s THE OMAHA PAIIi' MONDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1902. 'nm umaha Daily Bee. E. ROSEVTATER, EDITOR. PUBLISH KD EVERT MORNING. TERM8 OB" SUBSCRIPTION. . Dally Be (without Sunday). One Tear. W W U&lly and Sunday, Unt Year Illustrated Bee, uni Year .' Sunday Bee, One Year t.uo Saturday !, One Year 1.60 Twentieth Century Farmer, One Tear.. l.W DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Bee (without Sunday), per copy... 2o Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week..l;te Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per week. 17a Sunday Bee, per "opy 60 Evening Hps (without Sunday), per week 60 Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week 10c Complaint of Irregularities In delivery hould be addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha flly Hall Building, Twenty-fifth and M Streeta. Council Hluft 10 Pearl Street Chicago 1) Unity Building. New York 232)1 Bark Bow Building. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and ed itorial matter ahould be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, as.: Oenrge H. Tsurhiirk,- secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, aaya that the actual number of full and complete coplea of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, 1902, waa aa follows: 1 lr7 1..... 88,435 1 20,400 17 80,000 t 8J.OOO JS., .80.8T0 4 SlltVO " " 18 30,040 1 41,OMS 10 80,e0 84,sso n so.eao 7 81,210 ' n 81,410 80,840 21 ZM.310 ... SH,7S U 80,930 10 81.80O St 81,000 11 SO.OTO M 8 1.OO0 13 80.700 27 80.7S0 U 80,820 28 8 1, ISO 14 80,780 28 81,480 U 31,810 SO ..88,475 Total 32.10 Leas unsold and returned copies.... ' 8,237 Net total sales .vaa.078 Net average sales SO.T50 GEORGE B. TZ8CHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this KOth day of November, A. D. Iu2. M. B. HUNOATB, (Seal) Notary Public And that reminds us that those busi ness men Juries no longer seem to hare the call. All the portents for the Colorado leg islature Indicate a I blockade that will bo anything bat peaceful. At all events, the controversy over the beginning of the century no longer over shadows the advent of the new year. Jt Is to be hoped that the Impending drawing of the district court Jurors for the year 1903 will prove a more profit able Investment than the Auditorium gift enterprise. It would seem that Missouri would be above such a thing, but a strong effort will be made to. pass a "Jim crow" street car law at the coming session of the legislature. Colonel Watterson Is now addressing himself to the Monroe doctrine, but ' without the same success as when tack ling the Four Hundred or dressing down Urover Cleveland. Governor Savage's recommendation to the legislature for the creation of a board of pardons will exemplify the o'd raw about locking the stable door after the horse Is stolen. If Mr. Frlck makes himself under stood, there is so much doing every day in his own business that he positively will not bother himself with running of the billion-dollar Steel trust Having apparently choked off the power franchise ordinance that promised speedily to give Omaha cheap power, the eagerness of the council to pass the free-for-all blind has noticeably abated. . A contractor willing to put up money to get out of his agreement to supply the county with anthracite Is In a para doxical position. Aa a rule the aspir ants for county contracts would be willing to put up money to get them. The Union Pacific lockout haa already worked' Incalculable Injury to Omaha and Omaha business interests and Its prolongation only makes matters worse. It Is high time for the officials of that railroad to get down off their "nothing- to-arbitrate" stand. It Is now beginning to dawn upon the citizens' committees and Commercial club committees, that are trying to sug gent charter amendments, that It will be unsafe for them to proceed without first securing the gracious consent of John N. Baldwin of Council Bluffs. Mouth Omaha baa had a sunerabun danco of Chriatmse mutton but South Omr.ba in not responsible for the ex travajtsnt stories sent out by yellow Jwi.raal fakirs to eastern newspapers iMiLilig the alleged roasting of B.CQO tivttfi within less than half an hour. W. J. Bryan has reached the city of Mexico on hi a tour of recreation, but bo bad not passed out of the railroad depot more than ten minutes before he delivered himself of a discourse on free silver. Fortunately for the Mexicans Bryan cannot spout Spanish as fluently as a Texs's spouter spouts the burning fluid. The census for 1000 credits the city of St. Joseph with about the same popu lation that It credits the city of Omaha, but the mortality Hats for 1001 and 1002 show that Omaha bad 1035 deaths against St. Joseph's 672, which affords the most conclusive proof of the enor mous Inflation of the SL Joseph census. Nobody haa evr claimed that the cli mate of St Joseph is more salubrious than that of Omaha, and as there have been no epidemics or unusual fatalities In Omaha within the last twelve months the divergence In the number of deaths In the two cities represent the correct ratio of their respective populations. PBffsDr BovscrttTS cocrsk. The course of President Roosevelt in regard to the Venezuelan affair, while disappointing to the German govern ment and perhaps also to the other, Eu ropean governments concerned, has un doubtedly strengthened foreign reioct for hi in and Increased confidence in the clearness and soundness ,of his Judg ment The request of the allies that Mr. Roosevelt should act as arbitrator was a notable tribute, attesting com plete faith In his Integrity and sense of Justice. It Is a no less distinguished mark of high consideration for Mr. Roosevelt that the European govern ments accepted his , proposal tu submit the controversy to the arbitration of The Hague tribunal. The German foreign secretary has pointed out that the course of the presi dent is In, strict accord with the view he expressed In his last annual message respecting The Hague court and . one of the French members of that tribunal has expressed the opinion that Mr. Roosevelt's attitude saved the court from extinction. In a letter of congrat ulation the . distinguished Frenchman speaks In hearty commendation of the president's services In reminding the Eu ropean governments ,of their luty and says: "Honor to your government, which has understood that amidst the general abstention someone had to awaken the others from their lethargy and lead them forward . In the way of Jnstice and progress." That the earnest stand taken by our government in favor of submitting the Venezuelan issue to the International court ,of arbitration has given a stronger position to that tribunal Is not to be doubted and the value of this is great Enlightened and conservative public opinion in this country approves the course of the national administration In the Venezuelan matter. .It has been wise, prudent and In entire accord with the duty and obligations of the United States, continental and international. It succeeded because the Eo rope an gov ernments .were compelled to realize the high and honorable v motives that prompted It There are some who think that our government should have urged arbitration before .the European govern ments adopted coercive measures, but that would have been futile. The Venezuelan government was not dis posed to seriously consider arbitration until the war vessels .of Great Britain and Germany appeared on Its coast Only when Castro found that the for eign governments were In earnest did be conceive a real desire for arbitration. President Roosevelt and his advisers have made no mistake In this matter and their course has been distinctly helpful to' American influence In Europe and should strengthen the claims of the United States to the confidence and good will of the southern republics. HOPEFUL BUSINESS OVTLOOK. While stringency will probably be felt in the eastern money centers for sev eral weeks yet the strong expectation of .another prosperous year seems to be in all ways warranted. It Is not now anticipated that the settlements usual at the opening of the year will be at tended with any critical tension, which haa for several months been a marked feature of the financial situation. It has materially depressed prices In the stock market but without .any disturb ance seriously affecting actual values. Many of the ablest financiers regard the check which speculation has re ceived aa auspicious to an .Important degree for the substantial business of the country In the coming year. Great stress is properly put upon the existence .of general confidence In con ditions and prospects of Industry, as In itself a fact of immense importance. It Is manifested in plans and contracts al ready perfected for even greater expen ditures In railroad construction than those of 1002, Immense as the latter have been.,. The dominant note In the business world is. actual preparation for extension, for activity and for larger operations, but free from chimerical and hazardous undertakings. The industrial horizon is unusually devoid of those in dications of apprehension and contrac tion which mark the change from pros perity to a period of depression. At the close of the year the volume of production .and exchanges is enor mous and unprecedented, and the de mand for all staples, agricultural and manufactured, unslackened on a scale of high and remunerative prices, while the tendency to higher wages Involves the distribution of a larger share in 1003 to the 'wage-earning population always a satisfactory sign. With solid credits In all legitimate undertakings, and with. an abundant supply of sound money, there Is every reason for courage and outreachlng enterprise. TROM PAD A rt TlfC BAT. It has been given out from under the hat that the republican members of the Douglas county delegation will resent any attempt on the part of represent' tlve citizens or committees of the com mercial bodies to formulate amendments of a political tendency to the city char ter. It has also been given out under the bat that the proposition to Increase the number of councilman would be re garded as a political amendment and. therefore, cannot be discussed without special permission. At the risk of being ruled out of order The Bee proposes to discuss this Question not from a polit ical point of view, but from the stand point of good government and the pub lic welfare. When the present charter was framed five years ago Omaha was divided Into nine wards, with one councilman for each ward and nine councllmen-at-large. making In All eighteen councllmen. The abolition of the ward councllmen was made la the Interest of a measure of economy and had no political bearing whatever. By restricting the selection of counrilmen-at-targe within the ward boundaries and limiting the number of wards the charter of 1&& virtually gave the city nine ward councllmen. Experi ence