What Dancing School Does for the Children w rV. ii ONE OK THE VERY LATEST STEPS Photo by a Staff Artist. 4 Til v i . n n I.KAIi.MXl! A NEW Fldl'RE-l'hi to bv a Staff Artist. f wwW tr secure their children that I J 1 I self-possession and self-confideii 'o member of society Is line nf the questions to which every parent gives more or less curliest thought, fm' a.ttr nil there an- fe.v that 1 ) nat iniul;" in tin o. casioiiul day ilre.ni of to ne fiiutr tini " when their sons shall he strong. manly men ami their daughters grat iaus, grace ful won en. equipp. d wi ll til ! i r.-onal qualifications to fill that exalted position in life parental nmhitien sits is the g al of Us chiMriti, and few parents count any saciilice too gr. at or anything as a t!ls couragcnit nt to attain Hits ainhil ion tin il they take into account th se future men and wonu n themselves. So many things are to lie considered In the shaping of th se iharactets, so much to instill, to counur aet and overcome in securing the strong; bodies that the mental anil moral qualifica tions are to complete. How to tide the boy or girl over that "awkward ago," so trying for all con cerned, and spare the painful conscinm- f A lI,M1ItAL' SCHLEY as strolling I I around the picturesque Naval L. J ni.metnrv nt Annnnolls the other day, reports the New York Times. Happening to meet an old satlor, he said, In his kinily way: "Jack, this Is a biautiful spot." Saluting, the weaihi rbiaten stilt ri plied: "Aye, aye, sir. And it'll bo still finer, your honor, when some more of our good admirals gets planted here." ness of that awkwardness that is fre quently the beginning of a self-consciousness that, becoming habitual, is forever a detriment to his personality, is one of the trying problems that all guardians of chil dren have to consider. To accnmpli-h this end tin y In gin at a vt ry early age giving till sorts of advantages alleged to secure accomplishments generally consider, d de sirable in children, and especially valuable to young men and women. I'urt- fair Pimlif iilneKN. Hut while all of this is In ing done then Is another side of the child that, though considered In a way, frequently never ma tnrtB for want of prop r training to de velop it, that Is his social side, and many a parent has suffered the keenest humilia tion when some small son or daughter, a ptiragon of polite aci otupl ishnient when In the family circle, c.r even in an assem bly of grown people, is thrown into the most ignominious confusion, literally forget ting everything he know s, at the very eight of some small stranger of his own age who his been sent for an hour's play with him. i i' exists Just , I their ebil i v. i . h child en itee w hi n it is ki i in;; ilieir i Id. ss.ii i it ion tin wlh The o d-titr.c i;e;te.n that children are to l.e si en and not In ai d m doubtless an ex cellent theory under so;ne circumstances, especially w In n a;iplb. d to discipline, ba it is none the less r'-spi.n-il lo for much of the so-called htis'ifu !: because parent - I:. il to : r ilr-'ti w ith prop r hit 't a :,t of I In ir ow n a g a t t li most necessary, instead quietly in the ioaipany e avoid their mid. siralde otln r i hildri li. The very f.n-t that the "a w kw-.i : d age" exists Is proof ef this lack, tttd in their ef fort to (ivei-'eme this trying period many pari tits have hit upon a truth that has re dounded to the benefit f their younger children, that , the fad tint the Iv gin ning of their sicial i ducat ion should dale from the beginning of their desire for com panionship. To acquaint those little p -ople with each other and familiarize them with each o h cr's company and the customs and rubs that attend it is now the popular plan and Is commenced at so early an age that It promises to secure to th.'in a familiarity with such things that must become eerond nature to them by the time they tire halt grown ami relieve them, In a tin tisiire at least, of the additional nwkwardiie-H that embaira siuont lends to the rapldlv grow ing body. l one u( lllllielliK School. (If ail the institutions cmployid In the Mulal cdueallon of the child there Is pi )b ii lil y nine as ol'tcctiial in overcoming his timidity and establishing his silf-eonfidumu as the dancing class and dancing school. Here, wilh many others of his own age. i veil the most t mid, while sharing In th. common i xeiei