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Only 0110 more tiny of the Fifty-sixth COllKrCHH. Do not write any bunk checks for 11 few month If yon want to save the revenue KlnmpH. Mrs. Nation ami her liateliet seem to liavo Htrnek about everything except it sympathetic clionl. This mild weather Is eiiHlly uxplnlnetl. ChleiiKo Is apitioacliliiff the hent of an other city campaign. The coffee war haa been settled, but your morning beverage will be Just as full-of grounds as ever. A decrease of $7,r00,00() In the public debt for February Is n reminder these ore not democratic times. Golden Utile Jones of Toledo has added another plank to Ills platform. Jt Is that "One term deserves another." Tho bogle of lmicrlallsui Is coming In for lis second wind with the popo oratle press, but It will be nil petered out before the second bent Is called. Sir Thomas Upton says that hs new cup challenger Is to bo nullke any yacht over before launched. It will hnve to be If It expects to get within reach of tho cup. .Minister Conger may have decided objections to becomlug n candld.ito for governor of Iowa, but bo may rely oil a warm welcome upon his return home just the same. Tho quadrennial Inauguration of the president would1 not como up to expec tations If It llil,uot bring with It tho rogular squabble for precedence In the Hue of march. Tho new star recently discovered by tho astronomers Is said to bo diminish ing In light. This Is not very different from stars In the dramatic tlrmamcnt tlint( sparkle In and out on short notice. Congressman I.acy Is being publicly quoted as saying that ho belteveo tho country Is better off when congress Is not in session. Mr. .Lncy ought to let tho people outside of. congress say that us long as he sports the title of M. 0. y the way, wuut has becomo of all theso Cuban towuslto companies that were going to make fortunes In a day for their promoters? They seem to have gone the wny of tho Klondike mining camps that eclipsed as soon as tho prospectors got through. Tho movement against hazing In col leges Is spreading. Several young men who attend the Institution at Ulalr have been arrested for- hazing n sidewalk. If all the pleasures are to bo eliminated from college life young people are liable to keep away from such Institutions. An Aftou preacher took a novel toiothod of preventing members of bis Jlork from attending a dance, lie pur chased a ticket and attended the func tion himself. If tho plan continues to work ho might solve another problem by moving his study hear the back door of tho village saloon. Tho Indiana legislature has euacted a law governing primary elections which is mandatory on tho two largest cities oC tho state and optional lu other sec tions. Tho trend of reform Is every whero 'toward direct primary nomina tions and tho abolition of tho party con ventions, ut least for local olllces. Tho reason why several Europcau powers which In tho past have not been backward In land grabblug nro now op posed to robbing Chlua of any more ter ritory Is apparent. Uussla has a grip 011 tho northern provinces which as sures to tho Hoar more tliau Irs share In ciiho (ho division of China were at tempted. If they were all in a position to get an equal division It Is apparent tho only pdwoi-H which would oppose tho partition of Chlua would bo Japan uud tho Untied States, PHE8IDEXT M'KINLUY'S VIllST TJM.U The close of President MeKlnley'B ilrst term Invites a glance at the chief events that, have marked Its progress and rendered his administration one of the most remnrkablo and memorable lu our history. Foremost among these, we think, must be placed the extraordinary llnnnclal, Industrial and commorient progress of the nation during the past four years. It has been a period of tin precedented prosperity for the American people and that republican economic and currency policies have been potent In creating these, conditions cannot be successfully disputed. First elected on tho assurance that the policy of protec tion would be fully restored and that the money of tho country would be maintained on a sound basis, Mr. Me Klnley Immediately nfter his Inaugura tion called an extra session of the Fifty-fifth congress to carry Into effect the Ilrst of these promises. The pres ent tariff law was enacted and a great stimulus given to the manufacturing In dustries, with the result that now the United States Is tho Ilrst among In dustrial nations, Its manufactures suc cessfully competing with those of other countries In the markets of the world and Its exports of domestic products ex ceeding those of any other nation. The pledge to maintain the currency on a sound basis was fnltllled by the en actment of