Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, October 05, 1902, EDITORIAL SHEET, Page 18, Image 18
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The Stratton case illustrates the old saw that where there la a will there la a way to break It. If only permitted to do so, the public will be glad to call the Putnam Bradlee Btrong incident closed. it is easy to accouul fur the un friendly weather. The army maneuvers are now on In the vicinity of Fort Riley. All the nations of Europe applauded Secretary Hay's note on the persecu tion of the Roumanian Jews, but they seem to have exhausted their -enthu-alaani with applause. Indications are that Carrie Nation baa at last got up agalnat too tough a prop ortion even for her In the students at Yale. She could stand their levity, but their singing proves too much for her. The new president of tiie National League of Republican Clubs waa elected by acclamation. It would not have looked well to have had a roll-call. The league is petered out Why not call It off? Cuba seems almost resigned to do something for herself without waiting for I'ucle Sam to do something more for her. What Cuba accomplishes for herself will be the strongest argument for additional assistance from the United States. Even In the mountain states free sll ver is a dead Issue. The people have lost Interest In It. The Montana demo crats, In their late convention, dropped all reference to silver out of their plat form. And yet a few years ago Mon tana was almost as redhot as Colorado , Itself for the sliver delusion. The Bee knows that In pleading for the elevation of the morals of future Street fairs and the elimination of the debasing and ruffianly elements it runs the risk of being classed among the "knockers." But It does not hesitate to take this risk In a good cause, In which It knows It voices the sentiments of all the more reputable elements of the Community. Dreyfus will not attend the funeral bf bis great champion, Zola, but the exhibition of Intolerance which makes bis absence prudent will hurt the na tional character of France In the esti mation of the world Incomparably mora than It will hurt the persecuted officer. No act In the whole career of the dead author was more noble and honorable than his unselfish championship of the cause of Dreyfus. Ou the whole, the democrats seem to be getting the best of the populists In the nomination of fusion candidates for the legislature throughout the various Nebraska districts. The momentum given by the democrats when they cap tured the head of the state ticket has glveu thein encouragement to stand out for the nominations In the lesser con Tentlons and all that Is left for the popu lists is to take their medicine and try to took pleasant President Walsh of the National Irrt gatton cougress wanta to Impress upon the officers In charge of the govern meut irrlgatiou work the necessity of selecting proper locations for the expert meutal reservoirs. As the reseVvolrs are expected to be built on land now belonging to the government, so that co real estate deal can enter Into the site there is no good reason why the location should not be fixed exclusively with a view toward producing the beat results from aa engineering standpoint THE STRIKE WILL GO On. The hoi that Pneltelit Itonsevplfi effort fo lrlnjr alot a Ptttrniut of the anthracite strike would be suoovasful has twen dlnnjiKlnte(l. The nxratora hate sgain nhnwn that their rlilef pur pose la to tlpstroy th orjrniilr.at.lon of inlnera and that they are determined to ac'-ouipllali this repardleaa of the coat or of the connecjuein-ea to the public. While the miner desire to autnult their demnnda to Impartial arbitration the operators will listen to no aiiftjcestlon of this kind, asserting that the orgaulza- .i.,... , tlou of miner Is a lawless body with which the operators will not deal. What's to be done? la a question that has become urgently pressing. There la no satisfactory answer, for there ap parently la no way of 'compelling the operators to resume mining, a there ia none to force the miners to return to work. Neither party la amenable to law aa the situation now stands and If neither will glre heed to public opinion the struggle must be fought out. The arbitrary attitude of the rallroaA presi dents and coal operators. In the full light to which the conference exposed them, confirms the general popular Im pression that they hare been arbitrary and tyrannical from the first In dealing .