has shown that ward councllmen elected at large are In no respect su perior to men elected from their own words. The consensus of opinion now Is that nothing has been gained and a great deal has been lost by the change from eighteen to nine councllmen. The differ ence In the amount of councllmanlc sal aries Is comparatively trifling and does not offset the drawbacks of a close cor poration council practically ruled by five members. It certainly is much easier to get up a combine of five than a combine of ten and eighteen member?, or even fifteen members could be counted on to render a great deal more efficient serv ice to the various Interests and localities than is now rendered by nine members. In this respect the experience of Omaha does not differ materially from other cities of equal or larger populations. The weakest feature of our charter Is Its lack of elasticity. The division of the city Into nine wards regardless of area or population has been a sort of stralghtjacket The twentieth century charter for Omaha should be framed on broader lines. The present subdivisions of voting districts is based on a pre sumed maximum of 300 voters, which doubtless will be continued until the voting machine takes the place of the present slow process of balloting, but there Is no excuse or good reason for assigning six precincts to one ward and eleven precincts to another. What is wanted is not merely uniform voting districts, but uniform voting wards with an average of six voting precincts to a ward. Such a recast would divide Omaha Into about twelve wards. A fair and safe makeup of the city council would be one councilman from each of the twelve wards and six councllmen elected at large regardless of location, the entire number so sub divided as to tenure as to enable the city to elect one-third each year. These suggestions have not yet been submitted to John N. Baldwin and we realize that without his permission we shall not be able to induce the delega tion to consider them. The rank and file of the citizenship of Omaha will, we feel sure, however, be disposed to enter tain the proposed change without re sentment and regardless of whatever political consequences It might have In the dim and distant future. ISTHMIAN CANAL COMMISSION. The bill passed by congress making provision for an isthmian canal author izes, the president to appoint a commis sion composed of seven .members, at least four of whom shall be learned and skilled In the practice of engineer ing. It also provides that the compen sation of the commissioners shall be prescribed by the president until the same shall have been otherwise fixed by congress. The, commissioners are to serve during the pleasure of the presi dent These will be desirable positions and there are many applicants, so that the president Is, likely to find the prin cipal difficulty In selecting from the nu merous' capable men available. Perhaps the fact that there are so many applicants is due to the expecta tion that the commission to be appointed will be as liberally compensated and otherwise provided for as the existing commission, created three yars .ago. The act authorizing this commission ap propriated $1,000,000 for salaries and ex penses', more than two-thirds of which, according to an official statement, has been expended. It Is understood that the chairman of the 'commission. Ad miral Walker, has drawn $15,000 a year as his salary and each of his associates on the commission has drawn $12,000 a year. It Is charged that employes un der the commission, many of them sons of army .and navy officers and of mem bers of congress, havo been receiving compensation beyond their availability for any practical purpose. In short there appears to have been a lavish out lay .of public money by the commis sion, although every- cent may have been spent strictly within the lines of the law. Congress -will .doubtless endeavor to get full information in regard to the expenditures of the existing commission and meanwhile the disposition is to pro vide against extravagance on the .part of the commission to be appointed. A bill Introduced by Senator Morgan pro poses to fix the salary of the commit sloners at $5,000 a year and undoubtedly most people will agree with the Ala bama senator that this. Is fair compen sation for a position whose duties will not be particularly onerous or exacting and which will be of long tenure prac tically a life office to a man over 60 years of age. Another provision of the Morgan bill which will be generally ap proved Is the requirement that the pay ment of money on account of all ex penditures, except for the salaries of officers. Is to be made by paymasters of the army under all the legal obligations and all the penalties resting upon them. The construction of an isthmian canal will require the expenditure of proba bly not less than $200,000,000 and It may amount to considerably more than that It la a large sum even for this wealthy country and there cannot be too many safeguards against waste or extravagance. Omaha will be In evidence at the St. Louis World's fair. More than a year ago the exposition managers sent to Omaha for their head electrician and now they have picked out an Omaha man for head gardeuer. Whether the St. Louis exposition will import its head guardsman from Omaha is problematic. There are yet a few men willing to wear gold braided caps and blue coats with brass buttons left In. aud arouud St Louis. Senator Vest's