TTTK OMAHA DAILY 11EK: MONDAY, SEPT KM 11 EH '29, 1002. ft AFFAIRS AT SOUTH OMAHA '.udependsnt Telephone Company Will Try AgYa for t Franchiie. QUESTION MAY BE PUT TO THE VOTERS If t oancMl Rfftax In ftraal the Kraa. ta the Peopletlaalo lity tiosslp. It Is stated by the Irval Independent telephone company that It will again ask the council to grant It a franchise to do business in South Onuhs. In the event that the request H either refused or ig nored by the council, the company will lubmlt the question to the voters of South Omaha this fall. It haa been rumored that the council will not entertain the request of the new company, on account of Its helms contrary to the blanket telephone ordinance pasted during the lat administration. Voder that irdlnanre any company could do business In the city upon meeting certain condi tion. Thr?r (ondltlcn the new company considers unfair and prejudicial to Its In tereet. Juet how the new company expects to jet this auction before the voters with out the consent, of the mayor and council is unknown, hut the general attorney of Ui company yesterday said that this 'would be done without trouble, and that he felt confident that at the next general election In this city the voters would have a chance to decide whether another tele phone company should exist In South Omaha. Of course, how such a proposition would tak-! with (he voters is not known and It 1a a mere matter of speculation whether It would be favorably received should It be aubmltted. However, the new company says that It Is perfectly willing to abide by the result If It can only get an oppor lunlt) to have the matter s-.it) ml tied In thla manner. Another ttobbery Reported. Ed Kanklu and Earl Shull are under ar rest and confined in the city Jail, charged with robbing Robert Tyler, an employe at the Union Stock yards, Saturday night. P.ankln and Shull have not as yet been Identified. Three acts of highway robbery eera to be cu the Increase, despite the efforts of the police to put a stop to them. The police arc making an extra endoavor to rid the city of all suspicious charac ters Pnnei-al of Mrs. fnrtla. The funeral of Mrs. D. 8. Curt Ik w as lield yesterday afternoon from the First Methodist church. The church was packed with friends of the dead pioneer and some ft the floral offerings were beautiful. Dr. Rubrll. L. Wheel, i, Uu uflicieled at the service, paid a pathetic tribute to the de ceased. After the services the remains were Interred In Laurel Hill cemetery. School Board Tonlaiht. The school board Is to meet tonight and the matter of heating the different schools of the city will bo discussed, although I: Is not known whether any action will be taken. It la stated that the teachers of the different schools are going to come In for their ahare of censure on account of the recent troubles. In which. It Is said, they were In no way to blame. Frank holts Tiles. Frank Shultz, the man who was found in the basement of the Plvonka block Sat urday morning In an unconscious and dying condition, tiled at the South Omaha bos . pltal yesterday morning. The remains nave been taken to Brewer's undertaking rooms and will remain there until some arrangmenta are made for burial. It la thought that a contribution will be taken up among the business men of the city to provide for the burial, but ir thl falls, he probably will be burled at the expense ot the county. O Hirers Are Pralaed. j Officers Charles Altatadt and Henry Ells felder are receiving a greatj deal of pralso for their work In the Bads counterfeiting arrest last Saturday. Officer Altstadt made the arrest on mere suspicion and Ells folder "pumped" out the story. The United States authorities have notified the officers, It la said, that the government will pay them $100 for the capture. Altstadt Is one ot the youngest officers on the force. Saloon Cases Today. The case against the different saloon keepers of South Omaha, charged with vio lation of the state liquor law. will como up for hearing this afternoon at 2 o'clock la the police court room. It Is said that the casea will be prosecuted by the as sistant city attorney. The rases will prob ably be finally disposed of today. Mafia City Gossip. There will be no council meeting tonight. Scott King returned from Lincoln yester Hay morning. Mrs. Jay Laverty haa returned from a trip In this western part of the state. I. M. Click will leave for t'allforn'a to day or tomorrow for a month's vacation. Kdward Cahow, Eighteenth and M streets. Is able to be about again, after a brief Illness. J. C. Haupt of Manning, la., la In the city and will remain during the Ak-Sar-Ben festivities. Charles Clark formerly of Tekimah. has acifpted a position with the Union Stock Yards National bank. Local coal dealers are having a serious time tilling nut the advance orders they took some months ago fur coal deliveries at thla