Queer Things They Do in New Zealand f t "V, It '.. ? I o S .1-- n SCENE ON HAMARANA RIVER. NEAR NEW ZE LANP GOVERNMENT'S HEALTH RESORT. MAORI JEWEL CASKET. i ! ri( fit. 1'V Frank SiIIIhiiii.) K1 It ' I.. 4 t V I , I 0 U .... lrjtt r. 1 l . I ' i nn iiti.ii in imii-'i fM I tlllligH HH Intel est illK Hllll rc- I . I . .. I... I 1. I .. .. , U .. lllttintti li' tin nr i.iuiii limn linn ((1111111'' shnpki i'n r In dime on every l-gal holiday and either Wednesday or Saturday afternoon, ami fix the lowest wages that can be paid any one at $ 1 . 25 per week. For example, oysters grow on trees In New Zealand. Tree oysters thrive all along the coast, but the biggest bed Is Just outside of Auck land. Here the sea coast Is low and cov ered with thousands of squat trees, which vare submerged by every tide. At these tltneti the oysters fasten themselves to the branches, where they wax big and fat, and from which they are picked In proper season by the men who ply their trade when the tide Is out. The, two owners of thla bed are being made rich by It. Then everybody Is extremely polite, al most painfully polite, down New Zealand way. Alphonse and daston of the comic sup plement realms ure real characters here. A train steams Into the commodious depot at Wellington, the Island's capital. "Wel lington, please," the conductor gently an nounces to his passengers. Afler thanking the conductor for getting them safely in their destination, tbo travelers disembark. "This way to dinner, please," the depot attendant politely sing. The train makes ready to start. "Seats, please; but don't hurry," Is the trainmen's admonition. . And the conductor waits five minutes after the gates are closed for everybody to get com fortably seated before whistling to the driver to get hi engine In motion! Even law-breakers are treated with unc- - tuous consideration. The policeman carries V4her club nor firearm with which to hurt 1 siiTl -ne'a mental or physical feelings. C 'Whenever, be finds himself compelled to make an itrest the bluecoat almost begs the prisoner's pf4M ahd invariably takes him to Jail In cab! There Is no rougn handling; even the prisoner Is courteous. It'a all very strange to a Yankee who has been brought up on atern commands of .t'All aboard!" "Step lively, or you'll get V left!" and "Here, no monkey business; r you're a prisoner," as a rude hand of the law grabs you by the coat collar and un ceremoniously hustles you to the nearest patrol box. The time lost In being ceremonious is made up by the New Zealander by word trimming. No one aays, "I'll make a memo randum of it;" It'a always, "I'll memo." "One pound sterling" Is universally boiled down to "quid." and even Preml t Seddon calls a shilling a "bob." The lower classes In England use these terms frequently, but in Mew Zealand the highest as well as the lowest scorn anything else. This cutting of words Is carried to Buch an extreme that a stranger really needs the service of an In terpreter the first week or two he it on the island. The right aud only man for the traveler In trouble over the language or anyth nj else to seek out Is the postmaster. New Zealand'a postmasters come pretty near being "the whole thing." They are regis trar of births and deaths. They collect all taxes, municipal and governmental, and all custom and Internal revenues. Th?y Insure their fellow cltliens In the govern ment's life Insurance company and receive heir deposits In the Postofflce Savings bank if New Zealand, also a governmental Insti tution. This bank has 212.436 depositors und the money deposited by them aggre gates (32,000,000. Over one-fourth of the Island's population keeps Its money In this f institution. I v But It Is as a performer of wedding cere- ., i. .. tha New Zealand noatuiaster f UI lull - - - lost fondly regarded and most famous. Lrm ! neither fuss nor flurry In the mony that the poatmaster performs; neither does it cont a penny. A mouth be turi hand the love-elck swuln Alls out a dur li.ratlon of Intention In the presence of a postmaster. At the ex piration of thirty days he and his Mushing brido seek out the olllclal and In the presence of two wit nesses sign their names in a court reg ister and to their own marriage certificate. And that's all there l to it. Custom doesn't even demand thai the bride allow the postmaster to kiss her. The post master who holds the record for marriages is "a mald.n lady" in an interior town. Tho lads aud lasses of her district will have none ( f preachers. be cause 'tis tradition that every marriage at which fhe officiates l - - - - '"-""- - ;j n rri ; -v J MAORI WOMEN IN NATIVE COSTUMES. to steal from you. Hotel room doors are never locked; many have no locks. Hats, coats and valises arn left around indiscrim inately, and the own ers always find their property where thev put It. Neither does the waiter, nor the bi ll b' y, nor the chambermaid hold up the traveler. They do everything ask.jd of them, and do it cheer fully, without expect ing tips. Fact is, tip ping is a lost art there. As there are n.) indoor robbers, neither are there many highway rob bers, and the per cent age of murders la very email. A man with daugh ters need not feel ashamed In New Zea land. He's a political power, a big man in the district in which unnii n over 