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Made by a new malting process, in
a new malt-house, under absolutely
perfect conditions.
Our malting process requires eight
days at an increased cost of 20 . per
cent over other methods of four and
five days.
The better the malt the better the
beer.
GOLF IS NOT THE ONLY CAME
Field Club Member Want llfoofrtition ftr
Other Outdoor EporU
laswrareate Who I ( Ainlr Ex.
rla.lve roller I-at Vr.r
W ill Make Deasaad far
I kaaae.
hair and th toUl of those with balr ef
are of the ether color until I had rear-bed
a grand total of f.V). Whea I left Chicago
I set the day's trtala down In notebook.
The Bfit city I visited Milwaukee and
J I did the mic there for ore day. And 1
I haTe dne It In evry town that I have
1 nine Tteiud for a first tiire. or rather a
DEBATE PROMISED AT ANNUAL MEETING ! fim ,lm' ,DC' 1 making thi. cennt.
I End It a paving investment for. uncie
though It mir feem. cuMomer will nearly
always be readily IntTeeted with the tale.
"Aa for the figures." ssld Mr. Nichols,
taking out a amall notebook, "hre ar
some of them. ?n Atlanta. Ga , I noted
among f00 women i?t with the red or pro
nounced auburn hade; In Louisville, Kj.,
; In Tampa, Fla.. ; In Sao rranclaoJ,
5; la New York. 5: In Chlcseo, 54: In
Denver, 51; In Milwaukee and Des Moines,
40: In Pittsburg and Omaha only 45. Can
acrbody in Omaha explain that?"
mam, wiiiMsagjimw
When the members of the Omaha Field
club meet Wednesday evening at the Com
mercial club rooms to elect officers there
will probably be a lively contest between
the admirers of golf and those members
who desire the club to promote other forms
of athletic sport as well. The champions
of the general athletic games are hrkded
by John Francis of the Burlington railroad
and others who joined the club at its or
ganization. These men play golf to a cer
tain extent, but they do not want the Field
club limited in Its work to that one game
and have endeavored to keep alive a num
ber of sports since the grounds were
opened. LyMe 1. Abbott, who Is energetic
In his position on this, says:
"We expect there will be a contest over
the election of officers, especislly the seven
members of the board of trustees, who will
have the policy of the club In charge for
the coming year. When the club was or
ganized It was with the understanding that
It would not be limited to golf, but for the
last year
but promot
mlrer of base ball and have tried to main
tain a club. When we proposed to pur
chase balls the board was very reluctant
Telea-raphrra Get larrea.e.
MILWAUKEE, Not. 10. All telegraph
operators on the Wisconsin Central have
been granted an increase in salary amount
ing to $5 a month. The advance haa al
ready gone Into effect.
McD.
..uk.t-u , eun. uui ior lur ana u required trie romt
it bis practically done nothing half a doten of.rers to qui
Although John McDonald of CJ South
Nineteenth ttreet had Jurt flMfhed thlrtv
day. in the county jail for arau)t he
stralrhtway proceeded to get into mnre
trouble. According to the Ptnrv of Mark
; Pless. who has a bekery at lTU St. Marv
avj-nve. he waa aeleep at hie rteek In the
bakery, when he was awakened bv Mc-
Donald, who was In the act of fllchirg
silver dollar from the till. At the police
' elation McDonald vigorously resisted belnj
' searched, .rolBllv when It came to bis
; shoes, in which nidden plnoe he carried ti
ana u required tne combined effort, of
let him without
continued the
Trill unH tim
, urun inuniy to oiscourse about his Teu
j tonic birth and American rltlienehip. end-
i.p (.iiit-rinf; lu w agfr 11') ici.ona!d
to issue the money, the cricketers hsve force. He grew worse, until It was neees
found the same difficulty and the admirers tTy ,0 n,m ,n cntody upim the
of lawn tenula have had to fight for what ; Ch""K' f drunlt nJ tA"
they needed. At the game time we have! Well K.awa I. ..
