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Communication relating to news and edi torial matter hould tie addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. BUSINESS LETTERS. Business letters and remittances should be addressed; The Bee publUhing Com pany, omaha. REMITTANCES. Remit ty draft, exprees or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only J-cent staipps accepted in payment of mail accounts, personal checks, except on Cmaha or eaatern exohangee, not accepted. "TUB. UEU PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.: George B. Tsechuok, secretary of Tbe Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, ays that tbe actual number of full and complete copies of The Daily, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of July. IMS, was as follows! I.. . .SA.530 it.: zu.nio 21),B80 2D.570 , 2J.fi 1 8 20.ST0 u.. is., to.. 80,040 4 ..29,620 1 2D.520 20.B6O I ... WS 10 t .28,490 80.S4O 10 Stt.BSO U ,010 It ,.0,2O U ;......so,oib 14 SO.ttOO It 39.BOO M. tt,5t JU 2M.BUO 2 8U.B60 3 BS.B40 U ...sw.suo 15 g,u70 16 89,840 XI 119,480 a 3U.BB0 19 20,500 to ; aw.oto M 29,020 Total.. Less unsold and returned copies. .vkmbo . 9.(126 Net total sales , 90" 522 Ket daily a 'erase 29,202 a .QBO B TZ8CHUCIC Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this aut day of July, A. D. 19ul (Seal.) M. B. HUNOATH. . Notary Publio. From the examples Omaha Is record ing, homicides and suicides seem to thrive together. , No matter which squadron might win, a demonstration of the supremacy of the American man-of-war was assured. Now Just watch the, Jacksonians put tip a, uiuwuul iuat mill luaks tie CoUilty Democracy picnic look like thirty cents. The shah of Persia will spend a fort night In Paris incog. The shah has evi dently had an inside tip on Paris sight- seeing. . A prize has been awarded the oldest democrat In this locality still professing unswerving devotion to tbe calamity cause.' He Is Entitled to a prize. - j It tbe cool summer can only be offset, !with a warm winter, the J skyscraper ' heights to' which the price of coal has ' soared may have' to take a tumble . to themselves. -.., . If Mercer has his . way no delegate to tbe congressional convention will have any possible chance of being voted for at the congressional primary unless be U pledged to vote for Mercer. . Those Boer generals continue to ex blblt their good sense by turning a deaf ar to all schemes designed to re-open the South African rumpus. The Boers know how to fight but fight only when they have to. The cordial reception President Roose velt la receiving in New England will probably convince Colonel Bryan more firmly than ever that he made no mis take, from his point of view, in label ing that part of his map the enemy's country. English papers are throwing bouquets at our former Nebraskan, Major Church Howe, now American consul at Shef field. Tbe only wonder Is that Church lid not carry off a few peerages, garters and oier insignia in the coronation souvenir distribution. And now a post graduate medical Ehool Is to be opened in Frankfurt Ger many, patterned after American mod els. This looks as if the tide were about to be reversed that used to'take so many American medical students to other Countries to complete their medical edu cation. . "In Alabama, as in every democratic state in the south, the selection made it the primaries Is equivalent to an elec tion." o reads tbe Associated Press ac count: of the primary election in Ala bama.' The Job of negro disfranchise, ment has been thoroughly executed by the southern democrats. If republicans of Douglas county have to have their primary elections con ducted by committees made up of nonresident members, why not turn the whole machinery of the party over to John N. Baldwin of Iowa, who seems so willing to relieve the people of Nebraska of the burden of governing themselves Under the primary election law a pe tition slgucd by a spfclued number of regularly registered republicans Is re quired as a condition to placing the name of any candidate or delegate on an official primary ballot. Yet Mr. Mer cer says he Is going to run his primaries without petitions. But what does Mer cer care about the law? Omaha seeds Mercer s great deal more than Mercer needs Omaha Gurley. Congressman Mercer has returned from Oyster Bay, but be bus yet to ex plain why he pockets the allowance of f 100 per month for clerk hire and makes tbe secretary of his committee perform th work, while other congressmen pay out ths allowance to a deserving young man or woman f -om their district A MOST rdVORABL OCTLOUK. On of tbe leading financial Journal of this country nT there Is nothing In present appearances to Indicate any Immediate check to the forward move ment of American Industry. It remarks that the decline of the merchandise bal ance In favor of thla country haa not jet been enfflclent to reduce the favor able balance below the highest, figure ever recorded before 1898, and there la every reason to believe that a liberal ex ces of exports of American merchan- dlse will again be disclosed In the autumn when our abundant crops are laid down In Europe. . York Journal of Commerce remarks that the call which has fallen, upon conti- nental Europe has checked the