Tiie umaiia Daily Hee, E. R08EWATEK, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVKHY MOKN1NO. TERMS OF BCIlSCRirTIoN. pally IVe (without Sunday), One Year. 4 no jjaiiy Me and Sunday, one uar..,,... illustrated Hee, One Year (Sunday Bee, Ore ar Baturday Hee, One Year Twentieth Crntury Farmer, One Year. UEL1VEKED 11V CAR HI EH. Dally Hot. (without flundav). vr copy 6 l 2.WI 1.50 l.UU 2c lally Bee (without tiundayi, per week..lo Pally Bee (Including Sunday), per week. I.e. finnilav H-e. iter ronv c JOv.nit.. ) mriihimt Huiidavt. iter week 6c week8.. ......... ::i Cnmiilai'titi nf Irrfnu larl lies In dell very I , tment. UriK-to. I Omaha-The Bee Building. ' South Omaha-t Ity Hall Buliaing, iwen- t-fifth anrl M Street Council Bluff 1" Pearl Street. Chicago JH4-i Unity Mulldlng. New York-2?.2S J'ark Row Huil'llng. Washington bl Kuurtt'cnth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter should ho addressed: omaha tee. Editorial Department. STATEMENT OP CIUCI'I.ATION. (State, or Nebraska, Dnjgla County, as.: George B. Tzschuck. sei ietnry of The Bee Publishing rompiiny, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of fiill and com plete copies of Th 1 hilly. Morning, Even ing and Sunday Bee printed during the tnontn or ijecemoer, waa tt iunu". 1 32.UHO 17., I HI, 124) 18. I at,4t 19. 4 SMMIO 20. ftl.OtO 21. I m.Nito 22. .ao.sno ao.ino 30 tho .2s,7oo 3,mk 2H,MK .10,01(0 t ao.ixw jo ao.iMMi ii ao,jni 23 24 aiMMXl ( aK2itl 1 2fi ao.Mao 27 30.H70 n ao,7i 2S U ao.ii? ia 14 Sts,a2: 30......... 18 ttO.M'l 81 is ao.oio Total lss unsold and returned copies ,2N,N(I3 ao Tito "'"" 3.'Ut ..32,2 ,m,7W 0.12.(1 1.1 I lo.ist 9,2,4ti Ket total sales Net average Bales :io,mij nnoROE h. tzschcck. Subscribed In my presence nnd sworn to before me this 31st (lay or uec.-mncr. a. u 12. M. H. HI NGATK. (Real) Notary Public. Those who went to the eoionation cer- emonies at Delhi could not fall to see the elephant. navlng watched the old year out, the next thing Is to watch the bill col lector In. ... I nm.Minf rwrn'a mentn nee of the rbltratlofl plan Is doing the Inevitable In the most graceful way. Whcn it is all ovvr the imitation sul tan of Morocco ought to be In fine form to go upon the comic oiern stage. From all indications the rush at the legislative pie counter promises to re semble a hot foot ball scrimmage. Minneapolis' expectation to have bet- ter municipal government this year will certainly be fulfilled, because It couldn't b worse thun it was last year. If the liberal use or advertising space counts for anything, tne ceieurauon or the feast of St Jackson In these parts is ure to be an overpowering success. , iuc j-4 r.- calendar in rea leners it n suu. .u U.....S uman cuenp ni.wuu vu- a. .it.... v !..- .11 fV o llfwl.rf nnnol u-uLuuu vi .....vi. Banker Dreyer's greatest misfortune seems to be not that he committed sue cessful embeislement of Chicago's park funds, but that the sentence had to be terved in Illinois Instead of in Nebraska, Secretary llson s curiosity is aroused over a matter that has puzzled a good many other people why, when cattla have gone down from $8.75 to f 5.75 per hundred, the consumer sees little or no change in the retail price of meat An Omaha man has landed the ap pointment as deputy insurance commis sioner on the score of havlnz attended college in years gone by with Auditor Weston. Who dares. Bay now that col lege education is a detriment to the young roan's future career? The grand total of the city's assess ment roll as revised by the Board of Review foots up In round figures $125,- (WVirMlrt Tho lu net vol n..lt. .a M.h a. actual property values would Justify. V , ; . : " mw,.v Aeeordinff to Bradstreets. the business . - L (allures of 1002 were smaller lu number with two exceptions than for any sim ilar period In fourteen years. No won der the people prefer to stick to repub llcan policies under which they have en Joyed such unexampled prosperity Clerks in the railway headquarters think they, too,; are entitled ,to some share la the Increased earning capacities of the great rallrou.1 properties. Their fllfflculty Is- tt find means to - enforce their demands. That is where the men tn the operating departments have the best of ity . ' - In tho advent of the new year we have another anniversary that is worth recal Ung-uuuiely, of the liberation of Joseph 8. Hartley; No announcement, however, has been made of the restitution, to the state treasury of any part of the funds constituting the shortage left as a leg acy of his stewardship. If a gram market is round to be a good-thlug for Kansas City, St. I'uul nd , Minneapolis, M hy not slso for iuiuua 1 uuuiim cumu cuiiiuiituu tue tiu mr nuui tue imure luiwiu uur three towns In Nebraska Iowa and same territory for gruin tlmt it now widened interests may bring. This Is gouth Dakota, by malL The Bee clrcu does for catWe, hogs and sheep, and this the practical common sense view. We iale 17.709 papers, the World-Herald territory constitutes oue of the most profitable grain producing regions of the World. . , ! China la experiencing a serious iusur taction, but the government will see to mat tne wrata or tne retx is is not dl rected, to "the foreign devils" this time. The recollection of the forced hospitality they were once comiielled to exteud uninvited guests at IYklu will surely spur our Chinese fileuds to their duty la the premises. SUVRCE OF AMKRlLAlt SUCCESS. The Rrltlsli commission of working iiu ii In vnrlons trnili vhlrh came to tin- l.'nlteri States to rtwly Industrial conditions npjicars to lx? .practically tinnnlruous n to one result, of their In ve.! pit Ion. Tlmt In, tlint the greatest advantage enjoyed by our manufactur er. In comtKtitlon for the market" ,of tlie world, lies In the superiority of American lnlxr employed In the Indus tries. This Is not n new discovery. It has been polnud out by other obHervers and Investigator. For years British 'oono,,,l,,,s '"Pwlnlly have been telling ........ f, ,i .s,.l,ir,r.nnn r.HKianti 01 toe BiijxTior prouueuve u ,,n,.(r f Aninrinnn Inhnr anii nsanrlnir mem mm mis mimi result in giving tne United States what It hag now attained the plnco of the world's leading Indus trial nation. A short time ago a London paper, commenting on the claim that labor 13 more productive here than In England, remarked that If such Is the case "It does not necessarily follow that the American system Is better for the nation and the race In the long run," and ex pressed the opinion that "we should gain nothing If our workers are prema- turelv exhausted bv overpressure." Tn'1' 18 tne gpneral British idea, though there Is no ground for the .Implication that American worklngmen become pre mium tl.v tAiinunLtu iff uvti jrreBnuie. ab I ........... . i. i .. .1 . t I i u iiiMiifl ui iuli me iiitiuBLi iai nuiafin 0f this country are on the average as long-lived ns those of any other coun- tT nnd retain as long their capacity for ' ..... work -Tim amiorlnrlt v ft Amprfpnn nrt- I work. -The suiierlorlty of American art- la til tl.nl,. liUhxti n rrn fft. I -i,,n lit linn niRin i U'riuijc u- i ( 1(1,1 J mini whim; vi nuy uiuur grea.1 iu- dustrinl country. As a rule the hours of labor arc shorter here than In the principal European countries, but the greater efficiency and more intense ap plication of American labor accomplishes more In a given numler of hours than in uny of the industrial nations of Europe. it is not likely that the investigations of the Brltifdi commission will result in any material change In labor conditions abroad. The English .worker is thor oughly settled in his way of work and probably cannot bo persnaded to depart from it How long the admitted Ameri nn n an rrt1rvtH f tt will iif In 4 1 a I -rt J P " e .y. but at present it is giv- i ii l 1 1 1 iuuuiij o, uojiutru autuuiuv 111 tnrliiftt-rlnl crmiTiiitlttnn 1 " I THE cmncsK iXDKMmTT. There can be no doubt of the wisdom of the United States government in ac- cepung payment or tne indemnity due from China on the silver basis, al- though the strict terms of the interna- tlonal agreement specify gold payment The extraordinary decline of silver and the great finaclal stralU to which China Is reduced entitle it to lenient treatment. and all the great nations Involved could wen afford to waive the point of Bilver payment when it means so much to the debtor nation, involving possibly the question of another great Insurrection and. as some well informed observers 1 I ne eve. me con u nun nee or tne nrpRpnt dyna8ty. Another outbreak would cost tne nowers many times the comnara- I .... lively small amount or abatement from tneir dues involved in suver payment Nevertheless the powers show a dls- position to deal harshly with China and to insist upon the last cent, which has been their attitude from the first It la furslghted policy on the part of our gov ernment to show a sharp contrast with extemoQ of ouf In China depends unon Its eood will. During the whole course of recent troub- les our State department has acted con sistently upon this view and has thereby won great prestige with the Chinese people. By continuing their hard deal ing with them the other, powers are merely playln ,nto our handa A PLEA FOR THE ItAVT. Rear Admiral Watson. In.command of the Asiatic station, in a recent Interview made an earnest plea for increasing the sea power of the United States. He views the subject practicairy, Dosing nis . .. . to our coramwclal Interests. particularly ln tne r,,r "re- " " n"""" ture or Ule aamirai s interview mat ne v . ' . .... imerciai pos.uou. 11 p.nu ul iu.i the commerce of that country is the very w.ne and sinew ot its national prosperity and when the foreign trade of . . A J k- 0 A Ut. II. . II 49. mat country in iu,e, u llu me me of her domestic energies Is injured. Ger- niany's trade with the PLlllpplnes has leen hurt under American domination of the islands. "It is not for us to ques tion n the professions of - a friendly er." said Admiral Watson, "but it Is plain that a nation cannot always bold ln check the clamorous demands of those forces rrom vnicn 11 araws so raucn ot liatlonai migut. e naue our own in- terests along the same lines, which we are bound to foster and protect and we can do so only by the upbuilding of the navy strong enough to back our rights when the hour of question comes In the-Judgment of Admiral Watson the United States should have a navv as large as that contemplated by the German program of construction, be cause our territorial interests require it Having reached out to the other side of tne giooe, unless we are wining to sut- mit to humiliation we have got to pro- must be prepared, to etrecuvriy safe guard our new territory ana to protect our growing commerce ln that portion of the world and Uils must be done with- - lout Impairment of our power to take it I care of our interests in this hem 1 sphere. - No one advocates a vast navy, or mat I the United States shall enter into a con I test of rivalry for superiority In sea to I tower. All that Is urged by the advo