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Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter should be addressed : Omaha keo. Editorial department. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btate of Nebraska, iJOJglas County, as : George u. Tssrhuck, secretary of The Res J'ubllxhlng company, helnir duly sworn, rays that the actual number of full and com- filets copies of The Dally. Morning, Even ng and Sunday liee printed during the month of December, l&jl, was aa follows: 1 17 31M2 j 31,120 3 31.4T0 4 31.O0O E ill,IUO C ai.nao 18 30.U10 U 8t,fet 20 3l,7MO 21 as.700 22 80,000 1 8,MH 23.... S 3(1,1X10 24.... .10.000 2D.... io.... ao.itno 2u.... 11 UO.fMiO 37.... 12 3O.070 28.... U... 30,040 29.... 14 liH.HW) 30.... IS SO.MIO 31.... It ao.it io Total ....3O.K00 ...,30,000 ,...8(),2r.U ,...80,K30 '....30.K70 ....2S.80B ....80.710 ....32.24t ....aO,M70 I . , .tr.a.i r, ... lO.l.M Less unsold and returned copies.... Net total Bales 042.4414 Net average sales Ito.-HU OEOROE II. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31st day of December, A, D. Ir2. M. H. HUNUATE, (Seat) Notary l'ublic. The passing of "Suvngc" Is accentu ated by high winds. TliU Is Jacknoninn day, and all who Worship the patron saint are expected to celebrate. It's an 111 wind that blows nobody good. The plate glass uiou have their Innings now. Legislative committees are presumed to bo organized to expedite legislation, not to obstruct It. In spite of the high and dry winds the state capltol Is In great danger of being flooded with bills. Governor Mickey will not dance to night, but he will allow all Nebraska to Join In the Inaugural hymn. It would be agreeable alike to coal miners and coal consumers If the arbi tration commission would cut it short. Tho federal, petit Jury,, that will con vene at Lincoln ou January 10 to assist the legislature In Its Impending wood awing contest has been drawn. Governor Van Sant of Minnesota not only has the courage of his convictions, but also the nerve to keep up the fight against the Northern Securities merger. The twenty-eighth session of the Ne braska legislature Is now In full blast, but there Is not sufficient reason to sup pose that the session will differ ma terially from those that have gone be fore. Will the outgoing governor of Ne braska turn over to the Incoming gov ernor of Nebraska that mystic cigar box with ita historic contents, or does 'he propose to hold on to It as a Botiveulr of better days? - Improvements Lu the Nebraska tele phone system are. In. sight Whether this Is to be attributed to the menace of a competing telephone company or to natural evolution Is quite ' Immaterial. Improvements are always welcome. In discussing the Nebraska grazing land problem' It should not be forgotten that the small ranch owners outnumber the big ranch owners a hundred to one. and If concessions are to be made to the cattle barons by revision of the grazlug laud laws the rights and Interests of the small ranchmen should be safeguarded and protected.' Blx members of congress rose to their full height on the tlor of the house of representatives Tuesday to deny public reports to the effect that they had Joined with other meuilors to pool their clerical work. lu other words, the honorafcte members of the house want It understood that they have not organ lied a letter-writing merger. A single stenographer doing the correspondence of six congressmen would, of course, be very unparliamentary. There Is, how aver, a well-defined rumor urouml Wash lugton that some uichiIkts of congress pool with themselves and pocket the en tlra $1,200 a year salary allotted to them for clerk hire. A Washluirtoii uiun lu a letter to the New York Times says the republican party should nominate SjK-aker Hender son lu 10O4 for vice president. He writes In most complimentary, terms of the ser vles of General Henderson to the coun try and the iwrt.v, all of which is fully merited by the distinguished lowan. It will not be ynestk ?ed that General Hen dersoto has every ipmlltlcatlou for the vice presidency Meept oue he la a na Uv of Scotland, bavins becu lx.ru at Old leer lu.thnt country, nearly-M years ago. It njay utit Ik; remarkable that a retddeut Kit the iuttKmul cupltiil who chows familiarity with the publl record of General lleuderson, should be unaware of his foreign birth, but It is a little surprising that that fact should bava been, overlooked by fcuch a news paper aa the T lines, w. . t the first DVTTvr rw tcoiLAtrnt. The first duty of the legislature la to lit up to the letlrr and spirit of the innMltiitlon, which each member has tilemnly sworn to olv.v. The failure of former legislatures and state admin istrations to conduct the affairs of the state within the Ixiuuds of the constitu tion Is responsible for the overlap of nearly $'.J.iM),iirto lu the state, debt Section 19 of urtlcle 111. entitled ' leg islative," reads as follows: Each legislature shall make appropria tions for th expenses of the government until the expiration