e. t-oon forgets himself in the ihythiu of the music and the vailcu.s figures thai call the motive powirs Into tho most harmonious ad ion and extracts from the exercise and comp.in ont-liip a most w hob some pleasure. Associations under such circumstances can but be refining. I lancing has bi en truly called an educa tional pleasure, for owing to lt unlitu.ted variety of combination a continued Interest is preserved through which the child for gets hlnisilf and attains that grace of inovenieut ami manner that only accompa nies mental ease. 11 Is the embodiment of that quality of hilarity and recreation that the normal child most enjoys, action, sun diliil with courtesy and gentleness that Is Ideal ill cipline. Il givcts lo the In y or girl a firm walk and good carriage, sustained by a corre sponding composure. Nor is this physical cuilure the only bein 111, lor while he 1 attaining thlj grace of bearing from an early beginning and unsocial ion w ith companions of h la ow n age, under elieiimslanci s where genteel de portment Is constantly emphasized, ho U urn oKtidiuisly acquiring an cusy, graceful puiBonalily that subsequent association or circuuisi unci s, no matter how adverse, can never t radicate. With Kticli preliminary advantages, the half-grown boy and girl and all those wn.t tiro unsocial! d with them are spared much and to the future men ami women are se cured the self-cohlldeiioo that will enable them to hold I lie . r o" n 111 socit ty whose members are otherwise their equals. Gleanings from the Story Tellers' Pack mi A young ollleer at San Francisco had bee n ordered to the Philippines. Accoidlng to a western paper, he received the follow ing telegram from the War department at Washington : "You can go to New York and tall on transport that goes by Suez." The otllci r repliid: "Would prefer to cross racific diriM't." Then the department telegraphed him again: "Tiansport will make good time; has sixty women school teachers on hoard." The young lieutenant answered: "Save me a berth on transport." Tho late Senator Allen CI. Thurman of Ohio was by no means an abstemious man. Like a sailer, he enjoyed his grog, and though he was regular In his potations he seldom passed the lino of perfect sobriety. Once upon a time his wife, leaving for a visit to friends, exacted from the judge u promise that he would be a "teetotaler" during her absence. On the day of Mrs. Thurman's return the Judge stopped In the dining room before going to welcome her to take a drop of that from which he hail abstained during her absence. While in the act of pouring whisky into his glass he heard Mrs. Thurman path ring down the stairs. Quickly putting his left hand. In which he held the glass, behind him, with his right hand extended he said: "I'm gb.d to see you home, my dear." "Allan, what have you behind you?" she asked. "Whisky, my dear." "Oh, Allan, don't you remember last year, when you were stumping the 6tate, you did not take a drop, and you were never so well In your life?" "Yes, my dear, I remember, but we lost the Btate." The dim and misty past has been re lieved of another anecdote concerning James O'Neill which is worth the space. It seems O'Neill was playing Romeo to Adelaide Neilson's Juliet one time at Mc Vicker's in Chicago. It was the woman's custom in the final act, when she bends over Romeo' body, to kiss the empty air Instead of Romeo himself. Once Mr. O'Neill decided to change this little Bcene. Aa Juliet leaned over for the final situation be let bis chin sink with a long-drawn sigh and then suddenly threw lack his head in plain view of the audience. That once Miss Ncilson kissed him, but as the curtain went down she sprang up. "How could you?" she cried. "How could I what?" asked Mr. O'Neill. "How how " she hesitated. "How could Homeo throw back his head afli r he was dead?" "Miss Neilsun," the actor said solemnly, "your Juliet was the cause of it. Il would make anyone come back to life." A story is told of a canny Scot who dealt in old horses, alternating his spells of labor with heavy sprei s. During the pcricd of depression which followed each overin dulgence John habitually took to bed and there diligently studied the family bible. Inning one of these fits of attemptid refor mation his erudition prompted his wife to call In Rev. Mr. Wallace, the parish min ister, who at the time happened