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Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. STATEMENT OB" CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douclae County, ss.! George B. Tssehuck, Secretary of The Bee Publlahlnc company, belna- duly sworn, says that thewictual number of full and complete copies of The Daily, Morning, Evening and Hundsy Bee printed during the month of January, 1B03, waa as follows: 1 ...0,420 I .-.aotvo 1 80,T0 4 S8.ROS S. .80,84)0 I.II.I,IMVI8H'1M 7 ,...80,520 ( ..no,4o I J.. 80,460 10 ....-..0,ft0 II .,9,T0 11 .n,eo IS.. ....80,600 14 .80,40 US ...80,070 II ,..fO,4TO 17 8,aoo 18 ..SH,920 1 V.80.B40 JO 30,030 21 81,600 2J 80,440 80,080 U . 80.T30 25 as,850 M 80.8T0 80.6T0 tt 80,840 80,630 tO. .-.,.,.. 80,6 TO Si ..80,610 Total...... Lesa unsold and returned copies.. .941,488 . 9,878 Net total .sales ..;..,....,.,.8t,oT Net average sale bu,uoi cimrvnnm n - tvchttow. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me tnis) use ay or January, a. u. 113. . M. B. HUNQATE, ISeal.) . Notary Public . Get up early and welcome the ground Marconi should set to 'work next de vising a system of wireless heat distri bution that will help u get around the coal barons. The present Nebraska legislature is lready. distinguished In one thing It has had no contests for seats In either house to wrestle with. Members of the Council Bluffs Com mercial club have made the editor of a dally newspaper president of their or ganization. Think of It . The 8outn Omaha charter bill.. has duly made its appearance In tbo legis lature, but the Omaha chartef .bill Is still being patched up in the dark of star chamber meetings. . It would hardly do for the arblrra-1 tion commission to finish up on ita work until the appropriation; made by con gress for its expenses, is reduced be low the temptation point A j.'.. I Uncle Joe Cannon will hardly enjoy the next session of congress as much as he Is enjoying, this one." The? man in I the speaker' chair does jiot have half J the fun of the man on the floor. I A ten days' recess should enable every member of the legislature so dis- posed to go home and feel the pulse of his constituents, (o say nothing of pay- ing several visits to railway headquar ters. Apparently, the Cubans are not so frantic to have Us do something for Cuba now. It Is just possible they have J decided to get busy doing something for themselves and let Uncle Sam's gener osity work out by Itself. Will the manager of the Thomson- Houston Electric Light company permit the city council to hold another regu lar session before the spring election comes off in May,' of are we to be treated to weekly performances of blde and Beck In order to smother the cheap power ordinance? With government ownership of rail roads we could have Wyoming coal de livered In eastern" Nebraska at $2.60 a ton, declares a populist organ. With government ownership of the mines as well, we could have the coal delivered free. Might aa well flake the illustra tion forcible. The Nebraska legislature should by all means go on record in favor of a larger navy. .It .was not long ago that the late governor threatened to call out the whole army and navy of Nebraska to put down insurrection in Omaha. Without the navy, the army would be Impotent In this prairie state. The Board of Education appears to be disinclined to revise its demand for a levy that will yield over $300,000 for the coming year! but it cannot convince the taxpayers bf Omaha that without any appreciable increase in the school attendance the wants of the board are so much greater than they were last year. The Netjraska tat6 food commissioner has discovered that vanilla flavoring ex tract Is subject to adulteration. Perhaps that explains why callers at the soda fountain these days give wide berth to tbo old-time standards and are varl oualy filled by seductive decoctions bearing more euphonious names and , made up of more subtle Ingredients. Chancellor Andrews lecture on social lam before the Nebraska Bar asaocla tion bas elicited a challenge to debate tha subject with on who claims to be a representative socialist end calls upon htm to defend tils arraignment or so cialism' which he asserta Is based on a fallacy.. Here is a chance for John N. Baldwin or some other ambitious era tor to take this challenge off the chan cellor'a baada. VnlVEltSAL MONETARY STANDARD. The proposition looking to" a univer sal monetary stawlard, which hns re ceived the countenance of the nntlcnnl administration, la a matter of very great Iniportanca A few days ago rrenlnVnt nooerelt aent to conjrrrss a message, with a report from the secretary of state and notes from. the diplomatic rep resentative! of Mexico and China, rec ommending that the executive be given sufficient powers to lend the, support of the United State, In inch; manner and to such degree as he mar dm ex pedient, to the purposes of the two gov ernments of Mexico and China. The proposition of those countries Is that a .commission be appointed to study the economic problem pfcot:ng Itself to sliver-using countries and de vise a plan for a universal standard