I cates of increasing tbe navy Is that I shall be built up to such strength as will 1 lixaura Uia security, of our right and la terests wherever they msy require pro tection. There appears to be a very general feeling In congress favorable to this pol icy, which Is likely to shown In in creasing the present proposed naval ap propriations. Senator Hale, chairman of the senate committee on naval affairs, is reported as taking a very conservative view of what should be done, but he does not favor a policy of Inaction or trclleve that the United States should be allowed to fall to the rear of all other maritime nations, . every one of which is steadily augmenting its sea power. MAT DEMAND TARIFF COXCZSSIOM!. It is reported from Washington that the president has been given to under stand that should the Cuban treaty be ratified a demand may be expected from Germany within thirty days for conces sions similar to those accorded to Cuba. The statement is that the German gov ernment, regarding Cuba as a nation foreign to the United States, will re quest similar concessions under the most favored nation clause of her treaty with the United States. It is said to be feared that If such request be not granted Germany may initiate legisla tion inimical to our trade with that country. It is thought that other coun tries may adopt a like course. If this report Is well founded it intro duces a new complication into the ques tion of closer commercial relations with Cuba and may have a decided Influence in regard to the ratification of the rec- , .. . . ... . . Iproclty treaty with the Culian repub- . lie. Such a demand would certainly be most extraordinary, but perhaps It would be justifiable. At all events the report lsnot incredible, since It is well known that German interests ore ac tively seeking trade with Cuba and It is understood have been zealous In the ef fort- to create sentiment in the Island hostile to reciprocity with the United States. This Is also true of British commercial interests. -1A TE-0PKflKRF0R ADVICHT1SER8. The recent circulation census of Omaha dailies Is an eye-opener for their advertising patrons. It affords most striking proof of the Imposture by which business men have been duped and bun- Loed by )nflated and fraudulont clrcula. n. 1 . 1. i , 1 mm a uieuisi reBcrvuuou, uuiajia. noutn umana and Council Bluffs are Bluffs virtually one town for mercantile and advertising purposes, with an aggregate population of 150.000. or thereabouts. it is a well established fact that the ratio of daily newsnaner takers in anv community Is one to five, namely, one newspaper for every five inhabitants, At that ratio the number -ot daily news papers In Omaha, South Omaha and Council Bluffs should aggregate 30,000. The carrier delivery census shows the atrtrreeate number of Omaha South Omaha and Council Bluffs dallies dell ered by carrier In the three towns to be 27.804. or a shortage of 2.200. and this .hnH I l' v.o IV aro DUIJUUUU UJ i nrnm annmifl nawaiv streets and papers sold by newsdealers, Tn th. erHor HMirorr hm ii.it- I " the rural delivery in Douglas county, the relative positions of the Omaha dallies are represented by these Azures The Omaha Bee 12,045 The World-Herald 8.425 The Evening News 6,952 The Council Bluffs Nonpareil.... 1,163 In other words, more than 60,000 out of the 150i0oo nonulatlon are served by carrier with The Omaha Bee. 42.115 wna lne " orm-tieraid. 34.. ou Dy tne EnlnK ewa and 5,815 by the Council Bluffs Nonpareil. The Bee has 48 per cent more circulation In the city of Omaha than the World-Herald and 65 per cent more than the Evening News. In South Omaha The Bee circulates about 49 per cent more than the World nerald and more than doubles the circu lation of the Evening News. In Council Bluffs The Bee has 32 per cent more clr- cuia0on ,. the World-Herald and two d one.half tlme9 a8 man BIlhsrr,her the EvenlnK News, and a 12 per cent iflrm, Mrintion un , n i ni.,rr. van i 1 " " cen8U8 n thege Ind,8pntable fact7; In Omaha, South Omaha and Council ni,,- o 100 ...t, ,,n, w n, n v. "erim-r, wmcn. computed TI X . the DagIg of flve ,nhab,t.nt. trt ln kunacrtbrr. means that 40 ,195 out of the 15Q(m ,n tne three towng are BapAled b The ODjaha Bee and no I ' wnlle the WorW.Herald and the News put together only reach 0 325 more n. PTOillsl,vplT ln fh thrM ,Ho. pie exclusively ln the three cities. The newspaper census also develops the fact that 1,539 subscribers to the World-Herald also take The Bee and 1429 '8ubgeriber8 to the News also take Tbe whe only ?00 gu,)8Crlbtrg to the World-Herald also take The News. Returns from fifty-three towns in Ne- hrflskft Iowa SolIfh naVnta eluding Omaha, South Omaha and Coun cil Bluffs, give the following summary The The World- Evening The Bee. Herald. News. I Nebraska 4,368 1.153 140 70 1.504 Iowa 881 182 48 Doum uaaoia 417 Totals 6,66 2,563 1,734 These, fijrures summarized show the I following facts: ln Omaha. South Omaha and Council Bluffs, by carrier delivery, and ln fifty - 1 io,983 and the Evening News 8.01K1. Wlth these facts and fleures before tij business men who are investing money in advertising should have no I difficulty in reaching rational con 1 t.U8lons as to where they can get the 1 returns I The cry at Washington is for "a big - 1 ger navy," and it is so unchallenged it I that tbe present congress Is almost cer- I tain to make appropriations for the eon - 1 structioa ot au extraordinary number of warships. The trouble with the peri odical demand for a blifgcr navy