to be pass ing. "Oh, Malster Wallace, come in and see oor John; he's rale bad." "What's wrang wl' him?" "lies feart to meet his Makker," said Mrs. John. Quick as fire came the crushing reply: "Humph! Tell'm he ncedna be feart for that; he'll never see'm." Capta n Thomas H xby. under whom Sam uel L. Clemens (Mark Twain) served as pilot and eng tie r on the old M ssis-innl river boat Swallow, has given a New Or leans paper the following description of tho engine of Swallow: "The craft was a lit tle, shaky affair, which plied betwien St. Louis and Cairo. It had a stern wheel, a place for freight and passengers, a pilot house tmd a place on what may be called tho pilot deck for the engine. That engine vent aboard when it was needed and onlv then. It burned no wot d or coal, but ale a powerful sight of grass. It was a large gray mule named Jerry, which worked a treadmill that propelled the boat. Samu. I Clemens was chief engineer and pilot. Ho had a system of signals which was effective and ingenious. By pulling a cord he could ra se a head of cabbage Just out f reach of the niu!e. The 'engine' would start and begin to wilk after It and the boat floated majestically up or down the river, as th' case might be. Without desiring to bo per sonal. I will say that Jerry was one of the n ost Intelligent animals I ever met. His voice was more of the order of a foghorn than a whistle, being too much cf a bari tone for the latter. When Samuel wanted to whistle for a landing he Just hit Jenv with a si iek." velopment ef mlipi.se tissue. Everybody who rode with him liked him. Like many other conductors on the line, "Kaiiy" had been greatly annoyed by men who would yeiled, "put your helm hard over: w 're alnii si ashore; there's a big town right ahead and we're running ium a blamed di ugstoru! " One of the former street car conductors of Washington was known as "Fatty" be cause of bis tendency to an abnormal de- get on his car and ti ndi r him a $10 note from which to deduct the fare. Of i nurse, the conductor could not make the change and the man got. his ride flee. At last, however, "Fatty" di tormined Unit he would tiach at least one of these a lesson. So one morning In-fore starting out on his run he wmt to the cashier and goi from him Jin in n nil it .s. A few days luur a man In aided the i sir and hiindi d "Fatty" a M note. "Fatt.V spoke not a word, but went stiaiht to the ci mi r of Hie car, where ho had deposited the bag containing the p n nics mid, abstracting live of tliein, l.atnlod 'he balance to the passenger. The lattir protested thai he did nil want that kind of change, but "Fatly" insisted that be could not do any betler and the passenger itcceptid the bulky package wilh the In tit grace he could under the cireiitu stalieis. "Fatly" felt gm d i! day over what he had done and after hi . da s work he was recounting t some if bis cot leagues at the conductors' room at I lie barn how he had gotten ahead of the obnoxious passenger. All of a sudden the ca.-liier tailed nut: "'Fatty,' did you tuin in IhU $1" note?" "Yes," was the reply. "Well, you will have to make it good," said the cashier; "it's a ci untcrfeit." Naval n serves are not popular wl li the regular si amen in the I'nited Sta n ivv. I'erhais the dislike tin' regulars bear towaid the "fresh water sailors," as the reserves are calltd, will account for this storv that is being li Id on beard many naval f-hitis: During the Spanish war one of the small coast patiol boats had abi ard a numb r of the naval militia One of them was sta tioned as a lookout In the bow of the vea si I. Carefully he had learned port from slaiboard and to know that us b okout he must rtport all lights win n seen. The ves sel was appn aching the entrance tf a har bor. The man bad been at his po-t half an lour when be saw a light. Carefully noting its pnslll-iii. he buwbd tint to tln officer t n t he I ridge : "Rid light n port b w sir'" "All right." came the lieiiti mint's r - spi use. A few minutes passed. when tinnier 1 ght sippcand. The reserve man was te coming anxious. "Another light on the Ftarboard b aw. sir." "All right." answind the olfi er a'm'v. Suddenly a steamer appeared dead a n ad showing Its saloon lights and the red a'il green side lights. The lookout was now Colonel JlIiii F. Finerty was one of tho slatT of the Chieugo Tribune, In tho old days, and was doubtless