0 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE; WEDNESDAY, DEtiEMDEU 31, 1902. 'Hie uniaiia Daily Bee B. R08EWATKK, EDITOR PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OF 8lfc8CIUPTION. Dally Ra (without Hun. lay). One Tear. MOT I'aJly Hee and Sunday. One Year MM Illustrated He, One Year 2M Sunday Hee, One iear 2.v Saturday He, One Year 1.60 Twentieth Century Farmer, One Ttar.. l.UU DELIVERED UY CARRIER. Pally pee (without Sunday), per copv... 2c Dally Hee (without Hundnyi, per week..Uc Daily Bee (Including Sunday), per week. lie Sunuay Bee, per copy no Evening Bee (without Sunday), per week c Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week 10c Complaint of Irregularities In delivery Should be addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha city Hall Building, Twenty-fifth and M Streets. Council Bluffs 10 Penrl Street. Chicago 1H4( Unity Building. New York 1328 IJnrk Row Building. Washington MX fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication! relating to news and ed itorial matter should he addressed: Omaha .Bee, Editorial Department STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btate of Nebraska, Douglas County, as.: Oeorge n. Tawhuck, secretary of The Uee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, aya that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, lSoi, was aa follows: 1 ,...1,470 16 'AH.4H3 ..2(t,43l 17 8,(iDO ai.OHIt 18 30.M70 4 8l,nO 19 BO.IMO 41.H5 70 SO.KHO 84,BftO 21 IMM-M T , .81. BIO 22 31.410 30,840 ' 21 2M.U1U ,8T5 24 BO.KO 10 81.HOO 25 .81.O110 11 0,l)T( '23 ai.ooo 12 80.700 21 80.TMO M ao.HiiO 28 81.1KO 14 30,730 23 31.4NO U 81,810 ) it,47S Total .' oaa.oio Less unsold and returned copies.... 9,237 Net total sales Oin,Ta Net average sales 30.7M GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this SUth day of November, A. D. l)2. - M. B. HUNOATE. (Seal) Notary Public. The grim renpor seeuia to keep his Scythe sharpened all the year round. For the dying year, death always cornea promptly at the predicted time. The merger of the Denver labor unions shows that they are bound to be In the Style. Ilad Venezuela been able to raise the 'wind. It could have raised the blockade much sooner. Nebraska implement men . come next a Omaha's guests. Make ready the Im plements of hospitality. From the number of elephants em ployed It la clear that the Curzon festivi ties are to be a big thing. .. Omaha can be made a great grain market, but nothing comes without ef fort It la worth working for. All hopes that the Btratron will con test might prove la the same class with the Fair will contest aro now shattered. The glowing accounts now being sent out regarding Grover Cleveland's health will hardly escape the eye of Colonel Watterson. A New Year's day reunion and Jollifi cation of all the beneficiaries of Gov ernor Savage's pardon pen with the great pardoner as guest of honor would seem to be .In order. . Footings of the city assessment roll show that the recent Hoard of Iteview Is t the only board that ever made any ma terial Increase In the totals returned by tbe tax commissioner. From New York to Chicago In four hours la the promise held forth by an ambitious Inventor. ' From Omaha to Lincoln in one hour Is equally desirable and much more practicable. ' And now the police commission hints that It will apply faith cure treatment to all liquor license ailments. In other words, ft has no faith In the circulation statements of the pretending Fakeries. If that newly Invented machine will really heat a room for $1 a year, It must require extraordinary self control on the part of the Inventor to refrain from aelllng them under existing circum stances.' Those South Omaha olliclals who are getting apprehensive over a prospective overlap might apply to the Omaha school board for cousolutlou. Our school fund has' a perennial overlap, but It never disturbs school board member8. Down in Lancaster 'county a bank combine that has been working the tax payera, for county deposits without pay ing the Interest required by law has been broken. There Is no good reason whatever why Douglas county should not get Interest upou Its treasury bal ances, and it would get the Interest speedily if the responsible authorities went about It the right way. British observers take comfort In the thought that so long as American manu facturers have the profitable home mar ket at their command, there la no danger of American products supplanting Brit ish products either at home or In neutral markets. But had It not been for the policy of protection American manufac turers would not have had the home market much less a foothold abroad. Senator Teller Is treading on the thin nest kind of Ice la his effort for re-eleo-tlon. It Is known that a number of the democratic members of the Colorado legislature are strongly dUiKHted to throw him overboard aud to lulst ou an out-and-out democrat. In spite of the fact that be publicly declared bis ad hesion to that party last summer. The prospect Is for a loug-drawn out coutest, with a growing feeling that the demo cratic members cannot, lu auy event be held together long for hliu. the closihg tear. The year 