TITR OMAITA DA1XT BEE: TIHTIISDAT, APIlIIi 2, 1903. Tiie Omaha Daily Bee E ItOSKWATEK, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING TF.HMS OF SUB3CRIPTION Pally Bee (without Sunday), One Tear..$4.o i'aliy Hee ni sunnay, une er Illustrated Be. One Year 8undy bee. One Vear fcsturda) Ht-e. one Year u"- 'Iwentleth Century Farmer, One Year t 0 liw l. DELIVERED BT CARRIR Daily Bee (without Sunday), per copy.... tc Daily Hee (without Sunday). per week... lie Daily hoe (Including Sunday), Pr wee.. lie Sunday Bee, per copy J2 Evening Bee (without Sunday). Pr weea tc Evening Bee (Including Sunday), Pr week Complaints of Irregularities In delivery should be addressed to CU Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. ; South Omaha-City Hall Building. Twen-ty-nflh and M Streets. Council Blufr iv Pearl Street Chicago lt) t'nlty Building. New York Z32S Park Row Building. Washington 6ol Fourteenth Btreeu CORRESPONDENCE. 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Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month ot Marcn, i ao.aia was as follows 17 ..31.TOO t S1.610 t 31.T30 4 Bl,MO I a 1,020 81,000 7 8i,no ( .20,170 st.oso 10 ,i,o II n.Ot.TBO It S1.T20 u. ai.Tfto 14 81.TOO li..... ,.S1,B30 IS 81.T60 19 ".81,880 JO 81,4IN fl 81JMW 22... an ,210 2$ 83JWV0 u... ai,oo ... 81,810 M........ 81.T40 v, 81.7TO St.. .81,070 J9 20,000 tO .B1,20 gl 81,700 1V. ,...81,840 Total Lew unsold and, returned copies .070,000. . U,481 Net total sales ........69,614 Nat avrraxe sales..)...... o,9tm O BO ROE B. TZ8CHTJCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 81st day of March A. X 1. M. B. HUNqXTE. (Saal.) ' Notary Public Score ons for the Wabash strikers.' We trust the weather man is not in dulging In merely an April fool Joke. The legislative homestretch la a good place to put the brakes on the law making -machine. A few mere transformations and that telephone bill will meet the approval of the telephone people themselves. The lawmakers serving in the lower bouse of Nebraska's legislature vote ap propriations s Just as If the people's money were 'free and unlimited. , President Roosevelt . has begun his ' westward travel.' He will ' flnc that the heart of the nation is not far from the heart of the nation's territorial do main. , . Nebraska will not abolish the death senaltv. at least for the present So far as Nebraska's experience goes, no Jury has ever brought In a verdict for capital punishment that was not richly deserved. Colonel Bryan is still Issuing a weekly call to arms, urging upon his followers .the necessity of organizing to combat the reorganlzers. If the ammunition runs short, Tillman might furnish few pitchforks. Omaha will welcome all the new ho tels that may come its way, but what it really needs Is a fireproof hotel of the very first rank that will put It on a plane with the traveling public with Kansas City, Denver and Minneapolis. No arguments seem to have any avail against the pur food bills so far as the members of the legislature are con cerned. : VDut ia it any wonder after they have been eating for three months at Lincoln boarding houses and hotels? A Chicago alderman was held , up as the victim of , a dujilght robbery, the other day and' relieved of $300 in cur reney along with ; Jewelry and , other valuables If that r were, an 4 Omaha alderman be would, have to tell where he got It or get no sympathy. .... ' ' " r. " . . Omaha would' go forward by strides and Jumps If It had cheap power as the foundation for mills and factories. But It will never get cheap power as long a the local electric light and power mo nopoly has Its way and finds its Interest In keeping prices up. to the highest botch. Why, then, did not the electric light Ing company enjoin the enactment o the first power franchise ordinance which was passed by the council but vetoed by the mayor and which its rep resentatlves insisted would accomplish the same result as the original ordinance now buug up in the "ourts? If there Is any crookedness in any of the executive departments 'at Washing ton, we may. be sure that no one plicated In it will remain long in oifl clal position after the facts have been brought to President Roosevelt's atten tlon. Under his administration amount of political pull will serve to protect wrongdoers Who have been found out Down In Missouri a grand Jury Inquisi tion Is now In progress to Investigate the operations of the boodle lobby that per- , moated the late Missouri leglhlatur. s Had the Mlasouri grand Jury been called i before the legislature conveued nud Iteen ! kept In motion during tho session the boodllng lobbyists would not have been In evidence so much. Tberj la little to t bs gained by locking the barn after the li 1 bora IS axouik. JSi D8JT8 or mutkctioh. It la very plainly indicated that the I prominent lrw tn thfc text pi''drvtlal carattfilxn is to the tariff. .x$jn 1 who me w'k1cii the