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HOB S 30.BOO 7 " KHI jg ',..2S.n20 9 SO.S40 20.!! 3O.B30 21 31,830 ( t 30.B20 22 7 30.B20 23 I 80,400 24 f 80,480 25 10 8,8BO 2.,... 11 2.H.T0O 27..... 12 3O.80O 28..... .. .80,440 ...3.o:io ...80.TB0 ,..a8.8fM) ,...8O,B70 ,...30,BTO ,...3O,B40 ,...30,R30 11 SO.BBO 29. 14 80,400 18 8O.B70 30.., 30.B70 1 30,10 1 80,470 Total Less unsold and retufnsd copies.. .041,48.1 Net total sales 31,6T .Net average sales....... SO.OBl ' OEORQE B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 31st day of January, A. D. 1908. M. B. HUNOATE. (Seal.) Notary Public. Fortunately shortage In the coal'srip ply has not Interfered with Missouri river navigation at this port. . The discovery of a fine diamond em bedded In a meteorite was not needed to gtlmulate the star:KazIn Industry. The. first thing applicants . for places on Governor Mickey', "' Water board should do Is to get a( plpd line to Lin coin. . ' ' '" r ' '::.' The Chicago elevator strike will be submitted to arbitration.. This relieves the suspense of sky-scraper tenants averse to using the stair lift If all the bills Introduced in the leg islature prohibiting the carrying of con cealed weapons should pass, the average Kebraskan will have no use for a hip pocket " """" One of the bills Introduced ' Into he Nebraska legislature Is to prevent frauds In the use of railway passes. No wonder It Is labeled as Introduced "by request." Nobody In Nebraska will be surprised to learn that Dave Mercer Is In line for a good political job. Dave always has been In line for soft Jobs since he grad uated from the railroad lobby. In order to promote religious educa tlon, It Is sugested that Instruction be given in the public schools In only those doctrines accepted by all religious de nominations. Tray, what doctrines are these? The . steamship carrying . Minister Thompson seems to have encountered a few little difficulties and delays In get ting him started for his post In Brazil, but be is used to trifling obstacles like No wonder the grand Jury la Cleve land returned an Indictment against a local democratic boss who tried to buy 100 votea for f 20. But a plea of tem porary Insanity is sure to be accepted as a valid defense. One-half of . the legislative session is over and yet Omaha still remains in the dark concerning the proposed changes In the city charter that are be ing batched in star chamber session by the Douglas delegation. The St. Louis exposition management Is having the customary experience with striking mechanics objecting to the em plbyment of nonunion men. A success ful exposition requires the good will of the working classes and the manage ment may as well recognize that propo sition first as last The Pennsylvania Railroad company will expend $8,000,000 for a bridge across the East river at New York City, If an $8,000,000 bridge were only to be constructed In Nebraska by the Union Pacific railroad the tax bureau would want It .assessed, for taxation at mile agev rates for half a mile, or about 15.000. Despite. the Inroads of the automobile and the electric trolley, the number of horses In ' the United States Is est! mated to have been 111,533.224 in 1002 and to have Increased to lff.M7.3T3 in 1003. The demonetization of the home by aelf-propelllng vehicles has evideutly Dot been very effective. Ex-Governor Stanley of Kansas, re serving the right to change Ms mind has finally concluded to accept the place offered him by, President Roosevelt as the successor to the late Senator Dawes as member of the Dawes Indlun com- mission. ' -When once la office, he will be more careful about his .resignation is a resignation once filed rau seldom be pulled back. abrabah uncoil. Ninety-four years ago Abraham Lin coln was born. In a number of the states this anniversary of his birth will be observed as a tegs! holiday, while at many banquet tables In most of the states the memory of Lincoln next to Washington the most Imposing and the most revered character In American his tory will be duly honored. Apprecia tion of the great qualities of this Illus trious man, admiration of his character and gratitude for the mighty work he accomplished, grow with the passing years and so long ss the republic stands, or so long as free Institutions are cherished, tne memory oi me emancipator of a race and the savior of the uulon will not fade from, the minds of men or cease to command their affec tion and reverence. A distinguished contemporary of Lin coln said there could be no exaggerated estimate of him. The more his char acter Is studied the stronger becomes his claim to be classed among the most Illustrious statesmen and