time. Very Hear a To allow constipation Crime. to poison your body. Dr. King's New Life Pills cures It and builds up your health or do pay. 25c. For sale by Kuba Co. Frugality, thrift and ability mark the American, and in manufactur ing and commerce have placed the United States first among the nations of the world. No institution so typifies the growth of the country as The Mutual Life Insurance Com pany of New York, v It has paid policy-holders more than any other company in the world. Its assets exceed those of any ether company in existence. AMii,mt 000,000 A. aaual pais t A. aaual aais le Pelicykaean, ar 509,000,000 Writs far " Wh,n Stall I I mum I " The Mutual. Life Insuranci Com pan v of New York Rtcaaaa A. McCvssv, fritai. Kl KMItO BHOB.. Dee Molnos. la. . T. A faatle A. Kohn. Joseph Trick vY. J Trick. Idas, special ig tnts. iiBtaa, Kelt, TV. H Olln. Jr., MISS C. M. It SPOILS AN ELOPEMENT STORY Wife Hail Pimply Hired not as erse la the Family ot a Hanch- J. C. Psddock. an employe of the Willow Springs Distillery company. Mrs. Paddock, the Paddock baby, and C. W. Strampler, a farmer from Orleans, Neb., were occupied for an hcur last night In the police station explaining a situation. The other three had been brought In from the Union sta tion, where they had been waiting for a train, on complaint cf Paddock. He said that when he came to his rooming place at llf'4 South Thirteenth from work In the evening he Inquired for bis wife and was told tbst she was down stairs dressing. On his asking later the people In the house told him thet she was gone: then a man named Kelly, who lives across the street, said that she had elcped with a rancher, taking the baby along. JSke other side of the story Is that Strampler. the rancher, who Is a widower of two months' standing, came to the city yesterday to find some one to care for his four little children. He was unable to get the person he had had In mind but was told that Mrs. Paddock wcu'd like euih a position. He thought that she, having a little child herself, would make a careful nurse and so engaged her. Mrs. Paddock ssyr that her husband has never been able to support her and that they have been separaUd several times. As a result of the conference the farmer end Mrs. Paddock will leave by the first train tomorrow, with the consent of Mr. Paddock The pair were married in Warren county, ' Kenturkv. and have been In Omaha about i one year. MILLERS WiLL NOT WALK OUT Minneapolis Floor Makers and Their F.anployes tie I Together on Com promise Nrhcdalr. MINNEAPOLIS. Sept. 28.-There will be no strike of the employes of the flour mllla ot Minneapolis, for, beginning October 13. the mills of Minneapolis will be operated on an eight-hour schedule, InRtead of un der the present system of two twelve-hour shifts. The men don't receive the same pay for eight hours us they did tor the lenger day, but they have expressed them selves satisfied with the schedule of wages offered by the millers and the best of feel ing prevails on both sides. Formerly, tinder the twelve-hour schedule, a man wa forced to work at least ten and ft half of the twelve hours, being al lowed a short time for bis meals. The men asked for a shorter day with no re duction in wages. Committees were ap pointed and these conferred with the mill managers and discussed the situation. The millers were told that the managers could not grant trie terms asked, but would sub mit a counter proposal. Thle was done and at a meeting of the Flour Mill em ployes' union yesterday It was adopted. The schedule U as follows: For millers drawing $3 a day. 35 ceuta an hour; tor machlue men drawing $2.50 a day, 29 cents an hour: for machine men drawing $2.25 a day, 26 rents an hour; for oilers drawing $2 a day, 23V cents an hour; for sweepers drawing $1.75 a day, 22 cents an hour. CRAP GAME TARTS A WAR Depaty Kheilft and Three Colored Men Kllle.t Sear Thnrmoad, West Virginia. THURMOND. TV. Vs., Sept. 28. A deputy sheriff and three colored men are desd at Olen Jean, three miles from here, as the result of a crap game today. "Black Diamond" of Mount Hope and Will Washington of Montgomery, both col ored, were rivals. Diamond, after a short argument. Jumped up and shot and Wash ington, killing him Instantly. Both men had criminal records. Deputy Sheriff Watts was near and, mounting his horse, started after Diamond, who tried to escape. When near Diamond he dismounted and followed him on foot. Watts fired, fatally wounding Diamond, who, while lying on the ground, shot the deputy sheriff as he approached, killing him instantly. A crowd of 100 or more bad followed Watts. When they saw Watts fall they became frenzied and vowed vengeance. As the crowd neared Dla mond, who was lying on the ground, he cried for mercy. The crowd Informed him that they proposed to fill him with lend, and did to. May let Be satrfl. All who have