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Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Slate of Nebraska, Douglas County, as.: George B. Tischuck. secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning. Evr.lng and Bundar Bee orlnted during the month 01 February. 190J, was as follows: 1 20.1HO J U.flUO 3 o,(utw 4 SU,(MMI ( 0,4tK) ( 3O.RT0 7 so.n.io g 211.200 t ao.tuu 10 8M.BOO li au.tuw 1J 30,MO U 80.H40 14 30,070 1, 29,42ft 16... 17... 18... 19... to... 21... 22... 23... ... . 1,320 .31,540 .31,400 .81,450 .31,610 .31,070 ,JI,21MI ,.S1,HU .31,850 .81,M) 25. 28 S1.S20 27 .31,tH) 28 81,780 Total Less unsold .;. .853,432 ind returned copies.... 0.34 Net total sales 844.08 Net average sales 80,145 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my p.esence and sworn to before me this &tn day of February, A. u, WOJ. U. B. HUNGATE. (Seal.) - Notary Public. It Is a safe proposition for every legislator to vote against every measure be does not understand. Douglas county commissioners do not appear to take much Interest ' in tbe question of Interest on county funds. It turns out that that Hartley cigar box never bad a ltd on it But will that make it easier to get at the con tents? Douglas county willingly sends to the state penitentiary tbe execution scaffold no longer required here and It doesn't care If It never comes back. What property Is worth for sale and Income It Is worth also for taxation. That Is the rule applied to Individual taxpayers, and why not also to the rail roads and the. other big corporations? Opinion prevalent at "Washington is to tbe effect that the extra session of tbe senate will come to a close by the end of next week. The rest of the country would be glad to. share, In this opinion, A Jersey preacher will attempt to prove that St Tatrlck was a Baptist and not a Romanist It would be well for him, however, to draw the line at trying to disprove bis Irish nationality Does any one Imagine the railroad lobby at Lincoln would not be fighting the proposed revenue bill If it in any way Interfered with the enjoyment by tbe roads of the Immunity from taxa tion they now possess? When the opposition to the merger of city and county governments Is traced down to its sources It will be found to be Inspired by two motives tbe cor poration mania to shirk taxes and the politician itch for salaried office. No political party has any copyrlgbt on tax reform. Tbe demand for equal taxation of railroad property with other property should command the. support of every conscientious and honest mem ber of the legislature Irrespective of politics. - President diaries M. Schwab of the United States Steel trust has been sighted In Paris on the eve of bis re turn departure for the United States, looking tbe picture of health. A man coming back to a million dollar job from which he came so near being dis located ought to look tbe picture of health. . Tbe death of Paramount" Blount seems to have created scarcely a ripple In the sea of public opinion, although for a short while only a few years ago he occupied a place at tbe very front of the political Ktnge. The explanation doubtless is that there has been a long succesHlon of paramount Unites since Blount was paramount. Governor Garvin of Rhode Island de clares that bribery Is so common In that state that many members of tbe legis lature occupy euts attained by the pur chase of votes uud thereuou calls uou the legislators In quetttlou to Institute an Inquiry to detect the bribery and prose cute the brlle givers. This la very much 'like askiug the lawmakers to help find evidence agnlust themselves. While .the tichool board Is revising Its rules, it might aUo lueonorate a few restrictions on the irresistible dUposi tlon of member to use tbe influence of their positions to procure tbe appoint inent or promotion ns teachers and eta ploye of their own relatives or deieud en Is. The law prohibits tuemlers fro:u being pecuniarily Interested directly or Indirectly In school contracts and tucv ought. to be prohibited IlkewUe fenm belug pecuniarily Interested In the cm plojiuent of teaching and janitor force, Dully Hh (without 8unday, One Year. M Dully Hee ami Hunday. ;ne lear ' lllumratcd Hep. One icr ' Sunday liee. One Year ? " 6aturcmy Hoe. I ne Year. Twentieth Century Farmer, One Year., i.wi DISTRIBUTION THAT DOKS KOT DIS TRIBUTE. The distribution of railroad property values oil a mileage baaia for taxation puriKiscn mny be mlnpntly sonntl, but under tbe nirtliods pursued In the as segment of Nebraska, railroads tUo dis tribution baa been a delusion and a snare. - The railroads of Nebraska constitute Integral piirts ' of