patriots the world has produced. He saw with un erring vision the inevitable clash be tween freedom and slavery that was to shake the union to its foundations and he had unfaltering, faith that, freedom would triumph. There is nothing in history more sublime than the patience and fortitude with which Lincoln car ried the tremendous "burden that came to him and the perfect faith that con stantly inspired hlra. There were peri ods of darkest gloom in that'bltter con flict when the cause of the union seemed hopeless and many despaired, but the great pilot while fully conscious of the perils and dangers, was ever steadfast and confident believing profoundly In the righteousness of the cause' and the patriotism of the people. It has been said that the world will never know the sum total of. betterment that came to it through Lincoln's 1 Incarnation of some of the highest ideals of life, that his example doubtless has been of Inde scribable worth to rulers and chief magistrates everywhere whose burdens have seemed easier to bear since he showed how. to carry burdens with a serene faith, if not -with a light heart always. President iMcKinley once sold in an address that.for him at least the thought of Lincoln's vgreatei; burdens ami the spirit with ; which he carried them had been an encouragement to him , to . think of his . own . burdens of state as. seemingly light '.''Abraham Lincoln was a many-sided man and on no slde . was he other than ah' entirely good man.' To Americans generally his character, as a potrlot ap peals most strongly. His love for and devotion to free Institutions . was pro found and intense. He' had also an un falling faith In the survival of. those Institutions and in the grand destiny of the republic. Lincoln's' patriotic ex ample Is a legacy to his countrymen which cannot be too often presented to their attention. .. THE Mff DKPARTMtXT. The bill creating a Department of Commerce and Labor only awaits the signature of the president to become law and this will not be unnecessarily delayed. The new department will be promptly organized, with a secretary who will have a seat In the cabinet, and will begin the work assigned to It by the law as soon as possible. Most of this is now being performed In ex lsting departments, but the Department of Commerce and Labor will have new work In the bureau of corporations, whoso function will be to investigate the workings of trusts and " combina tions. This, bureau Is empowered to make, under the direction of the secre tary of commerce, Investigation into the conduct condition and organization of any corporation, Joint stock company or combination engaged in Interstate or foreign commerce, except common car riers, which are tinder the supervision of the Interstate Commerce commission. The information obtained by the bureau is to be at the disposal of. the president for bis guidance In making recommen dations to congress and may be made public at his discretion. It has been objected that this does not make ade quate provision for publicity, but the president can be depended upon to make public so much of the Information ob tained by the bureau as In his Judg ment the Interests of the public require. W 1th the organization of the new de partment there will be nine members of the cabinet Most of the employes of the Department of Commerce and Labor will be transferred from other depart ments, but there are some new places and of course there are numerous ap plications for them. a nctr riNASciAh bill. The bill Introduced a few days ago by Senator Aldrlch, intended to give greater elasticity to the currency and permit the release of larger volumes of the government funds in times of string ency, has beeu approved by the. senate committee ou finance aud will -be at once reported to the seuate. It provides that In addition to government bonds national banks 'may deposit with the secretary of the treasury, as security for deposits of government funds, state bonds, municipal bonds of cities of 50,000 population which hare beep In exist ence for twenty -five years and which have not defaulted In any of their debts, ana tne nrsi mortgage bonds or any railroad company which have puld dlv idends of not less than 4 per cent for ten years. The United States is to have a Hen on all "assets of banks In which public moneys are deposited. .The sec retary of the treasury is authorised to determine the proportion of the various securities he will accept aud also to at any time require . additional security, The bank are, required to pay interest on government funds deposited with them and the deposits are payable on demand., , . .. . ... Secretary Shaw' has recommended