1002 has contributed much Hint Is notable and valuable to the world's history. For this nntlnn It hns liecn a ix-rlod of progress lu all direc tions, of growth In power, Influence Hud prestige. We have had unbounded busi ness pronicrity, bountiful harvests that have rlchlv rewnrded the Industry of the producers, a constant demand for lnlor In mill and factory, unprecedented activity In transportation, henvy Invest ments of capital In industrial enterprises and a marked development of resources nloug all lines. In material well-being no country lias ever occupied a higher plane than does ours at this time. The United States ) playing a large putt in the world and it Is doing so In the Interest of peace and civilization. In tills second year of the twentieth century no other nation has done so much for the betterment of mankind. We have given to an alien people, a povernment of liberty and law, with every assurance of future care for their Interests and welfare. We have as sisted In establishing a new republic, modeled nion ourown political Insti tutions nnd which we are pledged to pro tect In Its Independence and aid Id Its material development. We have taught Europe a fresh lesson In the Interest of peace In Inducing three of the powers to submit to arbitration their claims against a state of this hemisphere. We have again shown the independent coun tries of this part of the world that tbe nited States Is their friend, readv t nil times to protect them from for- gn nggresslon, but requiring of them ic fulliilnient of their Just obligations. 'e have demonstrated anew that as a nation we love peace nnd that we desire to cultivate friendly relutlons with all other countries. There is no doubt that today the influence of the United States upon international affairs that touch Its Interests is greater than ever before. European countries have been less favored than ours In the past twelve month, many of the people of some of them having experienced severe hard ship and privation. It Is stated that British trade for the year has been good, yet there is a great deal of destitution in England, especially In the larger cities, recent reports stating that nov- erty Is more general and distressing than at any time since the repeal of the corn laws. England has enlarged her empire by annexing the South African republics, but the taxation which the war made necessary bears heavily upon her people and her Indus tries. The British isles will not soon recover from the effects of the Boer war. In Germany the Industrial depres sion that has continued throughout the year Is not being relieved and great numbers of her people are out of em ployment and destitute. Tbe conditions In Austria-Hungary and Italy are no better and France Is by no means prosperous. In Russia there la a deplor able state of affairs, a late report from St Petersburg stating that the govern ment is face to face with the grave problem of how best to feed 15,000,000 bungry peasants scattered over numer ous provinces. Throughout Europe, in short many more millions of people are now. feeling the pinch of poverty than a year ago and the governments gen erally are finding in this the most troublesome and difficult problem with which they have to deal. But they con tinue to heavily burden their people with taxation to maintain great military establishments and there la no promise of a change from this policy. The American people will say farewell to 1902 with a feeling of gratitude for what it gave them In euch rich abund ance aud will welcome 1903 in the con- Udent expectation, which all signs seem to warrant that it will contribute no less liberally to their prosDerity and happiness. . , AH "OPEN DUOR" QUESTION. Some montha ago the British and Ger man governments protested against the remission of the export duty, $7.50 a ton, on hemp from the Philippines to the United States. Those governments urged tbat this discrimination against them la an infraction of the open door policy, for which the United States has earnestly contended In the far east and expressed the hope that It will not be continued. The correspondence In the matter la now lu the hands of the senate committee on Philippine affairs and It la understood will receive consideration In connection with the pending Philippine tariff bill. This is tbe first question that has been raised bearing upon the open door policy of this government and ita determina tion will be important It la aald that the congressional theory seems to be that an executive proclamation of the open door, made before congress as sumed Jurisdiction of the government of the Philippines, Is not binding upon con gress now that that Jurisdiction la In full operation. It also appear to be the opinion of some that as long as tbe products of other eonntriea are admitted Into the Pblllpplne8 on equal terms with our own, no foreign nation can complain that we have closed the door because a Philippine product ia laid down In San Francisco cheaper than la some porta of Europe. The San Francisco Chronicle takes the view that It Is none of Eng land aud Germany's business what we do with the Philippine islands. It says iu regard to