Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, January 27, 1903, Page 6, Image 6
TIIK OMAHA DAILY J1EE: TUESDAY, JANCAKY 27, 1003. Tire umaha Daily Hee. E. R08EWATER, LDITOR. Pt'BLlSHED EVER V MORNINO. TERMS OF SLBHCRtPTION. IaJ!y Bee (without Sunday), ne Tear.. 14 00 illy Hep and Hutnlay. line Year illustrated Bee. One Year 2 ' bunday llw, (iiih Year it " taturoay Bee, one nir 1.6") 'iwentleth Century farmer, One Year.. 1.00 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Dally Be (without Sunday), per copy.... 2c )aliy He (without H'lnday). per wcek...l2e Dally Bee (including Huwlay), per week..lic Lun.tsy Uee. per ropy fto j.vrnlng Bee (without Sunday), per week 6c livening Bee (Including: Sunday), per wr-ek '"c Complaint" of Irregularities In delivery rhould he addressed to City Circulation De partment OFFICES. Omaha The Rep Building. South Omaha-city Hall Building, Twenty-fifth and M Streets. Council Bluffs 1 l'rarl Street. Chlrago-164"" Cnlty Building. New York-!2 I'nrk Row Building. Washington 5"1 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and ed itorial matter should he aldressed: Omaha Dee, Editorial Department. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Mate of Nebraska. Douglas County, .: 'Georre B. Tuchuck. secretary of The Be l'nnilnlng company, being duly awt-rn, pays liiat the actual numbrr of full and complete c ,ples of The Dailv. Morning. Evening and I'unday Bee printed during the month of t December, UME. waa as iouows: 1 82.2MO 2 81,130 81,470 1 81,000 5 81,040 6 8I.S20 7 as.ooo g 80.000 a so.uoo j ) so.eno j: 8,ihm 1 1 8U.OTO SO.W40 ) 1 34.320 J 80,810 17 80.W20 U 30,010 Ij'j 80.SHO K.'.'". 80.T8O 21 3S.TOO 22 80,000 ejjj ...80.84KJ 24 .....ao,oo 25) 30,280 2t..', 80,830 27 80,870 28 28,HHJ 2. 30,700 30 82,820 Jl SO ,870 1J 80,0 lO Total BB2.045 I ess tinaold and returned copies.... 10,181 J et total sale 42.4!4 J et average sales ao.OA OEOROK B. TZ8CHITCK. Subscribed In my preaence and aworn to 1 cfore mi this 31st day of December, A. D. t'.vX M. B. HUNOATE, (Seal) Notary Public. When the county board stops stnr chamber sessions It will Inspire greater popular confidence. The danger Is that the friends of Colonel Lynch will do hlra more harm than good by organizing sympathy Meetings on this side of the Atlantic. Nebraska trap shooters are sighting their shooting irons at the man in the state capltol who wants the legislature to make bird shooting for sport a jail able) offense. It It to be hoped that the city council villi not run away from itself at its next regular meeting. Like all things,, the game of hide-and-seek must have a a end some time. When the boomers in the Nebraska oil field get through blowing and prove their faith by their works, people with money to Invest may take some stock in their gold mines. Anthracite coal barons should be care ful lest the consumers take to the soft coal habit so strongly that they cannot 1 a Induced to break It off when hard coal production resumes normal condl ton. The second annual meeting of the Ne Vraska democratic editorial association to be held at Grand Islaud next week will be devoted chiefly to a tussle -with the knotty problem, to fuse or not to fuse, again. The elevation of Judge Day to be as sjclate justice of the United States pre rue court will not conform fully to the Ohio Idea unless another Ohio man is planted In the place on the lower bench thus' vacated. The action of Seuator Wolcott in allowing the white feather so quickly recalls the forcible exclamation of famous American statesman on a Blinl l;tr occasion not so many years ago "God hates a quitter." The only prominent republican In Colorado gratitled by Teller's re-election Is former Senator Wolcott, who, falling to reach the plum, would rather bit it fall Into the moutluof a popocrat than to auother republican. Despite the drawback of a rich Amer ican wife, Couut Koul de Castellans lias been re-elected to the French Chamber of Deputies. It Is lucky for lilm that he Is running for office in France Instead of in the United States. Wanted One thousand able-bodied men to go to Veuezuela. Only men with military training, bringing their own breech-loaders, revolvers and other agricultural implements, will be ac 'tpted at the coloulzatlon office at Jop- d, Mo. The Douglas delegation has got its f.rst bill through the legislature, but except for legislating present incum bents of city offices into terms a few months longer than they were elected for, no one Is seriously affected one way or the other. It seem that simotst without knowing It Omaha has acquired a new palatial hotel. Unfortunately, however, the new notei is locatea witnin the en closures of the Union Pacific shops and it guest list restricted to men enrolled la the strike breakers' column. Nebraska wants to be represented at the St. Iul8 world's fair, but under the resolution adopted by the legisla ture the exikosltlon bill will bav to wait until after the revenue laws are fixed up. Tiie promotion department of the exposition will take due notice. Pinned right down to the point at Issue, what the cattlepien who have un lawfully fenced in the public domain want Is simply to le let alone In pos ekslon without being troubled either to take oot a lease and pay rent or to t&ka out a patent and pay for the