a policy of this kind and it has been pro- posed before in congress. Those favor ing It urge that there will be perfect safety in the treasury taking other se curity than government bonds for the deposits of public moneys and with a lien on the assets of natiounl banks taking deposits there can be no ques tion that the government would le fully secured. Of course under such a policy the banks would be able to secure more government funds than If restricted to the bonds of the government, which would certainly be helpful In time of stringency. The . requirement that the banks shall pay Interest on public funds In their keeping Is proper, though quite likely the banks will object to this fea ture. It would seem to be the expecta tion of the senate finance committee, of which Senator Aldrlch is chninnan, that the bill will be passed by the pres ent congress. SIMUN SAi'S THCMBS IP. It Is announced that "the Omaha Com mercial club will act In conjunction with the Western Hardware Jobbers' asso ciation in opposition to the eulargement of the powers of the Interstate Com merce commission by endorsing a strong resolution recently adopted by the hard ware Jobbers of this city, protesting against the bill pending before congress, calculated to give the Interstate Com merce commission the same powers as are accorded to the courts." It Is fur thermore announced that after a great deal of discussion, In which It was plainly denied that the Interstate com merce law ever was or Is now any ben efit to the Jobbers of the west, the Com mercial club was enthusiastic In favor of the resolution. This is decidedly refreshing,, although not at all surprising. It is an open secret that the Jobbers' end of the Com mercial club has for years been a mere appendage of railroad headquarters, and Its opinions on railway regulation have been a mere echo of the wishes and utterances of the railroad traffic mana gers. When the traffic managers say "thumbs up," there is a uniform raising of thumbs even though at heart the owners of the thumbs believe and know it to be absolutely wrong. When the traffic manager sends out a tip that such and such a project is bad, the whole rebate brigade cries "bad, bad. bad," like so many sheep. And tnls is why Omaha has suffered so much in the past from railroad discrimination, while its rivals, . who have time and again arrayed themselves against the traffic managers, have secured conces sions. Every Omaha Jobber knows as well as we do that the reason why the Inter state Commerce commission has not helped the west or the east for that matter, Is because its hands have been tied so that it could not enforce .any order or decision that public carriers did not feel disposed to obey. Give the commission the same .powers now -exercised by the Board of Trade in Great Britain, namely, the power to compel obedience to Its findings, and the com mission will be of great use to western shippers and Jobbers In all sections. The trouble with the Jobbers' section of the Commercial club is that its mem bers do not dare to stand up for their own rights for fear of railroad disfavor or withdrawal of rebates. Fortunately for them, for Omaha and the country at large, the new antl-rebato law that has Just passed both houses of congress will go far toward emancipating the Jobbers from their humiliating serfdom. When that day comes the Omaha Commercial club will be a business man's club in stead of a traffic managers' club. When that day comes the Commercial club will stand up for Omaha and Nebraska as against all other Interests, and the Jobbers will be lined up behind the newspapers that fight the battles of the city and state Instead of being lined up against them whenever the railroad in terests eiasn with the Interests of Omaha and the state. Mayor Moores' message Is a- compre hensive review of the work of the vari ous departments of city government during the past year. It reasserts his well known views on all the different municipal problems presented from time to time on which he has already taken a stand In communications to the coun ell and in every case in the interest of the taxpaying citizens. As an annual report from the executive officer to the stockholders of the corporation known as the city of Omaha, It is a carefully prepared and well-considered document containing all the pertinent information and replete with good recommendations. The bill for equality la municipal tax ation of railroad property aud of private property means more to, the people of Omaha than any and all other bills members of the Douglas delegation have fathered. It' would be far better for their constituents if thej would