21 years of Is a hamiy one. always declares, and hauls out statistics h., r..ui.l. All New Zealand postmasters hold their Jobs to prove It, that less eplrituous and malt age can vote, so the man with many daugh- rii-nir iiiiig niougn r:r tradition and eoun- liquors are consumed there than in any ters often decides a closely ccntesieu eici:- tryside saws lo grow up around and about other section of the world. Perhaps the tion. Then, again, women are much sought Ihrni. Once a New Zealand postmaster, al- Postmaster' Bath Is to blame. Perhaps after matrimonially, for they are outnum- ways n postmaster, for only misconduct the government's edict against bringing bered by the men two to one. There Is no on his part can separate him from his snakes into this tnakelees land exerts an need for a woman becoming an old maid life' Job. influence. If the government arrests a in New Zealand except from choice. New Zealand's leading utility man is circus owner who tries to slip In the creep- Tbe WOmen are good dressers, and the easily the postmaster; his oldest competl- Ing things for commercial profit, wouldn't gtyieg are nearly as up-to-date as those tor la the railroad station agent. As the It also nab a private citizen bent on secur- f London and New York. But the men are government owns the railroads. It demands Ing wrigglers and coders for mere amuse- almost slouchy in their attire and certainly of Its agents that they attend to all the ment' sake? strikingly monotonous. Every fourth man wants of the people that the postmaster New Zealand's chief vice is horse race arrays himself In an Ul-fittlng navy blue cant conveniently look after. Hence," betting. A dyed-ln-the-wool New Zealander suit, and nearly every mother son of when a farmer decides to sell poultry, he WOuld rather bet on a horse race than them wears a soft cap. A portly man 13 carU a few hundred squawking barnyard make love to the prntlest girl In lght; rarely seen, and when one doe happen residents to town and turns them over and the women with peach-blow complex- along people stare at him and wonder from to the station agent. The agent kills 'cm. g are plentiful down that way. Like what museum he has escaped, and dresses 'em, packs 'em in refrigerator the men, they are enthusiasts over fa?t This butt end of the earth has many iars. and sees 'em started on their way horses and spend their holidays and all natural wonders, among which is a geyser to Auckland, Wellington, Australia, or th,.ir spare time at the race courses, bet- that started business only a few months Iondon. The government acts as the nn(1 ehnutlng themselves Into a state ago, but nevertheless, la reputed the larg- farraer's commission man, free gratis, all of hysteria. Everybody bets, for every- ebt U thd world. It name, Walmangu (the ine wHy inrougn. The government tries in every way to encourage the farmer. It will lend bl'.n money at a low rate of Interest, and sell him rich land for a few paltry dollars an acre. It even forbids the railroads to whistle at country road crossings, so that John Ikibbln's easy going mare won't get frightened aud try to run away. One of the most unique of the various governmental undertakings is the sanita rium and hospital at Rotorua, the island's body, from babts in arms to tottering black water), is appropriate, for its water grandparents, thinks its all right and sees g certainly the blackest that can be no barm In utilizing the "totalisator." Imagined. The geyser's streaming surface The "totalizator" is the technical name of Is about 200 by 3M feet. When it erupts the New Zealander's method of betting, the entire surface is lifted t.000 feet into I'nder this plan a sum of money, not less the air, and hot, black, seething mud and than $:. can be put up by one Individual rocks are thrown about and great cloud3 A whole family often gets up a pool and of steam envelop everything. The periods enters the bet in tha name of a member, of eruption usually last five hours and are A ticket is Issued on payment of the money very frequent. to any one of the several cashiers, whi The great geyser is near the heart of ritms ud the ticket on the hore selected Maori land. Soon it will be the land of chief health resort. It is for the benefit ly tho Investor. The register automatically the Maoris no longer, for th-y are rapidly of all Indigents throughout New Zealand. aJJs ,h0 total amount bet on that particular dying off. They are now a peaceable peo- lf a man has broken down under the strain horse, and at the same time records the pie and are proud of the fact that one of of too much work, or ha contracted a bad total amount put up on all the horses for their number. James Carroll, is a member case of gout or rheumatism, and has not the race. This operation Is in plain view of New Zealand's cabinet. The island's the wherewithal to undergo treatment, the cf the public, all changes being displayed premier, the Hon. Richard J hn Seddon. government gives him three months of free ou a iarge machine-faced tabulated board, has called this full-blooded Maori "the most treatment In the sanitarium, with free ae- When the horses are declared to be "off" gifted and eloquent orator in New Zealand." cess to all the mineral baths. If, at the the machine automatically