reorganization .ori the democratic pirtv are plndr-jr tills lis question at the front nud urging that tle democracy must make It the para- nmimt Ihriio in next voar's contest. They ar flndln some .ncouranmcut to do this from certain reoubllcans. It la not untimely, therefore, on the part of republican leaders to dlsctiaa the tariff and to defend the policy of pro- tectlon. The speech of Secretary Shaw at Teorla will attract general attention as undoubtedly reflecting the position of the administration. It was in nnauall- fled defense of protection that will com- mend Itself to the' endorsement of all who are familiar with the results of that ik1Ict In buildlnir ud the Industries of the nation. In extending our forelcn commerce. In creating a home market for our agriculture and In improving the conditions of American labor. The secretary of the treasury ad- dressed some very pertinent questions to those who are urging the abandon- ment of nrotectlonouestlons which than nrlll flnt It Ifflnnle i ncn to their own satisfaction. Opening the door to unrestricted foreign comDetl- tlon, the secretary pointed out, would tr selecting the election officers eitncr not be promotive of domestic competl- from names not furnished by the com tlon.; He thought American enterprise m It tees or by arbitrarily choosing all or would be aulte as llkelt to build a fac- tory and compete in the American mar- ket under "protection at free trade. As a matter of fact competition is now ac- tlvc CaDital being invested In new enrerDrises. It is not at all orobable I that this would be the case were there free trade. " Under exisUng conditions there Is no induatrv. no class of men. no Interest that Is not more prosperous. more thriving, more hopeful and more sure of success than ever befoft In the history of our countrT." The democratic poller would result In crushing all Inde. pendent Industries, rendering- capital non-productlTe and depriving a vast amount of labor of employment A wise measure of control Is prefer- abte to, any measure of destruction," said Secretary 8 haw. . and we think this Is the very general view, j f Admitting that modifications of some of the schedules of the tariff; may be desirable and expedient It Is' not to bo. doubted that a very large majority of the Ameri can people are still In favor of main taining' .the principle of protection',' as they showed themselves" to-be Ui; the last two national campaigns. Certainly the workingmen employed In the Indus tries "must with practical unanimity favor the policy which means for them Steady mtlnrmnt .nA I ar w - 7 " w Bjwu VI usCO I while every producer who finds here his most profitable market should support the principle that created and maintains , that market Moreover, when nearly all . other industrial -countries' are strengthening their protective t policy Why-should the United States depart, rrom a course that has been so magnifi cently justified by results? Having ex perimented, at great cost, with-the democratic idea of a tariff,, there should not bo many of our people willing to give it another trial.' The temporary injunction granted by Judge Adams Of the federal district court at St. Louis, restraining officers of the organized employes of the Wabash railroad from ordering a strike, has been aissotveo, me court nnaing mat tne ane- gatlons In the complaint of the railroad company were not sustained by the evl- dence. The case has attracted a great deal of attention and been quite widely referred to as a more than ordinary ob- Jectlonable example of the granting of injunctions against workingmen. From tue nature or tne complaint there was ample authority for the court making the temporary restraining order, but the showing that there was no real ground for tne complaint, that in fact it was largely made up of misrepresentation, suggests the question whether greater care should not be taken by the courts before making such orders. In this In- stance there was clearly an injustice done to the officers of the organizations affected by the Injunction, although the ultimate effect will doubtless not be harmful. The decision of Judge Adams Is In ef- feet an aralgnment of the Wabash offl- clals, most of the statements of whom were found to be wholly unwarranted. Tals will certainly have the effect to place the sympathy of the public perity, while King Edward will circle strongly on the side of the men, should around the continental capitals of Eu they now decide to strike It Is thought rope, visiting with their monarchs. It probable, however, that a peaceable ad - Justment of the mutters In issue may be effected and every reasonable effort should be made to bring this about. "As another object lesson In Injunctions the Wabash case Is Interesting and instruc- tjve. thk PRtsiDcrs rota President Roosevelt has started on his western tour and everywhere through' out the extended trip his coming will be awaited