. .-Y " a M , t - t . , . . .... . . i -ii i m.i lr.i..i .( N VIOLET VIVIAN, MAID OK IIONOK TO TIIK QIEEN. I . A I ) Y CONSTANCE 1 1' KEN ALEXANDRA is ft J I wl-v .",,n Anno, in N-C ' that she takes the sin- UJJ cciest pleasure in flow- ers ami pretty women. Sun e hiT hiirdiaud has assumed supremely royal slate ami iiiflu-cn:-e she has slowly, gently, hut firmly been retiring, from all the posts of honor ubout her person ami householil. (he frnniiy elderly ladies ti it il lo the pleasure gracious iiueeil. Ity the time the good but who minis df lh late coronation lakes place the English court will be justly famous for u galaxy f lovely glrta ami youthful matrons, all worthy Ihe brush of Sir l'eter a ly ami the admiral ion of that notable judge- of funiuine beauty, gay King Charles II. About the court this preference of the qu i n's for good looks and go; d tempers and good hearts in well known, ami nobody was in the least surprised when two of the ini st piet urt sque twin beauties in Croat Hritain were chosen as her first maids of honor. These eweet girls are the Honorable Doric" and the Honorable Violet Vivian. Though they are twin sisters, they ar- not counterparts one of the other, and the Honorable Violet is esteemed rather the fairest of Ihe two. If tlu Honorable Doris is just .1 trifle- less perfect than her tall, slender, chestnut-haired, violet-eyed, Russet 1 1 mouthed sister, she is keenly witty and quite as popular with the queen, who is not so seven- a stickler for royal etiquette as was her predecessor, and likes to hear of the Jokes ami prankis of her shrewd iiia ill of honor. The Honorable Dorin is one of the few persons who can read aloud to the satisfaction of her tnistrtss. who Is bard o' hearin', but does not wish to be reminded of her weakness. EN ATOll HOAR'S brother, who is a distinguished jurist, has as pretty a wit as the venerable, statesman himself. There was a funeral a short time ago in the town lives of a man who, while very been mean and miserly, related York World. where he rich, had the New "Are you going asked Mr. Hoar. "No," he repli of it." to the funeral? a man 1, "but I am iu favor "Out in my district," sail Representative Landis of Indiana, quotnl by the Washing ton l'ost. "there was a quaint old character who finally succumbed to illness and had t take to his bed. Much against his will the village preacher came to s -e him and. as usual, indulged in a prayer by the i-l k man's bedside. " 'And, O Lord,' prayed the minister, 'give unto our sick friend a new heart.' "'Hold on there, parson!' int rruped the patient. 'It isn't my heart that's troubling me. 1 wish you'd ask the Lord to give me a new liver!' " Ambassador Horace Porter si ill tells as go d stories as lie used to before he went to live abroad in a diplomatic capacity, sas the Huston Herald. At a dinner in New York the other night he regaled h's hosts with a description of how the Amer Beauties Who COI NTESS OK CKOMAIITIE. Next afler the Vivian girls, as these sweet maids are familiarly spoken of in London drawing rooms, the queen Is fomlint of the Ladies Hutler, the daughters of the marquis of Ormonde, and are counted the two handsomest women in Irish society. Iast year Iidy Heat rice Hutler, the oldest sister, married for love the gallant (leneral I'ole-Carew , and her sister, Lady Cons'anee, is invited to serve at court. Iady Constance is an all around modern girl; almost fault less in feature ami coloring; a finished horsewoman; an expert in and on th. Gleanings from the Story Tellers' Pack icans in I'aris celebrate the Fourth of July when they set about It. At the last an niversary of the Immortal declaration somebody proposed that the American flag be run on top of the Eiffel tower. This was considered a rather rash proposition tit first, but the enthusiastic Yankee who made It wouldn't be discouraged. He mad? the necessary arrangements with the Eiffel tower management and the Stars and Stripes floated from the top of the tower all day. "It reminded me," said Ambas sador l'orter, "of the small boy when they said to him on the Kourth of July to stop wiping his nose. He said: 'It is the Kourth if July ami il is my nose and I am going to wipe it off the face of the earth.' " Two interesting war-time stories were told the other day by Senator Haeon of (leorgia, relates the Washington l'ost. One of them concerned Senator I'ettus of Ala bama, who, as everybody knows, was a gallant officer in the confederate army. In one of the battles before Vicksburg Sen ator l'etliis. then a colonel, was capture! and carried as a prisoner before (ieiicral (Irani. "Colonel." said (irant when the prisoner was brought before him, "what are those i roups out in front of me?" "Central." replied I'ettus. "1 must de cline to answer thai question." Surround - j HITLER. D.U'CIITER OK THE MARql'lS water; a clevt r water coloriw; a maker of the most delicate varieties of fine Irish lace; a linguist end a charming companion. She yachts with her father, physics and ad vises und jests with the Irish peasantry on her father's estate, and is delightfully un spoiled by admiration and wealth. She Is to take her turn as a court lady during the coronatii.il. in association with one of the prettiest women and boldest fox hunters in the I'aitel Kingdom, the Honorable Ethel Cerard. The horse lias yet to be found that this (oncral (irant looked him in Ihe eye for a moment. "You are right, colonel," he said. Then turning t an ollieer nearby (irant said: "Take this gentleman to the rear and treat him kindly." Senator I'ettus has never forgotten that interview with (ieiicral (irant. The other story