Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 19, 1902, Page 6, Image 6
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OIIO 4 81.350 B 41.0M5 84.KSO T 81.210 80,3 lO ZV.DTB JO 81,800 Jl 30.HTO 12 80.TOO U 30.S20 14 80.730 IS 81,310 18 30.870 IB 30,940 20 80.8HO 21 3O.03O 22 81.410 23 28.310 24 80.S20 25 31, (MM) 28 81.000 27 80.T80 28... 29... ... ...Sl.lHO ..31.4MO ..28,475 Total 932,910 Less unsold and returned copies.... 9,23T Net total sales 022.673 Net average sales 80.7BB GEORGR B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 80th day of November. A. D. 1!W. M. B. I1UNGATE. (Seal) Notary Fubllo. International weather observation: Bqually In the vicinity of Venezuela. South American cable companies are the ones that are reaping the harvest of the pending unpleasantness. The best feature of the real estate dealers' meeting- Is that Nebraska de serves all the good things that they are aylng of It , With Governor Mickey at the helm, we may be sure of less fuss nnd feathers and more brain and business In the ad ministration of state affairs. v Real estate never escapes Its full share 'ft taxation. That Is why real estate men are Interested in seeing to It that 111 other classes of property pay their tall share. ) ' New Hampshire will submit to popular Vote the question of female suffrage, as a good many other states have done, but y whether the voters will submit to It Is Bald to be doubtful. f The discovery of a bank defalcation amounting to $175,000 by a bookkeeper In a bank at Darnstadt, Germany, is simply a reminder that dishonesty knows no nationality, creed or politics. By 'a singular oversight, no interna tional bankruptcy court has been estab lished to which the Latin-American na tions could resort when they get into the fix in which Venezuela now finds itself Involved. No use worrying for the present about the succession to Judge Norrls on the district bench. Judge Norrls' term as member of congress for the Fifth Ne bra ska district does not commence until next March. Between justifying high valuations of their property for the purpose of main talnlng Increased traffic rates and low valuations for the purpose of evading a ust share of the tax burdens the rail road lawyers are up against it. A single transatlantic liner has sailed for Europe carrying money orders aggre gating $100,1115, representing Christmas gifts sent abroad by people of the United States. The American cousin must be in high esteem in the old coun try. ' j .-i The startling announcement comes all the way from Tacoiua that his accl doncy, &oernor Savage, will quit Ne braska for good, shortly after the ex plratlon of his term of office next month, No one in Nebraska will go into mouru lng over the loss. Those high-toned gentlemen caught In the raid on those high-toned New York gambling houses, who refused to answer for fear of Incriminating themselves. seem to have taken their tip from the redoubtable deputy of our own county attorney, who ninde the same answer when caught in a simitar fix. Governor Mickey will not counte nance dancing by participation in an Inaugural bull and so the ball is off. But the people of Nebraska will find solace for the loss of the Inaugural ball la the assurnuce the governor's action gives that neither Mill he sanction any more bull fights with the executive pres ence. And now another eminent Nebrakan is to the fore. Collector of Revenue Cruzen at Porto Itlco has climbed into the public prints by ordering the seizure of a shipment of liquors smuggled across the cuvtouis line in a government lighthouse teuder. Collector Cruzen does not propose to let any liquors get put him not if he knows it FRUTtCTlXO AMERICAN tradc. It is understood to be the position of our government that the so-called pa cific blckade of Venezuelan ports shall not apply to American ships. In tl.ls. It Is pointed out, it merely follows a prin ciple consistently observed for Many years. It holds that a peace blockade, or blockade established prior to a declaration of war, is applicable only to the country against which It Is directed nnd that neutral nations are not com pelled to observe It. In other words. It Is the view of this government that only Venezuelan vessels are subject to the existing blockade and that American vessels, merchant as well as national, may enter and leave the ports of Ven ezuela at will. There Is European precedent for this attitude. A writer on the subject says: "At the time of the blockado of La riata, In lS4rt, by Great Britain and France, Lord Palnierston said In Parlia ment that unless war existed the govern ment had no right to prevent not only vessels of third powers, but also British merchant vessels, from communicating with the ports. It was In accordance with that view that the blockade of Greece in 1850 was maintained by the British government. So also in the blockade of 1880, the