(.!. .1. .. I Tl. - . .!... . . . w,lu lue '"" ""V teriy reckless as to consequences is now f HpniontratP1 Want of fuel Is rul,T aemonsiratea. v am or tuei is oniy a teas serious aepnration man want of bread and in cold weather a coal famine would be as destructive as a pestilence. If a bread famine were to 'be created in our great cities, re maiks an eastern paper, by the refusal 01' the millers to grind flour, no amount of respect -for the rights of property or of labor would stand In the way of making very short work of such a situa tion. As the. fact that; fuel is as ln dlppenaable as food becomes painfully manifest, those who are stopping its supply will have to reckon with a pub lic sentiment quite as little diaposed to argue the case as would be millions of famished people. "It la oue thing to reaaou about the right to labor or not to labor; the right to operate mines or not to operate them; and quite a dif ferent thing to stand helplessly by while sick people, old people and Infants are perishing for lack of the heat whose source of supply has been arbitrarily cut off. Public patience, pretty well exhausted already, will not stand a test like this.'! President Roosevelt has done his duty In the matter and there does not appear to be anything more that he can do un less tie should conclude that congress could formulate a remedy and that an extra session of congress In advance of the regular session, would bring forth the necessary legislative measures. The conference disclosed no new facts, but It forcibly demonstrated the obstinacy and arrogance of the operators and It Is not to be doubted that public senti ment against the anthracite coal com bine Is stronger than before the confer ence. On the other hand, the wise and conservative attitude of the miners has very greatly strengthened their claim to public sympathy. I .. A M1LLWX PBXMOlfKBS: Twenty-three years ago James A. Gar field said the pension list had reached Its limit. At that time, 1870, the num ber of pensioners was 242,755 aud the sum paid for pensions was a little more than $33,000,000. The pension report for the year ended June 30 last shows that there were then carried on the rolls 808,046 . names,' a gain of 1,711 over the previous year. There is doubt less at present a round million of pen sioners and the list Is growing. Since July 1, 1866, there has been paid for pensions on account of the war of the rebellion the vast sum of $2,728,878,000. These figures show that our govern ment haa been liberal beyond precedent In history. It Is the most magnificent example of national gratitude ever given and It . Is surprising that there should be among those who receive this bene faction of the government any dissat isfaction or any feeling that the country Is not dealing fairly with them. It will be Interesting Jo note that Ne braska has 17,630 pensioners, who re ceive annually $2,414,213; Iowa has 37, 008 pensioners, who annually receive $5,481,002; Kansas has 41,063, to whom Is paid annually $3,051,054; Missouri has 53,738 Venaloners, receiving annually $7,160,034. Thus In these four states the annual disbursement on pension ac count exceeds $20,000,000. Pennsylva nla has mors pensioners than any other state in the union, but Ohio gets the largest amount of pension money an nually, over $15,000,000 going to that state. The commissioner Of pensions Intimates In his report that death is removing many veterans from the rolls. yet the list of pensioners grows and as there are more than 338,000 claims pending no decrease In the rolls Is to be expected In the near future. THE A EE D& OF ALASKA. The governor of Alaska has pointed out that the needsyef that territory are a representative in congress, the ex tension of the land laws to that country and some change in the method of school government Similar views have been expressed by every governor of the territory, but congress has given scant heed to them. At first the ob jections to congressional action were based on the plea that such measures would Involve needless addition to our government expenditures. Now that Alaska la pouring millions Into the na tional purse and receiving a mere pit tance In return, that objection no longer holds. ' Mr. Frederick W. Seward, whose dla tlngulshed father negotiated the pur chase of Alaska, makes an earnest plea for . the recommendations of Governor Brady, lie says that under existing coudHlona no one can have any but a "squatter's right" to land and yet there are millions of acres of arable Uud and thousands of miles of densely wooded coasts left useless and unoccu pied. AH along the Pa el flu coast are men eager and aaxlous to go to Alask TITF, OMAHA- DAILY IU2E: SUNDAY, to seek their fortunes and make their homes. There seems to le no good reason why congress should not make better provision for that territory, which is a moat valuable possession and un doubtedly can be made more so. The laud laws should be extended there and education should be promoted. Fur ther neglect of these requirements will be indefensible. TIME FOR IHUIIKR IDKAUi. Now that the Ak-8ar-Ben carnival Is over It may not be Inappropriate to ex press the hope that the popular amuse ment