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With 0-cont Iiokh nnd cnttlo holding their own the dinner in the corn belt hns notbliiK to complain of. At least nine men nro waiting -with niiicli anticipation the conforenco of the suprumo court Judgori next week. Kentucky sends condolences to Mil waukee. Tho dwellers In tho Wisconsin city were compelled to take water for once. Omaha didn't get tho worst of that storm by u good deal. Heports from the north nnd east make our share of it com mild. Moves In tho kidnaping case nre com ing fast now. I'nt Crowe has netually been accused lit court of having pnrtlci pnted In tho affair. If tho legislature adopts tho sugges tion of tup committee and adjourns next Thursday, It means six days of mighty nctlvo work for the members. China Is alarmed over tho size of the lndemulty appropriation' which tlio pow ers ask. China might employ ex-Senator Carter to talk tho bill to death. The republicans have been sitting up too many nights trying to elect two sen ators to fall asleep and allow tho fu slonlsts to slip In and carry nwaj the prize. Some of the men who have been boost ing pork found their toes tinder the edge of tho barrel when It dropped. Small fry havo no business playing with tho heavyweights. The day of the pot hunter In Nebraska Is numbered. Under the new law, If properly enforced, the birds nnd llshes will have n show for their lives, nnd the honest sportsman will suffer nothing. Maryland has Anally followed the lend of other southern states In. dlsftanohls lug n large part of tho negro voters, Arthur P. Gorman has been out of ofllec for somo time now and Is getting des perate. Th,erc must bo a screw loose some whero when tho legislature Is required to pass nt ouco a ineasuro to correct manifest typographical and clerical or rors In an Important measure Just en acted Into law. Andrew Curucgio makes light of the roiwrt he Is to run for mayor of Now York. Cnmcgla has hud trouble enough In his day and quit business to rest In view of these facts his denial can easily bo believed. That strlko of Kansas convicts wa merely nuother ebullition of tho necullar Kansus spirit. It was without hope from tho tlrst, but It serves to show Into how many devious channels the trend of tho Kansas mind can wander. Methodist Journalism suffered a severe loss In tho death of Dr. Arthur Kdwards of Chicago.' Ills work on the Northwest ern Christian Advocate had endeared him to thousands of members of tho church, who will mourn his death as a personal loss. Tho Prussian Diet objects to having signs of little liver pills and Dr. Q uncle's curealls posted nlong tho Hlver Rhine at points where tho beauty of tho Inud senpo attracts tho tourists. Tho Prus slims evidently nro not In touch with this utilitarian uge. Tho liability of an electric lighting company In case of tho death of a tire man caused by a live wire during a lire Is to be tested 111 tho local courts. decision adverse to tho company may hare the effect of hastening action on tho proposed burial of the wires. Reports from tho packing centers show n steady decrease In tho marketing o hogs, whllo tho price for both hogs nnd pork Is steadily climbing. Tho output n tho packing houses, although slightly less than for Inst year, Is still lmiuens Tanners with hogs are not worrying over the situation. WHAT WILL THE CUIIAXS DOt The decision of the Cuban constltil- lonnl convention regarding tho condi tions submitted, by tho United States will probably bo made within the next few days. It Is announced that four of tho tlvo members of the convention spe cial committee that has been considering tho American terms have agreed to a report recommending that the conven tion do not accept the terms, but leave tho whole question to the future repub lic, and the opinion Is expressed by a member of tho committee that tho convention will adopt tho report. It Is to be Inferred from this that It Is tho view of the committee that tho republic can be organized without nc ceptlng the American conditions, which Is not the view held nt Washington or warranted by the language of tho pre amble to tho amendment to the army appropriation bill. This Is: "Tho president is hereby authorized to leave the government and control of the Island of Cuba to Its people so soon as the government shall have been established in said Island under a constitution which, either ns a part thereof or In an ordinance appended thereto, shnll dellnc the future relations of tho United States with Cuba substantially as follows." There can be no misunderstanding the meaning of this. Tho obvious Intention f congress was that In the event of tho Cubans refusing to accept the con ditions tho American occupation should continue and control of tho Island nt withheld from Its people. The Wash ington correspondent of the Philadelphia edger says: "The understanding here s that until the conditions are com piled with, 'substantially,' as prescribed In the act, the president shall retalu In Cuba the military forces of the United States. It Is not required that the con vention shall, In accepting the condi tions, adopt the exact language of the act, but It Is required and was so In tended by congress that every one of tho material or substantial conditions should bo accepted before the troops