drop all their other legislative schemes aud concentrate their efforts on this one measure. Governor Fraukliu of New Jersey ven tures to predict that unless greater har mony be restored between labor and capital In the near future the country will be plunged into a civil wa more disastrous than any previously recorded in history. He might have added that unless the sun coutluues to shine all life on this earth will speedily come to an end. Another question the legislature will have difficulty In answering Is, Why should Omaha and South Omaha require goveruor-appolnted police commissions while Lincoln Is left to run ita own po lice and fire departments In its own way? If It la denied that the principle of home rule Is souud, why should one city be singled out as the victim T A compilation of the city ordinances that are in force Is certainly a long felt want. The Bee has repeatedly called attention to the lack of an authoritative compendium of municipal legislation. If it is felt that the expense, would be too great for the city, It ought to be possible to persuade some attorney to do the work, with the privilege of selling the volumes when prepared, the council agreeing to buy the number required for use in the various city offices. Didn't Kavw Kaate. Minneapolis Journal. Evidently the Standard Oil people didn't know "your Uncle Knute." Antt-trust messures prepared In Standard Oil offices are entitled to no consideration and that's just what they got. . Wky the Lawyers lomtlals. Pittsburg Dispatch. The complaint of the attorneys that the SpanlBh claims commission was unsatis factory In Its work is fully explained by the statement that the . attorneys desired to charge 33 1-3 per cent fees and the com mission refused to sanction It. . tnele Tiers, la Wise. Chicago Chronicle. Mr. Morgan, It Is to be observed, sends no telegrams telling people what they "must" do. Instead, he dispatches the suave Mr. Auerbach and the conciliatory Mr. Covin to adjust matters. In this re spect Mr. Morgan manifests considerably more acumen than his esteemed contem porary of the 'kerosene trust. Csairi af Divorce. February Pilgrim. Most divorces are granted after a mar riage of short duration, one-halt within six years. During twenty years nearly two thirds of the divorces granted were given to women, and the most frequent, causo was desertion. Sexual morality seems at as high a plane In the United States as In most ether countries where divorces are less common. Temper, rather than unlaw ful passion, Is perhaps the most serious enemy of the home. ' Bankruptcy Law Amended. Buffalo Express. After two years of agltatloa the bank ruptcy law has been finally amended to meet the wishes of various Interests who have desired to maks the prevention of fraudulent bankruptcy more thorough and to increase the security of creditors. One of the sensible provisions of the new law Is that , It shall be an objection to dis charge if a bankrupt seeks to go through bankruptcy proceedings more than once In six years. ' Wider Horlson of Coantrjr Life. Portland Oregonlan. The Isolation of country life Is passing. In fact. In many sections it has passed. What with railway stations at frequent Intervals throughout the farming regions, free mall delivery pushing Its way out Into the rural districts, electric cars singing long on trolleys and telephone lines ex tending far and near, loneliness has been banished from thousands of farm houses within the past year.' If under the old regime the farmer's life was the most In dependent of all, it Is now the most en viable In another direction, since It com bines the quiet and; beauty of the country with the touch of urban Ufa that brings the world, divested of strife and noise, to Its doors. -. Grovrlns Tired of Trast Rale. Philadelphia Record. Many manufacturer who have sold out to trusts have grown weary of Inaction or salaried place sveuhmiesioii 4o a board of directors and .have gone back Into their old. business with the capital which the trust paid them tor 'the Works almost In variably more than" tho works are worth. Thus the combination to suppress competi tion has resulted : In more competltioa. One of the chief members of the type writer trust has withdrawn and Incor porated a company with $5,000,000 of capi tal to manufacture writing machines. It s explained that the profits of his com pany were larger in proportion than those of other members of the trust and he Las made up bis mind to use his own business ability for himself Instead of for other people. WORLD'S OOLDEJt AGIO. Stream of the Yellow Metal Largest la History. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. In 1903 the world will see produced a larger amount of gold than ever before In all Its history. There Is a probability, however, that the United States will not bold the first place this year In the list of producing countries. In 1902 the gold output of this country was placed at nearly 381,000,000 by the director of the mint, though some other authorities put it at a higher figure. Nearly 38,000,000 of this amount was from Alaska, chiefly from the Nome district The Klondike's output In 1902 was a little over $14,000,- 000, which was a large decrease from 1901. While the last-named locality la likely to decline instead of Increase In 1903, the outlook from the United States la tol erably certain to go above 1902's mark. It Is In tbe rest of the world, chiefly South Africa, that tbe greater part of the gold gain for 1903 will be scored. Tbe high est mark ever touched by the gold pro duction of the world in a single year was In 1899, when It amounted to $307,000,000. Estimates made about the middle of that year put the production of 1900 at about $350,000,000 and that of 1901 at $400,000,000. Something not foreseen at the time puts these figure far astray. The Brltlsh-Boer war, which started In October, 1899, shut up the mines In the Transvaal, the most prolific gold field of tbe world, and they remained closed until peace came In May, 1902. Tbe Transvaal's gold output In the nine months of 1899 was about $60,000,000, and thia helped to swell the world's prod uct for the whole year to $307,000,000. The shutting oft of the supply from South Af rica cut down the world's product In 1900 and 1901 to about $255,000,000 In each year, but that of 1902 was close to the $300,000,000 mark. There has been a steady Increase In the output In South Africa since the end of jfcthe war last spring. Last December s pro duction wss about two-tblrdi of that of the biggest previous month, September, 1899. The reports from the Transvaal field for the present month thus far Indicate a gain over December. All the mines In the Transvaal are not yet running to anything like their full capacity, but tbe gain which is being made Indicates that the $90,000,000 rate per year, which was the figure for August and September Just previous to the beginning of the war, will be reached before 1903 closet. Present prospects are that the world's gold yield for this year will be In the neighborhood of $350,000,000, and that the $100,000,000 mark, which seemed to be In close view Just before the outbreak of war In the fall of 1899. will be reached In 1904. Some of tbe officers of the financial arm of tbe government In this country, notably Ellis H. Roberts. Imagine they sea a serious embarrassment In this Immense flood of new gold, between $300.. 000.000 and $400,000,000 a year, which will be poured upon the world, but business men In general, neither in this country nor .i..mhr have anr such fears. Never theless. this gold deluge will not only es tablish the gold standsrd in tba few coun tries in which tbe silver basis still prevails, but It will have a tendency to quicken and expand all Ike worlds principal activities. BIT OF WASHINGTON LIFE. Ml a or Bceaes aad laHdeat sketched oa the Spot. Iowa pat In a strong lick and partially corked countless "original packages" of booie by putting through the lower bouse a bill which takes the sting out of the original package derision of the federal supreme court. Tbe bill Is now before the senate. Tbe essence of the measure Is to restore home rule to communities in the regulation of the liquor traffic. Jt pro vides that all Intoxicating diquort trans ported Into any state or territory, or re maining therein, for use, consumption, sale or storage, shall be subject to the opera tlon and effect of the laws of such state or territory and shall not be exempt by reason of being Introduced therein In origi nal packages. It further provides that "all Incorporations and persons engaged In In terstate commerce shall, as to any shipment of Intoxicating .liquors, be subject to the local laws and police regulations of the locality to which the shipment Is con signed." Express company offices all over Iowa have become mere retail liquor estab lishments and the prohibition law has been nullified. The amendment to the law of 1890, provided by the bill which has passed the house, overcomes the "original pack age" decision by Including liquors going Into the state as well as the distribution after entrance, and will make Is pesslble for every prohibition states In the union te enforce Its laws thoroughly. The demo cratto members of the house supported the bill because It was In harmony with their Ideas regarding