'- ' V ALICE. ETHEL. T.nts unna uune uori oi nussis, I who U on Uur of the world shortly, U 25 yean old. He la a ion of the Grand Duke Vladimir, brother of Alexander III of Russia, and la, therefore, a first cousin of the present ciar. The young ncble la accompanied by a suite of officers. He la a colonel of In fantry, to aald to be of a atudloua and scientific turn of mind and la unmarried. Sixty years after his death General Wil liam Clark of the famous Lewis and Clark expedition la to have a monument erected over his grave. The monument la to be erected by Mra. Mary Susan Glasgow Clark of New York City, widow of Jefferson Kearney C:ark, for many yeara a promi nent St. Louisan, who died la New Yrrk about two yeara ago. The money for th memorial waa left la the will of Jefferson Kearney Clark, who was the youngest son ef the great explorer. The recent knighting of Sir F. C. Bur nand serves to recall In th Outlook if London a Jest of the witty editor tf Punch. Shortly after he became editor of that paper he waa urged by his friends t take an appointment to a remunerative sinecure In Australia. It waa not to h' taste, however, for he answered promptly, "A B'ur'n 'and's worth two la the Bush." "Yeara had elapsed since I saw the houa with the seven gables supposed to be the If) f ! ( i . i President Roosevelt's Interesting Children Episodes and Incidents in the Lives of Noted People one which Inspired Hawthorne's Immortal story, and being In Its vicinity recently, I went to see It again," says a writer In the Boaton Herald. "But I wish I hadn't, for that venerable domicile has been touched with the canker of modern Improvement. Electric lights, a furnace and bathroom and kitchen boilers serve to render the old time home cf Salem'a watchmaker 'com fortable,' but an awful paradox In the opinion of the antiquarian, not to aay ro mancer. I wonder what Hawthorne would aay to the changea there. If this Is really the famous hcuBe, one wishes It might have been preserved as America's foremost prcse writer described It In that claastc, and aa Mlea Ingeraoll left It when she de parted this life." The death baa Just taken place at Roches ter, England, of George Thomaa Crook, for merly lnapctor of machinery In the royal navy. Mr. Crook, who was T2 yeara of age, waa known In the service as "the man who aat on the safety valve." for his plucVy ac tion during the Egyptian war of 18S2. He then, at the risk of his own life, adopted the heroic expedient Indicated In order to raise sufficient steam to lift ashore at Sues by means of a rickety crane two locomo tives which were urgently required on the Egyptian railway. When the English troops In South Africa were dally expecting the announcement of a peace settlement with the Boer leaders a clergyman telegraphed to Lord Kitchener Photographs Taken With Permission of the President by Frances B. Johnstone, of Washington, D. C Copyright, 1902 v. J 1 I I V QUENTIN. KERMIT. from the Orange River colony: "Aa I am the acting chaplain and conducting divine service In many camps tomorrow, may I ask If the hymn, feace. Perfect Peace,' would not be a most appropriate one to !v out to be sungT" Lord Kitchener wired back: "Please yourself; but I think 'On ward, Christian Soldier,' quite aa good." A well-known and highly respected fire works manufacturer died recently In the north of England and his wife ordered a very expensive tombstone to be erected in hla memory. She waa very much perturbed, for no epitaph submitted to her did she con alder suitable. After a prolonged and dili gent search she discovered one she thought to be appropriate on the tombatone of a prominent musician In a Manchester ceme tery. Now on the memorial stone of this Doted fireworks manufacturer It' la stated so that he who runa may read that "He haa - gone ta the one place where his works are excelled!" Lord Salisbury has been often accused of cynlclam. This la due to his many cutting expreaalona. In regard to a bill In Parlia ment to establish parish councils be said: "If your desire is to Interest the people I should rather recommend a parish circus." "You cannot aend your Ironclads up Mount Ararat" was his objection to Intervention 'at the time of the Armenian atrocities. ' One time he waa talking with Sir Hiram Maxim, the Inventor of the famous gun which bears bis name, when the prince of w p- r - rpyi -' ;-r : .V" ' , I ') Walea, now King Edward, approached them and aaked what they were laughing at. "I was telling Sir Hiram that he bad prevented more men from dying of old age than any other man that ever lived," said Lord Salis bury, ;r)wiy No one looking at Lord CL.orlea Berestori today would Imagine that In 1860, T-hen he first went to sea, he waa a delicate lad aui waa, In fact, put on b ard the war ship Marlboycugh for hti health. When he first ret foot on board he h ard a sailor say: "Poor little chap, he ain't long for th a world." Lord "Charlls" has seen many lively times since then and la still sluidy and vigorous. Two United States senators were talking over old times a few days ago when con versation drifted to the late Senator Zack Chandler of Michigan. "Senator Chandler was underestimated, I think," aald cne. "That Is, he was a bigger and better man than moat of hla acquaintances gave him credit for being. Ono day I suggested to him that I should like to see him preBltfent. 'No, no,' aald Zack, with emphaa'.a. 'I hope I shall never contract the prcsllentla! fever. It Is sure death. Men recover from the smallpox, cholera and yellow fever, but they never get over the presi dential fever." Mr. Balfour js the fifth statesman since the union of Great Britain and Inland who, 1 i ' " l I t ... ! i : i ; j 3" I v t TEDDY, JR. ARCHIE. having been chief aecrttary of Ireland, has become prime minister. More than seventy years have elapsed since the last Irish sec retary who subsequently became prime min ister was appointed. In 1830 Lord Stanley, subsequently known as the great earl of Derby, was appointed Irish secretary, and held that office till 1833. The other prime minister wno were previously Irish secre taries are the itike of Wellington, who, as hu- Arthur Wellesley, was Irish secre'ary from frou: 1807 till 1809; Sir Robert Feel, who filled that c!ce from 1812 to 1818, ana William Lamb (Lord Melbourne), who was Irish secretary from 1827 to 1S'8. During the Omaha1txpoBltion, relates ift" Portland Oregonlan, Senator Chauncey Depew and 8. R. Callaway, president cf tbr American Locomotive company, were stroll ing about the Midway, taking in the sight when they were Invited into a large hall t see the "greatest performance on earth.' The hall filled up rapidly, and after a wa! of ten or fifteen minutes the senator said t Mr. Callaway: "This must ta a good sho so many people are crowding Into to s it." After some further waiting, durln : which the hall waa jammed full, the la J. Sterling Morton walked down the a'sV and, stopping to shake hands with th: sena tor and Mr. Callaway, said: "What i thunder are you fellows doing here? The Is a fakir outside calling out, 'Ccme in an : see the great and only Chauncey M. Depe Only 10 cents to see the great and on Chauncey.' "