6 The omaha Daily Bee. K. HOSUWATER, KD1T0R. PUBLIBHKD KVHItY MORNING. TKHMH OP RITlSCntl'TlON. Dally Dee (without Sunday;, On Yoar.IS.00 Dally Dec and Sunday. One Year 8.10 Illustrated llco, One Year... 'J.U Sunday lief, Ono Year 2.0) H.iturunv Hoe. One Year i.w Twentieth Century Farmer, One Year,, l.w OFFICES; Omiihn: Tho llco Building. South Omujia: City Hull iiulldlng, Twenty-fifth mid AI streets. Council UIuiTh : 10 Pearl Htrect. Chicago: 161G Unity Building. New fork: Temple Court. Washington: Ml Fourteenth Street. COnilKSPONDENCK. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha llec, Kdltorlal Delia rtmcnt. HUSlNKfla l.ETTHRS. Business letter ami remittances should bo nddresfeds The lice Publishing Com pany, Omaha. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable, to The bee Publishing Company. Only 2-eerit stumps accented In payment of mall accounts. 1'crtonul checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OK CIRCULATION. . State of Nebraska. Douglas County. ss.r Oeorgo H. Tuchuck, secretary of 'the lle Publishing Coinpuny, being duly. sworn, cays that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Hunday Uee. printed during tho month of April, 1901, was us follows: 1 'M.UUU 16 27,1)50 2 SU.aTO 17 U7.70O 3 2t), (5(10 18 U7.84U 4 uu,.iao 19 UT.WOO 6 !,-80 -. 20 27.WIO 6 (10,020 21 SM,iM(l 1 UO.itUO ' 22 27,000 8;i 20,11)0 33 27,030 .,V 27,1100. . 24 .27,780 10'. aU.-lDQ 23 27,400 11.. 28,80 27.B40 iz :to,sao ? a 27.000 13 28,00(1 28 28,075 It 28,1 2D 27,'iao 15 -la.aoo 30 ..aT.nao Total I. .',.... 837,800 Leu unsold and returned copies,... 12,204 Net tdtal sale 840,800 Net dally average 28,183 OEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Hubscrlbcd In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st -'MOnoaTI?1-Notary Public. There wns no- Htrlkc for shorter hours during democratic times tho hours were (ill too Bhort for most of the la borern. Buffalo's opening day attendance mnrk Is recorded at 101,087. Not a bad fthowing even If the number of free pasteboards Iff not stated. From the proceedings of the Omaha Ministerial union It seems that minis ters, like doctors, sometimes disagree ns to the proper remedy for the patient. Ohio's governor is headed for Omaha as fast us fast trains will carry him. Omnha at the same time will bo ready on schedule time to receive him prop erly. If Tom Dennlson would only ex change u $500 check for an auditorium brick perhaps he, too, could have n front page, top column eulogy In the World-Herald. Decoration day preparations arc under way. I,et every one help the old ond now veterans In their efforts towurd'n fitting observance of this most beautiful memorial celebration. Immigration oftlclals hare declined to allow a party of Gypsies to laud, al though they had plenty of money. If this policy Is pursued the fortune tell ing Industry will be seriously crippled. Cicnernl von Wnldersee has explained that, the firing upon a BritlHh tug was a mistake and that it will not occur again. As the men injured were Chinamen, the explanation will prob ably suffice. That Omaha police Judgeship seems to have been transformed Into ft life tcuure position, and that, too, without umending the constitution, which pro vides .that our Judiciary shall be elective and; for Uxcd terms. The Hawaiian legislature has passed A resolution tof "want of conthleneo" lu Governor" Dole. As the governor has al ready expressed a similar opinion re garding the legislature honors are even and tho next throw will settle It. Tho liberal, party has won lu the Bpu.ni.idi elections. Tho name sounds well, but unyonc who linu followed Spanish politics cap easily see that It Is only a caso of peoplo who believe they are liberal, and possibly they are for that country. Another' Indian war Is being hutched In Wyoming. Xot. so many years ago It was no difficulty to get up a genuine war, but the red mau has held the hot end of tho poker so often there Is no probability of his doing anything more ' serious than mako faces. A sucker Jh born every minute, ac cording 'to good authority. The birth rate triay not be quite that high In Omaha, but the ease with which a smooth swindler recently worked a largo clientage Indicates that It Is suffi cient for nil practical purposes. There I no hypocrisy about the ex pressions of" thaukfuluosH nt tho prac tical recovery of Mrs. MoKlnley heard on all sides. The hypocrisy is in the denunciations which at ordinary times fill opposition papers and which at the outset of the trip were given voice In them. Omaha did not expect to be on the rputo of tho president's present trip, but seemi to have acquired, that dis tinction. J Our people would, however, gladly forego tho hnstcned visit If tho restored health of Mrs. McKlnley would pernilt th party to conclude Its orlglnul program. , Kansas ;ims beon given leavo to HIo n suit in tho supremo court to restrain the state of Colorado from diverting tho waters of tho Arkansas river. Shutting off tho, water from a prohibition state Is a serious matter and the supremo court should see to It that no delay Is countered lu adjudlcatiug the. case. I STILL A DIFFICULT TASK. Hrigndler