apent 11.000 to secure golf links and have K.-wm I. oaaa.
of $40 a day. Golf is all right, but that is ; Swift e racking house, was orm iv .
not the only tame, and we .re ritifninii : reeldfnt of (.hnaha. He
to see if the member, wil, stand for such ! r.oh Tw'enh0, "to
discrimination It costs money to main- i city
tain golf links and no one objects to an
His familv conclMed of . wif nri
two children. He came to Oman, from
expenditure of an amount necessary to j o.nTClen V
rty up me grounas as tney were nrst - nicago. inert be neenme asulittant
planned, but we do object to spending
OVERWORK ARM OFFICERS
engineer officer ia stationed not at head
quarters, but is in command of a battalion
of engineers at Fort Leavenworth and
makes occasional tripa to the bcadquar-
Hekdgwtfi Department of the Missouri ii len- th r0"1'" of the office being
Hot Properly Mancei
STAFF IS SH9RT AND DUTIES ARE ONEROUS
ar Drsutwrat Jkdtbwrltlea Da t
c;It Prasrr Heeoajwltlow t the
in rta.rc ot the Laval
Arawy Hra4urttn.
There ia considerable complaint among
wfflcers of the army stationed at the head
quart era of the Department of the Mis
souri that thia department does sot re
elve the attention from the War depart
ment Ha importance wronld seen, to Jus
tify. The officers In responsible positions la
the department are loth to talk of the
fael-.ng wUch they hold and It ia hard to
get an expression from them upon the
subject, but they are not alwaya dose
mouthed, and officera who occasionally visit
oeaiuarters are aol to hackward of speak
ing of the feeling which they find here
on the subject. One of theae visit lng offl
twra. speaking of the natter, said the other
lay:
There Is no doubt that the officera at
the headquarters of the Department of the
Mieeouri feel that the denartmeat ts
sMghted by the War department. An In
apenion of the roaiers of the other de
partments will show that the general atafis
of thsse departments are better filled than
those of the Department of the Missouri.
It Is nothing unusual at Omaha to find one
man holding three or tour general staff
positions, and this man ia often one of the
personal aides of the commanding general.
This means that he can only give superfi
cial attention to the work In any of the
departroenta, leaving the work to be done
by clerka, who are more or less familiar
with the routine, hot have no personal re
sponsibility such as Is required of the offi
cer. When the troops were all In the Phil
ippines many of the departments were la
the same condition, hut since the return
of a large number of those troopa and the
releasing of staff officera there la little or
Be excuse for the condition at Omaha. It
dee not exist la other depart man La.
Fa vara far Chlcaa.
"On ot the officera stationed at head-
qui rtera said to me that It aeema that the
Department of the Kiaaourl aoust take
position subordinate to almost every other
f-arttBat ia the eountrw, and that the
War department seems to consider a de
aartmeat ot the army important according
te the etc of th city In which th head
anarter ar located, regardless of the
am her of troops r posts In the depart
sent. He Illustrated his point by aaylng
that la the Department of the Lake, whoa,
haadanartera av located at Chicago, the
general staff ia kept comparatively tilled,
while that department haa neither the
number of troopa nor the number of posts
within Ita borders aa thoa la this depart
meat. At the pre seat tim there I mock
work In th engineer' me, hat th chief
In charge of one of the aides of the com
manding general. Be fort the Spanish war
three paymasters were Stationed at Omaha.
It has been only receutly that two have
been stationed here and one of them was
removed, so that it became necessary to
call upon the paymaster at St. Louis to
visit posts in the northern part of the j ship is now 500,
department when a number of aoMiers were
to be paid off. Although a considerable
quantity of meat and packing house prod
ucts are purchased in Omaha, there is but
one officer of the commissary department
regularly stationed here, while there are
several at Chicago.