features of the street fairs of the future will be placed on a higher plane than has prevailed In the past The coarse, vulgar and vicious exhibits of the Midway should by all means be eliminated and a class of amusements substituted that do not shock the mod esty of well behaved and respectable people of either sex. It Is a lamentable commentary upon the Indifference to public morals exhib ited by tbe Board of Education, that the children of the public schools should be given a holiday without strict supervi sion on the part of school officers and reasonable assurance that the boys and girls of this city would witness Innocent and harmless amusements rather than demoralising and brutalizing exhibitions that should be banished from all cities even for the grownup and matured pop ulation. If it is essential to supervise the lit erature which the children of school age are permitted to read It certainly Is fully as Important that they should be safe guarded from contaminating lnfluencea that tend to deprave their tastes and Im pair their moral stamina. POST CdXTCCNS FAVORED. It is stated that Secretary Root will recommend, In his annual report, that the law prohibiting the sale of intoxicat ing beverages In military reservations be repealed and that the canteen system be once more established. It Is said that Information received at the War de partment from general officers and from posts all over the United States and in the Philippines, with few exceptions bears out the predictions which were made that the abolition of the canteen would be followed by an increase of drunkenness among the enlisted men, by an increase in the number of trials by court martial and by an increase In the number of desertions. ' The report of Genral Funaton regard ing conditions in his department as the result of the abolition of the post can teen will undoubtedly be supplemented by others of a similar character. It shows a state of thlnirs which ought to moke an impression upon the minds of the most radical tempetance advocates and change the opinion of the few army officers who urged the repeal of the can teen law. The general sentiment amoug army officers when this matter was be fore congress was that it is better to allow the enlisted men to have the privi lege of drinking beer and light wines in moderation within the limits of the army posts than to allow them to resort to the low saloons' and dives outside the posts, where they would be uuder no restraint and where they would be sup plied with liquor as long as they bad money to buy. If -Secretary Root has decided to recommend the restoration of the post canteen, as reported, there Is no doubt that he will hive abundant ma terial with which to Fjustaln his position, TBI WEST FVlt BOMI.SEMKERS. The winning of the west so far as re claiming It from the possession of the red man, has long ago been accomplished, but the winning of the west In exploit ing its resources to their fullest ca paclty has been only commenced. What was labeled In the geographies a few decades ago as "the great American desert" has been, long ago blotted from the map and the borderland that was supposed to separate civilisation from the unbroken wilds has completely disap peared.. With the exception of a few remote sections, the work of the pioneer has made room for the homeseeker and settler not the fortune hunting adven turer looking for a chance to make a strike, but the substantial, thrifty and experienced farmer and his family who desire to locate where they have room to expand and where their children can In turn become home owners for them selves. The immeasurable possibilities of agri culture in .the west have as yet been realised by none of . us. Every little while we read some note of warning that population Is fast out running the food supply, but improve meuts in the methods of production new inventions in labor-saving machiu ery and organization of agricultural in d us try have repeatedly refuted this menace. What has been done la this direction la the past is simply the fore runner of what Is to be done in the future, and the man who devotes bis abilities and talents, Intelligently to farming, stock raising, dairying and other close-to-the-soll occupations is sure to become steadily of more and more Im portance lu the industrial world. That the opportunities for agricultural development are larger, mors variegated and more inviting lu the great west or. more specifically, In the states between the Mississippi river and the Rocky mountains, than in the east goes without saying. This territory la steadily in creasing - in population aud popula ton, too, . of the most . substan tlal character. Farm lauds are con stautly rising In value and the profits of agricultural pursuits ace becoming surer and more satisfactory. The hard ships that formerly enveloped