severe lung trouble need Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. It cures or no pay. 50c, $1.00. For sale by Kuhn A. Co. Hope Dream Causes Trouble. When Ella Monroe, a negress, has u dope dream she sees men under the bed. Tr.la has happened several times In various lodg ing houses. Last night K.ila engaged a room In the People a lodging house at Twelfth and Farnam streets and when the proprietor showed her In she detected some one lying concealed below the bed anil three men peering In at the transom. When the boat failed to see these, Klla grew alarmed and selling some of her clo'.hes. her mor phine bottle and tha water pllcber, she sprang through the open window. It Is about twenty-three feet down in the direc tion Klla took to the iron grating In the aldewslk, but she arose unharmed from the ruins of the pitcher and with wild cries tnoved down to the alley and started for Eleventh street. Here the policeman caugbt her and she was taken to the station. Raid Alleged tiuinhlina, Joint. The police descended upon the frequenters of the Waltera' club at Fourteenth and Jackson streets last night and the sixteen colored men who did not get away were taken to the station and confln-'d until bail money could be found. Alfred Joneii was charged with keeping a gHmbltng house and the others with gambling. The only one of the party who had much money was R. J. Allen, who had $12.10 In bis shoes. Severn! decks of cards and a pint of die were brought along aa evidence. to Sarreed Dr. Thomas. CHICAGO. 8ept. 2. The trustees of the People's church have extended a call to Kev. John Merttit Driver of Redwing. Minn., and the call ha been accepted. The People's church pulpit waa. until re cently, occupied by Dr. It. W. Thomas. LOCAL BREVITIES. On complaint of A. J. White of Valentine. Neb.. Anna Murray of 114 North Ninth street waa arrested Hoturday night and charged with larceny. While says that the woman abstracted Ills jtocketbook contain ing SJS from the inner poiket of his vest while he waa in her house. Me discovered the theft before leaving. Percy Pickles and Patrick Klllcorn. who reside at Auburn. Neb., are being preserved at the city Juii. awaiting the coming of their parents, who will continuing the ma turing process at home. The boys are 12 and 14 years of age. respectively, and ran away from their homes Saturday to attend the carnival. They were arrested Sunday tnomlng by Officer Woolrldge on informa tion from the folks at home. Patrick Hughes of Council Biuffa Is In the cltv lall. tharaed with bee-Ring on tha street. Patrick ha a way of wearing his hat under his coat when Aut on his ex peditions for charitably Inclined people and Vila words of greeting are to the effect that he Is loo poor to buy a hat and someone has stolen the one he had. Krldav night lie hud been to the Jail without Ills hat and had been given one by an officer. Sun day morning ha met Sergeant iH-mpeey, who waa in citlaen s clothes, and Imme diately began his song for a hat. The ser geant locked him up. PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS. Mr. and Mrs. J. R. 1ewar have returned from a few weeka visit with relatives In Lndn. tint., and are domiciled fur I ho winter at K3 Ceaa stretU PASSING OF A FAMOUS BOSS Critics f Long Ago Become Eulogists at Hit liar. THE MAN WHO MADE WASHINGTON Aleaander R. Shepherd's Work of He areoeratlnar the National Capital The Howl It Hataed and What It Cost. Thirty years ago Alexander R. Shepherd was Impaled on the picket of national crit icism as the "Boss Tweed of Washington." On the occasion of his death, in Mexico a few days ago, many of his critics re canted their earlier accusations and paid generous tribute to the man now accordod the honor of having made Washington what It Is. "To his rourage, his address, his Indomitable purpose and his brilliant faculty of organization." says the Washington Post, "we owe the city's redemption from a killing sloth. He set In motion the fine ferment of civic pride which haa made this the most hentitlful and gracious cap ital In all the world. No stain of selfish ness or sordid purpose ataches to his mem ory. He wss as much the martyr as he was the hero of the splendid reformation he inaugurated. He made others rich especially his opponente and detractors; himself he Impoverished and exiled. He built the most magnificent monument of modern times, and his private fortunes were devoted to Us cornerstone He Reformed Ihlnas. "Boss" Shepherd, as he was then called, was a reformer who reformed things. A native of Washington, he forged to the front, determined to squelch for all time the project agitated In the early ' '70s to remove the national capital to St. LoulR. ine city wa ragged, uiriy. ana wnony j unworthy of the scat of national govern- ment. Shepherd headed the reform J movement which had for Its object the cleansing and rebuilding