with great popular Interest The tour will be educational both for the president and the people with whom he will come in contact. According to those who may be assumed to speak with au - thorlty, Mr. Roosevelt expects to test publlc sentiment on several important questions and the popular will, as re vealed to him, will probably tie reflected In his recommendations of legislation. reference to the saloons Is in strict con There is no doubt that it Is well for formlty with bis previous conduct the chief executive of the republic to as whenever Invested with official author frequently as possible get close to the T- When he was mayor he uaed to jieople and learn from association with talk Dut "my" street commissioner, them their feelings nud sentiments. Not a little of the wisdom and success of Mr. Mi-Kluley's policies are attributed to Lis frequent tours and his meeting and talking with men of affairs.. It Las been remarked that somv of Ms 'policies were never ful'y defined nor annouueed unt'l lie Jiatl "put hln ear to the ground" and heard from the people. Mr. Roosevelt has not less faith la ths people, or less concern to know their sentiments, than his predecessor, and that he will profit lor personal contact with them be un doXibtedly bellevs. That the tour of tne president win iie.it wumr otbuod assured and the hoif will be gpnerftl that nothing may bapfn to mar It en- Jojiuent PACKED PHIHART BOARDS. The primary election law of Nebraska expressly requires governing conrnm- teea so to apportion the election officers to give opposing candidates as nearly possible equal representation on each board. The manifest object of the law to Insure fair play for all candidates nd factions at the ballot Dox. in otner words, the plain Intent of the law Is to protect primary elections the same as general elections from partisan or fac- tlonal manipulation For the regular election, the Judges and clerks are appointed by the clerk ot the district cou.t from a list of nnmes submitted by the committees or tne va- rloua political parties and the clerk is duty bound to make his selection from those lists without partiality or partisan bias. It would be a palpable violation of the spirit and letter ot the law for him to ignore the demands of the party committees mo8t of the officer, rrom tne net rur nlshd bT th committee of his own P". an(1 wuld duhtiess can down uPn hlm an ordPr from the court or "bject him to prosecution or impeach- ment- The coure Pursued by Chairman Her rin the republican city committee In making up tne list or judges ana c-,er" Ior lne coming repuoi.can. cuy P"mary is just as mwiess as wouiu oe the Miction of the regular election board8 1,7 District Court- Clerk Broad wcl1 exclusively from lists furnished by democratic committee. Under the ,aw 14 WM the iutJ ot the republican city committee to give the candidates representing each of the two contend ing factions at least one Judge on each board. To do otherwise, as It has done In every case, Is a flagrant violation of the letter and spirit of the law and can have but one result If these Judges carry out the program of disfranchise ment marked out for them bj the lead ers of the corporation ' faction. , In politics as In business, fraud vitiates all compacts. Nominations procured "by bribery, by ballot box staffing, by re peating or by disfranchisement of legal voters defeat themselves because they ha:lna. "d,.n effect Upon. the rank a nle "I ule P" Packed election boards are as odious as packed Juries, and the beneficiaries of their lawless action only Invite upon themselves the natural consequences of political outlawry. What the repub licans of Omaha have a right to ask and expect of the'lty' committee Is compli ance w1th"the law. The 'republican party stands for a free ballot and an honest count The coming primary elec tion should register the untrammelled will of a majority of the party. It Is the plain duty of the committee to re trace its steps and live up to the law. I I The nrlmarv law in exrtresa Tirorrts r. flulreg the DrlulBrT iPCtion offlppr, Tn v nnnnrtlnnert emono. tho vnri,. can31dates and factions so that they BnaU .,. n-y. DresentatIon as nearly eqUa, a mny be put mandate lnto Dractlcal ooeratlon the candidates have the Plfrht to BUggw,t nnme8 for np. polntment on the election boards and the committee can fill these places only where the camudates fail to demand representation. The "antl-maehinc" ma Chine, however, has shown Its disregard for tlle law by giving the opposing fac- tion lust three places out of twenty geven and depriving it of representation altogether on six of the nine election boards. Imagine If you can the bowl that would have been emitted by the "antls" had the old machine played the game with such a high hand as this, The difference between the United States and the countries of Europe la well illustrated by the difference be tween President Roosevelt's