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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: MONDAY, MAY 2G, 1002.
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far I Ibaa gfla far the Irtl Inner
tlan. Three tdrrrllMarnlt nanat a a
Advertiser, by reejaesttna a a a m
tiered rkrrk, can answers ad.
Areeeed to a mabrrfd letter la vara
f Taa Bar. Aaiaert aa addressed will
be delivered mm presentation at ta
86 FOR HAL. If A DAK'S WORK.
II you live In tna country or in a small
town and bave a good acquaintance
among the farmers and stock raisers In
tna neigaoorhoou you van make iv csaliy
by tour or Qvc hour' worn. Write ua
ana we will tend your our proposition,
ine Bee p uDllebing Co.. solicitor' Dept.,
Omaha, Is so. UtAtLi
WANTED, a good man In every county to
take subscription ior Tna Twentieth Cen
tury Farmer. Our agents make good
wages everywhere Heterence required.
Address Twentieth Century farmer,
Omaha, Neo. a u
THREE or (our good men wanted; 1U0 per
month. Cail 627 paxton clock, a Ml'92
O. R. RATHBt'N gives private lessons lit
bookkeeping. Room 16, Commercial Na
tional bank. B 283
fL'FHINO salesmen can lesrn of something
to their advantage by writing The Hawk
lsuraery Co., Milwaukee, Wla.
B IS Jit
WANTED Men for work In the beet
fields. Addresa Standard Cattle Co.,
Ames. Nel. B M4S4 27
WA NTED All-around printer, capable of
taking charge of mechanical department
f country papvr. Addresa F. H. Porter,
Holdrege, Neb. B M6tio 26
WANTED Wideawake young man with
small capital to rake management of
business which will pay luo per cent Im
mediately; no risk; beat of references re
quired. B 1. bee. (Answer to number.)
COLLECTOR, deliver and salesman
wanted at once. Hlxenbaugh, Suo Ware
block. B MM2
WANTED, teams for railroad grading;
several months work; wage $3.bd. team
nd driver; free transportation. Addresa
Winston Bros. Co., Niobrara, Neb.
B M343 29
MEN Our catalogue explains how we
teach barber trade In eight weeks; mailed
t free. Moler Barber College, lea Farnam
at B M642 30
WANTED, a good blacksmith, at once, one
that understands plow work and general
repair work. Address M. H. Mattnlesen.
I Superior, Neb. B MU6 26
WANTED, good all around plumber and
teamfltter; small town; steady work;
tood wages; write, giving references.
Ilackman Brouwer, Shenandoah, la.
B M739 2S
WANTED, a good all around candy maker
for wTToiesare trade. Clark Candy Co.,
Colotado Springs, Colo. B M.7J 27
For Illustrators, ad writers, journalists,
bookkeeper, stenographers and proof.
. readers, provided they are members of
our Institute; pay us no tuition fee until
we have secured for you a position; write
at once, mentioning the subject you wish
to study. Correspondence Institute of
America, Box 646, Scranton. Pa. B
ALE (MUX WANTED.
SALESMEN wanted for full line of fruit
and ornamental treea; pay weekly; outfit
free. Lawrence Nursery Company, Law
' rence, Kan. s8 Jl9
WE HAVE a number of agencies In Ne
braska and western Iowa where we uie
good men selling our Standard Stock
Food to farmers and feeders; they must
have teams and give full time to the
business; they must be men of high
standing, have some knowledge of live
tock and good business ability; we fur
nish wagons for such men and offer ex
ceptional Inducement to permanent sales,
men: bond required; send for application
blank. The F. K. Sanborn Company.
Omaha, Neb. M:7 M28
WAITED FEMALE HELP.
WANTED, two young lady students to
learn halrdresslng, manicuring and chi
ropody ax 4 scientific massage. Call or
write Room 220, Bee Bldg. C 294
100 Qlrls. Call Canadian office, Uth 6 Dodge.
WANTED, deserving young lady or gentle
mm iu ii in v acnoiarsmp in Omaha s
best business and shorthand college and
pay for it when course Is finished and
position secured. Address A 1. Bee.
WANTED, a teacher' to Instruct the
French language to a claaa of three,
twice a week; state terms. Address Z 34,
WANTED, experienced salesladies In glove,
yelling and dress trimming department.
- J. I Brandela A Sons, Boston Store,
COMPETENT girl for general housework.
Small family. 217 South 26th St.
WANTED, good woman cook at onoe: Qer-
man preferred. Commercial Hotel, Hum
phrey, Neb. C M520 27
, WANTED, girl for, general housework;
mall family. Call at 10 N. Slat Ave.
1 C-667 26
mail family. 124 fl. 24th St. C M556
OOOD girl for general housework. 1024
Park ave. , C MM 26
WANTED, girls-; experience not necessary
, Kimball Laundry. 1511 Jackaon. C 66
WANTED agents In every town to aell
Raymond's sheet blueing. I ship agents
the goods, they sell It and keep one-half
: the money Address Raymond Blueing
i House, St. Edwards, Neb. C Mi0 27
WANTED A girl f.r genersl housework. 1
In family. 14.00 per week and a line home
for a good girl. Mrs. H. J. Abraham. 214
Iouglas St. c M730
WANTED A nurse girt. 633 So. Kth Ave.
WANTED Good wagea to good girl. 2334
, Harney. C-608-24'
rVANTED-E.pertenced bookkeeper and
.stenographer. B Is, Bee. C 502 24
VANS and baggage wagons. TeL 1134.
TO MOVE right get Omaha Van Storage
Co.; office liUH caroam. or Tei. 156i-t-i.
S ," p4ru of eitr- The o!
UUUOW p. jjavia Co.. fc3 Bee Bldg.
HOU8E8. stores. Be ml. Paxton block.
BEE PATNE. BOdTWICK A CO. for eholca
bouses, etu-l N. Y. Ute Bidg. Tel. 11.
D 3u2 '
HOC8ES and flats. Rlngwalt, Barker block
VN EQUALED, central. modernand 5
room flats. Tlsard, 230 K. 23d St. D 330
K. WILLIAMSON. 1303 Farnam St.
FOR RENT, t-roora, modern, detached
house, newly palntvd and papered, tw.
MU Capitol Ave. TeL (71. B. if. RoM.on.
t204 WEBSTER, 11 rooms, modern. I5;
llt Farnam. t rooms, modern and barn,
lib, others. Rlngwalt Broa.. Barker Hlk.
