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IK, was as iunow. 1 at.Kn l so.nao I :to,(i;o 4 30,MU t 30,-tlMI 6 ..8,5Tt 7 ao,rr l au.aM ao.uiu 10 30.DOO ii 8i.i.ia 12 30,040 13 30.IM0 14 ' 30,570 15 1 17 IS...,. 19 20 21 22 23 4 .2t)..i2 ..3l.it2 . ai.r, i) ..31,J! ,.8i.4n . .31,010 ..31.170 ..:u,n;io ..ai.tpto a. 26 31,820 27 .ai.two a ai.TMu Total....;. , Less unsold and returned coplc ,atu Net totai salea.; M-44.1HIH Net average sales ao,143 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to betore nit. this 2eih day of February, A. Ii. mi. i M. B. HUN GATE, (Seal.) ' Notary l'ublio. The teamsters won out in their Kan tag City strike, la team work, they evi dently excel. Mayor Moores' veto pen has seen some hard usage, but It has not yet lost Its diamond point. It la to be noted that the railroads always revise their freight rate sched ules up never down. To listen to those Interested, an Im perative emerRency exists for every bill on the legislative files. Is It not about time for the Washing ton papers to ring off on that "promi nently mentioned' Nebraskan? For ways that are dark and tricks that are vain the paid corporation lobby- Inu at Lincoln beat the heathen Chinee. With a street to- bo named for him '.n the city of Lincoln, Governor Mickey m certainly, pn the highway to enduring . tome.' j,,.. , , The report of the coal strike commls slon is about to be rdade public but the uear approach of warm weather has ' slackened the consumer's Interest in it. If the value of an electric light fran chlse pipe-lined through conduits is to be measured by the gross receipts for one year, why not the same pipe line for water and gas? ' ' It's a sorry day when the railroads I have not a good excuse for delayed trains. If It Isn't a snow blockade it's a bridge washed away, aud In a pinch It'a merely too heavy traffic. When King Edward acknowledges that Pt, Patrick's day resolution adopted by the upper house of the Nebraska legislature, how,, the other lawmaking bodies will turn green with envy. In the protracted game ot chess played before the supreme court by Bishop Itonacum and Father Murphy tbe ordinary rules of the game are re versed. Pawn takes the bishop. It la currently, renorted that "Our Dave" Is coming back home by the limited to pay Postmaster Etter of South Oiuanu the $W0 he generously borrowed to defray part of his campaign ex penses. Judging by their pluus for the next carnival, the governors of Ak-Sar-Hen appear to disagree with Governor Mickey as to the propriety of danclug and other "hot time in the old town" features. l ne- railroads may not be aide to agree on the meaning of the Klklus law but they have no trouble In agreeing on the meaning of the legal loopholes through which they evade their fair hare' of taxes. Well defined rumors in circulation on the streets of Seattle credit ex-Governor Savage with receiving the following message: Father, oh. Father, come home to us now Tbe clock in tbe steeple strikes twelve Tbti legislature Is about to adjourn, Aud tbe cigar box is still on the bbclf. Missouri's legislative Investigators have succeeded in getting u couple of refractory witnesses In contempt of the house. Nebraska's legislative investi gators have uot. succeeded In getting hold of any one who knows anything be refuses to tell. That's the difference The; Commercial club committee en gaged In push I tig the telephone rate bill expresses coutideuce thnt with two members from Iou;!ns county on the Semite anting committee tne measure will be properly looked after. Hut what about th house, sifting committee, on which the telephone company bas half of th Pouglaa couuty representation? CANAL QVKSTIOX DlSPUSKD VT. The ratification of the treaty with Colombia dlsitoses of the canal ques tion so far as the United Ktatcs Is con cerned. The convention litis yet to be ratified by the Colombian congress and there Is no doubt that this will Ik- done, although some opposition to the treaty lias recently Ix-en shown In Colombia. This, however. Is not likely to prove at all serious. The act authorizing the president to acquire tht proicrty of the Pnrmma CiiuhI company and to negotiate with Colombia for the acquisition of terri tory and the concession to the United States of certain rights and privileges In connection with the canal, provides that when these things shall have been accomplished the "president shall then cnuse to be excavated, constructed and completed, utilizing to that end as far as practicable the work heretofore done by the new Pp. un ma Cnnal ci-uipany of France add Its predecessor t-o'iipnny, a ship cnnitl