the fron tier are no longer met there. Railroads traverse every quarter, nearby market are at hand, the benefits of good schools and churches, sdequate postal service, telephones, telegraphs and all the fa cllities that make for social intercourse are at hand, in fact almost everything that the mors populous communities of the east can afford. The homeseeker who visits these west- ern stales will surely find what he Is looking for. ryWAHltAHTt U liKSEATMEHT. Home ot the South aud Central Ameri can republics are manifesting a spirit of resentment Itecanse of the action of the United States tu protecting the opera tion of the Pauama railroad, in com pliance with its treaty obllgationa. It Is said that the presence of marines along the line of the road Is regarded as evidence of the Imperialistic purpose of tills country. South American news papers have pointed to this incident as ludicating an intention on the part of the United States to acquire territory lu that part of the hemisphere, although this Is not the first time that United States marines have guarded the Panama railroad. There is a report that the South and Central American republics, or a part of them, may unite lu forming a United States of South America, with a view to maintaining the existing territorial status. There could be no objection to a union of southern republics and undoubtedly It would prove beneficial to them, but no such thing is needed for protection against the United States, for there Is no thought in this country of taking territory from any southern republic. A proposition of territorial acquisition lu that quarter would be overwhelmingly rejected by the American people, who not only want no more territory, but are especially desirous of maintaining friendly relations with the southern republics. What our people want is to cultivate a larger trade with the people south of us uud this cun be done only by cultivating friendship, as our course has been toward those people for three quarters of a century. So far as the Panama incident is con cerned it gives not the slightest war rant for resentment. We have simply fulfilled the obligation assumed in a treaty made many years ago and we have done this in the Interest of all countries whose merchandise la trans ported across the Isthmus of Panama. It Is most essential to trade that that route shall be kept open and the United States having accepted Hhe duty or obligation to keep it open must do so. The course pursued infringed upou no right of Colombia, but in fact was dis tinctly lu the Interest of that govern ment since the revolutionists undoubt edly would have tukeu possession of the Panama railroad had not our govern ment Intervened. The spirit of resentment over this matter shows how ready some of the people of the southern republics are to suspect the United States of unfriendly designs. In spite of the multiplied as surances they have received of the good will of the American people and our earnest desire for the progress und the welfare of all the sister republics. The growth aud advancement of those coun tries must be to our advantage com mercially and in order that this may be realized we shall continue to show to ward the southern republics the same friendly-interest that has marked our relation with them during the greater part of a century. By the Bworn statement of the ex- chairman of the democratic state com mittee In Missouri, now holding the most lucrative office In the gift of Gov ernor Dockery, it appears that for a long period the chairman, in conjunc tion with state officials, has been re ceiving campaign contributions from big corporations and trusts Interested in leg islation and in dodging taxes. Yet the State Board of Equalization in Mis souri assesses railroads at an Immensely higher figure, relatively to other prop erty, than the State Board of Equaliza tion In Nebraska. In 1801 the average assessment of Missouri roads was $14, 605 per mile, against an average assess ment of $4,678 per mile for the Ne braska roads the same year. Over In Iowa the practice seems to be established, at least on the republican aide, for candidates for congress to issue a letter of acceptance In which each de clares himself on the principal Issues In which his constituents are Interested. Judge Blrdsall, for example, nominated to take the place declined by Speaker Henderson, defines himself at length In an opeu letter on the tariff and the trusts. This practice has not been In troduced in Nebraska, although It might be with perfect propriety. Voters who are asked to send a representative to congress have a right to know where each candidate who aspires to represent a constituency stands before called on to cast their ballot It is the height ojt folly for the hard coal corporations, absolutely refusing to make any concessions with a view to break the fuel famine, to raise the In solent question: "What are you going to do about it?" The American people may not Just now, be able to say pre cisely what they will do. But one thing Is dead sure: A way will be found, If the coal barons and their em ployes cannot between them find a way, The American people are bigger than either or both the parties to this inter ference with public comfort aud safety. The transportation and mining com panics had better be doing something. and not asking what the public Is going to do. Futility of the power to suggest with out the power to enforce the sugges tions Is again illustrated in the presl dent's conference between the coal op erators and the coal miners. 