powers authorized the detention of Greek vessels only." This rule was departed from In 1897 In the blockade of Crete, which was made applicable not only to all ships under the flag of Greece, but to vessels of the six powers or of a neutral If the cargo was destined for the Greek troops or the Interior of the island. In regard to that blockade the United States department of State replied to the notification of the powers simply taking note of the com munication, not conceding the right to make such a blockade and "reserving the consideration of all international rights and of any question which n.ay lo any way affect the commerce or Interest of the United States." The present atti tude of our government is therefor en tirely consistent and has the support of European precedent. It Is most important that onr South American trade shall be protected nnd It is gratifying to find the Washington au thorities fully alive to this. There is very great probability that onr commer cial relations with the southern coun tries will be very materially benefited as result of the Venezuelan Imbroglio. British and German goods are already being boycotted in Venezuela and It is altogether likely that this will spread to adjoining South American republics, to the advantage of the trade of the United States. While there Is some dissatisfac tion In the southern republics sympa thizing with Venezuela because the United States has not Interposed in the difficulty with the European powers, that feeling will disappear with a better understanding of our position by those countries and be followed by an im proved sentiment toward the United States, which there Is every reason to expect will show itself in an enlarged trade. Every legitimate and proper ef fort should be made to protect our South American trade. ' THE PHILIPP1XE TARIFF. The bill reported by the ways and means committee, providing for a re duction of the tariff on Philippine products coming into the United States to 25 per cent of the existing schedule. will undoubtedly pass the house of rep resentatives without unnecessary delay, but there may be protracted considera tion of it in the senate, from the effort that will doubtless be made to have the products of the archipelago admitted free. This Is what the democrats of the house desire and of course those in the senate will urge It, perhaps for the re a son urged by the house democratic leader, that any duty in those products Is "unjust unconstitutional and un- American." There Is no doubt that the proposed re duction of duties would bs very bene ficlal to the trade of the Philippines and it Is of course the policy of the United States to promote the Industrial and com merclal interests of the islands in every practicable way. The reduction which the bill provides for was earnestly recom mended by Secretary Root in his annual report and has been advocated by the Philippine commission as being most necessary to the improvement of rna terlal conditions In the archipelago. The secretary of war referred to the Ills which have recently befallen the people of the Islands as calling urgently for active and Immediate measures of relief. This is quite as Important in the matter of the tariff as in that of the currency and the present congress should supply relief in both directions. Our trade with the Philippines has been steadily grow lng and It Is manifestly desirable from every point of view that it should be encouraged. This will be done by re duclng duties on the products of the Is lands and giving them a sound and sta ble currency. ThB SUVTH OMAHA MISFIT. When the South . Omaha charter was peudiug before the legislature two years ago The Bte denounced it as a misfit several sizes too large in the waist and several sizes too small around the neck but the patriots who had ventured to lobby the bill through the legislature succeeded in foisting the misfit upon the ptople of South Omaha in spite of all remonstrance. The South Omaha misfit has proved a costly garment Its mother hubbard dl inenslons around the waist have caused an expansion of expenses and a waste of money that is represented by $70,000 overlap In the municipal treas ury. Ita close fit around the neck has pretty nearly choked the breath out of the police and fire departments and is a serious menace to the safety of life and property. The cry for relief is spon taneous and the coming legislature will be asked to reconstruct the misfit so as to make it wearable. With this end in view Mayor Kontsky has decided to call public meetings for TITE OMAITA DAILY TEE: FniDAT, PnCEMUETt 10, 1002. the discussion of suggested patches and lop-offs by the taxpnying citizens. Whether the artists with shears and pins will be able to accomplish a satisfactory transformation Is problematic. In any event, however, some relief must be had for the protection of the community and the