"There is a report in army' circles that
representations on this subject will be
made to the War department, with the
purpose of Impressing upon the people in
charge the necessity for incrsasing the
number ot officera at these headquarters
and ot showing them that the importance
of the department does not depend upon
the size of the town where the headquar
ters ar located."
money for golf to the exclusion of all other
games, and we are going to make this an
Issue in the coming election."
At the meeting there are to be elected
a president, rice president, secretary,
treasurer and seven director. For presi
dent there have been mentioned W. 8. Sun
derland. Jay D. Foster, Lysle I. Abbot: and
C. K. Vrquhart.
If Abbott Is chosen president a new vice
president will have to be elected. Byron
Hastings, the president secretary, has no
opposition for that place and neither has
Philip Potter, the treasurer. The member-
the legal limit, and there
Tit r-
chasing agent, which position be held at
the time of his death.
77rJ
says of
Presto
I made biscuit and poporer from Presto. We all liked them. It certainly ia excellent. It
the best I ever nsed. There' a delicate test to them that you can't get by the ordinary way.
Washing-ton. D. C Octobar aalk, ssaa. (Sigaad atottie Brtnrm, ia eaaptay ef Oea. Naltaa K. Milaa.
What does your cook say ?
TbeH-O!
P . ! P
Company
Is a waiting list. It Is expected that a few
of the members will resign and that a
number of new ones will be elected after
the annual meeting.
Heals as Vr Macte.
If a pain, sore, wound, burn, acald. cut
or' piles distress you, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve will cure It. or no pay. iie. For
sale by Kuhn Ce.
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS.
Neb.. Is at the
banker of Madrid, Neb.,
John Mills of Geneva
Murray.
W. Beaumont,
is In the eliy.
Mike Elmore of Alliance is In Omaha on a
business errand.
IT. J. V. Beghtol of Kearney was in
Omaha yesterday.
R. and Mrs. Smith from Yankton. 8 D .
are at the Uellone. '
F. McCarthy and Mrs. McCarthy from
Nebraska City are at the Her Grand.
E. T. McCarthy, a capitalist and mine
owner from i-a(jood, 6. D., la at the Mil
lard. 8. Harris of Fullerton, secretary to for
mer Assistant Secretary of War Meikle
john. is at the Millard.
Stephen Jenkins and mother of Alma, J
C. Loughlln of A h land. C. E. avls of
Lincoln and J. M. Neisnn of Harvard are
among Nebraakans at the Merchants.
A. L. Webb, a former Omahan who haa
epent recent aeaaons as steward of the
1U ng ling show, is at the Millard, accom
panied by hia cister. Muta Venus Webb.
Mias Eva O Sullivan, accompanying her
Invalid brother Ray to theij home In West
Point, Neb., was at the Iellone hotel ytB
tenia y. having stopped for a day a rest on
account of the iovalid'a weakened condi
tion. Ray Khmer, a barber living at the RovaJ
hotel, encountered a mishap while out driv
ing with a horse and buggy about 4 o'clock
Sunday afternoon. HU horse waa fright
ened and became unmanageable, and Mr.
Klaner was thrown violently to the ground,
but receiving do further injuries than
bruiaes. After these were attended to at
the police station he waa able to return to
hia apart men la.
Praas dlspa-tche announce that Captain
liroie nuirneaoa aas amveo in ivew lor
rrom tne uneni. captain Hutcneaon waa
for a long time prior te and sfter the
Spanish war oa duty at hoajquturit-ra of
the Department of the Missouri and left
her to Join hie regiment in the Philip
pines. Arriving there he was placed on the
staff of General Chaffe and went with the
army to China, baing stationed for some
tlma at Pekln. He returm-d to staff duty
in the Philip-tines.
Daa'l Aecept Coanterfelt .
