10 THE OMAHA DAILY 1JI5R: St'UAY, MAY VJ, 11)01. FUTURE OF THE PHILIPPINES Jacob Gould Eohurmnn Writes f th Con ditions and the People. HOW TO HAKE AGUINALDO USEFUL Hi Mioulil Hp ltMi a Province (iiMvrn, U'Iiitp It In Inl1ii;ucc Would .Mil hi .l fUicliiK III People. 1o (Copyright, 1M1, by Collier's Weokly.) Tho capture of Agulnaldo has emeu more Attracted attention to tho Philippines. It Is possible at oneo to make too Uttlo or too much ot this brilliant exploit of Fun slon'e. From a military point of vluw I do not expect very much from tho capture, The Insurgent luatUra have been surren dering In constderublo numbers and turn I UK over thousands of rllles ever since the results of thu presidential elections became Jitiown In thu archipelago. It Is ap propriate that Agulnaldo himself should now bo added to this list. Hut ho has been living In buch Isolation and exercising such slight control over other Insurgent leailcrH that It Is doubtful If the recom mendations (if his proclamation will now liavn much Inlluencc with them. Take, for Instance, Generul Lukban, who for thu two years has been the mili tary lion? of the Iflaud ot Humur nud who has so exploited It to his own enrichment that lie now has a large bank account at lltuit? Kong. Nothing but the military force of the United Stutes will suffice to dislodge hlra from this highly advantageous jiosltlon. And there ore other, though less Important, leaders of robber bauds who will maintain tho tamo attitude. Whether Agulnuldo's proclamation may not have some lnllucncu on the Filipino Kcncrul, CnUlcs, and other officers ot .gulnaldo's original Tagalog army who still operate In tho Island of Luzon, Is a dlf fcrout (mention. 1 am Inclined to take : hopeful vluw of the results. In tho main, It 1) true that the suppromlou of the In surgent forced In the Philippines has been due to tho results of tho elections and the determination of tho American people as i-xprcsscd In congress to supply al! the men und money needed for iho complete establishment of American supremacy. Tho Insurgents have como to understand this nnd nro quite generally laving down nrms Agulnaldo's proclamation undoubtedly makes tor tho fame result. Mnlin AkuIiiiiIiIii (iiivcrnor, For my uwn part 1 attach more value to Agulnaldo'E attitude In connection with tho future nlvll government of tho archipelago lie shows n willingness to co-operate with iho Americans In the establishment ot an orderly, stable and freo government. In the, nccomnllshment of this task tho United indites must use suitable means. And if ihey are ready to co-operate with us, no licttcr agents can be found than the men whom the Insurgents selected as their lead era. Theso leaders have tho confidence ot Ihn pcnplM and they possess the admlnls tratlvc gifts which qualified them for thol positions. This Is notably true of Agul nuldo himself. For these rcusons l have, since Agul oaldn'H capture, felt convlnrcd that Just as hooii as the government Is satisfied of h. Mlncnrltv it would be a happy political itrokc to make him governor of a Tagalo province. It Is not an ofticc In which ho could exercise any military power. Vet hi Influence, with tho Tagatogs would make It easy for him to conduct a good government And. after all. we desire nothing more Such on appointment would also show the liinurucnts that wc meant to fulfill our jiromlsc of giving them nil the home rul with Phlllnnlnc officials that they were capable of exercising. This rocommendutlon of mine regardln Agulualdo has met with some criticism Nevertheless. It Is In lluo with the policy already adopted In appointing Jose Serapln undo of Agulnaldo, who surrendered to lnwton'B forces, governor of Hulacan, and tho Insurgent general, Delgado, who was long tho terror of his district, governor of Hollo. No policy could be happier for the pacification of the Islands. And no Illustra tion of It would be more conspicuous than tho appointment of Agulnaldo. There Wan .i "1MiI1IIiIii-' lt'pnlillt'." Now that the paper balloon of Agulnaldo's government has been exploded, It seems appropriate to make some