of tho United States shall be withdrawn by the president. The declaration of the preamble was tniulo upon the con tention of the president and for tho ex press purpose of dellnlng under what conditions he should withdraw the troops." It is said to be the expectation at Washington, notwithstanding unfavor able reports from Cuba, that when It s fully realized by members of tho con stitutional convention that there can be no modification of the conditions pre scribed by congress they will be ac cepted. Hut If, with such knowledge, they persistently refuse to accept tho conditions and proceed with the work of organizing a government, what then? Will the United States permit the con summation of that work, or will It take forcible measures to prevent It? In other words, will this government coerce tho Cubans Into accepting Its conditions? The present Indications are that these questions will havo to be met and it is conceivable that they may causo no little trouble, for whllo the Cubans generally are undoubtedly- not llsposed to get Into any conlllct with tho United Stntes, they might vigor ously resist coercion. The question ns to what the Cubans will do Is Just now of tho greatest Interest. AS TO HECIPIWCITY WITH CAXADA. At a dinner of the New England Free Trade league a few days ago the prin cipal address was by Hon. John Charl ton of Canada, member of the Anglo American Joint High commission. Mr. Charlton Is a prominent member of tlio llbernl party, which he represents In Parliament, and Is one of the must earn est advocates of trade reciprocity be tween the United States and Cannda. He pointed out that last year Cauada took more of the exports of this coun try than were taken by Mexico, Central America, South America and the West Indies combined. Canada Imported from tho United States goods to the value of ?1 10,000,000, while her exports to tills country were .fOS.000,000, of which .flM.OOO.OOO represented coin, bul lion and gold dust from the Klondike. He showed the difference between Ca nadian duties and the duties of the American tariff and said: "Now we ask some slight modlllcation of the char acter of your Uscul legislation as relates to the trade between ourselves and this country. We would like not to buy less, but to sell more. Our farmers, who consume vast quantities of American manufactures, would bo very happy to sell you something that Is tho product of their labor, and, unless they can do so, this trade between the two countries can hardly be inudc to continue upon tho basis It stands at present." He de clared that Canada wants the United States to lower Its tariff and that If something is not done he believed Canada will raise her rutes from to 00 per cent and make a desperate effort to produce nt homo .the manufactured articles she now buys from this country. Wo do not think there Is any better promise of reciprocity between Canada and the United States now than at any other time In tho last twenty years, so thut If the Canadlau people really fancy that they might be able to benellt themselves by producing, under higher tariff duties, tho manufactured articles they buy of this country they should not delay lu putting tho experiment Into effect. It would seem, however, thnt tho experience of tho Cnnadlaus lu this matter should have convinced them of tho futility of attempting to build up manufacturing Industries at the expense of those of tho United States and uuder exlstlug conditions the hopelessness of such an effort, whatever the tariff duties, would be greater than over before. There Is nothing, therefore, In tho nieuuco held out by Mr. Charlton to create apprehension. Tariff duties high enough to shut out American man ufactures from the Cauadlau market would not bo tolerated by the people", Such a policy could certainly not be helpful to tho farmers, In whose behalf reciprocity Is urged. Tho, Amerlcun manufacturer would havo nothing to fear from a reduction of our turlff so far ns the competition of Canadian manufacturers Is concerned Absolute free trade between tho two countries would not enablo the manu facturers of Canada to secure any con siderable share of the Amerlcnn market Hut to lower our tariff In the Interest of tho farmers of the Dominion, for which Mr. Charlton and other advocates of reciprocity specially plead, Is quite on other matter. We had an experience In this under the tariff act of ISO I, which thousands of American farmers still re member. Until Canada Is prepared to make greater concessions than she has yet shown n willingness to do she need not hope for trade reciprocity with the United States. EPIDEMICS OP CHIME. No ono who has been nt nil faithful In reading the newspapers during the last few months can have failed to notice the unusually, largo number of crimes committed during that time and the violent publle outbreaks which they hnve engendered. No note of petty offenses Is taken In this; In fact, It Is apparent that minor Infractions of the criminal law are not so numerous as lu many other similar periods. Mur ders in which peculiarly atrocious cir cumstances figure, robberies In which lnrge sums are Involved nnd In which the perpotrutors exhibited great bold ness, assaults upon women and kid naping stand out as tho most common. With the solitary exception