taxpayers. Provision must be made for funding the floating debt of South Omaha at the lowest rate of In terest obtainable and the rat boles and leal.s must be plugged np and safely soldered to prevent future overlaps. Inasmuch as this work will have to be entrusted to the Douglas delegation In the legislature, It will be proper for the members thereof to acquaint them selves with the wishes of South Omaha taxpayers so that the necessity of send ing a paid lobby to Lincoln this winter may be obviated. THE CVBAA THKAlT. The reciprocity treaty with Cuba, con ceding a 20 per cent reduction in tariff duties In the products of that country coming into the United States and mak ing large reductions in Cuban duties In favor of exports to the Island from the United States, it Is expected, will be con sidered in the senate immediately after the holiday recess and it appears to be the impression in administration circles that the treaty will be ratified. There has been no Intimation, however, that those who opposed tariff concessions to Cuba at the first session will not renew their tight against the proposed reduc tion of duties. On the contrary, what Information has come from Washington regard to the matter has Indicated that this opposition will be renewed with unabated vigor and in this event the defeat of the treaty is quite possi ble and even probable. The situation Is somewhat different from that when this subject was dis cussed at the first session. Then it was urged that Cuba was suffering indus trially and commercially, that there was much destitution and that conditions generally were exceedingly bad. This cannot be said now, the fact being that Cuba is on the whole better off than for many years. The advance In the price of sugar has of course been most ben eficial to the Island and no complaints are now coming from there that the financial and business conditions are unsatisfactory. The revenue of the gov ernment has somewhat exceeded ex penditures, so that the treasury has more money than when the republic was launched, while the people are well em ployed and general business is good. Thus while considerations of duty and good faith may still be Invoked in be half of Cuban reciprocity, the argument that it is required to save the Island from disaster la not at present avail able. ARRKST OF BAILOAD CUM PI TtTtOlf. The report of the Interstate Commerce commission gives prominence to the cen tral point of public Interest in the prog ress of railroad merger policy Its effect In practically destroying the last vestiges of competition. It was on this score that public feeling was so sensitive as soon as consolidation began to em brace gigantic competing systems, in some cases of transcontinental scope. It was met with protestations that such consolidation proceeded on grounds of ad ministrative economy solely, and was not at all hostile to competition In rates and services. And it was often specifically promised, as in the case of the Northern Securities company, that there would be no advance of rates and that the ulti mate result would be the general reduc tion of rates In order to give tus public its fair share of the economies effected. The Interstate Commerce commission officially records the falsity of all such promises and pretended purposes of the merger process. The commission af firms that the result has been to arrest such competition as had existed among the companies before their merger and to advance the rates. These facts have been developed beyond a peradventure by its investigations as well as by the testimony in the cases against the Northern Securities company in the courts. The full extent of the advance of rates, It is to be remembered, has been masked from public sight because of the fact that the enforcement of the printed tariff rates Involved a large In crease, since a vast amount of freight had been carried under competition on secretly cut rates. i It Is perfectly useless to contend that these results were not a part of the merger scheme, that they were not In fact the moving consideration In It In virtually every case capitalization was expanded to a point that would require earnings on the higher rates for which destruction of competition paveri the way, and the merger was promptly fol lowed by actual advances under circum stances demonstrating premeditated de sign. The whole showing of the commission Implies a demonstration of its own powerlessness to deal satisfactorily with the menacing conditions, and Is a signifi cant reminder that it will require a more efficacious exertion of national power. It is noteworthy that the com mission does not specify how this shall be done, but confines Itself to a strong official statement of the necessity of somehow doing It. WHAT CAV9CD UMOX PACIFIC STRIKE. An authority Identified with the Har riman Interests Is quoted in New York dispatches as saying that