comment on tho so-called "Philippine Republic." Many Americans believed that the people of Luzon, If not of the whole archipelago, formed for themselves, on our destruction ot Spanish supremacy, a populur govern ment under tho presidency ot Agulnaldo, which tho military power of the United States has since been engaged In wantonly nnd cruelly suppressing. It la highly cred itable, to tho sonso ot honor and con scientiousness of our people that so many of them have been disturbed by this sup posed nggrcsslon on a weak and confldlnn. "sister republic" Hut It Is less creditable to their knowledge nnd good sense. For, In fact, the conditions for the emergence of such a new, Independent and sovereign Btato did not exist In the Philippines. What, then. Is tho evidence which has led our people to tho acceptance of so re markable a legend? That evidence will be found. I think, to consist chiefly of certain proclamations of Agulnaldo and constltu Hons of his "republic." Now, whatever value these have as an Indication of tho acquaintance of n very small number of educated Filipinos with political silence nnd the history of government, they are absolutely Uovold of significance either as to tho political attainments of tho Philip pine people or their nttltudo to the papet government which their self-constituted general, dictator and president announced to tbo world. I)o not misunderstand mc. I have said, over and over ngaln, that you may find scnttcrcd nil over the Philippine Islands natives who are as able, as well educated, as polite, courteous and refined as the best gentlemen of Europe or America. A large number of this class have enjoyed the ad vantage of training In Huropcan universi ties. They show, Indeed, the capacity of their race. Hut to arguo from them and their achievements to a like eminence for tho masses of the people would be to make LI Hung Chang typical of the Chinese or Hooker Washington of tho negroes. Trent Them Snnieivhnt nn Ii.dliiiifl. In dealing with the subject of civil gov ernment I must refer to nn Illusion which has darkened counsel on the Philippine question. This relates to the character, Intelligence, governing capacity, aspira tions and general condition of the Inhabi tants of tho archipelago. Wc naturally udgo others by ourselves, und tho less wo know of them tho greater the as sumed resemblances. It requires experi ence to make us nuarc of differences, nnd scientific training to make proper allow ance for them. These have been wanting n tho popular estimate of the llllplnos. considerable section of our people, notably those whose Imagination has been Infected by ethical fervor, picture tuo Tagalog Insurgents after tho similitude of tho American patriots of the uays or me revolution and Agulnaldo himself as a veritable Ocorgo Washington. Now this Is simply ridiculous. Tho American colonists wcro Englishmen who for centuries had used nnd enjoyed liberties which tho government of Gcorgo III In vaded; they demanded nothing new; they fouubl merely for their ancient freedom, their Immemorial rights. The Filipinos till vestordnv were under the dominion of yes crony were um.cr n u. ...... . supreme court rtiould dec Spain, and Spain found en a race of ' of Uie Ma aynn savages. At the time of tho " iti.,i e,.a Mm mmt dime American revolution 1 suppose tho majority d tho Unite. State . most d 101c of them were not abovo tho level of the American red man. Six millions out of eight millions of thorn have been civilized, In a way. by Spanish monks, but the masses, even of these, are still nearer, tne American Indian than the highly developed Saxon. Antl Unit Hon ml tlic lluali In tho Vlsayan Islands there nre 2,500,000 nconlo of the samo tribe nnd language. through their chieftains may In this way bo assimilated to tho typical territorial government of the United Slates, there Is i ono difference which It seems to me un avoldablo that wo should make. I refer to the difference of tariff If the supreme court should decldo that tho clause of the constitution which calls for uniformity of duties, Imposts nnd excises