Is that Is wholly Indefinite, and may easily carry the country before It Is fully aware of It Into a policy of naval ex pansion which It would not have ap proved If It had been foreseen. The real question tlmt should lx asked and an swered Is, How much bigger navy do we want? We fix a strict maximum for the army. If the same thing were done as to the navy congress could then pro ceed Intelligently with appropriations at each session, but when everything is left Indefinite as now every little Interna tional complication and scare gives rise to emotional legislation regarding the nlvy. The proposition to raise the limit of bonded Indebtedness In the revised Omaha city charter without changing the limit of the sinking fund levy is con flicting in its own terms. Adding to the outstanding bonds will Increase the In terest and sinking fund charges and the price brought by the bonds will depend largely on the resources In sight to pay Interest and provide for ultimate re demption. It Is Impossible to carry a bigger bonded debt without Imposing a bigger sinking fund tax levy. The attempt to start a senatorial con test In Iowa Is as premature as the tariff debate going on In the republican news papers. Senator Allison has been elected to a full term of six years, commencing next March, while Senator Dolllver's term does not expire for more than three yenrs. The next legislature does not chooso a United States senator, and only the hold-over members of the state sen ate to be elected next fall will have any part in the senatorial contest The suggestion Is made that Iowa and Nebraska agree to exchange the various pieces of land which the vagaries of the Missouri have transferred from one side of that river to the other in this vicinity without change of ownership. After the deed 8 are signed, sealed and delivered the two states should take out a Joint insurance policy against the Big Muddy changing its mind again and resuming its original channel. nirht About Pace! Saturday Evening Post. All tbe trusts invited publicity until eon gress threatened to give it to them. Then they began to fight It. Country Saved Attain, Baltimore American. Now that ex-President Cleveland has given his views of tbe Venezuela problem, the plans for arbitration can proceed with out further delay. - Room tor All. Springfield Republican. Wireless telegraphy will never ham the business of the older system of telegraphic communication, say the officials of the com panies that use wires. -That Is very pos sible. The new system will probably find a new flald and work up a new kind of use fulness. Yet it may preve a serious com petitor of the cable . companies la trans oceanlo communication. ,1 r Jaekaonlana Aalc Too Mack. Indianapolis Journal. Those who know of ex-Secretary Olney are not surprised that he declined to go to Nebraska to attend a democratic banquet. for, be It known, Mr. Olney Is very much of an aristocrat of the Beacon street vari ety. Besides, he is getting so near 70 years ot age that if he were a differently constituted man than he is he would not travel two days and two nights to attend a banquet Trouble In at Freah Spot. Baltimore American. Now that this country seems In a fair way to escape from the embarrassing con ditions brought about in South America, na tional anxiety ia to be excited again over the fate of the country. The board of army officers appointed to edit the army uniform cannot agree as to whether the stripes on the trousers of Infantry officers shall be blue or white, and the souls of the public are to be harrowed up by the consequent suspenso until this vital point la decided. Ktndneta Better Than Arbitration. January Century. Better than arbitration wise and neces sary as that may be at times better than arbitration, especially than enforced arbi tration, is mutual acquaintance, respect confidence and ease ot approach; and these cannot be obtained when there is totally absent, on either side, a spirit of human sympathy. The other day we asked a highly successful manufacturer how It was that he had got along sox well, and for so many years, with his great crowd of em ployes and the labor union allies. "We beat them," he said, "with kindness." Official Abate ot Immlarranta. Philadelphia Record. Within a recent period not less than flve Jewish associations, representing 600,000 citizens of the United States, have made solemn appeal to the president, to congress and to the whole people against the offi cial barbarities practiced upon Immigrants at Ellis Island. Immigrants of all races are the victims of their lnl-jultles, and they are perpetrated by a secret offlcal inquisi tion upon the landing of every steamer ln the harbor of New York. Whether the de portations In some instances are legal or not the public has no means of ascertain ing because of the secret character of the inquisition. 