6 THE OMAHA DAILY BEEt TUESDAY, JULY 23, 1901. The omaha Daily Bee E. ROSEWATER, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVEIIY MORNING. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, bally Bee (without Sunday), One Year..$6.M Dally liee and Sunday. One Year 8.00 Illustrated Bee, One Year 2.00 Sunday lint, One Year Z.bO SatJrday Bee, One Year 1-Q Twentieth Century Farmer, One Year.. l.W OFFICES. Omaha. The Bee Building. South Omaha: City Hnll Building, Twenty-fifth and M Streets. Council Bluffs: 10 I'carl Street. Chicago: 1640 Unity Building. New York: Temple Court. Washington: 601 Fourteenth Street CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to newi and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. BUSINESS LETTERS. Business letters and remittances should be auuressed: The Bee PUbllsning Lorn jinny, umuna, REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Cnmnanv. Only 2-cent stamps accented In payment of mail uccojniH. i'crsonui eneexs, except on unina or eastern exenanges, not accepted STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Statfj of Nchniskn. DniinlnM fntintv. George B. Tzschuck, secretary of Thu Bco j-uuiisiuiiK .company, ueing uuiy sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete cop es of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the Huiiiu ui oune, ii'ji, was as lonows: 1.. XO.OBO 16 20,:au 2 2U,-no 3 !5fl,MIM 2.1,0(10 li.-.DHO 2Jl,88t 7 an.TBo 20,170 2U.40O 10 23,880 11 25,7tlO 12 urxi 13 2r,J0 14 IT., IOO 15 23,4 lO 17 .....20,080 18 20.1UO 19..... 20,040 30 r,,t4 21 2o,U 22 23,010 23 2fl,07B U 20,000 25 .28,1130 26 23,310 27 23,000 2S 2B.B10 29 23.UOO 30 20,220 Total 7711,048 Less unsold and returned copies.... W.874 Net total sales 700,171 Net dally average 23,072 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In mv nreaenen mid sworn to Duiorc mo tins sgtn day or June, A. u.. uxu, M. B. H UNGATE, Notary Public. PARTIES LEAVING von SU.MMCn. Parties lenvlitir the city far the niimnicr may linve The Bee sent to them regularly by 'KitlfyliiK The lice limine office, In person or by mull. The nililrrnpi will lie chaniced ns often nn desired. It Is certainly correct to spenk of the strike of the truck drivers In Han Frnu- clsco us a tleup. Olovclunii, MIsh., reports a more than usually aulet Sunday. Only one negro was killed and two wounded. If you are going to strike, now Is the time to do It It Is easier to strike than to work this kind of weather. The most comfortable lodging house for gentlemen of leisure without vlslblo means of support Is the city cooler. Unless St. l'eter leaves the pearly gates ajnr..tlie,long-dlstauce rain prayers are liable to evaporate before they reach their destination. There Is no hope for Kansas. Water Is scarce and the Carry Nation smashers have started In again to destroy the supply of beer. Stylo Is all right In Its place, but the mayor has done the sensible thing In al lowing the policemen to discard coats this kind of weather. The government Is now receiving bids for winter clothing for the Indians. It would bo an easy matter now to trade n fan for a good overcoat. While the coroner Is reaping a golden harvest from suicides during this torrid weather the county judge Is, losing every day by the slump In the demand for marrluge certificates. Arizona ranchmen are, turning their at teutlon from Rocky mountain sheep to Angora goats. With the temperature at 112 lu the shade at riioculx, Ariz.,, mo hair blankets are not liable to be In de maud for some time. Bryan has advised the prospective bolters In Ohio not to do It. A public letter Is a good refuge to hide behind sometimes, but Bryan will shed no tears if his popullstlc following lu that state should knife the ticket. The Spanish Parliament has decided not to Investigate the nuestlon of who was responsible for the disasters of the war with the United States. With the example of the Schley-Sampson contro versy before them it Is not strange that tho Spanish shirked the task. A spurious scientist wants to know why lightning so often destroys churches and so rarely destroys saloons. If the spurious scientist had over studied the law of electricity he would have known that lightning strikes tall timber, but never strikes hazel' brush. There are Intlmutions in the yellow press of Kngland that a war between Kussla and Urent Britain Is among tho possibilities. To a man up a tree It would look as though Great Britain had plenty to engage its attention at present without taking a twist at tho Bear's tall. Our amiable double-header contempo rary is suffering from another attack of political JIm-Jams over the preteuded discovery of horrible plots and counter plots by the republican county and city machine. All this because half a dozen executive committeemen of the county republican committee held an Informal conference about the Impending county campaign. The cup of sorrow of ex-President Kruger of the Transvnal Is certainly full to overllowlng. Hs country is overrun by n hostile army, himself an exile nnd his faithful wife dead In tho land which they can no longer call their country and whoso funeral he canuot uttend. Kru ger" Is a sturdy character, but this last burden Is likely to provo more than be cuu