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Wi mm wr lows; 1 ....80,100 I S0.220 ..SO.Blitt 4... ao.rao 1 30,48V 30,040 7 , 80,210 t 80,300 80.2B0 10 30.1OO 11 30.34C 11 80,230 U 30,140 U 30,420 18 80,000 18 80,240 17 30,100 18 19 21 23 23 24 26...... 2...... 71 28 ..80,370 ....80,:0 ... .30,320 ....80,180 ... .80,120 ....80,100 ..f. 80,470 ....SOOO ....80,070 ....aooo ,...20,00 ToUl .'4T,40 Less unsold and returned copies.... lo,l4 Net total sales. , S37,81tt Net daily average a,922 OEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 28th day of February, A. D 1902. M. B. HUNQATj (Beal.) Notary Public. The South Omaha municipal election comes on April fools' day, but it will be Co Joke. r Carrie Nation is still at large In Ne braska. .How Kansas manages to get along without her Is a conundrum. One of the saddest features of the 4 .tA. riarinral Mftthnnn 1 thflt it is likely to provoke another outbreak of Kipling. When we have Jury panels made up of none but. business men the price of doctors' certificates may be expected to oar upward. The Douglas County Democracy Is to v be presented with a handsome portrait f William Jenntags Bryan. No details ere given as to the christening. The fight of the Real Estate exchange for more equitable taxation is giving the lawyers an opportunity to unwind their oratory which they are not overlook ing. It is an, 111 wind that blows no body good. - . The lower hese of the Iowa legis lature has killed the woman's suffrage ' J)ill passed by the senate. The women never appear to have enough smiles to capture more than one house of the Iowa legislature at a time. . Iowa people are confident spring Is at land, for the country roads are many of them impassable. , Iowa is a great and a progressive state and will some day iwake up to the fact that poor roads are expensive as well as annoying. The experience of the state In losing valuable, documents by fire should in duce the custodians to be more careful of the. original documents. Copies will answer all the purposes of the printer originals should be safely stowed away In vaults. ' . Those little differences between Rus sian soldiers and American sailors have been , settled by the Russians apologiz ing. 1 As the complaint was that the sail ors had beaten the soldiers, Inflicting an apology on top of a beating appears to be putting it pretty strong. ' The latest manifestation of Judicial activity consists In running the South Omaha democratic primary by man damus and injunction. It the demo crats could only mandamus the voters to put cross-marks after the democratic candidates they might save themselves fcnuch disappointment' One member of the Board of Educa tion wants the official school report to Include statistics of the parochial schools. The parochial schools seem to te getting along very ulcely, but not elng undec the Jurisdiction of the school board, it Is difficult to see how they have any place In the public school Ire ports. y Grtnnell, has gone the limit In prohibition legislation. It not only re fuses to allow saloons to run within the City limits, but the city council has passed an ordinance uiaklug It a mlsde kneanor for twor more persons to take It drink together or for anyone to drink In the presence of another.. .That is cer tainly no place for governors to meet County ' Treasurer' Elsasaer reports alance of cash on hand of more than 1100,000 at the present . time. , No one fcaa ventured to suggest a reason why tha taxpayers should not be getting in terest on this money. If the banks can pay S per cent into the private pocket of a state treasurer pn illegally diverted vhool money, they certainly can pay something on tha regular deposit ba- Jiiryflm to tba pouaty, TIQBTISO BATTLtS AT tMKQ RAISOK. Now that Mr. Edward Rote-water baa returned to Omaha, perhaps he will be willing to make another explanation con cerning the change of bis paper on the Philippine question. In Its Issue of February s. 1899, The Bee pleaded that the Filipino be assured In dependence, and aald by this meant "We would avoid an expenditure of money and a loss of life which. If hostilities are pro longed, may be rery great." For several days thereafter The Bee bad editorial of similar character until about February 15, 1899, when one would Infer tbat The Bee suddenly changed Ha opinion. Now Feb- ruary 15 was about nine days after the peace treaty bad been ratified by the United States senate. World-Herald. Our amiable contemporary delights in fighting battles at long range. Its guns are always elevated wav above the tar get, while It carefully avoids 'coming into contact with issues that are within reach. What The Bee said about the government of the Philippines nine days after the ratification of the treaty of Tarls is no more material no than what the World-llerald said in advo cating a ratio of 20 to 1 before the cam paign of 1896, In which it declared that the country would go to ruin unless we " I "JrlJ or consent or. any ouier nation