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THE I L LUST HAT El) BEV.
July 21. 1001.
Breezy Bits of Gossip
About Noted People
I'tcHiileiM imiiut im drivitiK IiIh iniMttT or
' ' M'lllllllleS til llt'Hplllr, it lK lliclllll'll. Till'
i.iilili'til will nut hno ci ri'iiioiiy. When
Iiih vlslioi unlvi'N ln rushes foruuiil and
i'iM' it grip of Hid liutiil lii'foru Ills be
wildered atli'inliuit Ii.im iihuIu tho iihiiiiI :i t i
iioiim I'liii'tit. Ami now, copying t ti ox
- in III.- of Dm king of tlio HclglniiH ami mi
limlii wlili happy recolli ctlnns of li in strug
ullng liiiclii'liir days, tin- president tnko
Mini. I.imlii'i nut to illuo at a cafu In tin1
"pen air. I'.irlHliiNM ate delighted.
.
II Caliiplii'll-llaiitii'iinaii. thu leader
nT Hie IIiIiihIi liberal. In a nebular ib well
n a piilll Irian ami a reprosi motive of thr
nlil typo of englishmen In public lire. John
Mnrlcy Willi of lilm once thai lie w.ih prob
alily Mil' only iikmii ln-r of the Comtiiniu who
had his Virgil iiml his lloiai'i' an readily
at IiIh I on kuch end an m tho cmtnm a
century ago.
Whenever thrro Ih a mod lug or cccluslas
MiH thcio Ih hiui to ho liiM r-ome slciiy or
ho lain Mishap V 111 III iiih or CJiiiinccllciit,
who wiih line or I In' brightest men of IiIh
'lay. At a HTi'iit cnnrlnc at tin1 Conural
Theological Hi'tnlti.iry thoy tnhl HiIh tali- of
din good bishop's nil; Our summer ilay
tlin lilHhop went mil Hulling with a frlcini
ami, iih tlie ilay wan warm, they swung a
lint Hi. of ratu ohl lluigundy iv or thu Hlile
Ico recently when lie chanced to overtake
one nf the p.irlHhlnni ih. an nlil shoemaker,
"(iiioil mottling. Mr Haiti." said tho lilln
iHter. "How Ih It your good wifo Is nol
out today?"
"Slio's no' Inn poorly," wiih the reply.
"IfH iiae wink of hIci'p hIic'h hail for the
IiiMt three nlchlH."
Tho mlulHter wiih orry to hear such a
poor account of Mm IIiiIii'h lienllh ami ex
press vl n wIhIi for a speedy Improvement.
"I'm thinking If hIii coiiM got a guiii
Hleep," said the Hhnemaker, "she'd Honn bo
on the meml. .Majlio If you're passim;
the liooHi! toniorrow ye'll nao object to
en' la an' JiihI give her frae 'lastly' to tho
eml of your discourse this morning. I'm
no' wiyln' It wailna lie very helpful."
Senator Depew useil to have In his col
lection of curiosities a certain telegraphic
dispatch which never failed to Interest the
pnlltlclnns to whom he showed It. The
telegram was sent to Mr. Depew, then
president nf the New York Central rail
road, tiy .Mr. I'latt shortly before tho tat
ter's election to a second term In tho sen
ate. It Is ilntcd a few stations above
I'ouKhkecpsli) ami reads
"I'lcnse stop tho tionn express to take on
Mrs. I'lutt ami MB TOO."
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PURE
WHISKEY
! MKDI'-'INK,
Aiiultfratfil hll.r
! a "pulton, '
SIIOWINt! Till':
an i) twm:
in: r a u, op attaciimi: nt ok
in which thu oiisicuvku itc
t'ONTUACTOIt AND INDICATOU
of a rowboat When luncheon time -ame
Ihn bishop chiiciI In pull Hie wine abroad
already IiihIIiik' In niiln Ipatlun the conl
IoIIkIoiis bcNeniKe Through some mishap
tho HtriiiK Hllppcil from his rtm;crs and
the bottle suiiK to Hie bottom of the liver
lllshop Williams sat up wl'h. a "lnh and
mid. with his eyes spat Minn "You sav
it. ,lones; you're a layman."
Henry l.ylton. a slime favorite of Hn
l.iml. plays the Irish pipes will) wonderful
hMII anil one would hardly believe that
when they "ere sent to the Savoy from
I'ounty Kerry II look him a whole week
define lie i oilld extract a Hlimlo note Mr.
I.vtton had mastered the bacplpes on a
former occasion and he ban now succeeded
eiiually well with the Kerry pipes Mr.
l.ylton has met with several exclllm: ex
periences durliiw Ills eighteen years on the
staKo for It Is elKhleen years, althoimh
Pat Murphy Is such a hIIrIiI. bnvlsh IlKiire.
On nne occasion when he wan alone on
tho slnKO sliiKlnu a loin? solo the scenerv
over Ills bend caimhl on lire There wiih
some ularnilnK llllle puffs of smoke. Mr.
I.ylton sum; on A HinolderliiK piece of
cloth fell nl his feel There was the whis
per of a hoarse voire "Ho. on sir. If you
can ko ot I'he voice belniiKi'd In the
theater fireman, who was umtinKlin? In cut
away Hie burnltiK stuff So Mr I.ylton sam?
on. neer niovliiK an Inch iih Hie stnni' was
scattered with stnokliiK or Hamlin; scrap
nf cloth. The audience stirred and mur
mured and his perfectly cool demeanor on
tho Mane- alone prevented a panic.
- Jv-
The new minister of a small town In
Inverness-Bhlro. relalcs the Scottish Ameri
can, was walkliib' ""mil from morning sorv-
timer's
S Yr. Old
"I stopped the train Kindly." Mr Depew
would say when he exhibited It. "I am
alwavs wlllltiK to do a favor for a man
who tnniii a Joke on himself."
Attorney Ceneral (Iroy of New .ler ev Is
the recoKiilcd liumorlsl of the prescni al
mltilslral Inn of that stnte and he K'"ts uior
Keliillue enjoyment out of utile hi 1 life than
any other man on the slate roster He hn
been In practice for forty-three vears and
has been associated with tho prmulncin
men of that and adjoining states II. In j
heavily charged with reinlnli'ccnccB or Mr
bar and stories or lecal procedure On
that nrcnunt he Is no nnner seen by the
older set of practitioners than a swnpidna
of stories begins, the attorney Kenornl kIv
Iiik two for nne.
Ho Is always a welcome Kiiest at the
luncheons nlven In the governor's cham
bers on Tuesdays. Theie nro as n rule ro
gatilcd as cabinet dinners and th" lunchenn
hour Is devoted to Informal discussions of
state affairs, with an occasional stnry or
tho attorney general thrown In
The attorney genernl oflen runs across
some old friend In tho governor's reception
nnd they tnnke at onco for any easy corner,
where the story-telling begins. Occasion
ally the governor will Join the group nml the
"smoking stories" will go on Indcllnllel.
unless stnte duties or the tlnio to catch n
train cause the tlow of humor nnd wit to
cense.
Tho attorney general scarcely evor lakes
tho serious side or anything. In Ms olllce.
In court or in the corridors his fund of
humor crops out A newspaper repcrter
who seeks to Interview him always ccmos
away smiting, having lienrd a good Joke
but precious llttlo news.
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