14 THE OMAHA DAILY IJEEt SUNDAY, ITEBRUATtY 2, 1902. Tim Omaiia Sunday Bk& IS. H09BWATEH, I3UITOU, PUHLIHIIBD HVEHY MOnNINO. TEHMB OK Ht'HBCHIPTtON. pally lice (without Bundny), Ono Veitr..J8.C0 jjauy jioa and nununy, une xcnr Illustrated Hon, One Year Bundny Hco, Ono Year Saturday Hcc. One Year twentieth Century Farmer, Ono Ycnr, DBLIVBHKD II Y CAnntHIl. Sally Heo (without Sunday), per copy Dally Dee (without flundnv). tier week s.oo 2 0) 2.00 1.60 1.07 . 20 12c Dally Hco (Including Sunday), per week. .17c nununy uee, p'r copy.... oc Evening Hen (without Sunduy), nor week. 10c Evening Beo (Including Sunday), per week 16c Complaint of Irregularities In delivery fhculd bo add reined to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. Omaha The Beo Building. South Omaha City Hall Building, Twen-ty-llfth and M Streets. Council Uluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1510 Unity Hulldlng. New York Tctnplo Court. Washington 501 Fourteenth Street. COBHESPONDKNCK. 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Bays that the actual number of full and complete copies of Tho Dally, Morning, Evening nnd Sunday Beo printed during the month of January, 1902, ww as fol- lows: 1 no.nuo 2 :io,uio 8 :io,(K)o 4 ao.iio c no.inrs e ;i,4imi 7 :io,:tw 8 :io,:i2o 9 :i,i7 10 :io,i:io 11 :t(,:tiMi 12 ;to,-4.u 13 :to,47o 14 :io,ii)o 15 3(1,(170 Id ao.iw) 17 no.ino 18 :io,2:io 19 ao,:i.io so no, lOO 21 :im:io 22 ao.ino 23 no.2(o 24 :io,i:to 26 :to,otio 26 ao,4io 27 ai.ioo 28 ,.:tO,OB( 29 IIH.OIO 30 ;io,u:u 31 sto.noo Total im.OOS Loss unsold and returned copies.... Net total sales.. oasi,o7it Not dally average SUMMIT UEO. H. TZHUIIUCK. Subscribed In my presenco and sworn to before mo this 1st day of February. A. D., 1903. M. is. IIUUATK . ( 1 UtlUJ 4 I.. Notary Public. (Seal.) Frcflltlont Schwab of tlio steel com blno tlt'iilcs that lio Intends to resign. Mou who ilraw salaries tho size of his do not generally resign voluntarily. If tho enptorn of Mlas Stono nntl those who nre striving" to ransom her cannot jret together In Turkey, they are re minded thero Is a urst-dass location out oil tho Center street road. It Is given out that u largo number of actora are soon to go on strike. If duo discrimination Is used In selectlug ,tlio strlkors the public will not grieve If tho differences aro never settled. Tho steamship companies have com bined to raise passenger rates to Europe. As long as tho street care fare to Cutoff lake and Mnnawii remalus at tho usual figure, tho majority of Omaha people will not suffer. The amount of gold In tho treasury 'bas reached the record-breaking figures of 545,830,803. That Is different from the days of democratic trensury dollclts when tho redemption fund was con stantly In danger. China Is said to luteud to secure an American to reorganize the finances of tho country. Thero Is a wealth of govorumentul financiers in this country which It would gladly loau, but no guar auteo goes with the goods. Jim Younger Is still importuning the governor of Miunesotu to allow him to return to Missouri and get married. Twonty-flvo years in prison has doubt less Created uu Incurable desire in him to bo under some restraint. Tho now German imperial loan of 800,000,000 murks has been oversub scribed sixty times. What has become of that terrible conspiracy of tho pluto crats to make money scarce and dear, loans hard to get and interest high? Admiral Hampsou will be retired from actlvo service this month. Admiral Schley Is already on tho retired list. Now, If all parties concerned will only retire tho Sampson-Schley con troversy, tho public will cheerfully honor a requisition fur u voto of thunks. Tho two rival glass combines have started a novel war on each other. They are each raising the wages of their men ni a bid for public support aud inci dentally to secure the best help in the market. The workmen arc making no complaint aud are perfectly willing that tho war should go on. Tho fusion papers of tho state, or nt least many of them, take up the cry of Meservo that his prosecution Is mero politics. Contrast this with tho opin ions of republican papers when repub lican crookedness has been exposed and then form your own opinion as to who are tho real reformers. Tho debate Is still In progross whether the college woman can work out her destluy best as a self-supporting spinster or a mau-supiorted wife. Strangely enough no one has suggested tho third solution of saerlllclng herself for tho benefit of a wife-supported hus band. Hero Is a clmnco for a postscript to tho discussion, County Commissioner Connolly wauts to know how nny Belf-respecting demo crat can tuko an appointive position se cured by tho votes of thfi republican members of tho county board. Mr. Con nelly seems to forget that his own seat would never have come to him were It not for tho votes of republicans that elected him three years ago. No demo crat was ever known to refuse a Job bo cauto republicans