on eaixn, . th dlvanrenea between . i the silver dollar and gold dollar was onl Q t The Bee vigorously orared I the passage of tha Dland-AUlson act providing for the coinage of two mil lions of standard silver dollars a month, a measure tbat was confidently, ex pected to bring silver to a parity with gold. But when in spite of the forced, coinage of nearly three hundred mil lions of silver dollars at the end of twelve years silver and gold had gradu ally diverged more than forty points, The Bee became convinced ' that the double standard of money at a fixed ratio could not be permanently main tained by this country alone or even by the Joint action of all great nations. From that time on The Bee became an advocate of the single gold standard. regardless of popular delusions concern ing the effects of free coinage. ' To agitate in favor of Filipino inde pendence at this stage is as Idle as would be the reopening of the agitation for free silver coinage. In assuming the sovereignty over the islands, the United States accepted and assumed the responsibility for the protection of life and property in the Philippines. Its first duty is to restore peace and establish order on all the islands. The Filipinos proper constitute less than one-fourth of the population. The Tag- alogs differ as much in language, creed p mr-,a irom oiner Blxty va av v M . ULIJ DIVUt. "liiWI4W do from the Choctaws, Comanches or Apaches. If they actually Were' con ceded the right to set up an Independent government the great majority of the population of .the Philippines would have to be held in subjection by the sword, and in order to protect the lives and property of American citizens and foreigners the United States would be compelled to uphold the Tagalog gov ernment through Its army and navy. Instead of improving the condition of the islands such a policy would make it a thousand times worse. But now let us ask in all candor, Why does the World-Herald persist in fight ing battles at long range 7 Why does it seek to suppress public sentiment and refuse to talk about Issues that have agitated the people of Nebraska? Joseph S. Bartley was pardoned on the 1st day of January and, although the whole state has been convulsed over his liberation, the World-Herald has been as silent as the grave. Not a word about the Bartley pardon has appeared in its editorial columns. - The acquittal of Meserve In spite of the tacit admission that he had appro priated in one. swoop $3,000 of interest on school money Illegally farmed' out has also been studiously ignored. And so has the pointed intimation of Judge Baxter that the remedy for treas ury looting must be sought 1 in . the amendment of the state constitution. Surely that point has been manifest to the World-Herald as well as to The Bee, which has for years exerted Itself for a speedy revision of the constitution that will put an end . to speculative invest ment of public funds and to u other abuses arising out of the outgrown or ganic law. Once more we ask, Why does the World-Herald shoot over the heads of the people of Nebraska at targets in Asia and Africa, while it shuts its eyes to the targets within reach? 8TAT AUri-TUUaT LAWS. Little has been accomplished through anti-trust legislation by the states, for the reason that, most of the state laws contain discriminations that are uncon stitutional. This fact s forcibly pre sented in the recent decision of the su preme court of the United States ad verse to the anti-trust law. of Illinois. That act contains a provision exempting from its operation agricultural products and itve stock and the supreme court says that such discrimination is uncon stitutional, that an anti trust law, to be constitutional, must apply Indiscrimi nately to all combinations, with no ex emptions or exceptions whatever. The opinion says that If combinations In respect of the sale aud purchase of goods, merchandise or . commodities, whereby prices may be controlled, are hurtful to tuc public interest it is not possible to perceive why like combina tions In respect of agricultural products and live stock are not equally hurtful. It is pointed out that the exemption made In the Illinois law contravenes the principle of the equal protection of the laws to all, as provided for In the con stitution. The decision certainly ap pears to be logical and it is said that iu effect It declares unconstitutional the anti-trust laws of thirteen states, among w hich Is Nebraska. In the light of this opinion of the court of last resort how ever, the states can readily change their laws to meet the requirement that they i hail not jUscrimJuats ad, doubtless .this will be) generally done. It Is not diffi cult to understand why the arts of these several states should cod tain discrimi nating' provisions, though It may be somewhat surprising that In so many In stances legislators failed to see the un constitutional character of such provi sions. It Illustrates the difficulty of framing anti-trust