of coinage. When this shall be done the matter Is to be laid before the govern ments of Europe having Interests in the faf east, with a view to the universal adoption of the systen devised by the commission. The suggestion now made la for a general coinage of silver at the ratio of 32 to 1, each country to use In its currency so much of silver as It can maintain at a parity on the prescribed basis. In the communication of the sec retary of state accompanying the presi dent's message It is stated that the Uni ted States Is not asked to modify its monetary system, nor is any movement contemplated for the restoration of In ternational bimetalism. The Idea of the Mexican government, with, which the proposition originated. Is that "consul tation between tha United States and European' power .having dependencies In the Orient and the Independent coun tries where silver money Is In general use may result In the adoption of a monetary system which will prevent the great fluctuations in exchange which now ofcur In trade with silver-using countries-" . It is pointed out that the plan is in accordance wlti that favored by the Philippine commission for bur islands and proposed in a bill now be fore congress In regard to a Philippine currency, and the opinion Is also ex pressed .by the secretary of state that It might have an Important bearing on the payment of the indemnity due by China to European powers and to the United States. It Is further urged that if the proposed plan were carried Into effect "great benefits will follow to the trade of the world, by making Easier the access of the products of the manu facturing nations to the markets of China and the other silver-using coun tries." The recent experience of the silver standard' countries hns been of a na iure to impel tnera to looic toward a change of their monetary system. The steady decline ln'thi commercial price of sliver has been very detrimental to their trade and they realize that .this condition is likely to continue so long they remain on a silver basis. This, Is especially true of Mexico and hence that country Is most, anxious to .adopt the gold standard, but would like to do 80 upon a basis .which would not be damaging to Its silver production. It Is Very doubtful if any European gold standard country will be found to favor t be Mexican proposition , and we can see no sound reason why this country should do so. making va.ws to spits, " is an open secret that the Douglas delegation to the legislature Is con structlng a new charter for the city of Omaha. While the delegation lias not taken the public into Its confidence, It 1b, generally understood that Its chief aim and purpose is not so much to amend defects In the municipal organic law as to slash and gash the charter in order to make Frank E. Moores harmless po litically in case be should be re-elected mayor of Omaha for a third term. This Is decidedly small business, to use a mild phrase. It Is given out cold, for example, that the new charter will divest the mayor of all executive author ity and power by making all the im portant offices elective and leave all the minor appointments to the city council. This Is factional partisanship run riot Are charters enacted by legislatures for the government of -cities to be framed to' gratify ' factional1 spite, or are they designed for the promotion of the pub lic welfare on brqad lines regardless of Individuals or parties whom the people entrust for the time with positions at the helm of local government? The trend of municipal legislation everywhere within tho past twenty years bas been toward the concentra tion of responsibility. In nearly every American city of from 50,000 population upward he mayor as chief executive ia made responsible for every branch of municipal government, an with that end In view is given the exclusive right to designate the beads of departments, J subject ouly to confirmation by the council, and the heads of departments In turn appoint their subordinates. ' In tills respect modern municipal cor porations are organized on much the same llaes on which great' Industrial corporations are organized. Every in dustrial concern and railroad company is governed by a president, or general manager, and a "board of directors. ' The president Is supreme In the choice of subordinates, and ' his 'selections are in most cases "not' subject ""even" to the board of directors. In every Instance the beads of department and 'bureaus of a great corporation are appointed by the president or general mauager, who in turn appoint their own subordinates. To divide and subdivide authority would create cohfuslon, promote discord and decrease efficiency In the service. In order to Insure the greatest rfticleucy In the administration of its idnitt It la Imperative for every corporation to ceu trails responsibility ia a gtnerul man ager who bss tbo esseutial 'qualifica tions to direct and sujervle. A cor poration managed by divided authority is like a housa divided against itaelf- t canuot stand. ' .J. .. ! If Frank E. alootvii lavks the requisite qualifications for general manager of the corporation known