ctops registering. Mr. Carroll' tribesmen have' generally end of three month, the patient Is still When the winner is announced by the Judge, adopted European dress, but the costumes In bad shape, he Is given another three the bettors on the winning horse present of their forefathers still obtain. mouths'4 treatment. The sanitarium has their tickets to the paying-out windows Just a few more words about this land's the Island' foremost physician at its and receive their proportion of the dividend, oddities. If you're at work on a building bead, a corps of graduated nurses and pro rata, less 10 per cent, of which amount and fall off from any cause whatsoever and the racing club receives 8 per cent for ex- are picked up a corpse, your wilow can penses and stake money, and I per cent surely collect $500 from the building's goes to the Government Charitable Aid owner, and often three times this amount. Fund. Her claim becomes a lien against real es- When there are no horse races scheduled tate Dd ,ltle eveD ahead of bond and mort- or In prospect, the DeoDle eek recreation fages. munity has Its character who has been at outdoor bowling clubs and In yachting If you're an American, publish the fact: made a teetotaler by this spring. Fact is, parties around the coast. you will be royally recelv.d and entertained, there are not many "drunks" seen in the Another queer thing about New Zealanl- while a Londoner Is left cooling his h eis islands, and the patriotic New Zealandor rrs is their universal honesty. Nobody trie in an ante-room. FRANK STILLSON. splendid clinical and surgical facilities. The most famed of the baths of Rotorua is the Postmaster's Bath. Its reputation U that of reforming for all time the most confirmed toper who bathe In It all but scalding waters. Every New Zealand com Working Women's Home Hosion's home for working women, known as the Franklin Square house, opened last July, wa3 formally dedicated last Wednes day. There are now 2tit boarder in the in stitution and it is expected the limit, 400, will be reached before the end of October. The minimum rate at which a woman can live in the new house is $3.fi0 a week, which includes board, room, heat, washing, lis?ht. use of library, of gymnasium, of reading room, of dance hall, medical at tendance and admittance to a course of en tertainments which will be given in the ball of the building. There has been established a uniform rate for board of $3 a week, and it is possible for a woman to have a room for the very small sum of 50 cents a week, but as much an $S or $0 a week can be paid for a suite, which includes a bedroom, small fitting room and private bath. There are fifteen of these suites, and in many instances friends take one together, so that the cost to each does not go above the average rate, which is from 4.fi0 to $4.75 a week. It is interesting to note that the women who have availed themselves of this Insti tution are exactly those for whom It was intended, many being workers of a profes sional or semi-professional grade command ing fair salaries, and others being of a more modest class. Among Ihs occupations represented are sten ographers, bookkeepers, dressmakers, milliners, teachers, students, shop girls and a few factory girls. The Franklin Square house is the new name of the building occupied by the New England Conservatory of Music for nearly a quarter of a century. The central office, administration hall and the postofflce remain as they were in the days of the conservatory. What was the music store has been fitted up as a waiting room, and prettily decorated with potted palms. The music hall, with its $8,000 organ and accommodations for 5(10 persons, has been renamed Haynes hall, in honor of one of the largest contributors to the house. It Is the plan of the management to have an or gan recital, a concert, lecture or other form of entertainment at least once a week during the greater part of the year, to which the members of the household will be entitled to two ticket for each event. The dining room will seat 300. The small theater used by the elocution student of tho conservatory will be kept for private theatricals and used for small dancing par ties. For larger parties the gymnasium will be used. The surroundings of this new home for workers are particularly pleasant. Th4 I uilding Itself Is a fine, solid-appearing structure of red brick, with white stone trimmings, and almost takes tne side of Franklin square, one of the prettiest little parks within the limits of the city. Th Institution is a self-helping enter prise. The charge at present are as close to the actual running expanses as possible and It Is the Intention of the management to use. In some manner beneficial to the young women, any surplus which may be on band at the end of the fiscal year. The Gentle Home Brooklyn Life: Once on a time a Gentle Girl came upon a Wicked Snake swallowing a frog. "How cruel!" she cried indignantly, and got a club and killed the Wicked Snake and set the frog free. The next day it rained, but the day after that it was lovely for fishing. And the Gentle Girl sat all day in a boat and held a line with a frog bung on the hook at the end of It and the frog was very much alive and truggled beau tifully and attracted no end of bans. 1