several systems that have been merged and capitalized as a unit. The Hurlington system, for ex- ample. Includes from . twenty-five to thirty railroads, chartered In Illinois, own, Nebraska. Missouri" and Mlftne-1 sota, under various names, ssome or hese railroads, like the Atchison & Ne- iraska, were competing lines. Others I arc lines constnicted by the original Hurlington company under different I names. All of these railroads are welded together and operated under one I general , management The stocks of these various compnnies have been ex- changed for Northern Pacific and Great Northern 4 per cent bonds at 2X cents on the dollar regardless of their original value. In other words, the Burlington system has become one and Indivisible both In its capitalization and operation, and, therefore, under the unit system should be assessed as one property and pay taxes for every mile of its line In proportion of the total mileage to the capitalized value of the system. The Burlington system In Nebraska comprises 2,416 miles of road, and the proportion this mileage bears to the ag gregate capitalization of the entire sys tem constitutes Its value for taxation. A correct and honest distribution of the value of the Burlington system on the mileage basis would entitle each county nnd school district to have Its exact pro rata of the total value of the cap!- talizatlon In proportion to 'the number of miles of Burlington railroad In the county or school district under what- ever name It may have been originally chartered. ' ' 1 But under the nresent method of dls- tributlon In Nebraska the Burlington system Is' subdivided Into fifteen rail- roads, each havln a different mileage I itallzatlon of the system. It bas been the custom of state boards to assess the 191 miles of Burlington road . from Possible In several ways. The sugges riattsmouth to Kearney as the main Uon ,s made that 80 lon6 as the rail- line nnd credit It with the bulk of the traffic, although everybody knows that tbe main line of the Burlington does not terminate at Kearney, but extends westward from Hastings on to Denver. while another main line extends to a connectlon with the Great Northern at Billings. While the main line Is pre- sumed to extend from Plattsmoutb to Kearney,, It Is not credited with the valuable terminals at Omaha, which are all presumed to be distributed to the so- called Omaha Southwestern road, that figures on the map as a road fifty miles long, but a fact is as much a part of the main line as tbe line from Platta- mouth to Lincoln. The Upshot of all this juggle la that only five of the South Tlatte counties are credited with main line valuation, while the other thirty- eight counties are credited merely with Pwer8 of tlje Interstate Commerce com branch line assessments at from $3,500 mission In a very Important degree. It to $4,000 per mile. What is true of the Burlington Is true slderably greater than It before pos also of tbe Union Pacific. The Union sessed and which If properly exercised Pacific system is capitalized as a unit should keep every railroad in obedience at more than $100,000 per mile. Its stocks and bonds cover the entire sys- lem, whether It was formerly Incor- poratod as the Omaha & Republican Valley road or Black Hills line, and by rights the, value of the whole system In Nebraska should be distributed on an absolutely equal mileage basis instead of being distributed ns now at $9,800 per mile from Omaha to the Wyoming line, and one-third of that valuation to the counties traversed by the Omaha & Republican Valley road. Under the present Jughandle assess- ment system the terminals at Omaha are presumed to be distributed to the counties on the line from Omaha to Sidney, whereas they should be dis tributed over the entire system on ex actly tbe same value per mile as the line from Omaha westward. In the unguage of John N. Baldwin, under the unit avsteni of taxation. "Each miw of the line that contributes to the hulldlnir tin of the terminals In Omahn should have an eaual proportion of the 'value of the terminals for taxation purposes." This would be honest and sound rtia- tributlon for state, county and school district taxation. Every attempt to separate the trunk lines from the h1- ance of tbe system is simply an Ingen ious scheme to. nullify tbe principle of unification In order to exempt a large percentage of tbe capital represented by railroads from Its just share of taia- lion. This does not, however, cover the tn in tlon of railroad terminals and Im- provements for municipal purposes which cannot be distributed, but should 1h assessed the same as any other class of property. . aspscts or THK