views on the trust ques tion strikingly Illustrate the Incapacity of traditional democracy for dealing with the subject. After declaring that the Shormau trust act exhausts the constitutional powers aud is utterly la- efficient he lays It down that states rights would have to be sacrificed In order to adequately amend the constitu tion, and states rights are dearer to the southern heart than the natural rights of man. The annual report of the Union Pa cific shows that the outstanding stocks of that company aggregate $203,C(,207 with a net funded debt of $248,008,000, making a total capitalization of $451, 707,207. As all these securities are quoted on the market at or above par It Is reasonable to assert that the value of the railroad property embraced In the Union Pacific Is equal to its cap italization. The same report gives the aggregate amount paid out as taxoa by the company for Its fiscal year, 1002, at $1,300,700, which Is but slightly over 3 mills on the true value of the property reflected by the capitalization. What other property Is there In the states traversed by this road. that gets off with a tax of 3 mills on its valuation? What audacity for railroad officers to pretend that they are contributing in taxes their full share of the cost of government The report of the commissioner of patents shows no traceoble tendency of the trusts to stifle Invention. The trusts are Just as eager to get hold of a good thing in the shape of a patent as any business firm or corporation. But then the trusts have enough to answer for even If this accusation is disproved. The New Hampshire constitutional convention has adopted an amendment providing that no "one "who Is not now a voter" shall In future vote or hold office in that state "unless be Is able to read and write the English language," but It Is to be observed that It contains no grandfather clause. - It Is greatly to be feared that members of the military family of Governor Mickey will not have the same oppor tunities to disport themselves publicly In festive regalia as have been enjoyed by the staff artists to the present execu tive. Heartless Sqaeeae of the Poor. Boston Post. Kerosene oil can be bought in Boston to day for 15 cents a gallon. 81x months ago, before fuel began to be scarce because of the coal strike, It was sold for 10 cents a gallon. As people began to use It more generally for heating purposes, the price was advanced, a cent at a time, until when the greatest distress prevailed It was put up to 14 cents, and now. In view of a con tinued fuel famine, it is made . 15 cents. What is the cause of this increase of 50 per cent in the price of an article of universal necessity? Crude petroleum, from which kerosene is made, was never so cheap. The development of new oil territory has brought down the price of the raw material. The cost of manufacture is the same as be fore, or less. In a time of distress among the poor, kerosene at 10 cents a gallon would be a blessing and would save lives that are now sacrificed to insufficient warmth. A Nat lost of Readers. Minneapolis Times. Whether the' people of the United States read too 'much or too little they do read and there are statistics to show It. Leav ing out of account the enormous circula tion of tho newspapers and magazines, the country press, of tremendous Influence, the trade and class papers and the unclassi fied periodicals, the book consumption alone is sufficient to stamp this nation as a voracious one in a literary way. Tour hundred thousand copies of one popular novel have been sold, 350,000 of another, a book for children haa passed the 100,000 mark and several novels have reached a circulation near or beyond 100,000. These books of great papularlty are invariably works of Action; many of them of the his torical class. Grand Army of Titles. ' St. Louis Post-Dispatch. The American people live and move and have their being in an atmosphere of harm less shams, many of which take form as titles and dignities. They are pure wind and mean nothing at all. There are Judges who know nothing of law. There are doc tors of Uws, medicine, theology and philos ophy who never even passed through the primary school, to say nothing of accumu lating university degrees. There are col onels galore, generals not a few and a cap tain here and there who doesn't know the difference between a repeating rifle and an Australian's boomerang and never smelt gunpowder except on the Fourth of July. Manufacturers la Mad Race. Rochester (N. T.) Herald. We can hardly account for the recent dis position in manufacturing quarters to throw discretion to the winds and force prices to the straining point The 10 per cent ad vance in wages cannot Justify the Increase In the price of finished products by 10, 20, 80 and 40 per cent. The effect of these ris ing prices will be to force a crisis and aa economic disturbance will again be precipi tated. The pace set by the steel trust and tho coal trust and the beef trust has been taken up in other quarters, probably under the theory that If It is to be a game of grab, why, they might as well go In and get what they can out of It. I'aadalterated bread. Philadelphia Press. The Standard Oil company Is credited with explaining that the increase of nearly 5 cents a gallon In the price of petroleum is due to the increased demand tor oil for heating purposes. This furnishes no reason excepting the desire of the company to Increase its enormous profits. But it