General Grant, who has Just returned from the Philippines, where hu was In command of a district and did meritorious service, says that while the Insurrection Is ended there Is still a difficult task In establishing civil government In the Islands oud teaching the people what American rule mums. Our task, ho says, "Is to give them good government lu their municipalities, to protect them ngalnst themselves until they, acquire a taste for order and then withdraw gradually from active Interference, leaving the towns one at a time ns wc see that they cun be trusted, but we must have our troops within striking distance for some time after we leave any district, so as to Insure It ngalnst tr relapse," He Is of the opinion that for a long time there will be a great deal of rob bcry and pillage, the war having given an Impetus to that sort of thing. It Is evident that General Grant has no great confidence lu the capacity of tho Filipinos generally for self-govern incur, but he admits that surprlslnt; results have, been attained lu getting law and order Into these peoplo in the few months of comparative peace. In view of this there would seem to be good reason for expecting moro rapid progress hereafter, though wo have perhaps been dealing thus fnr with tho more Intelligent and better class of natives. However, with tho Insurgent Influence withdrawn and the example of the American' system of government being steadily extended, tho progress toward complete submission and pacifi cation should be better than It has been. The establishment of good government lu the municipalities will undoubtedly be followed at once by Improvement In Industrial conditions and tlis must prove a most potent intluence In behalf of the maintenance of law and order. As communities are freed from the ex actions and privations Incident to war, the people given employment and pros perity restored, tho general effect cannot fall to be good and It Is not un reasonable to exp.ect that In no very long time there will come 11 universal demand for government which brings such benefit to the, poople. Still tho task yet to bo accomplished Is by no means simple or easy. It re quires patleucc with firmness. As General Grant says, the peculiar na tional character of tho Filipinos makes them hard subjects for the present. Hut they hnve shown that they are teachable and that most of them are not lucnpable of understanding and ap preciating good government, Justly and honestly administered. It Is true that wc have had some experiences well calculated to create distrust. Natives given positions of trust and responsi bility have proved recreant. Professing friendliness for tho Amcricnns they betrayed tho confidence reposed In them. No doubt wo shall have other experiences of the kind, but. .wo shall be nblo ultimately to find men who can be trusted and wherever this is done the danger of n rplopse will be very small. ' ; r l; Llttlo has recently been reported as to tho work of the Toft commission In orgnulzlng civil government, but It Is safe to assumo thnt steady progress is being made and. thaf there Is a gradual and secure Improvement In the general conditions. GETTING OUT OF OffiVA. The withdrawal of the military postal service from China, It is announced in a Washington dispatch, closes the United Stntes military service- there. This was practically accomplished, however, when the order was made withdrawing all the Amerlcon troops except the legation guard, so that as a matter of fact our military service In China closed several weeks ago. When will tho good example set by the United States lu this respect be followed by tho other powers Is a question of considerable Interest In Its bearing upon the future of negotia tions. When It. was announced thnt tho Chinese government would pay the Indemnity asked by the powers the statement was made that tho with drawal of troops could proceed nt once,' but so far there has been no step In this direction by any government. Each ono seems to bo waiting for a move ment on tho part of the others. Thoro appears to bo no good reason why any foroign troopM, except those guarding the legatlous, should bo longer kept nt Pekln. Their presence there Is doing no good and Is porhaps a source of an noyance and Irritation to the Chinese. They should bo promptly withdrawn, so that the Imperial authorities may re turn to the capital and tho business of government be resumed there without restraint. There Is no doubt thnt tills can bo safely done and with positive benefit to the situation. DUTY OP TflB COUXCIL. When tho city council dismissed tho Impeachment proceedings against Judge Gordon, basing its nction on tho as sumption that It had no Jurisdiction to Impeach and removo any city officer un der existing ordinances, It becamo Its manifest duty to ennct an ordinance that would give It power to Impeach and remove city officials derelict In tho performance of their duties. The pri mary object of Impeachment Is to get rid of officers who willfully neglect or refuse to perform their offioinl duties, or who havo been guilty of corrupt prac tices or have failed to protect tho Inter ests of the public to the