bear. VICIOUS A'icn-SMPBR KXTEnPlltSE, When newspaper enterprise Is directed to the gathering and publication of cur rent news In attractive shape It Is com inendablc, but so-called newspapers which devote their energies and rack the brains of their staffs In producing fantastic llctlon are as pernicious as they are pestiferous. Instead of enter Ing to tho healthy appetite of the public their sole aim Is to stimulate the ab normal craving for the sensational and pander to the vicious. One of the best Illustrations of this Is found In the Sunday Issue of the Chi cngo American. A double-paged series of Illustrations 1b printed, headed "Ols graceful Scenes at the Omaha Bull Fight!" It depicts bulls in the act of tossing unfortunate men Into the air, charging with untamed fury upon others nnd winds up with the figure of a-dead bull, dispatched to satisfy the craving for gore on the part of the ttr tlst. To still further humiliate the pco pic of this state and city the pictures of the governor and staff are printed In the attitude of viewing the bloody aud brutal spectacle. Such fakes nro utterly Inexcusable. The paper printing It ennnot truthfully plead lguorauce. The alleged tight did not take place In Omaha lu the first place. In tho second place, no such scenes as those depicted took place any where In Nebraska and the publishers nnd editors of the paper knew It, for it Is a matter of common notoriety that the alleged bull fights were n fake and that the bulls were too tame or too tired to oven chase the gaily-decked Mexicans around the ring. These alleged tights wcro concluded a week before the paper was printed and the publishers are do barred from making the plea they were misled. Tho reading matter which accompa nied the Illustrations was no less mis leading and untruthful than the pic turcs. The very langunge which the American quotes, deprecating the bull- tight feature of tho South Omaha show and which was credited to the Lincoln Journal, was taken from The Omuba Bee, but credited to the other paper to further falsify nnd mislead as to public seutlmeut in Omahn. The people of Omaha, of the state nnd even of South Omaha, outside of a small clique, did not approve of the contests, as was amply evidenced by the fact that specta tors were few, so few In fact that the projectors of the "enterprise" lost money on It. If It was ever their Intention to give a genuine exhibition of bull light lug the authorities aud the Humane so clcty put a quietus upon It early In tho game. It was n fake, pure and simple, only excelled In magnitude by the Il lustrated effort of the Chicago paper. And this is what passes for "enter prlso" with n certain class of papers, chief among which nre the several pub lications put forth by the .proprietor of the .sheet In question. With one breath they preach benevolence and the better ment of the world and then use up sev eral telling lies which would have put the ancient biblical champion fabricator to tho blush. With a great flourish the publisher sent n minister out to Omnh'a with the announcement that he was at liberty to spend thousands to prevent the tight nnd then deliberately perpe trated a lying fake, which could have no other purpose than to demean nnd humil iate the people of this state. If such en terprises are newspapers nnd others are to fall In and pursue the snme course humanity had better go back' to the days when the news of the day was retailed over the back-yard fence. 1HDUSTH1AL DErntlSSlUX X OlOllMANY. All advices show that there Is great In dustrial depression in Germany and tho siti'allon scums to be growing stendlly worse. According to the last report to the State department of the American consul at Bremen, unfavorable condi tions exist lu almost every Industrial occupation lu Germany. He states that tho monthly reports as to the number of persons who nro neccssnrlly Idle nnd fruitlessly seeking employment are alarming. To aggravate tho situation Germany Is harvesting poor crops. The consul notes as elements that constitute nn Industrial crisis diminishing oppor tunities for work in the industrial cen ters, n gloomy outlook for the agrarians owing to short crops and a fnll in prices due to overproduction in manufactures. He expresses apprehension that the trade of the United States with Ger- ninny will be seriously affected if tho crisis Is not relieved. Such being the situation In Germany It is somewhat remarkable that there should still be agitation in that country In favor of tariff regulations that would discriminate against the food products of this country aud thereby render the conditions yet moro serious for the Ger man consumers. It Is not dlfllcult to un derstand that German manufacturers should favor tariff rates that would pro tect the'm against American competition, but In the face of the possible distress that Is threatened that country by rea son of the crop failure it Is strange that there should be any sentiment In favor of tho agrarian policy of a high tariff on tho products of agriculture. Yet It is reported that the new tariff as drawn contemplates the imposition of duties on agricultural products that are up to the limit of what the commercial treaties with Germany will admit of nnd these schedules would bo, so