throughout the states also applies to our new Philippine possessions, I will not say that an In superable obstacle, but certainly a very serious one, will have been created In con nection with the government of the Phil ippines. It does not seem In any way feasible to asslmllato the tariff ot tho Philippines to that of the United States, Tho tariffs to day arc as far apart as the corresponding economic, Industrial nnd social conditions of tho two countries. Two-thirds ot tue total value of tho Imports of the Philip pines consists of rice, cotton yam, nails and wire, sled rolls, etc., petroleum, drugs r.nd chemicals, paper, silk, spirits nun sun wines, and one has only to comparo the Philippine duties on thcae commodities with the United States duties to perceive how fundamentally Irreconcilable the tariffs appear to be. Tako rice, for example. It Is the food of tho Philippine people, nnd the duty on It is 17 cents per Hundred weight. Tho duty on rice tn tho United States Is X2 per hundredweight. Wcro the Philippine duty on rlco as similated to the American there would bo food riots throughout the nrchlpclago. So long as the existing chasm reuinlns be tween the economic and boclal conditions of tho Philippines and of tho United States, so long will It remain Impracticable to Identify their tariffs. It may bo recnllcd, too, that under tuo treaty of Paris Spain Is to enjoy for ten years equal ativnuingo wnn me unutu Stntes In tbo markets of tho Philippines. Wero the Philippine tariff assimilated to that of the United States It would fol low that Spain by way of the Philippines would enjoy free trade with the United States. And under the "most favored nation" clause of our treaties with other nations they, 1 suppose, would all claim tho sumo aJvantnge. I repeat, therefore, cldo nca difficult nroblem wo have encountered In con nection with the Philippines will have nrlscn. n (lilt the Muiik. Of all questions at present confronting tho civil government of the Philippines tne most Important and perplexing Is that of the friars. I say nothing of the aversion of the Philippine people to tho friars ns nnrlsh nrtests. though tho demand for tho expulsion of tho friars, which has np This Is the largest tribe In tho archipelago pear(V(j ln mosl f not all the platforms of and It Is signincani inai ifEru, .. nm est of these Islands, voluntarily accepted American sovereignty In 1899. The Vlsavans have always been rivals of the T.r1nir i'hn orolinv the prOVlllCCS of l.tisnn in ihn north, south and oast of Manila. In Luzon there are, besides the Tagalogs who form less than-half the civilized population tho Vlcols. tho Ilocnnos, the Pnmrnilnntips. tbo Pamoangos and the CnL'nvnnc. to say nothing of the un civilized tribes. They have different Ian guagej. unintelligible to one another. Ml recent Insurrections, snows now ueep seated tho feeling l. Tho friars concern tho American govern ment chlfly as corporations who hold prop erty In tho Philippine Islnnds. The Fran clscans aio not permitted to own nny property excepting the convents nnd schools, but the Dominicans, Augustlnlnns nnd Itetolletos own between them 403,000 acres, of which 121,000 acres Is in the province of Cavlte a fact which helps to explain why that province has been n not bed of Insurrection since IS .3. Perhaps $450,000 (Mexican) may be sot Sargent, the naval cadet who made n trip (,own ns tle maximum income which the through northern Luzon in imis, louna mm friaTK evtr derived from all their agrl- the languages of tho dlirorent provinces wero so different from one another that they must bo separately studied to be imlnrainnfl. nml he reports that In one nrnvlncc. although thnt party had at com nmiul five languages or dialects wiiin Spanish and Tagalog, they pipnlnl n native to whom all ...nro nnlnlollll-lhlp. This COnfUSlOn Of innat.oK Ih at least a serious impediment, not only to tho development of united self rnvprnment. but to the emergence of the fact and sentiment of nationality, which ! Ita first condition. These arc facts which no rhetoric about ih,. t'hlltnnlno "nation" can