'World's Literary Delage. Springfield Republican. George Brandes, the Danish critic, is ap palled at the world's literary deluge. He has been compiling some figures, and finds that about 10,000 novels appear every year. Germany publishes 2,000; England, 1,500, Russia, l.OCO; Amerlc, rather more; France, 600; Italy and Spain, about (00 each; Japan, 450; India, 200; Egypt, a dosen, eta. In twenty years the United States and most European countries have doubled their out put of books, and Mr. Brandes says that no library Is large enough to contain all the books that appear ln the course of ten vears. It will be seen that the problem of the librarian Is becoming more serious every day. Save from nn Intlmrly Grarve. Philadelphia North American, Not the least Important of President Roosevelt's achievements in the field ot world pollt'.cs must be counted the preser vation of Tbe Hague court for the peaceful adjustment of differences between nations. But for hi 3 earneat efforts to Induce the creators cf that tribunal to acknowledge Ita distance and save It from death by Inanition It would have been laid to rest under a stc.ne bearing the Inscription: If I so soon was to be done (or, I woudt-r what I waa begun fur. Tbe powers should be grateful to the pres ident of tbe United States for the aervlce that he rendered ia deterring then from Intaatloida. what rnr. "Ft m is aiioit. Meaatng; of (he ShoollnK Scrape in Progrea In Moroero. There Is something doing In Morocco. Tangier and Its temples generate excite ment and tbe gatea of Fei are locked and barred. Moor's the pity. The traditions and imells of unnumbrrrd centuries are being rudely Jostled by modern ambition and thirst for power. Shall Allah be praised? Not on your life. It Is to pre serve tradition and antique sanitation from the blighting touch of European civi lisation that bloody war Is being waged against the sultan by a horde of rebels. Dispatches report the rebels uncommonly lively and shooting straight. At the last meeting of the rebels and the sultan's troops the latter were Bull Runned and fled to Fes for shelter and breath. The man who heads the rebels Is reported sa saying that he has not the slightest In tention of seizing the throne. His mission, he says, Is to wage a holy war against. Christians, keep Europeans out of Morocco and remove the present sultan from the throne on account of his tendency to listen to European advice end yield to foreign In fluence. He says that he and his followers will nominate a sultan from some Shereeflan famiiy who will promise to continue thq war against the Christians. According to the correspondent of the London Times at Fes, the rebels art very strong ln numbers. The rebellion Is an expression of total dissent' from and reprobation of the sul tan's recent scheme of reforms, relates tho New York Sun. Wafter B. Hurrla. who bad many Interviews with Morocco's young ruler last year, reported that be was wholly unlike other Oriental potentates In thoughts, habits and manner of life. "He la keenly sensitive to public opinion tn Europe, is interested In educational sys tems abroad and ln the worklr.gs of con stitutional government, and is anxious to keep on good terms with the powers," Mr. Harris said. The sultan told Mr. Harris that as soon as his government was better organized he hoped to travel abroad and learn what he could for the benefit of his country. To reform Morocco, to introduce modern and liberal ideas into Its system of govern ment, may require genius and strength be yond the powers of the young ruler. Id 1884 Dr. Oscar Lcnz, one ot the most acuie observers of affairs In Morocco, wrote that though the father of the present sultan had liberal tendencies and was a man of Inde pendent and energetic character, as well as an autocrat, he was not In a position to In troduce revolutionary reforms against tbe will of the official class. The fanatical party was too strong both in tbe country and at court to be forced to submtt to drastic measures of reform. When the late sultan's son came to the throne ln 1894 he was a mere boy of 14. during his minority Sid Ahmed, the grand vltler of Morocco, ruled the country with the Iron hand of an absolute despot. Ho held the country together, quelled rebel lions and subdued disorderly tribes with the utmost cruelty and at the same time by the wholesale confiscation and enormous exactions amassed a great fortune. Two years ago the young, sultan reached the age of 20 and Just as he assumed con trol the stern old regent died. The report that the old man left his great fortune to the new sultan Is probably Incorrect. At any rate. It is known that the sultan's finances have been ln a bad way and that since he came into actual power he has raised considerable money by the sale of a part of his Jewels. It la not believed that his government has today the mone tary resources necessary to equip a force and maintain it In the field for the sup pression of a great and determined revolt. There are Moors of progressive tenden cies and they have hoped for great things from their sultan. But it is very hard to Change the old system. It has been the time-honored practice for government of ficials, all of whom receive only nominal pay, to prey upon the officials below, them till the local sheiks finally recoup them selves by preying on the people. "Squeez ing" is the main business of the governing class -and these officials do not wish for any change. Added to this policy of corruption Is the blind prejudice of Ignorance which makes both the powerful and the lowly believe that all foreigners are hereditary foes, who cannot possibly wish them well and who are most earnestly desired to leave the Moroccans to themselves. With such con ditions as these firmly rooted ln the coun try, the small body of progressive Moors will be most fortunate if the present sul tan Is ever able to bring about a tithe ot the reforms which they are expecting at his hands. PERSONAL NOTES. Let's be merry while we can. The legis lature meets next Tuesday. If the Inaugural ball cannot be pulled off with the customary eclat, a few steps may be taken to the high ball. According to the almanacs