FOR RENT. I and I rooms, part modern.
UH Lake at. 'Phone F&Ji. U M..17 3
-ROOM cottage, til per month. 2S Cald-
wen Bt. l-.nuuire Jos. Goldsmith, room
U. United States Bank Bldg.
D 714 :
HOUSES TO LET:
I rooms, modern. 531 South ITth, ISO.
roome, modern, liM 6outh STth. 127 50.
W. Farnam fcmlth at Co.. 1330 Farnam Bt.
L 4 n
U-ROOM kMlglnf bouse. South Omaha: 5-
room cottase. J7th and t, tr.uth Omaha;
mm . . ... fTr US 11U I.I N
V Hwerf li Ajtnmet, (-MTU XT
FOR HEST-HOI E8.
DESIRABLE HOI SE8.
IC'IS Mnrrr st., t ro'.ms, all modern. In good
neighborhood. Mo per month.
ICS P lth St., rooms. 115 per month.
OEOROE A COM PA NT, lflul Farnam St
HOUSES, etc. F. D. Waad. 1S! Douglas!""
OOOD modern 8-room house, 25th snd
Blondo. D &8S tl
MAOGARD Van A Storage Co. Tel. H9.
FOR RENT, all modern, seren-rrtom house,
excellent neighborhood, near High school,
rent reduced. 5o7 N. T. Life BulMlna:.
8MAI.I, furnished house, alo two con
nected rooms, with bath, sultible for light
housekeeping. Inquire 936 Charles St.
LONO list of splendid houses, one new. F.
D. Wrad. i:,24 Dojlas St. D 533 24
FOR REM-FIRJISHED ROOMS.
ELEGANT rooms, finest location In the
city. 1J CapMol Ave. E M835
LALGE, also smaller room, tot N. 19th St
E 166 tin
TWO housekeeping rooms, IS. 2623 Bt.
Mary's. E M214 1126
FOR RENT, a nee large furnished frott
room, with alcove. 701 A. 34th at.
THE LANGE HOTEL, 804 8. 13th st.
E M743 JS
DEWET European hotel. 13th and Farnam.
TWO beautlfvl connecting parlors, fur
nished or unfurnished; modern home;
lirge lawn, privilege of light housekeep
ing. 2023 Burt. E Ms04
NEWLY furnished rooms, with good board.
3"7 N. 25th St. E 46
SUITE of pleasant rooms. 412 N. lth st
E M48 26
BOUTII front, alcove room and aide room.
250 Harney. E M765 1
FIRK1SHED ROOMS ASD BOARD.
FRONT room and board. 1922 California.
Merrtam, comfortable summer home. Tel. S3.
BOOMS, first-class board. 2224 Farnam.
F M458 29
VERY desirable rooms. 212 8. 25th St.
HAVE one nice cool front room, suitable
for two men, 1919 Burt 8t F 561
THREE desirable furnished rooms; home
cooking; gentlemen preferred. 2301 Doug
las St. F M666
LARGE furnished front room with board.
loOl Park Ave. F M764 27
FOR REST-IKFl'RNISUED ROOMS.
DESK room space, 15 per month, ground
floor room In The Bee building, facing
Farnam street; no expense for light, beat
or janitor service. R. C. Peters & Co.,
Mental Agents, Bee building. G 114
SUITE of rooms, modern, housekeeping.
(16 Georgia Ave. G M851
CENTRAL, I choice rooms. 230 N. 23d.
UNFURNISHED rooms, single and en
suite, for light .housekeeping. Wlthnell
building, 15th and Harney sts. flee
janitor. O M558 26
THREE large, desirable unfurnished
rooms, with alcove, June 1st, 633 8. ffith st
O 681 26
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FOR REST STORES AND OFFICE.
FOR RENT, the building formerly occu
pled by The Bee at 116 Farnam St. It has
four stories and a basement which was
formerly used as The Bee press room.
This will be rented very reasonably. If
Interested apply at once to C. C. Rose
water, secretary, room 100. Bee building.
FOR RENT, store In first -class location;
rent reasonable. Apply R. C. Peters &
Co., ground floor, Bee Bldg. 1266
FOR RENT, desk room or large space
suitable for merchandise broker or party
doing buoiness in wholesale district In
quire Hene A Co., 91 Farnam St
Large room fronting on 16th st., first
floor. Board of Trade bldg., good light.
ITS per month. Qeorge & Co., 11 Farnam
st I-M493 5
BUILDING In best part wholesale district.
F. D. Wead, 1524 Douglas St. 1-634 29
FOR RENT, brick store room. No. 2412
Cuming street, In Sander block. Howard
Kennedy A Son, 209 First National Bank
building. 1576 28
TO LET, offices In Paxton block and Mr
Cague Bldg. W. Farnam Smith Co., &Q
Farnam St 1672
STORE ROOM ON DOUGLAS STREET
VACANT ABOUT JULY 1.
W. FARNAM 8M1TH CO 1330 FARNAM
WANTED, canvassing agents In every
county to aoltclt subscriptions to THE
TWENTIETH CENTURY FARMER;
steady employment with assured good
Income; sgents In the country with
horse and buggy especially desired; can
vasser make eaatly 60 to 1100 per month.
Address Century Farmer Solicitors'
Bureau. Bee building. 'Omaha. 211
WANTED TO BIY.
WANTED, two or three good vacant lots.
suitable ror residences or flats; must be
good locations and price reasonable; all
cash and no extra expense of selling.
Address direct to buyers, B 10, rare Bee
orllce. N M449
FOR SALE FlRNITl'RE.
CHICAGO Furniture Co., 1410 Dodge. Tel.
vjm. iv ew ana seconanana, bought, sold,
exchanged. O 111
FOR SALE HORSES, WAGONS, ETC.
PAINTING and repairs on wagons, etc.
our specialty, rt. rost, ittn and Leav
enworth TeL 1447. . P 313
SEVERAL fine driving horses. Walter
rneipa, room u, m. x. ui bug.
GOOD extension ton carriage at a sacrifice.
nee jonnson Kooerts, jonn Deere Bldg.,
loth and Leavenworth Sts.
FOR BALE, phaeton and sewing machine
at 'W Pacific st. t'-MM 27
FOR SALE, buggies, phaetons, carriages.
runaoouta, new ana second nana, at cut
price. Repairing and trimming; also put
ou rubber Urea. Pt12er, 27 lb and Leav
enworth 8ts. P SS8 M34
rOR SALE MI9CELLANEOIB.