legislation that will stand the constitutional test FAVORABLE TO ItlCARAOCA. There Is nothing surprising or unex pected In the fact that a majority of the senate committee on Interoceanic canals voted In 'favor of the Nicaraguaa canal bill that passed the house. That action has been foreshadowed for some time and has only been delayed In order that the Colombian government might have an opportunity to submit Its proposi tion, which for some reason or other It has delayed doing. That government recalled Its minister while negotiations were In progress and his successor, who arrived In the United States a week ago, with fresh Instructions, has not yet pre sented his credentials. lie made a pub lic statement in which be said that Co- UO statement in wnicn ne sauu mat vjo- government to com- , u Panama CAnal and esDressed ' " opinion uu were wotua uo no aim- cnlty In reaching a satisfactory agree- 7 v. .. ukUh irut-w uoi immnw nicyv twuig to this. Meanwhile the representatives of this government and those of Nicaragua and Costa Rica have been In consultation and have about completed agreements. In view of the apparent indifference of Colombia, which in the circumstances is certainly remarkable, the majority of the senate committee concluded that it was advisable to act. This action. does not of course, necessarily determine the course of the senate, but all things con sidered it must be regarded as materi ally strengthening the chances for the Nicaragua route. If Colombia really desires the construction of the Panama canal by the United. States, as her new minister to this country has asserted, it is evident that she will have to speedily manifest that fact at Washington. TBI PRODUCERS' 1HTEBMST. Senator McCumber of North Dakota, in supporting the shipping bill now be fore the senate, stated that he did so because he believed that the results of its operation would be beneficial not only to his agricultural constituents, but to the people of the entire country. He said that what the agriculturists of the west and northwest most desired today is an opening to the trade of the Orient and he believed the operation of the pending bill would afford them that opening. There is no doubt that the proposed legislation would encourage the building up of an American mer chant marine In the Pacific, nor can there be a reasonable question that the effect of this would be to develop trade between the Pacific coast and the far east which would necessarily be bene ficial to the agricultural Interests of the west and northwest In the report on the pending bill sub mitted by Senator Frye it was pointed out that both positively and negatively the American transpacific mail system which the measure makes possible will contribute powerfully to American mari time ascendancy in the Pacific. It will accomplish this result the report de clares, because It moves along the nor mal lines of the world's progress. Spe cial conditions render it certain that the earliest and most rapid development of American shipping under the bill will be on the Pacific. "While American shipping," says the report "in transpa cific trade has been stationary and for eign shipping has doubled within four years, nevertheless that trade la not so completely in possession of ships under foreign flags as Is the tradeof the At- Untie; the opportunity for new Amerl- can maritime ventures Is greater." The agricultural producers have a fur ther Interest in the building up of an American merchant marine for our for eign commerce for the reason that great part of the vast sum now annually paid to foreign ship owners for carry lng our products abroad, a very consid erable portion of which Is paid by those producers, would be kept here and dis tributed among our own people for labor and supplies. Under the proposed legis lation the shipbuilding Industry of the country would be greatly increased, glv ing employment to a vast amount of labor. The capital thus expended would to a very large extent find Its way to the food producers, thus giving them a better home market The advantage in this is obvious, even If with an Ameri can merchant marine our producers had to pay as much as now for the carrying of their products abroad, though it is by no means probable that this would be the case. Under existing conditions! nearly all that they pay to the foreign ship owners goes abroad, helping to maintain the shipbuilding industries and adding to the wealth and maritime power of other countries. With an American merchant marine on tha ocean adequate to the demands of our foreign commerce, most of the Urge sum that now goes into foreign pockets, estimated to be from $150,000,000 to $200,000,000 annually, would be retained and ex pended here, increasing . our national wealth and strengthening our own mari time power. - This question ot an American mer chant marine is national in Its ocope, No section of the country has a monop oly of Interest in it The agricultural producers of the west and south