Labor SITUATION. While labor la well employed through- out the ountry. there Is a good deal of unrest among wage earners and some aspects of the situation are rather dls - quieting. Threateneo. strikes are more than ordinarily numerous nnd some of these, should they occur, could not fall to have uu effect Injurious to the gen - eral prosperity. It Is reported that preparations are being made for a strike In the building trades throughout the country on May 1, "which may Involve 500,000 workmen. ,lt is easy to under- stand that this would be a very serious uwUT, for a general strike-of men ln thr building trades would affect numer- ous industries and force out of employ- metit a rreat number of other workmen. In other directions dissatisfaction with existing conditions Is being shown and there is apprehension that thccomlng summer may witness an unusual ex tent of labor disturbances. - ? Tbe explanation of this situation Is found in tbe increased price of cott modities, with which the advance In wages in most Industries has not kept pace. This leads the working classes to feel that they are not receiving their share of the prevailing prosperity. It Is not groundless view, at leas, as to many of them, but will they lietter their condition by resorting to Indust.liil war fare' That Is a question which would seem to lie worthy of their serious con sideration, since it Is a pretty well established fact that widespread labor troubles are productive of Industrial prostration. The situation plainly sujr gests that tbe era of general peaceful relations between capital and labor Is still . remote ana tnat mere is yet ue niand for the most earnest efforts of thoe who are anxious to pronute In- dtistrial peace. It U a very simple mat ter to theorize on the subject and to say that harmony between employers and employes Is essential to business success and tbe general welfare, but It Is1 ex tremely difficult to find a practicable way of securing this most desirable con- dltlon. As It Is the chief If not the only menace to a continuance of prosperity Is the danger of widespread labor con fllcta. VBXSRVINQ THK LAW. There appears to be a general de termination on the part of the railroads of the country to observe the antl rebate law in letter and in spirit.' Such action as has been taken In this dlrec tlon Indicates tbat at last railway man agers have concluded that it will be wise and expedient to obey the acts of congress and that it will be to their in terest and advantage to do so cun need no demonstration. In bis recent report the President of the Pennsylvania rail- roaa Baia tn" e 01888 01 rau rod men vere doln8 a ,n tl,elr Pwer t0 maintain schedules. Tney have rouna " Prontabie to do this ana with the additional incentive of the Elkins act tb7 my reasonably be expected to aanere t0 tuls policy, Is said that the organizations of eh,PPer whlch secured the enactment of tbe anu-rebate law are beginning to fear that t,u?y haye not bettered them- selves. There Is distrust It is stated. of the efficacy of tbe measure and it is j P,ntcd out thftt its evasion is . easily to nave Kreater demand upon the,r facilities than they can meet there ,s ,lttle danger of the law not being obeyed, but whenever times change and rthe roads are anx,ous for traffic the law ,8 lely to be evaded. That Is a possl- bl,lty ttbout whlcu shippers need not now disturb themselves. No one can tel1 w,tn certainty how long the exist ,n& prosperity will last The conditions Beem favorable to Its continuance for several years. Yet a change may come w,tlln a year. All that can be nsked or expected Is assurance that the railroads mean t0 observe the law and whenever 11 shall be found that they are not do,nS lt w111 be time to question the efficacy of the statute and consider what additional legislation mny be required, 1116 anti-rebate law has Increased the naB JPven that body an authority con to tue lav. The act Is comprehensive and ,ts provisions are clear and cannot 08 misunderstood. The receiver of a rebate may be punished as well as the &rer- 11 ,s a misdemeanor to accept as weH 88 to 8Tant a rebate. The law thus applies to shippers as well as to the common carriers and Is rendered doubly strong thereby. Evasion of the ,aw ,8 of course possible, but the danger of thls ,s minimized when the shipper may become Involved with the corpora tlon in a prosecution. Good results from the anti-rebate act are promised nnd can be confidently expected, but there ,8 8tm required of the commission due Itflance and care to see that the law Is observed in all respects. BODY BLOW TO URtAT&R OMAHA. Omaha is beset by foes from within and foes from without