IDHAND safe cheap. Bch warts, 114 8. 13th.
FLESCHER sells bicycles. 1(3 Capitol Ave.
IDHAND rate cheap.
Derlgbt, 1119 Farnam.
100 STYLES trusses: catalogue free. Sher
man A McConnell Drug Co., 14th and
Dodge. Omaha. Q 414
BICTCLFS and phonographs on easy pay
menu to down 1150 per week: 2d hand
wheels, 15. and 110: new wheel. Hi
Omaha Bicycle Co , Uth and Chicago Sts.
WIRE fence for pou.'try. hog, lawn and
yard, hitch posts, tree guards. Wire
Works. tU7 at 16th St Tel. 15.
FOR 8ALE. phonograph, superior to sny
other musical Instrument; ti up. The
Wlttman Co.. 1(21 Farnam. Q 111
TYPEWRITERS, latest Remington. Smith
Premier. Densmore. replaced bv THK
UNTERWOOD; low price Rentala. 12.
to at per montn A. H Workman A Co..
117 Farnam. 'Phone 242S. Q MiSS
FOR 6AJ.E. Carriage top trimmer's ma
chine. Singer, good as new; only bn
used six month. Addr Bog K-4. Hast.
Ings, Neb. 0.MXJ fv
FOR StLK SIHCELLAXEOI .
FOR SALE, scholsrshtp In an Omaha
shorthand school, cheap. Inquire 2.T? Hee
BTEl:oPTICANS and moving picture
machines. B. F. Wum, 140S Fumam St
Q 41 MM
CLOSING out household goods and stoves
cheap. 1314 Dodge Bt ' Q-MU1 J2
SECONDHAND billiard and pool table
billiard tables repaired; a large stock of
cheap ar fixtures, cigar counters, etc.
The Brunswick, Balke, Collender Co.,
4u7-( So. 19th. O-tit
NEW and Idhand typewriters. 1119 Far
nam. Q M762
FOR SALE, seeord-hand desks, chairs and
walnut office counter and railings. Ws
bash office, 1415 Fsrnsm st Q M14
FOR SALE Chesapeake Bay puppies;
finest retrievers on water fowl; reason
able prices. A. J. Hayne. 3824 N. 23d
t Q MSC7 Je5
INDIAN goods Snd tellcs. 1119 Farnam.
FIR timbers for house movers, etc., 40 to 71
feet; cribbing and hog fence, tul Douglas.
FOR SALE, fine Imported harness, brass
mounted and trimmed; cost when new
13; will sell for 150; can be seen at Doty
A Russell's barn. 30th and Leavenworth
streets. Q 529
SMALL grocery stock for sale. Address B
29, Bee. Q 677 27
FOR SALE, a bakery and confectionery
business In a good town of 2,000 inhnbl
tants doing big paying business, for sale
at a bargHin; reasons for selling, poor
health. Address Box (24, Omaha. Neb.
FOR SALE, a melodlan In good condition.
Address B 35, Bee. Q M750 3
FOR SALE, one good as new 2-4-quart
Ice cream packer and one 4-quart Ice
cream freezer, cheap. B 36, Bee.
PROF. LEAHIE PARLORS. 1619 DODGE
Clairvoyant and Palmist
tells you all you want to know, every
hope, fear nd wish of your Ufo, faults,
quality, capability, trade or profeaaion
you are best suited for: fortunate and
unfortunate periods of life; breaks evil
Influences; how to win the one you love,
conquer enemies, restore lost affections;
advice on business, health, marriage,
divorce, etc. Hours, t to 9. S MoM) J3
MRS. FRITZ, clairvoyant 1614 Cass St
MME. GYLMER. genuine palmist 115 8. 15.
MME. SMITH, baths, 114 N.15. 2d floor R. 2.
MME. AMES, vapor baths, 124 N. 15th, r. 7.
Mlddlemlsa. wall paper cleaner. Tel. 1739.
DR. ROY, chiropodist, corns and superflu
ous hair removed by electricity. R. 12,
Frenser block. U 323
PRIVATE hospital, before and during con
finement; babies adopted. 2306 Grant St
Mrs. Gardels. Tel F-U&2. U 124
FLESCHER will fix your bicycle right.
HAIRDRESSING, manicuring and chiro
pody, for ladles only, In connection with
The Bathery. 216-220 Bee Bldg. U 326
RUPTURE permanently cured In 30 to 60
days: send for circular. O. 8. Wood, M.
D., 6C1 New York Lite Bldg., Omaha, Neb.
ACCORDION pleating, cheapest, best and
quickest Mrs. A. C. Mark, 17 A Douglas
GRAMOPHONES and supplies, wholesale
and retail. Collins Piano Co., 1623 Doug
las. U 329
CHIROPODY a specialty. In connection
with The Bathery. rooms 216-220 Bee Bldg.
TeL 1716. 13-330
SHAMPOOING and halrdresslng. c, in
connection with The Ba'.hery, Jl6-r Bee
building. TeL 1716. U 331
PRIVATE home for ladies before and dur
ing confinement; babies adopted. 2630
Burdette. Mrs. Burgee U M216 Jl6
VI AVA, woman's way to health. Horn
treatment Bouklet free. 346 Pea Bldg..
Omaha. U 334
BEE Proctor, fine pictures. (16 8a uth.
O 683 J3
ROOMS, 610H So. 10th 8t 'Phone 1811.
ELITE PARLORS, (15 8. 16th St.. 2d floor.
U M759 J7
DR. JAMES H. PEABODY has moved from
(.apuoi avenue to nai over uranam s
drug store, northeast corner Twenty
fourth and Farnam streets. U M752 J7
FOUND, best Ice cream soda In city, 5o.
Shrader'a Store, 24th and Seward.
MME. SMITH, baths, 118 N. 15, 2d floor, r. 3.
U M223 J16
LOWEST PRICES In accordion and side
pleating, ine uoiaman .-Pleating Co.,
2u0 Douglas block. U M781
EMPIRE RUPTURE CURE 832 N. Y.
Life Bldg., Omaha, Send for circulars.
YOL'NG man, good character, good cir
cumstances, desires scqualntance good
lady matrimonially Inclined. Lock Box
1077 Yankton. 8. D. U M518 JS
'Es macht nichts aus."i
what brand of cigars a man ha been
Er vergist sie alle
after he once tries the
MONEV TO LOAN HEAL ESTATE.
ti PER CENT on business property.