detriment of tho peace and welfare of the com munity. A public officer does not havo to com mlt a capital crime or nn Indlctnblo of fenso to Justify his removal from office Whilo such officers nro subject to tho penalties of tho criminal codo for of fenses that coustltuto crlmo when com mitted by private cltljejis. they aro also subject to removal from olllco for a manifest neglect of duty and misbe havior that would not 1e punlshoble by tho criminal courts. A city officer does not lime to be convicted of grand lar ceny or petit larceny, or arson, burglary or murder. If he willfully refuses to discharge the duties oud functions de- THE OMAHA DAILY BEEt WEDNESDAY, MAY 22, 1001. volvlng upon him under the laws and ordinances, or shows a reckless dlsrc gard of tilt public Interest by practices that Impede and block the enforceinrut of law or tho administration of Justice, he Is guilty of misdemeanors In office nud should be held liable to Impeach ment and removal. This has been the practice In nil the states and all the cities of the country. An ordinance defining misdemeanors in office, for which municipal officers shall be Impeachable and removable, Is Im perntlvely demanded lu nil branches of the city government. Otherwise, city officers .and employes can with Impunity violate the ordinances, neglect their duty and administer their offices with out regard to the ordinances or tho In tcrcsts of the community. AllMV HEFUlOt I A' E AO LAND. The Hrltlsh ministry carried tho scheme of nrmy reform through tho House of Commons by a largo major Ity, but that docs not necessarily as sure the carrying out of the policy pro posed. The ministerial measure con templates a very much larger standing army than Unglnnd has ever had. but tho Important question Is ns to where the men are to be obtained unless con scrlptlou Is resorted to. The plan re- mures that there shall bo nmintiiinnii a military establishment of 080,000 regulars, militia, yeomanry and voluu teers, and It Is pointed out that lu the llrst four months of tho present year 1(1,000 men enlisted, belnc nt tho rate of 18,000 recruits per annum, and this does not include 25.000 now veomen who were attracted for special service In South Africa at the special pay of o shillings per tiny. if after the war Is over, remarks a London correspondent, recruits con- tlnue to come forward In anything like these numbers If, that Is to say, the present pay of 1 shilling per day Is Inducement enough without the pros pects of immediate dentine the war office scheme may succeed. If they do not, rarlament will hnve to face nn Increase of soldiers' pay, so as to com pete in the general labor market. That, of course, the government could not stand, the measure adopted involving such nn Increase of expenditure that It has been demonstrated as extravagant militarism. Some of the milltnrv men. probably a mnjorlty of thorn, hnve been outspoucn in favor of conscription, but the mlulstry did not dare propose this. To have done so undoubtedly would have cost it power, yet it Is hardly pos sible that tho great army contemplated can be had without compulsory service. nie Hrltlsh mlulstry has carried all Its war measures, hnvluc vesterdav se cured a very large majority ngalnst n motion disapproving tho budoet nm. posnls, but there are difficulties ahead which may not be so easily overcome as those encountered lu Parliament. For tho present, however, tho Salisbury cabinet Is secure In power, with ample authority to put Its policies Into effect. The remarks of Sonor Clsueros in tho Cuban constitutional convention show that much, If not nil of the trouble and misunderstanding between tho Cubans and this, country is duo to tho nctlou of busylKidles lu the United Stntes. While shouting patriotism and proclaiming themselves the only slmon nure friends of the human race, this clnss has ham pered the operations of the government and delayed the realization of hones of peace In tho Philippines and of Inde pendence for the Cubans. Sometimes theso lntermeddlers may wako up to the fact thnt instend of benefactors to humanity they are only pestiferous busybodles. Are Omaha taxpayers trolnc to sit Idlv by while vuluable corporate properties that should be subject to local assess ment are smuggled out under cover of the assessment of railway property made by the State Board of Fnuallza- tlon? Some of the energy expended an nually In registering protests ngalnst the size of the tax rate nftor tho as sessment roll has been made up might bo more effectively used In, seelnir that taxable property grossly undervalued or wholly evasive bo put on tho tax list at its proportionate valuation, and made subject to local taxation tho same as the poor man's dwelling. Judge Gordon seems to havo very queer Ideas about the law relating to tho right of citizens to carry arms for their own protection. A man, undoubt edly, has a right to corry a revolver If his life Is threatened or when his voca tion subjects him to risk of assault, but a mau who notoriously has used his revolver lawlessly and threatens tho lives of citizens Is a menace to public order and has no right to claim tho pro tection of the Inw