would derive not less benefit from it than the manufacturers of the east and middle states. uenerai Funston naa ceased to be a hero In the democratic calendar. A few short months ago the democratic press was shedding tears by the barrel be cause it was alleged the administration was not going to reward him suitably for his services. He received his com- ssIoa all rUht,.but becauje his jiewsj do not coincide with the democratic idea regarding the Philippines he has fallen from grace. The country will keep right on admiring General Funston, however, until he commits some offense more serious than to disagree with de mocracy. The haste of railroad managers to dis solve freight and passenger associations, following on the announcement tbat the Interstate Commerce commission had resumed activity, would be amusing if It were not serious. It amounts to a confession that from the first these as sociations have been in violation of law and have throttled competition with a firm grip. This should be a hint to the Interstate commission to keep in the harness the year around. It Is persistently reported from the Orient that Japan Is preparing for war with Russia. It is a safe guess, how ever, there will be no war in that quar ter until Uussla Is ready for it The diplomatic resources of that country are practically limitless and when it suits its purpose Russia can be as gracious and . ... . "J" Ing able to hold on it is not likely, to make a grab. All the rulings of the Nebraska state superintendent of instruction have been destroyed by fire. It Is a question whether this is good fortune or calam ity for present and future incumbents. who will thus be freed from all compli cations arising out of established prece dents when passing on new points of school law as they arise. A party of the leading financiers of Japan has started for a visit to this country. The average populist orator hereabouts can tell them more about finance in half an hour than they ever dreamed of, but then the Japanese have not bad sufficient experience to put monetary value into ocean breezes. Every United States senator Is ex pected to plant a public building in his home town before his term runs out If the rule holds good. Senator Diet rich's bill for a public building at Hast ings may be expected to go safely through congress without a hitch. Oosd Tira (or Liberty. New Tork World. Kitchener puts tha responsibility for Methuen's rout on the stampeding mules. Tbey were American mules no doubt and this is not the first time their heels have done the brave burghers a good turn. Boston Transcript William J; Bryan never loses his good humor. When chosen an honorary member of the New Tork Press club recently, Mr. Bryan said In his acknowledgment: ' I can assure you, gentlemen, that I am glad to be unanlmouslyeleoted to something, and specially la NewiTork.' 3T erwoi-K Tribune. William Jennings Bryan to David Bennett Hill: "You caa't play In my backyard. Tou sulked and skulked In 1896 and In. 1900. David Bennett Hill to William Jennings Bryan: "Who wants to play In your back yard? Anyway, you haven't any backyard to play In any longer. Westera Laarela tat Davacer. Ban Francisco Call. The wild and ' woolly west with Its plstol-wleldtng, wild-tearing Inhabitants of both sexes and memory Sacred to romance, is about to lose some of its laurels. The legislature of Virginia is about to consider the propriety of permitting won-en to carry the persuasive revolver. Princely Compliments. Kansas City Star. Prince Henry is not much of an orator, but he manages to say good things without making set speeches. His characterisation of the American Beauty rose as symbolic of what he had constantly admired la this ment, passed near the time of his leave- taking. Beet Snarar Iadaatry. St. Louts Globe-Democrat. Last year the United States produced 186,- 000 tons of beet sugar, an increase of 108,000 tons over 1900. Forty-two factorlos were In operation last year, with nine in course of construction. Factories have been tabllshed In nlaeteen states. This is one of the most promising young industries In the country and one of the most Important Proper Order of Touts. , PJilladalphla Press. There la one feature about the Prince Henry receptions tbat Is to be hoped Amer tcaas, hyphenated and unhyphenated, and aliens who live among us have noted, and that Is that the proper order of toasts has been, first the "President, of the United States," then the "Kaiser." eta. On certain occasions la the past international ban Queters in this country have been guilty ot the very bad form of putting the presl dent second, and It Is about time the cor rect etiquette was followed. CORPORATION ASSESSMENT. Colorado . Movlasr (or Eqaallty la Taaatloa. Denver News. The fixed conviction of the people of this state Is that the assessment of railways and similar corporations should be based on the market value oi tns stocks ana bonds. That method is simple and clear. If the assessing body takes tha full