as the City of Omaha, If he has squandered the public funds, allowed municipal property to go to waste and ruin, or neglected to pro tect the city whenever Its Interests were endangered or assailed, the people of Omaha will have the opportunity of de posing him by the electlonof another man when his term expires. ' It would be a and commentary upon the metropolitan pretensions of Omaha to remand It to village government Small towns that have no pavements, no sewers, r.o street railways, no public works, no health beards and no park boards cannot suffer by choosing all of their city officials nt the polls and giving the town council the appointing power. In such municipalities nny dry goods box politician will do for city attorney, any common surveyor1 will fill the place of city engineer and any school boy can fill the place of town auditor. If the new charter la to be built on those lines Its constructors will Invoke upon their own heads curses loud and deep that will consign them to everlasting polit ical oblivion. They will show them selves utterly unworthy of representing a city of the metropolitan class. If our charters ore to be mnde the vehicle for gimlet bore spltework, Omaha's self governing charter should be revoked and its citizens would deserve , to be disfranchised. CUNSTHUCTINO THE CANAL. The treaty with Colombia provides for ample time In which to construct the Panama canal. The main works of the canal proper are to be commenced with in two years from the date of the exchange of ratification of the treaty and the canal is to be opened to the traf fic between the oceans within twelve years after such period of two years, but In the event of any unforeseen diffi culties or obstacles being encountered, the time for the completion of the work will be prolonged twelve more years. Thus the United States will have not less than fourteen years In which to construct the canal, which may be ex tended to twenty-six years if difficulties or obstacles which at present it is im possible to foresee should arise. Still another provision is that in case the United States should at any time de termine to make the canal practically sea level canal, then there, shall be a further extension of timev of ten years. The careful investigation made by the American engineers and the assurance that when begun the work will be pushed with all possible energy war rants the opinion that this vast under taking can be completed in fourteen years. But it is to be expected that dif ficulties will arise which cannot now be foreseen, or that those, which it is known must be encountered will prove more serious than ia now anticipated, so that it is quite possible that more than fourteen years will be consumed in the work. This also suggests that a great deal more money may have to be expended in the enterprise than Is now provided f or-$J35,000,Q0Q. , Indeed, it is hardly possible that the canal can be constructed for that sum, even if there should be no unforeseen difficulties or obstacles;. 'The French have expended that amount or more in constructing only about" one-third, of the canal, bnt aa , wnrlr will he nroseouted more vigorously and advantageously un der American methods. IStmQHATlQX RESTRICTION. It appears that Seuator Lodge Is ex ceedingly anxious to nave passed at this sesalon bis . bill imposing ad dltlonal restrictions npon Immigration and In order to do so Is willing to sur render provisions of that measure whjch be bas hitherto deemed to be especially Important and essential. For Instance, it Is reported that be Is disposed to drop out the educational test, which he has vVrv earnestly advocated. This Is cer . ., , . nnnaautnn nn tho talnly an Important concession on the part of tne wassacuusens lUi, m Is one of the most radical advocates of further restricting Immigration, but even with this it Is pot probable that eveu wiiu iui r - he will get bis bill through at the pres- ent session. ' . An expert In regard to Immigration, Dr. McLaughlin of the United States Marine Hospital service, says In a re cent magazine article that while the percentage of undesirable Immigrants Is doubtless higher at present, than In former years, restrictions have been growing ' more stringent, so that now the system In operation is sufficiently effective to keep out the dis eased, the pauper and the criminal, while admitting the immigrant "with two strong arms, a sound body and a stout heart." Regarding an educational test, he Is opposed to it for tho reason that it would' not keep out some of the least deulrable arrivals, while excluding mauv thousands of immigrants who supply us with nearly all of the un skilled labor needed for our industrial progress. This is the sound view of the matter and the one that is certain to prevail, as even Senator Lodge ap pears to see. Immigration for the last two or three years has been, large, but it has been made available In the Indus tries without any injury to American labor and there is not a single sound reason why any additional restrictions should be Imposed. In defense of their system of consti tutional prohibition, Kansas prohibition 