helped him get It OA N THE PEOPLE lir; T1WSTKD. Tho prospective popular edict directing congress to cull a national convention to revlso the constitution of the United .States ns a sequence of the action taken by tho legislatures of seven state, de manding the submission of an amend ment to the constitution providing for the election of United States senators by direct vote, has produced profound alarm In plutocratic circles. The spec ial champion of the trusts, the Now York Hun, makes a frantic appeal to the legislatures of the various states now In session to head off this menneu to the privileged classes. According to tho New York luminary that shines only for the millionaires aud billionaires, It Is "dllllcult to conceive of a greater dis aster to the country and to the well bolng of tho American people and their Institutions than would be Involved in the general revision of the constitution of tho United States." Tho most dlro calamities aro predicted for the American people In case they should decide to throw open the consti tution to general amendment, aud we aro admonished that tho safety of tho republic demands that all resolutions looking toward a national convention ought to bo killed as soon as they make their appearance In any legislature. Tho question that naturally suggests Itself Is, can the people be trusted? Tho f miners of the federal constitution wisely reserved for the people the right to revise that Instrument without the consent of congress. With most mar velous precision they foresaw the men ace to popular self government by tho arbitrary rofusal of the senato to yield any of Its prerogatives. The fact that two-thirds of the states have been tin ablo to make any Impression upon the senate with their petitions for popular election of senators would, within Itself, justify tho movement among the states to secure the submission of such an amendment to tho people by the only mode left open to them. In Urcat Britain the House of Lords has time aud again been forced to yield to tho demands of popular reform em phasized through tho House of Commons. In this country tho popular demand of two-thirds of tho states, emphasized re peatedly by the house of representa tives through resolutions that received more than tho necessary two-thirds of tho votes of the house, has been spumed and pigeonholed by tho peers. Thero Is absolutely no danger to bo apprehended for republican Institutions from a convention of representatives of tho people chosen to revise the na tional constitution. Kvery stato would naturally select Its most eminent nnd conservative citizens to represent It In such a body. Kvery member would nat urally desire to linmortullzo himself and have his name go down Into history as one of tho framers of tho new constitu tion. Wild schemes and visionary amendments might be proposed, but the great majority of tho convention would submit only tho most conservative changes, well knowing that a crazy quilt constitution would never bo rati fied by three-fourths of tho states. The fact that tho country has grown aud prospered for moro than n hundred years under the present constitution affords no rational peason why It should not bo recast on Hues based on experience. Tho fact that tho clauses aud provisions of tho present constitu tion have been largely Interpreted by the supremo court and their meaning set tled affords no logical nrgument for leaving tho people nt tho mercy or ca price of one or two supreme Judges in every great crisis or emergency. When tho present constitution wns adopted ,118 years ago, the population of tho United States was less than tlint of the state of Illinois. Travel and tralllc between New York, Philadelphia and Hoston were cnrrled on by stages, wagon trains or sailboats. Tho highways through tho Interior of the country were simply Indinu trails. The application of steam to transportation on land aud water wns not dreamed of, neither was Instantaneous communication by tele graph or telephone. The Industrial revolution of more than ono hundred years affords within Itself the most unanswerable argument for the revision of the constitution. Tho pro duct of tho eighteenth century sages must bo adapted lu the near future to twentieth century conditions. The American peoplo will not leave this to tho tender mercies of Individual Judges of the federal courts when they have tho power In their own hands to express their will through the fundamental law and enlarge tho powers of congress to grapple with tho giant combinations whoso power for evil must bo curbed. Tho republic must either put itself In position to supervise, regulate and con trol tho trusts or the trusts will regu late, supervise and govern tho republic. Can the American people be trusted? Tho trust organs say no. Is ours to re main a government of tho people, by tho people aud for the people, or Is tho country to be governed by ruling privi leged classes? That Issue must be met aud