fnr as the Uulted States is concerned, nlmost pro hibitive us to our agricultural products. It would seem to be self-evident thnt Germany caunot stand this kind of pol icy. To adopt It would mean an amount of distress to her people which It Is quite Impossible to foresee and the effect of which could not fall to bo very dis turbing socially Hnd politically. A coun try whose Industries are depressed and millions of whoso people are Idle can- uot nfford to adopt a tariff policy thai would make tho cost of living higher for her people and of ull the couutrles of Kuropo Germany Is perhaps the last one where the adoption of such a policy could safely be made. As to tho effect of tho conditions In Germany upon tho trade with that coun try of the United States, It is to be ex pected thut It will bo unfavorable. We shall probably be uble to sell us much to Germany of our agricultural prod nets In the coming year ns we did In the past year, because she must lmv them, but we shall export less maun facturcd products to that country, as Indeed we nre likely to do to most of the countries of Europe. It appears prob able, however, that the aggregate of our exports to Kurope this year will not be materially less than during the past year und If there Is any falling off it will be In manufactures and not In agricultural products. DUVGLAS VOVXTV FtXAXOES. The official exhibit of Douglas county finances for tho first six months of tho present yenr has Just been made pub lie by the county treasurer. The receipts from all sources aggro gate $(40,77-8 and the disbursement S40.).247.7;i. leaving a balance In tho hands of the treasurer of $151,524,153. Out of the ?40rj,247.73 expended, $130, 175.3'J represents the contribution of Douglas county to the state treasury Among the Interesting Items of moneys standing to the credit of various funds we note the sum of $S,I35.37 In the fee fund, which represents tho surplus from all fee offices of the county; $2,705.80 In the road Improvement bond fund which represents what is left from the sale of $150,000 of bonds Issued for pav lug county roads. While tho amount realized from tho sale of these bonds was $151,412.55 the amount actually paid for paving and repairs Is $145, 584, but the rats that have found their way Into that cheese have nibbled up about $5,000 of the money realized from these bonds. A remarknblo feature of county flunn clcrlng Is presented lu tho exhibit of $17,0211.39 of outstanding Interest bear Ing warrants In the face of a surplus of over $150,000 In the treasury which is drawing no Interest. Another extraordinary Item of this exhibit is found In the collection of $11,180.42 for the Douglas addition judg ment fund and the transfer of $8,000 from this fund to the general fund. Tho Douglas addition represents the tract of land formerly pnrt of the poor farm which had been laid out into town lots und sold nt auction during the boom days. This sale was tin nulled by the courts, bonds wero is sued, the proceeds thereof, aggregating $100,710.50, were used to reimburse the purchasers. In addition to this bond Issue the county levied a special tax of 2 7-10 mills In 181)5 and again in ISO", which yielded considerably more than was needed for the full settlement of all claims. The surplus of this ex cesslve tax, amounting to $23,515.51, has been thrown Into the county dump, otherwise known us the general fund, In ste.nl of being placed In the sinking fund to be applied to the redemption of tho bonds. How the enormous sums which find their way Into the general fund are ladled out is not disclosed by tho semi annual statement of the county treas urer. Suffice It to say that nearly $050,000 has been squeezed out of the taxpayers of Douglas couuty during the last six months for the maintenance of county nud state government, live-sixths of which, or nbout $540,000, hus been con tributed by the taxpayers of Omaha. In view of the fact that the city taxes are this year nenrly three times ns high as the county taxes, the aggregate con trlbutlon of Omaha taxpayers for the maintenance of state, county aud city government for the last six mouths has been approximately $2,000,000, exclusive of special city taxes. The assistant superintendent of the salary nnd allowance division of the Postofflce department Is In Denver look Ing for suitable locations for sub-postal stations which arc to be lu running or der by September 1. In this effort to improve postal facilities the Washing ton official Is heartily seconded by tho postmaster of Denver, who appears anx lous to secure tho best facilities for the convenience of the patrons of the office. This Is In decided contrast with the post master at Omaha, who has manifested vigorous opposition to the proposed lo cation of a sub-station In the vicinity of Walnut Hill. Tho objection of the Omaha postmaster to the establishment of sub-stations Is that they cause trouble and inconvenience to the main office em ployes. Surely that ought not to out weigh the demand for Improved facill tics In the suburbs for the convenience of the putrons of the postolllce. With tho departure of the foreign troops from portions of China the na tives arc again causing trouble and the authorities are unable to control them. There Is