THE OMAHA DAILY JJEE: ST 2s DAY, aLrtltCTI 17, 1001. QUAINT LORE ABOUT PATRICK BtorUs f Inland's Saint Qleaned from Legend and Tradition. MYTHS WITH A MIRTHFUL FLAVOR Olil Jilck nml Minor IUiKtir (iUon it Lively Whirl Sntmlnilln to Iltirn Ail vrn tiirr of , n CJon(. Bt. Patrick's day In tlia morning! One of tho few racial holidays tho observance or which follows the light of the sun around tho world. Coming on Sunday for tho first tlmo In tho century Increases the holiday luster of tho occasion and gives It the re ligious flavor which Is Us due. Tomes havo been written about the life of Ireland's saint nnd much controversy aroused concerning his nativity, whether a Koman or a Oreck bishop, a Catholic or nil Episcopalian. With these It Is not the pur pose of this nrtlclc to deal. Dry facts or biographers and claims of disputants are dispensed with, and tradition and legendary loro nro drawn upon to fashion a sketch or Christianity's npostle on tho Kinerald Isle. Old legends and tradition deal lightly nnd delightfully with the saint, describing to him the possession of wonderful powers, which he exercised for mankind's benefit. When n boy of 11 tho embryo missionary was captured by pirates and sold to slavery In Ireland for seven years. Hut for this lucky chance, by tho way, tho Kmerala Islo might still be unregencrnte. Tho youth was employed as n swineherd on top of a lofty mountain. Hero he was wont to mcdltato on tho urgent necessity of a little missionary entcrprlso among the then sonil barbarlans. One night, so the dory goes, hU lonely vigil was rudely Interrupted by no less u personage than tho devil himself. His Sa tanic Mnjesty had adopted the effectual dlB gulso of a hugo stone nnd attempted to frighten tho future saint by Jumping on him. The lad, however, was nothing daunted, but, extricating himself speedily, culled out In n lusty volco: "Hellas! Hellas!" At tho same moment tho orb of day saw fit to anticipate iho dawn, according to the almanac, by several hours, nnd roso glori ously upon tho rccno. This was too much for tho I'rlnco of Darkness. Ho lied In his natural shapo, while tho swineherd resumed his post and the sun discreetly sank to nbldc tho orthodox time of rising. Ntiowliiill or Tiro. On a certain cold morning St. Patrick and his followers woro on the summit of n blea:c mountain, with no apparent means of mak ing a fire. To ndd to their discomfort snow was falling heavily, nnd a howling wind hud arisen. Now was tho opportunity for tho saint. Ho ordored all handi to collect snow balls togcthot In n great heap, thcu he quietly breathed upon the frcsty mound, aim lot flames burst forth Immediately. Tho following touching poem alluding to tho above la of comparatively recent date: Ht. Patrick, ns in legends (old, rue morning ncinK vury coin, In order to iisauago tin) weather, 'ollected bits of Ico together; Then gently breathed upon the pyre. When every fragment bltucd on tire. Ah! If tho Halut had hern xo kind Ah to have left tho gift behind To HUfh a love-lorn wretch us me, Who dully struggles to bo free, I'd ho content content with part, I'd only ask to thaw the heart, Tho frozen heart of Polly Hoe. A peasant's family living near Ilelfnat lh the early part of this century were the much-envlcd possessors of St. Patrlck'3 Jawbone, - Tho relic wan supposed to have- a super natural value in determining tho guilt or Innocenca of a suspected criminal. Tho accused ono had merely to placo his hand on tho Jawhono nnd take a solemn oath. In enso ho perjured himself tho most frightful punishment followed. It was nlso of great usslstanco to women In child la bor and was a sovereign remedy for epi leptic lltn and to ward off tho evil eye, witches, fairies, etc. I'ntrlck nml the (oat. Another weird and woeful tale recounts tho adventures of Patrick's goat. This goat's nnmo was Puck and tho Irish sulnt loved him with u deep affection, which Puck returned. Ono day, after tho fashion of Mary's little iamb, Puck got lost and fell into the hands df a hungry and unscru pulous miscreant, who forthwith, regard less of tho fact that Puck belonged to n saint, carved hltu up Into savory chops and devoured h(m. When Patrick heard tho news of Puck's sad fate- ho was grieved to the heart nnd went about groaning nnd crying that ha would never sco his dear Tuck nny more Ilawcvor, he formed n plan to punish the rascal which was as Ingenious as