a law establishing the gold standard, legislation for which tho president Is entitled to a large shore of tho credit. It has been remarked that theso two measures by theiuselvOH would make n very respectable showing for 1111 ad ministration In time of peace and they huvo certainly been of Immeasurable benefit to the country. President Mo Klnley did not want war with Spain, but when he saw that a conflict was Inevitable he made preparations for It with a vigor that surprised the world. Xot only did Mr. McKluley show lu this the highest order of ad ministrative ability, but he also exhib ited great Judgment and tact in direct ing our diplomacy. A writer lu one of the current magazines says: "Tho story of the United States lu the summer of 18DS Is as dramatic and as brilliant and as glorious as any that history tells. President McKluley could say moro truthfully than any other man, 'This was my work,' while, with character istic modesty, thoughtfulncss and gen erosity, he was praising and thanking other men, all of whom did not deserve to be so praised anil thanked." That war gave tho United States a larger place among the world powers and a greater Inlltience lu the affairs of na tions, whether or not to our ultimate advantage time alone can determine. Hut there con bo no doubt that Presi dent McKlnley's course and policy In dealing with tho results of tho war huvo been dictated by what bo sin cerely believed to bo for tho best In terests of tho country. The trouble in China has shown how great has become tho influence of tho United States In the council of nations. This government was tho Ilrst to an nounce a policy regarding China and It looked to the preservation of the terri torlul 'Integrity of that empire and tho maintenance of commercial and treaty rights. To this policy tho. assent of the other powers was secured and since the beginning of the trouble the advice of our government regarding Chinese af fairs has not only received respectful consideration, but becu to n large ex tent followed. The settlement with Chlua is still remote, but there is no reason to doubt that the United States will continue to exert an Important In lluenco in tho negotiations. The man agement of all our foreign relations by the McKlnley administration has been Judicious and successful, so that there Is tho highest respect for American diplomacy lu tho foreign olllces of tho old world. Thero were many four years ago who denied to William McKluley any claims to statesmanship. No fair-minded man today will do so, nor will 'any such refuse tb credit him with a patri otic purpose to promote and couscrvo the interests, the welfare und the houor of tho nation. THE MAGAZINE AND THE NEWSPAPER. One of tho editors of tho New York Independent has been trying to ascer tain to his own satisfaction whether It Is true, as frequently asserted, that the quickest way to break Into the twentieth century literary magazine Is ilrst to achieve fame or notoriety In some other Held. Does the aspiriug author have to be a celebrity and offer a manuscript on u topic particularly timely to attract the attention of the magazine editor? Is it true that the literary periodicals nro closed against unknown talent with a barrier that Is Insurmountable? To test what Is referred to ns "this nebulous hypothesis," tho following table has been compiled, covering eleven leading American monthlies for Febru ary, dividing the total of articles uud authors Into moro or less arbitrary categories: Articles: Timely 13 Non-tlmoly 106 Doubtful IS Authors: Celebrities 65 Ilecognlzed authors " 3 Others 01 Subjects: Public affairs 32 Science S Ilollglon 2 Biography 17 Art 6 Literature 0 Flctlou 51 Verso 10 Miscellaneous 28 Tho conclusion reached Is that tho celebrity and tho timely article are not yet predominant, that the tlctlon writer Is tho most sought nfter of all tho liter ary aspirants or celebrities, ami that the magazines aro not yet completely "newspnperlzed." With a sort of ex ultant exhibition of special pride, It Is pointed out that ono or tho best known monthlies has not 11 slnglo distinctively timely ortlelo In its February Issue, yet tho reluctant admission Is forced that although the magazines will still be tho tlmUrauthor's friend and do their fair share us lenders lu the literary develop ment, they will probably never go back entirely to tho old ruts, The writer quoted does not undertake to explain the origin or course of this notable change, beyond referring to It as doubtless the result of the general literary shaking up caused by our war with Spain. That unquestionably has had a great deal to do with It, but that It has operated on tho magazines through the dally