spring Is less than three months away. It Is soothing to know there Is a limit to the coal dealers' cinch. In looking over the past year you will probably be forced to admit that "the misfortunes hardest to bear were those that never came." The late Dr. Joseph Parker of London economized ln every possible way for years to pay tbe entire sum for which his father had failed and he had the satisfaction pf doing tt. Henry Rochefort the editor-ln-chlef of the Intranstgeant, has summarily dismissed three members of his literary staff because they attended a funeral of a deceased col league at which a religious ceremony was performed. Arthur Gambell, a resident of Cincinnati, fell and broke his leg on Christmas eve. Similar accidents have befallen him no less than forty times and he has spent nearly half of bis life In bed because of broken bonea. State Labor Commissioner Harry F. Black of New Haven, Conn., haa Just had erected over the grave of James Armour, revolutionary soldier, burled In the ceme tery ln his city, a granite monument. He was a great uncle ot the late Philip D. Armour. The Allgemelne Elektrlcltaets Oesell- scbaft and the Union Elektrlcltaets Ges sellschaft have combined, with a capital of over $100,000,000. Tbe object of the com bine Is the usual philanthropic one. In cluding a monopoly of the alphabet. Rear Admiral P. C. Cooper, whose assign ment to the command of a division of the Asiatic station has been announced, has selected as his flag lieutenant Lieutenant Victor Blue of South Carolina, the young officer who discovered the Spanish fleet In tbe harbor of Santiago from a bluff three miles away. For that service Lieutenant Blue waa awarded ten numbers by the war board. All the women who have written to the bachelor governor of Kansas proposing marrlaae will receive courteous replies, but not from the pen of Governor Bailey. His private secretsry has begun declining with thanks the offers, rtylng to each that Governor Bailey Is not in quest of s wife. About fifty photographs will be returned to tha senders. Sixty-six declinations will go to New York women and more than 100 to New England states. Not one of tbe pro jvrw..it cams frost a Kansas woman. BITS OK WASHIXQTOS UF8. Minor seenea nnd Incidents Sketched on the Spot. Congressman Eugene F. Loud of Califor nia, who retires from the house with the present congress, will be among the list of applicants for appointment as post master at San Francisco. A Washington dispatch to the St. Louis Globe-Democrat ays tbe announcement has already created something of a sensation among the postal employes' organization, whose members have been waging bitter war against any further political preferment for Mr. Loud. It was recently stated that Mr. Loud had been tendered a position as one of ths assistant postmasters general. Such an appointment would be a signal for trouble, as the organizations In the postal service are determined In their opposition to any plan for giving Mr. Loud a position of au thority in the Postoffice department. The opposition is all due to the persistent fight made by Mr. Loud from year to year against bills providing for an Increase ot pay of letter carriers and railway mall clerks. Mr. Loud has made his fight In the open, as he does all his official acts. He hns taken the position that the letter carriers are well paid, according to the service performed, and the equipment necessary for the service. These men now receive $600 for the first year. $850 for the second year, and $1,000 for tbe third year, and there they stick. The bill that has been pending at several sessions of con gress provides that they shall receive $800 a year at the start, $1,000 the second year and $1,200 a year thereafter. As has been announced In these dispatches, the advo cates of the bill will make no effort to se cure Its consideration at the present ses slon of congress, not desiring to take chances tn having It finally voted down by Mr. Loud and his friends. The carriers have already chosen William Randolph Hearst, who will be tn the next congress j as champion of their bill. President Roosevelt has found it neces sary to bar lighted cigars out of the White House. At first Arthur Simmons, the col ored doorkeeper, who has been at ths White House for many years, was named as the presidential smoke oppressor, but he found his task so ungracious that he begged the president to relievo him. The congressmen and senators whom Simmons was obliged to spesk to ln carrying out his orders did not take' his action kindly and they told htm to go back south or to some other warm place so frequently that Arthur, who Is a devout church member, asked Mr. Roosevelt to give him another detail. The president compiled and tn order to spare the White House employes from congressional abuse has had hung over the mantel In the publie reception room the familiar sign, "No Smoking Allowed." Ths sign Is framed In somber black, which Is such a contrast to the Ivory white ot the room that one can scarcely fail to notice it. There Is considerable talk In Washington this winter regarding the salary of mem bers of congress, though there Is no im mediate prospect of legislation on the sub ject. Some advocate the cutting off of all perquisites and the payment of a flat sal ary of $7,500 instead of $5,000, as at present. leaving the members to buy their own sta tionery and hire their own clerks, also to deprive them of mileage, which la 10 cents per mile each way for each session. The clerks at present get $100 