tho legislatures of tho various states aro expected to take tho preliminary steps. CANAh VOtfCKSHWNS. Tho bill Introduced by Senator Spooner as a substitute for the Nicara gua canal bill authorizes tho president, among other provisions, to secure tho necessary concessions from tho republic of Colombia, these to Include tho per petual control of a ten-mile strip of ter ritory from tho Caribbean sea to the Pacific ocean. It hns been reported thnt the Nlcnraguan authorities are disposed to bo somewhat exacting In their finan cial demands, which Is by no means Im probable, and It Is naturally assumed that the change of sentiment favorable to tho Panama route may lead tho gov ernment of Colombia to mako extrava gant demands for concessions. Tho Now York Post remarks that tho truth seems to bo that tho Central American conn trios concerned think they see a glitter lug prize all ready for their seizing, "They have their eyes upon the nurpttM In our treasury," observes that paper, "and nre simply figuring out how much of It they may get, to place It where they know It will do the most good." While It Is to be expected that those countries will endeavor to get all they .can for the concessions our government should ask, we shall probably In the end bo able to make our own terms, since tho United States will bo disposed to be fair and reasonable lu dealing with those republics. The Colombian govern ment Is very much In need of money and It Is probable that It will not lose the opportunity to replenish Its bank rupt treasury by making such llnanclal demands for concesslons as might defeat the movement In favor of the Panama route. The governments of Nicaragua nnd Cosla UIca nlso need money, but they will most likely be found ready to grant tho United States what It may ask at n very moderate price If thereby the detection of the Nicaragua route could be secured. It seems safe to assume, therefore, that from the rivalry between Colombia aud the other two Central American republics tho United Sttites will be able to make a very satisfactory arrangement in the matter of conces sions. There appears to be some question as to whether the Panama company can give a satisfactory title to Its property, but tho friends of the company assert that thero Is not tho sllghest shadow of doubt as to its ability to transfer the property with a clear title, while Ad miral Walker of the Isthmian Canal commission has given his word to the same effect. Meanwhile the ennui com mission Is to have an opportunity to ex plain to the senate committee on inter oceanic canals the grounds for the com mission's llnal recommendation of the Panama route, which may have a more decided influence favorable to that route. The indications are that the Spooner bill will pass the senate, though Its fate in the house cannot bo confidently predicted. SECllETAtll' 811 Ar. Hon. Leslie M. Shaw yesterday as sumed tho duties of secretary of the treasury. The new head of the llnanclal department of tho government, which was never In better condition than at present, has given the public no intima tion as to policies, but It Is safe to as sume there will bo no radical departure from the course pursued by his predeces sor, which has given entire satisfaction to the lluanclal and business Interests of the country. The chief concern of the department at this time Is to see that the excess of revenue over expenditures Is not permitted to seriously embarrass the money market. This will require that the policy of purchasing bonds shall continue at least during tho remaining months of tho current llscal year, after Which tho cutting oft of tho war taxes assuming that this Is certain to be done may make It necessary to stop bond purchases. Secretary Gage began buy Ing bonds, for tho purpose of relieving the money market, last April, and from that time to tho end of tho year he bought altogether $5S,222,1S0 of bonds, par value, for which he paid $71,74-1.841!, over 9ia.000.000 representing premium. Probably for tho remaining live mouths of the llscal year It will not be necessary for tho secretary of the treasury to buy bonds to as largo an extent ns hereto fore, but ho will be guided as to this by the condition of the money market. The country has confidence In the new secretary of the treasury. It Is suffi ciently Informed regarding Ills lluanclal views to feel that he is a safe man, who can be depended upon for a Judicious and conservative administration and a watchful care for the urcat Interests that are more or less dependent upon the policy of the national treasury. Secre tary Shaw Succeeds a man of distin guished llnanclal ability aud there Is no doubt that ho will prove equally capable lu the discharge of the Important duties of tho distinguished position. -4 A KH' MlLlTAltr MSASUHR. Tho bill Introduced In congress to In crease the elllciency of tho national guard and create n trained military force that will bo Immediately avnllable In timo