Every city of Omaha's commercial standing and popu ,at,on ha8 been striving for expansion so as to make the most favorable show- ,n of commercial growth and populn tlon' Greater New York has not only orDea urooaiyn. out otner neighbor lag townB and tillages that aggregate mor tDan one million In population -nicago nas annexea tne towns within I - . .... . a radius of more than fifteen miles and iouHy covers an area or im square miles. Cleveland. Detroit Louisville Indianapolis, Denver and scores of other cities have expanded within recent ear" Dy "nexauon or adjacent terrl ,ory' Omaha has not only failed lamentably ln Its ambition to overtoke rival cities, bllt ha suffered Irreparable Injury by tne Padded census of 1890 that placed Omaha In tbe retrograde column In 1900 with a deficit of over 40.000 population That damaging advertisement would have been averted but for the selfish shortsighted Interference of certain 1 franchlsed corporation managers, that I have defeated every effort to give I Omaha home rule and enlarged bound I arieg. 1 This cut-throat policy they have agoln I repeated In the present legislature In securing the defeat of the proiwsed con stltutlonnl amendment tbat would hnv I opened the way for the annexation of South Omaha and an eventual consoll I datlou of city and county governments. The uprising against tbe annexation of South Omaha and tbe Intrusion of fifty or sixty remonstrants ln tbe state I capltol was all worked up for the occa I slon and the extraordinary complaisance I with which tbe state senate lifted the I amendment bill out of its place In the - 1 calendar In order to satisfy the clamor- ons antl-anuexationists was part of the play. It does uot taka a mind reader to guess who paid the rare ror xnese patriots to rush to Lincoln and who assisted them so cleverly nnd ex pedltlously from behind the screen. On the one hand, two franchises are worth more than one franchise, and. on the other, the gnme of shuttlecock and battledore before tax commissioners can be more successfully played than If nil the property of a corporation were located within the boundaries of one city. South Omaha has, moreover, granted a franchise to an Independent telephone company. The annexation of South Omnha would have given the Independ ent telephone company an entrance Into Omaha, and the Bell Telephone com pany wants no competitors, conse quently It wants no annexation. Is It any wonder that Omaha Is not able to catch up with Its rivals In the race for supremacy? The biennial report of the auditor of Nebraska for 1882 shows that the total railroad mileage in this state was 1,044, assessed for $12,080,670, or f0,519.76 per mile. In 1002, 5,704 miles of railroad In Nebraska were assessed for $26,422, 732, or $4,636.02 per mile. Assessed at the mileage rate of 1882 tbe valuation for 1002 would have been $37,197,880, or $10,775,148 more than the railroads were assessed for last year. Within twenty years the railroad mileage has not only trebled, but the value of every mile of railroad In Nebraska has more than doubled. With nearly three times the mileage returned twenty years ago, the assessed valuation of the roads In Ne braska Is only a small fraction more than double. . .. When the primary election bill which Is being puHhed through tbe legislature by the Douglas delegation is carefully scrutinized It may be discovered that It does not merely contain safeguards BgM'nst affidavit voting and Imported voters at primaries which could bate been prevented by an enforcement of present election laws, but It will be found to also contain provisions de signed to promote factional schemes of disfranchisement It certainly would be ' a delegation which owed Its nomination to the lawless prac tlceB complained of should be so anxious to prevent their repetition. Senator Gorman bas set for himself as the leader of the democrats In con gress the task of bringing about party harmony as the first essential to revive party spirits in anticipation, of the next national campaign. On the other hand, Colonel Bryan seems to have had him self designated to see to it that no har mony of the Gorman brand Is accepted by his Kansns City platform following. It will now be In order for some self appointed peacemaker to appear who will undertake to harmonize Gorman and Bryan. If the very leteet charter revision oea Into, effect Oiiya. will be subdivided Into thirteen Wards, providing always that the franchlsed corporations will permit the city council to add six more councilmen to their own number, and providing further that the nine future councilmen of Omaha will consent to decrease the value of their own