1st are circulating some statistical ex hibits designed tt how by comparison with 'other states tho advantages Kansas enjoys. Among other asser tions is the statement that prohibition Kansas in the ten years between the two last federal censuses pushed three cities v.p over the line of 10,000 popu latton, while Nebraska lost three that dropped below that line. Such a state ment does gtvh injustice to Nebraska, for no cue conversant with the facta of our IS1) census will for a moment ex plain any discrepancy shown by the 1900 census except on the score of the notorious census padding Indulged by tha enumerators la all our cities in 1800. We do not hesitate to say that not one of the incorporated cities in Ne braska had a smaller population In fact !n 1000 than it had ten years be forehand that the truth of this conten tion can be easily verified by compari sonof election returns, school attend ance, vital statistics and other evi dences that cannot be doctored. What retarded Nebraska's growth in the cen sus decade were the drouths and crop failures and general business depres sion growing out of them, which hit Nebraska harder than they did Kansas. We advise our prohibition friends in Kansas to take a different tack in their arguments and stick closer to the truth. Up to date the democrats in the legis lature are taking no stand in favor of home rule. On the contrary, they re corded their votes In favor of the bill that takes away from the citizens of Omaha the right to elect a board of water commissioners and have gone on record In favor of a governor-appointed commission without responsibility or accountability to the citizens of Omaha for the expenditure of millions of dol lars. In fact, the democratic members of the legislature have up to date given no evidence that they stand for any principle or doctrine which democracy pretends to uphold. The Civic Improvement League of St Louis Is just now discussing plans for making the coming world's fair city at tractive to visitors. Among the various improvements proposed by the league Is the abolition and demolition of bill boards which disfigure the city and add materially to the fire risk In case of a general conflagration. , Although Omaha does not contemplate an exposition in the near future. It might emulate the example of St. Louis profitably by fix ing the time limit of the billboard nuis ance to the end of the amusement sea- The railroads usually prefer to take their important cases into the federal courts, but. sometimes they get fooled. In the Omaha viaduct cases It will be remembered the tax shirking roads car ried the contention up to the supreme court of the United States, only to get an adverse decision and find themselves compelled to construct the viaducts de manded by the needs of the city. Prospects are that there will bo some thing doing soon by the railroads to head off a tax levy in Omaha that might make them pay taxes on their property the same as other property owners in the city, Good Thing; for the Promoter. Cincinnati Enquirer. A corporation of farmers .will prove a good thing tor somebody, no doubt. The farmers can furnish the land, the money and the labor, and the capitalists the water,- and draw the dividends, as well as pocket the commissions. It will be a good thing for those who watch the farmers work. , , ,-, i .. .v Omr Comte Oper , Colony. New. York Tribune. Senator Hoar seems to be desirous of information as to the sort of government which now exists 'in remote and solitary Quam. At ode time, under the Spanish flag, it was a comid opera rulershlp, some- what resembling the methods of Sancho Panza In the island of Barataria; but probably there has. been a marked change for the better. .The Reward of ZmI. Philadelphia Record. Prof. Wiley of the Agricultural depart ment, who has been trying practical experi ments with food preservatives, lugubriously complains because he has been given the title of "Old Borax." He "should console himself with the reflection that this is one of the rewards of zeal for the public serv ice. A far greater man than he was once popularly and affectionately known as "Old Bullion." Straaglln a. Famona Waterway. Philadelphia Record. I A lormiuauio comoinawon ol repuDiicans Jn York ,egl8,atura La, deter. mlati that 82,ooo,0o0 shall not be voted for the enlargement of the canal unless 50,000,000 be voted at the same time for f,oou " ' ,oe'r i t,oa th, canai cauge wni be hopeless. It uncertaln whether the state would bond Itself for either amount; it will not pond Itself for both. The canal has been very useful as a regulator of railway charge even since the traffic through It became Inconsiderable, but if the farmers of the state have decided that there shall be $50,000,000 for roads or no canal, the latter might as well be presented to the New York Central. The farmer believe that only the cities would benefit from the canal. GOOD, BUT MOT TOO UOOD. Ways la Which Many Wrll-Meaaln Pcraoaa Do a Deal of Haras. Kansas City Btar. The Roosevelt standard of morality is a sound one to work to or to work from. It Is based on worthy Ideals, for It makes for strength