Foolhardy Work by German Torpedo Boat Officers GERMAN TORPEDO BOATS AFTER BREAKING THROUGH THE BATTLE LINE OP THE BIG SHIPS Photo Taken on German Cruiser During the Maneuvers. GERMAN TORPEDO HOTS IUSIIINO AT Fl'I.L SPEED IN LINE TO ATTACK BATTLE SHIPS Photo Taken on Gcrmun Cruiser During Maneuvers. y.ivr-g HENRY of Prussia, our one J I time guest, has been put this year I . I in command of the first torpedo boat flotilla of the Gorman navy, putting It through those dashing maneuvers which are peculiar to this branch of the German naval service. These Ger man torpedo boat maneuvers, while their practical utility has been questioned, and while they have become notorious for tho disasters which they have caused, are, nevertheless the admiration of the naval world for the dash and "elan" displayed by the commanding officers of the boats and the freedom from fear or, as their critics Fay, even proper caution, which they show In handling their little vessels. Some remarkable photographs which have Just been received In America illustrate this tendency very well. They were taken dur ing the maneuvers of Prince Henry's fleet and show the arrow-like vessels steaming In line at full speed with such slight in tervals between the boats that the most trifling accident to one of them would re sult in the almost inevitable destruction of the boats astern; for it is a matter ot frac tions of a second between safety and de struction when torpedo boats steam so closely together at such speed as these are making. Germany et 111 believes In torpedo boats of the very highest speed that can be pro duced, but England would seem to be mod erating its ideas in that respect. Hereto fore the British have set thirty knots as the standard speed for a torpedo boat, but the group of four new boats recently com pleted at Chlswlck have a speed of only twenty-five knots. By requiring leas speed it is thought that so much will not have to be sacrificed for lightness of construction and the boats therefore will be stronger and more seaworthy. With her torpedo boats Germany has displayed a disposition to take long chances which has resulted in her losing more ves sels of this class in proportion to her fleet than any other nation. The German naval officers went into torpedo-boat work with all the enthusiasm and restlessness that marks the automobllist with a new high speed machine. In fact, the German tor pedo boat commanders may not inaptly be called the "automoblllsts of the sea," be cause of the way in which they dash about with the long, lean vessels and because of the chances they take. The loss of the torpedo boat commanded by Duke Frederick William of Mecklen-burg-Schwerln, a disaster In which the duke himself went down with his boat and entire crew, was a catastrophe that called tho attention of tho whole world to the things which the Germans were attempting with their torpedo boats. The rank of the duke made his loss a matter of such mo ment as to rivet attention from all parts of the globe. Since then the torpedo boat officers of the German navy have been a little more careful, though they still take risks which officers of other navies would consider as unnecessary and unwarranted. Competent authorities, however, such, for instance, as the editors of the semi-official Statesman's Year Book, declare that while "with the German torpedo boats some ab solutely remarkable evolutions are per formed which excite admiration, yet their value has been questioned," but adds that "the Germans are probably in advance of all other nations in torpedo work." This is the testimony of the highest British naval authority. So It would seem that, even if Germany has lost more torpedo boats in proportion than any other nation, she has at least accomplished something to be proud of in the drilling and disciplining of her officers and crews. The Germans do not name their torpedo boats as most of the other nations of the world do, but give them numbers and let ters. So in the list of Prince Henry's flo tilla, instead of reading such suggestive names as "Viper," "Scorpion," etc., we find that the fleet of his royal highness consists of torpedo boats S. 106, S. 102, S. 103, 104, 105, 107, S. 96, 98, 99, 100 and 101 eleven boats in all of the newest type. The fact that the Germans give their tor pedo boats numbers and letters in place ot names somehow seems to make the dash with which they handle them all the more remarkable. It would seem to the or dinary person that It would be compara tively easy to show a little dash when In command of a torpedo boat named the "Adder," or the "Wasp." while to display the same ability on torpedo boat "two ami carry one," or "X, 10 and a half," would be next to an Impossibility. But the Ger mans d it. Tho lorp.do boats which comprise the fleet of Prince Henry are built on the proportion of 183 feet of length to 21 feet of bea.n. Some are larger and some are smaller, of course, but that is the gen eral relation of Learn to breadth in I lie newer torpedo boats of the German navy. In the older torpedo boats the relation of beam to breadth was in the ratio of MS feet of length to 18 feet of beam. Of a still older type was the torpedo boat, which foundered at tho mouth of the Elbe some years ago. Her loss was a most dramatic affair and caused much discussion at the time as to tho possibility of making a torpedo boat thoroughly seaworthy and etlll have it of proper dimensions for the uses for which she is intended. The German fleet had been maneuvering In the North sea, and with It was, of course, a small flotilla of torpedo boats. The weather became stormy, and the fleet, hav ing no especial reason for staying out longer, put into port. The torpedo boats, which should have been sent into port as soon as the weather