buidJL'n the public service. The position banish tub cvRpuriArr: tonnr. Thf (neat majority of th men elected to Nebraska, legislature start out with K(m1 intention. Tliey enter th legis lative halls with the laudable ambition to make a record for themselves that will not only meet the approval of their constituents, but will enable them to point back with pride to the measures enacted by their help for the promotion of the welfare of the whole state. When with uplifted hand they solemnly swear thnt they "tvM not accept or re ceive directly or Indirectly any money or any valuable thing from any corpora tion, company or person, or any promise of office for any official act or Influence or for any vote they may give or with hold ou any bill, resolution or appro priation," they mean to live up to their obligations In Rood faith. No sooner Is the session opened, or even before It begins, the members of the legislature are beset by a ganK of scoundrels puld by corporations to do the criminal work of wholesale and re- all brlliery and corruption. These hanieless political courtesans beset them at every step. They tempt them Into violating their oaths with railroad passes, telephone passes, telegraph franks, theater tickets and debauch them with wines and liquors until their consciences become paralysed and their self-respect Is completely lost. When they think the lawmakers have reached that condition the paid corporation cor ruptlonlsts begin their despicable work of bunco steering by befogging and be- loudlng the minds of the legislators with fine spun sophistry and plausible excuses for the betrayal of the people. Tills is the condition in which the Ne braska legislature finds itself at this moment. While a majority of the members of both bouses are doubtless sincerely de sirous to fonnulate and enact laws that will equalize the burdens of taxation by compelling railroads and other cor porate Interests to bear their Just pro portion of the expenses of government, state, county and municipal, they are being dogged at every step by the cor poration lobby and corporation lawyers, who persist in poisoning their minds with bad advice and seek to Induce them to commit themselves to a policy thnt would frustrate every attempt at tax reform and stave off the relief for which the people have been praying these many years and to which the dominant party Is committed. These smooth bunco steerers persist in chaperoning the legislature over crooked paths lb. defiance of all decency and law. Unlike the road agents who dyna mite express safes, loot mail pouches and bold up passengers with their faces nmsked, the legislative brigands ply their Infamous vocations unblushlngiy in hotel corridors, In the cloak rooms at the capltol and even on the floors of the legislature under pretext of assisting and advising the members how to vote and how not to vote, what bill to sup port and what bill to defeat It Is high time that the honest men in the legislature banish the unbidden Intruders from the capltol and give them a wide berth wherever and when ever they are approached. These slimy reptiles have a right to be heard before committees sitting in public and acting for the public. They have a right to remonstrate against any attempt to do them Injustice or any attempt to sub ject them to unjust taxation or unrea sonable regulation, but they have no right to invade the legislative halls with paid corruprionlsts, and they have no right to keep paid emissaries at the capital to debauch the lawmakers under the pretense of social entertainment A great deal of mischief ha undoubt edly already been done that cannot be undone, but the worst features of the foul associations and corrupt Interfer ence can be averted If the legislature would expel the corporation lobby from the capltol and make it as disgraceful for any member to be found In their company as it would be for them to be linked in with the chain gang. FOB IS D IAS SlCHVlCE HKTURM. The letter of the Indian Reform asso elation to President Roosevelt will doubtless have good results. The presl dent has shown a great deal of Interest in the Indian Question, with which he is largely familiar, and ha already made Inquiry regarding the Indian agents referred to in the association' letter against whom charges have been preferred. This prompt action gives assurance that the suggestions of the association will be given careful and earnest consideration. The statement contained In the let ter constitute a very strong indictment of the present method of selecting In dlan agents and show most conclu sively the necessity for a change. The ract that within the last three years nearly W per cent of the agents were .... ' ... dismissed, allowed to resign or refused reappointment for cause, while serious charge are now pending against seven agents, show a condition that loudly calls for reform. The association says that the agents under charges , are wholly unfit for the responsible posi tions they occupy and It Is not to lie doubted that thl would be found to apply to others If a thorough Investiga tion were made. The trouble ha been, an the association point out that agents have been appointed for politi cal reasons, with little regard to their qualifications and fitness. The remedy suggested Is that men recommended