as well as morals, and ita keynote Is common sense. It 1 a good thing for the time that this standard Is wielding an influence in the publlo life of the country, but It is also appropriate that It was set forth by the president In his address last night before the Washington Young Men's Chris tion association. The point of this admoni tion was that a great deal of high-minded endeavor falls of accomplishing results berause it Is misdirected. "There are many philanthropic movements led and supported by most excellent people," said Mr. Roosevelt,' "which, nevertheless, have produced results altogether disproportion ate to the efforts put forth, because they have fulled to recognize the need of human nature at the same time that an effort was being made to better human nature." The difference between the man of cor rect morals, consistent religious principles and common-sense methods and the aian of extreme views and exacting conduct ii the difference between the man of achlev- ment and the theorist. Neither fanaticism nor Phariseelsm ever accomplishes any thing for the permanent betterment of the human race, for they do not recognize the essential needs of vital human nature. For example, those people who make or ganized protests against the uie of wine at the White House are merely bigots on the subject of on kind of temperance, while they themselves are thoroughly In temperate in another direction. Persons who denounce as wicked all card playing are too narrow to accomplish much good. for they do not come Into sympathetic oon tact with the world. All persons should strive to do right and to set good exam pita, but making an ostentatious specialty of finding fault with harmless things does a lot more barm than foed, , BKVEItlB LAW HKVIHIOH. Wood River Interests: An equal distri bution of railroad taxes throughout the state and In the counties, towns and school districts through which the railroads pass Is what the people want and will bare or there will be lots of trouble In store tor somebody. Teharaah Herald: It It Is the tax shirker that the legislature Is after, nothing would catch them as quick as a law similar to Illinois, which requires the county clerk to publish the assessment 'of each and every pt-rson. In this way they can be brought to time before the Board of Equal ization. For failure to list all property a heavy flae or Imprisonment Is attached. It U easy to get them If this method is en acted Into law. Dodge Criterion: We have never yet seen any argument presented why prop erty should be assessed for lees than Ita actual value. The total assessment would be much larger, but the tax levy would be lower to raise the same amount it rev enue. Besides, ail property would then pay Its Just proportion of the taxes. Each county would pay state tax according to property. It Is the only fair and equal way of assessment, but of course must be general. i ' ' Hastings Republican The Republican believes the hue and cry for revenue re vision Is raised by . the corporation lobby and Its news boosters in an attempt to di vert the attention of the public from an attempt at a strict enforcement of the present law and the few minor amend ments needed, and that the session will cither be spent In airing personal views of wide divergence, or In the event of the passage of a new law there will be found In Its enforcement the usual loophole for the escape of the franchfsed corporations. A strict enforcement of the present plain law would place these corporations on an equal basis of taxation with the small property holder, who has always borne the heavier burden, and until some tax re former points out the defects of the old law and not the manner In which tt la evaded we shall tend to the view that there Is much ado over nothing. ' Arapahoe Mirror: The Nebraska legisla ture seems to be making real effort now to amend the revenue laws of this state. There is certainly nothing needed In Nebraska In the line of legislation more than a change in tbo present revenue law; and this does not mean that the whole law be radically changed, hut certainly some amendment will be made that will compel the assess ment of property at its real value. It seems, too, that the state and county boards of equalization should be given more power than la conferred by the present law. The other features of the present law seem to be all that is required. There has been an effort In the legislature for the past sev eral years to amend the law, but some In terest has always been strong enough to block any remedial legislation. Just Vhat that Is seems a mystery to most people, be cause everybody has realized the necessity for a change. If the present members fail to do their duty In the matter they will probably hear from the people who have elected them to represent them in the law making body. Fairfield Herald: It may be expected that the revenue laws of the state wpi be I considerably amended at this session of the legislature. , The plan to provide for county assessors and to give added powers to boards of equalization on review of as' sessments to raise or lower the aggregate of