the open door principle, that we have simply insisted that so long as China is recognized as an independ ent nation she shall observe, and be permitted to observe, her treaties with this country. There la no doubt as to our right to do a we tilease with the Philippines. We can establish free trade between the Islands and this country and maintain a prohibitive tariff In the Phlllpplnea on goods of other countries than our own. We may of right discriminate to the most radical extent against our com petitors for Philippine trade. But would It be expedient to assert this right? Should we not In doing so invite retalia tion ou the part of countries that ant In position to control markets in the Ori ent? Tlie maintenance of the open door policy undoubtedly depends a great deal upon the iosl(lon of the United States, and our Influence In behalf of that policy would certnlnfy le very much wcakeuVd if in the Philippines we discriminate against other countries. The question raised merits Uie very careful attention of congress. GUARANTIES l)F' ARlilTRA TfO.Y. There Is no end of Irrelevant ar sertlon or assumption that guarantees of the ex ecution of the finding of the arbitrators must be had In the sense that some an thorlty will undertake the collection of whatever damages may be found to be due from Venezuela. No such result Is necessarily Implied In International ar bltratlon as It has been resorted to or as Is provided for in The Hague treaty. Nor Is It probable that President Boose velt would In any event have consented to act on such terms. Where disputes are submitted to ar bitration of course an Implied obligation is upheld and almost invariably the ex press pledge of the parties Is made to carry out Its decision. But no case of International arbitration can be cited where governments as third parties have stood by with drawn swords to en force the finding of the referees. It Is sIro true that no nation could refer a matter to arbitration and then refuse to abide by the result without putting It self clearly In the wrong and forfeiting the respect of the civilized world, while the other party or parlies to the arbitra tion could still resort to other remedies previously at its command. ' It is a conceivable case, although In high degree an Improbable one, that an arbitrating lward might find an amount to be due which It would be impossible for' the debtor or offending nation to pay. But as no such case has yet arisen. It Is not necessary to cross that stream before coming to it. The usual method when war Is resorted to and the In demnity, required by the conqueror can not be paid la to appropriate territory, but the Monroe doctrine forbids this re sult In American countries as against Europe. The refusal' or the sheer In ability of Venezuela to pay nn award, If It be conceived as possible, Is all the greater reason why no strict guaranty of enforcement can be exacted. WHAT WERE THE! ELECTED FORI The republican membera of the dele gation from Douglas county are reputed to be under a pledge not to commit it or any of Its members for or against any Issue that may come before the leg islature until it has received the ap proval or disapproval of a majority of the delegation In star chamber session. In other words, every member of the delegation is reputed to be pledged to surrender hia own convictions to the will of the majority, and to take nobody Into his confidence except by permission of the majority of the delegation. This Unique gentlemen's agreement has Its only counterpart In the now fa mous St Louis councilmanlc agreement which bound the members of the com bine not to speak except through the chosen spokesman. From the dark re cesses of the chamber In which the Douglas delegation has held its secret conferences the public ia assured that the prime object of this extraordinary policy la to promote the public welfare and forestall adverse criticism. How the public welfare ia to be promoted by a refusal to discuss public Issues In pub lic can only be surmised by the tip given to tbe Real Estate exchange by one of the spokesmen of the keep-lt-dark dele gation when asked what position he and hia associates would take with regard to the proposed repeal of the section of the chsrter that virtually exempts the railroads from local taxation. "The dele gation would prefer not to touch thia matter, but leave it to the courta to set tle," was the response. This la cooler than a 30-below-zero breeze. It la a declaration In so many words that the Douglas delegation would prefer to be excused from dis charging Its plain duty and leave the taxpayers, who have for years borne the burdens that should Justly have been Imposed upon the railroads, to the ten der mercies of these corporations uutll the highest courts have pronounced upon the constitutionality of the tax-exempt ing clause of the charter. The question that will naturally force Itself upon the mlud of every taxpaying citizen Is, What are they there for? What object la there In electing repre sentatives to the legislature If they will deliberately decline to represent the In terests and wishes of their constituents? What other natural Inference can be