Im portance to the corporations ln propor tion to the Increase in the total number of councilmen. The bill authorizing railroads of Ne braska to place an unlimited amount of mortgages upon their properties has passed the bouse. What emergency there is for such legislation has not yet been disclosed, but there Is a well grounded suspicion that this measure Is designed to legalize the conversion of stocks Into bonds a la Burlington and Northern Pacific. There Is a provision In our city char ter which makes "every councilman re sponsible on bis bond for any approprl atlocs voted .in excess of the reveilles of the city against which the warrants msy legally be drawn. If this provision werr enforced once or twice the council would not be so reckless in voti'ig money for all sorts of things without Hid funds ln sight to pay the bills. Senator Cullom is said to have been taken severely to task for discussing In open session business . tbat should he transacted in executive session of tbe senate. It would be a good deal better If all of the senators should make tbe same mistake and quit the farce of sitting behind closed doors altogether. The secret session has long since lost every excuse for Its continuance. And now one of the Spanish cabinet ministers wants to hold a post mortem on tbe remains of tbe Maine to find out what was the cause of its sinking and whether the responsibility for Its de struction was properly laid at Spanish doors. So far as Spain is concerned. It might be a good plan for it to revise the old motto Into "Forget the Maine." Follows One Flaar Only. Chicago Chronicle. The latest political Insanity Is the pro posal to guarantee to Canada protection under the Monroe doctrine. Before that proposal csn be seriously considered Canada mutt decide under which flag It would like to be protected. The Monroe doctrine follows only one flag. Why Thejr Stick Tosretber. Bostcn Transcript. That the tnlted States government baa spent something like $75,000,000 on the transport aervlce out of and Into San Fran cisco helps to explain how the California conferential delegation has come to stand so solidly with Providence In carrying out the work of benevolent assimilation. Let Consumers Hejoleo. Indianapolis News. The 1100,000 that Armour Co. hope to save In telegraph tolls by establishing a wireless system of their own will be no concern of the consumer. The packers need all the money they can get, and when put to It. can generally set all they need Meantime, we think longingly of the por terhouse while ws eat tbe chuck. . THE NEW ELECTORAL COLLEGE. Effect of the Hew Aprtlomeat h Votes of States. New York Bun. The preildentlel election of 1004 will be the first held under the al tered representation ot states In tho electoral college and the changed division of delegates to the two national conventions based upon It. At every previous election held following a new apportionment tfc.e chief gain In rep resentation has gone to the states In the west. It will not be so In 1904. There will be no addition to western rep resentation through the admission of new states, the defeat of all statehood meas ures In congress leaving the number the same as in 1896 and 1900. In the whole territory west of the Mis sissippi the gains In electoral representa tion will be one member In California, one In Colorado, three In Texan, one in North Dakota, one in Washington and one In Missouri, eight In all. The eastern states gain twenty electors. The political Importance of the trans Mississippi territory seems likely to he fur ther diminished by the practical elimina tion of certain formerly "doubtful states." In 1900 Colorado, Idaho, Minnesota, Mon tana, Nebraska, Nevada, South Dakota and Washington had democratic or fusion gov ernors, and the state administrations were generally In the control ot the democrats or fuslonlsts. At present the only states In the west paving democratlo governors are Montana Nevada and Oregon, and Montana and Oregon were carried by the republicans at the last election by 10,000 and 15,000 majority respectively. Nevada Is the one state In this whole vast west ern territory which on the strength of the last election could be classified as "doubt ful." New York will have In 1904 thirty-nine electoral votes, a gain of throe. SCOPE OF IMMIGRATION ACT. Mkelr to Have a Wider Kftect Than Conarreas Intended. Philadelphia Press. The new Immigration law appears to have a much wider scope than congress Intended. It provides "that for the purposes of this act the words 'United States' aa used In the title as well as ln the various sections of this act shall be construed to mean the United States