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Tzschuck, secretary of The Be Publishing Company, being duly sworn, ays that tha actual number of full and ecmplete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during lha month of October, lWi, was aa fullws: I. ... ao,70o 17 8i,8ao S .ao.o.'io is a 1,400 1 31.1BO 19 1IO.40O 4 80,970 20 82,240 t zo.ano 21 82,sao 31.2O0 22 81,070 7 80,010 23 81.T40 81,070 24 82,100 t...... 81,000 25 31.140 10 Sl.ieo 26... 20,230 II 82,000 27 81,070 12 2(1,020 28 31,flDO IS 81.3BO 29 81.H30 M 81,230 30 32,800 IS 81,010 31.. 31,330 it .32,700 Total oo,ei5 Lena unsold and returned copies 0,872 Net total sales 000,743 Net average; sales 30,009 . GEORGE B. TZSCHUOK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me Oils 81st day of October, A. D. 101 i M. B. H UNGATE. (Seal.) Notary Public When the courts get through with the market house' question the mayor and council may get another turn at Jt. General Chaffee does not want Omaha to worry about the Moro question, and we feel sure his advice will be followed. Some Inquisitive people would like to know why Goyeruor Savage has not yet found time to take that lid off Joe Bartley's cigar box. ; Those government land grabbers who nave gotten themselves into trouble thould have heeded the elder Welter's advice to beware of the widows. The railroad corporations dolng busi ness In Omaha and Nebraska tan be HM urcd thut tho question of taxation trM never be settled until It is settled right. And why should not a big meat pack ing plant be built of fireproof construc tion In the first place, rather than take the hazard of repented fires and rebulUl Inge r The lesson of the St, Louis boodle cases Is that if a rich man does not want to spend his time In the. penitentiary he must not spend his money corruptly In politics. It Is to be hoped that the speakership contest will be speedily closed by agree tnent on "Undo Joo" Cannon in order to get relief from the newspaper puns, If far no other reason. According to the formal statement of Che Lehigh Valley Coal company before the arbitrators, the mine workbr's life In the employ of that company must be one continual round of pleasure. In addition to the good example which President Mitchell has set for the cor poration lawyers In many other respects, be has lately been teaching them some valuable lessons In good manners. It will take the public Jury Just long enough to read the proceedings before the anthracite arbitrators to reach a ver dict that la - President Mitchell "'Wayne MacVeagh has met more than bis. match. According to a local contemporary, Sioux City ho?s aro to be scalped and ealded In South Omaha hereafter, but what will become of the Sioux City squeal hus not, been Intimated. The constitution of the Uulted States does not require thut the speaker of the house be a member of .the house, but custom makes law. The next speaker and several speakers after him will be members of the house. It la to be hoped that fhe surrey of projected suburban electric railways will end In something more substantial than the construction of paper tramways. Promoters of electric railroads have heretofore dealt altogether in options In futures. j As usual winter's advent threatens to pvertake severnl "unfinished street pav lug contracts in Qtualut. It seems that no amount of experience will persuade trr proiierty owners to take time bv the forelock and force street Improvements In the spring instead of in the autumn. yA Kansas City suburb has declared war against cats and dogs because they are believed to be lu a large measure responsible for the epidemic of small pox that prevails there. A wholesalo slaughter of the canines and catlues by police saultary offl.frs and private cltl gens is now lu progress. Should the anti-dog aud cat crusade 'reach Omaha the patruluieu laid off recently by the police board might have to be reinstated. FRORLKMH FOR THK LtOISLATVRE. The coming legislature will be com pelled to grapple with many grave prole leins. First and foremost among these nre the questions of revenue law re vision, tax reform, state debt, deficiency appropriations, revision of the dejiosltory law n nd constitutional amendments. -At Its very opening the legislature Will be confronted with a fiuitnclal exhibit and an estimate of appropriations believed to be, necessary for the maintenance of state government Hnd slate Institutions. With a state debt that has passed the $2.000,lH mark In spite of the constitu tional limitation of flOo.OOO, the legisla ture will be expected to appropriate 54,000,000 to meet current expenses of state government and the maintenance of educational and correctional institu tions, or about $1,000,000 more than has ever been appropriated by any Nebraska legislature for the same period. Where Is this enormous amount of money to come from under the present lopsided system of taxation that enables the owners of one-fourth of the entire wealth of the state, namely, the rail roads, to evade their Just share of the taxes and shift them upon the owners of the other three-fourths of taxable property? If It la absolutely necessary to appropriate 12,000,000 a year to meet the expenses of state government, doea It not necessarily follow that the state debt Instead of increasing