en tertained than that they have mort gaged themselves to the corporations that own $23,000,000 worth of property in Omaha which is assessed at less than 1 per cent of Its actual value, while all pther property la assessed at 100 cents on the dollar? How can any representative to the leg islature Justify himself In surrendering his own individual convictions by shift ing the obligations Imposed upon him by his constituents on the plea that he la tied hand and foot to do only that which the majority of his colleagues will per mit him to do, even when hia action or attitude ia In conflict with his own hon est convictions and when he believes it to be detrimental to the public welfare? The dominant majority of the Donglas delegation to the legislature is repre sented as expressing a desire to be ex cused from striking out tbat portion of the charter which permits tbe railroads to evade, their taxea by having their property In Omaha assessed at mileage rates by the State Board of Equaliza tion and let this disagreeable duty be performed by the courts. But suppose that the railroads should succeed in overruling and reversing the action of the Board of Review by buying up a majority of the city council, how would the railroad taxation clause of the char ter get Into the courts? Suppose, on tbe other baud, that the railroads refrain from tampering with the council. Why should taxpayers of Omaha be compelled to wait for a decision from tbe federal courts, or the supreme court of Ne braska, when its representatives in the legislature can give them relief by knocking out the railroad taxation clause? There Is no room to doubt that the Monroe doctrine la exceedingly unpopu lar with the German nation, however, the government by Inference may have recently recognized It The Immense expansion of German foreign trade has raised visions of colonial empire which have pointed toward South America. With a large German population already In some of the states. It la natural that the aggreaslve spirit of the mother nn tlon should be dissatisfied with an In ternatlonal rule whose maintenance bars It from the chance of territorial ac qulsltion In a whole continent The German people would hall with delight a positive movement on the part of united Euroie to annul the Monroe doc trine, but there la not the ellghtest pos sibility of such a movement at present nor la It probable that It can ever be consummated. The new year will ppen with a poor prospect of peace among the great rail road systems especially Interested In the traascontlnental traffic. A bitter war has sprung up between the Gould and Harrlman Interests, which will Inevi tably result In construction of a great deal of new mileage and It Is Just pos sible the Milwaukee will resume Its plan for building to the coast. The. Real Estate exchange committee on taxation does not appear to be willing to lay down Just to accommodate the tax-shirking railroad. The taxpaying citizens of Omaha certainly will not lay down even if it takes years to fight It out. Time to Break Loose. Chicago Chronicle. The mad mullah has not been killed for almost, two weeks and his friends are be ginning to foel uneasy, about him. Old mm Good as the New. Philadelphia Preea. It is not necessary to go to the trouble of getting up new resolutions for the New Year. Tbe old ones can be worked over once again. Cot Out tbe Preface. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Arbitration Is a goqd thing, but should never again be prefaced by the seizure of a navy and bombardment of a tort as a means to collect private debts. Opportunity for Mlllloaalres. Brooklyn Eagle. If our mllllonlres want to do one of the greatest services to the human race that Is possible to them, why don't they engage Dr. Lorens to live In -America, at a suf ficient Income, and let blm cure the poor? Jaar Haadle ' Soars-eatloa. Portland Oregonlan. Ia Nebraska the State Board of Chari ties and Corrections is arking the legisla ture to pass an act making It a crime for a husband to desert his wife. How foolish to expect a legislature of men to pass such a law! Acting upon ' the suggestion, they may paas a law making It a criminal offense for a wife to desert her husband. Cm We Live- Wit boat Them Baltimore American. The highly dangerous habit of kissing having been called by special legislation to the attention of the public, the practice of hand-shaking has next been haled before the medical bar to give reason why It should not be banished from modern so ciety as harboring objectionable germs. It looks as though we were gradually work ing back to the old days when clothes were made out of armorplate. Wbooplnar lp the! Farmers' Trait. Philadelphia North American. The farmers are trying to organise a trust, but It will be seen that among the announced purposes of tbe combination lim itation of products, destruction of compe tition and dividends on fictitious capitaliza tion are not Included. The aim of the farmer Is not Morganlzation of agriculture. He desires to encourage Improvements In methods, Increase the crops, obtain a fair price for farm products and get a square deal from the railroads. Success to the farmers' trust