of kid naping there would appear on the stir face no moving cause for this epidemic of crime which has swept over tlio country. The ease with which such a large sum was extorted from Mr. Cudahy undoubtedly stimulated the perpetration of this class of crime, but the relentless search for the perpetra tots and the failure to secure rewards elsewhere Is hnvltig the effect of stop ping this now criminal Industry. Ordi narily an unusual number of murders can be accounted for by the fact that the publle mind Is Inllamed by some great Issue or event, when nerves and passions are tense and It only requires the slightest provocation for passions to break their bounds. No such condition exists at present. The couutry Is quiet; no great political or social questions divide or agitate the people. Times of great publle distress, when men are out of work, hunger and possible starvation staring men in the face, are conditions which prompt desperate men to take from those who have and appropriate It to their own use. The people of this country nre today more generally em ployed, better clothed nnd better fed than ever before lu Its history. There Is a moving cause lu this world for everything which happens. Human passions do not move ns the Idle caprice of Hit! March wind. One causo will ac count for n portion of the crimes. The commission of one starts others along the same channel of thought and to the same results. This will furnish the clue to the sequence of similar crimes accomplished by slmllnr methods, but there Is rt broader cause beyond this. Many who have watched tho current of popular thought and tho growth of cus tom and law sec the pendulum swing backward to puritanical Ideas; to the theory of government which would innku the law tho regulator of every man's habits nnd of his comings aud goings. This drift Is noticeable In the closing of places of amusement, which are of themselves harmless, on Sun day; In the designation as crimes of things which the statute books formerly failed to recognize and the branding as criminals of those who violate these laws. Tho men and women thus branded are relegated to the society of criminals aud ultimately lu many In stances develop genuine criminal In stincts. Such laws violate the tlrst principles of the correct treatment of criminals and the eradication of crime, the object of which should be to raise up those who an; not lost In crime aud to put those whose cases are hopeless beyond tho power of doing harm. Puritanical legislation Is adding to tho class which tends toward crime and from which conies the overt act which follows in the wake of tho example of others. An epidemic of crime ensues, such ns is mnnlfest In recent months, which subsides for a time when the strong arm of the law Is reached out effectively. The correct solution of the social problem Is to build up to better things those who nro raised lu the atmosphere of crime and not recruit the class from those who nro not criminals by brand ing them ns such for the committing of petty offenses, or robbing them of the opportunity for pastlmo and pleasures which are not harmfulr to seek them with those who court pleasure and recre ation In defiance of law. It Is beginning to appear that tho ex citement over the clash between ling land and Russia lu China Is another case of tempest In a teapot. The trouble all arose over the English proceeding to lay a short piece of track without first asking tho permission of Russia, though thnt country protests It has no real objection to the work being done. That so much excitement could originate from so small n cause aud talk of wur between the two great powers be hinted at. as the outcome only serves to show that the Orient Is a powder magazine. Extreme care must be taken or else mu tual Jealousies and suspicions may bo tho spark which will cause an explosion. The United States and Japan appear to be tho only ones who stand ready to turn on the hose. President McKInley's trip to tho Pa cltle coast Is to be made tho occasion of a great demonstration In western cities. The loyal people of the great region be tween tho Mississippi and the Pacific never tire of doing honor to tho nation's chief executive, and long for n chance to show him personally tho loyal sup port they accord him, notwithstanding tho misrepresentation of Rryanlto poli ticians. Land values, lu tho west at least, are Increasing and thero Is a growing ten dency to Invest lu them. The movement Is not routined to the small farmer and the stockmun who desires tho land for his own use, but capitalists are turning that way. A deal lu on foot by which a largo corporation will purchnse all the laud holdings of the Northern Pacltlu railroad and another syndicate made n bid for several million acres of Union Pacific lauds. While the holding of such large tracts by corporations may not be advantageous, the fact thnt they arc buying Is the best, evidence of the trend of public thought in regard to Investments. Right on the heels of the story thnt a syudlcnte Is dealing for control of tho Northern Pacllle lands conies a report thnt an offer has been made for 11,000.000 acres of Union Pacltlu land. These may be advertising straws, but they Indicate fairly well the Interest In the west and the dcslro of Idle money to secure