and weekly news papers Is altogether self-evident. The magazine makers should be given credit for adapting newspaper features appro priate to their uses and the same also for the newspaper publishers who have not hesitated to draw on tho magazines for suggestions. The fact Is that the chasm between the dally newspaper and the monthly magazine Is no longer as wide and deep as It formerly was, and by getting nearer together they are sup plementing one another In the dissem ination of Intelligence as never before. Ct'MA.S EMHAUltASSEO. The propositions adopted by congress In regard to future relations between the United States and Cuba have caused some embarrassment to the Cuban con stitutional convention. It was a ques tion with the members, It appears, whether to rant hum the sessions or dis solve, but doubtless they will take the advice of (Seneral Wood to complete tho work of tho convention as originally outlined. Several of the delegates are reported to have declared th'at the con vention will not agree to tho plan of re' latlous proposed by congress. It Is said, however, to be the belief, In administration circles at Washing ton that the terms proposed by this government will llnally be nccepted by the Cubans, when they have had op portunity .for carefully considering them. There Is to bo no pressure to se cure their acceptance. It Is understood that Ceneral Wood has received In structions to this effect. Originally It was tho design of tho administration that the Ilrst proposition should come from Cuba, but now that the United States has taken tho Initiative there Is not tho sumo mollvo for basto that there was before. An effort, It Is pre stinied. will be made to convince tho Cubans that It Is for their Interest, that It Is necessary to their future peace and welfare, that the terms suggested by this government be granted, but this will bo very dlltioult, If not Impossible. It Is not an agreeable situation from any point of view. The probability Is that 11 majority of tho Cuban convention will reject the American proposals. What then? The president Is author ized by the amendment to the nrmy ap propriation bill "to leave tho govern ment and control of the Island of Cuba to Its people so soon as n government shall have been established In said Island under a constitution which, either us a part thtreof or In an ordinance ap pended thereto, bhull define tho future relations of the United States with Cuba" substantially as prescribed by congress. Tho rejection of tho terms by tho Cuban convention would there fore make It necessary for the president to continue the military occupation of Cuba Indefinitely. How long would the Cubans stand this? Is It not probable that they would look upon It ns a deliberate purpose to coerce them and preparo for resistance? These are the disagrceablo questions suggested by the situation and they point to tho possibility that President McKluley mny yet find It necessary to call nu extra session of congress to deal further with the Cuban problem. THE a HU1VTJI OF FARMING. During recent years we haVo become somewhat nccustomed to bear of the decay of agrlcultin-e as a pursuit. It has been a favorite theme for sociolog ical pessimists, and the conclusions they havo reached were dire Indeed as In volving tho nltlmnto downfall of our present social and political fabric be cause of tho lack of rural and excess of urban development. Now, however, comes Lo Grand Powers, chief statisti cian in charge of the agricultural sec tion of the Twelfth census, with tho statement that his department will show that there aro at least 5,700,000 plots of ground entitled to bo called farms under cultivation In tho United States, and that this Is an approximate Increase of 1,140,000 over the number returned for the Eleventh census, In making his approximation Mr. Powers has eliminated nil schedules returned which do not cover ground which can rightly bo classed under tho general head of agriculture, cutting out western ranches devoted to stock raising, and city or suburban garden patches nud the like. Some conifort can bo drawn from theso figures. It appears that despite tho mad rush to tho city, and the rapid growth of urban population with Its at tendant congestion and ihlsery, tho pur suit of agriculture has not lagged. Hero Is a showing of farms added to tho list at tho rate of 111,000 auutiully; 2,11K and a little over for each week, ana 3KJ for each day. Thero Is nothing discouraging In this. Kvcu tho most depressed of social philosophers must find a grain of solace in such growth. Pursuing tho topic, Mr. Powers gives figures that are still more Inspiring. In the nine states of the North At lantic division, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Uhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey und Pennsylvania, ho finds that while tho number of farms has increased from 480,754 In ISoO to (170,000 lu 1000, flie acreage of farm land Is substantially the same In 1000 as In 1SU0, showing no Important change lu respect to agricul ture In forty years. In the eight states of the Sou)h Atlantic dlvlslou, Dola ware, Maryland, Virginia, West Vir ginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia ami Florida ami tho District of .Columbia,) practically tho same condi tions prevail, with an Increaso lu num ber In farms from '-'18,1011 In 1850 to ubout 1)00,000 lu 1000. The cutting of tho old plantations after tho war ac counts for the largo Increase In num ber with no corresponding Increase lu acreage. Twelve northern central states, Ohio, Indiana, lllluols, Michigan, Wisconsin, Mlnnesotaj Iowa, Missouri. North Da kota, South Dakota, Nebraska and Kan sas, have naturally made tho greatest progress during the cycle tinder review. In I80O the farms lu these stales num bered 4117,51)7 and lu 1000 approximately -'.'-OO.OIX). an Increase during the decade since IStM) of about L'SO.OOO. These farms havo been carved out of the wil derness. Other sections of the United States show a marked Increase In the num ber of fnrms ami the area of land under cultivation. While the schedules of the census bureau have not yet been tabulated to the point where definite and detailed Information can be given, the figures thus afforded are valuable because of their direct answer to the charge that the rural element was disappearing from the American national life. It Is true that the urban growth of our coun try has been so rapid as to challenge tho wonder of all, aud so complex as to elicit expressions of grave apprehension from thinkers, who saw danger In tho conditions, yet It Is also true that the rural growth has been such that It might huvo engendered equal astonish' ment had It been as closely watched. We are yet very largely If not essen tially an agricultural nation. r.uiTiES y.v vmuvi'iXEs. There arc two Filipino political par ties, tho federalists and the conserva tives, both having in view the pacifica tion of the Islands and the recognition of American 'sovereignty. The federal ists, according to late advices, aro rap Idly gaining ndherents, there being no reservations In their policy respecting tho United States, while tho conserva tives seem to look forward to ultimate Independence. It Is rather noteworthy that tho former should be growing more rapidly than the latter aud If reports are trustworthy It Is doing a really good servlco In behalf of pacification. There was a conference a short time ago between General MacArthur anu leaders of the conservative party, In which the American commander gave them homo excellent counsel in .regard to the danger of excessive partisan feeling, which under existing conditions might operate to retard rather than promote tho work of pacification. It was of course to bq expected that If one political party was organized and re ceived the countenance of tho American authorities there would bo formed an other party, nor will thero come any harm from this If both nro treated with fairness and given equal opportunities to nppeal to the nations, so long ns they do nothing Inimical to the authority of this government Indeed It would seem wise to encourage them In all proper efforts to enlighten the people 'us to the real situation, assuring to the leaders of each such recognition ns mny bo Justified by their services. Thero will soon be civil government established lu tho Philippines with ample powers and theso political parties may be made, very useful lu promoting the work of such government ruuuciTi' yon ixsvhance companies. Several of the best aud strongest of our American life insurance companies aro giving tho widest possible publicity, through the advertising columns of tho press, to the annual reports of their presidents, which embody not only com prehensive exhibits of their financial condition, but also reviews of the In surance question as presented to the policy holders. This practice, we be lieve, will grow lu favor, because It af fords tho most effective way for the insurance companies to make the show ing of stublllty nud resources ,tbat com mands public confidence In their meth ods and management. As every ono knows, the modern Insur ance company is a grcut institution of trust, holding hugu sums of money or Investments for the benefit of those who may have death claims against it. No sufeguard bus yet been devised to protect the bcuellclarlcs of such trusts that will