at the rate of $100,000 a year will be increased by $250,000 a year and mount up to $3,000, 000 within less than five years? If the state debt Is to be reduced In stead of Increased, how much of a tax will the state have to levy for 1903 and 1904? Manifestly, we must either cur- tall expenses of state government all along the line and resist all demands for the enlargement of existing state institu tions or the creation of new ones or pre pare to have the state thrown into the hands of a receiver at no distant day. The truth of the matter la that Ne braska has for years been wearing a strait-Jacket constitution that has pre vented expansion where evolution and growth made it imperative and at the same time prevented retrenchment where It could readily be effected without Im pairing the efficiency of public service. The enormous Increase in the state debt within the past ten years is not alto gether due to bank wrecking and em-, bezzlement. It can be readily traced to legislative extravagance and appropria tions largely In excess of the income of the state, and last, but not least, to wastefulness and unbusinesslike man agement in state institutions. There is great opportunity for cour ageous men of brains and business tact to render the state invaluable service and distinguish themselves during the coming session of the legislature, which will have ample time to deal with all the Intricate economic problems. BKTTIR WAGKS FUR RAILROADERS. Tie railroad corporations are at last beginning to realise that Joey .cannot safely stand out against Increased wages to their employes. Their profits have been enormous, notwithstanding thelr full extent has been obscured by the legerdemain of reorganizations and mergers, the, appropriation of extraor dinary sums for permanent improve ments, and dividends on many of the stocks have been raised to 6. 7 or even a higher per cent, still the companies are currying surplus account Increas ing In magnitude every year, and. in some cases, like the St. Paul and North western systems, amounting to millions of dollars. In spite of this fact, the roads have only grudgingly conceded Increased wages during these years of unparalleled prosperity. The average advance of wages has followed .at a long distance In rear of rise of net earnings and is in ridiculous disproportion to it It has been on the average not to exceed 10 per cent, or only a fraction of the en hanced cost of living. Beyond all question the situation Jus tifies a demand for a substantial general advance of the wages of most classes of the employes. Although they have proceeded cautiously and conservatively, It Is Incomparably better for the com panies to yield to the demand than to sustain the losses which demoralization of traffic by strikes would inevitably entail., Within a few weeks more than a score of the companies have made settlements with employes on this basis, and undoubtedly many more are to fol low. ' There is certainly no public disposition to deny to the railroad companies a fair and even a large share In the era of prosperity that is now at its height It would have been better, however, if they had shown a readier disposition to ap portion the results of prosperity, on the one hand by readjustment of charges and tax contributions, and on the other by more liberal wages to the labor em ployed In conducting transportation. Public sympathy, therefore, will be defi nitely on the side of the employes until the movement for affair settlement shall have been generally successful. IttPARTMtUT OF VOMMtRCt. It Is regarded as practically assured that congress will at the coming session puss the bill providing for a department of commerce. In which shall be embraced a number of bureaus now in other de partments',' chiefly lu that of the treas ury. "8o fur as appears there is no con siderable opposition to the proposed new department, it being generally admitted that it is necessary and would be of material advantage to the Industrial and commercial interests of the country, which for several years have been urg ing the creation of such a department. The arguments in behalf of a depart ment of commerce have been repeatedly and amply set forth. The sufficient Jus tification for creating the proposed de partment is found in our great com mercial development, the extension of which Is uteadlly going on. It is mani festly Important that the national gov- ernmeut shall give more attention to the commercial Interests of the country than It Is now enabled to do and for this purpose a new department, created for this ieclflc object, is essential. There Is no doubt that public sentiment, or at any rate the business portion of It, is with practical unanimity in favor 'of a department of commerce and there Is no good reason why Its creation should be longer deferred. A CALL tUR I'.aRLY ALT1UA. There Is a very general feeling that the time has come when the hands of the Interstate Commerce commission should no longer be tied. At the last session of congress representatives of various business bodies urged the passage of the Nelson-Corliss bill, tho general features of which have been explained In these columns, and it is more than probable that that measure would have been passed but for the sup port given the Elkins bill by