of war will, if It become law, give tho United States a disciplined body of men ready for any emergency. The measure Is In lino with tnq vlows pre sented by tho secretary of war in his annual report, which were approved by representatives or tho natlonul guard of tho several states recently lu session at tho national capital. It provides that tho organization, ar mament and discipline of tho organized mtlltta In tho several states and terri tories shall bo the same as that now president, for a period not exceeding prescribed by law, Tor the regular and volunteer forces of the United States. This militia may be called out by the president, for a period not exceeding nlno months, whenever tho United States Is Invaded or lu danger of Inva sion from any foreign nation, or In case of rebellion against tho government. Tho secretary of war Is authorized to lssuo arms, etc., for the mllltla on the requisition of the governors of tho states und territories, nnd ho may also, upon the request of governors, detail' ofllcers of tho regular army for duty for In struction, Inspection or other purposes that may be approved by lilm. Por the purpose of providing a volunteer force of trained men which shall be ready for Immediate service whenever called for and organized tinder authority of con gress, the secretary of war Is authorized to enroll not exceeding 100,000 men, who shall have served In tho regular or vol unteer army of thu United States or In tho organized militia, the enrollment to be for live years. Uuder this plan there would bo first tho regular army aud be hi nil It the national guard aud tho en rolled volunteer force, constituting an etllclent army of more than 1100,000 men available for any exigency. In the carrying out of this pin u, tho general government Is to assume a large pro portion of tho expense, though thu addi tion thus made to the cost of the mili tary establishment will not be very great. More or less opposition to the proposed legislation Is to bo expected, but while It Is true thnt In everv emorconev the government has found Its citizens ready to respond to tho call to arms nnd this patriotic devotion can still be relied upon, the expediency of having a prop erly organized and trained mllltla to draw upon seems obvious. Such a foreu of say 'J00.000 men lu addition to the reg ular army could lu the event of war meet all early needs until our vast re sources In untrained men were drawu upon and mado avallablo for service. 0.1MM 77KiV AXD AOIf. People Interested lu the welfare of Omaha must Judge tho prospects of the future by reviewing the progress of the past. A glimpse Into tho Omaha of other days cannot fall to foreshadow tho horoscope that Is to come. Such a glimpse Is given lu the reminiscent articles that are llowlug, like, tho storied mill: aud honey In the land of Canaan, from tho fertile pen of that veteran Journnllst, Colonel A, K. McClure, who, In a description of a transcontinental journey made as an ambitious globe glrdler lu ISO", before tho completion of tho Pacific railroads, refers briefly to tho pioneer Omaha lu this touching language: Omaha wan a revelation to mc. It was tho first genuine western city I had struck. It presented an unsightly appearance, with Its rambling lines of houses, nnd here nnd thero n threo or four-story permanent building, with every conceivable slxo and style of eluuty sandwiched between them. It was my first Introduction to tho pro gressive western character. It had moro carriages; Bold moro goods, nnd at higher prices; dealt out town lots by tho toot nt greater valuations; had moro hotels, better patronized, dirtier nnd dearer; built more houses In a day und rented them for more money; played poker nnd keno at a higher limit, nnd raced horses oftcner nnd for higher Rtakes than nny other city of the Bamo population that I had ever hoard of. Colonel McClure's crisp characteriza tion of the frontier town ns It struck li 1 in nearly thirty-live years ago exposes what have been both Its strong and its weak points. Omaha's push and energy have been a revelation to every visitor who has observed It enterprise. What ever It has undertaken It has genu nt with a vim and vigor that Is typical of a progressive western town. To do Just a little better than Its competitors and rivals has been Its aim, whether It was selling goods, scalping Indians, erecting buildings, en tertaining presidents, booming town lots or padding Its census population. As to the limit on poker chips, keno bets nnd horse racing purses, we nre not sulli- clcutly Initiated to speak with authority, but must, of course, rejoice to know that Omaha's reputation on this score stood high at the time of this expert analysis. The unsightly appearance of tho town recorded by Colonel McCluro has, we feel sure, been materially improved, al though there is still room for further Improvement The architectural sand wich as a municipal adornment Is gradu ally falling Into