of the first fiscal quar ter after the adjournment of the next regu lar session, and all appropriations shall end with such fiscal quarter. And when ever it Is deemed necessary to make fur ther appropriations for deficiencies tho same shall require a two-thirds vote of all the members elected to each house and shall not exceed the amount of revenue authorized by law to be raised in such time. The meaning of this section of the constitution Is very plain. It Is an ex press prohibition of all expenditure by officers of the executive department In excess of the revenues authorized by law, and It furthermore contemplates that the legislative appropriation of one session shall be ample to cover the cost of maintenance of state government and state Institutions for the period covered by the session of. the succeeding legislature. In other words, the ap propriations mnde by ' the legislature of 1001 were presumed to be ample to meet all the demands for salaries. supplies and Incidental expenses of state government up to April 1, 100.1. The only legitimate deficiency which the constitution contemplates Is the ex pense incurred In extraordinary emer geneles, such as might be caused by the destruction of state Institutions or some unforeseen calamity. It goes with out saying that no state board or state officer has a right to deliberately create deficiencies by purchases of materials or .merchandise not specifically author ized by law. Hut this Is precisely the condition that has confronted nearly every legislature within the past twenty years. " . . .. " According to the Lincoln Journal, the secretary of state has incurred liabili ties amounting to from .$.,000 to $7,000 for repairs, furniture . and materials purchased to meet the wants of the leg islature, although there Is no appropria tion authorizing the creation of this debt. Part of this expenditure, according to the Journal, "consists of the most ex pensive, furniture ever brought Into the: state house. Among the Items are five settees, or davenports, each costing $75. Each of these pieces of furniture is solid oak, upholstered In leather, and will form luxurious resting places for the tired lobbyists. Three of the set tees have been taken to the bouse and two to the senate." Only two years ago Secretary Porter bought new carpets and new furniture for both bouses and expended several thousands for lcautlfying the halls of legislation. This also was'a -reckteai violation? of the constitution?- If a com pletely new set of furniture, garnished with carpets, only survives a single ses sion of the legislature, that fact should be made patent to the appropriation committees of each legislature, so that It may Insert the amount deemed neces sary for the purchase of furniture and repairs of the chambers In succeeding legislatures. , The extent to which this periodic dis regard of constitutional limitations Is carried, and the rank abuses for which it Is responsible, was strikingly brought to light ten years ago, when the legis lature Impeached three state officers for reckless expenditure of public moneys. I It was found In the investigation of the lnveutory submitted by Secretary of State Allen that he had bought carpets. hardware and lumber from a leading Lincoln druggist at. druggists prices; that he had Invested In two solid silver Inkstands for the use of the speaker and chief clerk of the house, and Indulged In other luxuries at the expense of the state. While nobody charges the present sec retary of state with . any intentional wrongdoing, it Is manifest that he has overstepped the boundary of the con stitution and the law in' Incurring lia bilities in advance of an appropriation. It stands to reason that merchan dise bought on credit with no assurance of payment except by the caprice of ap propriation committees, will be charged up at Installment house prices. ' The present legislature can render the state Invaluable tervico by putting a stop to willful creation of deficiencies by making appropriations for whatever U deemed necessary to keep the capltol building In repair and replace worn- out furniture In the legislative halls two years hence. Any other method is lia ble to become an Incentive to extrava gance and a link In the endless chain of deficiencies that have caused the enor mous Increase in the state debt. SOL'IH 1AhOTA'H PK(M1HKSH. The message of Governor Herreld of South Dakota shows that state to be in a highly prosperous condition and mak lng rapid material progress. He says the past two years have lKen a period of contentment and happiness for the peo ple of that commonwealth. The state has had a wonderful growth in this time, all industrial and commercial en ergies having flourished under moat fa vorable condition. There has leen ad vance also In the Intellectual and moral force of the state. The financial adrUatstration of South Dakota appears to. "have been conducted In a most satisfactory jnanuej-, with the remilt that the, bonded Indebtedness was 'considerably reduced , (luring