the railway Interests. The latter measure has undergone re vision and amendment since the adjourn ment of congress and will be brought forward at the coming session with such changes as in the Judgment of the executive committee of the Interstate commerce law convention are essential to render the law to the greatest possible extent effective. It la to be observed that the committee occupies a neutral attitude In relation to the provision of the Elkins bill authorizing the pooling of traffic or earnings, but as this is the really vital point In that measure and the one that chiefly distinguishes it from the other bill, it would.seein to be quite impossible that the committee can re main neutral as to this provision. It must take a definite position for or against the pooling provision and if it assumes to represent the shipping in terest of the country -there can bo no reasonable doubt as to what its attitude will be. It is believed that the shippers of the country are by a very large ma jority opposed to railway pooling and therefore favor the ennctment of the Nelson-Corliss bill, which Is very similar to the Elkins bill except as to the pool ing provision. It Is promised that, a very earnest effort will be made at the coming ses sion of congress to secure legislation for increasing the authority and powers of the Interstate Commerce commission, but It cannot be confidently said that anything will be done. There Is the same irreconcilable Issue between the railroads and the shlppei-s and It la to be apprehended that there are euough men in congress controlled by the rail roads to defeat legislation in the Interest of the shippers. The tight, however, for amendment of the interstate commerce law so as to increase and strengthen the authority of the commission, in order that it may be enabled to correct exist ing abuses, will not be abandoned and It is not to be doubted that ultimately it Will be successful . ... , ... KAVAL KVuLUTloy AXD REVOLUTION. If in the elaborate tests about to be made by the Navy department the new submarine boats should demonstrate their efficiency, if a tithe of the possibili ties claimed for them should be realized, what would become of scores1 of mil lions expended on fleets of greut battle ships? The officers of the navy have been singularly Indifferent to the subject of submarine warfare, neither encouraging nor welcoming the efforts of specialists and Inventors to develop It, aud as a gen eral thing actually regarding them with contempt So, In the days of the old wooden ship of the line, they were skepti cal and unreceptive to the possibilities of armor. This did not prevent the sud den revolution of naval architecture by the little "cheesebox on a raft." Ericsson's Mdnltor, which single handed could have sent the wooden war ships of the world to Davy Jones' locker In a trice. If scientific opinion is to be given fair credit it Is altogether possible we may be on the eve of a revolution of naval methods through submarine navigation as sudden and complete as a half cen tury ago was wrought by the turreted ironclad. Yet our government is going ahead building battleship fleets the same as If they might not any time In a twinkling be rendered obsolete. It costs from $4,000,000 to $6,000,000 to build and equip a modern battleship and after being in commission their maintenance is enormously expensive. It would be sufficient to build three or four dozen of the small submarine craft It is highly probuble that if the govern ment had spent a considerable part of the cost of a single one of the un wieldy sea monsters on sincere and per sistent experimentation with submarine boat it would ere this have developed a system substantially changing naval warfare. It is likely that the congressional dis tricts of. Iowa will be reapportioned by the next legislature. The present dis tricts are very unequal in population. The Tenth and Eleventh districts, com prising the northwestern twenty-seven counties, or almost one-third of the terrl tory of the state, have a population equal to that of three districts in the southeabt. The districts have been little chauged In a quarter of a century and population has rapidly increased in the western, while it has increubtd slowly lu the eastern, purts. The report that President Roosevelt, after conferring with leading members of congress, bus decided to cull congress In extraordinary session soon after March 4 next for tie purpose of revising certaiu schedules of the tariff, will have to be confirmed by pretty strong evi dence before It will be generally cred ited. Newly elected members of the school board will soon be holding meetings to decide what plans they shall pursue when they are Installed In office the first of the year. The distribution of the stalls Is not half so important to the general public as the enforcement of measures of economy and the adoption of a policy making merit and efficiency the only passports to favor. Omaha's public schools can be Improved and It Is false pride that pretends no higher standard can be reached. It may be time that the effect of the federal anti-trust law has been that in dependent cororatlous which previously had made agreements In restraint of competition to merge and reorganize out right Into one gigantic