X the city. First he was elected alderman In 1870 and next year he was made chairman of the Board of Public Works created by act of congress. The story of Shepherd's life during the next three or four years Is a history of the terltorial form of government and the Boord of Public Works. It was under hie direction that the grand scheme of Improve ments which made of a straggling town, with filthy, Ill-conditioned streets, a cap ital which now la unsurpassed for attrac tiveness, was undertaken. The total amount expended by the general government on the streets and avenues donated them from 1802 to 1871 was $l.321.2;8.31. During this period the amount expended by the city of Washington waa $13,921,767.15. To con- dense: The citizens of Washington had paid ftO per cent of the street improvements during these several years. The total value cf public and privet property wss $150. 000,000, of which the government owned 40 per cent. New Power at the Helm. It was for the new district government to change this state of things, and Mr. Shepherd and his associates set about the task with promptness and energy. In June, 1S71, estimates were submitted for certain Improvements amounting in the ag gregate to $6,578,397, and to meet this It was recommended that a loan of $1,000,000 be made, which with an assessment of one-third the cost of Improvements on the abutting property, would make $6,000,000 available at once for Improvement of streets and avenues. This plan was carried through In spite of opposition. During the three years and twenty-four days that the Board of Public Works v.as in active existence from June 1, 1871, "to June 24. 1874 It'made Improvements ag gregating as follows: Grading, 3.340,000 cubic yards: sidewalks, 207 miles; streeis paved In cities, 118 miles; roads made in counties, 39 miles; brick sewers, from '0 to 30 feet drain. 21.07T. lineal feet; brick sewers. 3 to 7 feet drain, 31,857 lineal feet; pipe street sewers, 12 to 15 Inches diameter, 317.196 lineal ft-et; pipe sewer, house con nection, 300,000 lineal feet; Iron water mains. 30 miles. 160,000 lineal feet; iron gas mains and street lamps, 350,000 lineal feet; iron water main houre connections, 9.392 miles, equivalent to 313.600 lineal feet; planting and setting out shade trees, 10.000. In addition to these improvements many new and commodious market houses and school buildings were erected. A Landmark Demolished. A notable instance of what one deter mined man can do when he makes up his mind was seen in the case of the old Liberty market, which stood at the corner of Seventh and K atreets. The building was old and decadent and unsightly and a disgrace to the city. Shepherd, besides, picked out its site for a public park. He tried every method in his power to have the old building demolished according to law and order, but he was blocked at every turn. The law said to him: "Thou shalt not cut down the market house!" His ap peals were aa strains In a March wind. People generally wanted the old building removed, but their own laws would not let them touch it. One inornlug Washlngtonians rwoke and '.o! htn they looked for their familiar market it was gone! It bad vanished in the night and not a stone of It remained on a stone. Shepherd had gone there In the dark of the night, when the people slept, and with a crowd of congenial spirits he battered down the old rtructure which the Ih w had clung to so tenaciously. To do this Homan-like thing Shepherd got up a banque' far from the nrcne of the work. All those who were known to be opposed to lit f park scheme were Invited, and while they feasted and the other slept the gov ernor and his friends played havoc with the old market. A bill has been introduced into every congress since then to Indemnify the owners of the stalls in the market, but those of them that are yet alive have never received a penny for their trouble. Barklaai a Kallroad. Another monument to Mr. Shepherd's in dustry, genius and peculiar methods Is hillock on the south side of the Baltimore A Ohio railway tracks. His purpose was to drive the railway out of that part of ths city, io which, by law,, it was allowed to come into Washington. Of courte. he could not do this legally, so he tried to do It Illegally. He hired an army of men and they went to work digging and piling up the earth on the tracks. This bold plan of a bold spirit failed because the railroad people, learning what was going forward, kept a couple of engines storming up and down the trark. In a word, there wits nothing that he wanted done that he did not have done or try to have done by fair means or foul. Mr. Shepherd in a verity made Washington. This Nero of America saw a mudhole of a town and left it with 100 miles of the finest streets ia the world. shaded by 10. 