In enrrylug concealed weapous. Tho purpose of tho law Is to disarm Just such dangerous characters and mako them harmless. It Is now reported tlwt ox-Senator Pettlgrew will be the now executive head of the Great Northern railroad. It Is known that the ox-senator re cently made a large sum of money on tho strength of Information given him by J. J. Hill, tho Great Northern mag nnte, and no one would bo particularly surprised to see this once great enemy for polltlcnl effect of overythlng lu the corporation line fall bodily Into tho cor poration entup to draw a fat salary. We have had municipal ownership proposed for almost all sorts of things from pawnshops to street railways, ond now comes a decision of the Colorado supreme court affirming the claim of the city of I.ondvlllc to all the mineral rights under tho land devoted to public streets, which Is expected to make the city the owner of a number of vulunblc mining properties. Tho municipal mine may soon be n distinctive feature of Leadvlllo's city government. And now we nro told there Is no law that would authorize 11 fedoral officer, acting as a special agent for the Post office department, to arrest a man who pulls a revolver on nlm when nccused of fending horrible literature through the malls. It has always been pre sumed that 1111 officer has a right to nr rest a man who threatens him with :i tovolver, even though the officer hos no warrant for his arrest. The Indian bureau has let a contract for more than 3(K) iron bedsteads for tho uso of the Im'Aus. The Iron ones are considered preferable to tho wood, because the pieces, when broken up, make better picket pins than the wooden ones, mid the Indian can sleep more peacefully on the ground knowing that his pony will be safe In tho morn lug. Tho authorities at West Point Mill tary academy hove taken a decided stand against hazing and several cadets have Just been dismissed from the school for that cause. In tho face of public opinion and this action by the authorities, tho young men would llnd u convenient nud prolltablc to abandon ino practice. Nebraska aud surrounding western states want to seo every arable acre or laud settled and put under eultlvn tlon ns soon as possible. So fnr n Ii-h gatlon conduces to thnt much desired result, every nractlcablo plan fw claiming the arid section will have unanimous endorsement. A nsmln liny ft n 111 or. Mail. Va.I, f . 1 1. . . 4u,f luuuilv, Can It hn fpi.n ik. . . . . 1 . 1 In nffmnprafln ......... i . . ..-...-v.-..,. jmnjr ,iBB gem us prin Olv- floston a Mho. Washlnatnn Pmt The action Of the New York Vnh ii. will cause a great many excellent Ameri can citizens to feel sorry because of Sir 1 nomas Daa luck with his latest boat. Hoi Air PrestlRF, Washington Star. Lord Salisbury thinks thnt Cm.!, 1,,- galnea prestige by tho Boer war, and Oom Paul thinks that South Atrina tlnuc (IcllvCrlDif an nnllmltwt ur.n. ' ' . . . .. (u..,,,j u , me article. , A HtMrlMerlng Snrprls. 8t. Louis Olobe-Democrnt. The Crimean war nn n tnr ni 1. history, but Its cost to tho Fnn.v, less than that of the conflict In South Africa. Tho "holiday Jaunt to Pretoria" haB been a bewildering surprise in ex penslveness. A Did In thr Itlbn. Louisville Courier-Journal. Gentlemen who a few veara nen imi n much to ray about the per capita circula tion and who nromlsnri thnt it ,nM Idly diminish under the gold standard, may note mat tins circulation is now more than J28, lareer than ever heforo in nur history, and about 33 per cent larger than in lsito, wnen tnese promises of decrease were made. Effeot of Trust Ki'onomic. Springfield Republican. An association of wnafarn fnrnltura mom,. facturers met at Chi Pfiirn Innt tvnb mrA decided to -advance prices 10 per cent. At me same time and place the Northwestern ASSOClatlOn Of Plnw MnnilfnMllrorc mm r,l concluded, in view of the prices of agri cultural products, that the farmers ought iu uo. uiuue 10 pay more tor tneir imple ments. And .action to this effect will ac cordingly be. taken. Still It Is maintained by many Deooln that rnmhlnnf ln tint bring higher cprlces. Undertalntleii of Life. Detroit Free Press. Sympathy from the entire people goes out to the secretary of the treasury In his domestic bereavement. Again there is brought home to all the uncertainty of life and our happy Ignorance of what a day may bring forth. For years Mrs. McKln ley has been an Invalid, yet there Is the pleasing news of hope in her case, while tho friend of her later years Is no more. There Is a time of dread and sorrow in the administration circle that stills the voice of faction and makes our poor humanity feel how powerless it Is where it would most love to serve. Can AKftlr Square lllmarlf. Portland Oregonlan. Wo weep for Agulnaldo, In disgrace. Gavo bis "consent," and not only that, but gave It to the enemy! Can bo ever moro bear himself with that noble cri terion at Lincoln, Neb.? Gave his "con sent!" Could ho have done a moro heinous crime against the household gods of anti Ism. Indeed, the Lars and Lemures moan with midnight plaint. If we mistake not, his abjuration of the faith should expel him even without formal ado from the faculty of the