from the Cnrlblieini sen to the Pacific ocean." For this and oilier specified purposes the president Is au thorized to employ such persons as he limy deem necessary. The act also creates an Isthmian canal commission of seven members, "who shall be nomi nated nnd appointed by the president, by and with the advice and consent of the senate, and who shall serve during the pleasure of the president." At least four of the commissioners shall lie learned and skilled in the practice of engineering nnd at least one must be an officer of the army and one an offi cer of the navy. In addition to the commission the president Is authorized to employ In the canal service any of the engineers of the army- at his discre tion and likewise any engineers in civil life, with any other persons necessary for the proper and expeditious prosecu tion of the work. It Is yet to be determined under what conditions the canal shall be completed. The president Is to decide whether the waterway shall be built under the supervision of the government or whether It shall be Intrusted to private capitalists and completed by contract. It Is the Impression that the project will be taken care of by a numbr of separate contractors, it being under stood that the plan under consideration Is to divide the route Into a cumber of sections and call for bids for the work to be done In each division. This plan Is proposed as a precaution against jeopardizing the whole structure by giv ing the entire work to a single con tractor or syndicate of builders. It Is said that several syndicates have al ready been formed with a view to ob taining the contract for the construc tion of the canal. , The Spooner act authorizes the secre tary of the treasury to borrow $130,- 000,000, or so much thereof as may be necessary, for canal expenditures, this being outside the $40,000,000 to be paid the French company and the $10,000,000 to Colombia, which sums will-come 'di rectly , from the treasury. The act provides that ; appropriations for the construction of the canal shall not ex ceed in the aggregate $iri5,000,000. but it is very doubtful if that sum will be sufficient to complete the work. It is more likely to. reach $200,000,000, for undoubtedly difficulties will be met with the cost to overcome which can not now be estimated with any degree of accuracy. But once undertaken by the United States the construction of the canal will be completed at whatever cost. TAKK IIO STEP BACKWARD. The- attempt to pipe-line through the new revenue bill an Ingenious scheme that would nullify the ruling of the supreme court on the assessment of the franchises of public utility corporations should be resisted and defeated by the legislature. These corporations -ap pealed to the supreme court from the assessment of the tax commissioner of Omaha and the court laid down as the basis of franchise taxation of this class of corporations the value of their stocks and bonds after deducting therefrom the assessed valuation of their .tangible property. This ruling was on all fours with the declsiou rendered by the circuit aud supreme courts of the United States and should by rights be applied to the valu otlon for taxation of the properties of all corporations enjoying franchises as common carriers. The proposition to set aside the supreme court decision and adopt a new basis for the assessment of the property of one or more of these public utility corporations Is wrong In principle and wrong in practice. The taxpayers of this city, as repre sented through the Omaha Real Estate exchange, were forced Into the courts by the franchise-holding corporations and for uenrlv two years were compelled to carry ou the eoutest at great expense and an Immense amount of hard nrk It was confidently exacted that the legislature would extend the principle i.. , i . . am uowu uy me supreme court de cision for the taxation of public utility corporations to the railroad companies, telephone companies and public carriers of every description in the assessment of their properties for state, county and municipal purposes. Whether the legls lutiire adopts or rejects this mode of taxation, for railroad aud telegraph com :"". ii crnaiuiy would ih repre hensible for it to deprive the rank and tile of taxpayers of Omaha, I.nolu and every other town of the benefits that have accrued to them by reason of the supreme court's decision. It is conceded on all hands that the franchises of corporations that enjoy the monopoly of supplying cities with gas. water, electric light, street railways uud telephone constitute by far the most valuable asset of these 