000 beautiful trees. It cost $40,000,000 to do it. but It was done, and Americans ran thank this one man and him only If they feel that their seat of govern ment is all that it bhould be. As "boas" of Washington Mr. Shepherd became out of the most criticised and per haps, according to the readjusted Ideas of the present time, one of the best-abused public men in the country. But he not only hegsn but triumphantly rarrled through the lifting of the city of Washington nut of the mud and left it on solid ground, It can not be denied that many myths are preva lent at to his exact work for the district, on a bf which is Us notion that the city owes its beautiful asphalt pavements to his - T- - , . . . ..... - his administration has been since removed i because of Its worthlessnesa, but bis at- i tempt at pavement demonstrated the neces- I sity and the desirability of something of the kind, and hence the present asphalt pavements. The Shepherd pavement was a puddlng-like affair, which served a Pr- i pose in making something better seem necessary. He Bossed the .lob. That he acted the part of a dictator in all this cannot be denied. Ho used all the power with which he was Invested and strengthened It with his own energy and will force. Had he been the old czar, Nicholas, at the head of this enterprise, ht could not have carried the situation with greater directness, coolness and Indifference to public opinion. Of course to s"compllBh the Immense undertaking that was Involved In the original plan on which the city was laid out, necessitated the expenditure of a vast amount of money. The city of Wash ington had to stand half the expense, and the national government the other half. It was no doubt a crushing burden for the city to assume. When he came to the end of his administration In 1874, he had spent $40,000,000, and the city was $27,000,000 In debt. The suspicion ihst he made a fortune for himself was hardly Justified by subse quent history. Mr. Shepherd failed soon sftcr retiring from his position, and bad to begin life over again in a new country, where In time he acquired another fortune by successful mining operations, and he died one of the richest men In Mexico, where he had lived since 1879. Twenty years after leaving Washington he returned to receive the .homage of a community which had cordially detested him. SHOOT AT THE Two Vlen Looked In In Ssratosa for ReaUtlna; Officers Darlnar rllie Demonstration. SARATOGA, N. Y.. Sept. 28. Vlolpnt dem onstrations against the Hudson Valley Rail way company have caused shots to be ex changed, and there are two men locked up In the county Jail today charged with being Implicated In the attack on the company's property. The trouble developed Inst night when attempts were made to burn the bridges between this place and Ballaton Spa. Obstructions were also placed on the track, and the depredators, who seemed to number about a doxen, sought to ground the trolley wires at an Isolated point south of this village. A force of private detect ives was hurried to the point, and U was here that revolvers were drawn and shots exchanged. Two men alleged to have been engaged In the depredations were arrested. TEMPERANCE JJNION GATHERS Peoria's Proteatnnt Chnrches tJlven Over to Them tor May's ruaade for Members. FEORIA. 111., Sept. 28. The pulpits of tho Trotestant churches of Peoria today were filled by delegates to the state con vention of the Woman's Christian Temper ance union. It was a united effort to se cure signers and almost 500 ribbons were distributed. The only service held under tho direct aueplccs of the union was that at the Congregational church. In observ ance of the birthday of Miss Frances E. Wlllard. Mlsa Leonora M. Lake of 8t. Louis delivered the address. At the con clusion. Miss Brehra, the state president, distributed bits of sweet elyslum taken from the grave of Mies Wlllard In Rose Hill cemetery, Chicago. If ICa a. "Gsrtaa," Tba'.'s all you need to know about a stove or range. latera Make a Compromise. COLl'MBCS. Ind.. Sept. M.-One year ago James H. Bradlev of Indlnnapolls died a millionaire, leaving large land and prop erty Interests. He left a will giving his son Harrv of this city a small competence during life and leaving ins imhuij , nlless at his death, his part then to re- - w 1 ,ha uIuiat. . Th. will nro- I vlded. too, like the will of Stratton. the Colorado miner, that any legatee bringing suit to set aalde forfeited hla rights under f the will If It was not broken. but Harrv Bradley, the slighted child ami heir of this city, took chances and brouaht suit to break the will and get his shar?. The case has Just been compromised by the three sisters paying Harry $100,000, and the suit was dismissed. Indiana Kill Harvest Hands. GRAND FORKS. N. D.. Sept. 28-Nel Johnson, a harvester, was fatally shot In a tight between Indians and whites at Park r . 