antt Institute. For a faith ful antl to ylold to anything with the aid or consent of any nation on earth, would seem to be the crest of opprobrium. Out for him to cast down one of the sacred principles of his order In such fashion Is the crest unto the crest of Infamy aside from the flagrant violation of fraternal eti quette. A plague upon him! Let Agulnaldo bag his head and never more look an honest antl in tho face. CLBAnQR SKY AT HAVANA. .Native ralltlelmiK llexln to See thu Krrar of Tlirlr Wy. New York Sun. The information carried back from Wash ington by the delegates from the Cuban con stitutional convention appears to have re solved the doubts of two classes of ob jectors to the Piatt amendment. First, those members of the convention who thought they discerned behind tho con ditions propounded by congress a sinister purposo on tho part of this government. Personal Interviews with the president and full and free discussion with the secretary of war satisfied the special commissioners of tho absolute good faith of tho adminis tration and of its friendly and Just inten tion concerning the Cuban people and their future. Secondly,' the extremists In tho convention who cherished the mlstakon Idea that the Piatt amendment was a tentative proposi tion from which this government would re cede Anally If resistance at Havana was sufficiently tenacious. The Cuban gentlemen recently visiting Washington have been able to convince this element In the convention that congress meant exactly what It said in the Piatt amendment; that the eight conditions therein specified were the law and that there was no possibility of change, by the executive. Both of these errors have been supported and fed by the utterances of certain Ameri can newspaners whose main purpose, Im perfectly understood at Havana, Is to em barrass tho administration at every possible opportunity. The experience of the deluded Filipinos In this respect nan had its coun terpart at Havana. The special commis sioners have bcun able to tell their col- leagues the truth about the situation. Even Senor Vtlluenda now records his belief that the Piatt amondurnt. represents the pur pose of the nation, that Its conditions are Inevitable and that they must be accepted If a Cuban rcpubllo Is to be established at this time. No recent event has counted so much for the welfare and prosperity of Cuba as the decision of the convention to send repre sentatives to Washington to ascertain the facts at first band. The time and trouble expended In that Important excursion have proved highly remunerative investment. Girdling St. Louis Globe-Democrat. What would the world-glrdlrrs of n century ago or earlier the Grays, the Drakes and the Magelfans think of the globe-circling scheme which J. Plcrpout Morgan is understood to havo on foot at the present time? Morgan's and Hill's Great Northern railroad, with Its wester 11 terminus at Seattle, runs from that point to Duluth, and thence It transports freight to Buffalo by Its fleet of lake steamships and from Buffalo It goes to New York, Philadelphia or Baltimore .ty Any one of several Morgan-Hill roads the Baltimore and Ohio, the Lehigh Valley and the Phila delphia & Reading. Throiign Morgan's recent purchase of the Ley Is nil line of Drltlsb steamers ho gets connection be tween tho Atlantic coast of tho United States and Liverpool, and from that point by another section of that steamship line he touches Marseilles and other ports on tho Mediterranean and reaches Constanti nople and Alexandria. This will bring the line about half way round the globe. A large part of the rest of the way, however, Is already provided for. From Seattle across the Pacific to Hong Kong and other Asiatic ports the Morgan. Hill comblno has a fleet of BWlft steamers. Only one link, therefore, In the circle Is missing, that between Alexandria and Hong Kong, and this, It Is believed, Is about to be supplied. Ono of the objects of Morgan's visit to Europe, it Is said, Is to mako arrangements to extend his line of communications by rail and water around tho earth. Part of this has bocn ac complished by tho acquisition of the Ley land line of steamers, connecting New (1K.AXTIC It AIL.HOAD COMIIIMJS. Do They Hoile (iood ur 111 for (he Country. Chicago Tribune. Early this year tho financial and railroad world was greatly taken up with a new fad. It was the "community of Interest" plan for getting around the Interstate com merco law and putting an end to railroad wars. The virtues of the new panacea were chanted In glowing terms. It wns predicted that through It that harmony wns to be secured which had not been obtained through "gentlemen's agreements." Theso agreements, It may be remcmberod, wore thought a great deal of until It was dis covered that when made by railroad gen tlemen they were made with many mental reservations. It became apparent last week, to the sorrow of speculators, that the "community of interost" plan brings war In Its train. It was assumed too hastily that all the magnates who have these now-fangled com munistic Ideas about railroad properties would always have the same Intcrctts. Al lowance was not made for the