It was successful. When Sunday catuo and all tho pcoplo were gathered together to hear him preach ho suddenly turned to n pe culiar man and cried out but tho Incident Is best told In the words of an ancient poet: This man for theft has been suspected long, Tho sulnt gaicd on him with u frownlntr brow: Then with n volco llko llonr, bold nnd Htronsr, Ho cried, "Puck, Puck, where art thou? An- swer no'V" Wonder of wonders! Yet 'tis true I tell 'ec Tho gont man'd audibly In the thief's belly This so surprised tho thief that he tried to run an ay, but was caught and brought back before tho angry prelate, who, ad dressing the cowering wretch In thunder ing tones, cried out: "Come from thy living tomb nnd end my rlef! Come hither, Puck! thy master's voice obey Ins!" Immediately tho thief, who was ns thin As herring out of season, 'gan to swell f.llfi n lilo- ilrnm. nml whnt nn nwftil din Was heard Insldo him tonguo can never fell. Ills mouth split open, right from ear to ear, And to the folks' delight, ns did appear, Out throuith that wine, extended door The pretty goat, whole as before, sprang form nnu jumpcu into ins rcuuj skin. Around his mnster.nll his antics plying, Whilo prono tho thief fell In convulsions dying. 81. Patrick turned h!m to his congregation And spoke with Joyful heart his exhorta tion "Taught by this warning, meddle not, I charge ye, With unythlng pertaining to the clergy.' HmilfililiiK (hp Simkc, Everyone knows about the most stupen dous miracle of nil the miracles of St. Patrick, tho one which at Itself was enough to mako tho saint's name Immortal, but wo don't all know how the feat was ac complished. Colgan, the antiquarian, says that tho snakes were banished from Ire land In tho following novel and Ingenious manner: St. Patrick procured an Immense drum and then walked forth over hill, dalo and valley while beating n most thunder ing tattoo. Itlght In the mliist of his ardu ous labors a holo was knocked In the top, whereupon tho snakes all stopped short on their march to the sea. In tho nick of tlmo nn nngel appeared and mended the drum. After this ttio Operation wan continued to tho end with out further accident. Every reptile wi'.s supposed to have left the Island, but the saint himself knew better. Thcro was ono snako that behaved so badly during tho grand march that St. Patrick concluded to punish him. According to the legend tho recalcitrant serpent was confined in tho gloomy depths of I.nugli Dllvccn, In the Onltcc mountains of Tlppcrary. It was understood that the prisoner should bo released from durance vile on tho follow ing Monday, when ho would bo driven out to Join his fellow-crawlers In tho briny deep. Alasl St. Patrick was so busy he forgot all about It. At least they say In Tlppcrary that on every Monday to this day the hapless snake comes' to the surface of tho lako and utters this plaint In Irish: "It'o n long Monday, Patrick!" It Is related that when tho saint lay on his deathbed he was deeply touched at tho sight of his mourning followers. He gazed on them with pitying eyes, and with his last breath It Is gravely asserted that he murmured: "Take a drop of something for my sake." Striken it Uloli Kind. "I was troubled for several years with chronic Indigestion and nervous debility," writes 1 J. Orcen of Lancaster, N. II. "No remedy helped mo until I began using Elec tric Hitters, which did mo more good than all tho medicines I over used. They have also kept my wife In excellent health for years. She says Electrlo Hitters aro Just splendid for fcnialo troubles; that thoy aro a grand tonic and tnvlgorator for weak, run down women. No other medicine can ta!to Its placo In our family." Try them. Only 50c. Satisfaction guaranteed by Kuhn & Co. ritATTi.u or tub younustriis. Little Catherine, aged 2 years, was ono day oxamlnlng her chubby hands and, turn ing to her mother, said: "Mamma, I's dot to havo some now hands; mlno aro full of holes. Little C-year-old Harry, while reading a chapter of Genesis, paused nnd asked his mother If 'pcoplo In those days used to do sums on tho ground. He had been reading tho passago which says: "And the sons or men multiplied upon tho face of the earth. to iilp Ev ery and "It was very noblo of you, Willie plead that your brother bo spared a w "I guess I know my business. E tlmo ho gets licked ho turns around licks me." Llttlo Esther had been told that babies dropped down