became unfit for them to be out in, were not ordered to leave the fleet, and instead of preceding the war ships into harbor, they stayed out until the last in what would seem to have been a spirit of bravado, though the excuse given and it was a plausible one was that the officer desired to test thoroughly the sea going qualities of the boats In heavy weather. As the torpedo boats approached the mouth of the Elbe the sea became more and more disturbed. One of the two boats which tried to make the port got through. The other "turned turtle" Just as she bad nearly reached the harbor's mouth, and plunged beneath the waves. In 1895 the Germans lost the torpedo boat S. 41 off Jutland, and it was In September of 1897 that Duke Frederick William of Mecklenberg-Schwerin went down in his boat. S. 26. In 1898 S. 8,r. went down. In the cimii'ho of the naval maneuvers of last year the Germans lost torpedo boat No. 7ti, a vessel ot 1"i0 tons. Only one man went duvwi with it. Ll July (lie German torpedo boat S. 42 was run down and sunk at the mouth of tho Elbe by the British merchant steamer Firsby. It went down at night. The night was cloudy but clear and both vessels had thrir lights burning bright ly. The torpedo beat sunk about fivo minu tes after the collision, taking down with it the commanding officer and three of his crew. What came near being another fatal disaster for a German torpedo boat took place last April while the torpedo boat division of the training fleet was proceeding to the Eastern Baltic. Off the Island of Moen torpedo boat S. 32 came in collision with the schooner Odin. The schooner sank at once and the torpedo boat was badly damaged. It was, however, able to keep afloat until it got to a dockyard. The waters of the Baltic and the North sea are stormy waters most of the time. Their Intervals of good behavior are not of long duration and when the winds really make up their minds to howl and the seas to roll along their shores they do It with a will. Before the Kiel canal was built it used to be a favorite maneuver with the torpedo boats to go from Wlhelmshafen on the Baltic, around the northern point of Den mark and bo on down to Hamburg or Bre men. It was almost a foregone conclusion that before the voyage was completed nasty weather would be encountered which would try the seagoing abilities or the torpedo boats and the nerve of their officers and crews. If a boat was lost well, it simply proved that it was unseaworthy; that was all, and that its type must be Improved upon the next time one of that class was built. The completion of the canal connecting the Baltic and the North seas has removed the necessity of sending the torpedo boats on the perilous voyage around Jutland, and they probably will be sent over that route loss frequently than before, though In ma neuvering they are at any time liable to be ordered to make tho voyage. The experience gained by the officers and men of the German torpedo boat flotilla and the points which have beeu revealed to naval constructors by th plunge of torpedo boats from tho Baltic to the North Sea by way of the northern point of Den mark have done as much as anything else, if not more than any other one thing, to develop tho German torpedo boat service go that it stands today in tho position it does. It is seldom that a German officer will take chances on running his torpedo boat ashore, but he will take all sorts of chances in keeping her out to sea when the officers of other nations, with boats of similar build, would seek a harbor. When the German torpedo boats are ma neuvering with a Beet of warships ot larger growth, a favorite performance is for the entire flotilla to make a sudden dash and try to get Inside the line of the men-of-war. This is done In all navies when the torpedo boats go out to play at war with a fleet; but in other navies, as a rule, it is the sneaking up of single boats to try -and torpedo a battleship before she Is discovered which Is the favorite game. But a whole flotilla, making a dash for a lot of men-of-war in line of battle, has some thing desperate about it which seems to appeal to the Germans who command the little stinging midgets of the sea. In the last two years the British have plied up a list of torpedo boat disasters which makes the German record seem tame, but It must be remembered that England has a much larger torpedo boat flotilla than Germany with which to invite disaster. Last year and this year the British have lost three torpedo boats, the Cobra, Viper and No. 81, and have had no less than sixteen other torpedo boat accidents, some of them seri ous ones. In the same time France has lost one torpedo boat and had two serious torpedo boat accidents. Italy has had one accident to her torpedo boats, and that not a very serious one. She does not Indulge In torpedo boat maneuvering as much as England and Germany. Russia had one ac cident, not serious, In her torpedo fleet. Gleanings From the Story Tellers' Pack ill UMBERLESS are the stories which go to Bhow that an Englishman finds it almost impossible to see an American joke. George II. Daniels, general passenger agent of the New York Central, Is refponslble for a late specimen. It Is of an American who told an Englishman that he dreamed he was dead, but the heat woke him up. "Aw, baw Jove," said John Bull, "you must have tremendously hot weather in your country if It wakes a fellah out of his sleep." At a musical where Rev. Thomas P. Mo Loughlin, known as the "singing priest of Chinatown," was a guest, relates the New York Times, a young woman, with a robust soprano voice did most of the entertaining. She was very proud of her accomplish ments and her musical education. Sh sang songs in German, Italian, French and English. When she appeared to have