oxlstenco or groups of financiers with disagreeing views as to the way In which the new peace plan shall bo worked out. Not long ago it became apparent to one group then controlling the Great Northern and Northern Pacific roads that there should bo "community of Interest" between these nes and the Milwaukee & St. Paul. An attempt to get hold of this line failed. On reflection the men composing this group de cided that it was better "community of Interest" should exist between their roads and tho Burlington. Therefore steps were taken which probably have secured for the Northern Pacific peoplo the control of that road. But the men who manage the affairs of the Union Pacific believed this arrange ment would Injure them. They, too, have had faith in the "community of Interest" plan and got control of the Southern Paclfla with Its capitalization 'of $300,000,000, so as to protect themselves against the pos sible loss of the Central Pacific, the west ern end of the Union Pacific. As the Union Pacific Is paralleled for a long distance by the Burlington, the owners of the former naturally viewed with alarm Its acquisition by rivals. Therefore they went Into the market to buy a controlling Interest In the Northern Pacific. This led to the recent unpleasantness on the Stock exchange. The Northern Pacific has the Burlington. The question as to who has tho Northern Pacific is undetermined. Both preferred and common stock have voting powers. Tho Union Pacific people have more of the former and their opponents of the latter. The preferred stock can be retired on Jan uary 1. Could this be done now It would be done and the Union Pacific people be out voted. There is to be an election, however, between now and the end of the year. Considering all the vexatious legal ques tions which may arise it the struggle for the road Is kept up, the New York Evening Post says that the upshot will be an exten sion of the "community of interest" from the Northern Pacific and Great Northern to the Burlington and Union Pacific and possibly to the Southern Pacific. Then Us says: This combination, perhaps Involuntary, reaching $1,500,000,000 In stock and bonds, coming on the heels of the giant steel combination, creates a situation dan gerous in many ways. Demagogues win presently ask the question, "Who owns this country?" More poople will ask It than will be able to answer It. We do not profess to be able to penetrate the future, but we do not think that It bodes any good, cither to tho public or to the men who think they are managing the community of Interest' when it Is really managing them," Can It be that the authors of the "com munity of interest" plan havo created o new Frankenstein, a monster that they cannot control, and that Is going to undo them? I'EnSOVAI, XOTKS. General O. O. Howard has declined to ac cept again the presidency of the Congrega tional Home Missionary society. General Howard has desired for several years to retire. The youngest man In tho consular service of the United States la Dwlght Francis Hnnnsler of Centralla, III., who has Just been appointed a consular agent at Sonne- burg, Germany, and who wns born In 1880. Ex-Governor Hogg of Texas had a repu tation for great muscular strength in his youth. He Is said to have lifted hogsheads, thrown pig Iron bars a great distance and thrown nn angry bull over a nine-rail fence. United States Sonators Vest, Elklns and Cockrell are expected to be present at an old settlers' picnic which Is to be held at Kansas City, Mo,, during the second week In July. They will all spoak and a tiddlers' contest will be another of tho attractions which the Old Settlers' ooclety expects to draw a big crowd, Judge Danforth of tho Maine supreme court had this to say In connection with the case of a defaulting bank cashier re cently sent to prison: "I wish that the law permitted me to send with the nc- cusod every one of the bank directors who, through a long term of years, expected you to do your work, live respectably, bring up a large family and be honest all on a sal ary of $600 a year." Congressman Champ Clark, among his many feats, numbers that of writing verse, That was In 1883, when bo wrote a "Car rier's Address" for the Louisiana (Mo.) Journal, He signed the verses "Lonnle Hois." The last stanza ran: "Let every honest heart rejoice, And lift to God a grateful voce, Exultant that the land Is free! All hall tho flower of liberty!" the Earth York and other ports on our slilu of tho Atlantic with Liverpool at one point and with Alexandria and Intermediate ports on the other extension. The posscsslou of the line between Alexandria and Hong Kong which Is now the one Immediate purpose which Morgan Is said to havo in mind and which Is believed to he closo to accom pllshment, will fill out tho clrclo of the globe. Three years wore consumed by Magel Inn's men, the first persons who ever made the circuit, In going round the glob'!. Three years wore passed by Drake, tho first Kng llshmati who performed that fent. Two years wns considered fair time for tho achievement by Qray, tho discoverer of the Columbia river, the first American skipper who made tho circuit. Kven at as recent