corporation. That is a mere matter of form. The essence of the evil continues. If the change of form defeats the law, then the law wll have to be chauged to defeat the evil under the new form. The Nebrnska election returns seem at length to be very Impressive to the populist malingers. They are tardy In diagnosing the situation. The moment they got power in Nebraska through assaults upon the republican record they became Interested In the spoils of political war and forgetful of the record they themselves were to make. They are simply reaping what they have sown. The process of the federal courts as a means of enforcing the acta of con gress of 1806 and 1871 which provide for the use of the Union Pacific bridge on equal terms by railroads seeking to reach Omaha from the east is a rather slow remedy. A public grant ought to He. accompanied by a more prompt method of enforcing Its terms. For a state outside the black belt It will be hard to beat Missouri in the fine art of gerrymandering. The districts have been so ingeniously arranged that the 314,000 republicans who voted in the election will be represented by only one republican congressman, while the 350,000 democrats will have fourteen congressmen. Discredited "Expert." New York Tribune. The result of tho Mollneux trial ought to put a stop to tho practice of hiring hand writing "experts" at $50 a day and "ex penses" to swear away men's lives. Hot Times lu the Old Pen. Chicago Chronicle. The verdict of a St. Louis Jury yesterday In the case of Millionaire Butler Indicates that the state penitentiary will be about the swellest place of entertainment in Missouri thia winter. Tot Types of Genius. Saturday Evening Post. In a llfetlmo of arduous toll Zola mads $1,200,000 by his pen. , That was literary genius. In a few weeks of comfortable work J. Pierpont Morgan mads $10,000,000 by organizing the Steel trust. That was financial genius. - - Pall Together on Om Tan-. Minneapolis Joarnal. For once Mr.) Bryan and the renuhllran party are in accord! Both are determined that foxy Dave Hill, with his opportunism and his willingness to' adapt political nrin- clples to the end of obtaining office, shall never be president. Merry Monarch In Denser. Chicago ;Poat. It la now urged by the military authori ties that the sultan of Jolo be deposed. As thia Is simply a question of how much his highness will accept as a pension to remain- for the rest of bis days as a private Filipino it need not worry a government with a troublesome surplus. Sacred Hatlo In Might. Chicago Chronicle. A glance at the serried ranks of high- priced lawyers representing the coal trust before the strike commission as compared with the handful of consul for the miners Indicates that the coal barons are, in this matter at least, committed to the sacred. heaven-born and undying ration of 16 to 1. Liberal Treatment of Employes. St. Louis Republic. The Pennsylvania Railroad company will Incur no loss through its liberal policy to employes. At 10 per cent increase in sal aries, amounting in the aggregate to more than $4,000,000, should be an Incentive to render better service. The action of the company Is all the more praiseworthy be cause It was voluntary. It shows that one corporation, at least, has a soul. Cheap Labor In Hawaii. New Tork Tribune. According to Governor Dole's official re port, Hawaii is prosperous, and Its goose hangs aa high as at any time in Its history. But he thinks its situation would be Im proved by the repeal of the Chinese ex clusion laws, so that the sugar planters could get more and .cheap labor, and thus Increase their output But this Is not so easy a matter as the governor evidently Imagines. Congress is sot likely to make fish of its Sandwich poeaessions and flesh of all the rest, letting la Chinese there and fencing them out elsewhere, to enrich still further an already opulent handful of Is land sugar growers .who ought to ba well content with the measure of prosperity they already enjoy. 1 Freemen's Tribal to Roosters. Philadelphia Record. The most imposing public demonstration made at Havana since the Installation of the Palma government was marred tha other day by heavy rain, but Its blaring bands, emblazoned n banners, gayly capar isoned horsemen and serried ranks of vo clferous marchers none the less attested a high degree of popular enthusiasm. What was it all about? It was in the Intereat of legalizing cock fighting, and rescinding the military order, still In force, under the terms of which the 'Cubans' favorite sport is prohibited. Here, evidently, is work for ping pong missionaries and social reformers, as well as for the heavy band of military authority. The Bravo of Moses. New Tork Sun. Colonel Moses Clnclnnatus Wetmore, the chief of all tha trust buBters and the pride of St. Louis, will not light a duel. Ha has declined an Invitation to fight sent him by a Louisville man. Vulgar rumor pretends that the colonel will not go upon the field because the other man la a good shot. This is unjust to as brave a man as ever faced a trust before selling out to It. While on a hunting trip with Mr. Bryan in 1S Colonel Wetmore lassoed a Jack rabbit, hit a barn door and bad lo pay for damages to tha cow Inside. His skill is beyond ques tlon. but he has no time to meet private