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SMALLPOX IN NEBRASKA.
I his DreadcJ Disease lias Keen in
I'piJcinic in the United States
Since the War.
THE BANKERS RESERVE LIFE
llemlnita Ihr People of Ilie Slate thn
Till la Wot Ihr Only Drnth
Breeder.
In this enlightened beginning of the
twentieth century It HocniH hardly proper to
sny anything startling to business men to
Inrlte them to do their duty to their fam
ilies In the mutter of life Insurance. Yet
many good Itlzens neglect this proper pro
vlsli n fir the future until they aro unin
surable or death lias railed them from the
srene of their netlvllles. The prevalence
of miiillpox affords the reason for Impress
ing this eubjert upon the minds of readers
of this newspaper.
it iv m: too
If tho application Is postponed. While
smallpox Is no longer so dangerous and the
present epidemic Is very mild, those who
are stricken with the loathsome disease
are alwayB badly frightened. It must
therefore be tho occasion of Intense remorse
to tho victim to find himself In quarantine
without having first made provision for hla
family. Hut smallpox Is not half bo deadly
as pneumonia ami Is more Injurious to the
sytitem from the Insurance point of view
than rheumatism.
OW IS TIIK r( KPTKI) TIMK.
This saying is trite but true. In the
matter of life Insurance It Is quite as im
portant as in religion. "We know not the
day or the hour" when the rail shall come,
and bo far as the benefit to the dependent
ones are concerned any tendency to disease
i r tho dregs of a fever or cold may make
Insurance Impossible. The important thing
Is to look after your life Insurance without
delay and to plare your policy with an
up-to-date, progressive, liberal home corn
on ny.
ii. ii. noiiisox, nt r.sinr.vr,
will mall his last annual report to any In
julrer. In it will bo found proofs of the
value of this great western Institution as
an Insurance Investment. Write to him at
ince for literature. Send htm your name,
age and address, with memorandum of the
umount and kind of policy desired. You
may be sure you havo left your family a
Fafe, secure legacy when you are Insured
In tho
II Mi I'll ItDSKItVl: i.iki:
WE MAKE
"Blue Ribbon"
BEER
rlvlit here In OmimIiii
and we are primal of It
"HI. UK KUUtON" is fast becoming fa
mous. Why'.'
It has a delicious taste!
A tine, rich, hop flavor!
It Is a full body hop and malt beer!
It's tonic and building-up quality will
surprise you!
It Is a line appetiser!
Taken with, your dinner It helps to as
similate your food It Is an aid to diges
tion by toning up your system.
It la Hie Heat Km mil llrvrrasr.
Made with pure artesian well water. We
take pride In It because we know what It
Is.
Storz Brewing Company
Telephone 1260.
OMAHA
Out of Print Numbers
of
ME ILLUSTRATED BEE
and of
THE DAILY BEE
nay be had at usual prlca by apply
lag at tha publication office In so far
aa tha supply It adeq.ua.ts.
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Gleanings from the
Story
--a7IHE London Express tells this story
I I of Ird Kelvin, whose electrical
inventions made submarine te'e
graphy practicable.
Prof. Thomson, as he then
was one day discovered by a visitor ex
perimenting with a long coil of wire. He
was In the midst of his deep-aea soundings.
"What Is that for?" asked the caller.
"Making sounds."
"Ah!" Bald the other, wth Jocular In
tent, "What kind of note does It give oft?"
"The deep C, of course!" replied the
scientist.
Illshop Potter Is accused of having given
currency to the following anecdote:
A Chlragran had been taken around Bos
ton all day to observe her bulwarks, but
had failed to exhibit any of those symptoms
of paralysis which are acceptable to the
Rostonlan mind.
"Now corfess." said the rtostnnliin host
after tho burden nnd heat of the day, "Isn't
nnston a unique town?
"Unique?" mused the westerner; "I be-
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LOCOMOTIVE OF FREMONT. EL.KHORN & MISSOURI VALLEY RAILWAY
ON WHICH A SIDEROD BROKE WHILE PCLLINO A PASSENGER
TRAIN NEAR CHADRON ENG1N EER JIM STANTON WAS BADLY IN
JURED BY THE ACCIDENT.
lieve that word is derived from two Latin
vords, unus, one, and cqtis, horse. I think
Boston Is a unique town."
Representative McCJeary of Minnesota
tells a story of the man who was running
what Is known In that country aa a "blind
pig." In the east the establishment would
be known as a "speak-easy."
According to Mr. MeCleary, the man wa
arrested, tried, convicted and fined. He
went back and again engaged In the busi
ness. He was again arrested, again tri'd,
again convicted and again fined. He re
turned to hla Illegal business. After this
performance had been repeated several
times, the magistrate questioned him:
"How long." asked the mag'strate, "are
you going to keep this thing going?"
"As long." was the reply, "as there's 8
ctnts' profit In a 10-cent drink."