by members of congress for Indian agent le subject to some form of examination analogous to those under the civil service commission, to ascer tain their qualification before they should be eligible. This Is roanlfeatl what should be done.:. ' There Is no good reason why the merit system may not be applied to the position of In dian agent and made even more com prvheuxtve and .strict In it require ment than It is respecting other place j Indian agent Is a responsible one and those selected for It should have a well established chsracter for" Integrity as well as for administrative ability and other essential qualifications. The as sociation says there has leen improve ment In the service during the Inst few years, but there Is still something to be accomplished in order to reach the proper standard. In his last annual message President Roosevelt said that lu dealing with the Indians our aim should be their ulti mate absorption Into the laxly of our people and that the first and most im ixirtaut step toward the absorption of the Indian is to teach him to earn his living. "Every effort should be made to develop the Indian along the lines of natural aptitude and to encourage the existing native Industries peculiar to certain tribes." This is now the recognized policy and progress Is being mude under it. lint it will be a con siderable time iH'fore the desired re sult Is fully attained nnd meanwhile there Is nothing more necessary to Its attainment .than that those who are placed In charge of the Indians, with the responsibility of teaching them to Ihs self-sustaining and directing them in the proper course, Bhall be capable, honest and faithful to the trust When only such men are in the service other needed reforms will be easily effected. THE STATEHOOD BILL CONTEST. The protracted debate in the United States senate on the omnibus state hood bill has become tiresome, but the opposition to the measure is utterly in different to this and seems determined o prolong the debate throughout the session. Senator Foraker said a few days ago that every senator knew that the debute has no other purpose than that which has been asserted over and over again In the cloak rooms and in the lobbies nnd corridors of the capltol, that the bill is to be talked to death. That Is the evident design of the op position, as plainly shown in the fact that some senators on that side have occupied days in speaking against the bill. Those who support the measure are anxious to have a vote upon It. Argu ment for and against has been ex hausted and they want the question disposed of, so that the senate con give consideration to other Important mat ters that are before it. If it be the in tention of the opponents of the state hood bill, as appears to be the case, to continue the debate throughout the ses sion, the country need not expect any anti-trust legislation, so far as the sen ate is concerned, or indeed any gother Important legislation except the pas sage of the appropriation bills and even these may have to be pushed through during the lust days of the ses sion wunoui naviug receivea proper consideration. The senators who are responsible for the situation are not serving the public Interest. While we think the bill for the admission of the territories should be passed and proba bly would be If brought to a vote, there are other questions of more urgent im portance, from the point of view of the general public Interest, than this one and tuey should not be neglected. If the people could be heard In the matter It is not to be doubted that there would be an overwhelming demand that the senate at once dispose of this question and take up the other subjects calling urgently for its consideration and action. THE BUUXDARY TREATY. A treaty has been signed at Wash ington providing for a commission to which shall be referred the Alaskan boundary dispute. This information comes from London and from the Canadian capital and says nothing In regard to the term of the convention, but the opinion is expressed that it will be ratified by the senate. The negotia tion of the treaty appears to have been carried on with more than ordinary secrecy and the announcement , that it had been signed was something of a surprise. There will be a great deal of Interest a to the terms for arbitrating this boundary dispute, especially whether any concession has been made by our government that may Involve loss of territory. If there has been any yield ing toward the Canadian claims the treaty will not meet wi'h popular ap proval, but It is not probable that Sec retary Hay has taken a position likely to prove Inimical to American inter ests in Alaska. At all events, the sen ate can be depended upon to give the treaty most careful consideration and to see that the right and the interests of the United States are ' ln nowise Jeopardized. Senator Howell has ventured to dls pel "some illusions" as to his bill. He asserts that it does not compel the city to build a new water works plaut if it fails to purchase the present one. This does not dispel the objection to a gov ernor-appointed water commission ac countable to nobody and removable by nobody, and the appointment of a high salaried water commissioner, who to gether with the commission will tiegin to drain the city treasury within