from heaven, hence her belief that every ono had been thoro. One day sho asked her Uncle Tom If he romemhorBil nuythlng about heaven and, much to her surprise, no replied mat lie had never been there. "Why," she replied, "even Satan used to be there, but he got funny nnd was thrown out." The llttlo ono had heard the laughing comment that a visitor of tho family slept "llko a person with n clear conscience,'1 and tho remark puzzled her, relates tho Chi cago Post. , "Docs a clear conscience make us Bleep?" sho asked her mother. "Yes, dear," was the reply. "And a bad consclcnco keeps us awake?' "Well, tho person with a troubled con science Is Inclined to be restless and wake. fu.1," explained tho mother. Tho llttlo ono solemnly took this all In. and a night or so Inter was heard softly weeping in nor nttln bed. "What's the matter, dear?" asked her mother. "My conscience," walled the little one, "Whnt'a the matter with It?" asked th sympathetic mother, with ilimculty restrain ing an inclination to laugh. "It ache llko sixty," was the answer, as a llttlo hand was laid on that part of the anatomy " whero what Is known as the stomachache is usually felt. TIIISTI.IJS A.U IlAMJUtlT. van Known and Prized for its nutritive and refreshing quali ties. A drink for a I'nncc at less than a cent a cup. Sola at all jrocery ilorci oraer n nut lime. t Your Stomach b not your slave. Ifi your friend. Sa V' tt fJO"o Don't bue your Mend. Help yur friend. ui m iui 1 rt1M,1M .U I At -If . , . sturch having been turned towards sugar). V f n. When taken into the stomach It is instantly Q P&S'lO U assimilated. The process is not unlike iSP 2j snowflakes settling on n warm sponge. ursBoia uas uic ncu nuuy navor of the wheat, nnd is perfectly dellcbns. IT BUILDS BRAWN. Every package of genuine Gra nola bears a picture of the Dattle Creek Sanitarium. Ask your grocer for it. Beware of im itations. Drink Caramel Cereal and sleep well it leaves the nerves strong. Send 3c for Grauola sample to Battle Creek Sanitarium Food Co. Battle Creek, Mich. Mi An liilrrrstlim I'urnllrl nml n Vnltin hlc Deduction There f nun, Cutting down thistles no more relieves the land of thistles than does scouring the scalp cure dandruff. In each case per manent relief can only come from eradi cating permanently the cause. A germ that plows up the srnlpo In scnrchlug for tho hair root, where It saps the vitality, causes dandruff, falling hair nnd baldness. It you kill that germ you'll have no dandruff, but a luxuriant suit of hair. Newbro's Ilcrpl- cldo Is tho only hair preparation In the world that cures dandruff, falling hair and baldness by killing the germ. "Destroy the cause, you remove the effect." TABLE AND KITCHEN, j Prct leal Sucfjcst Ions S tout rood and the I icpjfatlcns of It. I Unit)- .Mriitiu, MONDAY. HKKAKFAST. Fruit. Corea.1. Crcsim, Stewed t'odflsh nnd I'ot.Uoe". Corn Ifread. Coffee. LUNCH. Slices of Cold Hnnst Duck. Currant Jelly. Nut nml Orange Salnd. Cereal Cnffcc. DINNICH. Crcnm of Turnip Soup. Itolled Steak. Stewed Onions. Corn Fritter. Spiced Heels. Lettuce. Kgg Junket. Crcnm, Coffee. TPK9DAY. HtlUAICKABT. Prunes Stewed with HmIhIiis. Fried Smelts. Creamed Potatoes. Wnflles. Mnplc Syrup. Coffee. LL'NCII. Deviled Fggs. Hot Holls. Tea. DINNER. Clear Soup. Panned Hare. Urown Sauce, nice unci Tomatoes. Cold Slaw. AVufer. Cheese. Pencil Taplocn. Whipped Crcnm. Coffee. WEDNK8DAY. UHEAKFAST. Orape Fruit. Meat Sausage. Hot Ilorscrndlsh Sauce. Potato Pancake. Coffee. LUNCH. Llttlo Oyster Pie. Celery. Fruit. Soft Gingerbread. Cocoa. DINNEH. Vegetablo Soup. Honst Heef. Yorkshfro Pudding. Mashed Potatoes. Creamed Carrots. Corn Souffle. Coffee. Cream. PIIUIT OK TIIK WISH MAX. Glowing Coinmriidntloit of the Ilnnniin .Mlnnn It Slipper)- Cnnt. "Witness, thou best nnana, thou the prldo Of Vegetablo life, beyond what e'er tho poets Imagined In tho golden age, Quick let mo strip thee of thy tufty coat. Spread thy ambrosial store nnd feast with Jove' Tho Latin nnmo of tho banana Is musa saplentum, which signifies "of the wise men." Theophrastua makes a statement concerning the fruit which served as a food for the wl8o mon of India. Most authorities are agreed that tho banana Is n nutritious food, having less water and mora nitrogenous matter than Is commonly found In fresh fruits. When rlpo It contains much sugar. It has been cultivated Id India and China from remote ages nnd Its nutratlvo