& per ceut on residence properly.
Options to pay whole or part any time.
W. B. ME1KLE, 401 cL Uth St.
MONEY to loan on improved Omaha real
estate. Brennan-Lova Co., 309 8. 13th.
WANTED, city loans and warrant. W.
Farnam Smith A Co., 132J Farnam St.
Sherwood, 937 N. Y. L.
FARM and city loans, low rales. W. H.
Thomas, 1st Nat Bank Bldg. Tel. 1644.
WANTED, city and farm loans; also bonds
and warrants. R. c. Peters A Co.. I7ui
Farnam St. Bee Bldg. W 341
LOW RATES. Private money.
PAY N E INVESTMENT COMPANY.
Main Floor N. Y. Life Bid
44 TO I P. C. money. Bemis. Paxton Blk.
I PER CENT loans. Garvin Bros., 1604
Farnam. W 310
PRIVATE money. F. P. Wead, 1524 Dougla
MONEY TO LOAN CHATTELS.
In our presnt location. Deal with an old
reliable Crui and establish a credit that
will be of use to you In the future. We
make loans on Furniture. Pianos, Live
Stock and to Salaried People. Our rates
re aa few a any. and much tower than
many. Our motto 1. "Try to plea." If
you have dealt with u and are pleased
tell others. If you are displeased tell ua.
OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO.
U9 Board of Trade Bldg., 3u6 rV 16ih 8t
tUtabllahed la liul TeL IT
LARGK8T BUSINESS IN LOANS TO
SALARIED PEOPLE, merchant tnam
sters. boarding houkea, etc. without -curtly;
easiest term; 40 offices In Jim-
cipai ciuca. toman, tiuara of Trat
MONEY TO LOAN CHATTELS.
BEWARE OF CHEAP IMITATORS.
Don t let your debt worry ybu,
C ALL ON I B
and we will make you
A SALARY 1XJAN
We loan to honest employes
110 to 1100 without security, endorser or
publicity. OFFICE HOUBS. I a. m. to I
RELIABLE CREDIT COMPANY,
Room 8"3, Taxton Block, Third Floor.
LOANS on CHATTEL8 and rSALARIES.
PHOENIX CREDIT CO..
uccesscrs to J. W. TATLOE.
Sii Paxton Block. TEL. !4j-
To accommodate our COUNCIL BLUFFS
patron we have established e.rgant of
rices at ROOM 24. WICKMAM BLDG.,
intersection Broadway A pearl Sts.
TEL. a. X 4a4
8ALARY AND FURNITURE LOANS.
Do you want money for long or short terms
at rates rarely equanea vy competitors.
"Its our business to supply it." AMERI
CAN LOAN CO., Third Floor. Paxton
Block. X M040
MONEY loaned on plain note to salaried
reople; buclneaa confidential; lowest rates.
U Paxton block. The J. A. Hullon Co.
MONEY loaned on furniture, live stock,
jewelry, to salaried people. Foley Loan
Co., sue. to Duff Green, Barker Block.
MONEY loaned on pianos, furniture, Jew-
eiry, horses, cows, etc. c . need. ji a l.
14-ROOM brick fist, fine location, com-
pluely furnished, full roomers only; no
reasonable offer rejected for furniture. J.
H. Johnson. Y 677 26
TO GET In or out of business call on Wil
liams, Room 411. McCague building.
FOR SALE, the beat hardware stock in the
btst agricultural section oi lowa; large
annual trade; stock will Invoice about
110,000; profits large; must close up an
estate lntereat the only reason for selling.
Address V 40, Bee. Y 35a
IF YOU want to BUY or SELL real es
tate call or write,
NEW SNOW-CHURCH CO..
4th floor N. Y. Life Bldg., Omaha.
FOR SALE, stock of hardware and har
ness in town of 800 people in southwest
ern Iowa; stock will Invoice about to.uuO.
Address A 31, Bee. Y Mils 26
WHEN you want to buy, sell or exchange
vnn, kn.ln.ia n, rrnrMrtv nillfW ... . I
H. Johnson, 843 N. Y. Life. Y-M175
DESK ROOM, roll-top desk and phone
service. J. H. Johnson. S43 N. Y. Life.
FOR SALE, a first-class harness shop;
cause of sale death of owner. Address
Thomas Kolouch, administrator. Crete,
Neb. Y M519 26
FOR SALE Asphalt plant, 11th and
Grace sts., Omaha. Apply to the Stand
ard Paving Co., Chicago, III.
PIANO, 2 good clear lots and cash for
good piano. J. H. Johnson, N. Y. Life.
FOR SALE A chattel loan business; well
established; can be bought for 6.0no and
will net 1400 above expenses monthly.
Geo. F. Abbott, 115 South lth. Omaha.
CONFECTIONERY, Ice cream and notion
stand, good location In city, iloo tor it.
J. H. Johnson, N. Y. Life. Y-M672 26
HOTEL, furniture of 24 rooms. Only house
In good live Nebraska, town; low rent;
domestic trouble cause for selling; 1550
buys It If taken quick; worth doub'e. J.
H. Johnson. N. Y. Life. Y M675 28
FOR SALE Bakery and confectionery,
doing lio.ooo business yearly, ror ii.wo
cash, worth 12,000. Address. Louts Wahl,
Le Mars. Iowa. Y iJ3 24
FOR SALE Livery or feed barn without
stock; also secononana ponaoie i-norse
gasoline engine. Address, F. A. Matson,
Madison, Neb. - Y 349 24
WILL exchange good oak wardrobe for
folding bed. N 49. Bee. - Z-M510
WHAT have you to exchange for a lot at
42d and Mason street. Address B S3, Bee.
Z M668 31
FOR SALE REAL ESTATE.
THAT VALUABLE RESIDENCE WITH
LARGE GROUNDS AND FINE SHADE-
TREES AT 504 S. 28TH ST. CAN BE
PURCHASED FOR 7,500j ORIGINAL
COST 113.500. INQUIRE ON PREM
ISES. RE M745 26
FOR SALE, eight-room house, GOOD RE
PAIR, corner lot fine well, cistern, water
In bouse, sewer, 8 blocks car, sidewalk,
big barn. COST !2.0.j.OO TO BUILD
HOUSE NOW. CHEAP, 11.15000; CASH
tnoo.oo; might take less. BAU 110.(5
3 good houses and lots, RENT 123.00 A
MONTH, line location to rent. CHEAP
AT I2.000T. Terms to suit.