profit able Investment. St. Lottls Is tho only one of the large packing centers which did not show a decrease last week In the number of hogs handled as compared with the same week last yenr, and that place was only able to hold Us own. The farmer Is not suffering any, however, as the price Is climbing up nnd the numbers go down. The docks nt Liverpool were lined with people waiting for the arrival of Andrew L'nrneiHi.. Tlu fact, that he has several million dollars which he is pro ceeding to give away was an Incentive to niiiiir of the wiitfliiM'M who desired to get In on the ground floor with their scheme. Mlireivil UuHliirfti Talent. Detroit Free Press, Tho cashier of tho Nllcs bank was evi dently a shrewd (justness man. Ho man aged to got arrested whllo Uo had money enough left to lilro a lawyer. Good Will of the Hiivnitcil. Cleveland I.euder. Tho first power to get Its soldiers out of China will stand llrst In tho goodwill of Intelligent and ItiHuentld! Chinese. That means tho United States. lletter Present 11 Nliotjtiin. Kansas City Star. Tho attention of Morocco and Turkey Is respectfully called to Peru, which has Just offered to pay an American Indemnity, al though no United States warship was lying off tho coast. The Mml In Politic. Tndlunnpolls Journal. Tho ambitious young man who seckc re nown in politics Bhould remember that Ben jamin Harrison always stood for purity In public affairs. Ho was not a demagogue. He never appealed to Ignorance or preju dice. If ho had not been tho conscientious patriot In public afl'ulrs his raro abilities would not havo brought to him tho re spect of tho civilized world and admiring regard of a state and nation. I'uoil fur Ponder tironlnif St'nrcp. Philadelphia Record. Within tho lust two months, according to War department records, 5,280 enlisted men have been secured by tho federal recruiting ofllccrs. At this rate a twelve month will have elapsed beforo tho 33,000 now troops required shall bo enrolled. Tho physical standard of the service Is high and tho men who can mcasuro up to It may easily find more useful and profitable employment than Is offered In tho army rank and flic. Will 'riikn Do Itn Ilntjf Philadelphia Press ,(rep.) Tho regular Session of tho Nebraska legislature has only a few days more of life and If two United States senators are to bo eleited to tho vacancies now exist ing It must bo dono quickly. The session opened January 1 aud as the balloting for senators began the second Tuesday after organization ovor two mouths h'avo been tpent In vnln attempts to elect. The blame of course rests with tho republicans, as they havo a majority In each brnnch of the legislature and a majority of nlno on Joint ballot. This deadlock Is of moro than ordi nary Importance, os It Involves two seats la the sanato and with two scats now va cant from Delaware It becomes highly ilc s Ira bio that there shall be nono from Ne braska unfilled. Tho republican majority In tho sonato seems ample, It Is true, but future ovents may make tho decision of Im portant questions depend upon a narrow margin. The Nebraska republicans Bhould remember this and without further warning proceed to tho election of two United States senators. That Is a part of the duty for which they were elected to the legislature. a uiii:at civm. i.kk. Ilnrnl Free Delivery nnd Good llnniU I'roKrmN TuKether. Minneapolis Times. As General Fremont Is remembered as tho "Pathfinder," so Perry Heath will be known somo day as the "Itondbullder." No mortal man has scon Mr. Heath swing a pick or flip n scraper, but lu an Indirect way Porry has given tho good roads move ment a greater boost thau it has received from any other citizen In private or ofllclal capacity. Mr. Heath has dono this by putting tho rural freo delivery Idea Into practical effect. Ho waB not tho originator of that Idea, for It has been dreamt of over slnco urban freo dollvery was first estab lished. Mr. Heath Blmply Induced the Postofllco department to try It. Results havo been 00 satisfactory that the last con gress appropriated $3,500,000 to carry on tho work beginning July 1. Moro than 4,000 routes havo been established and 3,000 car riers are now at work. Rural freo delivery has caused moro let ters to bo written and received In tho agri cultural districts, moro magazines and newspapers to bo subscribed for, moro dl rect communication with tho markets and In fact a moro Intimate relationship with society In tho broad and correct sense of the term. It Is claimed In behalf of rural freo delivery that It has enhanced tho value of lands and of crops, In that tho farmer Is enabled to avail himself of market changes to greater advantage. Rural freo dellery Improves the roads, for tho roads must bo fairly good beforo u routo will be established. If tho highway;) aro permitted to fall Into disrepair; It tho bridges become unsafe, tho scrvico Is wltl -drawn. It follows that communities whole the service has been Instituted aro disposed to keep tholr rendu In good order. Thero Is no compulsion In tho matter of froo de llvory. A community may have It or not, as It elects. Application for tho service must bo mado by written petition. This Is sent to tho congressman of the district and by him to tho PoBtofflco department. It Is referred to a special agout for