per month and the stationery allowance Is $126 annually. It Is especially pointed out that the com pensatlon as to mileage la unfair, as the statesman who lives ln Maryland or Vir ginia, for example, receives only a meager stipend on that account, whereas some statesmen from the far west receive over $400. ' j "Gentlemen, can you tell us any news?" said David J. Hill, first assistant secretary of state, to a group of correspondents who called for new light on the Venezuelan situation. "We have come to you for news," was the only answer. "The press and ths department Is without news and ln a waiting attitude. The situa tion reminds me of the predicament of an old sea captain of my acquaintance who found himself hundreds of miles at sea without a chart. Further taking account of stock developed a missing sextant, barom eter and chronometer out of gear and broken compass. " 'Cap, said the mate, 'we shall have to take the weather as It comes.' " The engineers and firemen who happen to be assigned to the president's train when ever he makes a trip out of town always get ready at the end of the raute for the cordial handshake which they know Is com Ing. When Mr. Roosevelt and his family returned from Virginia the other day he reached up to shake the hand of the engi neer of his train just before leaving tbe Pennsylvania station. A pleasant word of greeting and goodby 'waa exchanged, and It was noticed that the engineer followed the president with his eye In an apparently thoughtful mood until be was well out of sight. Then, recovering himself suddenly he was heard to Indulge In this soliloquy as he looked at his grimy hand: 'Great Scott? But you are a dirty right Still I knew he'd shake you. And when he shakes he means It." A novel view of President Roosevelt Is contributed by Louis Michel, editor of Der Deutsch Amerlkaner, who was Introduced to the president at the White House a few days ago by Representatives Wacbter and Schiem of Maryland. When It Is considered that Mr. Michel and the two congressmen were with the president not more than twenty minutes Mr. Michel's account of what occurred will give an idea of Just how strenuous tho president Is and how much he can crowd Into a small space of time. Mr. Michel de scribed hi visit as follows: "President Roosevelt Is not only one of the greatest statesmen this country haa ever had, but he la also a great literary man, and I don't think there Is any other man ln the republican party who could have discussed German and Dutch authors as he did. The fact that tbe president gave us twenty minutes of bis valuable time shows how interested he was In the question of German literature. "In the course of bis talk the president referred to the 'Zerlng,' the masterpiece ot Theodore Koerner, a German soldier and poet, and recited several passages of the 'Nlbelungen Lied.' Ha said be admired Schiller greatly, and referred to Oottbold Epbriam LesslDg, the author of 'Nathan the Wise,' who wa really tbe founder of the realistic school ot German literature. "He showed that he was conversant wit these authors, and I regard him a master mind. Indeed, I was dumofounded at hi knowledge of European literature. He Is great admirer of Klopstock and Herder. "He said that the lloers are the descend ants of the Friesianders and Normans through the Dutch. He mentioned Her man, the king of the Cheruskers, as a fine specimen ot the old German hero. H spoke part of the time In Oerman, part I Dutch and part In English, and repeated a old folk-lore song popular among tbe Dutch ot South Africa, 'The Cows Are ln the Clover.' "When Mr. Wachtcr spoke ot Frits Reuter, the principal author In Piatt dsutscb, which Is spoken ln part of northern Germany, Denmark and Holland, tbe presl dent at once referred to tbe works of Reuter. "He Is a wonderful Baa; majestia La per stfnalltr. crisp In conversation, firm la the expression of his Idess. andMn of the best posted men In America on uorman bum- not merely Oerman polities, but German history and literature." CARFFR OK THH FHKMOflTJ. . strange Contrasts ( Fortnhe In tho ftnnshlne of Fnano. Chicago Record-Herald. Tt.. lift nf Jr.l nenton Fremont- who has Just passed away at Los Angeles, was marked by a contrast of fortunes that gives It m rr xmntJnnal Interest. We find In It the reverse of that passage from ob scurity to fame which is tne common m inn nf American celebrities. The fame not only came very early, but la a most generous measure. It la safe to say io there never was a young couple in nis .nnntfv mn rMi v known or of so brilliant a reputation as Lieutenant Fremont and bis wife. Fremont at so waa acciaimeu as an explorer, both In ths United States and In Europe. He cleared up the chaos of western America and was ranked as a great contributor to geographic! anowi- ede. At this period 01 nis me was the most conspicuous figure In the movement for the annexation of California and he was elected senator from that state before he waa 40. ... rr In the half canturr that hat elapsed sines he has come to be one of the least of tha atara In tha constellation of national heroes. It is only neoessary to turn back . to contemporary documents to discover, that he once shone resplendent among them. Though he was but nine years oiaer . than nraitt ha had twentv rears tha start of him tn general notoriety, and he was a enriiilt tor tha nrwsidencv five years Be fore the civil war opened. From that time. however, the eclipse began. He was ae- feated by a democrat and when the re- nnhlfpana hannu