rtlie last year. The charitable and penal liistitu tlolM hiV been well managed and In abort the governor ioint4 out that In all departments of the state government the officials have been diligent and faithful, lie earnestly commends the law giving the governor- pvwer to unceremoniously reiueva wtUclala who do nut measure up to the requirements of tielr positions. Governor Ilerreld strongly urge the lin jMiitance of maintaining a national guard, believing this to be a patriotic duty. On the whole South R-ikota seems to 1k In as favorable condition as any of the states, with promise of coutiuued prosperity and progress. T1IK A KM Y STAtF HILL. The passage by the house of repre sentatives of the army staff bill gives favorable promise that It will become a law. The retirement of Senator llur rows of Michigan from the senate com mittee on military affairs In the Interest of his colleague, Seuator Algur, made a decided change In the prospects of the staff bill. Mr. Alger h;is expressed him self as favorable to It and if the three ex -secretaries of war now in the senate, two of them on the military committee and one outside, can get Into line lu favor of the bill Its chance of passage will be exceedingly good. There Is still opposition to the meas ure in army circles, but It Is not so strong as when the change was llrst pro posed and probably will not now be very vigorously asserted. The thorough discussion which It has received and es pecially the strong arguments In support of it presented by Secretary Root have convinced many of the eurly opponents of the proposed system that it would re sult In improving the military estab lishment where Improvement Is most necessary. In his last annual report tne secretary of war said that our military system Is exceedingly defective at the top, that while we have a personnel un surpassed anywhere and our adminis trative staff und supply departments, as a rule, nave ut tuelr heads good and competent men, faithful to their duties, "when we come to the co-ordination and direction of all these menus and agencies of warfare, so that all parts of the ma chine shall work true together, we are weak. ' Our system makes no adequate provision for the directing brain which every army must have to work success fully." The purpose of the general staff bill Is to correct ,thls defect nnd there Is no doubt it would accomplish that most desirable result. . The bill would establish harmony of administration, which, according to General Corbln, is not possible under existing conditions of law and regulations an admission of a competent authority that ought to be conclusive In favor of the proposed re form. SENATOR HOAR VAPLAlyS HIS BILL. Senator Hoar Is a learned and able lawyer. He knows as well es anyone the limitations upon the powers of con gress Imposed by the constitution. He framed his anti-trurt bill In the full light of this knowledge, with care and deliberation, and those who question the constitutionality of its provisions, as Representative Jenkins, chairman of tho house committee on Judiciary, and some others have done, must be prepared to give very conclusive reasons' ' for their opinion. ' The country will not accept a hastily formed Judgment adverse to the anti-trust measure of the eminent Massachusetts senator, who Is in the frcnt rank of constitutional lawyers. In his speech Tuesday explanatory of his bill Senator noar did not claim for It perfection or infallibility. He said it was tentative and experimental, as any legislation of this nature must neces sarily be. No mortal wisdom can dis cern at once all that Is required for the proper and adequate supervision aud regulation of the great Industrial com binations. It is a comparatively new question, arising from an extraordinary evolution in Industrial and economic conditions the Import of which is not yet clearly and perfectly understood. "We should proceed safely, step by step," said Senator Hoar. That is the view of thoughtful, conservative men. They see the danger Inherent in the con centration of vast financial, industrial and commercial power in combinations controlled by a few men. They realize that such a situation Is pregnant with possibilities of very great evils and abuses, some of which have been already developed. But In seeking a remedy men like Senator Hoar, who un derstand the obstacles and difficulties, endeavor to find a way that will cor rect evils and avert danger without shat tering the entire industrial system and halting progress aud prosperity. The conservative and rational plan, the only plan that can be certainly and perma nently effective, Is that of regulation and control. This will not be destructive, nor will It Interfere with legitimate In dustrial progress on sound and safe eco nomic lines. As was said by Senator Hoar, "great wealth should be controlled as the servant of man r-ud of the gov ernment and should not be given the reins of control. We must keep control over agencies which can make cities grow or wither." It Is uect-esary