'corporations, which are stocked aud bonded any where from five to fifty limes the value of their tauglble property. The assump tion thut the gross receipts of these corporation for a slugle year would represent as aejic as jtu t tk fraacbJae value of these corporations Is unwar ranted and absurd. The most conservative estimate of the loss which the city of Ouiahn alone would sustain by a change from the lasls laid down by the supreme court to the basis proposed by the public utility corporations would be $."o.h a year In taxes and thnt amount would be saddled upon all the other taxpayers. The loss that South Omnlia, Lincoln and other towns and cities In Nebraska, that do not own gas, electric lighting or water supply plants, or street railways, would le proportionate, but eveu If the loss was trivial the principle Is wrong and should be resisted at all hazards. It Is equally' wrong with regard to ono class of franchlsed corporations as with another, equally wrong whether applied to telephone, gas, water or street rail way companies. If the cities of Nebraska are to be compelled to liear the burdens which in Justice should be borne by the railroads they certainly should not be made to bear also In addition thereto the burdens that have been Justly imposed by the supreme tourt upon public utility cor ;xrntloiiK whose profits all come from the special privileges they enjoy In the respective cities. EFFECT OA' THK MvyET MARK IT. A good deal of Interest is being mani fested in eastern financial Circles as to the possible effect upon the money mar ket of tne coming payments on Panama canal account. The auioiint Involved is $."0,KiO,OUO, of which $40,0110,000 will go to the French owners of the canal and $10,000,000 to the Colombian govern ment. It Is not yet certain when these pnyments will be made, but It is thought the time Is near enough to give them claim to consideration as a factor In the money market. This money Is to be taken from funds In the possession of the treasury, in the form either ot cai-li or of bank deposits. It is not to be ob tained by n sale of bonds, the author ization given by the Spooner act to the secretary of the treasury to borrow re lating wholly to supplying the money for constructing the canal. It Is pointed out that to withdraw the $."0,000,000 from the cash In the treas ury would not leave a safe working bal ance and a part of the amount will have to be taken from the government tie posits with the banks. There has been some fear expressed that in the present condition of the money market any con siderable withdrawal from the banks of government deposits might have a bad effect, but the Financial Chronicle does not take this view, saying that the mar ket's cash resources should be strength ened, at least temporarily, by what the treasury pays from Its cash on hand, since this would be held and used by the domestic banks receiving it until gold exports shovld absorb It. It seems quite certain, however, that the pay ment of this money, if It shall require a large withdrawal of the government's deposits, must somewhat aggravate the existing rather unfavorable conditions. A SUIT AGAINST TtiADKS VSIONS. The strike of street car employes at Waterbury, Connecticut, has attracted very general attention chiefly because of the lawlessness that marked It, which made necessary the calling out of tbe militia. There is another phase of the conflict, however, which Is of Interest and this Is the civil suit for $20,000 dam ages brought by the street railwny com pany against the union of street car employes and the several trades unions that aided the strikers, principally in the way of a boycott We believe this is the first suit of the kind in thU country, but there Is Eng lish precedent In the recent famous Taffvale case, in which a railroad com pany obtained heavy damage from labor organisation on account of Injuries to It resulting from a strike.- In that case Judgment was rendered against the labor organization on the ground that Its agenta had caused acts In themselves unlawful to b.e committed to the Injury of the company. The English court de clared that a strike In Itself was lawful, hence no damage could be claimed slm ply because of a strike; but If lu prose cutlng a strike the union or Its agents enrry It ou by unlawful means, then the union may be sued and mulcted In damages if tbe charges of unlawful con duct le proved. It was also held that a conspiracy to Injure an employer by unlawful means exposes strikers to re prisals of this character In the courts, It appears evident that the suit brought by the Waterbury street car company Is an attempt to establish the English precedent in American jurisprudence, therefore the result will have' great aud general irterest. It Is probably a safe prediction that the company will not win. , AsslHtant Attorney tieuiral Heck In his argument for the government in the Northern Securities case make. it plain that the merger deal Is st.nply a cleverly concocted ruse to get around legal ob stacles iu the way of absorption of com peting railway lines. It would le Inter esting, simply as a matter of informa tion, to know what lawyers worked the scheme out for the merger magnates and how long It took them to perfect It. Members of the city council re kl.