compare with publicity. Nearly every state that enforces insurance legislation requires periodical statements of assets and liabilities, generally coupled with publication, but the dispo sition manifested by certuln companies to take the public fully Into tlielr con fidence Is voluntary and beyond the re quirements of the law, aud for that very reason cannot full to produce 'ull the greater results. Tho principle of life Insurance has be como so thoroughly established that the question remains only to" what extent It will bo eventually utilized by all mem bers of society. As between the vari ous competing Insurance companies, so cieties and associations, however, tho contest Is n struggle for tho survival of the fittest and publicity Is sure to con tribute materially to tho development of the most efficient type. 1 Information comes from Washington that all tho members of President Mc Klnley's cabinet havo placed their resig nations In his hand. This Is lu pursu ance of tho established practice ' to leave the president free to make up bis official fumlly us ho sees fit for each term In tho executive olllce. With ono exception, that of the attorney geueral, tho resignations arc merely nominal nud the cabinet members will be promptly reappointed and newly commissioned as soon ns the senate can confirm them. As tho Hue of presidential succession passes from the. president nud vice president down through tho cabinet thero can bo no Interregnum In tho cab inet positions with any degree of safety to tho government Congressman Bniiey of Texas, who graduates Into tho upper house March 4, gavo his colleagues a touch of his old-tlmo tactics lu the closing day of tho session, Just ns u iftrtlug souvenir. Tho Texuu may not go down to fame as tho originator of much useful legis lation, but ho will long live in the tra ditions of tho house for the measures he hits defeated by his "l object." The defeat In congress for the Gll.t dam Is a mutter of vital Importance to tho west. While the work In question wus purely for tlx; benefit of u trlbo of Indians and of Itself having no great Importance, Its defeat Is taken to mean the denth of all schemes for storage of water and Irrigation projects lu the west. In their opposition to such measures the eastern member of con gross have been actuated by a narrow provincialism, but the effect Is Just the same as though It were based on sound economic principles. Nnrrowness on tho part of easterners mny delay the devel opment of tho west, but It cannot do feat It nud tho older section mny some day regret Its narrowness. It will probably bo a source of stir prise to democratic editors that n whole day lmspassc(l since tho army bill be came a law and President McKlnley has not Issued n proclamation declaring himself emperor. So many democratic predictions hnve failed, however, thnt the prophets will not be disturbed by one more. A reform league at Denver hns nom Inated a ticket on a platform which pledges tho candidates If elected to per form tho duties of the respective olllces without salary. The candidates would probably not think it so funny if the people should take n notion to elect them. Vice President-elect ItooBCvelt and family carried only two small valises with them when they started for tho Inauguration. Roosevelt has been on enough hunting trips to learn the folly of being loaded down with u largo amount of "dunnage." Chlim of (he Old lllnok. Philadelphia. Times. If tho Dauchtcrs of tho Hovolutlon flg'.it llko sixty among themselves, It ehoutdn t bo forgotten, thoy havo tho spirit of tho Klrls of '76. A On-SldMl AfTnlr. Kansas City Star. It Is only fulr to tho Doors to soy tint It tho groat resources of Groat Hrltaln hud been on their sldo tho war in South Africa would bnvc brcn ended long ago, and ended to stay. PuttliiK Out it lVeler. Chicago Chronicle. Tho new agreement nmong tho publishers and sellers of book3 authorizes reduction of price after a year. This Is generously In tho Interest of readers, as It usually re quires u year to determine whether r new book is worth buying or not. Sonif Anclin Outdone. 