five days.. It is the common Impression that Gov ernor Dockery of Missouri has no military record, but "Private" John Allen, the fa mous story teller of Tupelo, Miss., says he learned when ln St. Ixiuls attending the dedicatory exercises of the St. Louis world's fair that this is a mistake. "Pri vate" Allen says he met an old farmer on the grounds who seemed especially well Informed regarding Missouri history and politics. "Jle had a war record to start with or he never could have got along In Missouri." suggested the Tupelo statesman. "Well," replied the farmer, "he didn't have wtuch of a war record. Tuward the end of the war he Joined a company of honie guards with the stipulation that the com pany was not to go out of tbe county unless the aaeroy cams In," c ROISD AROl'T NEW lORK. Ripples on the Current of Life In tbe Metropolis. What Magistrate Zeller termed "the most dastardly piece of work" in his recollec tion was the alleged slashing with a raior Friday night of John Shannon by Joseph Ferlanto, a barber, Just because the former refused him a "tip" when he asked for one. According to Shannon's story, as told to Magistrate Zeller, he went Into Ferlanto's shop to get a shave. He was a patron of long standing and rarely ever forgot to tip" the barber. After he was shaved Shannon forgot to "tip" Ferlanto, and the latter did not waste time ln calling his at tention to the fact. "Since you've reminded me," said Shan non, "I have no Intention of giving It." I'll teach you not to forget to tip me ln the future," Ferlanto is alleged to have re torted, "and I'm going to do it right now." Ferlanto opened a razor and Jumped at Shannon. He slashed Shannon's lips and cut them completely open. Ferlanto was held ln $500 for examination. Magistrate Henry J. Furlong, In the Gates Avenue police court, Brooklyn, de cided it was a misdemeanor to call a worc.an an "old maid." Miss Mary I Story had Mrs. Lis tie Flts- patrlck summoned to court. They have been living at 722 Gates avenue, and trouble arose between them. Miss Story complained that Mrs. Fitspatrick had an noyed her. "Did you call her names?" asked Magis trate Furlong of Mrs. Fltzpatrick. "Yes, 1' did," was the reply. "When she annoyed me I told her she was an old maid. I also told her she was Jealous because she didn't have a man, as I have." You have admitted enough to prove the plaintiff's case," said the magistrate. When one woman calls another woman who happens to be over SO years of age and unmarried an old maid, the first woman is guilty of disorderly conduct, which Is a misdemeanor. I shall therefore hold you for the court of special sessions." "This Is only a trivial matter," pleaded the defendant's counsel. "On the contrary, lt Is a very serious matter," returned the court. Two policemen, one wearing the uniform of the bicycle squad, stood on the corner of Thirty-eighth street and Fifth avenue and exchanged professional views on life as they found lt. "You bet this is a great old town," said one, reflectively. "Full of ups and downs for a good many. I Just saw a feller goln' down the avenoo In one of them big red automobiles, with a nice girl sittin' beside of him. Both of 'em talkln' and smllln'. A year ago last April I arrested that feller for stealln' a bottle of milk off of the end of a milk wagon. And now here's him ln his own whiz cart. Beats all." "If anything were needed to prove that mankind are like sheep," said the short man with the bitter smile, "the doubter ought to go to one of the elevated stations where the company has installed two ticket sellers. If half the people would go to one window and half to the other, nobody would be delayed and all would work splen didly. But nobody ever saw this happen. Suppose the place Is empty at soma par ticular moment and that twenty-two men then file ln at regular Intervals of four feet. The first man sees the nearest window and makes for lt. Eight men follow htm without looking to right or left, and there Is congestion there and some cursing of the company. All of a sudden the ninth man gets to the top of the stairs and sees the vacant window. It is an Inspiration, and he rushes over to lt. Numbers 10 to 19 follow htm, and they pile up there and fidget while the first window Is deserted. The last three men finally Jump for It and almost fight to see which gets his ticket first. It Is often pointed out as an exam ple of masculine superiority that men know how to form in line and wait for turns, while women don't; but to form In two lines is a thing the human race doesn't seem to have learned." Some proprietors of shops where phoro- graphs are sold have adopted a new scheme for directing attention to their goods. Aware that music will attract a erowd quicker than almost anything else, these phonograph dealers have removed the glass from parts of their show windows, through which project the large ends of the brass horns attached to the Instruments Inside. These phonograph records seem to be endowed with perpetual motion, grind ing out with ceaseless regularity ragtime, operas and xylophone