assessed valuation meets with favor. The small property holder has probably paid his share of taxes all the years, the shortage in the , revenues comes from property that escaped the attention of the assessor, and from delinquent taxee stretch ing all the way, back since Nebraska be came a state. But there Is a wider view of this revenue matter, and that Is to assess all property as the law contemplates, at its fair cash value In the first Instance, thus showing up the resources of the state at something like what they really are, and at the same time reducing tha percentage rate of taxation on the dollar in the same proportion. As it is now, Nebraska shows up poor in assessed valuation and with rate of taxation as high, or even higher, than the current interest rate, enough to appall the eastern investor who In his ignorance of the facts naturally takes the official statements of assessed valuation each year a correct. If this legislature succeeds in providing a fairly satisfactory remedy for the present ridiculous inade quacy or tne annual precinct assessor' returns it will be a great step forward, for the state and entitle the lawmaker who accomplished It to some consideration for on good piece of work which had long awaited attention. Neligh Leader: A casual glance at the condition of the Nebraska state treasury would warrant the assumption that the present large floating debt of the state is due to extravagant appropriations. While this may be true in a few instances, yet it by no means solves the problem. The cause lies deeper. While the state has been grow ing in population and wealth, and the cost of government largely and naturally in creased, yet tha fact Is patent that the valuation for purposes of taxation, as re turned by the assessors, shows a gradual and steady decrease for a number of years. While state expenses have necessarily be come larger, the sourca of revenue has di minished. The Leader Is not favorable to any measure that will give a large fictitious valuation for revenue purposes, yet it Is forced to the conclusion that some means for-raising the assessment to a figure' that will yield sufficient revenue for state pur poses, under an economical administra tion, is not only wise, but absolutely nec essary. The present condition can not go on forever, for while at present the credit of the state Is of the best, a continuation of the policy of the past few years will In the end reach the climax of state bank ruptcy. This Is the situation as presented to the members of the state legislature, and happily they seem to appreciate it fully, and are planning to curtail expendi tures to the lowest possible limit, and at the same time enact needed revenue legis lation. To what extent they will be suc cessful cannot now be outlined, but man ifestly they are sincere In their purpose. geaatora 'and tbo People. Henry Loomla Nelson In the Century. The senate Is th most powerful body in the government. It is often spoken of as an oligarchy; but this is not absolutely accurate. Sometime the president de feats it by an appeal to the country, but tbo senate yields slowly even to (he coun try, for the people have a long time la which to forget the early sins of a senator, who. If he be wise, will be cautious during the latter half of his six years' term. But two-thirds of the senate can be care less until their Indifference or obstinacy threatens the party. A senator Is not chosen by the people, and legislatures are rarely held to a strict account tor th manner in which they select senatoa, or for the kind of men whom they choose. There ' ia a general Immunity for the middleman in politics. The executive who appoints is often punished for a frailty of judgment or for partisan blindness to bad character, while the senator who votes for confirmation may go scathltfts. Th people hav not often been watchful over elections to tha senate, and are not ac customed to tak failure to elect good Dei, or the actual election of unworthy men. anything that they can help. They seem to suffer from th Inertnesa which often aoinpules a conscious lack of power. BITS OP WAXntlRTOS I.1FK. Mlaor Sreaea and InrMeata Sketched on the Spot. President Roosevelt does not Intend to engage In bear hunting again until he has laid down the cares of office. The Wash ington Post reports that he gave the hunt ing ultimatum to a Wyoming delegation, heeded by Congressman Mondell, which called upon him recently. He was asked to participate In a grizzly hunt next spring In the course of his trip through the west. "Tour picture Is very alluring," said the president as the Wyoming people described to him the prospects of big game, "but I have found from past experience that hunt ing bear with a brass band Is barren of re sults." "We will close all the trails in the vi cinity," protested Mr Mondeli and his con stituents in one voice. "Yes," answered the president; "that nilgbt be done. I appreciate the courtesy of your Invitation, tut some people would get Inside even If they had to take a bal loon to do it " The president has reached the conclusion that there can be no sport With the trees full