13o to 11 Trunscrlpt. Tho first nnd, presumably, ono of tho most formidable of tho twelvo ''stunts" as signed to Hercules was the slaughter of tho Neraean Hon. nut Colonel Roosevelt has already slain twelvo Hens and is ns fresh as when ho started in. Crying Over Spilled Milk. St. Paul Globe. War never pays. If the money wo have spent In tho Spanish and Philippine war3 had been dovotcd to irrigating the arid lands ot tho west, It would havo sufflccd to provldo homes for 50,000,000 people, or flvo times more than thero aro In all the Philip pines. nipe I'liuus In Slicht. Indianapolis Journal. Flvo nlco Jobs which President McKlnley will soon havo to dispense aro tho places on tho Cuban war claims commission, which will havo the adjudication ot all claims arising out of tho Spanish war, in so far as they aro duo to residents of Cuba. Each member of tho commission will draw $5,000 a year and If tho commission docs'nt over work itself It may last some time. Ilnnty Ofllce Srekcra. Philadelphia Record. On the samo day that tho reported death of Consul Ooncral Vv'lldman was officially confirmed thoro wore sevca applications filed for .appointment to fill the vacancy. Not the man-eating sharks of the sea will be so swift to do their ravening work with tho victims of shipwreck in Ran Francisco harbor as will tho hungry office seekers who swarm about tho capital at Washington lighting for tho place of the dead. American Opportunities. Chicago Tribune. Thoro aro both encouragement and in spiration tor the young men of tho country in tho career of George B. Harris, who on Wednesday was elected president ot the Chicago, Burlington & Qulncy Railroad company. Mr. Harris became a railroad roan in 1S6G, Just thlrty-llvo years ago. He had no particular "pull" or influenco behind him and was content to begin as an ofllco boy. Ho worked his way up from tho bottom of tho pay roll to the top, filling in succession a dozen or moro posi tions of constantly increasing responsibility. Starting at tho age of 17, ho finds himself at tho ago of D2 at the head of a railroad system controlling more than 8,000 miles ot track. His career is a fresh proof, If one were needed, ot tho fact that hard work, ability and concentration of effort wcro nover so suro to reap an ndequato reward as thoy are at tho present time. IMPORTANT TJ2I,I:PII0NB DECISION. A Jadlclnl Fntl Taken Oat of the Hell Company. Chicago Post. Of distinct Importanco to the telephone Interests of tho country was tho decision of Judgo Brown in the United States circuit court of Boston last Wednesday. Competing companies hold that tho court's ruling sets asido tho American Bell Telephone com pany's claim to a monopoly of patent rights on telephono transmitters' and opens tho way to a much wider field of competition in this Important line than has been practica ble heretofore. , It seems to be clear that the Bell company will carry tho case to the supremo court and It the decision Just rendered Is sus tained new Impetus will bo given to vast Interests which have grown up all over the country independent ot the Bull corporation. Should tho supreme court, however, rulo in favor ot the Bell, It would, so attorneys de clare, give this company and Its successors tho absolute monopoly ot all forms of tele phone transmitters now In commercial use, and thus would put the Bell company In completo control ot tho lolephono business ot tho United States as it is now conducted. It is believed that the decision of Judgo Brown, following that ot Judge Carpenter of tho circuit court, will glvo decided im pulse to new tolephone enterprises, and it Is reasonably certain there will be even more development of tho telephono Indus try In the Immediate future than In the past. Tho Bell company still controls a great many patents upon telephone ap paratus, but If it loses the right to consider tho transmitter its peculiar and exclusive property It Is not believed the present domi nating Interest In this field will be a cause of apprehension on tho part of tho Inde pendent telephone concerns. In a large measure this decision al.io af fects tho public. The telephone has become a necessity of modern business life and Is fast taking Its place as something more than a luxury In the home, If tho courts declare its salient features public properly and thus lessen the opportunity to make It a monopoly, Its price will be reduced and Its usefulness will be greatly extended. Further proceedings In the case under con. sldcratton, therefore, will be watched with lively Interest not only by tho telephone companies, but by tbe public at large, i 1II,ASTS 1'ltO.U HASPS HOIt.V. Fortuno falls him who fears. Kxpedlency Is seldom expedient. Indulging self Is Inviting sorrow. Ho who will not obey cannot be free. The true Instructor learns more than ho teaches. It Is vain urging God to force sinner. Into a frozen church. God always goes before us and makes way for lis to meet our trials. He who prays In pride robs prayer of its wings for his own adorning. It ndds nothing to the piety of the parrot when It Icarus to say prayers. If every bridal moon saw the bridling of tho tonguo happier homes would bo ttio result. Greatness Is not so much In ability to plan masterpieces as In persistency In pur suing