states' rights. They held that a state had a right to enact , any legislation It saw fit under constitutional limitations and that no law of congress should be made Interfering with that right! Speaker Reed was so sharp with his tongue and so accomplished at repartee that few men, If any, could tell of him being worsted In a wordy bout. It seems to have become the fashion to tell now of the prowess of Mr. Henderson, the present speaker, in the same connection. That Is why a good story of how the tables were turned on him is particularly relished here. It was on the day near the close of the last session, when the house voted to unseat J. J. Butler, the member from St. Louis, because of the frauds practiced In his district. After the sessldn Jim walked over to an Avenue street car and boarded It near the front where the' narrow seats permitted of his own bulky form being ensconced quite comfortably, but left little room for others. There are only a few of these narrow seats near tbe front of the car. Just before tbe signal was given to go. ahead Speaker Henderson came puffing up to the car and boarded It Just beside Butler. He noticed neither Butler nor the fact that he was at the narrow. seats, but attempted to push his own liberal propor tions into the space which would hardly have been sufficient for a 10-ycar-old. Butler sat stolid and Indifferent, as tho crowding proceeded until tbe speaker mani fested some Impatience and began to be more vigorous. Then Butler suggested: "Look here, Mr. Speaker, you have crowded me out of one seat today, but I don't pro pose you shall crowd me out of another." His Illinois colleagues In senate and house are having a lot of fun at the ex pense of Representative George E. Fobs, relates the Washington Post. Mr. Poss would like very much a seat in the United States senate, as would many another statesman on the house side. The stalwart - Chicago Inter Ocean, which Is, naturally enough, for Mr. Hop kins, sneered editorially the other day at Mr. Fobs' ambitions. J. "What has he done for Chicago?" asked the esteemed contemporary. "About as much," was the Inter Ocean's reply to Its own question, "as a cipher with the rim knocked off." The Department of Agriculture is the greatest patron of the "art preservative" In Washington. Last year the department Issued 757 different publications and a total of 10,586,000 copies. The allowance last year for printing for the department was, to begin with, $130,000, to which should be added a deficiency appropriation of $30, 000. This did not Include cost,' from va rious funds, for binding and printing de livered to the department which amounted to $255,000. To this must be added tbe sal aries of the editors, writers of bulletins, the artists and clerks who address and mail the publications. This came to $383,000. But there was more. There are special funds for particular kinds of publications, such ss the Year Book, the soil surveys, the annual Industry books and similar mat ters, which cost $400,000. Leaving out the weather bureau printing, the grand total amounts to over $1,000,000. Of this large sum but $107,600 was spent for farmers' bulletins, the publications that go directly to everybody on a farm who wants them and knows how to write to get them. The bulk of the rest of the stuff waa printed as so much "dough" for senators and mem bers of congress to send out to voters to curry their favor. "If the items for bun combe printing, for the franking privilege and similar perquisites of the representa tives of the people In congress should be assembled," says a Washington letter, "It would present a spectacle of waste, at tbe expense of tbe taxpayera, that would be as appalling as It Is monumentally ridicu lous." "Can I say that you have been talking to tha president on tbe trust problem?' asked a reporter of Senator Hoar, when he came out of the president's office this morning. Tbe senator smiled ' his most seraphic smile, stopped, looked at the sky and said. "Let me See. Yes, you could say that. Certainly jou could say It" "Then, Senator" the reporter Inter rupted. Senator Hoar waved his hand. "Yes," he said again, "you could say that, but It wouldn't be true." And tbe venerable man from Masna chusetts chuckled for three blocks. PERSONAL NOTES. A St. Louis paper apologized tbe other day for printing the name of a member of City Councils "Beery" Instead of Berry. Mme. Pattl Is going to give sixty fare well concerts in America at $5,000 each. Every time she raises her voice it seems to lift the price a little. There Is no great surprise In tbe news that President Roosevelt is gaining flesh with great rapidity. The nation at large has always known that be la a heavy weight. Secretary Chamberlain Is distressed over the cordiality of bis reception by the Boers and has requested tbem to cut out the social functions, the brass bands and tbe resolutions. F. W. Cushmsn, eongressman-at-large tor the state of Washington, has accepted the invitation to deliver the address at the Republican club banquet In New York on Lincoln's birthday, February 12. 