thirty days after the bill becomes a law and will continue to draw salaries whether the city acquires the present water works plant or not. In other words, Mr. Howell falls to Justify the attempt to deprive Omaha of the right of self government inherent to all American titles, nor does he dispel the Illusion that his plan puts the curt lefore the horse ln creating a water commission before we acquire the water works and In saddling upon the city the expense of more tax-eaters before the city has Invested In water works. President Schwab of the steel trust is quoted as deprecating to newspaiwr correspondents at Palermo the trans mission to this country of any state- ofjjueat cvuceruliig hi health, giving his reason that "the more I sav on the! subject the less I succeed In convinc ing." Mr. Schwab must bo taking bis cue from those eminent politicians who I . , .. , , , .Uv..u....v announce at every turn that they are not candidates for this or that office, which they have no chance of securing even should they aspire. It behooves the Real Estate exchange and others enlisted In the fight for tax reform to keep alive to every turn at the legislature. The tax-shirking mil muds have a permanent and extensive lobby constantly at work at Lincoln, with all the seductive Influences at their command. nut the lawmakers must not be allowed to forget that the rail roads constitute only a small part of their constituency. The Denver street railway system has Just been extended to a suburban' town fifteen miles distant Expansion is the watchword of all the progressive street railway companies and before long I every live city of metropolitan preten- . ., , . , n slons will have to have trolley connec- tlons with all point In lta surrounding territory for 60 to 100 miles. Let Omaha keep ahead of the procession. With congress suffering such an economical streak that It holds memor ial service on Sunday In order to save I time for legislative labors on week davs. nn wm.lH T,.f norrw -lt ' J I uiu u, ttu uie appropriations. me chances are, however, that this economy of time Simply means more time to de- vnt to varlmi. .mu m.Hn- draft on the public treaaury. Omaha has built uo a great live Stock ' iu mi ci iiaa Lfuiib up a. ftlrai live Biotclk market out of Just the same conditions . ,. , that now prevail with reference to the creation or a grain market. Omaha Is the natural focal point of A prolific grain country, and no railroad discrlm- inations should be allowed to stand ...in.) hr. H...Wn,,t e SOUrCt S. 1 And now It transpire that the Omaha Bar association Is torn up by factions, It was a common belief that faction were a disturbing element in politics only. As a matter of fact faction, political and otherwise, are like the tvot-oo fimt .iHt.ia ih. . oni ir,n i. from mitrlfVlnir. Whenever one hear of the machine in politics It Is understood to mean the I faction for the time in control of th party machinery. Here in Omaha, I however, the fellows ln charge of the republlcan machine are trying to make capital bv calling those on the outside the machine. 9! No Kick Conlag. Washington Post. New Jersey collects Incorporation fees to the extent of $2,227,000 annually. Tet some people are so inconsiderate as to expect New Jersey to turn, in and whoop against the trusts. A Gentle Reminder. Philadelphia Inquirer, The size of the guns which Uncle Sam is nowadays adding to bla . naval arma ment comes ln the way of a gentle re minder to the other nations that they ought not hastily to enter Into war with the great and glorious United States. No Dodging Permitted, Minneapolis Journal (rep.) If the present session of congress does not give us a strong anti-trust law, the blame will rest on the republican party No amount of hide-and-seek with the bill in the trusty senate will cover un that fact, What makes the senators mad is that the president's dally more or less publio insist- ence on action is publishing It over and over again to all the world that trust legls- latlon is right up to the republican party. Strength and Shape. New Tork Press. The world is gone mad on strength and shape. Magazines and newspapers are alive with advertisements of methods of acqulr- ng the muscle of Hercules, the arms of Venus, the neck of Juno, the bust of Vesta, the waist of Josephine, the hips of Diana, the legs of Cleopatra. Minerva Is tor the moment ln the background. No hope for wlsrlom now! Women are dlsnlaved In Im possible positions and advised to repeat enrtnln nniM. Mr. Cutei .kd Mn Butex, "How do you keep your front so flat, my dear?" Mrs. Butex replied: "Oh, I am under instructions. Thirty times In the morning and thirty times In the even- Ins I nick un each foot in my hands and touch the toe to the tip of my ear. You can have no idea how much it has reduced my front, certainly several Inches and some pounds." "Do you stand up and do that?" "Necessarily; stand on one foot while the other is in the air." "Merciful heavens!" MI9SOVRIAS9 WAIT FREE PASSES. That la, Stat Official Want Thai Legal Right. While Montana lawmakers are nursing their wrath because their railroad passes were limited to' sixty days, the lawmakers of Missouri aro seeking to ride over any old road In the state as a constitutional right. Representative Robert B. Oliver of Cape Olrardeau has introduced in the house an amendment to the constitution requiring railroads to furnish state officials free passes during their official Uvea. Mr. Oliver says he considers It on of tho most Important measures pending la the legislature. It compels all railroads In the stato, under penalty of forfeiture of char ter and all right to do business In tb stats, to Issue free passes to all tji stat ruul "e 1"'" uuwu, un iu- eluding judges of the supreme court, mem bers of the legislature, circuit and appel late judges, sheriffs and superintendent of state Institutions. 