and any waters, territory or other place now subject to the jurisdiction thereof." This seems to extend tbe law over Porto Rico, Hawaiian Islands, Philip pine Islands, Alaska, Guam and Tutulla. These are .all under the jurisdiction of the United States, and while this point was not mentioned In the discussion of the subject to either branch of congress, the wording of the law apparently leaves no room for doubt. There la no reason why this act should not apply to the United States and all ter ritory under Its jurisdiction excepting the difficulty ln carrying it out. Tbe 2 head tax Is not necessary for some of these IsIandB, to which thousands of persons go, not to settle, but to labor, and their labor Is heeded. This Is the case in the Hawaiian Islands ln particular. No arrangement was provided for to extend the law over these various Islands, and that would require Im migration officials and conveniences. The local authorities, such as the Philippine commission, now look after Immigration in their respective spheres, but the new act. which to a large extent codifies the laws on the subject, puts this work all under the Treasury department, which now has noth ing to do with the Philippine Islands. The provisions of the law excluding per sons who have been or are insane, profes sional beggars, anarchists, contract labor ers, or those who are physically disabled. etc., and the fines inflicted on any person bringing to this country an alien afflicted with a loathsome disease will make the en forcement ot the law more difficult. As it will not be easy to apply the law to the Canadian border, Canadians being exempted from the head tax. Immigration by way of Canada will probably greatly Increase. The emigrants leaving Europe for Canada are much more numerous now than ever before; but a, large proportion .of them evidently go to Canada for the express purpose of getting Into the United States with com paratlve ease. The $2 head tax will help tbe Canadian steamship lines, which will not have to pay the tax. Immigrant from foreign countries might well be excluded from coming to the United States by way ot Canada. PERSONAL. NOTES. Senator Clark's first corner was ln bak ing powder. He. had all the stuff ln sight in one of the early Montana mining camps. Governor John L. Bates of Massachusetts has been elected president of the newly formed Old-Home Week association In his state. An automobile out in California ran away the other day Just as Admiral Schley ap proached. Is it possible that the chauf feur was a Spaniard who didn't know the war was over? Paul St. Peter Is to be president of the Window Glass Workers' association. If there Is anything ln a name he should be able to derive large profits from the stained glass window part of the trade. Lord Dundonald, speaking last week at the annual meeting of the Canada Dominion Artillery association, said that guns of that country were only fit for scrap Iron and the department correspondingly weak ln every way. Because the Inhabitants of Scltuate, near Boston, refused to hear a letter read from Thomas W. Law son expressing his views on liquor license at a town meeting be has reconsidered his promise to give the place a $50,000 soldiers' monument. W. A. Melbourne, said to be the oldest telegrapher ln the world, has removed from Swanwlck, 111., to Denver, where he Intends to pass the remainder of his days. He be gsn manipulating the keys ln 1847, and dur lng the civil war was attached to the army of the Potomac. Harry B. Tlerneys of St. Joseph, Mo. a student at nenricx seminary, hi iuis recently won the prize in tbe poem con test conducted by the king of Denmark The 'subject of the poems was tbe recen visit of the czarina ot Russia to her father, the Danish king. Flfty-fcur years ago thla month Presi dent James K. Polk signed tbe bill that made Minnesota a territory. Alexander Ramsey, who was appointed Its first gov ernor and was subsequently governor of the state, then United States senator, and aUerward secretary of war in tbe cabinet of President Hayes, still survives. Senator Depew's autobiography In the congressional directory, which occupied nearly a page In tbe late volume, haa been eclipsed by that of Robert Baker In the new directory. Baker Is the new demo cratic representative from Brooklyn, and the story of his life, about 1,000 words long, occupies considerably more than a page. Several hundred words are devoted to minor Incidents ln his career. John D. Long, forrrer secretary of the navy, who bas been under treatment at St. Margaret's hospital, on Mount Vernon atreet, Boston, for about two months, Is now making faat progress toward recov ery. He la able to ait up and has been enjoying this pleasant diversion for a few days. He la still under the eye of his physicians, but it Is said tbat he is gaining strength and may be able to leave the hos pital for hi borne in Hingbam within a few days. THE OLD Absolutely Puro THERE IS rJO SUBSTITUTE rtOlND ABOUT NEW YORK. Ripples on the Current of Life In the Metropolis. A New York preacher, rector of aa Epis copal church, with a congregation of the ultra-rich, threw a few verbal bombs among the worshippers during his sermon last Sunday. The strenuous hunt for the al mighty dollar was his theme. "We are In danger of a commercial decline," he said. 