of reporters, the sky speckled with kite cameras, balloons sailing over con taining Journalists and sketch artists perched on every crag and butte. He wants some solitude to pop the pesky varmint, nqt so much on his own account, but to give the bear a run for his life. It he Is hunted with too much halloo and uproar he will refuse to play. A nice, quiet game suits hint better. . Simple In his tastes, he dislikes vulgar display. Mr. Roosevelt and the bears will get along very well to gether it the newspapers will spare them. But there is only one instance in the presi dential career that the press will heed an admonition to secrecy; and this is concern ing the annual message. There Is, to be sure, not the glowing and eager Interest In a messsge that there Is in a bear hunt. Nine columns of bear hunt is node too much. We can not speak as unrestrain edly of messages. Sometimes nine columns Is too much. Asher C. Hinds, clerk to the speaker of the house of representatives in Washington, Is a parliamentarian of great attainments, I ht h .rtnowledBe. that a oueatlon asked the other day by Congressman Shattuo " - . - - knocked him out. Debate on the Philippine currency hill had been dragging along wear ily, each successive orator having his time extended. One member secured double In dulgence of this kind and then Mr. Shat tuc Inquired with portentous solemnity: "Mr. Speaker, if this discussion is continued Indefinitely how long will it take to reacn a vote?" lur. Hlnas aia not see mo inion tional bull for a moment, but realised the situation when the members laughed. A new piano worth $15,000, according to competent judges, has been Installed In the East Room of the White House. It is the gift of a firm of piano manufacturers. It belongs to the massive square class and is covered all over with gold leaf. The legs are formed of great eagles with outstretched wings supporting the piano and feet rest ing on the floor. Around the body of the instrument the shields of the thirteen orig inal states are painted at intervals. The Interior construction of the piano is of the finest and its tone is very melodious. It will be used at the muslcalea which Mrs Roosevelt gives frequently. The life of a paper note, and especially those of small denominations, as a one, .two or nve-dollar bill, has always been much shorter than the average person would imagine. Of late, however, owing to the great Increase of prosperity through out the country, its existence has been curtailed until at. the beginning of the present year it has been estimated that the ordinary outstanding note now lives but a little more than two years. The main reason for this, says the Wash ington Post, lies in the tact that as busl I ness becomes more active there is a greater demand for small bills tor ready use, and these being handled oftener and more care lessly than the larger ones, they wear out much sooner. This tendency to have the average value constantly reduoed has made a great increase in the Issue of new money amounting to over 123,000,000 In bank noty and government paper currency, and a pro portionate Increase in destruction ana re demption. All of thla has its effect on every ae. partment through which the .note passes. from the time of the beginning of its ex istence in the paper mills of Massachu setts, whence it is aent to the Bureau of Engraving, to the treasury, and to the countless people who use it until it again reaches tha treasury, where It is redeemed and ground into pulp. In the paper mills this Increase in the demand for Quotes necessitates more em ployes and more machinery. In the Bu reau of Engraving, where the money is en graved, printed and numbered, before being taken to the treasury, the results are still mora manifest. During the last year 4C0 more .clerks have been added, thus bring ing the number up to 2,851, which, when set up against the 479 employes which com posed the entire working staff of the bu reau twenty-five years ago, is a forceful reminder of the rapid growth and pros perity of this country. The great amount of work done by the burean since 1900 has required' the organization of a night force, besides tha extension at times of the hours of labor of the entire pilnting force. Indlareattoa a Great Levaler. 1 Baltimore American. Edward VII's physician bluntly tells the monarch he eat too much. . This la a pretty dish to set before a king. But it seems that ther is no royal way to health In the matter of indigestion all men are painfully equal. BBBBmtRfB aaaaaaa'aaaaaaWBaa'saaaaa rrrTirri I TH11 mil rnr III III im II in' III rmiillSJ IS i HliminU nn u ""Sw Tho oldest, safest, - i, mmw& strongest, (j , WSk Sarsapatilla WL 'J$EW you can buy - . their children use It. As medi cine for the whole family it has no equal. "I long ago lea d the first great rule of health- keep the bow els regular so I , i never without Ayer'a rills." &.iZJS? PERSONAL Nofu. ' The adviser ef "6J8 per cent" Mlliei v- Brooklyn has gone Into bankruptcy. A Baltimore girt married a mil whom she had arrested for picking her pocket. Bay, "wasn't that Just lovely!" The legislature of Utah has oeen