an tagonists. While there is a trust in exist enc Colonel Wetmore will devote his owa to starting an opposition and making tha enemy pay dear. . BITS OP WAPHHOTOI MFK. Mlaor renea and tneldents sketched on tho Spot. Nicholas Jean Fortunesco, a Roumanian and Alfred Georges, a Belgian, have securpd American patents on a motor which en gineers say will Inaugurate a revolution In the motor line. Motors generally do a revolution stunt when busy. So with the new one, but It surpasses Its preJecessors In two Important particulars It occupies far less space and can be operated by steam, water, compressed air or with gaa or Haul fled air. An eight-horse power machine built on the some scsle would weigh only 254 pounds and occupy comparatively no room at all and ran be used for the propul sion of vessels by direct transmission of power. There Is scarcely any machinery from a farm Implement to a steamship which cannot be run by this little motor. It has been tried In automobiles and runs smoothly and without the slightest vibra tion of the vehicle such as is experienced In most bt the machines. There Is no flywheel such as would Inter fere with the general application of its power and it can be used in propelling air ships. It has been used in the generation of electricity on a large scale, but acted equally well when for house lighting It was worked by water pressure from an or dinary spigot. During Its operation In the Navy depart ment it was Illustrated that the little cir cular affair, scarcely bigger than a wash basin, could, while In any position what ever, either vertical or otherwise, be used with the same advantage as when standing in Its proper position on the base con structed for It. The snap and rim of the trained nws- paper man Is apparent la the annual re port of First Assistant Pos naster General Wynne. His account of th operations of his bureau for tho past year is set forth in a readable and Interesting manner. It seems that the per capita cost to Vncle Sam of delivering letters in the 933 cities and towns that have dally service Is approxi mately 60 cents a year, vhich is regarded as Insignificant in view of the many bene fits which the 35,000,000 city patrons get out of the service. Spck!ng of the work of the letter carriers In dries. General Wynne says: 'With the ever gtowitg appreciation of the value ot time end the universal en deavor to accom.)l'sh a few days or even hours, results which a thort generation ago required weeks and months, the importance of the carrier service has grown enormously and it Is to be noted that the public espe cially the business world In evident recog nition of the ultlllty of the system, becomes more exacting each year in demanding more frequent deliveries and collections of the mails and the extension of the service to new territory. Notwithstanding the large annual increase In the cost of Improving and extending the system, the volume nf Increase in the dally mails is so great and constant that the percentage of cost of maintaining the service, aa relating to gross receipts, shows no Increase for the past several years. Indeed, for the fiscal year Just closed a decrease of nearly 1 per cent is recorded. On the 1st of July, 1902, the system had been extended to 933 cities and towns, including four In the Insular pos sessions, and the total number of uniformed carriers at that date was 17,785, as against 16,389 at the close of the previous fiscal year. Statesmen of the Jerry Simpson type who wish their constituents to believe that they are the same airaple-mlnded rustics in Washington they always were at home would do well-to suppress the report of Mr. Woods, the superintendent of 1 the capltol, who writes thus of the luxuries he provides for overworked members of congress in connection with their bath facilities: "This bathing room, as well as that In the senate wing. Is supplied with a resting room containing a large ten-plate static electrical machine driven by a motor. It seems that certain classes of minor ailments affecting the human body yield to this electrical treatment and the machine affords a harmless and bene ficial tonic even to the well. Both ma chines have been much patronized during the last season." It Is such a nice thing to have a place where the "human bodies" ot the con gressmen can get refreshment, while their astral bodies are mixing with the immor tals or hustling through the departments In search of patronage! The only thing still needed Is the installation of a com plete rest cure In the dome, a serum treat ment for sore throat In the anteroom of the supreme court chamber. Rut to re turn to the report: "The bathing rooms now present a pleasing and cleanly appear ance. With the exception of one room the fixtures are of porcelain of the highest grade. The walla throughout are wains coted with the finest Italian white marble nine feet and one Inch high. In the ex cepted room the walls are lined with the so-called English vein Italian marble. The tub is of the same handsome material." One of the publications of tha Depart ment of Agriculture gives a perspective view of the natural resources which tha country squanders annually and the strug gle to live such waste must entail on fu ture generations. "One of the first things which a pioneer