can not be charged to the tariff. This is one trust that owes nothing to a protective tariff. . Does Ik Coaaanter Beaeltf Chicago Record-Herald. The cost of beef to the retailer Is now from 4 to ( cents cheaper than It was three months ago. So say the men who control the market. Has this welcome reduction been noticeable in the price to the con sumer T It so it will leave him more with which to meet his coal bills. A! OlVtK OK FHEVKSiTIOJI. Seleatia Medlelao Striking Featare of Social Prosjreas. Medical News. In looking over tha history of the search for a means of cure, one is struck by the great value of the ounce of prevention. Keeping the germs out is In every way preferable to dealing with them after the have once entered the body. This fact set entiflo medicine is impressing more and mors deeply on the minds of the p iblic au thoritlea and the people, and their response in the form of provisions for improved pub lie and private sanitation Is one of the striking features of tha social progress f the jreasut lla. AU the mors etUlgbt ened nations, states and cities of the world possess organised departments of health, which, with varying degrees of thorough ness, deal with the problems presented by the Infectious diseases In the light of the latest discoveries. ' Fifty years ago the term preventive medicine was unknown. Today it repre sents a great body of well attested and ac cepted principles. It has cleaned our streets; it has helped to build our model tenements; it has purified our foed and our drinking water; it has entered our homes and kept away disease; It has prolonged our lives, and it has made the world a sweeter place In which to live. PROSPEROUS AND GEXEROll. Macniacent Fond Sabsrrlhed by Mrn hers of tho Methodist Charch. Chicago Tribune. On the evening of December 81 there will be an impressive scene In Trinity Method ist Episcopal church In Springfield. Mass. Bishop Fowler will be present. W. D. MacDowell, secretary of the Methodist board of education, will also be present. Neither of these two men, however, will get the Interest and attention which will be given to a third man who, three years ago was a presiding elder of excellent rep utation but of no great renown. That man Is Edmund M. Mills. On the evening of December SI, In Trinity church, at mid night. Dr. Mills will make the announce ment that he has raised the last dollar of the $20,000,000 Methodist thank offering fund. For three years Dr. Mills has been giv ing the thank offering fund his whole time. His headquarters are said to look like a bank and a mail order house put together. The amount of speaking, writing and con ferring which Dr. Mills' methods required has been tremendous. The executive offi cers of the Methodist church all have a push and dash which the promoters of Texas oil well companies look at with envy. Seldom, however, has any Methodist officer been able to look back at three years of greater accomplishment than those which Dr. Mills Is now rounding out. The ends to which the Methodists will apply their $20,000,000 are interesting. There will be about 18,000,000 applied to educa tion. Syracuse university and Ohio Wes leyan university will get over $1,000,000 apiece. Education being thus aided, there will be about $8,000,000 set aside for church Indebtedness. There will also be a large sum for hospitals and another large sum for retired ministers. Such, at any rate, are the statements that have been given to the press. The most significant fact with regard to the people who have contributed to the thank offering fund is that they are of the rank and file. Dr. Mills has reported few gifts of stupendous size. This Is where tho giving power of the Methodist church Is explained. The members of that church are neither the sediments nor the froth of the modern world. They are mainly peo ple who work hard, have steady, regular Incomes, live temperately and spend little ostentatiously or superfluously. It Is from such people the money can be raised. It is from sucn people that the Methodist $20, 000,000 has been raised. Of course, money Is more plentiful now than It used to be for people In the social position of most members of the Methodist church, and $20, 000,000 In 1902 Is a smaller sum than $5,000,- 000 would have been In 1872. This has to be remembered. Even so, however, the present $20,000,000 is a great achievement. The Methodists should have congratula tions front their neighbors. MOHROB DOCTRINE OCT OP DATE. A Wattersonlan. Blast Acalast a Cher ished Institution. Louisville Courier-Journal. None of the conditions that made the Monroe doctrine a national safeguard re mains to menace us. The greatest calamity that could happen to mankind would be a war between England, Germany and the United States. Considering what we are doing in the Philippines, and have done and are going to do in China, considering what our commercial Invasion is doing in Europe mindful that a strong power may propose and accept what a weak power durst not mindful of the advantage of close, friendly Intercourse with England and Germany why should we permit an unseeing Jingoism born of a kind of Super stition to stand between us and a better, clearer understanding with England and Germany not only as to the Monroe doe trine, but as to all our fiscal and- tariff relations? . The Courier-Journal is an aggressive, progressive American. It Is a democrat devoted to home rule, free trade and sailors' rights. If fighting