recreation tour and King Edward's royal Jaunt. President Roosevelt will make a cross country Journey to keep In touch with his own people, at the same time glv- Ing an account of what has been ae I compllshed under his administration for the advancement of the nation's pros 1 is the difference between a responsible executive and ornamental royalty When the republican committee three y ago formulated and adopted rules for tne government of primary elections In pursuance of the new primary law, It was denounced as an exhibition of ma chine politics against which the rank and file should rebel The "anti-machine" machine has Just adopted a set of rules that are substantially a ver- I batlin copy of the rules of the old ma chine. Could any better testimony be given of the absolute fairness of the committee organization that fitted the 1 machinery of the republican party to I the requirements of the primary elec- I tlon law In Its original form? Broatch'a imperious procedure with "mJ" engineer, "my" policemen, Just as now he arises orders to "my" saloons. , Toaalaa; lluaqift So Sailors. Boston Globe. Admiral ' Dewey pays the mea of the American navy a resplendent compliment. "If every officer on a Vnlted States war ship should bs killed la action," hs says, "the enlisted men the men behind ths guns could Sght the ship to victory. I know oar Btsa, and I kae taat stateme: la absolutely true. It la not trtie ot any ether navy." Now listen for the mighty chorus: "Ton do us proud, sir!" Ay Raeweat Better Tsaa Hoae. . Chicago Chronicle. From his explanation to the president w learn that Admlial Deweys theory Is that it he Is foolish enough to talk Indiscreetly to an Interviewer the interviewer ought to be wis enough not to report what he says. UwMikrri Hadely eked. Washington Post. A Missouri newspaper correspondent had a thousand dollar bill changed at Jefferson City the other day and the entire member ship of the legislature cam near having heart disease. They had no Idea there was anything to be mads by working the other side of the street. ProaaUee that Hava Palled. Kansas City Journal. The statement that radium will supply continuous heat without loss In quantity or energy recalls the promises made a year or so ago for liquid air. That frigid sub stance was to Increase Iteelf to any desired extent without the use of any other agency and was to accomplish untold wonders for mankind. Mankind Is still waiting. It Carried to Sea. St Paul Pioneer Press. It is estimated that from the entire drainage basin of the Mississippi there is annually washed away, and carried down the river In a body of soil ons foot thick sufficient to cover an area of MB square miles. This Is without any reference to the sand, clsy and gravel washed from the bluffs. It is suggested that If farmers would everywhere apply themselves to damning the gullies and drains on their farms, by Inexpensive methods, this ab straction of valuable materials from their fields might be greatly diminished. What's the Score t Portland Oregontan. Pictures of stalwart young men In baggy trousers and other foot ball toggery will now, for a term of months, give place on the sporting page of the dally papers to those of stalwart young men In bass ball costume In pose calculated to set off their fine points In their profession. Glancing at these pictures ons can Imagine the eagerness with which fathers In various parts of the country will hurry to the near est telegraph office, each exultantly "hit ting the wire," after the manner of Cor-' bett pers at the close- of a certain piizs fight, with the words: "Go on, my son; your mother and I are proud of you." Alt U5RIXY SCIIOOLBOT. Heary Watteraoa Admtafarm Troaarlas the Pralrl Waif. Louisville Courier-Journal. .Mr. Bryan, ws fear, will never get over 1896. More's the pity, because If he could there might ultimately be the making of a great man in him. It Is a sad thing to see a talented young fellow of three and forty already soured and embittered, though In Mr. Bryan's case there Is no reason why he should be. ... - The presidential orbit Into which, taking him by the nape of, the neck and the seat of the breeches, ; the .fairy godmother flung him heels over head In 1899 found him Obscure and poor, and It has left him rich and famous. Of all men he could afford to bide his time. Of, all men he oould. with honor to himself rand profit to his party. take a phllosophla and cheerful . view of life; recogntilng hia mistakes, revising and correcting his errors; quitting the driver's seat from which,. be lashed the steeds so furiously and took the ditch so disastrously. to put his sbofidi-;i,ib wheel of the old carry-all and to "get her out of the slough of populism and socialism and free silver republicanism. Ail dating back to 1896! Instead Of doing1 this he Is acting the part of an unruly schoolboy. Nay, he threatens to become Irreconcilable. Having sworn