disfavor even In Omaha and In time Is sure to be eliminated altogether from the aesthetic menu card of the local landscape. If the Omaha of the future will care fully continue to afford such Inspiring revelations to Its guests it can always count on commanding these brisk aud breezy tributes to Its fame. Tilt TltEATY-MAlClNO VUWElt. A very Interesting and lmportnnt ques tion lias been raised as to whether the treaty-making power, lodged by the con stitution In the president und senate, Involves the right to make reciprocal trade agreements with foreign govern ments uffectlug duties without any ac tion on the part of the house of repre sentatives, lu which all revenue meas ures must originate. Senator Cullom, lu an elaborate speech lu the senate a few days tigo, contended that tho con currence of the house Is not essential to mako a reciprocity treaty operative, Un less the treaty contains an express pro vision, as some of them have, requiting action by tho house of representatives. Ho also claimed that the fourth sec tion of tho DIngley law limiting the time lu which reciprocity treaties could lio negotiated was Invalid, because an Infringement of tho treaty-making power of the executive guaranteed by the constitution. The Illinois senator declared that tho treaty-maklug power Is not derived from a law of congress and cannot bo mutinied or limited by a law of con gress. Ilo did not regard tho constitu tional provision requiting that all meas ures for raising revenue shall originate lu the house as making necessary tho submission to that body of a reciprocity treaty before It becomes effective. A reciprocity treaty, said Mr. Cullom, Is not u bill aud while It Is true that It reduces a duty which has bceti laid by law, ho maintain d that the treaty maklug power has authority to change a tariff law, tho same as It has author ity to change any other act of congress. Mr. Cullom said: "This question before us hero has been beforu the senate for a hundred years. The executive and the senato have taken one position and that Is that a treaty Is the supreme law of thu liuid. That position has been sustained by the supremo court. On tho other hand, during all these hun dred years tho house of representatives has, as a rule, luslsted that it should bo considered lu reference to certain treaties. That does uot relievo us, tho senate, of the duty of standing for our prerogatives and our lights aud Insist ing that thu rights of tho executive shall bo malutalued." Manifestly this is a question which ought to bo definitely determined aud settled, since It Is posslblo that at some future tlmu serious consequences may result from leaving It an Issue botwecn the two houses of congress. The fnct thnt reciprocity agreements have been negotiated aud made effective without any action by tho house of represcuta tlves does not constitute a necessarily binding precedent, nor aro the citations of supremo court opinions made by Senator Cullom absolutely conclusive. It appears evident that tho house of representatives still holds to the view that treaties affecting the revenues are subject to consideration by that body. On Friday the house without division adopted a resolution directing the ways and menus committee "to fully Investi gate the question of whether or not the president, by and with tho advice and consent of the senate, and Independent of any action on the part of the house of representatives, can negotiate treaties with foreign governments by which du ties levied under an act of congress for the purpose of raising revenues nre modified or repealed." So far as the pending reciprocity treaties are con cerned, It apiears probable that the sen ato will hold that the time limit pre scribed In the Dlngley act for ratifica tion having expired congress Is without power to act tqwu the treaties. Our amiable and enterprising local contemporaries aro somewhat previous in their sensational caricatures and stud horse type dissertations about the Im pending congressional race in this dis trict, which will not come off for at least six months. Manifestly they are very hard up for material to 1111 out the space that Is not pre-empted for the ex hilarating discussion of tho principles underlying the Immortal Declaration of Independence as reflected In tho stand ing of tho woolly-haired African and the bllnk-eyod Filipino. At a recent salo of breeding draft horses In Iowa, twenty-four head sold for an average of .fOOU each. This is said to be tho highest average price ever paid for such animals at a public sale. A few years ago horses were a drug ou the market and It would have boon Impossible to sell that number nt any price which would pay for tho expense und trouble of raising them. Today there Is a dearth of good draft horses aud tho farmer who breeds good stock Is as sured of a ready salo and good prollt. After threo years of profound study St. Augustine failed to solve the perplex ing problem as to how many