be the alternative, it Is Jingo to the .core. It adores the bunting! It dotes on the bird! It fully comprehends the power of the great republic. Whilst Europe doubted, we were for giving Europe its belly full of demonstration. Europe doubts no longer. England and Germany recognise us to the limit That placates ns. That makes us liberal, expansive, gen erous. Truth to say, after all, we are con scious of a sneaking kindness for both John and Hans. Let us, therefore, at least come to a parley and see whether we may not reach some working agreement. We shall be no worse off after than before, being sure In advance that, if we want to fight, the fight should be pitched on high, noble, defensible ground, and whatever elss betide. It should not be forced upon us by some fool with a gun, nor yet by sense less, undlscrlmtnatlng clamor over a "doc trine" we ourselves whistled down the wind when we set up our eagles in the Philippines and carried the flag Inside the sacred walls of Pekln! In short and In fine, we cannot hope to gobble up the earth. We want markets. We want amicable. Intelligent neighbor ship. The Latins are doomed, Spain dead, Italy dying and France down with an In curable disease, our two allies, our best friends, are our business rivals, England and Germany, and we should shape our foreign policy accordingly on Just princi ples of give and take, of live and let live. PERSONAL NOTES. Time is money. A venturesome nan can get $1,000 by staying four rounds with Jim Jefferies. Secretary Wilson will have to do some subsoillng in the Philippines. Ths rice crop this year Is a failure. 8. Morris Pool, who gets out the Patent office Official Gr.iette every Tuesday, has been employed in the Patent office since 1887. Nearly 10,000 letters for Santa Claus He unclaimed In the New York postofflce. There is a beginning of a good mall order business for some one. Now that Lord Rosslyn, who, by the way, admits that be la no squealer, has been advertised by being fleeced, be will be properly taken up by New York so ciety, Illustrating the sage saga which says: "Thsre are stranger pets In our social sets than are seen in Central park." Something over a year ago tha German emperor Issued bis flat against French champagne and ever since then only Ger man brands have been served at the im perial table. This ukase was not grate fully received by army officers, who at their regimental dinners drank French wine from bottles disguised In Oerman labels. It is even said that on one occasion his imperial majesty dined with the officers of a regiment snd drsnk the prohibited liquid without knowing ( It ROfXD ABOIT HEW YORK. Ripples oa tho Car rent of Life la the Metropolis. An organized attack on the traction com panies of New York tor more cars and more room for passengers has reached pro portions decidedly Irritating, to penurious corporations. The movement was started by a woman's club and Its objoct is to se cure Increased means, of conveyance as well as diminish the danger to person, clothes and morals under present- conditions. It has Interested the governor of the state, the mayor of the city, tho Board of Alder men, the railroad commission, the presi dents of the live boroughs, the law officials of the city, ministers, labor unions, hundreds of private citizens and forty-seven lawyers. As Is customary when a corporation Is up against it, the street railway people are ready to knuckle down, provided the city authorities relax certain laws and grant increased police protection. The policemen of tha Broadway squad are looking for a blonde young woman who has been buncoing them, relates the Sun. The squad, as is known, guards the cross ings on Broadway and la the public escort of every lone woman. A lone woman who appeared two weeks ago at Broadway and Twenty-third street and was escorted through a maze of vehicles, suddenly gasped and Clutched at the aide of her dress where a chatelaine bag might hang. "Are you HIT" asked the Broadway cop. "Yes! No!" she said quickly, "but my purse has been stolen. What shall I do? How shall I get home? Oh, officer, I live in Brooklyn. Can't you please lend me a quarter? I'll return It to you tomorrow." This particular cop handed over the quarter. He thought no more about It un til Saturday, when he overheard two of bis fellows comparing notes in the Tenderloin station house and telling each other bow they had each lent a quarter to a good looking blonde young woman who had been robbed of her purse. . Other members of the squad were asked If they had met the woman and most of them admitted they had given a quarter to a woman answering tho- description. The only member of the squad reporting at the Tenderloin station who got the best of the woman was Ed McCabe, who guards the Thirty-second street crossing. He got the lost pocketbook tale with a couple of tears on the side. He also got the "brace" for the quarter. He told the woman he didn't think be had a quarter. He put his hand In bis pocket and drew out a single nickel. The woman glared at him and told him he ought to be dismissed for Insulting a woman. Then she de parted. "I had more money, but I didn't flash it," said McCabe. "I always keep a lone nickel to steer off touches. I get so many on my crossing that I wouldn't have any salary coming if I fell for them all." "And dlvll a wan of us paid a clnt for bis yellow shield," said one of the fifty-seven roundsmen whom Colonel Partridge made police sergeants