the opposition to President Burt was one of the pri mary causes of the walkout of the Union Pacific shopmen. There is abso lutely no truth in- that statement Every body in Union Pacific headquarters in Omaha knows that opposition to Presi dent Burt did not figure in the so-culled strike, which in reality is a lockout The strike was virtually foreordained when the machinists and boiler makers employed In the Union raclflc shops were asked to change from day work to piecework. Whether the edict Issued on July 1 to the machinists and boiler makers emanated from Mr. Harrltnan or Mr. Burt Is immaterial to the contro versy. As members of the machinists' and boiler makers' unions the men were under solemn obligation to live up to the rules of their organizations. They could not remain In the shops without vio lating the rules of their unions, which forbid piecework, and therefore had no other choice left than to quit work. In other words. Mr. Burt's order was an ultimatum that they must either abandon and break tip the unions or leave the employ of the company. Per sonal likes or dislikes of their superiors. Including Mr. Burt, had nothing to do with the controversy. From the outset It was manifest that It was a life and death struggle of the unions and a blow at organized labor. The struggle hns been protracted and costly on both sides and It is to be hoped that Mr. Harriman and his advisers will realize by this time that an amicable adjustment either by mutual concession or arbitration be tween the company and Its former workmen would be hailed by the patrons of the Union Pacific and the general public with a great deal of satisfaction. It reaulred the wisdom of Solomon to adjudge the ownership of a bube that was claimed by two women. It re quired the wUdoni of the Nebraska supreme court to decide what portion of the property belonging to a man who married a divorced woman should go to her in case she concluded to cut short their mutual disagreeable relations. The Nebraska Solomons have decided that although marriage of divorced couples Is forbidden during the period of six months after they have been un coupled, nevertheless If they see fit to marry again or the new contracting par ties live together as man and wife neither of them can set up the plea that the marriage was null and void because It was prematurely contracted. And all whom It may concern must govern themselves accordingly. The contention that business institu tions in Omaha should not be taxed the same as other property owners because competitors in smaller towns do not pay as much in taxes cannot be conceded. The constitution of Nebraska contem plates substantial uniformity of as sessment and taxation and strictly lim its the classes of property entitled to exemption. If Venezuela Is on its own application to go Into the hands of a receiver, who is to net os receiver? What authority Is he to have, and by what means are his decisions to be enforced? If the gov ernment should within a few weeks or months be overturned by some new revo lution, as may easily happen, who will guarantee Ita faithfulness to the receiv ership? According to the Interstate Commerce commission government by injunction is very unsatisfactory-when applied to secret rate-cutting by railroads, as It operates simply to advance the charges which the public has to pay. Our visiting real estate men are In vited to make themselves at home. If they can turn a few bargains in farm acreage or city lots while they are here they are entitled to combine business with pleasure. Lost om the Way. Washington Star. It looks as If the consumer were a great deal slower in getting the news when a trust puts down prices than when it puts them up. ' Weary of the Job. Detroit Free Press. Secretary Shaw has finally notified Wall street that the government is through walking the floor with the stock market every time It has a touch of speculation colic. Lamb Shearing- Ortrfoie, Chicago Post. Gotham cankers have made a pool of $50,000,000 to prevent a panic In Wall street. Evidently ail the Iambs have been closely sheared and the thrifty operators must be lasen care or until more wool grows or more lambs are born. ' A Profitable Investment. Cleveland Plain Dealer. It is claimed that the Teat Assouan dam across the Nile will add over 113.000. 