In dealing with this complex problem to avoid whatever would be essentially revolutionary lu its operation. It must be borne In mind that If It were practicable to destroy the combinations this could not be accom plished without more or less injury to the entire Industrial system of the coun try. Every Independent enterprise that now competes with the combinations would be unfavorably affected. It Is not a revolutionary but a remedial pol icy that Is to lie desired aud It Is this which Is provided in Senator Hoar's bill. Some changes ami modifications of that measure may be found expedient but as we have heretofore said. It Is In Its gen eral terms the most practical and com prehensive bill for the supervision and regulation of the corioratlons and as sociations to which It applied thus far submitted to cnngrcns. It's a cold day when Ike Haseall can't turu a political trick. His resolution directing the city attorney to withdraw from the police commission case now pending before the supreme court, on the plea that the leglblature la now In seaslon. is a sample brick of Hascnlllty. The. pompadour councilman from the First knows very well that the Mercer delegation in the leclslnture is not In the least Inclined to disturb the Mercer Haldwln police board, and he knows, moreover, that the title of the police commission hangs by a very slender thread. Favored on the Inside, Chicago News. The theory of Chairman Knapp of the Interstate Commerce commission that pub licity Is no real remedy for bad trusts un doubtedly has the thorough approval of a large number aof gentlemen Intimately con nected with such trusts. Where Much lenrnlna; la Needed. Brooklyn Kagle. Vermont Is undergoing a process of edu cation in prohibitory laws, and after tba process is completed, It might take up the matter of education In Its schools. They are open from sixteen to twenty weeks a year, so it ought not to lacture the south. Idealizing; the Dally Grind. . Springfield Republican. Somebody has said that life is all In the day's work. So It Is. To do one's best every day. In business, in the home, in all the Incidents and burdens of the social re lationship, until nightfall and sleep come, Is to live well. Bo to do for 365 days Is to make the year pretty nearly what It ought to be. Turn on the Water. Indianapolis News. Governor General Taft of the Philippines Is of the opinion that It may be possible to Induce the sultan of Jolo to part with some of the rights he claims to the Jolo group, and thus obviate many obstacles dov encountered. Possible? Why, It would be easy! We didn't have much difficulty In making Spain let go, did we? Fine Record In floternment Business. Minneapolis Journal. In one particular at least business man agement by the government compares fa vorably with that by private persons or cor porations, and that Is in the fidelity and In tegrity of its employes. The postofflce money order system last year handled $602, e.96,930, Involving 34,127 poatofflces and 78, 619,705 different transactions; yet the total loss from dishonesty Or carelessness of em ployes was 1251. It Is doubtful whether any private business management In the world can show so good a record as this. Valuable Snajaestlon for legislators. Portland Oregonian. In deciding a suit, upon a franchise tax Justice Brewer of the United States su preme court said: .."Whatever property Is worth for the purpose of income and sale, it Is also worth for the purpose of taxation. To deny the existence of intangible prop erty is to insult the common Intelligence of every man." In another case Chief Justice Fuller of the same court held that the value of a franchise Is found by adding the market valus of .the stock and bonds and deducting the assessed value of the tangible property. Herein is a valuable suggestion for Oregon legislators. MoTlng t'pvrard Steadily. Detroit. Free Press. There was never a, time before when so great a part of the energy of all mankind was devoted to peaceful pursuits. To be sure, this condition, is not permanent and no man can say, when this peace will be shattered and the , armies ' of the nations meet on a new Armageddon, but a condi tion Is a condition, and whoever carefully examines the map of tne" "hemispheres today must carry away wlt&ityra the conviction that, however cru4f - the . method may be, the peoples of, the earth are slowly work ing their,, way toward the parliament of mankind and the federation of the world. . Seisin Coal la Transit. Philadelphia North American. During the anthracite strike the railroads commandeered coal la transit which had been sold to dealers,'1 belonged absolutely to the purchasers and had been entrusted to the railroads as common carriers under con tract to deliver it to the owners. The rail road managers had no more right to seise that coal than they-. had to confiscate the baggage of passengers. The farmers of Kansas have learned the trick of com mandeering from the. railroads. They hold up trains and take what coal they need, and sometimes they