purchase . . j . .i,. of American manufactured goods, vutn- . i out apparently detracting from the pros- pcrlty of our factories in the face 01 an unprecedented demand at home. The United States has the advantage, snya that Journal, of a demand for Its prod ucts from abroad, which Is imperative In the case of food supplies, even If It Is sometimes optional In the case of manufactured goods. "So long as con sumption of manufactured goods con tinues unchecked, and Europe is com pelled to provide us with all the Im ported luxuries which we desire In return for staple food products, there is no Immediate reason to anticipate the rupture of the equilibrium between de mand and supply in leading Industries, which Is the forerunner of economic disaster." There are some who look upon the present situation as pregnant with the possibilities of trouble in the not .re mote future, but the, shrewdest and most careful financiers do not take this view of It On tbe contrary a careful and Judicious weighing of all the conditions seem to fully Justify the opinion that the promise of the immediate future In the highest degree favorable to not only a continuance of prosperity, but to even greater results in an industrial and commercial way than has been realized during the last few years. So far as conditions affecting our foreign trade are concerned there is nothing unfavor- ble. It, is true that the European demands may be somewhat reduced, by reason of adverse conditions abroad, but it is reasonably to be expected that losses in this direction will be more than made up by Increased demands in other quarters. A to the demands for our agricultural products they are not likely to be materially less than for I several years past Viewing the situ- atlon as a whole, therefore, we think there Is good reason for the opinion that the forward movement of American in- duutry is not threatened by any imme diate check. The outlook, therefore is to be regarded as altogether satis factory and encouraging. M)MK PROFITS Of EXPANSION. "Our commerce with the east is grow ing rapidly," said 'President Roosevelt 'Events have abundantly Justified, alike from the moral and material standpoint all that we have done in the far east a a sequel to the war with Spain" What is the evidence of this? Troilo with our insular dependencies for the last fiscal year is compared with 1807. the last fiscal year before the war with Spain. A notable Increase is shown by the figures. The exports to Porto Rico are more than five times as large as they were In the earlier year and the exports to the Philippines were over fifty times as large as In the earlier year. The exports to the Hawaiian islands have increased in the same five years more than fourfold. To Porto Rico the ex ports of cotton manufactures were in significant In 1&)7, while in 1902 they exceeded 2,000,000.' The exports of breadstuffs nearly doubled, the exports of iron and steel were nearly (1,000,000 greater and of . provisions nearly as much greater. Nearly $ 1.000,000 worth of iron and steel went to the Philippines in the last fiscal year, not including gov ernment shipments. Cotton manufac tures were nearly 250,000 and bread- stuffs and provisions more than $500,000. Tbe total exports from tbe United States to the Philippines in 1897 did not amount to $100,000. The exports to the Philip pines, Hawaii and Porto Rico altogether amounted In tbe last fiscal year to nearly $35,000,000 and In 1807 they fell a good deal short of $7,000,000. The possession of tbe Philippines has helped us, said President Roosevelt as the securing of the open door In China has helped us. Nobody who will lntelll gently study . the statistics can doubt this. The advantages, from a commer cial point of view, already shown as the result of expansion are so self-evi dent that tbe most radical opponent of the policy of the government In this re spect cannot find a reasonable argument against- the course that has been pur sued. Who can doubt the absolute benefit of securing the open door in China and possession of the Philippines has been a powerful Influence in ena bling the United btutes to securj the consideration which it has received In the adjustment of new conditions in China? Had the United btutes pos sessed no Interests in the far east is It not a must reasonable proposition that In tbe Chinese trouble this country would have been absolutely ignored and all lis interests have been sacrificed to the demands and tbe cupidity of the other powers? Not only have we increased our trade with the Insular possessions, as shown by the Indisputable statistics, but we have put ourselves In a position to com uiand our suare of the great trade of the Orient the future benefits of which are almost beyond computation. That is a matter In which the intelligent American citizen cannot fall to feel the greatest possible Interest Delegates from 300 fraternal orders representing more than 4,000,000 per sons sre expected at Lbs fraternal con- gress convening In Denver. Theoe fig- urea exemplify the Immense proportions .to which the fraternal Insurance propa ganda has spread In this country. The necessity of practical legislation to In sure sound financiering for these organi sations and reasonable safeguards for tbe protection