000 to the agricultural earning power of e-eypt every year. As this Is about the sum the improvement cost it may be said mat it will pay for Itself In a twelve month. She Kept Her Secret. New York Sun. A great city, a great solitude. The prov erb la musty, but Is It true? A dispatch Introduces us to a woman who has lived In Coscob for fifteen years and yet nobody knows her name. Either she has unusual gifts of concealment or Coscob has a more than metropolitan want of curiosity. How few recluses can hope to keep their names from their neighbors. There Is only one higher step of perfection In the path of that Coscob recluse. Her name Is unknown to other folks; she must strive to forget It herself. Liberality of Meruer Klas. Minneapolis Times. We all remember the new rich man who, of the scion of his house just returned from an European trip, queried, "Which place did you like best, son?" ard upon "son" replying la favor of Paris, re marked, "Is that so? Then I'll buy it for you." Our Northwestern railroad Vlui presents something of a parallel In his at titude toward the merger. "What will the Mammoth Madame have now?" says Mr. Hill. "The army, transport servle," la th reply. "Then I'll buy it for you." says the Merger Magnate. Ihowlng Pardonable Prise. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Newspapers in other states that are pointing the finger of scorn at 8t. Louis on account of boodllng developments should note the fart that in the eight trials for public bribery and for perjury connected with It there have been seven convictions with sentence to the penitentiary In each case of from two to five years. The con victions Include a millionaire briber and s rich promoter, as well as city officials who sell their votes to corruptionlsts. Let the critical cltlea secure even one conviction of this class within their own limits. The whole country will bear of the unusual cir cumstances with Interest and 6t. Louis wll offer Us cong ratulatlocs. GIA3TS TACKtB A P1GMT. Chicago Inter-Ocean: Vncle Sam should take his "great and good friends." Edward and William, by the hand and lead them, kindly but firmly, beyond the dsnger line. Chicago News: Now that Dewey Is near the scene of action all further shlp-slnklng operations should be entrusted to him. Dewey Is a recognised expert In this branch of diplomacy. Boston Transcript: Before going" too far In the blood-letting method. Great Britain and Germany should be persuaded by us to' experiment a little further with "dry gunnery" in Venetuela. Cleveland Leader: If Great Britain and Germany succeed In collecting any of that money from Veneiuela they might use It profitably In employing a few naval officers with level heads. The bull .In the china shop does not serve as a good model tor a bill collector. Indianapolis News: So It seems that In the bombardment of Puerto Cabello there was no violation of International law. Evi dently the Venezuelan trouble Is to be of the "orderly" kind. And further, the vessels that were sunk by the English and Germans were mere revenue cutters, which, from some points of view, don't seem to count for much. Perhaps there has been some undue excitement about the affair. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: It will be noticed that neither France, Russia nor Austria is making any move to Join the trlplo alliance which Is operating on this side of the water. Moreover, France's bill of damages against Venezuela Is much larger than that of any one of the three participants and has 'been longer outstand ing, but it has been willing all along to submit It to arbitration. France's attitude In this affair Is In very agreeable contrast to that of the three allies. New York World: To paraphrase Shake speare, It may be excellent to have a bully's strength, but It Is tyrannous not to say contemptible to use it like a bully. The spectacle of the two great military and naval powers of Europe attempting to bully a little South American republic, weakened by revolutions. Into paying claims that have not been adjudicated, and violating International law and usages In sinking naval vessels before war was de clared and bombarding forts on half an hour's notice. Is not an edifying exhibition of high civilization. PERSONAL NOTES. Were we fortunate enough to live In Yarmouth, N. S., we could get Pennsyl vania anthracite for $7.50 a ton. Klondike Indians have gone on the war path, but their war whoops will not thaw out until next spring when the war's over. Asking people to do their Christmas shopping early Is like proposing that they celebrate the Fourth of July on the day before. The shoppers like the jam. An Ann Arbor professor's discovery of seven new poisons will be welcomed In certain circles In New York, where all the old poisons are as familiar as quinine. Colonel Henry D. Capers, a brother of General Ellleon Capers, now Episcopal bishop of South Carolina, Is the oldest living confederate and this is shown by his commission. Germany bas nominated Dr. Slevklng to be a member of the international court of arbitration In the place of Dr. Blngh. presi dent of the senate of the high court. There Is a superstition thai you should never present a friend with a gift that has a sharp point It severs friendship. Do you remember all those stickpins Emperor Wil liam sent over here? To use an expression often heard in this oountry, Lord Curzon, viceroy of India, has apparently "bitten, off more than be can chew." He