1 As the law now stands it Is a felony tor state official and members of the legisla ture to travel on railroad passes. This law was enacted ln 1887. Railroad men say that It has almost been a dead letter, as a majority of officials and mors than half the members of the legislature find means of traveling on th railroads without paying fare, The claim Is also mad that railroad passe are sometimes used for other than legitimate purposes, when the legislature Is in session. It Is Mr. Oliver's opinion that If th railroads were compelled to Issue passes to the officials stated no particular hardship would b inflicted oa them and at the iimt tlm the would b fre from any influence a paw might bav upon them Several states bav laws similar to th an WuiXMod b Mr. Oliver. tip ion the tr.r.m.ATt hk, Clay Center Sun: The wholcesle elnugh 'r,n' of Paeons by trap shooting for amusement Is a disgrace to civilization. If. indeed, civilisation, upon the whole, la more humane than aavagery. A bill has been Introduced In the state, legislature prohibiting pigeon trap shooting. It shouU Dfrome m law Wood River Interests: There Is a general feeling among legislators thnt thrr con stituents expect that they shall be the father of at least one bill, Independent of Its legitimacy, and thus It Is thnt each ses sion of the legislature Is flooded with a host of bills, most of which are of very doubtful utility and , worth. The crying need of the hour Is not for more legislative enactments, but fewer and better ones. Elm Creek Reacon: Among the numerous bills introduced In the Nebraska legisla ture one of the most humane and sensible la that prohibiting live bird trap shooting. This Is not an evil of our town nor county a far as we know, but It la practiced In our state. Wanton destruction of life for port can breed nothing but hard heart -edness toward animals and men. Live bird trap shooting has been abolished in New York and Massachusetts. Waterloo Gazette: The Sears resolution ni""111" " rut of the house that no bills for buildings, etc., carrying with them ap- ,.,. .., A , proprlatlons, shall be advanced to third reading until a revenue measuro shall have been passed that will provide sufficient funds to liquidate the debt and meet neces sary appropriations, is a movo that will operate in the Interests of revenue reform and put that class of legislation ahead of rerythlng else. The large vote by which tn resolution was passed indicates the temp" or tBe ,on tnat ,,nP Arcaam -onampion: vwmc me legiaia.ure la nrfiFrvlnv Itanlf nvef t ha flnatlnv IndnVit edness of the state and trying to straighten out the revenue law tangle and at the same tlm8 dispose of the question of approprla- "" ' Puc buildings to the aatlsrac- I Kaii tt all 1 at iham lnnV nvar ri o norocallT of . -.'. .nDroDr,at,on to the Louisiana Purchase exposition at St. Louis nnd If there are any who can make tho approprla , j ....... . 1 i - tlon that ilze and have n ,n kppi,lnK the condition that they are s'ruggllna ,,, , . rInr nf v.. g with g with we would like to see the color of his hair. Two thousand five hundred dollars Is plenty. Norfolk Press: Any revenue law that does not provide disciplinary penalties for evad Mag taiation and adequate methodB for en forcing the penalties will be a worse fall- than trt. nrmant law Tn ariilitlnn to enacting a law that will provide adequate revenue the legislature should go a step farther and make every public officer re h8 foJ "travagant ,. no Be ln r,VPnue by taxation If the men who are charged with the duty f handling the funds waste it ln useless expenditures or ln contracts given as a I . AW. I 11.1 1 l , - ""ru l" w" lr i""L' viay "uenier oun: a dhi nas upph mvru- duced by Representative Caldwell provld- lng a department in one of the hospitals for the insane for the detention and treatment d parole of dipsomaniacs, inebriates I mnA i nt a aA,ri eA is (Via ovpnncl VA lta A nf w t ., nmo months ago of this manner of treating In- ebrlates, believing it to be a good idea. Many Inebriates threatened with such a punishment would brace up and inrow on the habit. This would be the best result of the law, because it serves to develop the latent powers of the Individual and make a man of him. In cases where tho law did not have this effect, and the man was Joined to his Idols, he should be treated for affection of the brain, as the Insane are. Wood River Interests: An adequate revenue measure ia the most Important matter up before the Nebraska legislature at present. Both tho senate and the house have appointed committees on the subject which are to act Jointly ln draughting a suitable measure. The Joint committee has aaked that the supreme court be requested to designate members of the supreme