'because men, as a whole, are too much nterested in the selfish motive to get rich, and In consequence the great national questions are not getting the unbiased, un selfish, heartfelt consideration which they should have. There are thousands of men who do not take time to eat properly. The sidewalks are filled with a hurrying, rush ing, bustling crowd of men, women and children, who are rushing through life. This disposition Is stamping out family life and the state Is affected by it. "The dominant spirit to get rich Is tend ing to make our halls of government more like marts of commerce. Are not United States senators optioned in . some rases to the highest bidder? A poor man cannot go to the United States senate. The first con sideration Is always, 'Can I afford to go?' Another baleful result ot the mad rush for riches Is an age of dyspepsia, morose dis positions, sleepless nights and selfish hu manity. This kind of strenuoatty Is a sin." According to the calculations of the Bun, there are more than 1.250,000 natives of New York now resident In other states of the country, and very few of these, rela tively, adopted the advice given to New Yorkers many years ago to go west and grow up with the country. Only one state of the west haa a consid erable population of native-born New York ers, and tbat state Is, strange as the an nouncement may seem, Michigan. There are 160,000 natives of New York resident In Michigan more than 10 per cent of the whole number of native New Yorkers resi dent In other states. t After Michigan, but with a much smaller number of New York realdents, comes Illi nois. The two western states which have the largest number of native-born New Yorkers next to Michigan are Wisconsin and Minnesota. Emigration from the Empire state bas not been on the usual lines of travel through the middle west, but has been de cidedly toward the northwest, and especially into states along the Canada border. There are some curious facts shown ln the distribution of native-born New York ers through the country. There are nearly twice as many in California, on the distant Pacific, as there are In Missouri, ln the Mississippi valley. There are more natives of New York resident In tbe single state ot Massachusetts than In all the states of the south collectively. There Is a very small number of New Yorkers ln Indiana, and actually fewer by several thousand ln Ohio, one of the most populous states of the country, than In Connecticut, one of the smallest. The largest numbers of natives of New York resident In another state are found. of course, ln New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, which adjoins New York throughout nearly all its south boundary line and a portion of its west boundary line, has a considerable number, A New York lawyer tells of a contract he was called upon to draw a short time ago between a widow and a widower who had decided to pull together ln the matri monlal harness for the remainder of their natural lives. They had apparently pon dered every possibility, and to make sure of no disputes in the. future had agreed to reduce their agreements to writing. It was specified In the first place that the wife should hold and manage her own property absolutely and on her death It was to go to her natural heirs, unless she dlsDosed of It otherwise by will. He was to utter no criticism as to how she dls posed of the Income and she on her part agreed to purchase all her own clothing and Drovtde her' own pocket money. A similar provision In all respects was In serted as to the husband. It was further agreed that when the wife died she was to be laid beside her first husband and be was to repose In tbe same burial lot as his first wife. If a son were born to them he was to take the name of her first husband; if a daughter, the name of his first wife. The husband was to have the sole say aa to tbe furnishing of the library and his own sleeping apartments; she to control that of the rest of the house. The husband agreed to pay all tbe house hold expenses and the wife was to per sonally control and direct the housekeeping. Our Spring Hats as well as caps for spring wear are considerably different from the usual order in fact they are quite unusual. But are very becoming shapss to nearly every one and becoming in price as well--$2. 