does," says the report, "is to grow crops which require little capital, like wheat, oata, flax, corn and barley, but which exhaust the soil. Every bushel of grain which he sells means the transfer from his farm of so much of Its plant food, and our experts have figured to a nicet bow much of the mineral elements nf the soli go out In each bushel of the various grains. The pioneer usually lacks the means to follow such a system of agricul ture as will maintain the fertility of his farm. In fact, American wheat could not be aold today In the markets of the world If It were necessary to buy commercial fertilizers, and the home price would be vastly increased. We are now drawing all the time upon nature's accumulations ot the past. "There are three Important mineral fer tilizing elements. The first of these la potash. It la generally found in tha soil, but there la only one place In the world that has been discovered where you can dig it up. and that Is In Germany. An other of the important fertilizing elements, phosphoric acid, la found much more plenti fully. Large deposits have been discovered In Florida and more recently In Kentucky. These beds are tha grave periods of ma rine creatures of a previous) period. The third Important fertilizer may be called mineral, because It is found In the soil, although It comes from the atmosphere, and that Is the nitrogenous element. These three things are taken up out of the soil very rapidly by wheat and other exhaustive crops. Flax Is very severe on the soil, and so Is tobacco or any other broad-leafed crop. Habit Connta (or Something-. Buffalo Express. Habit counts for something In politics. Tha whole tier of states from Maine, New Tork and Maryland on the Atlantic coast to California, Oregon and Washington on the Pacific, have been going republican with such unanimity and enthusiasm In recent years that It will be difficult to turn any of them back to democracy again. Many of them, of course, would go back If the republicans offered adequate provocation for tho reaction, but the republicans will care full avoid this. You certainly do not know how generally dis agreeable you make your self, or you would stop coughing. No one can read or rest in the same house with you. Can't stop it? Then we must tell you about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral No medicine like it for ing sore lungs, quieting inflammation in the bronchial tubes, and preventing serious lung troubles. Ask your doctor if he could give better advice. iZtSSSZ " Last fall I contracted a severe cold en my Junes which continued spite of all I could do. I then tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral and was quickly relieved. I am now perfectly well.' Miss Emma Miller,. Fort Snelling, Minn. . MENTAL ItROEHV. Editorial Knife Applied to the Cntlcle of Western Doctors. New Tork Times. Tha Missouri Valley Homoeopathic as sociation, having been goaded Into the adoption of a resolution declaring kissing unsanitary, ought now to stand on one side until report of the popular opinion of the proceedings begins to come in, when it will no doubt reach the conclusion that It may Judiciously go out of business. The decision was not only absurd, but flies in the face of the most ancient approbation and of a practice famllar, kindly, senti mental and Impetuous which, so far as we know, has never intermitted since the his tory ot tho race began. Part the moss Incrustlng and curtaining the oldest litera tures and the kiss swims and sparkles beneath like a drop of dew. It Is in the Bible and the Iliad and the Indian Vedas; its symbol appears among the Egyptian heiroglyphs. There Is no period er known tribe of men and women to which it was alien. Its antiquity and sustained recog nition as a ritual almost sacramental in Its character should stand as one buttress of Its defense, and another ought to be found In its extreme and invariable popu larity. In its application both parties to it are always satisfied, or, it not, the fact Is rarely brought into the court of publlo opinion for review and cuts no figure In its copious and romantic records. It ought to be proof against the census of any med ical or micrological fanatlo no matter how many or how Imposing the alphabetical symbols attached to his name. But one has been found to lift up his voice against it as an unsanitary exercise and to urge Its immediate and general abolition. This was a certain far western and flagrantly homoeopathic practitioner named Dr. E. O. Linn, who has recently so far imposed his ideas on the association In session at Lin coln, Neb., that It has embodied them In a resolution and thus given them the sanc tion of the entire body. They therefore take on a higher but not much higher im portance than if they were merely the notions of a private and Individual fanatic and Invite a passing word of mention. What the learned physician, Sir Thomas Browne, called "the scandal of his pro fession" may have been in his time as In this the large number of its members devoted to the discovery of mares' nests. the Implacable diligence of their quests. or the absurd noise with which then, as now, they cackled over tho eggs found in those illusory receptacles. They have always been numerous since the art of healing became the possession