'If the law vested the president with the au thoiity to impose penalties upon those resiKinslble for the strike 'situation, the operators would not feel ao free to dis regard his advice. The financial theorists are again call ing for a bank currency whose volume will expand and contract automatically to conform to the country's needs. The trouble is that no su. h automatic-ex panulon currency has ever been devised. In the past whenever our circulation has beea artificially Inflated almost Lu OCTOHEU 5, 1002. su rmotintable difficulties have arisen In the way of contracting the volume, the ly means of getting even being by alting until the expansion of trade ssed the money supply. Automatic uks with dejssslt balances conforming the drafts of the deimsltors are about likely to be realized as automatic urrency. Sending the first message across the Pacific cable, now in course of con struction, will mark another epoch in the electrical transmission of Intel ligence and will no doubt le celebrated with due formality. Iu the present day, however, the Juncture of the far cast and America by direct electric wire Is by no means of as great Importance an was the Joining of the Atlantic and the Pacific by the Pacific telegraph forty years ago. The revolution worked by the discoveries of Henry and Morse and their practical application to the uses of the business world is even today not yet fully realized aud perhaps not fully completed. As each successive democratic con vention Ignores the Kansas City plat form aud smothers Bryan with silence. ex-Senator Allen gives thanks anew that the populists have 1101 abandoned their uatlonal organization, but are keeping it in reserve as a haven for silver dem ocrats who may be driven out from the democratic party when It la reorgan ized. The same statesmen whose souls were so troubled a few years ago over low prices are now showing profound con cern on the score of h.gh prices. But the great muss of farmers and wagc taiuers, merchants and manufacturers are not demanding a lay off, but are busily and contentedly at work. Dinadvautagri uf Pride. Saturday Evening Post. V:te costs. The bald-headed inau pays as much for a hair-cut as anybody else. If he called for a shine he might save. lousamptlon Frowned I pom. Indianapolis News. While there may be, as Commander Peary says, no pulmonary troubles in the Arctic regions, there are authentic reports of a great deal of stomach trouble due to under eating. Even if a man is free from con sumption he never feels at his best when he Is starving to death. (e for Thankiglrlnf. Kansas City Star. There is cause for heartfelt thanksgiving that this country has finally reached a stage where the sharks and gamblers of Wall street, with their Indecent scramble for spoils, can overreach and destroy them selves without hurting the people who are engaged in legitimate business pursuits. Democratic Thankfulness. Philadelphia Record (dem.) Ex-Senator Marlon Butler of North Caro lina, a high populist authority, declares that his party will go it alone in the next con test for president. If the populista will go and take with them their whole cargo of state socialism and cheap money humbugs the democrats will have reason to be thank ful. , "Native" Favorite Sons. Chicago Chronicle. Among the ten "native" statesmen of Mississippi who portraits are to adorn the walla of the state house at Jackson are Jefferson Davis and Sargent 8.