alter. There Is no Philippine nation, but only a number nr different tribes, speaking uincroiu lan n.incPH. with different social conditions " " . ... . r . . i . . .1 n.i in thn case or .Minnanao, nun. huh alawnn. different religions, dincrcnt po ntirni organizations nnd, over lnrge areas, .. ,..ni,i tnv. now thnt Amerionn uni on exchange of civilization for barbarism cregnty hns (afcc the place of Spanish ii . i til n,l unvneerv. WllBt would inc unw-iiii- perlallst do with those southern isianus: Tim mull in. nous neatuen oi .uiuuiumu ii.iftv,,n n.id the Mohammeuans oi Mindnnan. nasllan and Sulil have no nfflnl ii-a with the Christian Tagalogs of Luzon If we withdrew, Germany or Kngland would In ull probability finish the Job wo had left iM,inrt And ns to Luzon and the Ylsoynn Islands even, you could not comoino ineir heterogeneous elements Into a single state undor the rule of Agulnaldo. uie iinu-im The con m Is the type of the modern woman at her healthiest and best. She wnlks with an easy grace. She Is n picture of perfect womanhood in the spriiiKtime of life. But generally the golf clui is laid aside with marriage. A physical languor op presses the once 1 nthletk mrl. Ux- crcise makes her .back nche. She tires easily. Usually she accepts this con dition as a natural thing, but it is un natitr.il. Marriage should add to wom an's happiness, rath er than subtract from it. If womeu understood how in timate.lv the general health is related to the locnl health of tlic w omanly organs, tlicv would appreci ate the fact that there is no need to sufler from weak ncss nnd backache. The use of Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes weaK women strong, sick women well. It reculatcs the per iods, heals inflam mation nnd ulcera Hion, cures female weakness, nnd puts . 1!.! - r i 'tt. Cite txxjy 111 a coimiuon oi wmm nc.uui, Mrs. II. A. AUbrook. of Austin, Lonoke Co., Ark., write) "Alter live months al great iuI (..inn u,l.h frmnlr vrtnknetA I ivrlte for the benefit of other iulTerers from the same nlTllc tlon. I doctored with our family rhylclnu with, out any good results. m my htiibaml unfed me to trr fir. rlerce's mediclnei which I did. with aniiMrrful multi. I am comntetetv cured. I took four bottles of Dr. fierce' Favorite l're- seriptlon, tour ol ins 'lioiaen mcoicoi uicot cry' and two vial ol nt nraiatu reuei.'" Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure cou Unatiou uud its cousemcuccs. cultural land. On these Immense estates the friars paid no tnxes, though the poor est Filipino who lived on them paid his ccdula (or Identlllcatlon certificate) and worked out a road tax, or, If ho were in business, paid his Industrial Impost. The friars, therefore, were regarded as favored landlord class. UIhiok('Hm tl.o Krlum. It Is not for tho government of the United Slates to suggest or prescribe how the Catholic church shall administer Its affairs ln the Philippines. Undoubtedly It will offend and embitter the Filipinos If tho Spanish friars return to their parishes, and though our government win nave uo responsibility In the matter, the Filipinos will nevertheless think we nro In collusion with tho friars. Manifestly, therefore Is to our Interest that the friars should leave the archipelago. I do not Imagine sovereignty (for the friars aro all Span lardi), If they could dispose of their agrl cultural lands on reasonable terms Tho solution, therefore, of the frlnr prob lem In the Philippines Is tho purchase of their estates. After consultation with rep resentntlvcs of the orders and others I tho Philippines, I became convinced that tho only wIfc and statesmanlike course to bo adopted was for the Philippine com monwealth (when a general civil service government was established) to purchase Hi Homlth is Like a Mamk. Blood and Nerve Remedy Takes off the Mask and Shows iho Smiling Face of Haalih IT TURNS SPRING WEAKNESS INTO STRENGTH. Sick people wear a mask. The faces they show to the world are not their real faces. Beneath the strained expression and pale cheeks created by nervousness and disease there is the charming