value of ths stocks and bonds, or 76 per cent of It, or 60 per cent of it or any other per cent of it, the publlo will know exactly what relation the assessment bears to tha full cash value ot the property. Ths debate la ths senate on the revenue bill turns on this point The section as it cams from the house should be amended so that the board of equalization will have a straight course mapped out for it 'la the assessment of corporation property. To fall In this matter would be to take a backward step .with re gard to the most important reform em bodied la the revenue bill as passed at the regular session. The popular demand tor a revised revenue measure stands mainly on the desire that the great corporations shall be made to pay their full share ot taxes. That Is what this legislature was elected for, and if It wants to make a record oa which it may appeal with con fidence to its constituents It must not put the assessment of corporations back Into the old rut. The section of the bill regu lating their assessment can be made so that they will bo assessed fairly oa their prop erty In this state oa the basis of the value of their stocks and bonds, and that Is the way It must bo made or there will, fee wide MUlrpumUH itttfttoa DELAHET'S GREAT CO CP. . Milwaukee Sentlr.l: "An English gen eral takes chances on the annoyance of be ing compelled to read la bis horns news papers during an enforced sojourn as guest In a Boer camp that the war In South Africa is practically over. Chicago News: It will be extraordinary If this Boer success against one of the most experienced of the4r generals does not stir the British people at home to serious self questioning and further demands for a more competent administration of the War office. The capture of a British general will put fresh heart Into the Boers. Instead ot Methuen's taking Delarey or Dtwet, De larey has taken Methuen. What assurance can the British public, have that the war Is neartng Its end while reverses like these are possible? Detroit Free Press: The effect of all this upon the morals of the burgher forces yet in the Held must be unmistakable. It will arouse the men to new enthusiasm and strengthen their determination, It that Is capable of being strengthened. There will be fewer voluntary surrenders and more disloyalty In Cape Colony. Coming after Kitchener's effort to make a showing of gams for the Majuba day celebrations throughout the empire. It U not likely to allay the dissatisfaction, expressed at home over the conduct of the war. Chicago Post: Not sines the struggle in South Africa began has England suffered defeat mora wounding to Its pride than that of last Friday, whan the Boer general Delarey captured Lord Methuen, routed his force ot 1.200 men, killing forty-one, wounding seventy-seven and taking mora than too prisoners. This reverse to British arms cannot be other than grave and hu mlllaUng to a degree; it Is certain to give the valiant Boers new hope new courage tney ao hot need. It is likely to add months to the struccle. unless Ena-lanil makes some definite move to bring the war to a ciose by peaceful measures. St Louts Globe-Democrat: The latest Boer success Is one of considerable extent and, following the recent defeat and can- ture of another large column in mntlnn serves to show a weak spot In British tao- tlos in (he field. Lord Methuen's 1.200 men. three-fourths of whom were mounted, had oegun a march before daylight, when tha Boers suddenly attacked and enveloped the Bntisa on three sides. A stampede of niuiea lonowea ana the troops anneal t.i have been helpless or la a panic, either of wmcn conditions is highly unsatisfactory rrom a military point of view. The capture oi nve cannon, probably with ammunition. may nave awKwara results for some ot the blockhouses. Minneapolis Tribune: Methuen is not much loss to the British army and it Is not probable (hat Lord Kitchener will take any great trouble xo recapture him. But he Is a court favorite and his capture will make a sensation In London. We do not suppose that the Boers will treat him ungently. and so there Is small hone that tha r.n.r. troops slaughtered by the thick-headed blundering in the early part of the war will be adequately avenged. It Is the habit of the Boers to release their prisoners because iney nave no means of making them com fortable; but one would suppose that they wouia noia on to Methuen and try to ex- cnange mm tor cronje at St Helena. If they should not be able to make him en tirely comfortable, there would be little lamentation outside of court circles In Lon don, it should send a chill through the wnoie army to discover that not even lieu tenant generals are safe from capture. What It the Boers should get hold of KltchenerT . PERSONAL ROTES. And now it is the German prince who has shaken hands with Booker Washington. Robert Burns' birthplace at Ayr attracted 7,000 more visitors last year than Shake speare's birthplace at Stratford-on-Avon. Kate Oreenaways memory