4 Tbe famous Ward McAllister farm, near Newport, R. L, where McAllister wrote the edition da luxe of "What I Know of Society," has been rented to Morgan Barry, an Irish farmer, for farming purposes. Now that Lord Kitchener is busy In India they are beginning to think In Eng land that he could be employed to great advantage at home. "We have sent Hercules to the Himalayas," Is one of the THE OLD IS. ill Absolutely Puro THERE EG CIO SUBSTITUTE phrases heard In London, where ' It la thought the famous soldier ought te be clearing out the Augean stable of the War office. Secretary Shaw was noticed to Join heartily in singing the hymns while at church on a recent Sunday. A friend whom he met outside commented on the fact and Mr. Shaw said In his slow, drawling way: "Well, they say money talks. If that's true the secretary of the treasury ought to sing." John D. Rockefeller, Jr., with a detec tive on either side of him as a bodyguard, went to a church In New Tork Sunday and delivered an address on philanthropy. In the course of this he said that "the man who needs assistance, doea not come to you In the streets, as I have found from . personal experience." Of course not; he couldn't get past tbe cordon of guards. . . . Major William Hancock Clark, eldest son of tbe eldest son of Captain William Clark, of the Lewis and Clark expedition, will have an- important part In opening tbe exposition 'at Portland. In 1905. He Is a resident of Washington. Major Clark baa devoted himself to a study of the explora tion of Lewis and Clark and the Incidents which led to their overland trip to the Pacific coast, and has given to historians of recent days much information which had been carefully guarded In the family an. nals. ORDERS FROM THE TRUSTS. Detroit Free Press: If Morgan and Rockefeller can and do dictate the anti trust legislation of this country there Is going to be more doing in this country next year than at any other time since Lincoln came through a winner In 1860. It Is up to the party In power to decide whether It will beat the trusts or itself. Minneapolis Times: If anything could confirm an honest senator or representative In his determination to do his duty by the public It would be this, and we have suffi cient confidence In the honesty and decency of the great majority of the members of the house-nd senate of the United States to believe that they will resent this Im pudent attempt at dictation by a most offensive and oppressive monopoly In an effective way. Minneapolis Tribune: Has Mr. Rocke feller paresis? If he sent or authorized this dispatch he is farther gone ttban Mr. Schwab and the sooner he Is sent to Europe tbe better for tbe Standard Oil company. That Is the most odious of all the -trusts and the 50 per cent addition to the price of oil In the midst of the fuel famine has not tended to make It popular. Kept sena tors will not save It, If the new legislation shall give tbe law a hold upon It. Indianapolis. Journal: This Is the man (Rockefeller) who so recently outraged the millions by unnecessarily advancing the price of oil when tbe masses most needed it, who Is addressing American senators In words more dictatorial than William II would dare send to the German legislature. The American people will turn with un measured wrath upon the bead of the hated monopoly for this display of arrogance. Even It he had been a good man he would deserve castlgation for his dispatches to senators. Kansas City Star: The report that the "Rockefeller telegrams" against any trust legislation would probably rouse congress to action shows tbe dread that exists in Washington of the accusation of specifics Influence of legislation by tbe trusts. So long as corporate Influences can be kept In the background tbey may be effective. But let the people become convinced of some direct effort to control congress and there Is always trouble. Most senators and representatives have a wholesome fear of being considered trust agents. If corpora tions are' to be favored tbe act must be passed under some disguise. The ' ship subsidy bill, for Instance, waa put forward simply as a measure to build up American shipping. The way in which the corpora tion agents keep themselves in tho back ground, and their indirect