illustrates the same no bility of feeling in (leneral Robert E. Lee, the commander of the confederate forces. It was at the li se of the battle of (ict tysbiirg. As (ii neral Lee rode from th -field he came upon a young union soldier, a mere boy, lying mi the grass, wounded The boy, though painfully hurt and unable to rise, had a spirit not to be queiichid. As he recognized the confederate uniform be raised himself upon his elbow. "Hurrah for the union!" he cried defiantly, though with fetble voice. Cent ral Lee got dow i from his horse, went over to the boy and laid his hand ten derly on his head. "I hope, my son," he said, "that you are not much hurt and that you will soon be well." Ceorge H. Daniels, general passenger agent fir the New York Central railroad, is not easily taken in, but there is a story Moating about among railroad men of how the editor of a country newspaper once get the belter of ti i ill ill the matter of passi Thls editor, who was a pi rsonal friend England's Queen (MM ... OK ORMONDE. HON. liolilS VIVIAN, HON. ETHEL C.K.KAUD. courageous oiing lady would fear to ride, and yet, despite tile fact that tdio comes ol a long line of hard rid.ng maternal as well as patirnal ancestors, she is in no sense u horsey girl, off her horse she i a frou frou as a Parisian marquise, mil she has long bun a prime favorite wph ill queen, who admire her high spirits and her genlle voice and big appalin gray eyi s. If women below the lank of duchess were permitted to bear the canopy over the quei n ill Wesliuilisl. r Abbey il is safe to if Mr. Daniels, had a brother, to whom lie used to give some of his free transporta tion. Mr. Daniels found this out and tlio next time his friend wrote for pass s In replied: "Sorry lo refuse you, but I've been told you've been giving them away lo an outsider." A few days later Mr. Daniels happcnid to be in the village and called on the ed itor. "You see how it Is," he ixplaimd. "I am willing to do almost anything for you I can, but I hear that you give away the passes to your brother. Now. I don't know your brother, but I know he has n claims on the road." "My poor brother!" xclaiined the editor indignantly. "Why, the last time 1 saw my brother a hearse was carrying him to the cemetery." Mr. Daniels was apologetic and regret ful. "I didn't know that your brother was dead." he said, "and I am very sorry. I'll s' ml you transportation at once." He did so and Hie biolher took a trip to N.w Vi.i-k in il. A few weeks later Mr. Daniels met auntle r friend from tic edi ti r's town and remarked lliat he was s ri to hear of the death of Tom's brother. "Why, Tom's brother isn't dead." said the other. "I saw him just before I cam" away, driving his hearse. He's an umb t laker, you know." - v "They certainly know more about pel '' i . j MAID OK HONOR To Til K tjlKEN. pi'dirt that the iiuinicsH of t'romartie would have been one iif the four chosen In this high olllce. As il was. tin quei -n deliberately passed over Ihe claims of many superior elderly ladies who bilicvcd in their divine right to assist at corona tions and picked out her four canopy bearers, because they were young, pretty and eminently like able. Their grace of Suihril ml. Marlborough, Montrose and roll land are to support Hie queen, really to the disgust if the duchess f Devonshire, etc. Among tin- assisting women only will be seen the pretty, piquant counless of t'romar tie, w!i is a countess and heiress qiiHe in her own right. She Is lirsl coin-Hi of Hie duke of Sutherland and through her f. it her inherits the earldom of Cromarlle, which he Inherited from his niolhir. who was also countess of ('romartie in lor own light. I .ail y 'romart le, with all her wealth and good lin ks mill high lineage, chose to marry Major llliint, ami he ami she li.e al Castle I, end or at Tarbard House on Cm- marl 1 even tdic I laelie as llui li Her sisli r is Kirlh. to her is Scotch nil ihlngs, aw accent, and speaks ly as her Highland tenantry, the sturdy Lady Coiis'an e Mai ki ti.ie, who rides astrde. ami swims like a South Sea island t, and travels as industriously as Sinbad Ihe Sa.lur. and cares not the snap of her fingers lo be al caurl. Iady Cnuiiarlie is gentle and donieslli' and a truly warm friend of the queen, who, though old enough to be her mother, is not ill Hie leas! overshadowed by the fresh young bi aiilies she pleases to gather ab nit her. hies in Indiana than in any ollnr stale In the union," sail Colonel Harry Hall to n New York reporter. "Every man Is a politician. An experience I had when I was stumping the slate ill lV.oi for McKinley shows how i lusrly labs are kept. "1 got off at (iicenciiistle lo get a sand wich and met a prosperous looking man at the lunch counter. "How ate things politically?" I asked. " (ili. liist rate,' he said. 'We've got '.in t his ear. mire.' " '( ii I w bum ?' I asked. "'Why. ihe democrats. We've been lubting th m fir yiars and we've brought h- ib-mocrai ie majority in this county down so that we t ii d 'em last time. This lime we'll whip 'em.' "'re you sure of it?' 1 asked. "(Vrtaiir lie said, with the inmost con viction. 'Why, strangir. three republicans have moved Into the ft unly and there ain't a family in the county with a sick re publican in it. We can't lose.' " - While Ci imrcssiuaii Waniock of Ohio was sirring as Judge of the court of special pleas in his disiiict, whiih poillon he held for ten jiiits. h" wa.i one day tring i case ill which a woman was a witness. An attorney aski d her age and the williess I esilated. ' Heller answer the question now," said the lawyer. "The longer you -hi.-i'aie the older you will bo."