of -a guild, were no doubt abundant In the time of the pious and eloquent physician of Nor wich, as they have been In all periods since ' Hippocrates poiaed the pioneer pestle of the profession, but it la not on record that any one ot them was such a lunatic as to propose the abolition of kissing and hold it up as a practice prejudicial to health and well-being. There is much now known to the doctor's art of which they were Ignorant, but they at least knew enough to let kissing alone aa a social and sentimental practice, and in so far were more enlightened than some of their successors. Any one of their num ber who had tried to win the sanction ot the profession to such a theory would very likely have been turned out of It aa one who saw things out of their proportion and relation, and was either mad as a hatter or a March hare, or else a fool out and out, whose resulting pulp when brayed In his own mortar would have been aa void of wisdom as penrmlcan. They had many delusions and fantasies of their guild to combat, and In thia were in like ease with those who came before and after, but aa yet the klssophobe had not risen among them and there was no surmise or dread of such an unheard-of apparition. Tha specter is of entirely modern origin, and as It does not so far tend to multiply Itself aboundingly there may be a rea I Looks and Comfort Good looks and comfort are combined In our overcoats. They are dressy and durable. They are luxuriously trimmed and hand somely finished. And they are not costly. 110.00 to 45.00. -NO CLOTHING FITS LIKE OURS." R S. WILCOX, Manager. HJ -v V. 1 J. stopping coughs, heal sonable hope that it will soon fade out altogether, leaving the kiss as before, se curely Intrenched In private and popular approval the world over, as It has been since the days ot Hllpa and Snallum, the echo of whose chirping osculations no doubt made glad the far-off time in which they conducted their Innocent and ante diluvian courtship. The howling homoeo path lo Incubus, if such a description may properly be applied to him who has Just lent additional dreariness to the gray wane of Nebraska's perishing October by . flour ishing forth a theory so absurd as that which connects kissing with peril from the ravage of colliding microbes, is Individu ally of little consequence, and to be spanked by his fellow doctors if at all, but as he has led an entire medical association by its much too extenuated ears into a posi tion so irrational and untenable It becomes a publlo duty to hold him up by the tail of his professional periwig for general observation and reprobation. UUHT AND BRIGHT. Cleveland Plain Dealer: "Our housemaid car. Ua cravats beautifully." "Did she ever tie yours?" "You're right she did. Once. Then my wife saw her." Washington Star: "Don't you dread the approach of winter?" ' No'ndeed," answered Mr. Erasttis Plnkly. " 'Tain' le approach dat bothers rr.e; it's de arrival." Chicago Post: "I wish you wouldn't let the baby play with that gold toothpick," remarked the anxious mother. "He might SWfllloW It "Oh, that's all right," replied the bach elor uncle carelessly. "I have a string tied to it." Philadelphia Press: Overheard In the Garden of Kden "You are a nastv, mean, horrled old thing, so there!" exrlnlmed Eve. "I ouppoee next you will thnuton to go home to mamma," taunted Adam. Then, realizing the bitterness of nature's handi cap, Eve burst into tears. Chicago Record-Herald: The leading lady had Just collapsed from overwork. "You ahall have a play next week In which you are to wear three beautiful cos tumes in each act." said the managor. Bravely she rose and cried out to the stage manager: "Ring up the curtain; I have recovered." Philadelphia Press: McQueery It was" Rory O'More, wasn't It, who said "There's luck In odd numbers?" Lushforth I give it up. but he wouldn't have said so if he had seen the reception 1 got the other morning when I came home at 3. Baltimore News: "I'm In misery. Big gins." "What's the trouble?" "Why, I started smoking to show my boys what a miserable habit it Is and how It hangs onto Its victim." "Yen" "And now I'm trying to show them what an easy thing It is to quit." THE FELLOW WHO FIGHTS AXO!VF. New York Sun. The fellow who fights the fight -atone, With never a word of cheer, ' With never a friend his help to lend. With never a comrade near 'Tls he has need of a stalwart hand And a heart not given to moan He struggles for life and more than Ufa. The fellow who fights alonel The fellow who fights the world alone With never a father's smile. With never a mother's kindly ton His sorrowful hours to guile. Who Joins tho fray at the dawn ot day And battles till light has flown. Must needs be strong, for the fight Is long. The fellow who fights alone! Ah. bitter enough the combat Is With every help at hand. "With friends at need to bid godspeed, With spirits that understand; But Mercer far is the fight to one Who struggles along unknown Oh. brave and grim is the heart of him. The fellow who fights alone! God bless the fellow who fights alone. And arm his soul with strength! Till safely out of the battle rout He conquering comes at length, Till far and near into every ear The fame of his fight Is blown, TIM friend and foe In the victor know The fellow who fights alonel