angels could stand on the point of a needle, but Father Williams aud Grandfather Met calfe, after three weeks' meditation and public debate, are ou the point of solv ing the mooted and complex question as to how much space a couple of fooloso fers can occupy In a hyphenated news paper before they settle the Incompre hensible definition of the rights of man lu the Declaration of Independence. In discussing the wage question with tho miners at tho Joint convention the operators aro contending ngulust any In crease lu tho scale on the ground that tho price received for coal by the oper ators had decrcused during the year. This leaves a question of veracity be tween tho operators and the men Who sell to the consumers, who excuse in creased prices by saying tho operators charge them more. Tho small boy In this vicinity was never more In his element for winter recreation. Not lu years have condi tions been so favorable for coasting and Bkatlug aud other healthful outdoor sports of tho season. Tho boy who does not take full advautago of these Ood-glveli opiwrtunltlea does not do servo to share In their enjoyment. The remark of Senator Dubois In call ing regular army olllcers "charity boys" was an unfortunate one. In times like tho late war or other past unpleas antnesses theso trained "charity boys" from West Point have been handy things to have nrouud. 12 ml I n u the IIIsciiHiilan. Baltimore American. Undo Bam should Bend a pollto note to tho powers that aro oxplalnlng their actions during tho laBt war, and assuro them that It would not have mado ttuy difference. What (lie 1'iince (iocs Avnlnat, Washington Post, Prlnco Henry will acqulro a fair idoa ot our great tariff system when tho customs ofllclals hold him up and compel him to pay duty on nil those trinkets ho Is bring ing over, HtiitliiK Under UltllciiKlc. Philadelphia Ledger. Diplomatic gossip now says that I'rlnco Henry Is really coming oyer to study tho American poople, Mighty llttlo tlmo for study appears on his published program, however. Two KIiiiIn of Anarchy, Portland Oregonlnn. If n poor boggar denes arrest, we read him a locturo on the sacrodncss of tho law. If a railroad prosldout docs It, ho looks around for applause. Anarchy Is tho same in high places or low. Unique llualiiCKa Firm. Dry Goods Economist. In so many fields of labor has woman usurped whnt more man ouco conslderod his work that It Is hardly conslderod sur prising to find i firm name such as exists at York, Nob., Ira Bmtth & Daughter odd ob tho appellation scorns at first sight. Miss Smith Is a skilled operative nt tho bonch, as woll as a buyer of Jowelry for tho firm ot which sho Is a number. HIcinrntM of a "Scoop." Kansas City Star. Tho notion that tho Germans aro wholly practical and materialistic) has been com pletely exploded by tho story In tho Vienna Neues Wiener Tageblatt that the negotia tions aro In progress for the salo ot tho Philippines to Germany and that the visit of Prlnco Henry to tho United States 1b preliminary to the announcement of this couvoyanco. It would tako a pretty lively Parisian journal to beat that. IlarKitln liny In Inlnnda. Philadelphia ICdger. If tho Danish West ladles aro worth any thing at' all they rauet bo worth the 15,000, 000 named In tho treaty as tho prlco for them, and tho fact that they liavo been a continual Bource of expense to Donmark need not stand In tho way of their acquisi tion, for there Is llttlo doubt that American energy can make them pay. Whether or not It will be permitted to do so, however, will depend very much on tho question whether they are to bo managed for commercial or political purposea. PKIISONAI, AMI OTIII3IIWIMC It Is evident from tho debris thot a few sticks of dynamite distances Now York editors In blowing up things. A amino la pickles Is threatened. As pickles aud beauty go hand lu hand tho cult will liavo to fait back on caramels. Tho St. Louis man who Incautiously pre dicted moro earthquakes for that locality has been disposed ot till tho fnlr Is over. Senatorial courtesy was handed several biffs In the jaw last week. A continuance of the argument might proraoto tho circula tion of tho Ilccord. New York Is absorbing potatoes from Ireland nnd Scotlnud at the rato of 10,000 bags a day. The unusual strcnuousness ot the old town Is thus explained. Iloston extracts n liberal per cent of godliness out of tho statement that tho city's consumption of water is 117 gallons per diem per capita. The Hub's fancy for wnter rivals the ponderous humor of "Undo Dudley." The llrooklyn Hagla almanac for 1902 Is a notablo compilation. It docs not nt tcmpt to cover tho wholo nlmnnno field, It alms to bo a guidebook of tho metropo lis, a large field In Itself, and succeeds ad mirably lu that purpose. Now tho merry pnssongor ngent sweetly sIurs tho prnlnca ot 1'lorlda or throws mental boqucts nt I he flowered byways of California. Hut honiu Jojs nro overlooked. The sleigh rldo, for Instance; tho thrilling