1 A turtv nf ten Indians camped near Park River with their squaws I and cnuaren. a numoer nm "ir, visited the camp today and It is said that considerable liquor was dlooed of. Tne Indiana are said to nave nren hi seveim citizens who were passing the camp. On news of the shooting reaching here a posse was formed and the Indians arrested and lodged tn Jail. Swift Taken Over Parkins; Plant. CHICAOO. Sept. 28. The Tribune says: What was to have been an Important move In the formation of the alleged beef trust took place yesterday when Swift and Com pany notified the Anglo-American Packing company that It would aHsume control of the Kansas City and Chicago plants on Monday. The assumption of control now of little moment was to have been a prac tical announcement of the consummation of the "trust." New Beef Hklanlnar Iteeord. ST. JOSEPH Mo., Sept. 28. The Amalga mated Meat and Cattle Butcher Workmen of North America held a picnic at Lake Contrary today. In the beef-dressing con test Lafe Porlier of Chicago broke the world's record and won the match. There were six entries and I'orfer areaseu nis steer in 3:55'm. The world's record waa 4:33H. held by A. Nelson of Kansas City. 4mmtfflf f) t. "ore BLOWOUT FOR THE NATIVES ' Pershing Takes Artillery llcig U Attack Moms' Torts, " "" " WATER SIDE TO BE ATTACKEI FROM RAFTS r'.najlnrers Are Taken with Kxpedltloa to llnlld Pontoon Bridges Saltan Thinks He la aerore and Hefnaea to Confer. MANILA. Sept. 28. A second expedition I against the Moro position at Maciu. Island of Mindanao, left Camp Vicars today. It Is In command of Captain Pershing of the' Fifteenth Infantry, and Is composed of a battalion of Infantry, a troop of cavalry. 1 three sections of artillery and a detachment of engineers. The engineers will construct a pontoon bridge and a corduroy trail across the swamp which flanks the land side of the Maclu forts. Thla work will occupy several days. Rafts probably will be used to attack the fort from the lake side. The actual date of attack on the forts Is indefi nite. The sultan of Butig haa been made a 1 prisoner by the American forces, and was subsequently released. Hs furnished th Americans with horses to transport their supplies. The first expedition which left Camp Vicars to operate against the Maclu Moros was composed of a battalion of infautry, two troops of cavalry and two guns. It started September 17. The position at Maciu was found to be strong and the at- I tack waa delayed in order to Improve the QJQJYgl methods of approach and to receive reln 1 forrements. The Fort at Maciu Is on an elevation close to the lake shore and flanked by swamps which virtually make It an Island. The sultan of Maclu regards their position ss Impregnable and has refused to treat with Captain Pershing. Captain Pershing Is confident of his ability to capture the Moro forts without serious losses. THKHK ARK FOOLS AMI FOOLS. Those M ho Woo Death at Maaaro and Those Who ak (tneslionn. "There are two distinct sets of fools In this country," said the proprietor of a hotel at Niagara Falla to a New York Tribune correspondent. "I thought the classification of fools was on a good deal broader lines than that." said the guest. "I always thought there were as many kinds of fools tin there were persons." "So there are," was the answer, "but I mean two species which have come under my special observation. For example, there Is the fool who Is forever trying to kill himself without wanting to make a complete succens of it and. theu. the fool who la al ways asking how the first fool succeeded. "Every summer a half dozen persons are advertised to shoot the rapids, or walk over the whirlpool on a tightrope, or barrel themselves up and tumble over the falls. Some say they are going to do it, but, like a cheap sideshow, put all their employes to work blowing horns outside the tent, but when It comes to the real performance they point to only a chromo and a pair of mir rors, to exhibit their 'three-headed canni bal.' And then some are less foolish and go ahead and kill themselves outright. "Every mall brings me letters from the other class of fools, who, for example, will ask such questions ss: " 'Will you please tell me bow many per sons have gone over the Falls alive?' "I never answer those letters, of course. It would help the United States, I know, but I'd rather give the money to the Treas ury department direct. If any one stopped me on the street and asked me that ques tion. I used to say: " 'Not one! Every last fool of 'em is dead!' But I can't say that now. I wish I could: for It's so much shorter. But now I have to hem and haw and think bard and say: Why. yes, there was a woman who went 1 over a Mrs. Taylor. She went In a barrel over the Horseshoe Falls and lived through ...... Here the hotel proprietor paused a mo ment, and then added: 'But do you know what she got for it? Nothing. She started out to lecture to crowded houses, and to tell how she bad met death