court commission to collaborate with them ln preparing the bill, and it is thought the request will be granted. It Is said the new- measure will include the following features: (1) A provlalon for county assessors ln each county of the state. In lieu of precinct assessor; (2) a provision for enlarged powers of the state and county boards of equalliation. so that assessments may be either raised or lowered in whole or in part I Wayne Republican: A good bill to Intro I duce ln the legislature would provide, for the publication of annual reports of all public officials handling public funds. Also annual reports of all corporations doing business ln the state. In each county in which they do business. The first provi sion is now compiled with ln the Instance of county and city officials, and should be extended to school officials, et al. It would be detrimental to the Interests of corpo rations to comply with a provision of this kind as those doing a fair business could afford publicity and would gain patronage while the general public would be pro tected against the unfair and often Insol- vent companies aoing Dusiness. in mis latter class are many Insurance companies snd fake investment companies constantly going- to the wan. PK It SO MA I, NOTE. On board the liner bt. iouis mo uon t Worry club didn't have a chance to have a hearing. Mrs. Alice M. Ruble, member of the lower house of the Colorado legislature, made the nominating apeecn for Henry M. Teller for United States senator. Herr Deucher, the new president of Ewltterland, is 70 years old and a physi cian, but gave up regular practice ln 1S79. Since 1854 he has taken a prominent part ln the politics of hia native land. There is one man to whom even "Cy" Sulloway of New Hampshire will have to look ud in the next congress. He Is Ollle James of the First Kentucky district Moreover, he weighs 350 pounds. A bill has been introduced In the New York legislature to compel the gunners of the state to pay $25 a month for a certifi cate. That Is a large price to exact lor me privilege of being mistaken for a deer and shot at. Robert Poole, who has Just died at his suburban home near Baltimore, had charge of the work of building the dome of the national capltol at Washington, as well as the neaTy ,ron castlngs ana columna of the hulldin. Someone asked Congressman Mercer of Nebraska: "Are you any relation to the base ball player named Mercer who killed himself out west the other day?" "None whatever," was the answer. "His name, I see, was Win, and there has not been a win ln my family since before election. New York police captains are required under the new rules to keep a diary of their doings every day and every hour. This will be a tremendou strain on their veracity, which was never as robust a their physique. However, the diary method will give future msionaua an aDumiams of raw material. Th only real, reliable weather sharp In congress is Senator liatt of Connecticut. It 1 not believed that any Yankee agricul turist can hold a candle to the acnator when it cornea to foretelling the weather I Fr years h baa been a close student of this subject, until now he is regarded a lta irt meteorologist or cougrea. bit or wminoTos Line. Mlnr Srene. and Incidents Sktrhe4 on the Spot. Office seekers occasionally reach the goal of their hopes on the federal pay roll by persistently working the "pull" of a con- . . . , 1 Hn.k n lv I which Kticress brings Is often mellowed by the difficulty of expressing In suitable phrases the gratitude one naturally feels. To those flho are or may be similarly trou bled the following specimen received by a congressmen Is commended: "I cannot close without analn acknowledging my thanks. No lnnguage Is rich enough to ex press my gratitude. No sentiment, how ever sublime, is lofty enough to reveal the obligation 1 feel. Your friendship will ever be a source of Joy and pride and an in spiration to ever higher thought snd ac tion. Rod grant, and I cannot help but be lieve He will spar me, that again tome dny I may help to crown you." A constituent recently wrote to Repre sentative Kahn of Saa Francisco, request ing him to Introduce a bill for some mechanism "to penetrate the heavenly bodies." With the letter was a diagram and explanation of tho particular Invention. The diagram was full of wheels, and Mr. Knhn studied It Intently. The question that puizled him was as to what to do with the letter. He did not want to offend his constituent. Mr. Kahn la not that kind of a legislator. Neither could he offer such a bill ln congress, for he was aware that it could not receive consideration. A bright thought finally struck the Ban Franciscan. He took his pen and WTote: "I regret very much that I cannot com ply with your request. Congress has no Jurisdiction over heavenly bodies." It Is the president's Intention to leave Washington for the Rocky mountains about the end of March. He will stay there hunt ing until late in April, when he will re turn to St. Louis and take part in the world's fair dedication ceremonies. He will at once go west again and will bo tho guest of the California Orand Army o! the Republic at San Francisco May 7. He will be at Portland, Ore., when ground Is broken for the Lewis and Clark exposition in May. He will then visit several points in the