F. J. Pearsons, Glasgow Blk., Bo. Omaha,
Neb. RE M719 26
NEW HOUSE, T rooms, with furnace, gas,
porcelain bath, barn for 4 horses, south
front. 2S26 Parker 6t. Price, 2.6o0.
South 30th Ave., north of Hanscom Pork,
8-room new house, oak finish, porcelain
bath, gas, furnace, block street car. Is
rented for 336.00 per month. Price, 13,500;
part cash, balance at 6 per cent.
J. H. SHERWOOD. 937 if. T. Life Bldg.
Phone 3S. BE-M724 26
RANCH and farm lands for sale by the
Union Paclflo Railroad company. B. A.
McAUester, land commissioner. Union Pa
cific Headquarter, Omaha, Neb.
FORTY acres, short distance west Flor
ence pumping station, covered with tim
ber, an Ideal place for summer home or
for fruit Only 13,000. F. D, Wead, 1524
Douglas St RE 535 ZD
BUY best house paints, varniahes, etc.!
Suallty highest, prices lowest. National
11 aoi Paint Co.. 101 Jones St.
FINE home, 7-ronm house and lot, for sal
cheap. 2614 Marcy street. RE 569 87
GEORGE O. WALLACE, real estate, mort
gage, rentals, lnsj.ance. Brown block.
HOUSES, lots, farms, ranches, loans: also
fir Insurance. Bemis, Paxton block.
IF YOU have a house and lot which you
want to sell quick for all cash you can
find a buyer by sending a full descrip
tion of the property and price direct to
the buyer; no extra expense for selling;
price muet be reasonable. Address, with
full description, B 14, Bee ofnVe.
RE Mia 28
Wll I tArVKON Charles e.
FOR BALE, cheap, lands and ranches, with
stock. Address Win. N. Parcel. North
Platte, Neb. RE M1S8 27'
THE OMAHA REALTY CO.. 1301 Douglas
St.. upstair; small houses for sale; cheap
building ict. Call for catalogue and price
list. Private money to loan on eaay
terms. RE 1j7
More homes are being built in Benson
than In all other suburbs combined. This
Is simply because It offer the advan
tage. If you want to know how to get
a lot or p home on easy terms call on
BENSON A CAR MICH A EL,
643 PAXTON BLOck.
BEAUTIFUL home. I rooms, modern, south
front, lame lot. Price ll.auO, email
amount doan, balance monthly payments
same a rei.t. Bemis, Paxton blk.
COTTAGE with alx large rooixs on 80-foot
corner lot; three block from car; bouse
newly painted and ha new roof. It la a
bargain at 81.100 and can be bought with
payment down, balance to suit. G E
Turkington. Bee Bldg. RE VII13 '
HOUSES and lots In all parta of city; also
acre property and farm lands. The O. i
Davis Co.. Room Soi. Bee building
BEST building lot la Kountse place- on
ornei of KounUa park. Ed T. Hayden
Id N. 11th V RE-MW 87
FOR SALE REAL ESTATE.
FARMS If you wish to buy a grain, fruit
or stock farm, get my list of western
Michigan (lower peninsula) bargains;
write today; they are going rapidly. 8.
V. R. Hayes, Orand Raulds, Mich.
IF TOU want one of the nicest 8-room
homes In Hanscom Place I will give you
a bargain. Owner left city. Must sell
J. 1L Sherwood. S37 N. Y. L Bldg.
SEE PAYNE. BOSTWICK A CO. for Choice
bsrgains. 601-2 N. Y. Life Bldg. TeL 1011.
The famous Beaver and Sappa valleys have
the finest alfnlfa land In the state and at
very reasonable prices. If you want a
bargain write us for dscrlptlve list
6mith & Davis. Beaver City, Neb.
RE 853 24
DR. PRIES, the acknowledged leading
specialist in diseases of women In Omaha,
would call the attention of suffering
Indies to his unsurpassed accommodations
before and during confinement and his
treatment for Irregularities, no matter
what cause. Call or address, with stamp.
Dr. Pries, Arlington Block. 1518 Dodge,
MAM FACTl RING.
P. MELCHIOR, Uth and Harney, ma.
OMAHA Safe and Iron Wks., make a spe
cialty of fire escapes, shutters, doors and
safes. Q. Andreen, Prop., 102 8. 10th St
STAMMERING AND STUTTERING.
CURED. Julia Vaughn. 430 Ramga Bldg.
LOST, between the th and "th of May,
white mare pony; weight, H"J lb. Jens
Jensen, 56lh and I, sts.. South Omaha,
L. HENDERSON. 1518 Farnam. Tel. 12f.S,
Send for price list, cut Bowers and plant.
CARPENTERS AND JOINERS.
ALL kinds of carpenter work and repairing
promptly attended to. J. i. ucniitree.
LAW AND COLLECTIONS.
Stlllman A Price, att i s.
A. P. Llilis, notary, 23 U. S. Nat. Tel. 1720.
470 J 19
MACFARLAND A MAY, 805 N. Y. Life.
SHORTHAND AND TYPEWRITING.
A. C. VAN SANT'S schooL 717 N. Y. Life.
BOYLES' college, court reporter prlnclraL
N. Y. Life. -366
NEB. Business & Shorthand College, Boyd
GID E. A ALICE JOHNSON, osteopaths.
Suite 515. N. Y. Life Bldg. Tel. 1664.
DR. A. T. HUNT. 612 McCague Bldg. TeL
DR. MRS. MUSICK, Douglas Blk. TeL 2823.
OMAHA Plating Co.. Bee Bldg. TeL 2536.
NOTICE, PAPER HANGERS.
OMAHA Steam Past Co., manufactuer of
paate for all purpose; In barrels and half
barrels. Write for prices. 2210 Cuming.
WATERS PRINTING COMPANY. Tele
phone 2190. 611 South Thirteenth street.
ANTI-MONOPOLY GARBAGE CO., cleans
cesspools and vaults, removes garbage and
dead animals at reduced prices. 621 N. 11
TeL 1779. -826
FRENCH. Spanish, fencing. 408 N. 26th st
Sharpened, repaired. L I. Wks, 1406 Howard.
O. R. GILBERT CO., tanners. 1424 So. 18th,
PACIFIC Storage and Warehouse Co., 918
914 Jones, general storage and forwarding.
OM. Van Stor. Co., 15114 Farn. Tela. 1568-863.