Invcstlgn tlon and report. If ho makes favorable re port tho roBt Is easy. Tho service- Is put In operation and then tho routo agent sees that tho carrier Is provided with stamps, money order applications and registry re ceipts. Proper letter boxes must bo erected at tho roadside, as tho carrlors cannot be expected to deliver mall at tho door or 11 uouBo that may bo a quarter of a mile from tho road, with several red-eyed dogs lurklmj behind tho lllao bushes. Moro than S.000,000 persons aro now served by rural freo delivery and tho sys tem Is only in Its Infancy. Some day fow American farmers will be so remoto from civilization as to be deprived of this con venlenco and almost every country road will bo passable tor the bicycle and the auto mobile. wiin.v I..1M) (tiiAiuir.it) v.wai ot r. New York World: There Is n pretty stiff gimranty of peaco between Great Drltalu and Russia over tho China grab In the hon est confession of tho London Evening Star: "Wo aro powerless because of South Africa. Wo may bluster, but we cannot tight." Dttffalo Express: That traditional war which two ancient nations waged over an old wooden bucket would comparo very welt with tho Anglo-Russian embrogllo over a railroad siding. Tho European press must have lost ontlrely Its sense of humor to take such an affair seriously. Indianapolis Journal: Tho less talk of war with Russia Urltlsh newspapers mako tho better for Great Rrltaln. Great Britain has not yet finished n Mttlc war that has bcon exceedingly expensive, llcsldes, there Is no cause for war In China. War between two civilized nations Is not the way to settle disputes In the twentieth century. Baltimore News: Ominous Growls from tho Russlun Dear nnd angry suarllngs from tho British Lion nro tho only developments In tho Chlncso situation. Should a squabble over the partition of tho empire evolve u war between theso powers, it would bo n fearful penalty to pay for tho Interference of foreign nations In China even though that interference was primarily for tho rcscuo of endangered Christians. Minneapolis Journal: Not an iota of de pendence Is to bo placed upon Russian pledges and Great Britain knows that, but she Is badly handicapped by tho enormous expense of tho South African war nnd the question of tnxnblca. Yet It must bo remem bered that, after all, she Is In better condi tion to do somo big nnd protracted light- ng than she was a century ago when tho ambition of tho first Napoleon forced her to fight all Europo and run up a debt which has not yet been paid off. Baltlmoro Sun: When two such powerful, persistent and conscienceless land grabbers as Great Britain and Russia quarrel over tho possession of property which belongs to neither tho world's sympathy Is not likely to bo wasted on cither of tho disputants. There, 1b an old nnd homely adage to the effect that when "thieves fall out honest men got their dues." Unfortunately n war botweon the Lion and tho Hear over Chinese territory would furnish tho other powers with a pretext to land-grabbing on a largo scale, nnd the Chinese cmplro would prob ably fall to ploces. It must be mortifying to Englishmen, however, that they nro Im potent to meet Russia's aggrcsslvo policy in China. If they had not been so eager to make war upon tho little Doer republics in South Africa they might bo able to assert their right to a fair shoro of the stealing that is going on lu China. Boston Herald: It may bo that move ments arc going on nt Washington of which tho public is not Informed and that It Is the Intention of our State department and of tho president to mako a protest against tho Russian control of Manchuria, which tho government at St. Petersburg will con sider too serious to pass unheeded. Such a course would bo consistent with the policy to which the administration two years 030 committed itself. It would be 0 bold afllrinatlon. but then boldness Is a quality which Is Juat now needed If a check Ib to be plnced upon Russiau aggression. On tho other hand, If wo do not Intend to stay lu tho Asiatic gamo, then there Is no reason why wo should havo drawn, and no reason why we should contlnuo to hold, the Philip pine cards. Tholr uso might enable us to play a winning hnnd, but If thoy arc not to be thus used then wo should never have drawn them. Pr.llMO.AI, MOTH. Cambridge, Mass., hopes to get enough money somo day for n Longfellow monu ment. i St. Lculs no longer has cable cars. Tho trolley became, tho whole thing for local tranMt laBt Friday. Now York has decided to accept Mr. Carnegie's millions, even though this may rcqulro somo saving to erect a monument to tho donor, by and by. Thomas Jefferson once wrote to John Adams that it sometimes strengthened on argument to depart from tho rules of syn tax and drop Into tho vernacular. President Loubet of France has conferred a gold medal on Chief George C. Hale of tho Kansas City flro brigade, which gave exhibitions at .tho Paris exposition. Tho Longfellow Memoriul association of which Prof. Charles Eliot Norton Is presi dent, hopes some time, when funds suffice, to erect n monument in stono to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow In Longfellow park, Brattle street, Cambridge, Mass. George I). Cortelyou, tho president's sec retary, has entire charge of the proposed 13,100-mlle