northwestern states and may not return to Washington before June. Around the capltol, says the Washington Post, the westerners are telling a story f the recent election of Judge W. B. Heyburn to the United States senate by the legis lature of Idaho. Some of the friends of tho opposition not only were deceived about Jmlpe Heyburn's chancea of winning, but were so sure their own candidate was winning that they gathered in all the money anybody would wager, and had to walk home. "(n tho afternoon of the evening of the caucus," says Hon. John Bascum, an Idaho politician, who is including Washington and the capltol ln an cistern visit, "the friends of W. E. rforah of Boise were ex ceedingly confident. They had signed as surances of support from a majority of the republican members and were consequently offering odda of from five to one to ten to one on Borah's getting the prle. "But Judge Heyburn had a manager who was extremely busy and he not only cor ralled the republican members who were unpledged, but he added to his list enough of those who had signed to make Heyburn's elect.lou certain. Then Heyburn supporter! were as 'sporty' as the Borah men, but a bit more foxy. They took every bet that was offered, but did It through the medium of the democrats, so that no suspicion should be engendered. . . "When the caucus had ended Mr. Borah was not only 'cleaned up' politically, hut his friends had been 'cleaned up' finan cially. In the aggregate Heyburn's friends are credited with having made upward of $50,000 out of their quiet little game." The new issue of postage stamps on which the Bureauof Engraving and Print ing and the Postoffice department have been working for the last two or three months, will be on Balo by March 1, the third as sistant postmaster general has announced.' These stamps will be radical changes from the present form in style of design and general attractiveness. The new stamps. It Is said, will be the handsomest that the PoRtofflce department has ever Issued, and are the most artistic ln dcBlgn. Some of the stamps have already been Issued and they show what a radical de parture has been made from tho old and stilted design. The 8-cent and 13-cent have already been Issued to the postoffices of the country, as also has the 2-cent. The 6-cent variety will be ready for Issue to morrow and the 15-cent was delivered Monday, February 1, the 1-cent, B-cent and 50-cent denominations will be ready, and fifteen days later the 3-cent and 10-cent stamps will be out. This will leave for Issue March 1 the 4-cent, Jl. $2 and 5 va rieties. The chief of the division of postage stamps and supplies announces that he will have every one of the stamps out by Mnrch 1. although Director Meredith of the Bureau of Engraving and Printing is not so sanguine.. Proofs of almost every one of the stamps have been received and the designs have been approved and work on the regular issue Is beginning at once. When Secretary Moody was under re pairs, necessitated by the shake-up he sus tained by Jumping -from a caiTlage la An napolis, Preeldent Roosevelt called to Bee him. It happened that a new servant an swered the door. He did not know Mr. Roosevelt, and he said the secretary waa not In. "Oh, he'll see me," said the chief magistrate, good-naturedly. "I dunno, sah," said the servant. "Who Is you?" "The president." "President ob what?' asked tho colored man, suspiciously. Junt then another servant came to the door snd Mr. Roosevelt was allowed to enter. Congressman Littlefleld of Maine waa as suring Bome Washington correspondents that Journalistic talent Is not confined to the national capital. "Why, I know of a reporter," he said, "who was describing the wreck of a vessel on the Maine roast. This wa one of his sentences: 'At this moment a giant wave swept over the doomed craft and six poor sailors bit the dust.' Any of you fellows ever beat that?" The cor respondents Bald in chorus: "I hope not." ffln5. I 1 "XZP&- Bona ( " Is madeof two layer of Build gold Willi a layer of stiffening metal between. It Is better lhau a solid gold eaa becaua It le stronger and so cloee-fltUiig as to keep out ga. smoke, dust aud dauipn. BUS. UJatch Gnocs are tnoacntxed u tbe etal the world over, end sold e eucb by eil Jewaien. 1 be lle M tbe ouly euifeuwt auw lu oe lunf eoauiu to ruve tiy actual wnmr tijet they wlil outient u 2&-yenr guerent. llimli notilHlaalu l"n().N Tilt kmtOBt tmita. BuvlL bre ebown Is sieyijwl la eetb Buea cea MT (Wall ftwtUr. THE atVSTONsI convicTio or ( fli.o'FL i.i sen. New York Tribune: The man ought to bear through life the brand of a traitor and a felon, and hln crime must retnuln no less odious than If he had paid tho penalty upon the scaffold. New York World: It Is evident that to " . ..,, Boers and Irishmen. The British govern ment will hardly commit ao palpable a blun der. Loulevlllo Courier-Journal: The death entence which has been ra''il upon Colonel Lynch Is ;nly what was to have been expected, but is rractlcnJly certain to be commuted. The Incomprehensible part of the matter is why Lynch returned and submitted to trial, ln view of the strong case and the serious charge agiinst him. Baltimore American: It was pure quixotism for Lynch to go to Iondon under the circumstance. He forced the govern ment to take action of some sort. It