Just before his retirement. The old price was $4,000, If the last quo tations are to be trusted. Fifty-seven at $4,000 Is $228,000 that nobody will get. The fifty-seven shook hands, pinched them selves and sang In chorus: "Is It a dream? Then wakin' would be pain. O, do not wake. Let me dream again." Among them were grizzled veterans 'of the force who had entered into five or six previous examinations and had always been turned down In spite of their fine records, because they would not give up. Sergeants George R. Holahan of the Dekalb avenue Station, Brooklyn, and Robert E. Dooley of the Coney Island station were promoted to be captains and seven captains were transferred. During the noon hour, when the crush at Fulton street and Broadway is at Its worst, relates the Evening Post, a little old woman rushed In front of a cab waving her umbrella frantically at a car that had Just started after taking on a passenger. The conductor rang the bell, fearing the woman would be caught in the crush of vehicles, and the car stopped so suddenly that the one following bumped Into it. Reaching out to help the woman on the car, the conductor was not a little "Jarred" to see her stop near the car and address a young man who was on the platform. "How are you, John?" she asked. "Pretty well, Aunt Louise," replied' the passenger. "And how Is Mary?" "So-so." "And has Minnie got over the mumps?" "Pretty nearly." "Step Jively," broke In the conductor, recovering from his surprise. "Oh, I don't want to get on the car," blandly replied the little old woman. At a vicious bang of the bell the car lurched forward and the old woman ex claimed: "Such impudence! These conductors seem to think tbey own the town." HEROISM OP TODAY. Aa lastaaeo Proving- tho Spirit of Knighthood - still arvtves. Saturday Evening Post. In an age of materialism, when at times It seems as if the world forgot many of the cardinal virtues and was only Inter ested In gaining its own selfish ends, every once in a while some humble person does that which appeala to the emotions and shows that, tha spirit of knighthood still survives. When a man or a woman risks his or her life, not for any personal ad vantage or-for fame, but because it Is a matter of duty, then we know that heroism lsiot dead and that the great opportunity will always produce the one person re quired for the emergency. A few weeks ago General Chaffee sent to the War department an official report calling attention to the heroic conduct of Alice Kemmer, an army nurse' then on duty In the Philippines. Nurse Kemmer had been granted leave of absence and was about to avail herself of a well-earned rest from official duties when two soldiers were taken down with smallpox and removed to the isolation hospital. Alice Kemmer bad never had one of the most dreadful dis eases with which poor humanity Is af flicted, but she did not falter. For two long months she devotedly nursed these men back to health, living all those weary weeks with them as their sole companion, the weather Intensely hot and her sleep so broken that never at any time during that long period was she able to have more than two hours' rest. Probably Alice Kem mer, army nurse, thinks ahe has merely done ber duty and cannot understand why General Chaffee should lavish on her such unstinted praise, but that Is the way of heroes. They do what Is required of them because It is their duty to do it, and tbey think neither of themselves nor of any pos sible reward that may come to them. It is probable that this devoted woman will gain no material recompense for the sub lime act of self-reounclatloo, as the gov ernment of the United States Is singularly niggardly In Its recognition of beroes In humble places, but she will not bo uncon scious of the estimation In which she Is held by ber fellow countrymen, and tha example that she has set may bo an inspi ration to .men and women; to soldiers at the front and to soldiers In the greater army of peace, who sometimes, growing weary under the heat and burden of the day, will find renewed hope and courage when they recall the story of Nurse Kern- mer. TALK OP THK STATE PREi. Norfolk Tress: There v.ill be no inaugu ration ball and frills when Governor Mickey takes his seat. That's the best way to start a business administration. Lyons Sua: Although not yet officially Installed, Governor Micxey ht ma-le it clear that he has well defined convictions and that he Intends to remain tsuo te them. Beatrice Sun: The president has an. nounced that there would be no disposition of the district attorneyship of Nebraska until the senators agree on a man. Now, if Mr. Summers can keep the senators disagreeing he will have a dead cinch. Grand Island Indrpendent: It is pretty much Governor-elect Mickey's own busi ness whether be wants a ball or not In on nectlon with the Inaugural exercises. Tho people of the state are not much Interested anyway. They are not concerned unless it were in the reduction of a slitht item nf expense, for which, again, they would not care a rap ir the ball were held for the ben efit of a few of the upper crust of tho cap Itl city. But the man displays nervo. Geneva Slsnal: The Signal hopes that Governor Mickey will movo with caution In making cbanaea In tha hnaila nf it Inati. tutlons, and It Is moved to express this nope Decause or the rumors in regard to the alleged probability of the removal of Dr. Beghtol from' the superlntendency ct the Kearney school. We have no