went out there with nu merous reforms In view and at once set out to put them Into operation. But no man has ever yet succeeded in making the Ori ent hurry and his lordship has not suc ceeded In carrying out much of his pro gram. Years ago Mr. Chamberlain, the British colonial secretary, while a guest at the legation In Washington, attended a ball. An American girl with whom he danced summed him up in this way: "He's nice enough, but he doesn't know how to waltz. He takes such funny little, short steps that one would think he must have prac ticed on a postage stamp." It was during this visit that he met Miss Endicott, who afterward became his wife. VEGETABLE Fl EL I PROSPECT. Efforts to Secure a Substitute for Pres ent Means of Heat. i. Chicago Tribune. Mr. Edward Atkinson Is one of the most adventurous and Indefatigable of intellect ual explorers. The Intellectual world con tains few recesses Into which he has not penetrated. From fireproof wood he turna lightly away to, the use of tubs as ovens in farm houses; from that he hurries off to the status of subject populations, and from that he flits to the (diffusion of light on plants through glassy Just now be Is trying to find out whether a farmer cannot raise his own fuel by, devoting about one acre In a hundred of his possessions to that pur pose for the supply of one family." 'Anthracite coal." he says, "is becoming a luxury. In about two generations It will be exhausted." There Is no way of replen ishing the supply. There is Just so much rual and no more. "Why, then," asks Mr. Atkinson in a letter to the chiefs of the agricultural experiment stations, "should we not try at once to discover some sub stitute?" Consider the corn crop. The ratio of dry stalk, leaf and corncob Is about one and one-half tona to the ton of shelled corn. The amount of potential fuel, therefore, In the present corn crop Is over 100.000, 000 tons. Consider now the whole gr.-ilo crop, including corn, wheat, oats, barley, rye, etc. The total amount of potential fuel In volved Is between 150,000,000 and 200,000,000 tons. Further, there are plants, like alfalfa and the sunflower, which produce heavy fuel growths. Sorghum, however, Is of all fuel plants the one which Mr. Atkinson regards as most promising. Sorghum, "compressed Into logs In a partially green stage," and seasoned as green wood is sea soned, holds out great possibilities of future usefulness. Besides, there is a new seed rain plant from Egypt whl h grows rapidly In the semi-arid parts of this country. Could not this plant be used as fuel, and have we not here a means of turning the em1-arid west to account? Whatever plant Is used, the problem Is essentially the same. Corn, wheat, alfalfa, be sunflower, rye, oats, sorghum, cane rakes, horse beans, barley and the new seed grain plant from Egypt are all avail able for fuel only under one condition. Some cheap and effective means of com pression must be devised. The farmer who ants to prepare his own fuel la confronted with a mechanical difficulty. If "fuel" were "cultivated," however. In large quan ltles on the western plains compression -culd be accomplished on a large scale at mall coat. As for the "calorific power" of vegetable fuel, Mr. Atkinson thinks that twenty tons of cornstalk and leaves would qual about fourteen tons of bltumlnoai oal. This being the case, one may hope hat the chiefs of the agricultural expi.-rl-nent stations will give Mr. Atkinson's suft--egtion something more than the "derision" bleb he deferentially anticipates fur It. 1! egetabla fuel Is practicable there are lu--.erestlng Industrial develupuieots ahead of BITS OF WAS1IISGTO LIFK. lsr Scenes a laeldcata Sketched oa the Soot. Senator Henry Cabot Lodge of Massachu setts is a frequent recipient of bunches of red carnations, which Invsrlably provoke Inquisitive glances from his colleagues. On a recent occasion the floral tribute bore a card on which was written the simple words, "God bless you." "How touching," remarked Senator Hoar, as his colleague read the Inscrip tion. "Yes, It s touching enough," said the re cipient, "but It means eggs, eggs, eggs." "Eggs?" Inquired some one; and then Senator Lodge explained. He said that many years ago he had secured a situ ation for a man In the Treasury depart ment and at every opening of. a session since his protege had greeted him with the carnations and the Inscription quoted. "But that is not all of it." continued the senator. "He Is not satisfied with sending mo the flowsrs, but every week during the session he sends me eggs, nice, fresh coun try egw. too. He won't accept remunera tion. He won't even come after the nice little baskets in which he packs them. I have at least 100 of them and still they come. These baskets are going to crowd us out of the house some day. I have heird of senators being embarrsssed with m 'y things, but I'm the only one that