Is doubtful, however, if a t rial for treason was a Judicious step. It gave to an inci dent a dignity which it would not other wise have secured, and it made of Lynch a hero this, too, no matter how the trial may end for the assumption In the publio mind is sure to be that a man who Is tried for high treason must be of considerabln Importance. The only punishment likely to be Inflicted 1 deprivation of an office which he hue never filled. Iunlshinent for treason in time of peace Is practically ob solete. Chicago Tribune: The Jury which found Colonel Arthur Lynch guilty of high treason could not have returned a different verdict, the law being as It Is. He admit tedly had given aid and comfort to the enemy. The defense made for him by his counsel was weak. A man cannot change his allegiance during a war, fight for tho other Bldo and then plead that he Is beyond the reach of treason statutes. The wonder Is that Colonel Lynch, who cennot havo fceon altogether Ignorant of the harsh Eng lish law, should have ventured to put foot in England. He courted death whep ho did It. He has abundant courage, as his com posed demeanor when the death sentence was pronounced shows, but he lacks dis cretion. Springfield Republican: This Irishman la no traitor, then, ln the sense that Benedict Arnold was. Had tho Boers triumphed In their struggle he would have been held ln the BKuje sort of esteem In South Africa that wo Americans hold Paul Jones. Treason dot.h never prosper; what' tha reason? Why, If It prospers, none dar call It trea-son. When England has made Ireland a happy, prosperous country to live ln, with a popu lation that does not seem headed toward extinction, and that does not regard the British government with the Inherited hatred of centuries, then an Irishman In Colonel Lynch' position would be more likely to be regarded with detestation by the world at large. As it Is, England has made Its own traitor by GOO years of wretched mlsgovernment In Ireland. BRIGHT AMI UllKEIY. Footpad Hold up your hands! Belated Pedestrian All rlprht, but before searching me I may as well tell vou that I met my wife downtown this afternoon. Footpad Say no more, pard; I'm a mar ried man myself. Here's a quarter for you. Chicago News. Nocash (disconsolately') The rlci aro getting richer and the poor poorer. Friend What's wrong now ? Nocash MIfs Kullpurse has refused me and Is going to marry Mr. Coupon. New York Weekly. Teacher Tommy, can you tell who Atlas wasT 'A'?mmyYeJ,'m- H vraa a coal dealer. A coal denier?" . .,, . i ..,.., ,, "I s'pose he was. He held everybody up." Kansas City Journal. "Those Texas legislators objected strenu ously to wearing drexs suits at th In augural ball." 'i don't wonder. Tou can't hide a brace o shooters with them swallow talis worth a cent." Cleveland liuln Dealer. ."ChJ?rI',y ""y" that 1 make biscuit lust like his mother lined to me.ke," aald young Mrs. Torkins. ' ' indeed," nald the thoughtless woman: I always understood that bis mother waa a very Inferior cook." Chicago PoBt. "Look at thnt mass of coloring," said the doctor pointing at a Titian. "I tell vou tho old masters laid It on heavier th.m they do nowadays." "They do. indeed." mused the professor You ounht to sen the scar- on mv back that were put there by one of them when I was a schoolboy." Chicago Tribune. AW OL.lt MAN. Youth's Companion. Here in my easy chair I sit An old, old man before the Are, Deaf to all sounds of every day And dead to every paM desire. Perhaps the falling outward sens Quickens the spirit's Inner ear, For Kitting here before the fire You'd scarce believe the sounds I heae. All this long afternoon I heard The brook in the old orchard etna Just as It used to, on th farm. When first the grass fcrew green ln spring. You know that gurgling, gladsome noise The voice of wnter wild with glee When It hns burnt Its ley bond And tlnds Itself alert and free. The birds, too, In the beech tree grove I hear them, as In days of yore ' When I went forth at hrenk of day, Call through the aunrlso bush one more. And that one bird that nested high I thought she fmd a silver throat A trickle of clear mi'lixiy, It thrills me oft, her slender note. My mother's voice, too oh, so plain ji caiiH iierosH me ratting light: " iuuiii fading light: me to Vine yr.ur play; e, 'tis almost night!" . ome, eminren, time Come in tho house, Sometimes when you have left tha room And nlone im Hitting here, 1 I s(eak the atiHwer right nut loud "Yes, yes. I'm cumliiK, mother dearl" Then there's one sons romes back to me Your nmther Hang it, my dear wife, A slender girl ireHned all lu white, Firnt time I Bttw her ln my life. She used to carol like a bird 'TIh an old-fashioned song, I know. Hut day by day 1 bear her Kill Hinging, "John Anderson, my Jo." I sometimes think that when I go To Join her In the angel throng. Her voice, above the heiiv'nly hymn, Will rine once more lu ttiat loved song An old, old man and common speech But seldom reaches my dulled ear" Yet sitting here before the lire ' You'd scarce btlleve the sound I hear J you should cav a j a, line Hlltrened Hold Case In order to protect Ui tvorks and lessen the oust of m ain. Tlm BOSS GOLO I la ex.Ii Buea ceee Mr JZJ I nu ui fur boohUt. 14 DM CASK CO., Philadelphia.' i 1". V ' '' t ' KW Tr, 1 ;f T " - -- -1 ( ', W WATCH