methods of at tack, testify to tbe power of public opinion over congress. TICKLISH THOUGHTS. . "Some Important folks." said Uncle Eben, "Is like the groun' hog. ley manage to step in in' git de credit foh what were rwlne. to happen anyhow." Washington star. "Now. you mustn't try to talk," said the surgeon, who waa setting and bandaging the man's broken Jaw. "The least said the soonest mended." Chicago Tribune. Mrs. Frankfort Aunt Clara says Uncle John never tried to deceive her. Mr. Frankfort I guess that's so, all right. Uncle John says there are some persons you can make believe anything you want to without trying. Boston Transcript. "Of course, you eould hardly expect me to give you a pasa over my road in return The and lining are not the) only thing In a hat-stock and workmanship are essential to good A wear, style and price are necessary to Cjp popularity. Come and see our new ones Browning, King & Co B. 8. Wxkox, Manafir. RELIABLE for this one over yours. Why, sir, my road Is 8.610 miles long and yours only 35." "Ah! Allow me to remind you, sir, that mine la Just aa broad." Detroit Free Press. Old Greybeard It's a pity to keep such a pretty bird In a cage, Mrs. De Btyle Isn't It a shame? How perfectly exquisitely lovely it would look on a hat! New York Weekly. , "After all, you know, a man la aa young as he feels . "After all, yes. That la to say, he doesn't brag about being as young as he feele until he's old enough to know better." Philadelphia Press. . ., "I've been asked to take part In an ama teur theatrical entertainment." "Your friends will be present, of course?" "Oh, yes." "Well, I wouldn't do it, my boy. You don't want to lose your friends, you know." Chicago PoBt. When a man asks himself: "What am I good for, anyway 7" the right answer is almost invariably: "Nothing." Botnervllle Journal. , O, WHY SHOULD THE) SPIRIT OF MORTAL BE PROUD By William Knb. The following poem was a particular favorite with Abraham Linooln. It was flnst shown to him when a young man by a friend and afterward he ut It from a newspaper and learned It by" heart. He said to a friend: "I would give a great deal to know who wrote It, but have never been ahle to ascertain." He did afterward learn the name of the author. O' why should the spirit of mortal be proud? Like a ewlf t-fleetlng meteor, a fast-flying cloud, , A flash of the lightning, a break of the wave, Man passeth from life to his rest In the grave. The leaves of the oak and the willow shall fori. Be scattered around, and together be laid; Aa the young and the old, the low and the Shall crumble to dust and together shall lie. The Infant a mother- attended' and loved. The jnother that Infant's affection,- who proved, ' " The father that toother" and' tnfan-whe.. blest Each, all. are away to that dwelling ot rest. ' The maid on whose brow, on whose cheek. in whose eye. . Shone beauty and pleasure her triumph are by; And alike from the minds of the living Are the memories of mortals who loved her and praised. The head of the King, that the ecepter hath borne; ... . The brow of the priest, that the miter hath worn ; The eye of the sage, and the heart of the Arerhldden and lost In the depths of the grave. The peasant whose lot was to sow and to Theli rdsman, who climbed with his goats up the steep; ... . The beggar who wandered In search of Have" faded away like the graas that we tread. So the multitude goes, like the flower OT' That withers away to let others suo- ceed; So the multitude comes, even those. we behold . . To repeat every tale that has often been told. For we are the same our fathers have been; . . . We see the same sights our fathers have seen; We drink the same stream, we see tha same sun, . And run the same course our fathers nava The thoughts we are thinking our father did think; . . . From the death we are shrinking our fathers did shrink; To the life we are clinging our father But it stH-td's from us all like the bird on the wing. They loved but the story we cannot wn- Theyecorned but the heart of the haughty Is cold; They grieved but no wall-from tnetr slumbers will come; They, Joyed hut the tongue of their glad- nesa Is dumb. ' They died ahl they died we, things that That' walkWon the turf that lies over their And "make in their dwelling a transient Meetbthe things that they met en their pilgrimage road. Yea, hope and despondency, pleasure and ArePamingled together In sunshine and And'the smile and the tear, and the aong Btin" follow deach other like surge upon surge; Tls the wink of an eye; 'tie the draught From thelonaom of health to the pale- From"fhefgUdedhsaloon to the bier and the O. whyhould the spirit ot mortal, be proud? Name