them. SnCl'I.AIt SHOTS AT Till! JM I.PIT. Chicago Chronicle: Lyman Abbott, .1 pro fessional Christian, says that the barbarian .dog has 110 right in the manger whero tho Anglo-Saxon ox wants to feed. It Is this sort of Christianity that hns mndo so largo a portion of tho Christian world Infidel. Chlcngo News:. Cardinal Vaughan In his pastoral deplores tho strong antl-Cathollo oath King Udward will be compelled to tnkc at his coronation. Tho language of the oath In this respect is archaic nnd mediae val, hut ns tho king business Itself is also ot that character there is at least a har mony between tho wo. Indianapolis Journal: Tho falling off of the attendance upon tho leading theological somlnarlcs in tho country has caused somo discussion ot lato with n view ot ascertain ing tho cause One of tho causes Is that nil of tho leading theological schools havo raised tho standard ot ndmlsnlon and have so changed the course of study thnt men ot inferior ability cannot kcop up with tho classes. Last year Yalo dismissed four students against whoso moral nnd religious characters no objection could be raised, simply hecauso they lacked tho Intellectual ability to inako them successful In tho min istry, yet tho four men wcro graduates from colleges. Boston Transcript: Most persons will ngrco with Hcv. Dr. Lorlmer that it Is not wicked to bo wealthy, but tlmo was when the weight of opinion was qulto to the con trary. Somo of us can remember when the "nccdlo" mentioned In tho scripture was bollovcd to bo a cambric needle, with an eyo so llttlo ns to mako It Imposslblo for oven a baby cnmcl to squeczo through It, or even to get its noBo Into it. But In proc ess of time, as wealth accumulated among tho church-goers, It was discovered that tho nccdlo wns only tho namo of tho entrance to a camel told, and that It was n matter of difficulty perhaps for the camel to get through it, but got through It ho could and did. Now York livening Post: Presbyterian creed revision Is now assured, though Its prcclso form is still In controversy. One section of tho committeo appointed to ro port on tho matter to tho next general as scmbly desires to amend some of tho ob- Jectlonablo articles of the Westminster eon fesslon, whlto tho other members profor to add to tho old symbol a kind ot "declaratory statement." Tho latter is, wo bcllovc, tho plan followed In ono of tho Presbyterian denominations ot Scotland. It amounts, of course, to asserting thnt the creed, or at least that part ot it which Is a stono of stumbling, Is to be taken in a non-natural sense. But thp main thing is to devise a way of relieving troubled consciences. The church docs not wnnt to go on losing min isters who revolt at a hard-and-fast, sub scription; neither docB It wish to appear to abandon any part of tbe faith once deliv ered, to the saints. In reality, the discus sion which has already boon had has cleared tho air. It has made It generally understood that no clergyman Is bound by tho Ipslsslma verba of tho Westminster confession. So tho exact stylo ot the com promise finally to be adopted does not greatly matter. rrcilSOXAI. AM) OTIIE3HWI9RI. Tho man behind tho bar in Kansas leads a pre-carrlc-ous cxfstcncc. Harvard students gavo modern education another boost by uprooting the town pump. Tho story of a Chicago .man convicted ot stealing water comes from a town which cultivates tho thirst that makes Mllwaukeo famous. Tho Dopartmcnt of Agrlculturo shows a decided preference for natural butter by issuing a dainty brochuro on tho character istics ot tho goat. Tho Irish Joan of Arc is in tho United Stntcs and tho Mexican Joan is in Europe. Thus is tho equilibrium of tho planet pro- served to a nicety. Miss Gettaman of Oak Grove, Mo., suc ceeded at last. Tho wonder Is thnt a girl with such an Inviting namo did not get a man until she was 27. A serious reduction in tbe vlslblo supply of "boneless turkey" may bo looked for. A rabbltry containing 280 hares was burned In Missouri recently. A Chicago woman with a largo voice de cries war and declares she will not raise children for the cannon's mouth. Perhaps slio might bo persuaded to raise a tow for the commissary dopartmcnt. A long-suffering and patient public will hall with Joy tho movement ot Btreat car magnates to prohibit conductors wearing onions on their breath. Patrons ot trolley rattleboxcs securo an abundance of common scents In tho interim, without going against hot air vegetables. Women of a Long Island town havo given up tho task of managing municipal af fairs, becauso the men kopt aloof while they tollod. The dear ones were, new at tho business. They had not acquired the masculine talent ot 'drawing tho largest possible salary