a day ns Gray's a Journey round the earth was an exploit entitling Its performer to world distinction. Tho Morgans and the Hills will make the task one of the com monplaccs of commerce, and they will do It In a time almost as quick as Drako would have taken In sailing from Plymouth to Cadiz. These men would amaze the globe- clrcters of tho days of Chartus V, of Elizabeth, and of Ocorgo Washington. Here Is a triumph of trade domination and tils trlbutlou which Is beyond the dreams of anybody even of a score of years ago, America's Alexanders, It would Hcem, must soon he In n more perplexing situation than that in which their Macedonian fore runner once found himself. If they seek any moro worlds to conquer they will have to go to Mars or Jupiter for them. i.ii'K ix tiii; i'ihi.h'I'im:. tfcenra anil InvlilentN (infhered from Nenr nnil Fnr. Albert Sonnlchsen, a member of Lieu tenant Oltmorc's party captured by the Insurgents and who was a prisoner ten months, is telling his experiences and Im pressions in Boston. "I found them quick und Intelligent," ho says, referring to the natives, "and, excopt when near the Ameri can lines, In the first of our captivity, most humane In their treatment of prisoners." Ho says he also found them frank and sym pathetic and by no means Ignorant, con sidering tho limited opportunities they have had to obtain education. From what he saw of their local government Mr. Son nlchsen believes the Filipinos have au aptitude for governing themselves. He says they had native courts at Bongucd, where Spaniards with grievances secured redress, to bis knowledge. Tho Washington Post prints n page of a letter from a soldier In the Philippines to a returned 'hunkle, in which these breezy remarks occur: "It's all right I'm not kicking. The expcrlenco Is bully. I don't mind the hardship a little bit. It trims a fellow up for the game he's liable to stack up against in tlio future years. There's nothing wrong with theso islands, either. "But, say, when they begin tho marine band concerts' In tho Whltn House grounds and the fountains are a-keeplng time with the music, and the birds are a-slnglng up In the leafy boughs, and the girls Wash ington girls yum-yum! are walking around on the grass In their fluffy dresses and trying to make believe that they never beard of any such thing as goo-goo eyes say, when this Is going on, Just offer up a little .one for me, will you, Bill, that I'll be back there some old day and see It all again?" Commenting on. the recent death at Fort Sheridan of Abraham Haarscher, a soldier in the United States army who served In the Philippines, the Manila American says he was In a way a remarkable man. Born In Alsace, after the Franco-Prussian war he came to America and enlisted In the army. One night at a far northwestern garrison be was walking post as a sentinel upon a frail temporary bridge thrown across n stream that was being under mined by a storm. The timbers were creaking under his foet and the water was beginning to creep over tho planking, when tho officer of the day appeared at the end of the bridge. He saw the sentinel and his peril. "Come off that bridge, No. 5," he yelled above the storm. Haarscher walked calmly off the bridge and came to an "arms port." "Haarscher, you d d fool, didn't you know the bridge was going?" Even as ho spoke the frail structure was whirled away. "That was my post, lieutenant," said Private Haarscher, "and you forget that I am a Frenchman." The Army and Navy Journal supplements tho foregoing by declaring that Haarscher carried ono record that Is unique In soldier history. In twenty-nine years' service, al though a model of neatness, discipline and Intelligence, ho never wore the stripe of a non-commissioned officer. He did not know what the Inside of a guardhouse looked like from a prisoner's point of view. There was no soldier in camp or barracks whoso rlflo and equipments wero like unto his. When Haarscher was detailed for orderly duty no man thought of competing with him. Tlmo after time be was offered the position of non-commissioned officer and time after time ho refused. Why, no ono ever knew. Onco a man who had the reputation of never having lost the position of "orderly" at guard mount came from another regi ment and re-enllsted In Haarscher's com mand. The two. privates, as luck would have It, were detailed for guard the samo day. The officer spent about twenty min utes examining tho rifles, waist bolts, cartrldgo boxes and brasses of the two men. Thero was absolutely nothing to choose between them in point of neatness or ap poarance. Finally, as a last resort, tho adjutant unbuttoned tho blouse of the new claimant for orderly honor?. Ho found n somewhat faded hut clean undorshlrt. The adjutant passed to Haarscher and opened three buttons of his coat. Haarscher had on a brand now suit of silk underwear that must have cost him n month's pay. It was the other man on that day who walked post In the hot sun, while Hnarschcr did "loll ing" duty In the shade In front of tho commandant's quarters. When at last be fell In love with a girl thirty years his Junior and she said no be put a bullet in his