-Knly vote overlaps in spite of the' plain pro vision of the chatter that renders them and their bondsmen liable for expendi tures In excess of available funds. Sooner or later the taxpayers will muster courage enough to protect their interests by instituting suits against the bonds men, thus putting an end to the periodic raids on the city treasury in the inter ests of frauchlsed corporations. The Interior Nebraska cities aud towns are gradually awakening to the Iniquity of railroad exemption from muulclpul taxation. The tax-shirking of the rail roads plies the burdeus up ou the other property owners In every one of them Tbe mora they lowlt Into lh facta the more sure they will be to Join In the demand for local assessment of railroad properly for city and town purposes. According to Senator Money of Mis sissippi, the PostofVce department has made the people of the south hate Uie administration by reviving the race Issue. The fact Is, however, that the democrats of the south have themselves revived the race Issue and If they did not have that as a pretext for antag onizing the administration they would devise some other excuse. Having put the canal treaty through the senate with such dispatch,, the sena tors will be wondering why they didn't do It before the regular session ad- ourued without necessitating a call for an extra sitting. Small Chunk of Coal Troth. Philadelphia Press. If anybody Imagines the proposed tax' on coal would be paid by the operators he Im agines a vain thing. Tbe tax, like any in- rcase In the miners' wages, would be paid by the consumers. A Few Needed Lessons. Chicago Record-Herald. It Is claimed that tbe railways of Great Britain didn't kill a passenger last year. If this Is true It might pay some of tbe Americans who are running railroads to go over there and take a few lessons. Plenty of Fan at Home. Detroit Free Press. Frankly, we do not believe the reports that the president is greatly annoyed be- ause the special session of the senate delaying his hunting trip. It Is Just juch fun for Mr. Roosevelt to tree a senator as to tree bear. DlTlslon of Property In Banks. Indianapolis Journal. In 1876 there were 208,486 owners of the 05,000,000 capital of national banks. The average share being worth $100, the average number of shares to each holder was 24.1. Only 767 persons held more than $50,000 of stock. The report this year shows that there are 330,124 shareholders and $673,000, 000 of capital, or 20.4 shares to each share holder. That Is, while the capital stock has Increased 34.6 per cent the number of shareholders has increased 58 per cent. This means that the division of property bas gone on faster than tbe Increase In amount. Have Yon Got Yonr Share f New York Tribune. A current circulation of $30, barring a tiny fraction, for every mad, woman and child In the commonwealth is probably the best showing ever made by any nation the price of a cow or a spring overcoat for everybody. Its distribution is a trifle Ir regular, bat. that Is like the sea's level, always In a state of disturbance and rectifi cation. Those who haven't got their share of the $30 are not forbidden to hustle for It, and for those who have more the get rich quick concerns stand ready to redress their balance with neatness and dispatch when ever they are so minded. Btandlaar for the Foil Cradle. London News. No ruler, ancient or. modern, . has ever hazarded so audacious an utterance as President Roosevelt's shirt-sleeve lecture to American women on account ot the lazl ness which leads them to eschew matrl mony and the jeacUig of. families. Only those who are awjira what a woman citizen of the trnlted Stat& can be when she likes will appreciate the recklessness ot a states man who, not content with fighting bears In tbe Rocky mountains, must needs pile the Pelion of tbe black problem upon the Ossa of the trusts, with a view, apparently. to attacking' the goddesses in Olympus itself. The