of their members must be apparent to all. MURK ABOUT THU KiyD&lKIAltTliXS. In one of his recent lectures to Uni verslty of Chicago, students. Chancellor E. Benjamin Andrews of tho university or iseDrasua aeciarea: ivinoergarten scaooie are mi .r. &ur vuutireu wuu utfv guuu . uuuici uu nrnnap environment. Dnlv the children wno cannot be taught and helped at home and who are surrounded by vloious environ- menu at home really need the kindergarten. It Is a mistake to think that women make . ... ... , . tcttcr niuuci icu iCHtutio mau uiru. ne best kInjergarten teacher that I ever saw was a man. We need men In all grades. We need men teachers in the as well as In the grammar and high schools. So far as it relates to the function of the kindergarten, this Is In line with the position The Bee has taken on several occasions. ' Here In Omaha the kinder garten has been developed as an addi tional year's work for the entire publio school system, without regard to the varying demands of the different lo calities. As a result the biggest kindergarten classes are conducted in the schools attended by children who have the least need for kindergarten training, while the schools In the poorer or outlyiDg districts, where the kindergarten would be most serviceable, have been given least attention, if not entirely neglected. The kindergartens are no doubt here to stay as a part of the public school system, but their de velopment should be governed not so much by a desire to make places for favored applicants for positions 'on tbe teaching force as by the real demand for ' kindergarten instruction and the practical results to be attained. ' Chancellor Andrews' suggestion that men make as good, if not better, kinder garden teachers than women is cer tainly Interesting. So far as we know, no men have been employed either as kindergarten teachers in the Omaha schools or as supervisors of the kin-J dergarten work. . On the contrary, the kindergartens have been regarded as a sort of training school for young women who have no normal or other special edu cation, and, while many of them turn out well, others fall to materialize and the work of the kindergartens is largely experimental in character. That this is subversive of best results will be con-, ceded even by the most ardent cham- P'ons of the kindergartens. , The whole subject of kindergartens calls , for careful investigation; t with special reference to Its practical appli cation to existing local conditions. New McKlnley. postal cards are not meeting with the popular favor antici pated for them. This is not due to any lack of -reverence for tb-lamented president whose portrait appears upon it but to its unattractive design and poorly placed , imprint . that interferes with the address. Another innovation that is far from Improvement Ms'" the ln8crlptlon labeling, the portraits Sjth the name8 ' presidents pictured as if they would not otherwise be recog nized and identified. It has never been deemed necessary to print the name Washington under the miniature on our everyday postage stamps for fear he might be accused of traveling in disguise, nor is there any more reason for putting a signboard on the portrait of McKlnley. Unless all signs fall, the new postals will be called In after a short run. Dairy experts of the Department Agriculture have been conducting series of butter tests, the results which are to be embodied In an ofllclnl report The conclusions of these experts lr accompanied with practical sugges tions can and should be useful as well as ornamental. If the dnirv Tnn will Instruct the boarders how to pro ceed under approved rules of etiquette wnen they want to enter mild rernon strance against physical culture to make the butter strong, they can relieve the pressure for expletives over a broad ex panse of territory. If they can suggest a sure test by which the fair churner may be identified by the color of the v. I utur, mey can save many a sufferer from long-drawn suspense. Omaha's Ak-Sar-Ben Illuminations are pronounced far more striking and arustic man tuose in which Tendon tried to shine in honor of King Ed ward's coronation, the verdict being rendered by an impartial observer who nas witnessed both festivities. This is decidedly gratifying to Omaha and serves to enhance the Just pride we have taken in the beautiful display of Incandescence which blazes a warm wel come to Ak-Sar-Ben's guests every year. it is not until the opportunity presents to compare the Illumination effects at Omaha and elsewhere that the unex ampled success scored here is fully ap preciated. Wichita Is the latest victim of street stealing, railroads laying tracks on Its thoroughfares in dead of night without legal authority. Yet the ruilroad mag nates who are responsible for such law less exhibitions as this from time to time In nearly every city in the coun try, conipluln when they are asked to pay a Just proportion of taxes on their luvaluable rights-of-way and frauchis. . A Safe Gaeaa. New York World. A western orator says the United States 'will fall like Babylon." Probably he. will babble on, even after tbe fall. A Bracer Wltauat Seatl Boston Transcript. teal. In lieu of s "bracer" Chancellor Andrews of the University of Nebraska recommend young men to eat