IN FAMILIES. Miss Sturdy, 8042 Farnam.
OMAHA Steam Laundry; shirts, 8c; collars,
tc; cuffs, 4c. 1750 Leavenworth. Tel. 547.
MRS. MINER, children's photos specialty,
618 N. 16th. -M167 26
EAGLE Loan Office, reliable, accommodat
ing; all business confidential. 1301 Douglas.
ALPIRN buys all kinds of Scran iron and
metals. 913 Douglas st TeL 2474. 129
REDUCED prices In pleating, ruchlngs,
tucking and appllquelng. For full In
formation inquire Ideal Pleating Co . 1516
Howard St. -773 J7
C. B. SHAW'S new studio open all summer.
JOE YOUBEN removed to 1411V4 Farnam Bt
OMAHA Hay Bale Tie Co.. 811 North 16th,
Flrst-claaa work. 2301 Farnam. Tel. osl
BEST laundry. The Chicago, 'phone 206.
(Should be read DAILY by all Interested,
as changes may occur at any time.)
Foreign mails for the week ending May
31. will close (PROMTLY In all cases)
at the general poatofflce aa follows: Par
cels post mall close one hour earlier than
c'osing time showa below. Parcle post
mail for Germany close at i p. ni.
Regular and supplementary mail eloe at
foreign station half hour later than closing
time shown below (except that suppleuionu
ary malls for Europe and Central America,
via Colon, close one hour later at foreign
TUESDAY At a. m for ITALY di
rect, per . s. Llgtirla (mail must be di
rected "per s. s. lJgurla").
WEDNESDAY At 6 a. m. for IRELAND,
Per a. s. Oceanic, via Wueenstown imali
for other parts of Europe must be di
rected "per s. s. Oceanic"); at 6:30 a. m.
for EUROPE, per s. s. Philadelphia, via
Southampton; at 10 a. m. for BELGIUM
direct, per s. s. Kensington tmull must
he directed "per a. a. Kensington").
THURSDAY At 4:30 a. m. for EUROFE.
per s. s. F. Bismarck, via Plymouth,
Cherbourg and Hamburg tmnll for
France must be directed "per
e. s. F. Blsmnrck"): at 7 a. m. for
FRANCE. SWITZERLAND. ITALY.
SPAIN. PORTUOAU TURKEY. EGYPT.
GREECE. BRITISH INDIA and IOR
EN7.D MARQl KZ, per a. a. 1 Bavoie,
via Havre (mail for other parts of Europe
must be directed "per s. s. I.a Bavoie ";
at 8:30 a. m. for Italy direct, per a. s.
Sicllla (mall must be directed "per s. s.
SATURDAY At 7 a. m. for FRANCE. pe"
a. s. La (lascoKne, via Havre (mall for
other part of Europe must be directed
"per s. s. Ij Gascogne"); at 7: a. m.
for NETHERLANDS direct, per 8. a.
Totsdnm (mall must be directed "rer s.
e. Potsdam"); at a. m. for ITALY dl
rect. per s. s. Hohensollern (mall must
be directed "per . s. Hohensollern"); at
8:80 a. m. (supplementary 10 a. m.) for
EUROPE, per s. 8. Umbria, via Queens
town; at 9 a. m. for AZORES ISLANDS',
per s. s. Spartan Prince (mall for Italy
must be directed "per 8. s. Spartan
Prince"); at 9:30 a. m. for SCOTLAND
direct, per s. s. Columbia (mall must be
directed "per s. s. Columbia").
PRINTED MATTER, ETC.-Thls eteamcf
takes Printed Matter, Commerclnl Papers
and Samples for Qcrmany only. The same
class of mail matter for other parts ot
Europe will not be sent by this ship un
less specially directed by It.
After the closing of the supplementary
transatlantic malls named above, addi
tional supplementary malls are opened on
the piers of the American, English,
French and German stesmers, and re
main open until within ten minutes of the
hour of sailing of steamer.
Malls for South and Central Amer
ica, West Indies, Eto,
TUESDAY" At 9:30 a. m. (supplementary
10:30 a. m.) for CENTRAL AMERICA
(except Costa Rica) and SOUTH PA
CIFIC POUTS, per a. a. Finance, via
Colon (mall for Guatemala must be di
rected "per s. a. Finance"); at 12 m. for
YUCATAN and CAMPECHE. per 8. 8.
Ravensdale (mall must be directed "per
s. s. Ravensdale "); at 13 m. for GUADE
LOUPE, per s. s. Talisman (mall for
Barbados, Ifrltish, Dutch and French
Guiana must be directed "tier s, s. Talis
man"); at 6:30 p. m. for JAMAICA, per
. a. Admiral Farraarut, from Boston.
WEDNESDAY At 12:30 p. m. (supple
mentary 1 p. m.) for TURKS ISLAND
and DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, per s. a.
Cherokee; at 12:30 p. m. (supplementary
1:30 p. m.) for BT. THOMAS. ST. CROIX.
LEEWARD and WINDWARD ISLANDS.
BRITISH, DUTCH and FRENCH
GUIANA, per s. s. Korona (mall for
Grenada and Trinidad must be directed
"per s. e. Korona").
THURSDAY At 8 a. m. for CUBA, YU
CATAN, CAMPECHB, TABASCO and
CHIAPAS, per a. a. Yucatan (mall for
other parta of Mexico mttat be directed
"per s. s. Yucatan"): at 12 m. for SAN
TIAGO, per s. s. Ydimu at 1 p. m. for
PERNAMBUCO, SANTOS and SAO
PAULO, per s. s. Eastern Prince (mnll
for other parts of Braxll must be di
rected "per s. s. Eastern Prince"); at
6.30 p. m. for JAMAICA, per 8. b. Ad
miral Schlev, from Boston; at 11:30 P.
m. for NEWFOUNDLAND, per a. a.
Carthaginian, from Philadelphia.
SATURDAY At 9 a. m. (supplementary
9:30 a. m.) for PORTO RICO. CURACAO
and VENEZUELA, per s. s. Caracas
(mall for Savanllla and Cartagena must
be directed "per s. s. Caracas '); at 9:30
a. m. (supplementary 10:30 a. m.) for FOR.