Is to be hon ored In London by a number of English noblemen who are collecting funds to endow cots In .children's hospitals In the centers of Great Britain. J. Ogden Armour of Chicago will present a club bouse and golf links to his employes. The members will be under no expense ex cept to maintain the club house and the grounds. Rear Admiral Robley D. Evans will leave San Francisco April 9 for Yokohama, where he will succeed Rear Admiral Kempff as junior in command of the United States fleet in Astatic waters. Mrs. Dewey still continues indisposed, al though the temperature of Palm Beach, Fla., has worked Improvement In the throat trouble which caused her to leave Washing ton for the winter. The Jeasup expedition Into northwestern Siberia has returned with 100 cases of spec! mens. The object of the excursion, which was headed by Norman C. Buston, was to determine the Aslatlo origin ot the North American Indian. Admiral Winfleld Scott Schley is to be present at the dedication of the Dorchester Heights monument on Monday, March 17, as the guest of the South Boston Citizens' association. . This association, as has been Its custom, will have an Evacuation day celebration on .its own account, to be fol lowed by a banquet in the evening, at which Admiral Schley will be the guest of honor, PAYING TUB TOP PRICE. Brltala'a Huanlllatlnsr War Record la oath Africa. Philadelphia Ledger. General Delarey's striking feat at arms on Friday last Just reported, in which he defeated and captured Oeneral Methuen and scattered the British force of 1.200 men with heavy loss, Is a stunning blow, and it la not to be wondered at that it has caused great excitement In London. The story of the defeat Is but a counterpart to similar disasters suffered by the British in the early stages of the war. Sudden, bold at tack by the Boers, utter confusion among ths British, ending in a rout In the present Instance the British loot thirty-Bine men killed, seventy-seven wounded and 201 missing, and. In addition. four guns and all their baggage. This dls aster is a severo blow to British prestige, coming as It does after reiterated state ments that, the war was over, and raises the presumption that the official news sent to England for some time past has not been entirely frank, but colored to appease Brit ish public opinion and support the minis try's conduct of the war. For Instance, ac cording to General Kitchener's report la the London Gazette, which was a dispatch to the secretary ot state, there were not more than 13.600 Boers in the field on July I, 1901; but according to bis several reports since that time, be baa killed and taken 18.871 Boers, or 871 mora than there were altogether. la any case It is certain that the Boers ia the field are a mere handful, whll the British force ia the field numbered, ac cording to a recent statement by Mr. Bred- rick ot the War department la the House of Commons. 137,000. The continuance of the struggle under the circumstances, when ths Boers are cut oft from supplies and are rushed by day and night ever vast stretches of country, la re markable, and that they should bo aggres sive and formidable la all the more aaton ishlng. It they now had 20,000 men In the field, wl'h supplies at command, tho result would be terious for ths British. The prolonged Boor reslstaaoo ''against hope" and la the face of odds so orsrw helm ing Is one of the most heroin achievements BITS OB WASHINGTON LITE. Etehlage of People ssl Kveats Ob- serve-4 mt too Katloaat Capital. We have a trolley line between Omaha and Council Bluffs.' said R. K. Smith, of Omaha to the Washington Post. "The road oea a good business and the company Is fairly prosperous. One of the head officials of the company Is a most eccentric man and Is probably responsible for more jokes than any man west of the Missouri river. A short time ago a tall, lanky countryman ame Into his office and spplled tor a Job as conductor. " 'I don't think we want to hire you," said the official referred to. 'We find that we have been losing money lately because our men were not tall enough. Now, tell me, do you think you could reach the cord that runs to the fare register?' "The countryman Ironed out-the stoop la Is shoulder and drew himself up to his full height. 'I stand six feet one in my etockln' feet,' hs said, with evident pride. '"Oh, the devil!' said the official, 'we have men in our employ who can beat that and they can't reach the register cord.' " While Senator Vest was speaking In ths senate the other day Senator Allison told a story about him. Vest was a member of the confederate congress during the civil war. Some of his constituents alleged that being an able bodied man, it would be Just as well If he took a gun and went out and did some fighting Instead of loafing around Richmond making laws. Vest acquleaoed. Ha got a gun and went to war. Hia first engagement wsa a little affair la which the confederates were whipped. They started to retreat Vest well up to (he front . He met a maa from his own town In Missouri. "Bay, Jim," said Vest "when you go back home (ell those folks you have seen me in a battle." All rlgbt" replied "Jim," starting away. 