divinities of Dana Olbson have already remarked that President Roosevelt at any rate practices what he preaches Judging by photographs, his family seems to be as lusty, and in the cast of the boys, untidy, as any philosophic backwoods man need desire. It is, moreover, remark able that most of the more strenuous per sonalities In the political arena have been of recent years men of domesticated tastes. Gladstone. Disraeli, ' Chamberlain, Lord Salisbury, the kaiser and tbe ciar are only a few of tbe nr.mea which immediately sug gest themselves to the advocates of "Home, Sweet Home," as opposed to the club for women ot celibate aspirations But it Is not against the men that Presi dent Roosevelt brings hi accusation. WHO'S WHO 13 COWGRF.SS. "Hlstorlar' Document of Cnlqne Ii portance. Philadelphia Ledger. A recent refined criticism ot tbe tendency of contemporary literature discerns that the writing of history, properly so described, has ceased. It has been supplanted by biography. That is to say, there is now adays little Interest in the large currents of events; no one Is occupied with tbe philosophy of progress; men, rather than epochs or movements, are studied, and his tory has become an elaborate curiosity of personage. Viewed in the light of this tendency, the Congressional directory is an historical document of unique Importance, containing as It dooe biographies of the notable figures who wrestle In the arena of national af fairs. A new edition of this Invaluable compendium affords the student access to sources at once illuminating and enter taining. Biography loses nothing by being self-Indicted, and when the autoblograph- crs are Ingenious with the fresh candor of the American politician we may reason ably expect a series of memoranoa ricn In elements of the picturesque which ac cordingly we find ia this little regarded publication. The Congressional Record may rurnisn the text of an occasional act. display the motive and Intention of legislation and even trace the political history of the nation. bin what fact noted iu Its pages s nines with the Interest attarhlng to .the Infor matlon. now first Imparted to an eager world, that the wife of the member from Carrollton. 111., is Interested In philan thropy? The tourh of reality Is laid upon an event which might, on a merely casual view, be passed as of slight significance In the broad course of human history when the fact emerges that an "all-day downnour of rain" fell In Arkansas on the fateful day that sested a new member from that commonwealth In tne rirty. eighth congress. Vast Illumination falls upon large questions of national policy when It la learned that another new mem. ber was Interested In athletics when be was In colloce: International affairs are trans figured In the great white light of the fact that a modest gentleman from Iowa was IniDortuned for yeats to run for congress. but persistently refused; .while the colossal Interests of epoch-making treaties shrink Into Insignificance beside the consldratlon that Ohio now sends as a congressman man who since lSSU has been engaged la the manufacture of flannelette undergar ments at 8anduiky, Clyde. Fremont and Tiffin. These are the original sources to which the future historian will turn to fill out adorn aud vivify the barsa outlines of bis couatrjr's story. BITS OF WASHISOTO LIFE. Selection of flormnn as Leader rata Crept an the Rrynn Door. Major John M. Carson, the dean of Wash ington correspondents, in a letter to the Philadelphia Ledger sketches the trend of sentiment among the democrats In congress on Dryanlsm as manifested In the election of Senator Arthur Pue Oormsn as leader of the minority In the Vnlted States senate. Mr. Carson Is thoroughly posted on political events at the national capital. Is an ac curate and unbiased chronicler of events and his statements will prove Instructive if not pleasing to tbe bourbons ot tbe west. He writes as follows: The selection of Arthur rue Oormsn, Immediately upon his return to the senate. as the democratic leader, has been heralded as a heavy blow to Bryan and Bryanlsm, and as Indicating a change of feeling on the part of the senators of his party. It does not Indicate that. It Is a matter of course manifestation of a sentiment which bas long existed. "Senate democrats are not Bryan men, and have not been for a long time. Nat urally, In the Interest of party harmony, they have refrained from giving public ut terance to their feelings, and hence It may have been assumed that they were still Bryanttes. The average democratic sena tor wants harmony, and, while he is rad ically opposed to Bryan, he does not think it necessary to drive Bryan's friends out of the party by saying unpleasant things about their leader. Yet, when the occasion arises, as when Gorman was chosen for leader, the democratic senator does not hesitate to take action which is highly disagreeable to the Bryanttes. 