and more power to ita arm! Aeroarrama la a Sterna. Victor Smith la New York Press. While the storm was thickest on Satur day afternoon, about S:30, I stood on top of the Cbesebrough building, IT State, street. reading aerogram from Coney Island and Fort Wadaworth. Not an object In the har bor was visible, but the blizzard's fury did not retard measages in the slightest de gree. As a matter of fact, a great preci pitation of snow or rain serves to Increase the efficacy of the wireless system. Aero grama fly all the faster and truer as the elements destroy or embarrass the existing standard Una service. PILGRIMS KNEW BEARS. Primitive Hew Enarland Knowledge Which Was Scant Elsewhere. Boston Olobe. The glory of the New England forefathers Is not likely to soon fade from tbe earth. In New York, Philadelphia, In tbe west, and. In fact, wherever we cast the eye we find ready representatives of the Pilgrim Fathers assembled to sound their virtues and glorify their names at this season. In New York and elsewhere some at tempts have been made to imitate the Pilgrim Fathers in the bills of fare served. How puerile it looks to try to Imitate the Pilgrim bill of fare In the Waldorf-Astoria and similar fashionable gatherings! Even it they bad the food they haven't the men and the parlors of fashionable hotels are not the places to display them. But It may surprise a good many New Yorkers to know that the Plymouth colony raised potatoes as early as 1863, and that about the same time Gosnold's colony raised oats and barley. Ia fact, right here In Boston we raised beana as early as 1602, and forty-two years afterward they bad the conceit to think that they knew beans in Manhattan and Virginia. The fart Is that the Pilgrim Fathers were a plain, blunt, 'unvarnished set of fel lows. Ret. Dr. Twlng, president of tke Western Reserve university, lately stated that the Pilgrim Fathers were even a very uneducated1 et of men. Not one of them, he aald, except Brewster, had ever seen tbe Inside of a college. Yet few men have ever been more hon ored at seats of learning, especially by Harvard university, and by other colleges. It was not tbat they were learned, but that they were men of character and convic tion. All honor to the Pilgrim Fathers! We will even forgive them, though they allowed history to chaat Caps Cod out of the real honor ef being their first !-ef laadlag. HOI X D JUIOVT SEW YORK. Ripples oa the Carrent of I.lfe la the Metropolis. "The accounts of the high prices paid for real estate on Manhattan Island read like the records of a boom town" a letter in the Philadelphia Ledger, "and many people are wondering If a reaction will set In. Prices continue to advance to sensational figures. This particularly is true In the business sections and in the more arlstrocratlc residential districts, and It la true to some extent In every other part of the island. The reason Is plain. The city is cspable of almost Indefinite expansion north and east, but Manhattan, which Is tbe heart of the city. Its center of business, of amusement and of art. Is restricted to a fixed territory that can never be enlarged. Hence the owner of real estate oa Manhattan Island has from one point of view a monopoly. Its value must necessarily Increase as the trade and commerce of the city grows." After a wedding at Grace church the other afternoon, relates the Evening Post, there was a street scene that In Its com position and pictorial value was like a bit from a play. When the bridal party came out of tbe church they stopped for a mo ment, laughing and talking gaily. In stantly traffic was stopped and a crowd formed on the sidewalk the audience. The bride triad e a conspicuous figure be cause of her dress and the background of martly attired attendants. Each woman that joined the sidewalk audience - said softly and apparently unconscious! "Ain't she sweot?" then began a critical Inven tory. Tnree or four dirty-faced urchins came out of Ninth etreet with a rush, saw the throng and wormed their wav ihrmmh into tbe first row and waited for something to happen. A spruce young usher furnished the excuse. He had gotten a bag of rice and when he and the others began to toss it over the bride tho urchins set up a shrill cheer and clamored for "Jest a little handful." Up In Morningslde park, In Harlem, by permission of the city, says a New York letter, there has been a camp of about a dozen male consumptives since October IS. They are taking the new open-air cure for the disease. Each man has a shelter tent and there is a big A tent used as a kitchen. The men take turns doing the cooking for the camp and a sort of voluntary military discipline la maintained, the most robust man of the lot and the term is rather pitiable at that having been chosen to boss tbe outfit when the camp was estab llshed. The men are visited every day by tha physician in charge of them, who ia posi tive that the open-air scheme Is the only way of curing pulmonary diseases. The men are very warmly clad in several suits of heavy underwear, but they are not per mitted to have any sort of a fire in or around their shelter tents and they are required to keep on the move as