raw beef, raw eggs or raw oysters. No doubt these would be bet Iter far ths stomach, but thea what tcntl- ment would there be In asking a friend to join you In a raw oyster or a raw egg or a berf au naturel? larel'a Romaatlc Career. '' New York Tribune. The death of Trant Slgel ends a career of unusual and varied activity and crowded with materials of romance rarely stumbled on In our own proeale days. Chalk, t p at White Mark. Indianapolis Journal. A practical refutation of tbe common theory that corporations have no souls Is afforded by the fact that tbe Wabash rail road is now sending a party of forty in valid employes on s trip to southern Cali fornia. The party travels In special cars fitted up like traveling hospitals and Is la charge of three trained nurses. Merely KIlIlaaT Time. Chicago Record-Herald. As he was boarding the steamer to start for Europe Schwab said: "I don't know where I am going. I haven't had time to map out a course ahead. I'm not sick. I'm not going to resign. I'm not going away on buRlneca." Perhaps he's merely taking a trip across because he hasn't any thing else to do, and bates to just sit around drawing his salary. Some people are so queer about these things. Amother MotIbbT Appeal Loat. Portland Oregonlan. The apple growers of half a dosen west ern Vte. Including Nebraska, have formed a trust "to regulate the price of that fruit" Thus falls at one tell stroke ens of the most moving appeals of Bryan In the last campaign. "The poor apple grower" and his hard lot compared to the trust mag nate ornamented the fervid supplication of tbe Ntebraskan for his own election. The "paramounts" are suffering from a heavy mortality. Time to Apply the Uw. Indianapolis Journal. . If evidence can be obtained to show that the coal-carrytng railroad companies own the anthracite mines to any extent It Is probable that a suit will be begun against them under a law of Pennsylvania which prohibits railroad companies from engaging In mining or manufacturing. President Baer has been talking as If the mines be longed to his railroad company. Just now the temper of the people is such that they will not permit violation of a law to their Injury. Should Take si Day OS. New Tork Evening Post Another of the leaders of the little group of men who control the mining of coal In Pennsylvania has been talking In a tone which shows a Bourbon blindness to the fundamental principles involved. Presi dent Truesdale of tbe Lackawanna rail road Is quoted by the Tribune as con demning the Civic, federation, but for the Interference of which he holds that there would never have been any strike, and then as adding: "Just fancy such men as Senator Hanna and Bishop Potter, who know nothing about mining, trying to set tle differences which concern us snd our employes and nobody else." Hors Is th&t same Idea that a controversy which In volves the regular production of fuel needed throughout 'the country Is as purely private matter i between employer snd employed' as s dispute, in a single - cotton mill or ifon foundry. . Mr. Truesdale had better "take a day. .off" and read the com ments of a' few hundred newspapers upon the situation in Pennsylvania. . Re would discover before ha. was through that the people consider that these differences con cern them in'ayVltal way. Wasteful, W,f Expendltarea. tBife'fc Weekly. The sale fdr '124,000 of useless ordnance at Sandy Hook, which cost the government nearly 11,000,000 only nine years ago, rep resent a loss not to he explained away by the rapid Improvement In war enginery In recent years. That might serve as plausi ble eicuse for a piece of Tammany foolish ness and extravagance, but It Is not enough to Justify a department of the gen eral government wherein we have a right to look for wise foresight and the Judicious expenditure of publio funds, To be plain about It, It was a piece of sheer carelessness and, wasteful stupidity, If it was nothing worse. It Is bad enough to feel obliged to spend millions of publio funds every year In armor tests, gunpowder experiments snd other accessories of the art of killing, but to spend a million or more on ordnance to be thrown away in a few years for old Junk Is to pay more dearly for the war pas sion than present conditions warrant. Boms day we shall wake' up to the supreme fpol- lsbness of all this . business of spending dollars for defense against toes who never come, while we pinch the pennies neces sary to protect ourselves against the ene mies of our social, civic sad municipal life, who press upon us from every side. A SAVAGES IlfSIXT TO LABOR. Goveraor's Letter to Plwmbera' Ualo Held Up la Its Trae Llsht. South Omaha Independent The reply of Governor Savage to s let ter of the Omaha machinists protesting against the manner in which he Ignored organized labor In the appointing of the new Omaha Board of Fire and Police Com mlssloners was one of the most Insulting and misleading documents ever penned by a public man. In his anxiety to punish the editor of The Bee he slanders snd abuses the best citizen of our republic simply because they exercise the right riven them by the constitution of the United States. Organized labor, repre sentlng fully 60 per cent of the popula tion of Omaha, asked that a representa tive of