u participant lu the l'.il. owing incident which ho relaies: "Way back in the merry obi days, win n Juo Mediil ran the Tribune as chief, whin his brother, Sum, was managing editor; Fred Hall, city editor; Todd Cowlcs, spoil ing editor; "Fatty" Meachaui, night edi tor; and (ieorgo l'erey English, alas "Johnny," giueial ut lity muu, the thirsty, but temperate souls of the forte were sup plied with ice water from a big tunk soino where mar I he roof. It was hot summer time and the tall upon the lank wus some thing astonishing. One day Joe Mediil came into Sam's room, armed with an ear trumpet, and shouted in bis ear, "Say, Sam, wherj old ycu get Unit sulphur water that's in tho lank?" "Sulphur water!" echoed Sam. "Thai isn't sulphur water it comes from the lake!" "Tho d - 1 it does," remarked Joe. "It smells as if was drawu out of llealy'B slough! Eh? eh? Sam? "Will, now you speak of it," auswertd Sam, at the tup of his voce, "I was sick as the devil last nlghi. All of the fori e are sick, more or less, and even Fred Hall bus quit smoking bis torn cob and taken to emetics. What the deuce can it all mean '!" "I'll gu and Investigate," volunteered Todd Cowles. "We'll form a committee of the whole," cried (Joorgo I'. Upton, who looked veiy unsettlid, and so all proceeded to tie ta nk. "Fatty" wart "Ed' "reservoir' thoroughly alarmed. Liaving bis post, rushed upon the bridge. "Lieutenant." Meat.'ham, assisted by thj stal Markbam, lif-ed the lid f the ' uud a stent h sulncli nt to knock down a regiment of cavalry itsued (here from, "Itrlng a light!" cried Sam. The light was brought and revealed about a dozen dead rats Ileal ing in thi; watirl Tableaux! A week was given the sufferers to clean themselves out. ty- Chairnian Cot per of the house committee in insular uftuiis is a lawyer. Hij Is fre quently called upon by constituents to de fend them in court when at his home In Wisconsin, relates the Washington I'ost. A vot'T came to him last summer and asked him to go to court fur him in an assault ase. The other man was badly beaten. The complainant explained that the do- f. li ialil ln.il In ti 1 1 li him. lie i xhiblted his i ru. ses and contusions. ' idi.it oitl oo beat tins man so iiniui rci luily lor ."' aski d ihe Judge. 'mill' honor, 1 il tell you," explained the di I'eiidaiit. "lie uud I were playing hcvcu up. 1 wus six and he wus two. 1 deult and he begg. d. 1 gave him a point. 1 played the tune spot tor low; he played the two. 1 played the king for high and he took II Willi tin ace. 'linn be came back at lite Willi I be queen and eauglil my JacK. Right lit it' friendship ceased." "Ill dismiss tins ease," declared the Judge, "I. r the reason that any man who would beg Willi such a hand is not holiest Ull'l sll. Old be licked." 1 Rear Admiral J. A. Howell is noted for his gtnius as an invent or. So devoted was ho for years to the d.-vi lopuieiit of torpedo warfare that moot of hU frit mis were greatly surprisi d when he loiunl time to got in u r i it'll . Some years after this auspic ious event a brother ollleer tailed al tin) admiral's home and found the ilit.tinguls.uod sailor sealed on his doorsUp ami contem plating several of his children who were playing on the lawn in front of iho bouse. "11 is stringe to think of you as a father, Howell," remarked the visitor. "Tin re was a time when no one thought of you as a marrli d man. What Induced you tu take a wife?" "Well," returned the admiral medita tively, "I got tired of hearing my si If re ferred to us only 'the father of the modern torpedo.' " A Painful Siicstion Cleveland l'lain I ealer: The Judge In view of the fait thai the defondulit , a fid oral otlleltil, intends in mtike a stubborn tight for an aequiiiul and Unit it seem quite impossible to -i i lire a vinli t aguinsl him in this court, I have delermliied to send him to be triid in the civil courts of Cuba. The Defendant's ('..unsel (excitedly) -Walt, your In nor, wait. We plead guilty, your honor, guilty, without any reservation. A Troublesome Trio Chicago N'i ws: "The tin st troublesome member of my Hoik," said the parson, "Is ti young woman who wants a husband." "My most troublesiitie client," said the lawyer, "is a in;ddle-iigi d woman who wants a divorce." "The most Iroiihliwomo patient I have," said the physician, "is a spinster of un certain age who doesn't know what she wants."