00 $2. 50 $3. 00-$3 Si - and $4- 00 Caps 50c to. $250- yo cLOTiusa Firs like ours. RELIABLE Neither should utter a word of criticism as to the attendance ot the other upon clubi or ether places of amusement. "They were four hours at my office In getting this thing settled," aald the lawyer "At one point the widower said, 'Sarah, you don't talk much like my first wife. She was willing to leave everything to me.' 'Yes tbe widow responded quietly, T was a fool, too, when I was first married. I know better now.' " The gorgeous marble mansion of Senator Clark of Montana, on Upper Fifth avenue, New York, Is slowly approaching comple tion. Through a lattice ot scaffolding the roof lines of the massive pile are already visible. It is easily tbe most massive and magnificent (If not the most artistic) private dwelling house in New York. The Clark house is always a stopping place for coaching parties. LAUGHING GAS. "flavor." "Well?" "Did Adam and Eve keep Lent?" "Certainly not. Eve didn't need to have any dressmaking done In order to be ready for Easter." Chicago Record-Herald. Teacher IJttle girl, wouldn't you like to be educated and make your mark In the world? Moll, the Waif Naw: watche glvln" me? Hit hain't de eddlcated ones that makes delr marka. Dey signs delr names. Balti more American. "You magazine editors," the critical per son was heard to remark, "accept stuff every month that a tlrat-class newspaper reporter would be ashamed to write." "We do the best we can," retorted the magazine editor, with spirit. "We can't . get the newspaper reporters to write for us." Chicago Tribune. ,. , The amplitude of vibration of the din-1 phragm of the telephone receiver in re '. firoduclng speech Is about the twenty-mil-: ionth of an inch. If you have any doubts ' about this. Just get out the old font rule ana measure lor yourseii. somervuiew Journal. 'Do I understand you to say. Senator Graft, that you will sustain and support the trusts r nowiea tne entnusiaaiio legis lator. tor calmly, "I did not say 1 would 'support' or 'sustain trusts, i merely sain 1 wouic 'hold them up. ' Baltimore Herald. v "Friend of mine today," said Mr. Kidder, "was talking of coming here to board." "I hope," remarked Mra. Staxvem, "you , were pleased to recommend our tame. "Sure! Told him It waa Just the thing for him. He's a pugilist, and wants to Increase his reach.' Philadelphia Catholic Standard. THE MAN WITH THE HOt HO! HO! A. J. Waterhouse In New York Times. I love the ringing music of a cheery, hearty laugh, For It routs the Imps of worry as the breezes scatter chaff. And there's not a sce..e of gladness known to mortals here below But Is made a little gladder by merry ho! ho! ho! For Merriment's a singer, and laughter Is his song, And where the singer alngeth the happy ' angels throng. For In all celestial anthems nothing sweeter Is, 1 trow, Than the melody that lures us ln a hot hot hoi ho! ho! You are feeling rather weary 'tis an oft- ' recorded tale And you fancy Trouble' demons all arc camping on your trail. Till you meet the man of laughter, with his cheery ho! ho! hoi And, some way, as you listen, all the haunting demons go; Then you vow that this pld planet Is a place ot Joy and cheer. And there's pleasure ln reflecting that you now are living here And you wouldn't for a fortune lose your grip on things below Ail because you hear the muslo of a ring ing ho! ho! hoi Two angels walk upon the earth, walk dally to and fro. The t ne is clad in robes of white, tho other In garb of woe. The voire ot one Is laughter; tbe other's Is a algh, Joy la the one, the other Woe; for souls of men they vie; And the one comes running, running, sum- mnnArf hv tha mrllrhlllir ADell Of the rippling notes of laughter that the spirit s rapture ten; While the other straight Is driven from the souls It haunts below By the ringing and the singing of a hoi bo! ho! ho! ho! We all do love the muslo of a cheery, hearty laugh To spirits bowed with trouble 'tis a Heaven. given staff But our burdens seem so heavy aa we pass them In review That we often let another do the laughing we should do; At any rate. It's so with me, for I'm of brittle clay. , t . M And haply It is so with you, although I do not say; And so, perchance, you'll Join with me, this one bouquet to throw. To the man who brlnss ua blessing with the ho! ho! ho! ho! ho! i u (