TUNE ISLAND. JAMAICA. BAVANILLA
and CARTAGENA, per 8. s. Allt-ghany
(mall for Costa Rica must be directed
"per 8. a. Alleghany"); at 9:30 a. m. (sury
Elementary 10:30 a. m.) for HAITI and
ANTA MARTA. per 8. s. Alps; at 10
a. m. for MEXICO, per a. s. Niagara,
via Tamplco (mall must be directed "per
s. s. Niagara"); at 10 a. m. for CUBA,
per s. s. Mexico, via Havana; at 10 a. m.
for GRENADA. TRINIDAD and CIUDAD
BOLIVAR, per a. s. Maracas; at 11 a.
m. for ARGENTINE, URUGUAY and
PARAGUAY, per s. s. Etona; at 12:30 p.
m. for CUBA, per a. a. Ollnda, via Matan
sas (ordinary mall only, which must be
directed "per s. s. Ollnda").
Malls for Newfoundland, by rail to North
Sydney, and thence by eteamer, close at
this office dally at 6:30 p. m. (connect
Inar close here every Monday, Wednes
day and Saturday. Malls for Mlquelon,
by rail to Boston, and thence by steamer,
close at this office dally at 6:30 p. m.
Mali for Cuba, by rail to Florida, and
thence by steamers, are dispatched dally,
except Thursday, final connecting closes,
for dispatch via Port Tampa, on Mon
days, Wednesdays and Saturdays at 6:30
a. m. ; for dispatch via Miami, on Mon
days and Saturdays at 6:30 p. m. Malls
for Mexico City, overland, unless spe
cially addressed for dispatch by steamer,
close at this office dally except Sunday
at 1:30 p. m. and 11:30 p. m., Sundays at
1:00 p. m. and 11:30 p. m. Malls for Costa
Rica, Bellxe, Puerto Cortes and Guate
mala, by rail to New Orleans, and thence
by steamer, close at this office dally ex
cept Sunday at 1:30 p. m., Sundays at
1:00 p. m. (connecting closes here Mon
days for Belize, Puerto Cortes and Guate
mala, and Tuesdays for Costa Rica).
Registered mall closes at 6:00 p. m. pre
Malls for Hawaii, via San Francisco, close
here dally at 6:30 p. m. up to May "26,
Inclusive, for dispatch per s. s. Aorangl.
Mails for China and Japan, via Seattle,
close here dally at 6:30 p. m. up to May
28, Inclusive, for dispatch per s. a.
Shlnano Maru. (Registered mail must be
directed "via Seattle").
Mails for Hs-vall, China. Japan and Phil
ippine Islai.us, via San Francisco, closa
here dally at 6:80 p. m. up to May 30,
Inclusive, for dispatch per s. a. America
Malls for Tahiti and Marquesas Islands,
via 8a n Francisco, close here daily at
6:30 p. m. up to June 4, inclusive, for
dispatch per . s. Australia.
Malls for Australia (except West Australia,
which Is forwarded via Europe), New
Zealand, FIJI, Samoa and Hawaii, via
San Francisco, close here dally at 6:30
p. m. after May 24 and up to June 7,
inclusive, or on arrival of s. s. Etrurla,
due at New Y'ork June "7, tor dispatch
per s. a. Sierra.
Malls for Hawaii, Japan, China and Phil
lpplne Islands, via Ban Francisco, close
htre dally at 6:30 p. m. up to June "1,
Inclusive, for dispatch per s. s. City of
Malls for China and Japan, via Vancouver
and Victoria, B. C, close here dally at 6:30
p. m. up to June io, inclusive, for dis
patch per s. s. Empress of Japan (regis
tered mall must be specially addressed.
Merchandise for the U. o. postal Agency
at Shanghai cannot be forwarded via
Mall for the Philippine Islands, via San
Francisco, cloae here dally at 6:30 p. ni.
up to June -ll. Inclusive, for dispatch
per U. S. Transport.
Mails for China and Japan, via Tacoma,
close here dally at 6:30 p. m. up to June
13. Inclusive, for dispatch per s. s. Duke
Malls for Australia (except West Aus
tralia, which goes via Europe, and New
Zealand, which goes via San Francisco),
and Fill Islands, via Vancouver and Vic
toria, B. C, close here dally at 6:30 . m.
after June 7 and up to June 21. In
clusive, for dispatch per A s. Mlowera.
Transpacific malls are forwarded to port
of sailing dally and the schedule of clos
ing Is arranged on the presumption of
their uninterrupted overland transit
Registered mall closes at 6 00 p. m. pre
Postofflce. New York, N. Y., May 83, 190J.
CORNELIUS VAN COTT. Postmaster.
OFFICE CHIEF QUARTERMASTER.
Omaha, Neb., May 22, 1902. Bealed pro
posals. In triplicate, aubject to the usual
condition, will be received at this office
until 10 o clock a. m . central time, June 21,
lci. and then opened In the presence of
attending bidders, for repairs required to
a root cellar at Fort Robinson. Neb. U. 8.
reserves right to reject or accept any or
all proposals. Blank forma for bidding
and circular giving full Information and
requirements will be furnished on applies,
tlon to this office. Envelope containing
proposals should be marked "Proposals for
Root Cellar at Fort Robinson. Neb.," and
addressed to JNO. W. PULLMAN. C. Q M.
CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE
Omaha, Neb.. May 1. li2.-Seled pro
posal In triplicate, cubject to th usual
condition, will be received at this office,
until 10 a. m.. central standard time, May
29. 1902, for Installing shower bath and do
ing necessary plumbing in connection there
with In five barrack building, at Jefferson
Barrscks, Mo. Full Information furnished
on sppllcatlon to (his office, where epeetfl.
catliMia may be sven. or to the Quarter.
master. Jefferson Barracks. Proposals to
be marked "Proposals for Shower Path '"
snd addrrssed to Major JNO. W. PULL
MAN, Chief Quartermaster.
4tD II 84 2T
IA1LWAY TIME CARD.
UNION STATION IOTH AND MARC V.
Chicago, Reck llca PaelSe.
Chicago Daylight Lim
ited a 1:00 am
Chicago Daylight a 7. 00 am
a I 45 am
a 8.85 pm
a 6:06 pro
a 1:85 pm
Chicago h-xpns.........bll 15 am
Dea Moines Local a t 10 pm
Chicago Fast Express. a 6.u6 pm
Bocky Mountain Lim
ited a :60 am A 4 61 am
Lincoln, Colo. Springs,
Denver. Pueblo and
West a 1:30 pm
Colo., Texas. Cal. A
Oklahoma Flyer .i...a 1:20 pm
a 1:43 pm
all: 40 pm
St. Louts "Cannon Ball'
Express a 1:18 pm av 8:80 am
St. Louis Local, Council
Bluffs al0:00 am a 10:80 pm
I Blow PaelSo.