glow of health. Spring exhaustion makes havoc of l:auty. Wear and tear shows in sunken eyes and tell-tale lines. Dr. Greene's Nervura rolls up the mask of ill health and beauty shines forth. Many women have needlessly exposed themselves to Winter's draughts and Spring calls them to account. Some have had sharp turns of fever ; some have had severe colds all Winter; some are suffering from the after-effects of the Grip ; some are chronic sufferers. Hut all are finding the Spring a trying time, and the effort to throw off the mask and be their own true happy selves once more becomes a nervous anxiety which only tightens the hold. The women who take Dr. Greene's Nervura in the Spring will keep fresh and young looking. It will keep them from getting cross and discour aged. It will purify and enrich their blood and clear the face of all the blem ishes that mar its beauty at this season of the year. Biod and Nerve Remedy AWAKENS ENERGY, BUILDS UP STRENGTH AND) CURES THE CHRONIC TROUBLES. The prompt help for all who are run down in the Spring is Dr. Greene's Nervura, which does not shock the system with powerful purging but brings it promntly up to par by strengthening the circulation, enriching the blood and gi ng vim and snap to nerves grown weak and lax. Those who have becnliviiig alife of excitement during tho Wintcr'but have escaped acute attack, feclalessening of energy as the days grow warmer. There is a lowered tone of vital strong, the stomach doesn't act right, the nerves give trouble, and there are sleepless and weary nights. All these troubles are overcome by this great Spring Medicine which helps Nature renew the physical strength of men and women. Mrs. A. TURNBULL, AO Cranston St., Providence, R. I., says: " For ten years I have been suffering from terrible exhaustion nnd was nil run down, ns thou sands of our women are. I had tho neuralgia fearfully and my back was very weak. I don't think anyone ever lived on less food than I did, so weak was my stomach, nnd no poor my appe tite. I doctored constantly but got no relief from my great sufferings. I took thnt most wonderful of all medicines, Dr. Oreene's Nervura blood and nerve remedy, nnd It cured me ; yes, perfectly and completely cured mc of nil my troubles. From the first bottle there was nn Improvement. I have always rccommended'tlils great remedy to every one, and udvlsu every suffeiiiiE woman to uso it, for It will cure them." Write to Or Gresne About Your Health. All who need advico about health may write to Dr. Greeno or call upon him at his office, 35 West 14th St., New York City, and secure his advice without chnrgo. The skill which produced the wonderful Nervura is at the full disposal of the sick. Write to-day if you are ill. In this article that a system ot free I know u cuso of u young woman lolling agreeing thnt no appeal should be taken battalion of Iho Imperial yeomanry. (Vi tho down a "plump," losing her boots in iho same peculiar manner. cchools for the people has been an Im portnnt element ln every program of re forms. It Is very encouraging thnt this Ideal, Ignored though It was by Spain, is ( George Cooper of Lagan county, ukl.i fo speedily to be realized under American , noma, who w.ih recently made tbo defend- sovereignty In the Philippines. (intern Nov iim If I''irf it. Whatever, at a fur distunt day. mny bo the relations between the Philippine islands and the United Stutes, there Is nothing for us to do today but to govern the arehipeligo "as if we wero to govern It forever." And I have nlrcady Indi cated u form of government, liberal In II solf and feasible undor Philippine condi tions, which I believe should be Instituted In Its entirety as soon us thu pacification of tho country has been effected, and which in Its beginnings of municipal and provin cial government Is, with the direction of the president, being put Into operation at the present time. JACOU GOULD SCIIURMAN. from the verdict. Cooper won. People of n superstitious turn of mlml who belicvo that III luck is associated with tho number 13 may perhaps derive on (lunation of their opinions