face to face in a barrel, but the people wouldn't turn out." "I suppose they didn't want to be lectured to by the barrel," remarked the guest, medi tatively. MKTAL WHICH 19 XCAB.CK. happly of Platlnam Kot Knonah Meet the Demand. Platinum, which is in great request In the manufacture of electrical apparatus and for electrical engineering generally, aa well as for numerous other purposes for which no effective substitute has been found. Is in greater demand than the sup ply can meet. If Its output is Increasing at all it is not doing so si anything like the same rate ac the consumption, ami consequently much concern is expressed by those whose industries largely depend upon it. It Is easy to foresee a time when such Industries will languiah for want o! the material, which It will be Impossible to secure In adequate quantities even at famine prices. LegUlation in the Reich stag of Germany haa a way of being grand fatherly at times, but in the circumstance there la much to be said for the bill whlcfc was under consideration not long ago wltn the object of obtaining s legal prohibition Jim Dumps would fume at cars so slow When from his work at night he'd go; When heavy dames stood on his corn He cursed the day that he was born. But now there's " Force" at home for him, No crowded cars daunt "Sunny Jim." Force" The Kaedy to-Barra Canal arms struggles of life. SvMt, crisp flakes of wasat smalt ate coU. Mare Force ef Every Kind. " Prom force of habit I had to take home a packatre of ' Force ' for trial. Sloe then the whole family baa boa eating it regularly with the result that we all have toroe of all that mates ms worm Leaves the clothes wilts Pride of the use of platinum where it. could be replaced Without serious Inconvenience by some other metal and to limit its consump tion to esses where its employment Is es sential. It Is not easy to sec how such an enactment as this could bo enforced strictly, but In the abstract the measure was undoubtedly wise. Besides, the re stricted use of platinum In one country would go a very little way to remedy a situation that Is becoming acute In all manufacturing countrl There is no good reason to anticipate an actual exhaustion of supplies, but the fear Is that, mainly with the progress of electricity, the gulf between demand and supply may become wider and wider. Something like 95 per cent of last year'l production of 13,800 pounds, as compared with 13,250 pounds for 1900. came from Russia, and, while it le probable that scientific, exploitation of the whole of the I'rals would lead to the discovery ot other tources of supply, it Is pretty clear that In the government of Perm little enough progress Is being made In spite of the profitableness of the Industry. Perhaps tho sparseness of the distribution accounts largely for this. The metal Is obtained from alluvial deposits or up to four to five volotnlks the vololnlk is equal to slxty eix grains Troy and more In 100 poods of sand S.filO pounds. The thickness of the beds ranges from three feet to seven feet. Tho grains of metl are small in size, but sometimes nuggets weighing a kilogram or more are unearthed. The platinum Is often accompanied by other rare metals, such as Iridium and osmium. It Is sent to St. Petersburg In the crude state, and, although there are refineries in that city, very little is dealt with there, and, as the demand for the metal Is almost entirely from abroad, the bulk Is exported as It Is received from the mines. We have been told to look to New South Wales as an Im portant source of supply, and probably, with scientific exploitation, the investment of a reasonable amount of capital and the diversion of miners from gold keeking, that colony would be of use In supplying the world's requirements. The metal there Is obtained chiefly from the Flfleld district, about S22 miles west of Sydney. AM KNTKRI'KMt ' i von. Birth of a Ken Thought and a New Department. The editor of the yellow journal was Jubi lant, reports the Brooklyn Eagle. "We have departments for pretty nearly everything," he said, "and yet we have overlooked the greatest chance of all. We tell people how to cook and how to make dresses and bow to behave In society and how to succeed In business and, how to make home happy and how to bring up children and how to act under practically all possible circumstances. We are the great Infallible mentor. We never make a mistake, or at least we never admit It. But we have no department of love making, and that's what we need." "We are constantly giving advice to lov ers." suggested a subordinate. "We ad vise fifteen or twenty young people every Sunday how to conduct thir love affairs." "A fig for such prosaic advice!" exclaimed the editor. "That's old fashioned and not at all up to date. What wo' need is a school of love making for man the girls don t need It. Just you gather together ten or fifteen nice looking girls and advertise a proposal school for diffident or doubtful lovers. What most men need Is practice, and we'll give it to them. Just start It out with this line In red ink: COME AND PROPOSE. "Then tell them that the girls are here and they can practice until they get It Just right having at times the benefit of Judi cious suggestions and hints snd the Inspi ration or feminine beauty. Now, there's a scheme that's modern, snd we'll make a great hit with It." Hibernians' National Chaplain. BYRACI'SE. N. Y.. Sept. 2S.