the horss to be sixteen feet high, he pro poses to stand by It and die by It. It has been clearly proved that the horss is not sixteen feet high. There are those who deny that there is any horse at all. Tet there stands Mr. Bryan, scowling uoon every democrat who wins a victory, as if victory were a crime, and demooracy and defeat were merely synonymous terms. The Chicago platform, exclaims Mr. Bryan; the Kansas City platform, exclaims Mr. Bryan: come one, come all. This rock shall fly from its firm base as soon as I. In this Mr. Bryan recalls John Wilkes' epigram of Thurlow, whose very physiog nomy proved him a hypocrite, sine nobody could be as wise as be looked to be. We do not mean to say that Mr. Bryan Is a hypocrite, but It Is clearly Impossible for anybody to be as honest as he claims to be. TO STOP THE PASS EVIL. Mlssoarl Moves to Larallie Railroad Passes for Stato Officials. Kansas City Star. ' Ths proposed constitutional amendment to require the railroad companies to fur nish free transportation to certain state and county officials, including members ot the general assembly, may be commended aa at least the lesser of two evils. While It would be better that no distinction should be made between public officers and private citizens In the. matter of paying fare on railroads, the experience of a good many years has proved that passes will be sought and accepted by the great majority of those in official place. Obviously it is preferable that the stats should be plsced under Indebtedness to the railroads openly and above board than that the represent tlves who maks and administer its laws should be bound to their service by a secret fear. It is not a very gratifying commentary on human nature that the present provision of the constitution forbidding the accep tance of railroad passes should have sup plied the very strength to ths corporation lobby which It was Intended to destroy. A railroad pass Is the, most insidious of bribes. Very few of ths legislatora can resist its temptations. It seems such a little thing to take It when nearly everyone else has done so. To hardened boodlers It amounts to little, but to the man with chin whis kers from ths hills who has never had a chance to boodle It la ths beginning of mischief. In the attic of ths hlstorto McCsrty house at Jefferson City there used to be sn old trunk filled with letters requesting passes snd signed by new members of the legislature. At least that was ths story, for Colonel Phelps has made the McOarty house his headquarters for years, and It has been his invariable practice to require a signed request for the Issuance of a first pasa. After that' they cams easier. That one fated letter was all that Mr. Phelps wsnted. There was evidence tn black and whits that ths billy-goat statesman had violated the constitution and subjected himself to a Jail sentence. Ths crime of being found out Is alwsys ths most heinous la the mind ot ths Pharisaical mossback, and to avoid it hs is ready with his si leglanco to ths lobby boss. The extent to which the pass bribery is carried on waa shown wbea Mr. Oliver, the author ot the proposed amendment, read a statement that 100 of the 141 'mem bers of the house . '.bad passes in their pockets, snd no attempt was made to deny It. In the senste ths percentage would be even greater, and among the state executive officers bo is a rare bird who does not ac cept similar favors 'for himself or mem bers ot his family, la view of thess con ditions ths eopls would better remove ths source of temptation. ItOFHD ABOt'T HEW YORK. Rlpplee the Carreat af Lite la the Metropolis. There died in New Tork the other day a man who bad run through a fortune of $250, 000 bequeathed to him by his fat nor only a few years sgo. Never mind his name. He was only a type. The only distinction he ever achieved was that of being Judicially adjudged a high roller. In a derision af fecting htm the court said: "The defendant In this case Is reckless and proflgate, going from bad to worse, so that he was pleased upon the witness stand to acknowledge him self a high roller, a term which means a sporty man who rolls round during the night, an overgeoerous man, a spendthrift and a giver of entertainments to friends In which sobriety plays but a small part." And this decision now stands in some ot the dictionaries of slang as the proper defi nition of a high roller. A. J. Caseatt, president of the Pennsyl vania Railroad company, was examined yes terday before the commission to which ths tunnel and terminal plans of his corpora tion are to be submitted, reports the Brook lyn Eagle. Mr. Cassatt offered some new facts that ars Interesting, if not new. He said that the proposition to tunnel ths North and East rivers was largely his own. He said that the terminal to be erected In Manhattan would be the biggest railroad station in the world, with accommodations for the handling of 200,000 