much as possible during tbe hours of the day. At night they sleep In their shelter tents under heavy bedding, but their heads are exposed to tbe cold air, of course. The medical man having them in charge main tains that the more frigid air tbey breathe while thus comfortably wrapped up in their bedding the better are their chances of being cured. Other features of the open a'.r cure are a diet consisting very largely of raw eggs, unlimited quantities of pure milk and a certain emulsion of mixed fats, which has attained a big vogue over here even among persons who are only In a run-down physical condition. The funniest version of English In the city, reports the Times, Is that heard at the Chinese kindergarten, and the quaintest little "Americans" In New York are the small, plg-talled persons who go to 114 Mott street to weave paper mats and learn their first pothooks. Some twenty or twenty-five of them gather around the teacher each day. The muster roll Is much longer, but they are excessively irregular as well as unpunctual in their attendance. The Chinese empire may bo founded upon com petitive examinations, but those members of it found in Chinatown have apparently little conception of the value of education. That they have some Is proved by the fact that three-fourths of the pupils are boys, while a good percentage of the girls are little 'half-and-halfs," whose mothers do not consider tbe education of the kinder garten too advanced for their daughters. A desire to have the children learn English, the difficulty of sending them to tbe pub lic schools on account of the teasing of other children, and a vague knowledge of the Gerry society which permeates the quarter, are other elements conducing to In crease the attendance. As for the little Chinese girls, not one of them is to be seen on the street after she is IS years old. She sits at home with her mother, doing Chinese sweatshop work on the loose ' -er garments worn by the men of the Jar rter. One never sees a woman on the streets of Chinatown. Beneath stout bars guarding a wide arched window In the United States assay office, in Wall street, thousands of dollars' worth of little gold bricks, the honest and true kind, paas every day from Uncle Sam's coffers to the hands of Jewelers and bank era. And all that Uncle Sam charges for the exchange is t cents on $100 for the small ones. The bars Uncle Sam dispenses are of two general sizes, the $5,000 size for bankers and the $150 size for Jewelers, the small size being about an Inch and a quarter long. three-quarters wide and perhaps half an Inch or less in thickness. Very often tbey run up to $200 or even more in value. Their size adapts them to the size of the jewel er's crucible. As for the banker, he does not melt his gold; he contents himself with shipping It back and forth across the ocean. A remarkable feature of the exchange of legal tender for gold bars Is that one can not always get Just tbe amount he wishes. If a Jeweler or bunker wishes $10,000 in gold bullion Uncle Sam gives him as near tbat amount as be possibly can. It may be $9,970.50 or $10,000.30, because the bars vary In size and weight and practically ell of tbem have odd cents in their value. Two bars the caahler handed out one day re cently v. ere stamped $531.70 and $23.10. In buying gold bars the purcbaaer first tel a the cashier at the assay office how mach be wishes. The cashier comes as near this amount as he can with tbe bars on haad, and then the purchaser goes next door to tbe subtreasury, where he depoalts his legal tender, gold certificates, green backs or gold coin, for the amount desig nated 'by the assay office cashier as the nearest to the desired amount, receiving therefor a certificate which, upon presen tation at the asiay office. Insures tbe de livery of the bars. But before tbey may be taken away the recipient must sign for them In the register, which lies open be neath the bars of the" wide arched window. Something short of seven years hence it will be 300 years since the Hudson river was discovered, and already numerous representatives of old Holland families In New York state and city are considering plana for fitting celebration of the tri centenary. A committee appointed by the Holland society to outline some scheme In cludes such good old names as Van Dyke, Van Norden. Van Wyck. Roosevelt, Banta, etc. A good many of the members favor a world's fair, but there is tbe embar rassment that New York City has no fit ting site other than Central park, and to tha selection of that spot there would be strong public opposition. WHEN HKSRI SINGS. Aa Apostrophe to Watteraoa'a Melll flaoas Voire, Washington Post. Colonel Henry Watterson Juggles very prettily with words. Is his melodious peri ods we have the rebeck and the lute, the deep and thrilling timbre of tbe horn, the fiddle's wild complaint. He smites the haro and waken the palpitating pipe. He sings as Sappho sang, upon the great white rock of Mltylen; yea, like Parthea ope herself. Aa Eurydlce followed Or pheus, so has the star-eyed goddess hung upon the colonel's tuneful heels In this otherwise sordid and unpoetle age. But when Colonel Watterson flutes to us that the Monroe doctrine "took no account of imperialism In Brazil or royalty In Canada," we feel like hiring a little Ger man band and smothering him with Wag ner. . Has Colonel Wstterson examined the Monroe doctrine very recently? We fancy not, for if he had examined it, he would know that It took account of more things than Brazil and Canada. He would know that It took account of the two Oulanas. tbe French and Danish colonies, and all the rest of them, and stipulated only that there must be no more of It. The United States government did not warn off the premises anyone already In possession. It simply said that the line was drawn, and that It must not be disturbed thenceforth. 