Journey of President McKlnley around tho United States. Ho makes nil the arrangements as to trains and hotels and Is bald to hnvo tho time tables at his finger.' ends. The real "original McKlnley man" Is Judge George E. Baldwin, who has Just been appuluied United States consul to Nurem berg, Germany. Judgo Baldwin has been a close friend of tho president for thirty years and in 1868 nominated Mr. McKlnley for tho first public office he ever held that of prosecuting attorney. Tho shah of Persia has Just visited with condign punishment Minister Assured- lJiiuhih, who, during his majesty's European tour last year, acted as governor of Tohoran and abused his position to plunder the peasantry, under tho pretext of collect ing taxes. Austit Is banished to Khorassan nnd condemned to a flno of 120.000. Thomas Jefforson Lloyd, an assistant door keeper of tho United States senate, though In a general way totally unlike vice Presi dent Boosevelt. yet In some mysterious way always strikes ono as resembling tho strenuous New Yorker. Visitors to tho national capital often mlstako his Identity and even Washington officials fall Into tho samo error. DKAIIllllAT ON A TIIHONH. Wlmt mi HilHnr Wniilit lln rrltu AI11I11I If Hnil III '). Cleveland Loader. Tho officials at Washington will probably conclude that tho only way to do business with tho sultan of Turkey is on strictly cash basis. Several months ago when tho battleship Kentucky pushed Its hobo into tho harbor of Smyrna the sultan was reminded that he owed something llko $100,000, which waB clnlmcd as damnges by Amorlcan mission aries whoso property had boen destroyed In Armenia. Tho sultan assumed a very friendly attitude toward the officers of tho Kentucky, nnd tho American chargo d'af ralres at Constantinople was at onco treated with great consideration. Right thero tho Americans made a mistake. They should havo abked Abdul Hamld to pay at once, but they didn't. They permitted him to rosort to the subterruge or purchasing a cruiser at an American shipyard, tho price tor which was to Include tho amount or the bill hold by Undo Sam. Than tho Ken tucky sailed away. Now It transpires that tho cruiser Is not to bo purchabrd in America, and In con sequence tho American claim will not bo paid. Thu sultan's Intentions may havo been good, but when tho German govern ment luslsted that he. must pay for armor ha bad purchased from Krupp, tno gun maker. beforo be bought an American cruiser, tbo Sick Man of tho East throw up his hands, Now It will probably bo necessary to send another warship aftor that $100,000, and when U arrives In a Turkish port It should demand cash and be satisfied with nothing else. STOIttKS Of wasiiinhto.v i.iri:. People- nml Kvrnts AVnrthr of I'nmiliiK .Vote. Glacials ot the United States treasury are liable to mako things uncomfortable for ono of tho government engravors If they can traco to Its sourco tho man who, ap parently In a spirit ot fun, placed a puzzle picture on tho 18S0 series of $10 notes. In cidentally the American caglo Is said to be In n stato or high Indignation becauso the engraver mado It look, turned upside down, llko a common evcry-dny donkey with long ears and a white noso. On the faco or the bill appears an American cnglo between tho signatures nt the bottom. There Is nothing about tho appearance ot the bird to denote that It Is different from tho same picture appearing on tho other bills, but when ono turns tho bill upsldo down tho hend ot a donkey looks up plainly. Tho treasury officials have omitted to plsco an Inscription on the bill, "Find tho Jackass." Tho absence of this has kept tho matter a government secret for name time. Although tho "Jackass bill" has been In existence for several years, It was first dis covered tho other day by n bank clerk In Chicago, who thought It was a counterfoil and reported his discovery to tho sub- treasury officials. They had been Ignorant of tho puzzle plcturo und sought Informa tion from Washington. Tho answer received was not mado public except Insofar ns tho bill waB acknowledged as genuine. The f tilt text or tho mcssago rrom Washington, it Is said, was to tho effect to keep the "Jackass" quiet and not let the public hear Its bray ing. I'rom an artistic point of view the en graver's work is excollent. It Is the per fection of puzzlo creation. Tho head nnd neck of the eagle, which has n peculiar left twist, furnished the head of tho Jack. Tho light shading nt tho base of the wing becomos a perfect eyo from tho other view point. Tho thighs of tho eagle form tho ears of tho Jack. According to tho latest ofllclal list thero arc 19,446 public functionaries ot various kinds and degrees employed exclusively In the District of Columbia In conducting tho numerous departments and bureaus ot thu redernl government, says the Washington correspondent of tho Now York Tribune. .These nro tho civilian appointees In tbo ex ecutive departments, and do not include senators and representatives and several hundred employes of the houses who vi brato between tho capital and their homes In other parts of tho country. Nor docs this aggregate Include 350 or 400 army and navy officers, actlvo and retired, who form n largo permanent colony here. Tho monthly compensation of these 19,440 civil ian omploycs nmounts to $1,633,708.81. Therefore, tho aggregate sum In salaries an nually paid out In Washington by tho gov ernment disbursing clerks reaches tho enor mous totnl of $19,628,r05."2. DeBldcs, proba bly not less than $3,000,000 additional goes to senators and congressmen and their highly paid subordinates, and perhaps $1,250,000 more to tho army nnd navy offi cials, most of whom arc ot high rank with large pay, there bolng constantly hero not less than sixty generals and admirals, nc tlvo and retired. These totalB form n grand aggregate of $23,878,505.72 annually paid out In Washington In tbo slnglo Item of salaries. Representative Mudd of Maryland haB a most engaging way of picking up odd pen nies, rolatcs tho New York World. Stand ing In tho Rlggs lobby the other day talk ing with Representative Gaines or Ten nessee, he remarked In quite an off-hand way: "Funny about Crumpackcr, ain't It?" "What's funny about Crumpncker?" asked Mr. Gnlnes. , 'Born In Valparaiso and lived there all his life1; almost; yet hero como tho Ameri can people along nnd send him to tho United Stntes congress." "Crumpacker was not born In Valpa raiso, " Mr. Gaines declared omphntlcally and somewhat Indignantly, tor he and Mr. Crumpackcr nro good rrlends. "Bet you $3 ho was," replied Mr. Mudd. "Done," sold tho Tetincssccan, and then Mr. Mudd drawled: "By tho way, thcre'b Crumpncker over there now playing bil liards; go nnd nsk him," Mr. Crumpackcr looked up from his cue long enough to explain: "Certainly I was born In Valparaiso Valparaiso, Ind." Mr. Gnlnes muttered somethlug that was not n prayer. Strango affinities In some mysterious manner develop among senators, reports tho St. Louts Globe-Democrat correspond ent. Tho scholarly 1-odgo of Massachusetts and Pitchfork Tillman of South Carolina aro grcnt friends. So strong Is tho tlo that when Tlllmnn wanted tho St. Louis World's fair bill to carry bis Charleston appropriation Lodge told htm he would stay with him to tho end, For somo tlmo after tho polished, talented Beverldgo entered tho senate ho was an odd one. He apparently found no congenial spirit. He seemed to caro to cultivate nobody, and nobody culti vated htm. It Is different now. Beverldgo has found his senatorial chum. As usual, tho caso Is a friendship or opposltcs. Tho sonator In whom tho Indiana genius has discovered comradeship Is tho now man from Utah, Kcarns. Whllo llovorldge was going through college und winning fnmo as a brilliant orator Kcarns was prospecting on a grub-stako In tho Rockies and the Sierras, Beverldgo burned tho midnight oil over dead languuges. Kcarns carried u sack nt flour, a Hitch of bacon nnd a pick Into tho wilderness. About tho tlmo that Indiana nwoko to tho Intellectual merits of Boverldge, Kcarns struck It rich In abandoned workings of an old mine. Bev erldgo Is famous, but brain-weary. Kenrns Is on easy street, a United States senator In search of a good time. Tho two senators aro to spend a vacation together. Bovcr ldgo Is going to Utah to Join Reams. They will take a wagon, baddlc-horses nnd a camping outfit and plungo Into tho marvel ous country southwest of Salt Lako City. If tho mood tor the wild lift) lasts they will go through to southorn California, from 800 to 1,000 miles. Both aro looking for ward to tbo first gcniilntt outing of their lives. Senator Piatt of Connecticut Is repre sented as having had lots ot quiet tun a raw nights ago out ot n new and Inexperi enced reporter, relates tho Washington Star. Tho senator recolved the card or tbo re porter at his hotel nnd ordered tho young mnn to bo shown to I1I3 rooms. Tbo young fellow, who had Just begun "newspaper work, nskod Senator Piatt all about his op position to the appointment of Colonel Wil liam Carey Sanger as assistant secretary of war. Senator Piatt's dignity occasionally unbends to tho humorous sldu of things, and he at puco saw a chanco for somo fun, Of course, the reporter had an Idea ho was talking to Senator Piatt of Now York. The Connecticut senator proceeded to glva tho reporter an Interview that almost took away tho breath of tho young man. Tho Interview loudly sang the praises of Sanger and pictured him as being tho only man on earth for tho position. After about ten minutes tho reporter timidly asked: "Why, haven't you changed your opinion In this matter?" Senator Piatt then explained who be was, whllo the young man sat In a stato of contusion. Wherr Weather Aliound. Chlcngo Tribune. When the mercury dropped thirty-one de grees In a blnglo hour on Monday after noon nnd caught hundreJs or people with light wraps and overcoats It simply gave a somewhat better than average example ot what may be expected ot the fickle month of March in this latitude. 