plcasuro of gliding over tho glistening snow with picked nnd piquant company nnd tho after Joy of coughing up at the rate of J2 an hour. There's u subject for an artist. Dcadwood historians seek to discredit the- record of tho stngo coach which Huffnlo Hill Is to present to tho National museum They say tho coach wns not In tho Hat creek scrap of 1S7C, but there were other perhaps on that famous trnll. Ilesldcs, tho relic of hygono days has been bombarded with tons of ammunition before tho Ratonlshed eyes of millions of palo faces. Lot It go nt that. PHICIl ()!' KMSTBNCB. Mr. Ouriipp:li.i DliiKiinsI KiiIIm o Stniul tlte Test. Hoston Transcript. Not long ago Mr. Andrew Cnrneglo, In an address beforo tho railroad branch of tho Young Men's Christian association ot Now York, mndo tho following statement: "It Is ono of the most cheering facts of our day that under present conditions tho wages of labor tend to rlso nnd tho prices of tho necessities of llfo tend to fall." Thnt Is a proposition that certainly has two Bides to It. If wo apply It to a period of fifty years, tho truth of It can doubtless bo demonstrated. If applied to a period of flvo years, especially tho last five, tho demonstrator would not bo ablo to mako out so clear a caso. A great many of tho necessities of llfo nro cheaper than beforo tho civil war, whllo wages aro generally much higher. Even Hour, that fundamental staplo of existence, can bo bought tor less In 1902 than It cost during tho '00s. Calico, nnlls, pins and needles and numberless arti cles that enter Into dally uso aro much chcapor now than then. Tho farmer and tho farmer's wife aro ns continuously drudging as they ever wcro, with less to show for their toll In mo3t cases; yet they must pay higher wages for help, Indoors and out-of-doors, and obtain an Insufficient and Inferior supply at that. Dut when wo como down to recent ex periences there will bo a general tendency to deny to Mr. Cnmeglo's statement the forco of an axiom. We do not need statisti cal tables to show us where wo stand. Tho monthly butcher's bill, tho milk nnd coal nnd lco bills tell us moro conclusively thnu tho most export, statistician can do that tho cost of living has run up at a rato that Is almost alarming to thoBO whose Incomes aro fixed and modest. Still, statistics may give us a moro exact measure, though they can hardly emphasize, tho main proposition. Tho lowest levol of prices reached In some years was In July, 1897. Hut betwocn that tlmo and tho present, accotdlng to tho latest showing of Dunn's Kovlcw, the avorago ad vnnca In tho cost of those articles of living which nro common to thoso of largo In comes and small nllko has advanced nearly 40 per cent. This covers n period of n6arly flvo years. Tho advanco has been n steady one, though the climax has como tho present year. Cor tnlnly no ono will contend thnt tho avcrngo of Bnlarles, wages or other fixed Incomes hns advanced 40 por cent, or oven half that amount In tho time specified. It Is possible that wo arc going through nn exceptional experience. Tho conditions hnvo not been favorable to abundance In thoso things which wo need most. Tho corn crop wns unusually light, nnd this hns been ono at tho causes which havo sent up the prices ot moat, though not tho only causa. Tho po tato crop and tho npplo crop wcro partial failures, and they aro now bringing luxury prices. A corner In eggs has mado that household staplo worth almost Its weight In gold, nnd thoso products of which we havo had plenty get tho bcnoflt of scarcity In others. Thus there Is a fly In our pros perity ointment. Wo must nwalt hopefully, ovon It not with entire confidence, tho de velopments of nnother Beason. If they do not bring relief then Mr. Cnrneglo would seem to bo callod upon for a revision ot his diagnosis ot tendencies. Plain Piano Talk Is quality an object? Is price an inducement? Commencing tomorrow wo wilt offer tho highest grado pianos la the world at prices loss than you can buy tho moBt ordinary InBtrumonts olsowhoro. Wo must reduco our Btock which Is doublo what wo havo spaco for nnd will do It U prices and merit aro Inducements. Wo carry tho largist line of Btandard pianos in tho west; new pianos In nil thi rarest woods from $128.00 up to tho prlco of tho Stolnwny, tho piano used nnd preferred by tho greatest living artists and scientists. Also a com plete lino of tho famous Vose, Mason & Hamlin, Stegor, Emerson, A. H. Chaso, Marrhall & Wendall and Jowott pianos. IlKAUTIinili CIIICICKUI.NC, iiNftd y 75 PBASB 1IIIOS., lllnek Ciinr K5 1'IXB WALXUT CASH HAJII'1,1! PIANO HLKGA.Vr, KXI.I.ISII OAK CAMS, MAMPI.U PIAXO . . . ISN Also great bargains In slightly used Wober, Decker Ilros., tho genuine Haines Dros,, and other reliable maken. Call and get our low prices and coy terms whether you nro ready to pur chaso or not. We sell pianos In Nebraska, KanBas, Iowa, tho Dakotas, Wyom ing and Colorado, and will ship any piano ou npproval nnd pay freight charges both ways If tho Instrument! aftor careful examination, Is unsatisfactory. Catalogues, prices nnd further Information sont froo to out-of-town customers, SCHMOLLER & MUELLER, Tho largest piano houso In tho west. nopresentatlvos for Stelnway Pianos andSolf-Playlng Pianolas. 