For plies. sVin diseases, sores, cuts
bruises, burns and other wounds nothing
equals DeWltt's Witch Hazel Salve. Don't
accept counterfeits. None genuine except
DeWltt's. "I have suffered since 1865
with protruding, bleeding piles and until
recently could find no permanent relief."
says J. F. Gerall of St. Paul. Ark. "Finally
I tried DeWitt s Witch Hazel Salve, which
soon completely cured me."
Maatr4 la South Omaha.
Charles Eppsteln. living at 27i Oak street,
was arrestt-d yesterday l.y the local police
at the reiuet of the South Omaha authori
ties, oy wnom ne te accuse! of larrenv as
bailee. It Is chwrged that Kppateln eold a i
cow which had been entrusted to his keep- i
lng hy a resident of South Omaha, and I
that he converted to his own use $65 whih I
he received as the purchase price of the
ir.lmal. He was at once taken to teouth
Omaha.
INSURE AND KILL CHILDREN
Peaa.ylvaala Pareate Mast
Charite ot Doable
Starrier.
Faee
OMAHA SUBURBS.
norf.fr.
Miss Blanche Warller vialted friends In
Herman this week.
L. N. Warller waa a business visitor la
Tekamah Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Weber of Wsvne.
Neb., are visiting relatives here this week. 1 chemical
Mrs. w. K. Wall and daughter Ruth and
Miss Edna Price were business visitors In
Omaha Saturday.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank B. Davis of La Hoya.
PHILADELPHIA. Nov. JO. After an In
vestigation into the death of Annie Wil
lUtn. aged , and her J-year-old sister
Josephine on October 11 and Ji, the police
have detained the parents of the dead
children.
The father was taken into custody late
last night and the wife was removed to a
police station today along with her other
three small children.
Annie and Josephine died ot what the
attending physician thinka was poison. A
analysis tended to prove the
doctor s theory and the arrest of the par
ents followed.
It is said the dead children were Insured.
RED-HEADED WOMEN IN OMAHA
Travella Mam Who Xotlees Tibia a
Pays They Ar Reaiarkakly
Searc Here.
S. Raymond Nichols is authority for the
declaration that Omaha has a less per cent
of red haired girls than any other city of
its class In the I'nlted States, except Pitts
burg. "I don't pretend to explain why this is
true," said Mr. Nichols, a guest at the
Schlitz hotel, "but it Is. so ear as my
olaervatioa has gone. Two years ago a
party of traveling men happened to have
assembled at a Chicago hotel and a hair
tonic salesman who was in the bunch
started to talking of dyes that were used
and that led to a discussion of the colors
of hair. Finally somebody asked what per
cent of women had red hair. Notsdy knew,
but everybody wanted to. Somebody pro
posed that we make observation and find
cut. We all promised to do It, but the
others forgot their promise within the
week. I wa always something of a crank
on that sort of thing and I started ia to
make good.
"t began ia Chicago that next morning
and kept count of the first 600 women who
passed near enough to me that day for me
to notice the color ef their hair without
making special effort. I haTe a good head
for figures and the counting quickly be
came a mere mechanical proocia ot adding,
one by one, to the total of those with red
Cel., spent the past week here, the guests the elder one for Iltf and the younger for
VI aa vaa uo a.a.wr iiviuo, - A
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Taylor of Tekamah 1
spent Thanksgiving here visiting Mrs. Tay- 1 ."T"
lor s parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. D. Leach. j PENSIONS
Mr. and Mrs. Joh;, Bondesen and i
A " , Y . . ...... T-1- . , . , '
with their daughter, Mrs. C. A. Victors.
Miss Blanche I. Taylor Is spending a
couple of weeks vixlung her eister. Mrs.
Carrie Chandler, who Uvea at Hancock,
la.
Mr. and Mrs." C J:' Keirle end children
returned home this week from several 1
weeks' visit with relatives at Kenilund, '
lnd., and Chicago. I
FOR WESTERNERS
arvlvars at the Ware Ceaeraaaly
Reaaeaahered ky the Geaeral
GaTtraaesl.