a possibility that the excesses of foreign troops will bo like tho sewing of n crop of dragon's teeth. Naturally superstitious and resentful when they think they have been wronged, the ef fects of these outrages are likely to kindle n tire beside which the former outbreak will bo child's play. In deal ing with such people It Is always well to follow tho policy of General Crook with the Indlnns fight when It Is neces sary, but always be Just. Tho promoters of the St. Louis world's fair havo started their advertising enm pulgn with the discovery of a mastodon graveyard. The bones of any old mega therium or pterodactyl will do to adver tise the mammoth fair. It was sleepy old St. Louis that startled the world some yenrs ago by the announcement of the discovery of a mnmmoth cave under the bed of the Mississippi at tho point where the engineers were mnklug ex cnvatlons for the foundation of the great Eads bridge. The cave was never heard of again and the suspicion is en tertained thnt a similar fate will over take these mastodon remnants. Tho British House of Lords has re versed the verdict of the high court of Justice, which held that It was lawful for strikers to persuade others uot to take their places. That a body con stituted as Is tho House of Lords should havo the power to overturn thq verdict of tho highest Judges in the land Is a strange relic of the past In. British Ju diciary. There are many bright minds In the House of Lords, it Is true, but this or any other hereditary body Is bound to bo of mediocre ability taken ns a whole. The marked decline in railway stocks nnd Industrials cannot fnll to havo a very beneficial effect upon Investment In farm lunds and city property. So long ns speculative Investments In stocks offer tempting Inducements to Investors they preferred to take tho risk Incidental to stock speculation, but with a down ward tendency In this clnss of Invest ment capital will be Invested In realty in tho long ruu, as It offers the most re liable security. Troth Hailed Dunn, New York Tribune. Tho best bed now Is a bathtub. Closer to the Throne, Globe-Democrat. Nebraska citizens havo scored a strong point by praying for rain a week lo ad vanco of the Missouri date. Influence of the Dollar. Philadelphia ledger. Tho only people In this country who take tho British side in the South African war are those who havo mules to sell. From First to Fourth. Boston Transcript. Boston Is put down as the fourth tea port in tho United States. At the opening of tho revolution it was tho first, at least upon ono occasion. Parity Their Great Hold. Washington Post. Wo are glad to know that Agulnaldo's effort to corrupt the democratic party met with such an Ignominious failure. It Is most gratifying to feel that tho gentlemen who wero In charge of the Bryan campaign last year would rather be pure than be pap peddlers. Mlsplnccd Sympathy. Kansas City Journal. This Is tho season of tho year when tho railroads aro called upon to meet largo losses. Recently a Topeka paper had an editorial deeply sympathizing with some farmers In Ellis county who hnd lost their entire wheat crop through a flro set by a train. That sympathy properly belonged with tho Union Pacific railroad. The rail roads pay liberally for crops destroyed by their trains. It probably is the rule that they pay every tlrao- as much as the crop Is worth and sometimes thuy pay more. Malicious Assaults on Schley. Kansas City Star. Tho lntempcrato terms in which Mr. Maclny. has attacked Admiral Schley in his "History of the United States Navy" will tend to strengthen that officer's popularity. No matter what errors Schley may have made, a virulent nnd prejudiced personal attack upon him will only react against his opponents. It Is unfortunato that Sec retary Long should havo given approval to any part of a work which contains pas sages so manifestly unfair as those in this history referring to tho battle of Santiago. An hmtorlan who ,, cannot report recent events accurately ought not to expect cred ence to bo given his account of happenings of a century ago. Cnniniiinlty-of-Interrat Pinna. New Tork Evening Post. Tho placing of one, railway property In tho hands of a commltteo selected by Its chief competitors hag never, before been so carefully carried) out, Hero, if any whore, the "communlty-of-Interest" plan ought to be fairly tested.. Whatever may be tho general , result, one thing Is certain that In each important question of policy which arises, bearing on the interests of a rival railway, a representative of the out- sido road will have a voice. Thcro can at all events no longer .occur thoso sudden and secretly .conceived attacks on the business of competing lines, demoralizing to values and disturbing to general trade, which marked the history of these companies In tho '80s. A Great Pnnlc-Sninnher. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. J. Plerpont Morgan Is tho great panic smasher of the age. Two or three con vulslons have been arranged for Wall street In tho last two months and Morgan has headed them off. On tho first and most serious occasion he was on the other sldo of tho Atlantic, but the cable kept him In communication with Wall street and ho sidetracked tho cataclysm which threatened on account of the Northern Pacific fight. Ho has done the same more than once since he arrived nt home a week or two ago. Here' Is a function In which monetary magnates of the older days scl dom figured. Drew, Commodore Vandor- bllt, Jay Gould and most of the other groat financiers precipitated moro flurries than they averted, though, of course, some of the wrecks which occurred in their time came without their intervention and damaged them pecuniarily. Morgan, how ever. Is a benevolent plutocrat, who ought to bo applauded by even William J. Brynn. ItlfiHTS OF WITNESSES. Significant ItiillnK by One of New York' Court. New York Tribune. The appcllato division in reversing the Judgment obtained by Frank D. Mowbray against Howard Gould makes some deserved criticism of a practice which has been steadily growing In our courts. It was high time that somebody In authority should come to tho rescuo of witnesses and limit the abuses of cross-examination. It was also time that a certain class of law yers were taught that they could not make litigation tho excuso for the satisfaction of grudges, tho ventilation of scandals or tho levying of blackmail by threats to spread tto private affairs of their oppo nents before tho public in the trial of suits in no way involving those affairs. Tho opinion of Mr, Justice McLaughlin, to which there Is no dissent, should bo con sidered a charter of liberty to the poor witnesses who have hitherto frequently been subjected to the Insinuation and abuse of cross-oxamlncrs for the sole purpose of making them ridiculous or bringing them Into disgrace. The Jtistlco says: It cannot be that because a party re fuses to submit to a demand made upon him, and himself goes upon the witness stand to contradict testimony given by his adversary, he can by reason of that fact be compelled to divulge tho secrets of his life, unless such secrets aro connected with or have some bearing upon the matter be ing tried. A party, when he becomes a witness, is entitled oven on cross-examination to be protected. Witnesses have some rights which courts are bound to re. pect. Attacks of the kind set out In this record ennnot bo made upon one's private life under the guise of cross-examination. Their purpose is elthpr to coerco the party into a settlement or else to unduly and unjustly prejudice life Jury against him. Such examinations tend to bring the admin istration of the law and a trial of action into disrepute and to lessen the resncct which litigants have for the courts." That is good sense as well as good law. and if trial courts would heed it we should have our records filled up with less Irrelo vant testimony, giving reason for revers als, and might approach more nearly to :sew jersey In the promptness and sure- nets of our Justice LIGHT AMI SHADE IN GOTHAM. HtrhltiK of Scenes nnd Events In Ncit York City. Tho deep sea hotel eauadron of John Ar buckle, coffee king, went Into commission last Thursday. The purpose of tho pro moter Is to provldo cool sea air for nil who havo the price. J2.60 per night, which sui Includes supper nnd breakfast. Thu lleet consists of the 1,000-ton sailing ship, Jacob A. Stamler, which sailed for years botwocn New York and Havre: the yacht Qltnua; the Hermit, once a pilot-boat, and tho ocean tug, John Harlln. Tho Stamler Is a three- master, full rigged, and can accommodate 150 passengers. Tho upper deck, protected by a watertight awning, is fitted with bunks nnd bunks surround the dining-room deck. Thejo bunks are converted Into scats during the day. The Stamler lies fifty-four staterooms, each accommodating from two to tour persons. All of these arc fitted with withstands and several have bathtubs. On tho main deck thcro is a handsome apartment for women and a smoking room for men. On this deck nro nlso n pantry and three largo staterooms. Tho Ultaua and the Hermit aro tho same size, each registering nbout 100 tons. Each will ac comraodato forty persons. Tho Hermit Is reserved for men, whllo tho others are for both men and women, Tho tug John Harlln, which la known as "the father of the fleet," will take them each evening out to sea, returning with them about 6:30 a. m., in time to cnnblo all aboard to reach their places of business. Aside from being used as a tug, tho Harlln will also be used ns a prison. In case any arrests are made during the night the prisoners will be put nboard her nnd In tho morning turned over to the police. Tho Jacob Stamler Is a temperance hotel No beer Is sorvod nnd any guest who smuggles liquor aboard and is caught at It will be put In the brig and then put ashoro at the nearest point. "We havo every re'nson to bellcvo that a temperance hotel will succeed," said Com modoro Fields, who Is Mr. Arbuckle's right hand man afloat and ashore. "There ore thousands of quiet, temperance folks In this city who aro not cranks and who can enjoy a good time, nud who will bo de lighted to havo a place that Is free from tho features to them annoying which aro so characteristic of most of the resorts around New York. There is to bo no rowdyism and not the slightest hint of scandal or immorality." Mr. Arbucklo desires that tho lodgers shall form congenial family parties. His dining room Is arranged with that In view. The profits will bo "contributed to charity by Mr. Arbuckle. who bellovcB that these deep sea trips will become popular. A new question In Journalistic ethics has been raised in Hrooklyn. It is this: "If a physician In a hospital kisses ono of the nurses much against her will, and declares that he will do it again should the chanco bo offered, should this fact appear in pub lie print?" Tho president of a hospital board has declared that such affairs should not so appear. His associates disagreed with him. They unanimously declared that such pub lication would do moro to keep the frisky young doctors within bounds than a dozen hospital rules. Tho doctors themselves are against publicity. A remarkable scene was enacted in a New York church last Thursday. Tho deaf, tho lame, the halt, the blind, gath ered at tho little church of St. Jean Bap tlste, in Seventy-sixth street, Just off Lex ington nvenue. It was the beginning of the novana, or nlno days' service in honor of St. Anne, mother of the Blessed Virgin. and a relic, a piece of tho bone of her fore arm, sca.ocly three Inches long, was on view for the afflicted, who went to be cured of their ills. There was a tremendous crowd. The church holds hardiv 1,000, sitting and standing. but fully 3,000 sought entrance, overflow ing into tho street, whero traffic was completely blocked. St. Anne's day is July 25. Thursday's services wero held to dedicate the new crypt In the bnsemont of tho church, the gift of Miss Anno Leary of 3 Fifth nvenue. Miss Leary arrived early In the morning. Archbishop Corrl gan was there when tho took her placo aione in tho front pew. Ho stepped down from the altar and grasped her by the hand with woids of congratulation. Miss Leary knelt down and the archbishop blessed her. Then tho doors were thrown open. Half tho crowd wero in some way afflicted. Thero wero big men who were paralyzed, llttlo children with their legs fastened In Iron, pretty girls who wero deaf and dumb, many blind; babies afflicted with epilepsy and women with crutches, all struggling to get close to tho relic. Charles Franklo had, perhaps, read in his youth tho story of a boy who played the part of Robinson Crusoe in New York, an ingenious youth who discovered a dis used lumber yard, built himself a houso therein nnd, as the storlc used to end, lived happily ever thereafter. Charles Improved on this program. He discovered a fine vacant houso near Mount Morris park and mado it his home. He gained his first entrnnce through a coal hole, and then possessed hlmsolf of tho key to tho basement door. He then went to work in a scientific Crusoelng manner. A room on the top floor was selected. To It he took a table and two chairs that wero found In tho house. Ho owned nn old bag and carried it to tho park, where ho filled It with leaves. Two or three trips supplied him with enough for n soft bed. He plied them up In a corner of the room and Bprcad over them two old lace curtains of which he had bocomo in some way possessed. Ho carried needed wnter from a hydrant In the park. Newspapers served him for a tablecloth. A closet in tho room mado a convenient larder nnd In It were found a sausago, a loaf of bread and pepper and salt. He made a collection of wooden plates and disused fruit cans. A candle stuck n a bottle gave him light. After he wns fairly settled ho wrote his name on a card nnd put it on the outside doorknob, so that tho postman could leave bis mall. Just as he was fairly settled some ono gave a policeman the tip and Mr. Frankle gavo up tho fruit of his labors and went to Jail. JAPAN'S MONUMENT TO PERRY. Nntlnnnl Grntltmle for Forcibly CrrntliiK nn Open Door. Philadelphia Ledger. On July 14, 1853, Commodore Perry of the United States navy landed at Kurlhama, Japan, on a mission to establish trado and Intercourse with tho isolated Japaneso nation, which had previously resisted the most persistent attempts by various na tions to break through the barriers main tained against foreigners and things for eign, The mission was tomplotoly suc cessful, and tho formal treaty, which was afterward signed and ratified by both coun tries, was tho beginning of modern Japan. To America belongs the honor of opening tho way for probably the most rapid and remarkable chango la any people In his tory and the American association of Japan, composed of Intelligent and promi nent Japanese, decided to erect a monu ment at the very spot whero Commodore Perry landed forty-eight years nfter the event, in order to keep in the "memory of their posterity" ono of tho most glori ous days in their history. The advance of tho Japanese has not only bten wonderfully rapid, but it has proceeded In such a thorough and all- pervading manner as actually to transform tho people. During the occupation of China by the allied troops the Japanese soldiers were thn equals of the best In equipment, discipline, courage and efficiency. Moro surprising still, their conduct la the field w-as absolutely correct. The looting, the murder and tho cruelty were confined to tho soldler3 of European nations, whllo tho Japanese, who have but Just emerged from a stnto of stagnant, seml-clvtllzatlon, acted in the field with entire forbearance and humanity. The civilization which the Japanese hnvo to quickly acquired