..a 8:40 am
..a 8:50 am
..a 4:26 pm
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a 8 85 pm
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a 7 .00 am
b 6:36 am
a 8 am
b 8:40 pm
a 6:85 pm
a 6 .16 am
Llncoln-Stromsburg Ex.6 4KB pm
Grand Island Local b 6:30 pm
Chicago, Mllwaske A St.
Chicago Limited a 6:00 pm
Chicago A Omaha Ex..b 7:1 am
Bt. Louts Express... ..al0:00 am
K. C A Bt L. Kxpreac.al0;50 pm
Chicago Express a 7 JO am
Chicago, Minneapolis A
St Paul Limited a 7:50 pm
Minneapolis A St Paul
Express b 7:20 am
C'blcaao A Northwestern.
"Th Northwestern Lin a
Chicago Special a 7:10 am
Chicago passenger a 4:18 pm
Eastern Express al0:66 am
Eastern Special ...a 4.56 pm
Transmlssourt Limited. 8:00 pm
Fast Mall a 8.00 om
Omaha-Chicago L't d...a 7:45 pm
Cedar Rapids Pass
Twin City Uxpress a 7:08 am
Twin City Limited a 7:55 pm
Sioux City Local a 1:16 am
a 1:10 pm
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a 4 08 pm
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a a. 40 am
a 8;'0 put
WEBSTER DEPOT 15TH A WEBSTER
Freaaont, Elkkora A Missouri Valley,
Black Hills. Dead wood.
Hot Spring a 8:09 pm a 8.-00 pm
Wyoming, Casper and
Douglas d 1:48 pm 6:00 cm
Hastings, York. David e.w pm
City, du per lor, Geneva.
Exeter and Seward. ...b 8:00 pm b 6:00 cm
Norfolk. Lincoln and v
Fremont b 7:80 am bl0:86 am
Fremont Local..., o 7:30 am
Nebraska Local, Via .
Weeping Water b 4:10 ptd al0:2i am
Ckleaaja, St. Paal, Minneapolis
Twin City Passenger.. ..a 6:30 am a 8:00 pm
Sioux City Passenger.. .a 2:00 pm all:20 am
Emerson Local. o 6:40 pm b t.4 am
BURLINGTON S ia TiDN IOTH MASOII
Chlcaao, Burlington A CalaeT,
Chicago Dpeciai a I :w am
a 4:05 pm
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Chlcaao VeaUbuled Ex.. a :( Dm
Chicago Local a 9:30 am
Chicago Limited a 7:60 pm
Bar ilag torn A Mlaaoarl River.
Wvmore. Beatrice and
Lincoln a 8:40 am
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a i :4a pm
a 6 tt am
Denver Limited a 4:25 pm
Rlack Hills and Pugei
Sound Express all: 10 pm a 8:00 pm
a 8:00 Dm
Lincoln Fast Mall b 8:00 pm
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a m am
J5ort cruua ana riaui
mouth b 8:20 nm
Bellevue A Paclflo Jet. ..a 7:40 pm
Uellevue Paclflo Jet... a 3:00 am
Kansas City, St. Joseph
Kacsa City Day Ex... .a 8:10 am
St Louis Flyer a 6:10 Dm
a 6:0S pui
all: 16 am
a 6:15 am
Kansas City Night Ex...al00 pm
a Dally, b Dally except Sunday, c Sun
day only, d Dally except Saturday. Dally
New York-Roturdam, via Boulogne, M.
New Twin-Screw . a. ot 18,000 tons reguw.
OiaiOIIUQIll Mar 34. 10 a. m.
May 81. 10 a, m.
J una 7, 10 a. m.
Apply to Harry Moore. 1416 Farnam
S reet; J. 0. UcNaily, U23 Farnam street;
av Jon, 1608 Faruam street: Louis
Apply to Harry Moor
iseeae. jrirai jKauona ans. vmaaa,
. ANCHOR UWaV-O A MAIb-STKAkgAS
Sailing rvrularir astwua,
NSW YORK, LOKDONDgRRY A OLASOOWl
MEW YORK. GIBRALTAR A NAFUM.
Superior eemaotloB, KxMllaet Caiaio, Ri
mu4 lor Uic comfort ot pnm( t41ul e
Idsrsd. and praettood.
insla or Bound Trip ticket tssuag sotwwa Hew
York snd Scotch, Eofltall, Irish and all Pnoclpsl
Continental points st trotlv mm. For ticket
or geaarsl Information applr to HKNUIRgON kRO..
Lklcaso, or any Local. AGKNT.
Jadlclal Adlvlee to Hard Drinkers.
In passing Judgment In the cases of men
arraigned at the Central station on charge
of Intoxication, relate the Philadelphia
Telegraph, Magistrate Cunningham, al
though he frequently reverses himself, of
fers to each offender some sound advice.
BUI Jones, who bad been found upon the
public highway minus the faculty of navi
gation, was arraigned before him.
"Married or slngj?" asked the magi,
"Single, ir." replied the shaking cul
prit. "You ought to get married. If yon had a
wife and family to occupy your attentloa
you would bave no desire to drink." said
the magistrate. "I'll discharge you; but I
hope you'll gtve to matrimony more thought
than you have to liquor."
John Smith, who had also been arrested
for being Intoxicated, was next called.
"Married or single, John?" queried the
"Married, your honor," wa th pris
"Then you bave no business getting
drunk. Drinking should be done by single
men who have no family to require their
attention and cash. You ought to have re
analned single, then th damage you are
doing would tall upon you alone. Go home
sod think it over." n
Chicago Tribune: "But look here!"
said the angry agriculturist, with clinched
fists and biasing eye. "If your blamed
railroad runs along on this Una It'll go
right plumb through my smokehouse!
"Not at all," replied the surveyor.
"Why not, I'd Ilk to know!"
"Because," said th surveyor, calmly
lighting a cigar, "you mov your smok
house, vou know."
KaanlaY Down the Other Sid).
America Threshermea: When I hear a
machine agent trying to win a Customer
by claiming all kinds of detect about bil
competitor goods. It remind m of a
neighbor Isdy who sister had )uat given
birth to twin. She said: "Well, I wantal
you to employ a homeopathic doctor. n4
this 1 what you get for ealllag in aa alia
path. Next time, you will llatea to ta.
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