offer to pay for It. Retri bution overtakes the wicked in one way or another In the long run. DECLINING MKAT SITPLY. Statistics on Available Stock and the Effect on Prices. ' Philadelphia Press. The prospects for. much lower prices for meat products are not good, and some of those Interested tn the packing buslnss as sert that higher prices will rule In the not distant future. This prediction Is based largely on the faot that live stock statistics of the world show a steady decline, while the human race la -annstantly Increasing, This is more particularly true of those countries in which ' mnrt Is largely con sumed. Asiatic races are chiefly vegeta rian, probably due to the fact that meat In those countries long ago became compar atively scarce, which made It necessary to consume Other kinds of food in Its place. European countries, excluding Great Britain, have less than 300.000,000 head of cattle, sheep, goats and hogs with which to teed 310,000,000 persons. The United States, with a population only about one fifth that of all Europe, hae 65 per cent 8J many cattle, 45 per cent as many sheep and nearly as many hogs. The live stock supply of Europe Is much less now than formerly, while the population is much greater. France had 1SS head of live stock in 1S75 for each 1,000 acres of land, while now she has only 161, although there has been an Increase in population. Denmark has dropped from 197 head to 115. Germany has only one-third as many shaep as she had twenty-five years ago, and has lost In cattle per capita. Holland, Switzerland and some other countries make a wome showing. Even where there has been an Increase la live stock it has been much less propor ttonately than the Increase In population. This deficiency in live stock In Europe has caused a great demand on the Vnlted Slates, Australia and South America to make up the supply. But Australia has had a remarkable decrease In the number of its sheep in a few years. The United 8.ates had more milch cows in 1892 than it bad In l'JOO, and over 9,000,000 more "oxen and other cattle" In 1E30 than In 1300. There has been a large decline In sheep and swine, and at tho same time there has been very large Increase in the population. The western lauds used for live stock have been taken up largely by farmers, and al together there Is no prospect of such I surplus of aulmals (or food ad formerly ex Isted. and this situation will not improve much, as the land can be used for greatei profit than that of stock raising. Many new articles of food have come into common uie in recent years and thero Is no feat1 of a lack of foqd. That may Increase greater than the population. But the supply of meat Is not likely to Increase to any considerable extent, while It Is cer tain. Judging from the experience of other uatlons, to be leas in the future in pro portion to population than is now the case That means higher prices. But that will not corns Immediately. noun Anot'T hkw yoiik. nil the Cwrrent of 1.1 fe In the Metropolis. Tersons who dropped Into the church of Rev. Dr. Charles H. Parkhiirst on Sunday morning and profaned the contribution box with B-cent pieces, heard from that gentle man with vigor and suddenness that curlej their hair. "These drifters, these dead-heads." s.-ild Dr. Tarkhurst, "come Into the church of Sabbath morning and drop a nickel In the plate while occupying a seat In a pew paid for by some other man. These are the people who hear nothing In the gospel except the words, 'without money and with out price. Their attitude savors of so cialism. A socialist, you will understand, Is not a man who wants to divide bis money with his neighbors, but a man who wants bis neighbors to divide their money with htm." One frequently hears the query: "What becomes of the unsold Christmas trees?" If ' some of the persona curious on this point had been on Vesey street, near Wash ington Market, on New Year's morning, the answer would have been apparent, re ports the Evening Post. Nearly 100 trees, large and small the unsold stock of "the Farm," as that particular Christmas tree market Is known were there, piled up orderly. Soon a few small children ap peared, and began to appropriate the un. graded trees. Within fifteen minutes the little ones were as plentiful as sparrows, all working methodically In piling the spruce and hemlock In a big heap. The final result was a bonfire, such as the city child seldom has the opportunity to enjoy. The pollceroen on that beat looked on laughing, unmindful of the ordinance pro hibiting bouflrcs In the streets. "Sure, it's only onct a year!" was his comment Two men were walking behind an ele gantly dreBsed woman on Fulton street the other day, relates tho Brooklyn Kagle. "Did orou ever aee me hypnotize a woman?" asked one. "Nonsense!" the other sneered. "Bet you $2 I can make that woman ahead of us touch both her ears before she has gone half a(block." "Do you know her?" "No. Never saw her before." "What would you do to her?" "Nothing but walk behind her. I won't touch