asked to legalist a holiday to be known aa "Health day," when every person must by law clean house. , The naval investigating committee ought to place some limit On the number of times a witness shall be permitted to change his testimony. ' ' General Funston is on a visit to hi old stamping grounds in Kansas, but In spit of all temptation has thus far refused to make a speech. Admiral Schley, accompanied by Colonel and Mrs. A. K. McClure of Philadelphia, Is to make an' extended tour of the west, going aa far west as southern California, where the early spring Will be spent. An intimate friend of the president re ceived a letter from Mr. Roosevelt recently in which the writer says: "I am not a rich man, hardly a well-to-do man, and besides I have a large family of small chil dren." A friend met Congressman Ruppert of New York and said: "Jake, I came away from home without any money this morn ing. Let me have a couple of dollars, will you. I want to get shaved." ,Say." ob served the congressman aa he handed ever the money, "who shaves you Plerpont Morgan T" Invitations have been issued by Mrs. Maria Patrick of Urban a, O., for a dinner party February S in honor of her ninetieth birthday. Twenty-five guests have been invited, none of whom will be less than 75 years of age. The combined ages of the guests and hostess will aggregate close to 1,800 years. . Monday last waa a fatal day for beauty, and two harrowing accidental were re ported. The long, luxuriant looks of Prof. Mommsen were burned away by the flames of a candle in Dresden, while on the other side of the world Sanford B. Dole of Hono lulu was rushing about endeavoring te quail a conflagration lo his flowing beard. . . ,UB" " appears TVs t.n a, .... ia n, the position in which Mayor Fa ran of Jersey City find himself. He is la bad health and doctors have ordered him to take Immediate rest at some place away from home. But Mr. Fagan is a republican and If he leaves hla efflce it will be filled by Alderman Block, a democrat. Political lines are drawn tightly In Jersey City, so there Is no knowing what Acting Mayor Block might do. Therefor Mr. Fagan la Oiling up with medicine and sticking to his Job. , , SMILIJCO LIKES. He (facetiously) A society belle should have the rlffht rln. She (demurely) Well, I hava hopes. kers Statesman. , , , . -Yon- ejorge It's no use fighting the coal deat- Mrs. George No; the thing for yon to do ; Is to say nothing and saw wood. Detroit Free Press. Maudie You can't fool me. 1 know you'r trying to keep your engagement to Horace a profound secret. Oraycle For goodness sake, don't say a word about It. I'm scared to death for fear Horac will And It out hlmaelfi Baltimore American. . .... Newltt Funnyl I always associate your wife with a certain episode In my own life. There' just one thing she alwaya remind me of Henpeck I wish I could say that. There's lots of things she alwaya ramlnds me of. Philadelphia Press. i "George, did you ever love any other woman as well as you love meT" j "Oh, yes, dear; several of them." "Indeed! Why didn't you marry one of them Instead of nn?" t -v., To "Well. I suppose I'll be asking myself that question, too, some day,'.' Chicago Tribune. He You are the first woman I ever loved. She Well, I don't know about that; but' I'm certain I'm the first woman you aver xuiu tnai you iovea ner. I could se that by the awkward way you do it. Boston Transcript. . , . a "You can't judge by appearances, paw," ' enld Farmer Sorghum's eldest daughter. "Beneath the roughest exterior may nestle the heart of gold.' me oid man looked thoughtful. "That sounds nice," he said, "but it i to me it's jest the opp'slte with a brick." Cleveland Plain Dealer. i SALUTE THO PHEWE.' ier St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Oh Prune! ' Bwart, shriveled prunet " ' ' ' ' About whose umbrous crevices still clings' The fragrant breath of June, . Thou meek and lowly cate, To thee we dedicate This rime to celebrate Thy virtues, Prune. Long hast thou been unsung, Butt of the witless tongue, '' And every clown unhung Hath sought to gib thee; Thou that waa't one a grape 1 ' " Full-blooded, fair of shape. Bacchus himself might rap. jftnd Joy to 'mblbe thee, . ., , Fall'n daughter of tha Vine, Thou wast not born for wine; , A lowlier destiny thine, , , , . . A humbler sphere. No sensuous, swinish sot - . Licks thee from reeling pot Thou'rt spared that painful lot. Mankind to cheer. ' . , Once thine empurpled bloom Dwelt In the odorous gloom. Heedless of future doom 1 On boarding table, Until thy riant grace ' Tempted th sordid, bas . Hind of the market place Cain to thine Abel. Scorned of the millionaire , . Feast of the. proletalret Blush not thy fame to wear, Proud Is thy station. Maker of muscle thou. To thee the masses bow, Foe of the trusts art thou, Prld of th nation. MI remember well when I first used Aycr's Strsafiarilla, nearly 60 years ago. I was thin, pale, 'weak, tired all the time, no appetite, could not play as the other boys did. Since then I have taken It many times, especially when over worked, tired out, or nervously de pressed. Now, all my children and