- Prentiss. Davis was born in Kentucky and Prentiss in Maine. If the remaining eight are the same kind of "natives" Mississippi must be having a hard time raking up favorite sons. Mortifylas;, bat Unavoidable. Boston Transcript. Doubtless It will strike many as mortify ing that a new dinner set for the Whits House has to be procured ta a foreign country. It certainly does not apeak flat teringly of American art or ef American industrial conditions if, after all the the cost ot protecting that industry as good chlnawar cannot be turned out hers aa la Oreat Britain. TUB MAR WHO WALKS. Caearjr Sermon far Huetlere am Two Fee. Philadelphia Ldger. We are entering upon a most delightful period of tha year, when a walk afield takes on tha semblance of a duty. One of our accredited writers tells us with charming frankness that perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business ta only to be sus tained "by perpetual neglect of many ether things, and it is by no means certain that a man's business is the most Important thing he haa to do." A walking tour, ac cording to two brilliant essayists. William Hailitt and Robert Louis Stevenson, ia the Ideal way to cast off the burden ot dally care. Soma of the finest sentiment to be found In the books is tha emanation of tha saunterer's brain. We recur to Bayard Taylor's "Views Afoot" and to Charles Dudley Warner'a "Wanderings" and "Saun terlngs" with unending pleasure, "Ad irondack" Murray's journeyinga opened a mountain vista which will never lose Its Impresslveness. Nature la prone to hide her most allur ing nooks from all explorers save thcae who approach them afoot. A tourist willing to undertake infinite labor to gain a certain summit ot tha Adirondack to get the best view of the sunset was rightfully aet dowa by the knowing guides aa a man of superior quality. Hailltt'a conception of happiness was "the clear blue sky over my head, tha green turf beneath my feet a winding road before ma and a three hours' march to din ner. 8teveason makes much ot the rest after a day's walk: pipe reeking whltely In the darkness, your Doay iuu 01 aeiHious pains, your mina enthroned In the seventh circle of content. At least you have had a fine mo ment, and looked upon all the kingdoms of the earth: and. whether It waa wise or fool ish, tomorrow's travel will carry you. body and mina, into some airrerent partsn or the Infinite. In the era of the bicycle, tha electric car and the automobile there la some danger that real walking will become obsolete. Oc casionally we meet a sinewy representative of the old school striding along the high way, but mora frequently tha byway, striv ing to keep alive tha One eld traditions con cerning the Joy, the inspiration and the healthfulnesa of mere walking. Now and then Is discovered, even In town, a resolute disciple of the cane, a robust old fellow who on principle never rldea from his home to his office er his store, probably a mile away, though a car la going that way ta which he could ride for a trifle. Persona ot this aturdy and intrepid stamp are becoming ao rare that they are pity Ingly regarded by the common herd of riders aa eccentrics, curious survivals of the walking age. A brisk five-mil walk into the country haa become an adveature, A man or woman who can accomplish the feat and report for duty In gaod trim the sexi Aay is something ot a kwt, Ili.AT FROM RAM'S MORS. ' Practical piety must be peracnal. Tha greedy man always cheata himself. Profanity la often a speclet of Insanity. Good Intentions do not Improve with age. The flame of lust quenches the light ot life. Strength In prayer cannot be measured by length. Grapes of peace do not grow on thorns ot passion. It la a vain hope that tha chains of habit will rust off. The recording angel cannot b fooled by church reports. To be at our best tomorrow we must be at our best today. The day book of time determines the ledger of eternity. When a father Is too tender his sons usually balance things. . The world's premiums are never worth the cost of the coupons. A man must have a poor hope of another world who fights so hsrd for the posses sion of this tne. PF.HSOV4L AMI OTHERWISE. The Philippine question has retired so far from the front of the stage that eves Boston Is not worrying about it. In the case of the c, al strike the consumer gets what the "Innocent bystander" Con tracted In a Kentucky shooting soiree. The corset truit, having determined the relative merits of the straight and the curved front, will now proceed with the squeeie. "The eternal fitness of things" Is aptly shown In the selection of Watervllle as the place of meeting of the Massachusetts pro hibition convention. Any AmerioHU with $300,000 to blow In can secure the North role for a parlor orna ment. Lleuteuunt l'eary says as much and be ought to know. Collins, Mo., harbors a man bearing the name of Glad Smith, but, like the mule of his native state, much depends on the way you approach him. Before killing himself a Duluth man wrote, saying, "I have Just found out what an ass I am." Then he folded hla eara and went to sleep with his revelation Only about $7,000,000 worth of property waa destroyed by Are In the United States last August, August, It should be remem bered, wss not as hot as its reputation. It ia said that Washington policemen are so extremely virtuous that they will not enter a saloon to stop a row. Here ia ma terial for a revival of dime museums. ' The mayor of Seattle chased a bear out of town one day recently and both mayor