properties nro well known there, where In many localities It forms the chief alimentary support of tho people. It Is considered the poor man's ideal food, for, when baked, meat may bo dispensed with. This fact will enhance their food valuo In the minds of all who disapprove of n meat diet as well as recom mend the fruit to nil who havo nn object In cconomltlng In the household expenses. They also give variety nnd change in tho class of nutritive foods. Tbo laboring men of India who subsist chlclly on tho baked plantains are said to bo remarkably strong nnd vigorous. Many of our valuablo wild fruits, for ex nmplo tho strawberry and orange, havo through process of grafting or forced seed lings, or cross-fertilizing, so changed their natural composition ns to be valuablo only for their flavor and not for tbo purpose originally Intended. Tho banana, fig and date arc true axam pies of natural unchanged fruits and aro the same simple wild fruits today ns when they formed the staple articles of food of those noted wise men of tho east. Ilnw nnd Conked. Bananas should not bo eaten raw unless you know that they aro fully ripened and thus prcdlgested. When sufficiently ripe to bo eaten raw they havo almost reached tho point of souring and the skins are quite dark. When tho skin Is simply yel low It should not bo used unless cooked nnd never given to children In that condi tion, as they cannot digest them. When tho banana Is grown, tho natives always cook them, as they consider them full of diseaso germs. It Is said ono reason why so many of our soldiers serving In Cuba and the Philippines aro sickened Is becausa they Indulge too freely In these fruits In their raw state. Somo consider that tho fruit purchased In our northern markets Is not wholesome bocnuso It Is brought hero In n green state and ripened artificially. There can be no good objection, ob both the banana and bread fruit are frequently gathered by tho natives before fully ripened and burled In covered pits mado for this purpose, and allowed to ripen In 'that way. There aro many varieties of tho plalntaln; tho truo banana Is a smnll variety of such delicate structure It will not bear trans portation, so Is nover shipped to our mar kets. This Is the truly edlblo kind thnt Is thought suitable to be eaten raw by the natives. What we know as tho banana Is tho larger variety of plalntaln, which they would not think of eating uncooked. Ono variety of the unrlpencd fruit con tains a largo percentage of starch; this Is often dried by baking In nn oven nnd then powdered Into n meat or Hour. It has a rather fragrant odor and pleasant flavor and Is considered a valuable addition to t!it Invalid's dlotary, being employed' by mak ing Into a porridge, with olther milk or water, and carefully seasoned and flavored. This meal can be procured In our markets. Wars of Conklnc tho Ilnnnnn. So many ways are given for serving the banana as a dessert, but us yet very -few methods are commonly known for prepar ing It as a substitute for meat dishes, naked bananas mako n nice breakfast dls'j and will be found, a suitable and agreeable substitute for meat, especially during Lent. naked Bananas No. 1 This method Is salt: to be the one employed In India. Take ort dlnary bananas, cut about a quarter of au Inch from each end, but do not peel them. Lay them on a baking dish without any other addition and bake fifteen minutes lit a hot oven. 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Hw. iannnns with this and take fifteen or twenty minutes In a hot oven until soft. Heat the remainder of the dressing and pour over tho bananas and servo very hot. Uannna Tonnt nakn Ihn hnnmo.i h press through a colander or vegetable' pres, I Beason with little Bait, butter, sugar and lemon Julco, Moisten slices of zwieback ln 1101 cream; rover eacn slice with a spoonful I of the bannnn nnln nnri sjpv Vit Serve for breakfast dish without meat. HBiiana troqueltos Solect very small,! very rlno bannnsl: neel and rut making tho banana look like it small rylln- imr. uip in lieaicn egg and fine bread crumbs, or If fnr ilrmcrl mnxnrnnn. and fry In hot olL same aa French fried do.' tatocs. These may bo served for n lunch eon dish In place of meat and with a fruit sauce. Ilanana Tapioca Use either tho pearl or tho finer tapioca; If tho former, soak over night, using a cupful. 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