ex haust! d her repertoire and the company present were wishing for a change in the program Father Mclaughlin paid her some compliments and added: "Why, Miss Jonee, I think you could sing ad infinitum." "I really don't know it," responded the obliging young woman, "but If the music is here, 1 11 try it." "I had business in a small town out west," said a Boston man. quoted by th. Baltimore Herald, "and I left the address a: home, so that some Important letters could be forwarded to me. I figured out about when they ought to arrive and went down to the postoffice to inquire for them. " 'No letters here for you,' said the post master, who was also a Justice of the peace. ' 'Couldn't have got here yesterday, as old Brown, who carries the mall, was drunk and didn't go over to Iosco after it.' "'And how about today?' " 'Well, he's Bober enough today, but his old woman has cut her foot.' "'But there will be a mail tomorrow?" I queried. " 'Skassly, sir. We don't have no mail on Thursdays.' " 'Then how about next day?' " 'Fridays is sort of off days with the Iosco postmaster and he generally goes fishing. If he don't he sends the boy over. I never count on it, however.' " 'You see.ii to have a slipshod way of running postal affairs out in this country,' I said as I turned away. " 'Waal, I dunno but we have,' he ad mitted as he looked at me over the top of his spectacles, 'but as long as nobody but Uncle Bill Simpson ever gets any mail, and that's only a circular about how to kill cockroaches, we kinder take things easy and let the United States run along without bustin' her biler.' " Booker T. Washington, talking what he calls "hard sense" to a gathering of his race, was trying to eyplaln the shades of difference between telf-hclp and the mere moral obliquity of self-interest. He told them that there Is little or nothing to be obtained without work, adding: "There was an old negro, professionally pious, who wanted a luxurious Christmas day dinner, and who night after night prayed to the Lord to send a turkey. The days passed, Christmas approached and the old fellow undertook to compromise by asking the Lord to send him to a turkey. He got one that very night." An elderly and dignified man appeared one morning recently in the office of a railway passenger agent in the city of Ilcston. The official he wanted to see was out. "Perhaps," suggested the visiter to the lordly office boy, "you can direct me- " "No," replied the magnate thus addressed, "I kin do nothln'. No one here gives passes 'eept the boss. You'll have to wait until he comes in." At this Juncture one of the clerks recog nized the callt r as Senator Hoar and offered his services. "I wkh to ascertain," said the senator, "to whom I owe the price of a meal for which I forgot to pay yesterday when I left the dining car at Worcester. Someone had to pay for what I ate and I want to reimburse him." "Oh. that's all right. Mr. Hoar." re turned the clerk, "I guess we need not bother about the matter." "No, it isn't all right and we will bother about it," replied tho senator. And he made the clerk search the office records with the result that the name of the waiter responsible for the collection of the check was duly ascertained. Then with as much evident satisfaction as though he had suc ceeded In getting an Important bill through congress the senator paid the clerk $1.50, to be credited to the waiter. "Is Mr. l)i pew In?" said a life Insurance agent, bunding his card to the office at tendant. "I'll see, sir," replied the minion, going into the Senator's sanctum, reports the New York Times. Mr. Depew glanced at the card and shook his head in the nt native. Although the up per part of his body was hidden from public view by his desk, the senator's legs were plainly visible as he sat with his side towaid the desk. "Mr. Depew Is out," said the attendant. "Well," said the insurance solicitor, pluming through the half-open door, "I wish you'd tell him when he comes in that I think my company would positively re fuse to accept him as a first class risk un less he will agree to always take his legs with him when he goes out." A rather good story is told at the expense of "Jack" Daly by Special Officer Garr of the Eleventh and Race streets police sta tion, relates the Philadelphia Telegraph. Daly, before becoming a member of the "force" was one of the best known light weights who ever stepped In the "yquari'd circle." and his trim athletic figure shows to advantage in his policeman's uniform. A few days ago, according to Garr, Daly, at tired in full uniform, was standing on Ninth street when an elderly lady stepped up and, after looking him carefully over, naively Inquired: "Are you a policeman?" When Jack recovered his breath he solemnly said: "Honest I am, lady. If you don't believe me, I'll show you my badge." .v- Among other well meaning northern men who bothered Lincoln in '64 with imprac ticable plans for euding the war was a kindly, bland and bald old fellow wh-se flow of conversation was simply madden ing to the good-natured, but busy presi dent. By hook or crook the old fellow managed to get by the sentinels, and Lin coln was too soft-hearted to give him per emptory orders to remain away. One after noon, when he had Interrupted Important business for nearly an hour, the president auddenly rose, hurried to a cupboard and drew forth a large bottle. "Did you ever use tbis remedy for bald ness?" the unwelcome caller was asked. "Never," he replied, examining the label. "Well," said Lincoln, with an air of ono conferring an especial favor, "you may have It. Here take the bottle, go home, rub it well Into the head and corns back say In three months snd let me know if it did you good." And he hustled the hairless old chap through the door and bowed him off.