'And say, Jim," shouted Test after him. while you're about it you might tell them that no other human being will ever see me in another." Congressman Adamson of Georgia lives at the Hotel Varnum when he Is In Washing ton, and there, too, lives Congressman Lloyd of Missouri, who tells (his story at the expense of his colleague: If there's a congressman who loves chil dren it Is Adamson, and while at the Var num he spent much of his tlms playing with the youngsters, with whom he Is a general favorite. One morning. Just as Adamson was starting for the capltol, a 6-year-old girl walked up to him and asked blm to let her ride on bis back. The child's mother objected, saying: 'Why, Mabel, you should not make a horse of ths gentleman.' 'Oh,, mamma,' answered the child, 'he Isn't a gentleman; he's a congressman.' "The child's remark appealed to Mr. Adamson with peculiar force and the de sired ride wss freely given." During the past six years, says a Brooklyn Eagle letter, there has been a big Increase In the total number of persons on the pay roll of the government, as shown by a statement Just compiled by the civil service commission. The last time a similar state ment was prepared was June 30, 1896. at which time the total number of classified positions was 87.115, while there were 91,669 unclassified offices, Including the fourth- class postmasters. The only exceptions were those in the consular and dlplomatlo service and the employes of congress and of the courts. The total government em ployes In the' executive service In 1898 was accordingly 178,634. - Oa February 1, 1902, the - people la the -classified service num bered 119,406, while those la the unclassified service were 111,409, a total ot 230.814. To this total there should be added about 6,600 employe, to Include those in ths lighthouse service and the marine hospital service, of whom not less than 6,000 are classified. This would make very close to 125,000 em ployes in the classified service at the pres ent time, as against 87,115 in 1886, an in crease of 87,000 against a gain ot about 20,000 In the unclassified list. Some very interesting relics are hidden away la the dry, musty archives of the War department, reports the Army and Navy Register. The casual visitor admires the models of ships, soldiers snd army mules, peeps into the offices of various officials and comes away properly Impressed with the guide's statement that "there are two miles of marble corridors in this magnifi cent building." But occasionally some one inquires further snd then, if hie guide hap pens to be a familiar spirit he will obtain permission from the chief clerk of the Judge advocate general's office to view the Booth relics. These precious curios are kept under lock and key In a subterranean stronghold and a clerk la specially detailed to exhibit them. The exhibition Is well worth the trouble. The clerk tells of the story of the assassination of President Lincoln In a most graphlo manner and one can almost believe that he Is hearing the story of an eye witness. There is a plaa of the stage, the stout wooden bar which Booth used to does a side door, his pistols, his saddle and the boot which was out from his broken leg; rifles, ropes and pickaxe used by the con spirators, and, what Is very pathetic, a pocketbook containing the pnotograpns oi nm eharmlna- women, dressed in the fashion of their day. All these objects were used at the trial of the consptrstors and are therefore very properly ia the custody ot the Judge advocate general oi the army. There was at one time a serious aurrestlon that these grewsome mementoes ot a national tragedy should be publicly exhibited snd every little while the propo- .11 inn la renewed by some patron or ins morbid, but the War department authorities have always been able to resist the umpia We've Been Too Busy ,r - - the last few days to say much to you through the .papers. It has become such an "established fact" that o clothing equals ours that when a change is necessary you naturally come to us, and here, of all places, is what you. want and what you ought to have. From flO to 25 we can sell you one of those famous suits of our own make, or a top coat from 3.50 to $35, and a nice hat to match either suit' or coat at t2.00, f 2.50, 3.00 or NO CLOTHING Exclusive Clothiers and Furnishers Wilcox, 21imAcfi. tton to display the articles. Xo one wants to destroy the rellrs, naturally, and per haps there la some legal prohibition la the matter, and It Is only occasionally that ths visitor obtains acoess to the collection. Fl'TT'RE OP THH REPVBLIC Ho Room for Pessimism Amoaar -Those Who right for the riaar. Atlanta Constitution (dam.). . . The people of the United States can be trusted to know and maintain their rights. They make senates, houses ot representa tives, presidents