that elass be named ss one of the members of the -new Board of Fire and Police Commissioners, which has complete control of the police affairs of that city The contents of the reply written by Oov rrnor Savage only proves the true charac ter of tbe man and thoroughly demon strates the unfitness of the man for the responsible position which he holds through a political accident and not by s choice of the people. In his reference to organized labor he puts It "organized out lawry" and claasea the request -of the Omaha labor organizations as the demands of "anarchists and socialists," yet the governor's letter is couched in language that would lead s disinterested observer to suspect that the brain of s Herr Moat dictated the contents of that letter. We admit that there are a very few members of organized labor who are not as law abiding as could be wished, but the ma jority of those who make up the great army of organized labor of this country are law-abiding and peace-loving citizens. Organized labor was never Instrumental In turning loose a convicted criminal upon aoctety and shielded his confederates from the law ' who had robbed the taxpayers of Nebraska of 1800,000. Simply because organized labor opposed the Idea, of turn ing over tbe control of the Omaha police department to the minions of tho Union Pacific railroad to assist In electing on of its tools to congress the governor loses his head and vilifies and slanders or ganlzed labor, believing that by such words, unwisely spoken, he can get back at his political enemies. The governor saya he has had calloused and blistered hands through honest toll, but he bad on the big mitt when he turned the key that opened the gates of the stats penitentiary and permitted Joe Bartley to walk forth s tree toaa. COMPLIMKSTH TO SAVAGE. South Omaha Independent: Governor Savage tells organized labor that his cal loused hands are his card. Joe Hartley holds a card In the same union and Is s member In good standing. Scotts Bluff Republican: If Governor Sav age don't keep quiet and leave Rosewater alone he Is liable to smell an unpleasant odor around the state house during . the ro malder of his time In office. Winner Free Press: Editor Rosewater and Governor Savage were both In at tendance at the German festival at West Point. They perhaps maintained respect ive positions at opposite ends of the beer garden. Tork Republican: Tou can't get a man on the anxious seat when he has nothing left to be anxious about This Is the reason Rosewater can't hurt Savage. When a man has nothing to lose he Isn't afraid of losing It Callaway Tribune: The governor has delivered a body blow to the Rosewater Mooree machine In Omaha, In the appoint ment of a Board of Fire and Police Com missioners, but Rospy will have their hides and don't you forget It. Fremont Tribune: The roasts which Governor Savage has been getting from Omaha union labor men of late did not de ter him from Issuing a proclamation setting aside September 1 as Labor day. The gov ernor evidently has a forgiving spirit Plattamouth Journal: Rosewater says that "Governor Savage's honeyed Labor day proclamation will not wash sway ths bitter taste of his Insulting letter to the union plumbers." What does the accident governor care for what "Rosey" says. when be la going to leave the state? Savage Is one of those "people be d d" fellows, anyhow. Stanton Picket: The laboring men of Omaha are not asking too much of Gov ernor Savage. They had a right to ask that one of their number be chosen a member of the fire snd police commission of Omaha. When their request was not granted, they had a right to ask why It was not granted, provided their question was put in becoming language, which it was. They had a right to expect s courte ous reply, which they did not receive. The governor In his reply intimated that their man was Incompetent, that he would if appointed fall a victim to outside In fluence snd that there was plenty of money to be had if be would appoint cer tain Individuals ss members of such board. They had a right to ask who offered that money and In whose interests It was offered. This question the governor should answer. This, however, they should bear In mind. They have no cause to assume that this special financial statement from his excellency refers to their man, es pecially since he has not stated that he did not appoint the man wbo offered the money. THE PRESIDENT IN NEW ENGLAND. Indianapolis Journal: The reception of ths president in New England Is of the most cordial nature, showing with due respect to ths chief magistrate a personal admiration for Ur. Hoosivilt as & mu. Sprlngfled Republican:" No president can come into New England without receiving cordial, even an enthusiastic, welcome. For President Roosevelt the welcome can not fall to equal that given to any of his predecessors, for the people of all parties are interested in his personality, admire his ability and respect his manhood. Minneapolis Journal: President Roose velt Is in touch with the "plain people." He showed that In bis speech the other day and his auditors showed it,' too. it is a mighty, good thing for' this country that at such a time of change as this It has at the head of its affairs a man with such broad sympathies snd so