passengers a day, or about 70,000,000 or 80,000 000 a year; that anywhere from sixty to ninety trains would enter and leave It hourly; that the tunnels would be lighted and trains moved through them by electricity, and that they would not be used for the transportation of freight. These last statements will help to dispel the fears of those who are apprehensive of tunnels on general principles. The use of electricity for lighting and purposes of locomotion will keep the sir In the tunnels clear and pure and will reduce the danger of accidents to a minimum by making the obscuring of signals practically Impossible. fTeignt trains win not be sent through the tunnels, for the reason that the freight can be more easily and cheaply handled b a system of floats from Greenville In New Jersey to Bay Ridge. An extremely Interesting description Is published In the Sun of a citadel which one of New York's eminent gambler barons Is erecting. It is situated In Forty-sixth street. Just off Fifth avenue, and is to be as nearly Impregnable as steel and oak can make It. All the windows are to have screen Iron gates behind their colored glass, built into the casings and capable of being drawn at a moment's notice, or at the sound of a "tip." Massive oak and steel bound doors will guard the entrance, which "would try the strength of a battering ram." All the rear windows will bo pro tected with iron bars, a heavy Iron gate will guard the area entrance to the base ment, and the door within the gate will bs heavily buttressed and forttaed. The en trance from the roof will be guarded by a heavy iron door. Finally, the heavy doors at the' main entrance have the usual peep hole, with sliding panel, through which tne usual colored person csn keep a sharp eye upon the approach and sound the warning for drawing all the ateel gatea at doors and windows. Within ths fortress there will be luxury and artlstlo elegance without regard to ex pense. There will bs a $30,000 marble stair case, a great room, occupying the entire parlor floor, with a celling "one blase of gold leaf worked tn fantastic designs," with walls la white and gold, with marble pillars, with costly works of art hanging from wall and column, and with furniture which la refined beauty will rival the Chlp peodal Collection In ths chaste 'bome" ot ths art collecting CanCeld. " Incidentally, there will be elegant gambling "parapher nalia of all kinds scattered through the rooms. New Tork Importers say that snails, ss an article of diet, are growing popular in that city. Owing to the Increased demand caterera who have been In tho habit of Im porting 25,000 snails every week from France and Italy are now ordering tbera in larger quantities. In addition to the regu lar small sellers there are at least half a dozen families in the old French quarter of New Tork who cultivate the mollusk for their own tables. They catrr also to the wants of compatriots who prefer to buy from a neighbor rather than ratronlze the Importer'a shop. In which a much higher pries is demanded. One old Frenchman. who occupies the parlor floor and basement of a house in Bleecker street, maintains a flourishing snallery which Is a source of profit to him and entails little or no labor. At present be has over 6,000 of the little homed Icreatures in his snail plant and he la considering the advisability of culti vating them on a still larger scale this spring. A New York lswyer of note was asked what change bad come over the courts that permitted wills to be to frequently Invali dated. He replied: "Wc hold today that a father and mother are responsible for the welfare of the children they bring Into the world, and that no matter how bad such children may be, they must not be made a charge upon the community, but must be cared for by their parents If unable to sup port themselves. A recent case, for in stance: A man worth some J20, 000,000 cuts off a wayward son, his excuse being that the boy Is Incapable of taking care of himself or his fortune. By what right doea that father make bis son an outcast? Tou may safely wager that the will Is to be broken unless the rest of the children agree to an equal division. Young Cor nelius Vanderbllt could have broken his father will and would have done It if be bad not married a very rich girl and his brother bad not come down so handsomely. He Is worth $10,000,000 today, which Is enough for anybody." A plaintive note comes from New urn where a woman with four young children managed after a subterfuge to get Into a flat, from which she was promptly ex pelled. She complains that an old maid in ths same house was allowed to keep six cats, three dogs and a parrot, all of which were nuisances to her mind, but she had to go with her children, while the zoo logical collection remained with the old maid. It Is pretty tough on posterity when dogs snd cats and parrots can be cared for while children are Ignored or