personal acquaintance with the doctor or knowledge Of the success Of his aunprlntrndoncv but we have heard only the most flattering re ports in connection with bis work at the school. Wood River Interests: Lincoln swelldom is greatly cast down over the announcement that there will be no Inaugural ball this year. Governor-elect Mirkev la a irir Methodist and dancing, card playing and omer devices supposed to ensnare and lead from the paths of rectitude the young and frivolous will not be countenanced by him. We may not agree with tho gov ernor In his conclusions, but if them's his sentiments and convictions we admire his spunk in saying so and staying by It. We don't have much use for the man that ran' a w . a . rr- . . . . , - ' v - -uu ui'. iuu uiauy nit' u nave angle worms for back bones. Callaway Queen: Governor Savage has - t..t . . . . . i. i uuais 10 ma conclusion tnat a par doning board would be a good thing for this state. This writer is of the same opin ion, and more than a year ago made the suggestion In print. It the coming legis lature wants to do something worth doing, let It appoint a committee of five to act as a pardoning board, said board to meet at least twice each year for the purpose of looking over and passing upon petitions for pardon, the member of said board to draw pay only for actual service, or for service rendered during these meetings. The Judgment of five men is better than that of one In a case of this kind, and the extra expense to the state need not be anything great. It's a good thing, and should be pushed along. Central City Nonpareil: There Is some unnecessary commotion over the fact that Governor Mickey declines to lend his pres enco to the Inaugural ball proposed by the Lincoln Commercial club. No ote will re spect him leas for the action; consistency is a Jewel so seldom found in modern poli ticians and officeholders that It Is positively refreshing to see a governor who takoa his religion down to Lincoln with him and re mains true to bis convictions of what is right and wrong regardless of criticisms and jeers. A publlo offlcUl should be al lowed to live his own private life In con sistency with his personal convictions; his official acts are publlo property, but his private life is his own. It Mr. Mickey did not believe In dancing before he was elected he acts verv nroDerlv In diacountMnanoinv if now, even if by so Jo'nj ha Is compelled to aisarrange the plans of the leaders of Lin coln's bon ton social set. FADING SMILES OP 10O3. ' Cleveland Plain Dealer: "Sometimes I think eo hard It makes me tired." "How thoughtless."' Washington Star: "Da really useful man, said Uncle Eben, "Is de one dat lets his money he p Mm talk when be goes aroun' sayin' 'Merry Christmas' to da do' folks." " Yonkers Herald: The Chorus Girl Ho told m my future home would be In heaven. The Soubrette I always told you you'd be a star some day. Chicago Post: "And what Is there so remarkable about her?" "She doesn't think she could Improve on the training of other people's children." Philadelphia Press: "Whose do you con sider the brightest children you know?" "What!" "Iflxcuse me. I didn't know you were a family man. I mean the next to the bright est." Boston Transcript: "Why did you leave your former position?" asked the house wife. "I didn't like tho table," answered tho domestic. "They seemed to think they 'could treat me as it I were a domestic." Brooklyn Life: He I was afraid that, after all, you wouldn't be able to manage that rope ladder from your window. She f wouldn't have been able to If it hadn't been for papa. Chicago Record-Herald: "Eplctetus said all philosophy lies In two words, "restrain' ana ansiain. "Well, Eplctetus might have had It flg- uru uui xi njni in nis oay, nut in thes4 times philosophy seems to be pretty fully expressed In the two words, 'gain' and -retain.' " OMAHA. Omaha, queen of Missouri's broad valley; Hall to thee, Omaha! pride of the weat. Minerva like, sprung from ths loins of Ne braska, ' Armored and furnished from sandal to crest. Midway between the cold waste of tho northland And the plains of the Aztec, with sunlight aglow; Midway between the Atlantic's wild surges And the deeper i'aclflc's mure moderate flow. , In old times the cities that grew Into grentiif-is Were bu led close down by tho ocean wash? I sands, That the t.,ip of the sea might bring to their portala The tribute and trafflo of far distant lands. But now the same skill that erst fashioned the mainmast And bulldcd below It the deftly shaped keel Haa graded the land for the speedier , steam car. And laid for Its pathway a network of teel. Has tunneled our mountains and traversed our valleys; Has truaseled our lowlands and bridge spanned our streams. Till there's scarcely a village or hamlet eo lonely As not to be roused by the engine's wild screams. Far better than ocean's best mast-crowded harbor Are the grand fertile prairies that gird thee around The corn lauds, the wheat lands, the old bison stock lands, And the silver and gold lands that make up thy bound. Far better than trafflo with German or Britain, With blood-thlraty Turk, or with heathen Chinee, Is the t rattle that springs from the hills and the valleys Of this pvace-blessed, home-dotted land of the tr-e. men nun m luo quern 01 liesuri s nruaq valley; All hall to Omaha! pride nf the rest. From castle to cottage frout iiroadstreet to alley God l.U It, and may It forever bo bla1. L, . AXTsXU lIouy creek, la.