8trange as it may appear, the men who were running this country at the time un derstood that England, France, Holland, Denmark and so on, were then In occupa tion of certain areas and territories In the western hemisphere, and frankly admitted their right to remain In such possession as long as It might suit their taste and fancy. Tbe proposition was tbat the status quo should be preserved and that there should be no nonsense about it for the future. Perish the thought that anyone or any thing shall interrupt the flow of Colonel Henry's song. This feeble chirp of ours Is a mere sacrificial tribute to his mellifluous flood. When the skylark trolls his midair lay, what does the cricket hope to do upon its towiy perch T When Rlzzlo shakes the night with song, let meaner minstrels squat. CORN REGAINING LOST GROUND. Increased Demand Abroad Ikons ta the Exports. Cleveland Leader. American exports of corn are steadily Increasing and the shipments of that grain from tho Danube valley to western Europe are as regularly diminishing. The Indi cations are tbat tbe exports of American maize for December will be three times as great as In tbe corresponding month of last year, though the shipments will hardly be more than 30 or 35 per cent aa much as they were in December, 1900. ' ' The main thing is that the changes are con stantly In the right direction and they are by no means slow. These conditions In the corn trade Indi cate that the effects of a very bad crop which cost American farmers the tem porary loss of a big export trade In the most important American cereal will soon pass away and It seems reasonable to expect that corn alone will lift the total trade of the United States $50,000,000 over the figures for the current year in 1903, un less there should be a serious loss In some other direction. Natural conditions favor a fine business with Europe in many leading agricultural products, notwith standing the excellent harvests of that continent last season. - Australia must import wheat rather than dispose of a surplus and tho Argentine exports of grain promise' to be only .moderate. - i Conservative-. Americana sometime have serious doubts about special features of the financial situation, such as the fate of certain heavily watered trusts, but there is no room for uneasiness concerning such basic elements of our natural pros perity as the abundance of great staples of the soil and the size of the surplus which can be sent to other markets. PERSONAL NOTES. Prince Leopold Ferdinand of Saxony thinks America is the only country In which to start life afresh. There are some lives that sadly need starting afresh. Governor Yates of Illinois has abandoned his trip to Cuba and expects to return from Florida and spend New Year's day in the executive mansion at Springfield. It is said upon reliable authority that when J. P. Morgan and King Edward went to a pleasant little game of bridge at Am bassador Cboate's recent affair the band be gan to play "God Save tbe King." Commissioner General Sergeant of Wash ington, who waa grand master of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen for seventeen years, has been presented by the order with a handsome silver service of 191 pieces. C. P. Harder, now postmaster of Danville, Pa., enlisted as a drummer boy In the union army in 1861 at tbe age of 10 years and 6 months, and now claims to have been the youngest soldier to enlist In the war. He was the youngest of live brothers, all of whom entered tbe union army. Gilbert's pooh bah does not compare with Lord Raglan, governor of the Isle of Man. Ho Is president of both bouses of tbe Island parliament, he can initiate laws and taxa tion, be Is chancellor of the exchequer, president of the government board, chief Justice of tha courts, admits members to the bar. Is bead of the military forces and po lice, besides being commandant of the pris ons. In fact be ia invested with such multi form authority that he may be regarded as an absolute monarch. m. n. ijii mum W7 CLOSED ALL DAY NEW YEARS We are going to taks Inventory all of our broken lines and other articles of merchandise that are not complete' have been reduced for this occasion to go Into effect to morrow. All through our store are values that are to he had at no other time and are difficult to duplicate our children's department also Included. If there is any article of wearable for the man or boy to be had, you will bo money ahead ta Investigate these values. i "No clothing