-Rlght Rev. Joseph Glennon. bishop of Kansas City, Mo., has been appointed national chaplain of the Ancient Order of Hibernians In America by National President James O. polan of thla city. Mr. Dolan received a telegram from Kansas City accepting the place and thanking the donor. all for the uviog . Oiame famished oa application.) clean and sweet lessens laundry labors and proves a weekly wash day welcome. Mads by Gwif t & Company Tt HPKVflMS FOnESTS. Rapid Destruction Threatens the Itnln of a Krrat Industry. The first organization of turpentine mm known aa the Turpentine Operators' i.u 1 Factors' association, vhlch recently hell its first annual convention In Jacksonville, Fla.. waa confronted by tho question of complete annihilation of tbclr business, due lt0 tQe ruthless tapping of young trees and the rapid depletion of tho pine forests. Ten years ago, reports the New York Com mercial. Norfolk, Va., was the great naval stores port of the Vnlted Slates; five yeara ago Charleston was the center of the In dustry, two years ago Savannah and now Jacksonville and next Tampa and then what? Prof. Herty of tho I'nlted States Department of Forestry has been called upon and was present at the convention. Newspapers In the south have presented able articles on this same auDject for years, but the writer has seen young tree no thicker in diameter than eight inche. boxed, once, twice, yes, three times, so that a stepladder was used for the top boxing and the strip ot bark left was Insufficient to gather the sap to feed the tree. The life of a turpentine tree after the first box ing is about two years. That means that after the sap has been taken the third time the tree must either be cut for timber or it dies. A trip through the pine forests of Georgia and Florida will demonstrate the reckless manner in which the boxing has been done and, worse still, where clearings have been made no effort has been made to 1 check the growth of scrub oak and saw palmetto which effectually choke the young pine rearing its head where its parent stood. Gradually the operators have been driven sout,h and today it is estimated that at least 100 camps are located in Florida alone and about fifty camps In Georgia. Nine hur.3rc 1 operators were at On) con ventlon. Each man has either bought or : covered with options more or less forest, and in spite of his knowledg ( j what the future will bring is rapidly klllm. 1 the goose with the golden egg. The end is near In the turpentine and rosin Industry. A few more years will see a tremendous rise In these commodities and no effort has yet been made to restore the depleted for ests of Virginia, Georgia, Alabama, North Carolina or northwestern Florida. The "fat pine" is indigenous to these states; it grows rapidly, but Is easily exterminated by the more sturdy plants which spring up in the forest clearings. A CI.I B KITCHEN', Necr salty Will Soon Effect n Sat. tory Colatlon. The experiment of a co-operative kitchen Is to be tried in Minneapolis. Not dis heartened by failure elsewhere, the thriv ing city that has excelled in so many di rections is determined to succeed In this. We have repeatedly said there Is nothing in the nature of things why a co-operative kitchen should not be a benefit to the home and a profit to the proprietors, says -the Chicago Chronicle. All failures hitherto have been the result of mismanagement and bad calculation. With a good board of directors the less the number the better, perhaps the neigh borhood kitchen would solve somo of the most serious problems that now perplex the home. It hi a little singular that women who have managed successfully large clubs snd other social organizations have not as yet devised a successful co-operative kitchen. The Minneapolis club, which ts expected now to solve the problem, is a club not of women, but of men It matters little, however, to whom tha honor shall come of bringing the desired relief. The important thing Is a common kitchen that shall save waste and furnish wholesome, palatable meals at minimum cos'. Jay Cooke la Some Better. PI T-IN-BAY. O., Sept. 2S.-There Is s da elded Improvement In the condtloti of Banker Jay Cooke of Philadelphia tonight. He had some sleep last night and has pwBsed a ulet and comfortable day. The physicians feel that there ia now some hope for his recovery. 1