This tale was told by Judge Pennypacker,
In beginning a response to a toast at a Penn
sylvania-German banquet In Philadelphia.
The story, he said, showed the readiness
of the Pennsylvania Dutchman to obey
those in authority:
In 1864, Sheridan, under orders, burned
every barn from a valley above Staunton to
a certain point below Winchester. A band
of angry rebels followed this raid, watching
for a chance to pick up any stragglers.
Ajnong others who fell Into their hands was
a little Pennsylvania Dutchman, who quietly
turned to his captors and Inquired:
"Vat you fellows going to do mlt me?"
The reply came short and sharp:
"Hang you."
" Veil," he said meekly, "vatever is the
rule."
Ills goodnatured reply threw the con
federates Into a roar of laughter that saved
his life.
Many different persons find the beginning
of a conversation awkward, especially on
ceremonious occasions and with strangers.
Sometimes, however, the beginning Is not
half so awkward as what comes afterward.
A bashful young man on being introduced
to a woman at a dinner party, said:
'I've got to take you In to dinner. Miss
Travers, and I'm rather afraid of you, you
know. Everyone tells me you're Tery
clever."
The young woman was naturally amused
by this dlspKy of simplicity.
'How absurd!" she exclaimed, "I'm not
a bit clever."
The young man heaved a sigh of relief
and answered:
'Well, do you know, I thought you
weren't!"
The fondness of navy officers for telling
Jokes at each other's expense la well
known, says Lipplocott's Uagaslne. and
Till: ILLl'STItATKI) 11KH.
Tellers' Pack
their yarns. llVe the traditions of the In
dians, are handed down from one generation
to the next.
lears ago there was a brusque old ad
miral upon whom many storli s wer told
In most rases true ons.
At one time when the warship of which
the admiral was In command was iff the
coast of Portugal the king of that country
expressed a desire to visit nn American
man-of-war.
The admiral received the party wilh
great cordiality, but Instead of addressing
the royal visitor as "jour majesty" or
your hlchness" he mvariablv call-d him
"king."
It was "Step this way, king;" "Leek out
for your head, king," when showing him
about the vessel, and before hla majesty
departed the admiral convulsed all within
hearing by Baying hospitably, "King, corm
down In the cabin and have a drink "
While Iir. Stewart Webb Is traveling In
the far west his friends in Vermont are
keeping him In mind for the nomination
for governor, reports the Philadelphia
PresB. It was while he was courting his
wife (a daughter of William II. Vanderbili)
that Dr. Webb began his annual visits o
the Green Mountain state. To be near her h
paid a call upon the late William M. EvarU,
who owned a fine farm In Vermont.
Mr. Webb arrived at the ex-senator'e
house about noon on a very hot day. Lunch
eon was Just served in the dining room, the
table placed almost underneath a large,
old-faahloned fireplace. Among other
things on the beard was a cold ham, Btuck
all over with spices, which Mr. Evarts pro
ceeded to carve.
"Doctor," he asked, "did you ever hear of
the magazine?"
"Oh, yes," replied Dr. Webb. "I believe
It is something new they have Just started
over in Brooklyn."
"Well, doctor," continued Mr. Evarts,
"that magazine has written me to send
them something choice from my pen. 1
guess 1 11 send them a elice of this ham."
In hla talk to the members of the New
York Press club W. J. Bryan told these
stories:
"Whn I was nominated in -S6 a well
known republican said to me: 'If you stay
at home you'll be d.feated. but ml dis
graced. If you go out and work yi.u'll be
defeated, anyhow, but there II be nn re mor
tification attached to it.' Now another re
publican tehl me a story some time ago
I did not tell this in the campaign
(Laughter.)
"A certain man died, and, as no one could
identify him, he was taken to the morgue
Well, a man came up and Identified the
dead man as bis father. An und Ttaker was
got and arrangements were made fur a de.
cent burial. The corpse was put into a
casket and dressed. A napkin was tucked
under his chin. The son arrived to take
a last look at his father, ami In fixing tho
napkin under the chin of ihe ccrpse the
dead man's mouth opened and a set of false
teeth fell to the floor.
"The man who had Identified the dead set
up a howl that he didn't know the man now
because bts father never had false teeth.
The corpse was thrown Into a corner, and
the would-be claimant went over and ad
dressed It thus: 'If y'd kept yer mouth
closed, yer stiff, y'd a got a decent burial.'
(Laughter.)
"I've heard a great many remarks about
my mouth, complimentary and otherwise.
I was speaking once In a country town, and
I noticed during my speech a small man
sitting In front who watrhid me very In
tently. When I had finished he stalked up
to me. grasped my hand, and said In a loud
voice:
" 'Mr. Bryan, I've listened to and watched
a great many speakers, but you're the only
man I've heard speak where I could see his
back teeth all tha time. " (Loud Laughter.)
In Java
Natives do
a cheap and
have too high a
well as for the
flavor of their
very American
their package
their high priced
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7I South Ittb Street.
OMAHA
8ole Owner.
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