'When the Fifty-seventh congress ad journed there was hardly a Bryan man In the senate certainly not a single out spoken Bryan man. It remains to be seen whether among the new senators there are any who are Irretrievably committed to Bryanlsm. One or two of them come to Washington with the reputation ot being devoted to the Nebraska man, but It has been observed that a very short experience In the senate Is all that is needed to trans form a Bryan man into an opponent of Bryanlsm. 'When it is said that the democrats of the senate have not for a long time had any use for Bryanlsm, it must be remem bered that among these senators are come who were formerly noted as among the most rampant defenders of the Chicago platform of 1896, If not of the Kansas City platform of 1900. Senator Bailey was one of the strongest defenders of free silver few years ago. Senator Carmack, even after his election to the senate, wa under stood to be violent on the subject of Bry anlsm. Senator Daniel is the man who was put forward as the silver candidate for chairman at tbe Chicago convention, when Senator Hill was defeated. Senator Du bois came over to the democratic party on the free ' sliver question, as did Senator Teller. Senator Money claimed the honor of being the original Bryan boomer. VA year or more ago Mr. Bryan came to Washington, as had been his custom, to instruct the party leaders on his views of public policies. He bad often done It be fore, and bad always been listened to with attention. In 1900 when he paid his regu lar visit to Washington the senators of his party deserted the chamber arid swarmed out Into the marble room, eager to shake him by the band and assure him of their devotion. But in 1902, for the first time, Mr. Bryan met with a distinct shock. Some ot tbe democratic leaders in the house re ceived his Instructions as of old, and there was little, if any, change there. But when be went over to the senate he met with an entirely different reception. . "Democ ratio senators refused to listen to him. It was not only the men who had supported him simply for the sake of regu larity, such as Pettus and Clay, who took this attitude, but even bis former stalwart supporters, such as Dubois and Carmack. Mr. Bryan went bock to Lincoln and never since then bas be held a levee In tbe marble room. "Almost at that very time leading sena tors were conferring with New York demo crats, with a view to reorganizing the party, dropping Bryanlsm and carrying the state. It was in these conferences that the Parker boom originated, in consequence of the Impression that Judge Parker would be the gubernatorial candidate thaf. year. When the congressional campaign was organized- Senator Carmack secured . the selection of James M. Griggs of Georgia aa chairman. "This move was rather a surprise to some who bad watched the steady repudiation of Bryan by the senators, for Griggs had the reputation of being a Bryan - man. The selection wasf made advisedly, however. Orlggs conducted tbe campaign, as far as he could, on tbe tariff and trust Issues, and showed as strong a desire to get away from the Issues which had wrecked the party as any senator could bave wished. He went even further than Carmack, for be. dropped the Philippine Issue as well as "the silver issue, much to the Tennessee sena tor's surprise and somewhat to his disgust. 'Bryan was Ignored throughout the cam paign and such speeches as he made were delivered, not at the instance of the com mittee, but the the Invitation of private clubs. 'It Is not too much to say that for a year past there bas not been a single out and out Bryan man In the senate. Even such men as Senator Tillman, while undoubtedly folding their old opinions, have acquiesced n the elimination of Bryan from senatorial councils, and have made no protect against It. Such men as Bailey, formerly among bis strongest supporters, have taken the lead in his elimination. The determined attitude of the senate democrats has In fected tbelr colleagues In the house to a considerable extent. 