fits like ours." R S. WILCOX, Manager. EXCKSSIVB rpr.IGIIT R ATES. ' Will Coaareaa Take the Matter lp and Ita Somethlnvf ' - Chicago Tribune. Discrimination In railroad rates Is grow ing. Extortion in rates 1s the crying ev'l now. Under the'new order of things no In dividual is specially favored, but all am treated unjustly. Railroad combination has done away largely with the favoreJ shipper. It Is not so easy for him to extort cut rates from one road by threatening' to turn hi business over to another. But combination, which makes It possible to maintain uni form rates, has also Made it possible to fix and maintain unjust rates. , According to Mr. Prouty, Interstate com merce commissioner, the overtaxation rf the publlo through excessive freight rate Is already a serious matter snd threaten to become more serious. The rallroails. says Mr. Prouty, promised, when they worn combining, that tbey would not raise rate, but rates have been advanced and are still advancing. There aro now complaints of Illegal charges before the courts which amount to a lump sum of $400,000,000. On the one Item of anthracite alone, say Mr. Prouty, the roads have been squeeslng the consumers out of $50,000,000 a year. . Mr. Prouty has his plan for dealing with the railroad question. Other men have theirs. Congress has no plan and pays nn attention to the subject. - This Is chiefly because there Is no general popular demand for action. These are prosperous times, and moat people take railroad rates as tbey coma. Whenever the pressure of rates is generally and seriously felt, and there Is a popular demand for legislation, as there was when the Interstate commerce law was enacted, congress will take the matter up and do something. MILES OF TUB OLD TEAR. Boston Transcript: Canvasser I've a book here I'd like to show you. Busy Man I've a bulldog In the next room I'd like to show you. Snmervllle Journal: Slim Man 8v, old fellow, you've got one of your socks on wrong side out. Fat Man Well. It doesn't make any dif ference to ma. , Chicago Tribune: "Pigeon shooting al ways seems to me such an Inhuman sport." "How can you call It that? Nobody but human beings ever Indulge In It" Detroit Free Press: "They say she has absolutely no leisure In her married Uf." "No; she married her husband -to reform him," - Philadelphia Record: "What a noisy thing that bass drum is," remarked the clarionet disgustedly. "YeH," replied the trombone, "Just like a human being. Isn't It?" "Uke a human being?" "Yes, It's the one with the big head that makes the moat noise." Baltimore American: Waggsby The most remarkable frankness 1 have ever seen! ... Naggsby What's that? Waggsby That dairy wagon that, just went by waa labeled "Crystal Brook Dairy." Chicago Tribune: "I beg your pardon, doctor," said the toastmanter, after the dinner was over, "for introducing you In advertently as 'professor.' " "That's all right," replied the principal speaker of the occasion. "The title fits tno better than 'doctor' does. I profess to be a doctor, but I get mighty little practice." NEBRASKA POETS ON NEW YEAR. I saw an old friend turn away from me And slowly totter on his ancient cane. With labored steps, as one who suffers pain, And dim, sad eyes that scarcely eeemed to see. I called his name, again, again, but he Was all unheeding, and the snow and rain Came in between with dull and. mlty ataln. And shut blm out beyond my sight or plea." ' Ah, well, he was not always over kind; y Nay, often even cruel, I confess. Yet. strange at parting I tjut call to mind His better deeda, hia sometime lenderneea. And I am glad, since we - no more shall meet, The bitter to forget and keep the tweet. " ISABEL. RlCHEY. - The old year wore a robe of green. With many garlands of sweet flow'rs. And fastened with the golden sheen Of shining, shlmm'rlng, dreamy hours. And then the ripening summer time Made him a garment of spun gold. With gleaming emeralds at each line, And beauty lurking in each fold. Rich autumn changed his brilliant dress To sober brown and quiet gray, And rubles gave it loveliness, ' Burning with light of closing day. And now the spirit of the snow Bestows a cloak of fleecy white, Bedecked with diamonds that show . Unrivaled splendor day and night. The signal fires of the sun Proclaim the dying of the year; His spring and summer time are gone, The winter of his life Is here. He meets the new year, fair and glad; He turna to greet him at death s door. And smiles to see him gaily clad In the last mantle that he wore. BELLB WILLEY DUD. The Year Is drawing to a cloae; Old Year, good-bye) To some 'twas filled with Joys; to others, woes: Old Year, good-bye! We leave the past. with deep regrets and tears. For hours misspent have added to our years. And to the future look for recompense. When we may gain more wisdom and more sense: Old Year, good-bye I Thou glad New Year, we welcome thee; All hall. New Year! And may your coming fill with glee; All hall, New Year! Our new resolves will be our lives to make More worthy, less of sin and grave mis takes; And If our efforts fruitful to the end Wa'll mourn thy waning days as some lout friend ; All hall, New Year! CORYDON ROOD. 31