her." "What would you say to her?" "Nothing; not a word." "And you'll make her put both her hands to her ears without toucMng her or speak lns to her?" "Yes. sir." "Well. It'll be worth $2 to see you do it. I'll have to go you." "Very well! Watch now!" In a tone loud enough far the woman to hear he said to his companion: "Charley,-how do ou like the new faBhion the women have of wearing only one earring?" Instantly the woman clapped one gloved hand and then the other to her ears to(see If she had lost one of her sparklers. "It'll work every time," said the winner. You can make good wages betting on It if you can find suckers enough to take you up." The bounding ambition of the department store knows neither pause nor fatigue. The offering of free high-class concerts in some of the New York stores .reached such an altitude that Manager Grau was compelled to Interfere to prevent the participation of Mme. Sembrtch, Mme. Scbuman-Heink and Messieurs Companarl and Blspbam. The department store has already extended Its sphere and its ultlltles until It has pro vided for every utilitarian feminine need, and it now proposes to furnish every means of entertaining; Instructing and edifying its patrons. The day Is near at hand when the morning street car will bring both husband and wife down town to the business centers, he to betake himself to his office, Bhe to enter the welcoming portals of the depart went store, where all day long there will be provided countless means of keeping busy and interested and of tVvartmg tne approach or ennui, -mere wn. oe icuiuit. on art. on cookery, on fashions, on litera ture: there will be gymnasiums with calls tbenlcs and instructions in Pelsarte, In the preservation of beauty, in halrdresslng, in house decoration, the care of house plants. sanitation and health; there will be con certs, vaudeville ana moving piuiu.i-, there will be libraries, museums, picture galleries, reading rooms, tea rooms and Turkish baths; there' will be a newspaper with editions every hour. AH this, we promise for the department store of the future, and, as it must lnhe natural order of things become the home of all woman hood during the daylight hours, we see no hindrance to the erection of a dopartment store covering four to eight blocks, .twenty five stories high, with thousands of apart ments and an Immense population, with a roof garden as large aa a city park, churchea and schools wherein the popula tion may find every convenience, each con ducted with that magnificent attention to detail which distinguishes the department store. Insuring the comfort, health and en joyment of Its patrons, night and day. The Industry and sagacity that bunas up inese wonderful hives Is worthy of a wider field -.ad a loftier aim. Antonio Caesoba, a fireman on the steam ship Mexico, was severely pained yester- day, relates the Tribune, wot at Deing pm In a cell, although that causea some saa reflection. It was loss of faith In humanity, sorrow at the dousing, to speak nautically, of the light of truth as issuing from his lips. Arch-traitors had conspired against him, and his story of their fell machina tions received no credenoe. 'Twaa a aaa day for truth. 1 Customs Inspector O. T. o isen wae on the pier at Wall street, alongside which Mexico lay. when he saw Antonio approach ing. A Samson, a Oollah, a 8uodow, seemed Antonio, with bunches of gnarled muscle lumping out his clothes. You're , a chesty guy," musea u eu. "That chest expansion would put Fitislm mons or Sharkey out of business." Then he noticed that Antonio's legs, too, were thoso of a Hercules, so much so that Antonio walked as If muscle bound. Maybe he's swelling with dropsy. thought O Nell. "Perhaps he has ele- phantiaeisy Anyhow, he's In a baa way. I'll investigate." O'Neill led Antonio Into the customs ofllce on the pier and began to probe the swellings. He put his hand under An- tonio's shirt bosom and drew out a package of cigarettes, Imported, but not In the regular way. He continued doing so until his arm ached, and the pile of cigarette boxes had Increased to 600. Antonio's trous ers, too, were fertile with cigarettes. They yielded another crop of BOO. As the cigar ette pile grew large Antonio grew small. By eliminating the bunches O'Neil reduced him to a normal girth. Antonio was astonished, astounded and almost asphyxiated. "How getta I dese?" be replied to the inspector's question. "Quien sabe? Bancta Maria! Agalnsta mla dey consplro. "I aleeoa in mla bunko. I waka. L feela v,t I have da stomack ske. I feel dese buncha. I say I go to ds doc. Enamee dey poota dese In while I sleeps. Bimby I r. rv aar we catcha him. knocka him down, taka de cigarroa. Mla innocents." He put his hand on bis heart. Carrabo, carrambol" he aald fiercely. "Begorro to Umbo!" said O'Neil grimly I 'WHITTRV I. A W a or HI BISKS. OMAHA, Jan. 7 To the Editor ef The Bee: The wild roar of the menacing appeal to the Infernal flat of the "Be It enacted" curse of all good government is again sweeping over the country in full nnd