and bear got lost In the adjacent timber. The report falls to mention the brand of bear oil hla honor keepa on tap. Dr. Robert Bell, who haa been making a study of the west coast of Baffin Land, reports that the Island la 300,000 square miles In area and the aecond largest island In the world, being surpassed only by Greenland. Membera of an Indiana "shlvaree" party are diligently picking blrdshot and rack salt out, their hides. There Is no exer cise equal to this in tiring gsv eld hoys and young boys to a realizing aense of the beau tics ot autumn and the wonderful color pic tures which the season presents. A wise old Solomon with tha beard of a patriarch holda down a Beat on tha bench of Pennsylvania and occasionally leta loose a Judicial ripper among thlnga domestic. The other day, with becoming gravity, he held that a husband waa not guilty of desertion when his wife rents a room to a boards and crowds him out of the house. HIn other words, a husband la entitled to half a show even' In Pennsylvania. DEBITS OP THE STATES. General Redaction ia Obligations In tha Last Twelve Years. New Tork Sun. Remarkably healthy and creditable is the showing made, by the states In their general reduction of tha debts incurred for public purpose. The forty-five atatea have, collectively, a bonded debt of $200,000,000, and although other debts, municipal and count. hv. been Increasing largely of late yeara, state aeots nave, in most cases, fallen off. Tha state which haa the larreat debt contracted through obllgationa entailed by tne civil war la Virginia, which owea $24. 883,000 la bonded debt. Twelve years ago tU debt waa $31,000,000 and It haa reduced the amount by $7,000,000. ' The flnaaclal debt of Massachusetts la so high that It has. since 1890. been nlded t sundry towna for local liabilities, the pay ment or tne bona issued for which la pro vided for by direct taxation. Tha actmi state debt, which waa $28,000,000 la ISM, is now $12,400,000, a reduction of $15,800,000. Toe aebt of Tennessee, which, next to Virginia, Buffered most from tha civil war, la now $18,200, 000. Twelve yean ago It was' $16,(00,000. $404,000 more. During this period tha population of the atata haa increased a quarter of a million. Louisiana haa a atata debt of $10,800,000. Twelve years ago It waa $11,800,000, a re duction of $1,000,000. New Tork'a present debt, insignificant when compared with its manifold assets, la $10,000,000, an Increase of $3,600,000 com pared with what it waa twelve yeara ago. This Increase la due. almost exclusively, to the canal debt, now $8,600,000, authorized In 1896. and of what remains of tha in.... $676,000 1b for tha acquisition of Adirondack para und. . The debt of Alabama la ts Boa mm t Pennsylvania $7,800,000. a $4,000,000 In twelve yeara; of South Caro lina $6,800,000. of Georgia $7,600,000 a ductlon since 1890 of $2,400,000. and Mia. atsstppl $2,800,000. , Texas has reduced Ita atata debt In the same period from $4,200,000 ta ith oon Arkansas from $2,000,000 to. $1,200,000, North Carolina from 17.700.000 ta t ?na nns and Maryland from $10,000,000 to $2,800,000, partly ny disposing of Ita railroad inreat. menta. Tha debt ef Kentucky, never lrr .. been Increased 60 pee cent In twelve years. It la now $1,100,000. Nebraska has no state debt; neither haa West Virginia nor New Jersey, which awed $1,260,000 twelve years ago. Illinois. lews and Oregon have no atata debta, which having matared are payable, but they have small outstanding obliga tions which hava either not beea presented for payment or have not matured. These obligations amount to $18,000 In the case of Illinois. $10,000 In that of Iowa, and $1,000 In that of Oregon. Wisconsin owea $2,'200,000, Michigan $400,000, an Inconsiderable sum for ao large a state. Indiana $3,800,000 agalnat $8,600,000 In 1S0, Vermont $335,000, California $2.300.. 000, Connecticut $1,700,000. Kansas $580,000, Missouri $5,600,000 against $8,600,000 twelve yeara ago, Mentana $900,000, Ohio $450,000, Rhode Island $3,250,000 and Main $2.600,. 000. Tha credit of all American atatea ta unexcelled, the rates at which they can borrow money are low. The need of public Improvements, kulldlngs and waterways Is often urgent, and of the aolveney of American statra to pay for these there la no queation; but the policy of th states la ta dlmlnlsfi. not to Inereaaa the dihla and collectively tha atatea have dona ao aad ara doing aa. KKt't t,AR SHOTS AT THE MTriT. Philadelphia Led" Dr. report, the total church 'b'"h'l the fnlted State. In 1901 to be Ha dldn t get these flgurea from counting the attendance on Sunrtar. Chicago Post: Rev. Dr. Psrkhur.t has been talking again and If yeu read car,, fully what he ha. to ear ahof f u you will And that he has put hlm In a position to cry. "1 told you so," no mat ter what happens. Kansaa City Journal: The