WASHINGTON, Nor. 80. (Special) The
following pensions have been granted:
The volunteer fire department, bos com- I Nebraska- I norV.r ,i.- . ,
pany No. 1 and the hJok and ladder com- ' Bchmid Duncan m 'w'wnVr C Jae5
- t ji.. riun iirn via. r rvurv. m.
A Giant's Struggle
It is a highly dramatic story and brings
into play the strongest passions ot strong
men in struggle greed, ambition, con
spiracy love of conquest--with the trag
edies and hatreds that are sure to follow.
In 1858 the first oil well was drilled and thousands rushed
into the oil regions and made fortunes. Hut one man, with the
great imagination tliat makes poets, inventors, artists, generals,
and leaders of every sort, and with sure instinct for strategy,
laid his lines to get control. Ilis adTances were contested as
stoutly as any battle that was eTer fought and the struggle cost
lives and fortunes and the happiness of thousands. But he won
and the result is the fl 10.000.000
Standard Oil Trust
that controla almost the entire oil Induatryof the country, owns its owa vessels, rare,
wharfs, and 3D. 000 miles ot pipe line; controls railroads, owns big blocks la the steel
trust. Is now financiering the beef trust, and only last month, came to the rescue 1
a Wall 8treet panic
tained in honor of Mr. and Mrs. Walter 1
Weber Tuesday evening. The evening sped ;
quickly by with music and song, after which
a dainty lunch was served by the hostess.
Among the Invited guests were: Captain
and Mrs. Reynolds, Mr. and Mra. J. b.
Paul, Mr. and Mrs. Jacob Weber, sr., Mr.
and Mrs. Iavls of La Hoya, Cel., Mr. and i
Mrs. waiter v erer or wavne. Neb.. Mrs,
U. J. Hunt. Mrs. A. C. Gnffln and Mrs. C.
A. Victors.
Iowa: Orltrtnal John T ln,k n-j
bine. $11. Increase, reissue, etc. Elijah F
Uant, Coon Rapids, IS; George Wood. Alli
son, 110; William A. Tade. HlllslK.ro. in
Abraham McKeever, Osceola. ti. Wldsws
minors and dependent relatives tilxa
Bunch. Ottumwa, in:; Nancy J. Qilleland.
interact Is.
LOCAL BREVITIES.
Bleeding freely from a scalp wound and
with a decidedly sore looking spot upon the
left cheek, Tom Manning, who gave his ad
dress as Boston, Mubk., makes complaint
that on Saturday night he was severely
manhandled by one Louts Cohen, who
ejected him from the Chicago lodging
house. Cohen gave bail In fcS lor appear
ance on Monday.
Pete Ward of Seventh and Webster
frankly admits he is a drinking man. never
theless he believes in the reign of Justice
This he claims t. V. Dawcon wfcned to
deny him Saturday night at a saloon on
the corner of Thirteenth and Dodge, when
the latter took unlawful posseoslon of
Ward's hat a good one and left In Its
sieaa an inienor arucie. An ofTicer arcom
panieo vi ara
Eislaaat low froaa ladlaas.
All this is powerfully and dramatically
and thoroughly told in Miss Ada M.
Tarbeir "Rise of the Standard Oil Com
pany" now running in McClure's. Each
number gives a complete episode. You
and any one can
: understand it no knowedge of business
GENOA, Neb., Nov. -To the Editor of
The Bee: In all faimeas to the Genoa In
dian foot ball team I desire to slate that
It wss not the first team that played with
; btromshurg on Thanksgiving dav. Thera
SaVor.? oegin at any time,
memoers of the second team n, or.. - f .
-" Miu VUi uuiu in aecona nair. A
me account or tna game aa given in Th
rw-c vi tne irm wouia give the impression
mat n was tne nrst lea
Btromsburg we would
I you make correction.