'All this is not to say that Bryan s In fluence among the people who followed him Is In any respect decreased. Senators do not always represent the rank and file and among the western supporters of Bryan the old Bentlment may be as strong as ever. It certainly Is as strong as ever among some of the men In the house of representatives. But it Is a certainty that Brvan cannot control the fenate, or even secure Its attention. He knows it. i and he stays away. I ,"The election of Senator Gorman to the i leadership, therefore, did not represent any i change In sentiment or policy. He would have been the leader a year ago if he had been In the senste. What it did represent j was desire on the part of the democrats . to secure a capable commander." I DellalB a Philosopher. Philadelphia Ledger. A correspondent asks us what a philos opher Is. We can't define the thing, but we know one when we see him. A citizen of New Jersey takes a vacation of six months every year. Asked the reason, he said: "Well, you know, when a man's dead, he stays dead so long." "shakes PROPER DICT'! t, PLEASING i w THE OLD Absolutely Puro THERE, iS tW SUBSTITUTE A BIOGRAPHER'S BLl'NDEnS. Assault on Good Rama of a Western Character Vigorously Resented. Philadelphia North American. The sister of J. B. Hlckok, alias Wild Bill, a noted frontier fighter of the last century, has written a letter to a Chicago paper, taking strenuous exception to sev eral statements In a biographical sketch ot her picturesque brother, written by a per son pretending to have been bis intimate friend. Tbe writer of the Bketch appears not to have known .even the right name of the untamed hero of the Wild West, but his errors in that matter are of little impor tance. What the sister resents most sharply is a gross misrepresentation of Wild Bill's disposition and fighting method. Evidently the biographer rehearsed one of tbe old tales ot Bill's handlness with a pair of six-shooters and pictured him in the act of putting twelve bullets through some nefarious person's left eye In two seconds, for the late Mr. Hlckok's sister declares with some asperity that there are plenty of people in Illinois who knew him and "who would not for one moment believe that be would Bhoot a man twelve times when once was sulTlolent." The natural presumption is wholly against the biographer and in favor of hie critic. No man was so destitute of Judgment as to empty both his guns unnecessarily, and leave, himself practically disarmed at any stage of the proceedings In a frontier de bate, could have achieved the eminent posi tion which Mr. Hlckok occupied at the Round Table of the Wild West. Like the gentleman referred to in California's eple poem. It would have been said of him: , In his bloom he went up the flume In the days of Forty-nine. The late Wild Bill pervaded the frontier from the Rio Grande to the Cheyenne for fifteen years, the crack of his gun waa equivalent to a notification to the coroner wherever It was heard and It Is not recorded of him that he was a squanderer of ammunition. He was an efficient agent of moral regeneration in Abilene and other tough towns and it Is self-evident that he never could have effected any of the mu nicipal reforms which history attributes to blm had he been so shiftless as to shoot, a man twelve times when once waa sufficient. PERSONAL MOTES. Dr. William A. Munn, former president of the Colorado State Medical society and recently the head of tbe Board of Health, of Denver, is dead. Urael Zangwlll, when asked recently what special outdoor pastime he loved the most, replied characteristically: "All forms of locomotion except baloonlng." "Prince Albert Kakailimoku Kumulakha, last descendant of King Kamebamrha of Hawaii, Is dead." Peace to his name, which Is safe from the obituary poet, anyhow. A girl in New York saved a man's life by snatching him from In front of a locomotive. Then sho violated all the traditions ot romance by disappearing unidentified, In stead of falling In love with and marrying the man. It is of current note that every man who sat at Lincoln's council table bas been dead for years past but John H. Reagan, Jeffer son Davis' postmaster general, who is get ting along toward the 90-year mark and is one of the briskest of Texans. A fund is being raised In Tennessee, at the suggestion of Col. Jeremiah Baxter through the Nashville News, for the pur chase of the Andrew Jackson relics at the Hermitage. The Ladles' Hermitage so ciety has made the first contribution ot $250 to the fund. The public reception to ex-Speaker Hen derson on his return to Dubuque is to be of a non-partisan character. The date has not been set as yet. Colonel Henderson will be met there by a committee composed of leading members of both parties on his arrival from New York. The state ot New Hampshire still re tains the ancient custom of an annual day of fasting and prayer