St. Louis preacher who was chosen chairman of the St. Louis city republican committee Bays that he expects to harmonise the pulpit and polltlra. Will he lower the pulpit or raise politics, or both 7 St. Louis Globe Democrat : The ers throughout the country IJ they cannot draw the usual crowds with the usual church service. It la the same with the political orator and the latter Is rising to the occasion with the glee club and circus. Kansaa City Star: ' The colored mlols tere who were criticised In the conference of the African Methodist Episcopal church st Sedalla for ateallng their aermona have made a double exhibition of the Imitative Instincts of their race. They have not enly practiced plagiarism, but In doing bo they have followed the example of many pale-faced pulplteera. Chicago Chronicle: It waa a surprising bit of news when Dr. Thoroaa Neier general cretary ot the Methodist Tract society, declared the Methodist church to be an unsocial organization. If the Meth odlsts are unsocial, where ahall the Presbyterlane and Baptists be classed T And what about the Congregatlonallsta, who emphasize Indlvlduallam to an ex treme And what of other denomlnatlona even colder than tncser j has always been noted for hla warmth of heart, his enthusiasm, nromeny io outpouring of spirit. He never claimed to have the Intellect of the Unitarian or the anceatry of the Puritan, or the aristocracy f .h. HniscoDallan. Hla waa the down- right democratic, genuine klndllneee that glowed with fervor for a lenow mu. ... his brother were a sinner, so bjulu m more did he give him sympathy and love; it .r mint, so much the more could he receive Joy and cheer from holy com munion with him. Haa an tnm away? DOMESTIC PI.BASAJITR1ES. . . . hi 1 . w a 1, vmild 1A tO smart nei. nuw "" live alone with you In yonder light house, he whispered, tenderly. ..v.. .h murmured, abstractedly, "and do light housekeeping." w. ... , 1 Tn m ..AWlAtArV it f 1 (1,11- bury. Vt., Is a stone, erected by a wldyw in her lovina- husband, bearing this In scription: , .,.. KeBt in peace uum mco, .... . - n.iw..MA. vmmv Wl f tat con clusion of their first quarrel) I think you re norrui! i m kouik imm . Young Husband Don't do that, dearest. Bring her here. Philadelphia Press: "I believe." said MIh Oldun. sharply '.'that there should be a law against bachelors." "Nonsense. exciaimea rrppetj , ", . riv hmu of im women are the bach elors, for the widowers ore too particular." Now Toik Times: Mrs. B-r.hsrA-Mo'h" Is .. . Benham No, she lsn t. . Mrs. Uenham What do you mean? Benham Whatever is la right. tt . . . t I T I , ' T"V. a , IrAI, tl c Blmler, who married the Mixer girl, aaya he's going right to housekeeping." jnaeea. is ne wru iwnii "I guess he is. One of hla friends told me that he had enough coal to last him through the winter." itiuiAkiwn T.tfA ' T vint vmi in under stand.; sir, that my pride forbids me to accept anything from you after I marry your daughter." ' ' "How are you going to live?" "Well, I thought you might make some kind of a settlement beforehand." Chicago Tribune: "Maria," ' asked, the husband and father, "how did you cure Bertha of - her Infatuation for young Kadger?" "By suggestion," replied the wife and mother. . " . "Suggestion?" "Yes; I suggested that she look htm up In Bradstreet'a." Washington Star: "I don't suppose he meant anything unkind," said the young woman, "but it was a very startling coin . cldenoe." "What do you mean?" "Just before Harold and I got married bis friends persuaded htm to Join a 'don't worry club. RlfD OP TUB UVEST. - I . Prank L. Pollack In the Atlantic Unarm him here. Now wish him rest. Ills waa the fate of those who fil, Who never end the knightly quest, Nor ever And the Holy Grail. He was the fiercest lance In all That virgin honor called to dare; The courtliest of the knights in hall. The boldest. of the barrlere. Joyful he took the aacred Task That led him far by flood and field; His lady's favor at hia casque, Ood's cross upon the argent shield. See where the Palnlm point has cleft. The crimson cross that could not sav See where the sclmiter has reft The favor that hia lady gavel For this poor fate he rode ao far - With faith untouched by toll or time, A perfect kntght In press of war. Stainless before the Mystic Shrine. One find the Rose and one the rod: The weak achieve, the mighty fall, None knows the dark design but Ood, Who made the Knight and made the Oral). The single eye. the steadfast heart. The strong endurance of the day. The patience under wound and smart Shall all these utterly decay? The long adventure resteth here; His was the lot of those who fall. Who rode unfouled bv sin or fear. Yet never find the Holy Oratl. J. 'J- . X'l 1,1 ' III! Mil 1.1 . i ?. Hijv.il ARTHUR HOCHMAN. SAM J. FOX USTHltTOR IX Physical Culture, 04 KARilAM ST. Macfaai st n - - n