sat upon, and in this case the old maid was the one tha'. made the complaint and put the chil dren out of house and home. Police Captain O'Reilly's crusade sgalnst prize euchres has provoked so much Indig nant outcry In Brooklyn's feminine world that ho may well be sorry that be ever began it. Brooklyn is strong on pro gressiva euchre; U leads all other forms of respectable dissipation among woman kind there. The captain Is saying: "I have not dons anything in this euchre busi ness. The newspapers have done It all. I've mads no raids, no arrests. I did not havs a chance. .Now all these eucbre peo ple seem to have stopped their games, but I didn't do anything at all." taste and appetite 7 the: old ljGP0 R3)U Absolutely Pure THERE IS NO SUBS REFORM IX THE POSTOFFICB. Investigation Ordered by the Presi dent Heartily Commea Jed. Indianapolis News. It has been a great many years since scandal has attached to the national ad ministration of public business, barring the Cuban postofflce frauds of recent and malodoraus memory. Singularly enough, tne present scandal is in tne postomce also; and there have been scandals In the past lu the same department. The inference ought to be plain. But first the point to be emphasized is that there should be an investigation that will convince the peo ple that nothing Is being kept back. Pop ular indignation does not reach white heat on the discovery of wrong doing. We are a practical people. We discount the fact that it is at any time liable to be the ill fortune of any administration to suffer the legacy of unprofitable servants and to bear the burden ot their discovery. But when there is an appearance of protection or suggestion of "whitewash" popular indig nation flames up and demands a fitting penalty. On the avowed determination at Washington to probe this postomce scan dal to the bottom the people are to be congratulated. No one for a moment ques tions President Roosevelt's instinctive honesty and his utter fearlessness in fol lowing a conclusion to the bitter end. The people, therefore, believe that the present rascality will be wholly uncovered. Not only should ths scandal be probed and the guilty men punished, but the faulty business methods of the department, as pointed out by our Washington corre spondent, should be corrected. It Is allowed to receive and disburse Its own funds, ap plying to the treasury only ' to cover deficits. Of course, such an arrangement gives great facility to a dishonest ring, such as appears ' to have been operating for many years, to catch things coming and going. Manifestly ths Postofflcs de partment needs to be reformed In Its man ner of doing business. It needs alsa to bs reformed, as the. snug harbor and safe refuge of politicians by which It is filled with henejiinen and heelers, 1a-payment of party or personal debta. Tho Postofncs de partment. In short, needs to be run IB the interests of the people and their postal business and on business principles. PERSONAL NOTES. About all that has been proven at Buf falo is that Mr. Burdick was a patient hus band and Mrs. Pennell a loyal wife. The board ot assessors of New Orleans reports the total assessment of the city at $154,000,000, a handsome Increase over last year, when ths total was $147,861,648. The new Chinese minister. Sir Chon-I tung Liang, has accepted the Invitation of the American Asiatic society for a dinner in New York City on Thursday. April 23. Ground has Just been broken at Winona, Ind., for fhe $60,000 Governor Mount me morial, the main college building of the Winona agricultural and technical Insti tute. During their visit to St. Louis to at tend the dedication of the world's fair President Roosevelt snd ex-President Cleveland will sleep and eat at the same house, that of President D. R. Francis of the world's fair company. Dr. W. E. Inksetter, a prominent, citizen of Costa Rica, now visiting Kansas City, says the Costs Rlcans consider ths rejec tion by the Vnlted States of the Nlcaraguan route for the proposed Panama canal one of the greatest misfortunes that ever befell their country. It Is said that when' the czar of Russia and the German emperor visit Rome they will be guarded by 1,200 detectives, who will mastrtierade as pilgrims, peasants, priests, nuns and other characters abound ing In Rome and will lorige In all sorts of hotels, high-priced end low Inns, in cloisters, private rooms and even houses of ill-repute. Some thrifty citizens of New Hampshire are reported to look with disfavor upon the proposition that the state accept Daniel Webster's birthplace with eight acres of land surrounding it, in the town of Franklin, even as a gift from the pres ent owners,, because ot the expense to bs incurred In its maintenance and protection from vandal hands. The statement made la 'the papers that ! Herr Kubcllk's fiancee, Malranne Csaky. Szell, Is the niece of the Hungarian prluis minister la a mistake. The