from a i'tudy of tho history of tho Irish Hunt coriw lint- In n lund sjlt brought by tho Oulluio & Western Railroad company, asked that ho case be tried by seven inonibern of tho1 which formed part of tho Impeiiul yco- the dead man hud frequently been Invited occasion of their llrst encounter with Iho I JJOcrs thirteen men of tho corps wcro killed and tho rest wcro forced to Hjrrunuer. A negro recently died nt Atchison. (Can., and there wns grout eurloMlty to hoar what tho minister would siiy In his sermon, in Masonic order instead of by the usual jury. Tho railroad company's attorney, nlin.tclf n Jlnson. agreed to tho proposition, nnd Iho case was so tried, both parties further nnmry. The Hunt corps was mobilized in to join tno cniircn iim. i.uur.o.. i--Dublln on Jnnunry i:j, 1000. On March 13 It son said: "is this man lost? I don't Know, ealled for .South Africa nnd on nrrlv.il at I but 1 do know that If ho la lost I didn't tho cUpo wns attached to tho Thirteenth loso him." perlallst Ignores the hard tacts -oi me case. at oquitai,ie ,,rCP8 (he holdings of the I i.ltr.t Slnten 31 um iieinui i.m.r.... friars. It would be unjust to confiscate Thorn Is a creat KUlf between the political them, though the feeling of the Tagalogs knowledge of a student like Moblnt and the against tho friars was so great that by the olltlcal capacity of the masses oi ine constitution of tne so-called rnillpplne re Dcoplc or een of the eilucatou miuoriiy, public the lands ol tno trinrs were actually who arc devoid of political training and contlseatcd experience. Under American sovereignty-- Under the treaty of Paris, by which wo and with American responsiniiiiy ior w nru bound, an property rignis in tne nreni general government the Filipinos may be pclago are protected. On tho other hnnd, intrusted, first, with nomc ruie iu moq. ns i nave aireauy sain, u if, irom n point- nivna nnd then with home rule In their Cnl point of view, very Important thnt tho provinces. When they have learned to walk Spanish friars should not remain In the they may begin to enmu ami sour. n. arcnipcingo. iney wouiu umiouuiediy ne nervines of the educated minority must bo willing to sell their laniU now for condl secured and utilized. As education spreads, Hons under American sovereignty will not as political rxperlenco ripens, tne names t,e very favorablo to them nt a reasonable, mav ho intrusted wltn an evcr-iucreasiui; and pcrnaps at a low price, wnen n tthare ln government seit-governmcni nu general civil government tor tne rnuip the coal being constantly kept ln view. pines Is organized It would not probably Hut even at present, In addition to homo bo a difficult mattor to have an agent of rulu In tholr municipalities and provinces, that government meet the reprcsentr.tlvcs hn Klllnlnos should have a siinro in uie of tho order nnd ngrec on a fair nguro for ceneral government of the archipelago, the the purchase of tholr lands. control of which, however, must bo kept In Should they refuso to sell at a fair flguro American hands. My Idea Is a territorial form if government, with governor ana other chief executive officers appointed by the United Statea and the legislature elected by tho peoplo of Luzon and the Vlsayas un iior a nronerty and educational qualification. Tho southern Islands Mindanao, Ilasllan, the Sulu archipelago and t'aiawun musi coutlnuo to bo governed through their sul tnns or datos or chieftains, with whom wo have or must make agreements. I'nt Tliem In I cle Sim' I'nlfnriu. Whllo the direction of the general gov ernment of tho Philippines must be In tho hands ot Amerlcnus, no large numoer oi Americans will be needed cither for civil or military kervlce. The merit systom ct civil service, which the president nas al ready nut in force In the Philippines, is economical of clllclals, for It alms only at tho nubile cood. Oood government b Ing the result, the people nre contented and only a small military force Is necessary. Wo shall need three or four dozen small gunboats of lio to 500 tons to patrol tho waters of the Philippines, These, how-over. will