On behalf of the Genoa second team I de
sire to state that the Strorasburg players
sre gentlemen and know how to treat visi
tors kindly, as the Indian boys have never
been treated better than at Stromsburg
Very truly. J. W. PLAKK.
j Manager Genoa Indian Foot Ball Team.
C-owvicta Ohio Msraerer.
pm that played at I ..!J
be please to have j IS required.
to the Indcinr t.l.oe of tha
purlolner ana on sight the two men evinced ' ATHENS. O., Nov. 30 Frank Smith
a uetire 10 ngni n out men and there, j aged 2i. who shot and killed Perry Oxler
whereupon they were both taken into cus- and Charles Brown at Glouceater ,A..i ?J.
Christmas McClure's is ready.
magazine without this article; but with it!
It "would be a great
McClure's
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To new subscriber who send
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charged with being drunk and die- , 20 last, was found guilty of murder in the i will send free (until they're rone th Norember and December numbers, which
second degreo this afternoon.
Caught at the Court House
Qaartet f Good Storks
A best People at the
Temple of Juttke.
contain the opening Standard Oil articles.
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m
Boy. don't ctre. They only think of today. It's the parents
who must vatch and worry. They know what exposure to the
wet and cold means tender throats, tore longs, hard coughs.
That's why so many homes keep oa hand
Ayer's Cnerry Pectoral
Just a tingle dose, when the cold first comes oa, Is often
sufficient. Your own doctor will explain why this medicine is
so good for coughs of all kinds for bronchitis, and even for
consumption. tbisbbsi xfuctua. xcAmctx.iswsa.aasa,
wwaa Ska enta wvk. v aaaily. I sIwbts ass Ayars casrry rawatsi aa
hat asBBSBaT BBTaaaa aaV.
la as. sweat Ebibtbb. Bsaaklya. V. T.
Only those who know Sheriff John Power
well enough to be familiar with his vir
tues ot modesty, gailaatry a ad perpetual
abstemiourness can fully appreciate the
mentally photographed spectacle of thai
corpulent gentleman getting out of a
strange woman's bedchamber in a strange
house In tha dead of night without a light,
without awakening her or any one elae
and without leaving behind him 'any of
the garments he had removed before he
discovered hie blunder. The tale sounds
strange, hut It'a true, for the sheriff him
self told It after hia recent visit to Phila
delphia to attend the National Prison con
gress. Power lived la ths Quaker city when a
young man and It was then and there that
the Incident occurred. He changed to a
new rooming place oae day, and a man
always gets Into trouble when be change
place of residence ia Philadelphia. Back
In Uncle Billy Penn's tim they fell lnta
the habit of building rows ot houses
exactly alike, and they have been at it
ever a! nee, with th result that nowadays
n may walk blocks and blocks aad still
apparently be in front of th aaas Bat
that flanked him when he started. Power
moved Into auch a raw and cam horns
late the first night after he had moved.
He turned la at a door he supposed to be
th right on and found that th key
furnished him exactly fit the lock. Thus
reassured he crept up te "the first door
oa the right hand aide at the top of the
second flight,' and entered the room.
Having no snatches aad not knowing
where to feel for them, he undressed la
the dark aad groped hia way ever to th
bed. That's as far aa he ever got, tor
whea he reached dowa to amoota bis pil
low his fingers clutched a handful ef loag
silky hair that her knee- never adorned a
maa's head, aad he harked oft hastily,
breathlessly, aad. It ts a safe hot, bluss
Ingly. Aa he did so the window rurtaia
was blomn gently by . an evening breeze
and permitted a atray moonbeam t steal
in and disclose a certain whit garment
which he waa equally carta! a belonged to
a maa.
Th ashaaquent Btoaaeat was th most
distressing la John Power long existence.