dis cordant chorus. Statutory remedies for In cidental evils, which are Inseparable from all great expansions in commercial and Indus trial development, are as thick in the air as a London tog, which they somewhat re semtie In their blinding effect upon the peoiie. Presidents and ex-presidents, states men of all ranks and parties appear to be hot rivals In their vain attempts to prevent by legislation over-Issue of stock and the making of large money by the , great corpa ratlons. Anti-trust laws are exhausting the genius of Invention by large and small politicians and amateur Napoleons of fin ance in vain attempts to choke down and ' hold down American enterprise by means cf obstruction. It strikes some observers of the madness of the tlmea that when these j roaring philosophers pass laws In restraint : of corporations that ls.ue more stock thsn I their public guardians deem necessary. It would be !n perfect order to enact one to abolish the fools that Invest In it. The country needs nothing so much at this period of wholly unprecedented prosperity in the United States as it needs a radical and effective anti-fool law. Flnce the.o-called granger laws were en- acted and promptly repealed or amended by Wisconsin and other statea, for the ! regulation of railway freight rates, the un written laws of business under the Influence and controlling power of competition have blessed and enriched our country with the cheapest rates of transportation which tbe world has ever known. No better proof of the fact, which no Informed man will Ques tion, can be found than is seen in the total failure of the Interstate commerce law to accomplish the main object of Its enact ment. The essence of It was to so regula'e railway freight rates tha: no higher rates could be charged for a short haul than was charged for a long ha'jl. I think there can be no successful contradiction of the fact that It' has utterly fulled, after many yeurs of trial, to do more than to vex and harass business from the beginning. And why? The ready answer Is, simply because no statute can be .devised which can override the res'stless unwritten laws of business. I was much pleased with an editorial arti cle iu Tbe Bee of last Sunday wherein Its readers were told of the Independent busi ness la our country which declares to all men that competition is as fierce now In all walks of business, Inoludlng steers and steel, as it ever was in any day of our history. And, by tbe way, what has be come of that monster, the meat trust? Strayed, or stolen? The Idea that any nix men or number of men, Including J. P. Mor gan and Edward A. Cudaby and his power ful packing associates, can control, put up and put down at will, the prices of either steel or steers in this country Is equally impossible and absurd. What this country wants Is commercial freedom from the hindering and artificial burdens of tariff taxation and blind fool statesmanship, whose real foundation rests upon governmental paternalism. GEORGE L MILLER. PERSONAL NOTES, The renovated White House has thirty one miles of wire. A good many would like to pull It who can't. Justin McCarthy proposes to bring his "History of Our Times" down to the accession of King Edward VII and subse quently to write his Irish remlniscenses. Prank Mitchell of Akron, O., the negro who Is 10S years old, has used tobacco Just 100 years. A man with the vitality to live more than 100 years ran do almost anything. The Canadians are also embracing them selves over last year's prosperity and dreaming sweet dreams of an even brighter record for the year upon which we have Just entered. A Cuban congressman shot and killed a rival politician, who was also an editor. It is understood that President Palma would not mourn much if about three-quarters of the politicians In Cuba were removed from the scene. Alderman Coughlin has decided to discard his pea-green dress suits and other bits of fancy wearing apparel and to don cowhide boots, blue jeans and wlde-brlmmed straw hats. In other words, he Is going to he a sure-enough farmer. Because the JT urks say "there Is no one wise but Mahomet," the title of Dr. Henry Van Dyke's "Story of the Other Wise Men," which has just been translated Into Turkish, had to be changed to "How the Other Scientist Was Left Behind." It transpires that tbe ailment from which E. J. Baldwin, better known aa "Lucky" Baldwin, Is suffering is a malignant cancer. The nature cf the disease has been con cealed from his friends for some time. There Is no hope of his recovery. Thomas A. Cleage, the St. Louis broker who cleaned up about $300,000 in the recent corn corner, ' Is a musician and composer of considerable ability. His wife is also musical, as are his three children, two girls and a boy. The five have organised themselves into a little family orchestra, but confine their performances to their own home and invited friends. Philip Matter, tbe wealthiest citizen xt Marlon, Ind.. owns a building to which two men have been running a saloon. Com plaints reached