require but u very small number of men, nnd when peace und order are enca thoroughly established I believe we shall not neeci an army even ns large as that maintained by Spalu, and I see uo reason why the great majority ot tho soldiers should not hn Filipinos, Thero aro so many different tribes h. the archlpolagD that ad ditional security can always be obtained by having native soldiers stationed among other tribes than their own. Tho ccouoiry of a native army Is a strong rocomracmla tlun in Its fav r, but even ubfV l w. . slderatlon I should put the satisfaction ot the Philippine peoplo at seeing their nwu sons In uniform under the American flag, Munt ll.ivr it Sepnrnte TnrllT. Hut whllo tho government ot tho Philip Pines always excluding tho uncivilized southern Islands Inhabited by tribal In illans, whom we must conttuuo to govern tho right of eminent dociain re mains, condemnation proceedings might bo Instituted and the lands pur ebacd ot on equitable annralfal. Hut I do net believe such forcible proceedings will be necessary, as It Is to the Interest of tho friars to dlsposo of the lands rn such terms ns thoy can, If theso terms be at nil reasonable. This scheme of purchnso by tho state, I believe, I was the llrst to recommend, as I did recommend It In 1M9 on my return from the Philippines, I am very glad to observe that tho present Philippine com mlasb-n makes n similar recommendation. '.'Pool iVm-lier Wuiiteil. As u the educational situation in tho Philippines I may quote from a letter of March 6, 1501, which I received from Mr Fred W. Atkinson, whom I advised to uc cept tho position of superintendent of public Instruction to the Philippines. Mr. Atkinson writes that nn educational Inw has been enacted based largely nn onf drafted by him. Ho says: "It authorizes nn expenditure of ?;.non,ono or $3,000,000 It directs inc to sccuro 1.000 teachers from the United States, to appoint ten nsalstan superintendents, to cstnbllsh a m rmnl, i manual training and nn agricultural si hool I have already cabled to the United State for about I.C00 text books (all In Knrtllsh) nnd for a Inrgo quantity of oil kinds o school supplies." Mr. Atkinson also confirms tho report o tho commission, of which I had the honor to bo head ns to the strong desire of thv Philippine people for education nnd their extreme eagerness to learn LngllMi. ,n ull Americans In the nrchlpclago, he states aro as anxious as tho Filipinos themselves to sec schools established. The aim nothing less than universal education, I have on other occasions pointed out tho coincidence between thu political Ideals the lending Filipinos nnd tho political prac tlces. Institutions nnd traditions of tho United States. 1 have also cald earlier I'll ATTI.H OP Till) Vlli r.tiSTI'.ttS. Visitor (to naughty Utile gliii-H's mo bud of you to worry jour mother so. Stile. Kllle (ngod .11 Well. If you hud lived with mamma as long us 1 have you would know which of us wns to blame. Visitor I suppose you iitletirt school, don't you, Tommy : Tommy (uge.l ; in- Visitor Well, mippote you wero in mid one to ten. what would tun total no: Tommy (promptly) A Buffalo. does your father mnko his living by using his brains or by using his muscles? Tommy Neither one, ma'nin. llos a po liceman ut tho big railroad doepo. Teacher As I hnvo been tolling you. brie are two generul classes of workers. Tommy, Harrj-, aged d, went to church ono sun- duy. nnd on his return homo his grand mother naked him what the minister said. t don't know, grandma," replied Hurry. "He didn't spenk to inc." A good many older peoplo who ntteml rhurch seem to think the samo thing. May urtain 9m Lace TOY - urapery aie Our slock of l.iico Curliiins and Draperies is lurj-er Hum it mifilit to he at this season of the year, so we are noin to offer you the best, elen n, fresh floods, in the latest styles, at prices very much reduced from their real values, together with a purchase of Mottiiifi'hanis we made from one of the manufacl urers at. about 50 per cent less Hutu their usual value. The following prices will convince you. Head them over: Lace Curtains Lace Curtains $2 00 Nottingham Curtains- $1.75 ItutDcd Web w a rut-tains- J'.'