1313 Farnam St, Omaha Tel. 1625. 502 Broadway, III.ASTS ritUM HAM'S IIOII.V, Calmness Is tho mark of truo courage. Oodllneos Is truo nnd oternnl greatness. Tho only dumb religion ts n dead ono. A conspiracy of sllcnco Is usually ono of sin. Truth Is not mado false becauno wo doubt her. Only those whom tho cap fits will criticise Its cut. Dally drudgery may bo tho door to dlvino delights. Dark days mako a good background for bright lives. You cannot mako n llvo church out ot dead people. Tho devouring flamo of sin U nt first only n wolcomo warmth. .Many tako their business Into tho hounu of dod who aro afraid to tako Him lata their houses of business. si:cin,Ait shots at tub pulpit. Clovolnnd Plain Denier: lllshop Potter's summer houso wns entered nnd despoiled by a gang of burglars tho other night, but thero Is nothing to lndlcnto that tho bishop suspects nny prohibitionist. Iloston Transcript! Tho Philadelphia Methodists think Prof. Mitchell Is a dan gerous man becauso ho cannot bo easily nnswercd. When they say "dangerous" they probably mean "embarrassing." Indlannpolls Journal: Thoso who hnvo rend somo of tho attacks of Mothodlst preachers upon Prof. Pearson will ho pained at the intolerant spirit which per vades thesa uttcranccB. If It wore tho ago of the stake, Prof. Pearson uould likely bo burned. Louisville Courlor-Journnl: Is Dr. Park hurst, lu now breaking out with tho an nouncement thnt only somo souls nro Im mortal, desirous of acquiring further no toriety nt tho hnnds, say of that Chicago minister who wishes to skin alive tho man who questions the Infallibility ot tho hlblo nnd of those Nnshvtllo ministers who pro pose to uso shotguns to kcop theatrical performances out of the building erected for the performances of Itov. Sam Jones? 1IOMBSTIC PLKASAVmiES. Hrooklyn Llfo: "I wish, my donr. he had made his money Instead of Inheriting It. Ho would mako you a better husband." "Nonsense, papa. Why, then ho would know how to keep It." Hrooklyn Knglo: It was evident thaUUMr' obedient llttlo maid was troubled. v,"- "Mamma lnslstH that I must not sce;you nny moro," she mild, regret fully. Tho resourceful young man only smiled, "Well," hu replied, carelessly, "If she Is sntlslicd to have us meet lu tho dark, I nm." l'hlladelphln Hullctln: "Were thero nny pretty drciiscs In tho play?" "Oh, yes. The poor deserted wife, who had to Hike In sowing for a living, suffered agonies lu a lovely white silk gown, with chiffon ruflleH nnd a dream of a peurl colored plush oporn cloak, lined with whlto fur." Cleveland linln Dealer: "Mrs. Chumley carries her Idcns of harmony too far. HIio'h always trying to find things to match her complexion," "Yes." "And now sho's gone nnd had her houso painted yellow." Philadelphia Press: Toss Miss Brusk didn't hcHitnta to plvo his age as her rea son for rcfiiHlng old Munnybags. Jess Told him to his faco ho was too old, chV Toss Not nt nil. Ho sworo ho "would love nnd cherish her till death," and sho told him ho was too young. Somorvlllo Journnl: Young- fnthor (proud ly) Wo havo a new baby at our house. " Hachclor friend (sympathetically) Woll, woll, you must do nil you enn to bear up under It. Chicago Post: "Love," Blghcd tho old mnld, "Is a grand, sweet song." "Hut I nover could appreclato muslo," asserted tho crusty old bucholor, hustlly. Chicago Tribune: "Suppose." said tho girl with tho Qibsun girl neck, "you had nover enred for men nt nil, and you fell In lovo with a young man at first sight " "Well?" said tho girl with tho Julia Mnr iowo dimple. "And you engaged yourself to Mm " "Yes?" "And when you married him " "1 can't Imaglno anything of that kind on u first engagement. ' LAN1 OK I.OSCJ AOO. Nixon Waterman. There's a dear old homo In tho Knr Awny, A soft, snug nost, where tho children play, A realm of rest whoro tho old folks stay, In tho Land of tho Long Ago. There's n dear old homo where the roaen twine, And tho fruit hangs rljia on tho treo and vine: AVherc tho Kates wcro good to ma nnd mine lu the Land of the Long Ago. O, never n ninp shall point that placo; ior ever too unit or itmn erase, Hut tho hungering heart tho lines shall trace Of the Land of the Lone And. And over tho tldo of my llfo's Hwlft stream Hulls back to tho Imv of a blissful dream. And I llvo nnd laugh in tho glint nnd elenm ui inu iiiim o i mo j.ong go. du tho north nnd south nro tho Joy and rest Of a slBtcr's smile und n mother's breast; Anu a miner h iovo m mo eusi r.nu west Of the L.nnil or the I.ontr Aeo. Wo shnll nil coma back from tho desert Kiun. We shall all como homo to tho "Soul's1 neply," Wo shall nil rotum In tho "Hy nnd By" To tho Land of tho Long Ago, Council Bluffs Tel. 368.