by the governor's appointment. Governor Bachelder and council have this year designated Thurs day. April 23, as the day. Saturday. May 2, has been appointed by them as Arbor Day in the same state. Consul George Sawter went to Guayaquil, Ecuador, to take the post left vacant by the death of Thomas Nast. Arriving there, he discovered that yellow fever was raging and Immediately took passage bark to the I'nlted States. On landing In New York he found that another office had been seeking him in his absence. While still at sea be had been nominated by President Roosevelt as an atmlMnnt appraiser of merchandise at the port of New York. OUR HAT LABEL We don't make Hats, but we get the beat wa can find. Made by the best makers, and guaranteed by them to bold their color and give satisfaction. x We have enough confidence in these Hats to put our label In them. That makes them as good as the best they cost a dollar or so less however. $2.50, $3.00, $3.50, $4.00 AO V LOT 111 SO FITS LIKE OURS. RELIABLE: 0) SMILINO REMARKS. D Style Was Eve a Bummer girl? Ounbusta Well, not exactly; but she wni very prominent In the Fall. New York Times. Blngs What are you going to do with that stick ot dynamite old mnT Bangs I'm going to blow a poms plaster off my breaat. Indianapolis Newa. "Well, I see the New York police gets it In the neck this time." "What do you mean?" The latest order obliges them to wear a fresh collar every day." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Doea your wlfa favor woman's suf frage?" "I don't know that she does," answered Mr. Meekton. "There's no use of her dress ing up and going to the polls to vote when she can send me." Washington Star. "What you need," the doctor told him, "Is more sleep." . . "1 know It." said the haggard man, "but how am I going to get It? There's a bshy on the floor above u that's cutting teeth and a family with a phonograph on the floor below us." Chicago Tribune. -Pshaw!" cried the newly arrived spirit; "you ancients had no great captains of In dustry. Take our Beef trust for Instance. See what It has done." "Oh, I don't know," replied the Shade of Noah, quietly. "I cornered ail the live stock In the worid at one time." Philadel phia Press. Aunt Fannv And you can spell lots of big words now I suppose? Grade Yes, but I can't always spell them the right way. New York Times. Angrily the agriculturist glares at the ram which has butted him through tht side of the barn. .... , "Drat ye!" he exclaims; "drat ye! Id sell ye to the butoher this very day If It wasn't I could wait another week and get 40 cents a pound for ye as spring lamb. ' Judge. MOHtiAJT'S ADDRESS TO THE SENATE. 8. EJ. Klser In the Record-Herald. I come not here to talk. You know too Ml The story I would tell you. But this ditch. The bright sun rlsea to his course and Yon dUch'a banks! Ha sets and his last beams . ... . Fall on that ditch not Nicaragua s ditch, Of which I would that I might say a word. If I had but the time ano gin oi ipwu But that Ignoble hole of Pasmnau t ip That reeking, foul and fever-haunted rut. Dug past some doien paltry -villages, Strong In some hundred odors, only great In that strajige spell a debt. ITaxh hour mv ahosta Of Its dead victims haunt the thing, Cry out against it: nut mis very uw An honest man. my neighbor I nam An honest man. name no names- Cried: "Rise! Rise, Morgan, say a word Agaln'thls crime thla shameful thing! Sit not In servile silence! Are you speecniess, dumb. That Hghtful protest may not pas your I kno'w a? better course I that speak to ye I told you of It once. A pleasant way Full of all beauties and of easy grades, Of sweet and quiet scenes, with here and there A tall volcano throwing aahea out In graceful showers. VTnw T Inved That glorious scheme! Younger by forty Thanyou behold me now, I took It up To descant on Ms fair advantages i And win your ravor lor ii. in ran anon. ..Inn That r-leaslng fad of mine was slain! I saw The friends that I naa won aewen-. uui here I rise, at last, from silence to rry Shama! Have ye good ears? Then I will open my mouth and speak! ' I have few words, but I can say them o er and o'er; You shall not stop me ere I say my piece. For I can sleep and talk If needs must be, And eating still declaim! YW here t stand And here ye sit and read the while I talk Of that which- needs no honest praise or mine , M Whv. but Its very name should be a charm To win you to Its favor! And once again . Hear me. ye walls that echo back the words . I've said and still will say: Again I swear That Nicaragua shall be ditched! 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