and determine policies in their final forum. If a president takes too much power to himself they will strip him of It. If a congress violates popular rights tbey will supplant it with , another tbat will right the wrong. If courts become corrupt or usurpatory, they will reorganise them snd reverse them by the power ot that resides forever ' la the vox popull. There Is no form ot treason that can flourish In the face of "our fierce democracle" and no fashion of Imperialism that will not wither like Jonah's gourdv In the beat ot ths popular seal tor true republican principles! ' ' The confusion Incident to Our new prob lems, new duties and larger ' place In the world sphere msy alarm the simple for a sesson. But those temporary Incidents do not stop the regular notion of the In vincible American spirit tbst saturates and saves the national life. ' We are a Saul among the powers and tribes of this world. We have the most prescient population, the most redundant resources, ths most avail able wealth, the most enviable opportun ities that belong to any nation of the globe. The Stars and Stripes Is the ensign to which the eyes of the ambitious turn snd to ths protection of which the oppressed of the earth are flocking. But why should we argue all these great and patent facts with our young friend T We will not do so. We wtll invite him to come out of his cave of Adullam and breathe the airs of freedom lnstesd of the choke- damp of pessimism. He Is young, edu cated and capable of bright and Jubilant work, as his contribution ' happtly ' shows. He only needs to climb up Into the sun shine that glorifies the hilltops and widen his horizon from ths eornerposts of his personal equation to the four quarters ot this greatest republic, of all time Then every point of the national compass will reveal to him the growth, the glory, the power and the higher and holler possi bilities of this nation of which he Is a psrt. Only let him, and every other like him. bravely assume and brilliantly do his part. If anything Is wrong, help to right It If unwisdom Is in the saddle help to sub stitute widdom instead. Stand with the people, conjure by the constitution, fight with the flag and never despair ot the re public. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. Chicago Tribune: "It's no comfort, either," muttered the explorer, malting his toilsome way toward the north pole, "to be told that there's plenty of room at tba top!" Brooklyn Life: Gladys No. X would never marry a man to reform him. Ethel Well, I don't think myself that harsh measures are the best. . Pittsbunr Chronicle: "Are you doing any penance this Lent?" asked Ililand of Hal ite t. 'I should say I was," replied Halket. "I'm house-hunting every afternoon now." Chicago Post: "But why do you persist In worrying?" demanded tho easy-going m""n tho hope of making you worry a lit tle," answered the good woman Boston Transcript: Cleric-Mr.' Sniope-r was in while you were out; iho? said he'd call again tomorrow. , . s. Proprietor Very kind Of him. Clerk But he wanted to collect a bill. Proprietor Very kind to aay when ho would call. "This," said tho young lieutenant, who waa showing about the cruiser, "Is the quarterdeck." . ' . " ' ' , "Oh, really," she protested, "do I look so stupid aa not to know tho difference be tween a war ship and a Su-cent excursion steamer." Cleveland Plain Dealer: "What's the mattw with that neighbor of yours? He s raging around like a crazy Hon, declaring heTll slaughter the whole family." "Oh, his children annoy him so that he can't keep his mind on tho universal peace pamphlet he Is working at." Washington Star: "You got tho worst of It in that horse trade," said tho friend. "Yes," answered Farmer Comtossel, "I suppoe It makes you angry every time you see the horse." "No, I like to look at him. It gives ma a food deal of satisfaction to think of how am going to do the other fallow in the next trade"' TO A TOM-OAT. J. J. Montague In Portland Oregonlan. Creature of night; bold, brazenly Immoral, Responsible to neither gods nor main, From out the dark thy Irreligious choral Jars on my nerves and angers mo again. When dogs and other honest brutes are And 'not'a'cur awakes to bay the moon. With low companions thou thy watcn art And gvin tongue to thy unlovely tuna. What demon, deep wtthtn thy black heart What1 bake promoter of foul deeds and MallgnTtyand hate and war has bidden' T Se lead that dlsaolute and vicious llfet Art thou provoked by Influenoo Infernal To levy war on all thy wretched kind. Profane the air with revelry oooturnal. To gratify thy dark and bloody mindf f Thy fur. one thick, Is largely dlssipsAed. Thy ears are notched, thy Hps are gashed at tnchMo'iPthy tail haa taeen abated, B Thu art a thing to look upon with scorn. Tet why waste bard-wrought versee in denouncing .,,. ' , Thy manifold transgressions, callous carr ThV word for ,y ril lo4no time pro TakeSod'cSre that you heed It Thorns-: Scat! 3.50, . FITS LIKE OURS. M i t'.'