'ix.:ctAi, nocroits. A Wnrulnsr utr Mnniuleil A itn I ti I In (liialrlul I iiIIm ton. fulled Btutes Investor. Thero Is a certain school of medltijs whoso lending tenet Is that llko cures Ilk. sttnllla slmlllbus rurautur. It Is to lb s school that tho Industrial trust proniultr belongs, with this difference, however -tho medical practitioner npplles his reme dies In small doses, whereas the llnniulai doctor administers bis nicdtclno In flagons Speaking generally, the troublo with the Industrial plant ot tho United States was overcapitalization; not necessarily over capitalization nt the start, but overcapital ization when measured by tho cost or dupli cation. In the wisdom or our flnanw rs tho proper remedy was to counteract thu poison by administering further polsou, but not In sugar-coated pills. To bo brief, prop erties already In 11 decadent condition havo been grouped together, and the combined capitalization watered to an almost un thinkable extent. In tho caso ot somo lined ot Industry this has, for the tlmo being, eliminated competition to a very consldei ablo extent, with tho prospect ot very greatly stimulating It In the future, or course, when a lot or competing plants have agreed to pool their Issues, resulting In a considerable portion ot them bolus closed down (thus raving a great deal or money rrom operation) especially If this Is done at a period when the business or tho country Is being dono under extraordi narily exceptional trado conditions- It might seem thnt tho remedy or tho iluan clcrs was truly efficacious. Tho rational mind will perceive, however, on brier te flection, that this is In reality ono ot thostt periodic attempts which financiers nro con stantly mnklng to lift themselves by their bootstraps, Thero has been, we will say, a partial elimination or competition, only In order that tho competition mny be greater thau over later on. Let us suppose there nro torty concerns fighting for business. New capital may perhaps hesitate to enter tho field, oven though employed on a sounder basis than Is shown In the cam of tbo existing plants, for tho reason that tho wholo forty may possibly bo run at a loss for n time In order to force tho new competitor to tho wall. Let tho now com petitor find himself arrayed against a con solidation or tho forty with an enormously increased watered capitalization, und h will tnkc heart; ho had rather fight ono competitor than forty, and ho knows that tho rombtno is so water-logged that It cannot afford to run at a loss for even th briefest period. CUIIAX SUGAR AMI TOIIACCO. Wlint SUkIiI llniipi'ii If 'Hide Indus trie Are Properly Coddled. Chlcngo Tribune. A number of the Cuban correspondents ot American papers agree In the statement that the Cubans will bo ready to do about anything the United Stutes may ask them to do, provided they can securo special priv ileges for their sugar and tobacco in Ameri can markets. Thero Is no doubt that this is tho case. The material advantages which tho Cubans would acqulro by reason of the grant to them alone of lower duties on their two great products would Inspire them with sentiments or keener and more enduring gratitude than they feel now after all the United States has dono for thorn. Last year tho United States Imported 3,700,000,000 pounds of raw sugar. Of this 052,300,000 poundB came from Cuba. The Island can do much better than that. Ten years ago It sold 1,000,000,000 pounds of BUgar to this country. It could produce under favoring circumstances moro than half tho sugar needed by Americans and if that sugar could bo sold hero at a fair prlco thero would bo continuous peace in the island. It is moro'thnn llkoly that If tho sugar Industry had not been so depressed by boot sugar competition tho last Cuban re bellion would not havo broken out when It did. Tho simplest way to keep tho peace in Cuba is to lower tho duties on Cuban sugar nnd tobacco. But that which Is slmplo Is not alwnys easy. Wero a serious effort to bo made to glvo these two Cuban products special tariff advantages the American pro ducers of cauo and beet sugnr and the American tobacco growers, north and south, would protest vigorously at once. Tho beet sugar men, who last year manufactured 171,424,000 pounds, or less than ono-twen-tleth of tho total amount ot sugar consumed In this country, would bo tho most vehement objectors. Tho probabilities aro that a proposition to lower somowhat tho dutlos on Cuban sugar and tobacco would not mcot with congressional approval, but If they wero lowered Cuba would bo prosperous and the Cubans pacific. ClIKEIIKIlli C'HAFIA Washington Star: "1 have hoard of mil lionaires who consider It a mlsfortuno to dlorlch." . , ., . "Yes, nnd tho worst of It Is that they enn't get nny sympnthy." Chlcngo Record: "It's a good Idea to koep truck of one's ancestors." "Any speclnl reason?" "Yes; then wo always know whorw to place the blnmo for all the bad qualities wo have." Philadelphia. Times: "As an iustnnco of remurknblo memory, It's snld Caesar know tho nninn of every man In his army. "That's nothing. Thero nro nctimlly pco plo who never forget nn umbrella." Phllndolphla Press: Towne That Eng- Iinil 111 Vlli it j...i.i ........ ...... .j.w.. ... Ho seems to think It proper to cnll a spado iiHiiaui-. Browne Oh, you ro wrong thero. He In variably calls It a "splde." Cleveland Plain Dealer: "I understand you captured tho employes of that last Joint you Hiniished. How did you got tho bartender?" Inquired tho Intervlnwor. "Pounded it with a lintchct," replied tho pettlcoated vengeance. Indianapolis Press: "Wo nro wonry." de clared the Chinese innndnrlnM, "of dancing to tho muHlo of the concert of Europe." "Nevertheless," it was pointed out, "that weariness will not relieve you rrom the. usual duty of tho dancers to defray tho expenses of tho Ilddllng." 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