.2." KuIIIcmI Muslin B WJ Ciirtulna M. 9 Lace Curtains Irato Mother It does socm to mo some times that yoj are tho very worst boy l over knew. Saucy Iioy--Aro you a believer In tho theory of heredity? Miss Minnie Smith, Mlddlesboro, Ky.. writes "My little sister bad tho croup vtry bnd, I gave her several dozes of Foley's Honey nnd Tnr and bho wna In- stnntly rellovcd. It saved her life." 1.95 ll.AI.Vr FlJ.VTl'HHS OF l.ll-'H. Ill Sumatra, according to Womanhood, if ii woman is leu a wiuow, immediately u .fi ner li'isband's death she plants a flagstaff at her door, upon which a Hug Is ruH d. So long as tho ling remains untoni by tho wind tho etbiuetto of Sumatra, forbids h r to marry, but at tho tlrst rent, howoxer tiny, sbo can lay asldo bor weeds and ac cept the llrst offer sbo has. Colonel F.IIJ.ih Do Heard of flllmur coui'iv, Georgia, lives In a one-room stono lru.--turo over his wlfo'a grave. Over tho door of the nitninco Is the Inscription: "one ln life and one In death.'' At ono sldo la tho grave of Mrs. De Heard and there Is room for the colonel's lost resting lin' On every anniversary of his wife's de.fh Colonel Do Heard ban tho funeral cere mony repented nnd the old innn spends ull his time beautifying tho surroundings wiih Unworn nnd vines. Tho fact that persons who fall great diF tnncos often lose their boots ln tho iles.'.-n has not yet been explnlnetl. suys ,! Cornish Post. Porhapa thn most rec nt cuno Is that of Mr. Charles James of St Agues, who was unforturatti enough to fail a dlstunco of 120 foot In Polbrton nuno During the full both his boots (which h id been tightly laced) came off and wen ..is covorod In the shaft fathoms above P.m 'the phcnomc'Kii is not conliniJ to mliuii $:."( Nottingham Curtains ii.ii ituliiou .noi ur tnlns $3.00 Hullled Muslin Curtains-$'.'. 75 FIMi Not Curtains L.ace izuriains I ja.r.0 Nottingham Curtains $3.00 Hobbl- net Curtains $3.00 s S& fS. I Muslin Curtains- H 8 3 Fish Net J? T WJ curtainii w Lace Curtains '..no Nottingham Cjrtiitns JS.iO Irish l'olnt Cuttalns-$j.l)0 W ggf Jiruscels Cur- talna-$.UKl Ituf- J Jl Kj tied riirtulns Lace Curtains Irish Point Curtains- -KiK'oco curtains nruMsels Curliiins $T.W Huttcnbfrg curtains Cardonet Hrussels Curtains Irish l'olnt Curtulns Hattonborg Curtains Point do Milan Curia Ins Jlii.OU Uiusols for Lace Curtains ItenalsKiineo Curtains Hrussels Curtulns .Mario Antoinette Curtains Irish Point Curtains $13.75 Arabian Curtains 7.50 $10 5.00 MS Gilroy Curtain Stretchers Tho b.st In tho world In thrco styles. No, I l-'llll hI.c, Iiouj l'."iO Lace Curtains Saxony Hrussels Curtains l'olnt do .Milan curiums Arabian Curtulns ltenal' once Curlulns 117.00 fiuttenberg Curtains Lace Curtains Mario Antoinette Curtains ltoniilssance Curtains Arabian Curtains Point do Pans Curtains t.OU Saxony Hruscls Curtains.. Lace Curtains Arabian Curtains Saxony Hrissels Curtains Point do Paris Curtains 135.00 Arabian Curtains 12.50 $15 $25 Door Curtains $3.00 Tapestry Curtalns-$3..r0 Chenille Curtains Oriental Tup- y-v estry Curtains Hope J fcl I I'oitlcros-Satln j , KJVJ Damask Curtulns Door Curtains Curtulns 5.00 KM nnd $7.00 Tapestry Curtulns liagoaii Curtains L'Art Nouxeau Curtulns Door Curtains $12.00 Frou I' roil Curtains $10.00 Mer cerized curiums, enr.ie.i edges Hagdad Curtulns, L'Art Nouveiiu C.irtnlns Door Curtains $20.00 Silk Curtalns $17.00 Frou Frou Cur-tulnF- Kllk Derby Curlulni- Satin Damask Curtains -$ir..ffl Mcr- $10 $15 Extension Rods IirasB Intension Hods for luco Curtains for all the month of Mny Ap only (each) 1 J V" I No. - I'lllI l.o, In-lit; l.".- i. : I I 1 1 1 1 mI, rcntlT Klip ! port ,,,, ll.To rd St Carpet Qo. si:i: orit display of up-to-date CUHTAINS IN OUR HAST WINDOW. Window Shades 2 WO I IT II Mo-SI '.IC ! II V 0 FKHT ALL OO AT ODD LOTS I P TO 1NCHF.S LONC1- iff XfJ.IBiltUS. 1 l Porch Cushions ICxlii, made In plain and figured Art Denim, filled wllh excelsior-cheap at 250 each, selling 'niclu OH THHI3I3 FOR OOC. 19c rcha WilheSm I4IU.I4K'14IS Douglas