little of class or interest prejudice. Buffalo Express: President Roosevelt spoke of Cuba and the Philippines on the first day of his New England tour and yes terday he took- up the third great question of the time the treatment of trusts. The president has not altered his attitude to ward these questions, but he has made even clearer than before what his views are. His speech on trusts merits thoughtful reading. Kansas City Star: Ths gain to the coun try's solidarity through the presidency of a man of Mr. Roosevelt's character is enor mous. The slight tendency of the nation to stratify In classes, which has appeared In recent years, has been cause for dis quietude. By recognizing no classes the president has given a check to any such stratification. His Influence has worked powerfully toward the maintenance of so cial democracy. In this he has been a great factor In conserving the Ideals for which America stands. Boston Transcript: The tour of Presi dent Roosevelt through New England, which was begun in Connecticut, Is pre ceded by pleasant expectancy In a number of places. He will visit every state during his trip, and he will meet many of our people face to face as his predecessor liked to meet them. Confidence begets confidence, and a frank statement of principles and policy by the head of the govenrment Is al ways well received by the people. It makes their Interest in national affairs more di rect and intimate, and emphasizes anew for them the fact that they are the source of government and that their most promi nent public servant is making his report to them of what has been done and his recommendations as to what should be tb next steps in national progress. Happy Republicans. Chlcaaro Chronicle (dem.). h, Watteraon's dislike for Grover Cleve land Is so great that he has no hesitation in saying that as between him and Mr. Roosevelt he would vote tor the latter. There is reason to believe that many other democrats are of the same opinion. On the other hand, there are democrats who sre so much opposed to Mr. Bryan that between- him and Mr. Roosevelt tney ould prefer Mr. Roosevelt. irnioaa all anDearances are deceitful a majority of the democrats of the country are more Inclined to vote for a republican than they are to vote lor some democrats. Thla la a dalirhtful Condition of affairs for Mr. Roosevelt and for the republicans vanerallv. If thev 'can manage to preserve the status quo they will not be called upon to overexert themselves la tne next presi dential campaign. Democrats who cannot tolerate each other are not likely to he very troublesome to anybody nut tnemseives Lavish Braaty of Natare. Chlcaaro Chronicle. In spite of the Beef trust snd ths Coal trust there la still reason for the con Tn.r ta he of cood cheer. Nature has done her level best this season and has loaded the earth with an abundance of fruits and vegetables, whose quality la as good as the quantity. East and west tbe reports sre the same Tha aiihatantlal cralns are s golden bar- v.i. The farm and garden truck Is fill ing the markets. The peach crop, which railed in Aoril. la on of the most abun dant known and Boston and New York are already shipping the oversupply of aooles to foreign marketa. While the farmer promises to be ths "bloated bondholder" of tbe season. It Is nnt hanuia of idt corner or any trust. The consumer shares with him tb lavish bounty of nature and any excess In the nrira nf hf of coal and of rents Is more than mad good by the low price of other necessaries. . RftlJSD ABOUT NEW YORK. Ripples na the Tarreat of Life la the Metropolis. Every day nowaday Is Coney Island's busy day, but Sunday there Is a three-ply hummer. Although the Weather bureau has no station there, the fart Is conceded without bulletins that the locality Is tbe warmest spot on the continent outside of Arizona or Mojave. Here all the midway freaks of s generation are gathered, as well as the spielers and barkers of s con tinent. In recent years many changes for the better have been' wrought by police pressure, yet Coney is old Coney still. In the evening, after the better element of humanity has departed. It la still necessary to keep your watch out of sight snd your band on your pocketbook. In the language of the people, the na tive only knows the game. He tells you that "a wise man Is on who has oft been fooled," snd that his wisdom cost him money. If you gain his good graces, h will acquaint you with some of the tricks of the island, some of the "grafts," as he calls them, and add, as a farewell salute, 'Keep your hand on your watch, snd don't take any bad money." The other day s man was held up In broad daylight and relieved of bis watch and $50. There was no ceremony about It whatever. . He dropped Into s resort to quench his thirst . snd was persuaded to band over his valuables befors departing. Everything new in ths line of popular amusements la tried at Coney Island. There is a market and plenty of money to launch a novelty. As an Instance, the proprietor of one of the largest amusement gardens is paying a bandmaster $1,000 a day for a lengthy seaaon . at a resort further down the coast. . Persons wbo professed to know said he would never get It back, but the proprietor has mads many fortunes st Coney Island and