nromlnent he was not accepted as a leader, but was Involved In Jealous altercations and left to struggle futllely against that most deplorable of fates the living death of the man who has enjoyed the most flattering renown and who survives to find himself, neglected and well-night forgotten. Throughout this career the wlrt snared to an unusual degree the fame and for- tna nf tha biiahand. She. too. was bril liant; she had a fine social position; shs was active and Influential in neiping rTe mont In every way. But In a purely worldly sense the result. In spite of a dazzling be ginning, was forty years of failure and disappointment, and the widow of the pathfinder became an object of public char- , Ity. For she was not pensioned as tbe widows of presidents have been, but te her governmental allowance Only after private effort had been made to res cue her from actual poverty. POINTKD' REMARKS. . . I . i Ttntttmnra American: Ruvmeter TVMi't you think my verses have been exceedingly uneven in quality of late? Koaster I Had Just oeen noting now pain fully otherwise the were. Kansas Ctv Journal: "How do you sup pose Methuselah managed to reach such a great aga r "Why, everything waa In his favor. There vmm nn atitomohllpK. or trolley oars, or operation for appendicitis, or health foods ln those uays. Tnnkera Rtatesman: "There Is one very suspicious thing I have noticed about the man who saya 'I told you so,' " remarked the obsrrver of events and things. "He never seems to come out witn a new nai after election." Kaw York Tribune: Francis I had writ ten to hla mother from the Imperial camp near Pavla. 'He saya oil Is loet save honor," sne cried; "that means the rubber plant is gone, too." nrn- t.lt.n.lw tttAv ImA Kt .'tv far how now could she live. In Brooklyn? niWm Trthiina: "Here's ' what"' Jack - gave me," said Maud, exhibiting the hand- . kerchief. "Isn't It a beautiful specimen of . drawn work? And all hand made." "Let me look at It." said Mabel. "M yes, you're right. It's hand maJe second- when the two peasants looked at each other. .... Hadn't we better struts lor more pay, too?" they Inquired. Hereupon Minet was compeuea 10 put more long green Into his picture than ha . had anticipated. 1 1 1 1 1 a U t ' 1 1 1 fl z 1 rnr . .viini id an aowc- rold?" asked the Instructor of the class. , "An asteroid," replied the young woman T .... .TTrk- I . with the pert nose, "la an underBtudy to a 111 ( (1 H t 1 I lliuIIBi X uu liiun iiiytt o n-.it and hungry Caaalus," said Fellalre, for merly Rusty Kufus, observing him orltlo- rvi 1. . . . iiVn.. , 1. 111.. M T n ally' . "We air lean ana nungry, piainnveiy .,... S1nn.MnK kanliiililnir ... rCllWllUCU JIMll UUIIIUH5, I, .TV. V.. 11 .v Tuff old Knutt, who waa waiting just around the corner. "Cash us, mister." HER GRANDDAD'S HOCK1H' CHAIR. , A homely built old-fashioned thing,' its Joints ln every Dart worn loose. Its arms of strong, unpalnted wood .well Dollshed from an age or use; Its creaky rockers seemed to cry as In ex cruclallng pain And noisily protest against being put to such a trying strain. For generations it had stood upon the foot worn floor oeside The old fireplace from which the flames Hi ki-t upward through ' the chimney wide. And young and old through years of time had loved and venerated It. That old split-bottomed rocking chair ln which her granuuua useu to sit. She told me all its history, that maiden of the rosy face. . As we would sit on winter nights before the cheery old nrepiace, From when It left the builder's hands and sat as If In h! lent pride Within a humble cottage when her grand mother was a bride Down through the generations till her sire Inherited the prize, And as she talked the reverent light that it ine azure or ner eyes Enchained my heart In willing bonds, and 1, too, pinned my love to it, That old jpllt-bottnmed rocking chair in which her granudad used to sit. She told me how the good old man would. seldom W ave that honored sent When weight of ruming years became too heavy for his tott'rlng feet, And how he'd sometimes sit for hours held as If In a heavenly spell Upon his knees an op.-n book, the Bible that he loved so well. How she, a toddling youngster then, would kneel before she went to bed And say her prayers at his knee, hts withered hand upon her head. And as she talked her lovely eyes with holy Inspiration lit Aa rocked she slowly tn the chair In whloh her granddad uaed to sit. . 'Twas only built for one. and yet we found It strong enough for two. As In our hearts the rpark of love Into a flaming passion grew, And, 'spite its loud protesting creaks, I one night presaed her to my heart And spake the glowing words of love that made her mine till death shall part. And aa I alt and' watch her as sne rocks our bouncing boy to rest. His curly, golden, sleepy head soft . pil lowed on her mother breast, I felt that mine, If possible. Is greater than her love for It That old spllt-bottomej rocking chair in which her granddad used to lt. FOR DESSERT, SUNDAY, JANUARY 4th, J5p3,; try JELL-O, prepared according to the fol lowing recipe: JKI.I.-O WITH TAPIOCA. Cook one cup of tapioca ln the usual way and "when done pour la a mould. After It cools pour over It one package of Jell-O any flavor, prepared according to direo tlona. Tha Jell-o should cool U-fure pouring over the tapioca. Serve with aoft custard or whipped cream. A nice dessert for any meal, at any time. Four flavors Lemou, Orange, Raspberry and Btram berry. " At grocers, 10 cents. OUT A PACKAGE TODAT. ' 1