seems to be something more than a thin voneor and writers who treat of the changes wrought In Japan are confident that tho wonderful awnkenlng In the land Is accompanied with something of the spirit of real civilization. Of Japan's Industrial advance, In spite of temporary financial straits, due to the heavy cost of Its army and navy, there Is no doubt, and from Its progress the United States and other nations that trado with It havo shared the benefit. Commodore Perry deserves a monument In Japan and his memory Is nbundantly worthy of high honor at home. His was a genuine triumph of civilization, accomplished without blood shed, resulting In peace and giving a nation the stimulus to develop In accordance with Its own genius and by Its own erforts. A race ovolved by self-help wisely aided Is likely to provo strong and useful to the world. PEItSONAIi NOTES. According to a New York dispatch "the hat manufacturers of the country are now talking combination." Probably their talk will not bo wholly through the article of wear In which they aro principally inter ested. Onco more the balance wavers on the total-abstinence question. Tolstoi's doctors attribute his latest rally to his tectotallsm. But the testimony of any cheerful moderate drinker of 102 years or more will turn the scales. Descendants of Edward Ball of Bradford, Conn., who nro blood relations of George Washington, will hold a reunion at Kcuka Park, N. M August 27, 28 and 29. Wash ington was a cousin of the Virginia branch of tho family. General Fltzhugh Lee has decided that tho business In which he has determined to engage upon retiring Into private life near Richmond, Va., will bo "of an Industrial character," but beyond this he has refused to mako any statement for publication. J. Plorpont Morgan, for all his tremend ous Importance in financial and other af fairs, owns a pet name which, however, none but bis wlfo dares use. Mrs. Morgan not Infrequently calls him "Ponty," the name being a relic of sparking days. David Bennett Hill is growing a trifle stout not paunchy, but enough to show that he Is living well. A Chlcagoan who last week saw the Now York man for the first time In soveral years says the sena tor looks to bo In splendid physical condi tion. Hugo Jones, the assistant city chemist of Chicago, whose Invention of a coal consum Ing battery has attracted attention, Is a German by birth, a graduate of tho Real Gymnasium, Uawltsch, Germany; tho Unl verslty of Breslau and the University of Chicago, from which he has the degree of B. S. The new novel of New York life, by the author of "Chlmmlc Fndden," Mr. B. W Townsend, has a character named Mrs. Cas sidy, an old Irishwoman, who remarks to tho heroine: "Your ma rauet take up the burdens of the rich, and, with the candle burning at both ends, go chasing down thn corridors of time, as the dear dead poet Bays, with drums beating to the greater glory of St. Patrick. ' Beauty, as" the dear dead poet says, is but skin deep, but Irn land, says he. Is deeper than a well, and abides, ho says, forever." Elaborate preparations are being made In Milwaukee for tho formal recoptlon In honor of General MacArthur on his re turn to his home In that city about Sep tember 1. It Is proposed by several who are taking nn Interest in the preliminary plans to urge business houses to make an effort to exceed any previous attempt in tho way of decoration. Tho governor will probably be asked to send tho entire National guard to the city and tho United States government will be asked to have in the bay on the day of the arrival of tho general such craft as can be brought to flro salutes. No "Work, Nn Grab. Minneapolis Times. Tho fact that the government Is gradu ally doing awny with the distribution of rations to Indiana Is an encouraging fea ture. Of the 268,000 Indians now In the United States only 45,250 draw ratloni regularly. Another not Inconsiderable body, about a fourth as many, on the av erage, are now cared for as netded when sickness or lack of work demands holp. Among theso last are most of the Indians who havo grown old and havo been de serted by their young relatives. Civiliza tion has not yet bred Uits trait out of tho Indian, and this fact will mako It dlfllcult to abolish the system of rations, though as now reckoned It will only be about five years moro before it is practically done. One Cure for Perjury. Buffalo Express. There Is no doubt that perjury Is now regarded by many persons as a matter of llttlo Interest except to the parties In a case. The fact Is that perjury Is an evil which affects the public at large, as it ends to diminish respect for the courts. 