knows bis business. The barkers at Coney Island, those de monstrative individuals who pose outside of all shows snd praise ths quality of the entertainment within, form an Interesting tudy In themselves. , Competition Is keen and they Juggle the truth at will. In all cases there's more oa the billposters than Inside the tant, but that's a trade secret Charles A. Pomeroy, a New York business man. Is the owner of a bill Issued by the United States government that perhaps could not be duplicated. ' If hs should paas It over a counter the man in charge would give him bange for $10 if one side were up, and $20 if the other side were exposed to view. It is a pefcetly made and printed government note, except that the back calls for twice the value of tbe front . It ts said that four such bills were Issued from Uncle Sam's presses before the error was discovered. Three of them were caught In time and destroyed, but the fourth began Its career In the commercial world; but how far it went or what experiences it passed through no one knew until It fell Into the hands of Charles S. Upton of Rochester, who recognized its value as a curioslsty snd took It In out of the Cold. On his death he willed It to Mr. Pomeroy. He was offered $50 for It by the government snd bss refused $1,600 from . prva InillyMnal. This note was issued in January, 1861, by the Second National bank of Springfield, Mass. There Is no doubt ss to Its genuine ness. A test was made some time ago by soaking it for two days in water, tbe state ment having been advanced that It was really two bills pasted together. In this day of "Spanish in Eleven Les sons at 49 Cents," snd "Every Man his Own Trainer," it la not surprising to learn that New York can boast of two establish ments which will turn out fully equipped magicians at bargain rates, . One Is located on Sixth' avenue, the other on the Bowery, and . both reach ' out tor the trad of amateurs as well as professionals. Here may be purchased tricks st prices ranging from 10 cents to $1,000. Here also is sup plied the apparatus for many well known conjurers, for there sre few who, like the late Herrmann and Kellar. can afford private workshops. . The store presents a commonplace appearance and its shelves are stacked with tricks as sre patent medicines in a drug store or canned goods in a grocery. The trick asked tor will be taken down and explained by the salesman with all the nonchalance of the dry goods clerk dilating on the good points of a ready made suit. These tricks sre for ths moat part on familiar patterns, vases with false tops, boxes with deceptive bottoms, or per haps such ambitious bits of mechanism as the sword with which a magician stabs a deck of cards and impales selected paste boards. Here, too, may be bought the glass . handkerchief box in Its old form, and the familiar ball that will stop on s string st the word of command. Some bits of apparatus, heavily plated, cost as much as $25 or even $50, within a mile ot tne fashionable theater district Is a trick store whose proprietors sre decidedly sverss to sdvertlelng of sny sort. The nrm denies connection with sny other concern, snd the loss ths general public knows of its wares, the more it is pleased. A new nurchaser must be vouched for by soma old customer. The concern deals in slates snd other means employed by "mediums. One may have the choice of half a dozen modes of sJatewriting, or purchase the filmy wrappings with . which ths fleshy "spirits" clothe themselves. Devices for table-rapping, and other demonstrations are included in the stock offered, and, of tne three concerns mentioned, it must b ad mitted that In proportion to Its slzs snd capital, the last named flr.ni does the most profitable business. Tbe more the dear public la fooled, the larger prlc It Is will ing to pay for tha experience. There was s young woman' in New York who was warned against marrying a man whom she . was inclined to favor, on the ground that be was of unsteady habits; but, on the other hand, he was like the young man told of in th Scrip tures he waa very rich. 'I'll risk him." she said. "He will never go too far when I am around that la, not for the second time." When they had been married for six months there came a time when he ar rived home one night la considerable doubt as to th location ot tb keyhole. The wife helped him find it and with much labor steered him into th bath room and deposited him In ths bathtub, L i r '' 111 III J II i II iiiiimissTi 'I clothes snd all. Then ah turned on th hot water. It warmed htm sober. The clothe wer ruined snd s good watch Injured, but his soul was filled with fear. He may havs preserved his bad habits in secret but he has never yet dared to carry another load bom. PERSONAL NOTES. Coin Harvey has become a goldbug. Hs Is conducting s summer resort In th Osark moutalns. The congress of Cubs has preferred charges against President Palma's secretary of public works and Mr. Pslma may bs Im peached. They do things surprisingly fast In Cubs, A California woman reformer who eombats the cigarette habit takes fr th text ot her lecture the following notice posted la a dog show: "No smoking allowed here, for ' hurts th dogs." Wall street has tried for years to throw Uncle Rustell Sag down, while It