him regarding a side en trance to the place, so he ordered his ten ant to close It. The saloon keeper refused to do so, and Mr. Matter celebrated New Year's day by hiring a carpenter to nail up the door, standing by the mecbanlo while the work was being done. During These Days of sales and bargains it will be to your advantage to look over the many good things that are here before you decide "where" to make the purchase. As makers of our own clothing we claim quite an advantage over most retailers and at our special discount of 25 per cent we claim a de cided advantage and it would do no harm to compare our values all classes of clothing included in this sale. Our Furnishing Dept. has a number of good things also. 50c neckwear, 23c. $1.00 and $1.50 shirts, 75c. $2.00 ones $1.50 and ALL win ter underwear at 20 per cent discount. No Clothing Fits Like Ours. R. S. WILCOX, Manager. I0 FT LISTS NRARLY A IX GOXR. Decllae ef the Party Since It HobiI stated General Weaver la IWI. New York Bun. Ten years often brtug about a great change tn American politics, but it is to be doubted whether any similar period has seen so sweeping a change as marks the practical erTacement of the peoples party (populists), organised In 1891. In that year the popullet candidate for president. General Weaver, polled mora than a million votes. He was put In nomination at a convention held at Omaha on July 4, 190, nnd the delegates who nominated him, Impressed with the Im portance of the movement they were inau gurating, declared In their platform that "assembled upon the 116th anniversary i a ,v . . . - j ,v UI ln" "ec.arauou l .uuepeuueue. Priy In America, in Its first na- t,onaI convention. Invoking upon Its action ,ne messing or Aimignty uou. puts rortn ,n tn nm n1 thlf pf P""?10 ,a, country tne loiiowiug tnc.ar.o u. principles The 1,000,000 votes cast for the populist candidate for president were well dis tributed throughout the states of the coun try and in only two of them Delaware and Vermont, no populist electoral ticket was run. '"rl7 r-"Q ' l Kansas. 168,000. and the states carried by th PPullts were Kaneaa. Colorado, Idaho and Nevada. In Oregon and North Dakota tbe populist candidates received a portion of the electoral vote. No outside pa, or for many years had polled so large a vote and it was accom panied with populist representation In both bouses of congress. In 1896 the populists became a part of the fusion on Bryan. In 1900, after disas trous political experiences meanwhile, the surviving members of tbe organization nominated Wharton Barker for president and he received 207,000 votes one-fifth Of the total cast for General Weaver. ' At last year's election the populist party, maintaining its organization and nominat ing candidates In eight states only, polled 20,635 votes, as follows: Colorado 3.843 Oeorglu b.ixS Idaho 1S3 Illinois I.bIH Indiana 1,35 Katutas 6:5 Minnesota v 5.347 Tennessee 2,11)3 Total SO.RtS On the sliding scale of political dismem berment shown by tbe populists during 'the last year, there will probably be no popu list party In the United Statea In 1903, and certainly none In 1904. POI3TKD ItlSM ARKS. Briggs I hear you are living like a prince. Griggs That'a right, old renjt. I'm broke most of the time. Brooklyn LJfe. Cora Are those dangerous microbes that am found In kisses? Her Maiden Aunt They are, my dear, when they prove to be the germs oi matri mony. N. Y. Sun. "Th -re In something elevating In music," said the artist. "Yes," 'answered the manager. "Mtislo ceralnly hss the effect of stimulating lofty Ideals as to salary." Washington Star. "I started out on the first to pay tip my debts, and I declare I never was so tired In my life." "How many creditors did you pay?" "Pay? I didn't pay any. 1 was too tired.'1 Cleveland Plain Dealer.' "He called me an artistic liar." "Why, I didn't hear him use any such language.' . "Well, he didn't put It In Just thoee words, but he said I had the making of a successful diplomat in me." Chicago Post. Washington Start "Some ..men," said Uncle Kben, "talks so much dat dey can't think o' ntiffln' wuf aayln', on account o' delr own disturbance." - Friend You seem to have as many cus tomers rwrw as during the holidays. Haberdasher Why, those are fellows coming to exchange the neckties their wives bought them for Christmas. N. Y Bun. TWO INKY WAYS. Architects and Builders' Journal. There was a man who advertised But once a single time. In spot obscure placed he his ad, And paid for it a dime. And Just because It didn't bring Him customers by score, "AH advertising Is a fake," He said, or rather swore. He seemed to think one hammer tsp Would drive a nail clear In; That from a bit of tiny thread A weaver tents could spin. If this reasoning bright applied To eating, doubtless he Would claim one little bit would feed Ten men a century. Some day. though, he will learn that to Make advertising pay He'll have to add ads to his ad And advertise each day. WHO RELIEVES Eye-Strain HUTESON 213 South 16th St. Paxton Block.