ever suffered from a plethora of eggs." "Never mind. Lodge," piped Senator Hoar. "Just thank God they're not of the variety some actors are embarrassed with," and Senator Lodge couldn't see why his colleagues laughed. A day or two before the senate got around to consideration of the omnibus statehood bill, says the Chicago Chronicle, a dozen barrels of big, luscious, red ap ples were delivered at the senate wing of the capitol and rolcd Into the cloak rooms. The barrels bore cards Indicating that they had come from Roswell, N. M., and around each apple was a paper bearing the following Inscription: "Here the desert lands blossom as the result of Irrigation from various streams and 600 artesian wells, flowing from 800 to 1,000 gallons per minute. Our fruit industry is in its infancy, yet we have shipped 200 cars of apples from Roswell community this year. Our apple Is a per fect one, free from insects and the defects so common to other apple-producing sec tions. Our apple growers have attained perfection, as this specimen will attest. May you enjoy this fruit and may It prompt you to speak a good word for the Pecos valley of New Mexico and for state hood for the territory at this term of con gress." The senators ate the apples and ai- knowledged that they were the finest fruit they had bitten In many years. One bar rel was Identified by the name and trade mark of Jeremiah Simpson, who turrs out to be none other than "Jerry" Simpson, the famous 'sockless statesman, who at one time represented the Medicine Lodge district of Kansas In the house of repre sentatives. When sockless statesmanship ceased to be a winning card Mr. Simpson pulled up stakes and migrated to the Pecos valley, where he is now engaged in the culture of one of the greatest apple orchards in the world. He was one of tho first populists in Kansas who foresaw tho decline of that extraordinary political movement and likewise was one of the first to cut loose from It and its Influence and get into another sphere of activity, where fortune seemed to smile more brightly. He is now a permanent resident of New Mexico. Undoubtedly, if New Mexico becomes a state, he will be a candi date for senator; a Representative Wesley L. Jones of Wash ington state says one of the funniest thing that happened to him during his campaign was following a stump speech. 'I had concluded my remarks," says Mr. Jones, quoted by the Washington Post, "and was descending from the platform when a queer-looking fellow approached me to shake hands. " 'Jones,' said he, cordially, '1 never heard a speaker who could tell such a pack of lies as you can.' "That took me back somewhat, but my friend added, showing that bis politics were democratic: " 'But, oh, Mr. Jones, if we could only have you on our aide how we would tear the republicans up the back.' " Workmen are engaged In putting In place a steel screen over the glass roof of the post office building In Washington to protect It from Icicles. During the winter huge icicles form on the tower and when the sun shines warm fall on the glass roof. Several times the heavy panes of glass have been shat tered by the fall of a particularly heavy mass of Ice and it has been found neces sary to place some protection over the roof. The postofflce officials are beginning to think they are paying dearly for the bril liant light that filters through the big root. In the summer it is necessary to paint the glass to deflect the rays of the sun, and In the winter, workmen again have to ascend to the roof to put in place the steel screen which protects the glass from the Ice. Al together workmen are on the roof about halt the year and the expense is something to make an economical man shudder. The clerks Jn the postofflce enjoy their advan tages, however. They have the best lighted office building in the city, the glass roof making It possible to give every room nat ural light as bright and homelike as though all rooms were exposed to the sun. Wishing to obtain some special Informa tion regarding the Philippines, Secretary Root gave a breakfast at the Arlington to H Ayer's Hair There is sunshine in understand this when every one is who uses it. fc'.Al their hair, they are annoyed with dandruff, and thev I 1 . 