took a Broadway motorman two seconds to do It. Undo Russell will take his revenge out ot Wall street Just th same, though. - Labor dsy st Watertown, N. Y., will bs market by the unveiling of s fins monument tb the late Governor Roswell P. Flower, who was a resident of that city and universally popular smong ths working people. The Oyster Bsy postoffice " was open oa Sunday last for the first time In Its ex istence, but ths president did not spply at the general delivery for any letters. There was possibly soms mall for him, too. Charles Denby, Jr.,. son ot tb former United States minister to China, has been elected by Guan Shi Kal ss his chief for eign sdvlser. Mr. Denby was secretary of the provisional government and Is said to be an astute diplomat The antl-blbulous order ot Pension Com missioner War haa already Improved th morale of the bureau, although It took sev eral removals and a score of reductions la rank to convince the employes that the com missioner was In earnest. The novelty ot a bureau chief Insisting upon sobriety among his subordinates has been without a prece dent. "The Grand Army," says the Boston Transcript, "did ths wise ss well as ths dignified snd appropriate thing in barring ragtlms muslo from tb parade ot ths vet ersns st Washington. There ts a time for everything and there la a time when soma things sre wholly out ot place. Th patrlotlo airs which have thrilled ths hearts ot so many veterans, both during the civil war snd since, should not bs sdultersted by th mixture ot coon songs of ths ragtlm order." 8MILINU REMARKS. . Judge: Young Doctor which kind of patients do you find it the hardest to cureT Old Doctor Those who have nothing th matter with them. Philadelphia Press: His Medical Adviser You won't last long at thla rate, young man. You are burning the candle at both ends. Gayboy Very well, doctor. When the candle Is burnt out I'll light ths gaa. Washington Star: "What's In a name?" ssked the man who haa the quotation habit. "My friend," said the busineas man, "it you were to see 'J. Plerpont Morgan' at the bottom of s check you would think there la a great deal in a name." Baltimore American: "Eve," said Adam one Monday evening, "there Isn't s single leaf left on any of the fig trees down there in the grove. I wonder wbo could have plucked all of them?" "Why, Adam." tittered Eve, "don't you know that today Is bargain Monday?" New York Pun: Columbus waa recount ing the perils through which he had passed. "Hurricanes?" he cried. "I never saw anything like It. Why, when I waa passing around the horn the wind blew my name In the bottle!" . ... ,w i. At this his friends, remembering that the great man had come home In the steerage, dealt kindly with him. : Chicago Post: When the fat man missed his footing and came down hard on th rail the conductor Jumped from the car. "I'll have to take your name and address, sir," ha said. "Good heavens!" exclaimed the fat man, "do you think 1 hurt your right of way?" Philadelphia Press: Town-1 see there's a western scientist who declares that the Insect which says "Katie did" Is the male and the one that aays "Katie didn't" Is the female. Henpeck That's all nonsense, because If you'll notlco that one that saya "Katie did" frequently has the last word. I'll bet they're both females. IP WILLIE WERE A KING. B. E. Riser In th Record-Herald. I wlsht I'd be a king awhile I bet you they'd be A lot of things made different that don't oeem right to me. I'd fix It so s boy could play till 10 o'clock a night And never haft to go to bed alone with out a light; And right in our back yard I'd have a lake all filled with fish. Where I could go and hook . them out whenever I would wish. And there's a boy In Sunday school who has a pa that's bad And drinks and gets In jail snd makes his mother awful sad He never has new clo's to wear and on time when he cried Right out In Sunday school, when I was settln' by his side. The teacher ast htm what was wrong snd so he said his pa The night before had pounded him and nearly killed his tna. If I waa king I'd go and find ths boys that's used that Way And send their paa far off some place where they would have to stay. And then I'd send their mas and them new things to wear and eat. And build new houses so they'd all live on a better street I'd make them all so glad, I bet they'd never cry no more With places on 'their arms and legs all black and blue snd sore. - And there's a llrtle girl I know that has no pa at all, And ahe can't walk, because en time her brother let her fall I'd buy a pony cart for her, all soft snd nice Inside, And make her just as glad as though her pa had never died. And I'd put up a cajttle here, so ma'd not feel so bad Because our house was not so grand ss what the Bronsons had. I wlsht that I could be a king -there's lots I'd like to do; Aunt Lisa's teeth don't seem to fit-I'd get her some that'a new; I'd fix It eo a boy could go wherever be would please. And not get whipped because h tore his trousers cllmbln' trees. But, oh. the best of all the things I'd do would be to let Boys always eat their pie before the other things wer et Watch Accidents wtU tuppenl That's why rout waidi works should be protected by a strong cats. 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