'requcnt punishment for perjury might not stop the practice altogether, but it would greatly reduce It. "Its Pretty Hot" And our assortment of u Pretty Iot" weather wear ables are on the move. Light serges Seersuckers, Flannels and other light fabrics are pleasant for these extreme days, besides a fine assortment of soft shirts thin Underwear and other details of the Hot Weather costume. Straw Hats at SSc, 50o and $1.00, only three prices, and those cool electric fans of ours to do your trading under, perfect comfort awaits all who enter here. Stop and do your shopping before 5:30 P. M. If possible we close then to give our boys an oppor tunUy to enjoy these warm evenings the best they can. Saturday evenings at 0 P. M, Browning, King & Co. Exclusive Clothiers and Furnishers. R. S. Wilcox, Manager. tor Closes Satarday Nlf hU t 0 O'clock, Other Evealaca at 5,30. , THE HAPPIE.ST PEOPLE, , ' Adrnntnsrii American Enjoy Ton. J -MBe- , K(MV 0()lfr ,, , t I Peonle who have tho larernt llhrrtv mIm life most. In this respect no clnss of po.jplo have so large an opportunity for enjoyment as Americans, except, possibly, tho Swias peasants. In Switzerland tho peoplo aro as free as their native air; It is a children's land; people live for tholr children, nnd out of omo sr-,000 heads of families 65,000 own property. Switzerland has mado treaties of perpetual peace with all nations. She hM tho referendum, by which lnws enacted by Its assembly are referred back to the people of their sanction. It has abolished capital punishment, educates tho heart, consclenco and Imagination of the child and pensions teachers. But tho Slss peasant in not moro happy than tho American and does not get more out of life. A contented people do not emigrate. To the cyo of the traveler tho French are tho happiest peoplu In the world. French peasant life Is a charm and tho social llfo In tho cities a kind of enchantment. Tho French love niunlc, art nnd tho festlvo scene. They nre free and have vivacity Hut to be happy ono must havo wider hori - . -. -. - j zons than n gay life; tho faith of the solid virtues tho old Huguenots hold In spiritual things. As a rule, the land of Pascal lacks this consciousness of soul attainment which It oncn had. The samo may bo said of Germany and of Italy. Americans aro the freest, tho bost paid, tho'bcit housed and best fed of tho people of the world. Tliew material things do not make perfect happiness, but contrlbuto to ward It. Tho happiest peoplo aro thoso who have tho lnrgcst soul content. A free people who live n simple life of virtue, faith and contentment got tho mod out of life. In this respect tho America of tho days of Jefferson was Ideal and tho rural life of tho states Is so today. Tim school, tho free church, tho library, tho club, the opportunity of travel, aro tho means of that happiness, and In theso agrn cles no peoplo are so well supplied as Americans. Tho electric enr Is now making tho advantngcH of tho city oasy to tho coun try. To share fine libraries Is n common privilege. Tho literature of tho world hero is ns open to tho poor as to tho rich nnd In tho great parks of tho cities evcryono to all Intents may own a farm. Americans, whether they be native or adopted, do not emigrnt. Tho best of tho ages s theirs. They are tho happiest peo plo In the world. MIDSUMMER SMILES. nnltlmorp Amerlenn: Clancy Phwat's all th' thrubblo In th' nlley bcyatit? Hogan-Some o' th' h'ys fed Casey's go-nl a Uozen nv these cannon crackers, un' row muVcheV thrS' 1,1 1 Blt h,m V u,e a box o "Washington Star: "De man dot nlliu 5ff?f A.";00 V HW rnc,e Ebon. "A " r.lrV! l?eal 0 credit. Hut ho wants to luXhfrfccS..tatry.,k ",0' dan nb' Phlladclnhla Pri.su ? "Who ,ir..,, ST"Ur-.htt my..&'r remarked the si n " fPJT.. boarder. "Don't you know you're "..,.J ,0 1,0 Minstruck?" ' es, I know, hut If I p0 homo with sTn1 Sh,Rr'urcka.nan,?h,ow?hCS t'""11 & Dotrolt Free Press; Library 'Attendant vnun'l! ?vu nke ?, historical novel? ..."Vn onian-No; I'd like a hy cr; hysterical Pittsburg Chronicle: Mr. BloomfleM Th dne'n,aSdn7orr,cno?n,.,K VcrMm' t0 Mr. "'''"fiPld-Thls seems to be u tlmo ft ofVen'ts.0' ,h0 m"1S n(1 t,1B OP J'.i'l,hlnKt0" stnr! 'ou say thnt vour LSenWaCto0r Bn hnP8t PC0I"e?'' "Yes," nnswered the young mnn. m 1 .m'r'inf0. "H? ,o11' b. CtlllsS h-lJvinir.Vni,iw.rre ""Ish nnd Insisted on having tho luxury of a clear conscience." vmYFJ VS!lf rT , c"PleV Ht nf this sw persons y cnsualtles 's Iut at Orlmshaw When It comes to celebrating e?S b'uV,,.1"0 unltc'1 6ta,cs tru"? Jtluen: Ma dim RVm u ih.i... ... . r?..f! ! 'ix en,"I"pl scraped off her wheel. v ' "lie wurj ir sne'd tukrn a header sho'd havo hnd tho enamel scraped off her face. Cleveland Plain Dealer: The Command Ing omcer-Hlr. you have dSBrn?ed ySur mnrUaTe'd. mUat ho promI"1' ci""t- The Alleged Culprit-Pardon mo, gencrnl. ltnJSasR borrow,,,,(, uniform thnt I wore. -IiV.,nmm"n,llnB OfUcer-Tlip point Is well taken, nnd the ense Is dismissed. WATEIIY LINES TO J. PLUVIUS, 1113 LINaUENT. . Monsieur Pluvlus, s'll vous plnlt, Can t we have some rain today? n,o",-!,U8h Bu'' a goutte It bo, Gratefully accept It wo. For on earth Is great dearth Of Water! Water!! "Water!!! Jope, old fellow, can't you sco jve are siifT'rlng horribly. Just beciiUHo you stnnd nround, HodYngCbackCP rarchcd 11,0 . wnat wo lack Most: Water! Water!! Watcrlll Hour rnn vai, I, a a .,(... n i . And let Welsh havo't all his wny Sans cuticle or en hide, "While we ncho Just to take To "Water! Water!! Water!!! Ise malestn! vnn win Thnt so free of rpeccli am I; i irur inn imnisnment Worse thnn that which you havo sent Unprovoked: Earth unsoaked Bans Walrr! Wnter!! Water!!! You'll be sorry, by nnd by, If vou loncor lieon Mil Ilea Afr If. Man Dleu! It coiiw too Idt'o. Mortals won't appreciate wnai you no: They'll bo through With Water! Water!! Water!!! Omaha, July n$lD "ARSCUNKR.