1 . t ..... . laisiiEe tne telltale sign or "Ayer's Hair Vigor stopped my hgirfrom falling when it was to bad 1 vm afriid to comb it. And it gave my balr a beautiful, rich black color." Mrs. E. G. Ward, Landing, N. J. Always restores two men who were thoroughly posted on the matter. Being unusually abscn;- I minded that morning be breakfasted alone and then went Into the lobby, where he found hll two friends. He Invited them Into his-office and there talked with them for a couple of hours, forgetting all about his breakfast Invitation until they had dc parted. His apologies were profuse, hut he has been the subject of much raillery on the subject. Just before the fight began over state hood bills in the senate Senator BeverMen walked across the chamber sad shook hand with Senator Quay, the two statesmen rdm; radically opposed to each other on th proposition. They exchanged a few wor.H of elaborate politeness and then .Mr. Bevrr idge returned to his seat. The whole Inci dent Irresistibly reminded beholders of the handshaking preliminary to a prize Apht and Senator Stewart called out shur;!r "Time!" Quay grinned, Beverldge bliiHhi 1 and everybody else laughed. REPVBIJCAKS MIST ACT. Con areas Shoald Give Force and Kffrrt to President's Rerotnmendntluna. Cleveland Leader (rep). President Roosevelt knew what was ex- I pected by the people when he put Into his I message to congress the strong recom mendation of legislation to regulate the so called trusts. I T)iiHii th nrMldent'a frlns to v.Mmi. sections of the country last summer and fall he came closely In touch with the populace, and he had the very best of means of finding out what public sentiment Is upon this subject. In all the speeches he delivered he gave the consideration of the trust problem an important place. The reception accorded those speeches must have convinced the president that he ought to take the stand he did in his an nual message. There is no doubt that a big majority of the people are. today in favor of carry ing out the president's recommendation. Nearly everybody is feeling tho oppression of the big combinations, and the In creased cost of living is he)l In, the public mind to be due directly to the destruction of competition by these consolidations of Industrial and commercial enterprises Is the hands of a few. It Is prohahly true, moreover,- that a majority of tho people, as was shown by the vote at the recent election, preferred to leave the solution of the trust problem to the republicans rather than to give the democrats a chance to apply their theory that the only way to hit the trusts was by striking at the system of protection. i . . Under the circumstances a very serious mistake will be made by congress if It falls to give force and effect to the president's recommendations. Not only was Mr. Roosevelt absolutely right In demanding anti-trust legislation,' hut the republican leaders in congress ought to sea that It would be good politics to follow his sug gestions. The republican party must this winter make a record upon this question upon which It can appeal to the voters In the campaigns of next year and the year fol lowing. SMILIXQ REMARKS. Cleveland Plain Dealer: "Sometimes think so hard It makes me tired." "How thoughtless!" , . - , Chicago Tribune: Grieved by the escape of his Intended prey, the crocodile wept. "They may bo crocodile tears," sobbed the saurian, "but they are real tears!" New York Bunr Johnsons-Will you have another drink? . . Johnsteln No; Til take the saraa. 4 ;',. Boston Transcript: The Acrused-But It was a case of absent-mindedness, yer honor. I didn't know what I was dolng when I took the coat. The Judge But, unfortunately for you, the officer did. Kansaa City Journal: "Podklns Insists that the Garden of Eden was a roof garden." "Absurd i How does he mnk that out?" "He says that's the only way- to account for the dlwastrous character of the fall that they fell off the roof." Electrical Review: . "John," said the, re tired lawyer to his coachman, "aren't the horses trying to run away?" "They be, air!" 'Then drive Into something cheap." Chicago Tribune: "Yes, It's true," said Miss De Skreemer. "The death of a rich relative has relieved me of the necessity of making my living by singing In public." "I'm en glad!" Impulsively exclaimed the other girl. BABY'S FIRST LETTER," . Baltimore American. Don't go runnln' on me, fellers, Somethln's sllckin' In my throat, For this letter's from my baby. An' th' first she ever wrote. i ' Qen'rally I'm game you know It, An' can stand fer lots o' chaflf Take yer Joshln' good an' plenty An' not do a thing but lafT; But this letter, with Its verawlirr". Strikes a whole lot dlfT'rent note. Fer It's from my only baby An' th' first she ever wrote. Wrote It all herself, dod hlesn her: Took her three, four hours, I guess, Thwieh 'hey's only two hort puges Filled with baby blessedness: Starts It out "I love you, papa" Then th' lines all seemn t' ttoat Do you blame, me? She's my baby; It's th' first she ever wrote. 'Way off there beyond th' mountain. By a sunny, luamer sea. Spellin' out her daddy's letters An' a-serdln' love t' mc What? Not you big hoohfes cryln"! W'y tt hain't your baby's note; It's my own wee girlie's letter. Very first she ever wrote. No no, runnln' on me, fellers. 8omethln" chokes In my throat, 'Cause this letter's from my baby, ' An' th' first she ever wrote. Vigor every bottle. You will Aflivj vou know hnw Ratufiri m PeoDle don't like to !n Wi . ' x age gray hair. I.O. AymCe., Mwsit, suss. color to gray liar.