brain. BVII. HAYS FOB THIS HOM.WTIC. The IMrtiirCNQne Grndunlly GIvIiik Way in the t'raetlriil. Providence Journal. There Is an old quarrel between tho pic turesque and the convenient. All modern Inventions have been condemned, on tho ground that they dcprlvo the world of some touch of romance. Sometimes, Indeed, tho loss Is apparent rather than real. Romance has a way of adjusting Itself to the strangest conditions. For many lovers of the sea tha substitution of steam for sail was a matter of regret. How could the great bulk of n modern steamship cnmpnrn In beauty with the grnceful clipper of former times? Yet Mr. Kipling mndo his engineer say that It only needed another Robbie Burns to sing the song of steam. It Is easy to conceive that a younger gen eration might regard tbe ocean liner plung ing through a storm at twenty knotr as the most Impressive sight Imaginable. So with the railway; It was a poor oxchango for the stage coach, one might say, and still modern writers have managed to endure It with human Interest, Perhaps romantic Is a comparative term after all, and two ecu- Why a Woman Im Ablo to Hmln Slok Women Whon Doctor Fmlh How gladly would men fly to wo man's aid did they but understand a woman's feelings, trlnls, sensibilities, and peculiar organic disturbances. Those things arc known only to women, and the aid a man would give is not nt his command. To treat a case properly It Is necos snry to know nil about it, nnd full Information, many times, cannot bo given by n wotnnu to her family phy sician. She cannot bring herself to tell everything, and the physician U ilrs. G. TT. Cturrr.t-L. it a constant disadvantage. This la why, for the past twenty-five years, thousands of women have been con fiding their troubles to us, and our advice has brought happiness nnd health to countless women In the U.S. Mrs. Chappell, of Orant Park, I1L whoso portrait we publish, advises nil suffering women to use Lydia-E. Plnk hum's Vegetable Compound, ns it cured her of Inflammation of the ovaries and womb 5 she, therefore, speaks from knowledge, and her experience ought to give others confidence. Address Airs, flnkham's Laboratory, Lynn, Maifc turles henco this prosaic ago of ours, as wt consider it, may be hallowed with Associa tions as reverent ns those which the six teenth century has for us. The subjugation of the whole plnnot has brought tho daylight ot. plain proco Into the mysterious regions where fancy could ones find room for the kingdom of Prcstcr John, which pictured tho "gorgeous caBt" abound ing In barbaric pearl and gold. An ex ample of destruction may be found nearei home. The proposal to" orect a huge slgr at NlagarA Falls Is but tho climax to a series of outrages. A writer In tho On look demonstrates with the nld of Illustra tions how that matchless-cataract has suf fered at tho hands of man. Some say mills occupy the cliff where onon the Bridal Veil fell. If present plans are carried through lha worst disfigurement may be averted. But It may be doubted If Niagara will ever again havo tho potency over tho Imagination it had half a century ago. Probably it is useless to protest ngaltut the practical. Romance, 'however, died hard; like truth, though crushed to rnnii. It will rise again. LAUGHI.VG GAS. Jlidae: Doctor Yoii nro mentullv rx- haustcd. I advise you to send your family to the country. ; j'liiieni uui 1 enn 1 leave my Business, Doctor Ccrtnlnlv not vou titav In illi cit' and get a rest. uciiuh uuuriiiiii 71111111 uviutMlliy IIUIM not think time Is equivalent to money." "Oh, I don't know! He Just now asked mA tn lt htm hnvn 110 fnr a i.nimlA nt T .......It 1a. I . nr.. 1... 1 1 . 1 . . days." Philadelphia Press: Towne See that man7 Well, sir, ho landed In this country with bare feet, and now he's got millions. Browne dee whizz! He's worse than a centipede, Isn't ho. Somervllle Journal: lUllock Yop. thorn is no doubt that l'ayntcr hns the artistic, temperament. West Yes. Just what do you mean by that? Halleck Well, for one thine, ho Isn't a. safe man to lend money to. Chicago Tribune: Tommv Tucker, after n surreptitious meal of unrlpo npples, was heard apostrophizing his stomnch, "Look here," ho said, "If you go to kick ing up too much fuss I'll hnvp you taken clear out! I don't need you, nohow!" CltlcHKO Post: Madame Ah. vou're tr Ing to cheat; I poured your quart of straw berries into this mmrt cun and It docaul hnlf till It. Strawberry Pcdd er It's vou that's a- chcntln', mum; I'll got th' law on ycr for usln' a quart mcaauro that's blggcrn these yero quart boxes. Baltimore American: Miss Wunder I don't seo how Tessle Tellum manages to win so ninny guessing contests. Miss GnbhcTgh Why, her papa Is a weather man, nnd sho gets him to predict tho result of tho contest, then guesses tho other wny. PHILOSOPHY. Somorvlllo Join-mil, It doesn't pny tn fuss nnd fret when any thing goes wrong. Instead of walling when you lose, Jtift Hlng u merry song. It's nlwa'ys better while your work In whlstlo than tn whlnn, And when luck fnlls. It nover pays to sit down nnd repine. The man who makes the best of things shows sturdy common nonno. 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