He didn't dare speak and he didn't dare
strike a light, yet he didn't know his way
out and he couldn't And bis clothes that
is. be couldn't for what seemed to him
ages, during which h barked his shins on
every chair la the room and stubbed bis
great toe at least ons hundred million
times. When he did recover hia garments
he didn't dare slop aad attempt to dot
them, but had to carry them, ahoea and
ail, in his arms to the foot ot the lower
flight and there dress himself ia th mala
entraac at th imminent risk ot being
sighted from without by ths passing po
liceman or sighted from withia by a
household aroused by aa Ul-tlmed aneete.
It Isn't politics alone that has put gray
hairs la John Power's head.
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye! The hon
orable district court la and for Douglas
county ia now In session." Whereupon
every eminent attorney and every popular
court officer hastens to remove bis hat.
snuff hi cigar, compose bis feature, and
lapse into decorous silence. Elera Justl;
brooks familiarity ia bo man. aad a maa
tails to realize it.
Not so the ubiquitous. Invincible, un
daunted and supremely Iconoclast le mes
senger boy! That joyous cherub blows Into
a court room with no more hesitancy than
the night Janitor; walks oa his steel plated
heels like aa armored knight la a stage
fury; keeps his csp jauntily and n aa polo
get ical! 7 on his head and says "may It
please your honor, to lbs judge.
In the midst of a very Important hearing
the other day when even the bailiff de
sisted from moving about for fear of dis
turbing the court, littls Willie Hotfoot
strode ia with bis cap oa his head aad.
charging straight for the judge himself,
remarked so audibly that aobody missed
a syllable: "I got te Had him cause he a
stuck for the charges. Are yon him?"
Mis Nora Donaboe, proprietress of the
cigar stand ia the main corridor ot the
court bouse has bees made guardiaa ad
litem and custodiaa pro tern of all the In
fant offspring of all the women who come
to court. Thia is not at Ilia Doaahoe's
request r aolleltatioa but by common im
pulse because she Is a kind young womaa
who has not yet learned the gentle art of
telling people to go to grass when they
ask favors to which they are not entitled.
But the last straw was laid on the .
camel's back one day last week. A mother
who has been more than ordinarily bother
some and exacting came to the cigar stand
just as Miss Donahoe was making goodly I
sales to a district judge and a young attor
ney who would be district judge if he
could. She said: "Toung woman, I wish, i
you would get me some milk. I find baby' i
bottle is clean empty." I
The Irish In Mis Donahoe rebelled. She j
answered: "My dear madame. this Is a
cigar stand, where tobacco is sold. Tha
dairy agencies are all farther down etreet."
Speaking of Irish Is suggestive of Andy
Gallagher and what happened to him dur
ing his last summer's trip through Colo
rado. Andrew is a most useful member
of the staff of the clerk of the district
court and an almighty good-looking chap,
with black curly hair, dark mustache and
a litbe and graceful form. The press ageat
of a resort hotel spotted him for aa Italian
count who waa scheduled to arrive on the
train that bore Andrew "ato the town, and
hastened to provide tlut be be shown spe
cial courtesies. Andy rode to the hostelry
In a special carriage. Andy was given the
best room la the house. Andy was asked
it he would care for this and for that.
Andy was "rubbered" at good and plenty.
Andy was called "count" and then he
comprehended. Uarchltg straight to the
desk clerk, who had said that It waa en
tirely unnecessary that he register, be said:
"Say, whs am I supposed to be here, any
bow?" The clerk told him.
"Well, you're 'way wrong, my friend,"
Andrew unbluahlngly exclaimed. "My came
is Gallagher. Plain Andy Gallagher. I'm
from South Omaha. Neb., and I m so d d
Irish that I wear greea underclothes, carry
a shillelah t bed with me aad won't look
at a sunaet because It's yellow."
That evening plain Andy Gallagher 1 bag
gage was moved to a room oa the top floor,
aad whea he rode, he rode ia a carriage
with other people. Being Irish, he dida't
car.
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