young lady is merely the namesake of Minister Szell's niece, who, when only 17 years old, married a Hungarian hussar officer. But the mar rlage was dissolved soon afterward. The two ladles live in the same town. 1 It's about time To consider the Easter suit and we are ready when you are. Providing' you ars interested in our brand of clothes. They are the best ws havs ever made, and ws have mads clothes a long time. You will agree with us, ws think, when you ses them and try them on. Some are $10, some $15 some mors. AO CLOTHING FITS LIKE OURS. reliable CHANGING INDIAN NAMES. Pletarcsqne Names of Warriors He dared to the Paleface Laval. Brooklyn Eagle. Poor Lol Not only must he have his hair cut, but he can no longer wear his own name. If these oppressions continue the first thing the Department of the In terior knows It will be getting Itself dis liked and not merely . by Indians, either. Who wants an Indian around the place with a name like John Brown? Just try to Imagine a Sioux tearing acrosa tne landscape on his fiery cayuse with hair no longer than a woman suffragist's and the name of John Smith concealed on hla person! The thing is Inconsistent and In tolerable. Every now and then some van dal removea an Indian name from a towSV or a mountain and there is no joy in the! community. But to bo violently robbed of one's ons nams by a whits stranger, and a stranger named Jonea at that, 1a a thing to stir up rebellion. Jones! A name lor effete and timid plas facea, but not tor warriors. The Indian nanus srs picturesque. Ths Indian will live In history by hla name alone. If he must. Sitting Bull, Young Msn Afraid of His Horses, Rain In tno Face, Young Buffalo, Bhancknasty Jim. Slollox, Wets It, Eagle Heart. Two Talis, jr Broken Arm. Jumping Bear, Apache Kid. Chief Who Beats His Motber-ln-Law, Red Cloud, White Wawn, Allamagoozlum, Gov ernment Overshoes, Dead Bear's Tall. Crow Feather who would not prefer thess to Jones! You see. It Is a ease ot jeal ousy. Mr. Jones might have been born a Vers ds Vers, or a Flnnegan or a Von Tod- tsnhausen, or any other person whose asms would carry soma Imprssslveness, but in despair at finding himself mere Jones he Is determined to tear down tha names of ss many ethers aa he can and reduce all possible to the dead level on Joneses, Smiths and Browns. And ws protest against It. WHITTLED TO A POINT. Mif fnoMnv Tons i srandfaihor n- octogenarlaa. is he not f Mrs. Meuncn inaeea, m mu n h- .ort He in the most truthful manyyt I ever bumped up against. Chlcsgo News. "The bus Is full," said the driver, "but there la plenty of room at the top." "I see,'r muttered the man with the trav eling bag, buttoning his coat closer about him "And plenty of rheumatism. ITS walk." Chicago Tribune. "What is It," demanded the tcmperaneo lecturer "that causes most of the crime In this 'world? Drink! And what makes men drink?" ' . "Thirst!" shouted a man at ths door. Philadelphia Press. Pinks He told me I was a liar, Winks What did you do? Blnks I walked proudly and dlsdslnfully away. Somervllle Journal. Wagner had Just given the first rehearsal of "Pie Gotterdammerung." "It's fine!" cried his friends, enthusl. astlcally; "the best college yell we eve", hFl'at'tered bv their criticism, tho gri, M composer kneV that he had at last reached hut ideal. New York Sun. "What do you think of this Idea of elect ing senators by a direct vote of the po- P'"Well," answered Senator Sorghum, "I don't know that It would make a great deal of difference to me. but It would mean a considerable privation to the members of my legislature." Washington .Star. IT IS YOU AND I. A. J. Waterhouse la New York Times. A fool there was In the days of old. And. faith! he wasn't the last on earth Who bartered his place and his birthright For", mess of pottage of dubious worth. He wasn t the last of his kind, I say. For ever and aye, as the aeons run And the gray earth whirls in its old, old way. Who Is It barters his soul for nsurht? Stand In your places, or low or high Who is It falls when to stand he thought? Join In confession: It's you and I Who Is It stumbles and falters and falls; Rowing to error, yet loving the true? Who when the Wrong wears a coronet quails? Tears for confession: It's I and you. Whose are the Hps that a praysr havs framed, . Only in living to glv It ths nay? Who Is the one who Is not aithamed, Knowing the truth, wit Error to stray? Who has forgotten his youth's fair dream. The armies of Evil to meet and defy? Who has but learned - to plan and to scheme? ' Alas for ths wreckage I It's you and I. A fool there was In ths days of old, And, faith! he wasn't the last on earth Who bartered his place and his birthright sold For a mess of pottage of dubious worth; For still we aro fools, and we barter still; Yet who Is It lifts his eyes on high. And says: "I have fallen, yet rise I will?" Now God be praised! It is you and I. . a Stia Jaataom 1 il 1