solos. The sound of Clothing That Fits. If you want a well fitting suit let us show you the possibilities of our summer clothing, ready to wear. It's a fact that the custom tailor won't fit you as well on his first trial as we will off hand'" and we'll fit your purse twice as well as he. $10 $122 $15 Etc. No Clothing- Fits 1.1k Ours. Summer hats and furnishings of superior styles and qualities. K. S. Wilcox, Mansftr. is a Guarantee of 25 years behind every VJatch Case It's tbe only gold fined raw that has prnvwl Ita wearing quality hy tnl rf time. Maile, sold arid worn alnce IMJ. Urmr mher tl-.H when tMiylns s watch, and Incmt on har. In a Bom raa with tba Keystone trade- mara atampaa insKie. Bend for booklet. the music can be heard far enough to at tract crowds and block the sidewalks. Dentistry and vaudeville seem to he a strange combination, but a metropolitan dentist has taken this plan to make him self popular and to amuse the public at the same time. His stock in trade consists of a large canvas tent, at one end of which s large stage Is erected with gaudy red wings and a drop curtain of the same hue. Gaso line lamps light up the Interior. Singers, conjurers and "funny men" constitute the "olio," and after their acts the dentist makes his appearance. Bedecked with dia monds that contrast strangely with the dress of the audience and the fixtures of the interior, he gives encouragement to those desiring to present themselves ss his subjeots and for the delectation of the orowd. Men and women, old and young; boys and girls, there seem to be a-plentv. and one after another goes through the operation to the great amusement of the spectators. What the morrow may bring forth only those who have their teeth ex tracted may ever know. MEA.Vr FOH FIN. "Mrs. Ptrucket sffects the antique In her house decorations." "Yes, she told me the other day she was hesrt-broken because she couldn't get the shades of her ancestors for her parlor win dows." Truth. Mother Tommy, what's the matter with your little brother? Tommy He's crying because I'm eating my cake and won't give him any. Mother Is his own cake finished? Tommy Yes'm, and he cried while I was eating that, too. Philadelphia Public Ledger. "Are ycro troubled with cockroaches or other insects about your premises, ma'am?" Inquired the man with the pack, who had succeeded In gaining an audience with the mistress of the mansion. "No, sir!" she said, glaring at him. "We are not troubled by cockroaches or other Insects!" "Don't mind 'em, hey?" he rejoined, cheerfully, shouldering his pack again. "Well, there's nothing like getting used to one's afflictions. Good day, ma'am." Chi cago Tribune. Cousin Clara Uncle Jim Is absolutely prodigal In his generosity, but at first we thought he was dreadfully mean; you know he refused to give a single cent for the children's firecrackers? Miss Callery But how was he generous? Cousin Clara He paid for all the sticking plaster and bandages. Harper's Bazar. "Mamma," said Dolly after she had lis tened to a discussion of the day's news, "doesn't the Lord know how big this coun try Is?" "Why, dear," exclaimed mamma, shocked, "what do you mean?" "Well," replied Dolly, "the people In JS'ew York prayed ror rain, and ft landed way out in Kansas! " Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. "How did old Hardfax enjoy his trip through the Thousand Islands?" "Not very well. He put In all his time counting them." Chicago Tribune. The next morning he read ln the papers that his wife's fete champetre beggared de scription. "Then I am not alone in being beggared by It!" he exclaimed, and a strange comfort crept Into his desolate heart Puck. "I suppose," said the visitor to police headquarters, "that every ofilcer knows a rogue when he sees him.' "Sure." replied the desk sergeant, "but every officer doesn't seize a rogue when he knows him." Chicago Dally News. He Look, look! I think that man out ln the breakers Is drowning! Bhe-Oh. heavens! and I have left my camera at home! Judge. Isora Your name Is so curious. aii Yes; I'm named for my rich aunt. Kllza: but I turn it hlndslde before. De troit Free Press. Didn't Tnke the Cars. I saw a drove of hogs one day Go walking down tne streets; No doubt they walked because they could Not find enoug-h end seats! Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. MY VAOATIO MECCA. Lawrence Porcher Hext, In Leslie's Weekly. I will not spend vacation's days Beside a summer ea, Nor will I seek the pleasant ways Of gay humanity. Upon no mountain's rugged crest Will I unfold my tent. But ln a place of peaceful rest My moments will be spent. I'll Journey to a quiet spot, Beyond a shady lane; The threshold of a moss grown OOt My feet will cross again: And then her lips I'll fondly press. Her form I will embrace; I'll look upon the loveliness Of her angelic face. We'll stroll together, side by side, And. gazing In her eyes. Mv heart will thrill with manly pride And love that never dlen. For, ln that cot of humble charms Abides my purest Joy My mother waits with open arms To welcome homo her boy.