for the least amount of work. Yes, Indeed! We have something to tall: price a worthless article is "no idle boast when we say "NO CLOTHING PITS LIKE OUKS." and besides tho lit no clothing ours. Our spring line of coats and they are without exception furnishings to go with the suits hats of every conceivable shape Browning, R. S. WILCOX, Manager. Omaha's Kxclttslvc Clothcrs fur Men and Hoys. DO.MKSTIC Pl.HASAVnilKS. Boston Transcript: He Carrie, do you know you nro the tlrst womnn I over loved She 80 tfieit that Ix what accounts for your greennes? Hut to think that 1 thouid run n kindergarten pnurtshlp school: Chicago Post: "Was It a real courtship" ' "Decidedly so. The threat of court pro ceedings was whut llnally landed him." llnrper's lta7.nr; "Von may recall tiH sir. ns tho man who eloped with your daughter about a year ago." "Writ, sir. what can I do for you?' "I muy bo a little bit tardy, but I hu como to offer you my congratulatlonx,' Brooklyn t.lfo: Mrs. nenham Not one woman In n thousand marries tho man site witnts. Ileiilmm She don't want to marry tht man she wants; die wants to marry the mnu sumo other woman wants. Philadelphia Pross; llenpcrk My wife objects to every blessed thing I suggest. Brown You otlaht to got a divorce then. llenprck I did think 'of thnt, but she objected to that, too. . Cleveland Plain Dealer: "I will give you my daughter," said tho aged millionaire, "on one condition.'' "Namo III" cried the delighted youth. "That you support her." And tho youth wont away exceedingly sorrowful. Detroit Vreo Tress: Tho Old Man-Yoiir lovo for my daughter seems to havo grown very fnst since you found out 1 wnt worth so much money. The Young Man (admiringly) No faiter, sir, than the subject warranted. Town Topics: Thny had been at masquerado, whero she had recognized him tit once. "Was It tho loud beating of my heart, my dnrllmr. that told you I was hero? ' murmured ho. "Oh, no," sho replied. "I recognized you by tho slzo of your foot." Chicago ltecord: "Do you believe minority rulo can bo successful?'1 "Of course. Vor example, if tho father and mother like you and tho plrl doesn't, thero you tiro: but If tho girl likes you and the father and mothor don't, there they are." THIJ PI.ACI3 I OXCH OALI.K1) IIOMI2. Robert Mackay in Success. As tho low and lingering shadows steal Hoftly to tho night. I tread with silent footsteps toward a, wel- como parlor light; A light that Hoetns far brighter than the stars In heaven's dome, The light that lights tho parlor of tho place ( onco called home. I long to swing tho portal that's been closed to mo for years; Lo, tho window's dim nnd frosty; 110, no, It Is my tcarHl For 1 see, In loving silence, tho family sitting there. And mother knitting absently beside on empty chair. In n gcntlo retrospection, I chase tho tears away. And luro to fading memory .that sunny summer day When 1 Murtud out, light-hearted, with blessings nud advico, To those distant ilelds of Fortune, with Fato to cast tho dire. I remember I was picturing myself, ns off I went. Well that somehow I was destined to bo the president, And how mother rudely shattered that castlo In the ulr, As Hho cobbed, "Whatever happens, I'll keep your empty chair." A scoro of years havo flitted to tho limbos of tho past; I Rtnnd with courage vanished, whero nil wand'rers stand at last. At tho threshold of thn homestead, there, with a long-drawn sigh, Praying for a word of counsel on tho way that sinners die; Pleading Just for food and shelter, and a 'mother's lovlntr kiss. And a father's grip of friendship, for a bono that's gone amiss Pleading from a heart that's welling in a urease o erniieu wuu simo. For Lovo to shed its luster on the shadow ot a life. Shall I cntor?- Can I enter? With failure 111 my duck. And vainly try to turn the hands of Life's old tlmerjloco back To tho happy days of childhood, to boy- hood's maglu spell With the linnets In tho orchard, watching winmaiiH as iney ion; With llttlo brother Willie, riding every day 10 scnooi Down tho daisy-dotted meadow, astride our lop-oared mule; With nil tho other children romping in our wlldtlme play. With Hie llttlo bed to go to when daylight Btoio away : I know they'd gladly greet me, if I'd only Just walk In, Ana surprlso thum with my presence Alas, I enn't beirln To muster up tho grit I had, for nil my couraae went With thn vision of tho future when I'd bo president. But Oh, mother! mother!! mother!!! do como anu open mo ooor, Hold out your nruiH to take me to tho nanny days or yore. Help lay aside tho burden of my trouble nnd my naln That my bent and sunken shouldtra can never bear again! When tho sun marks noon of lifetime, when onco tho morning's done, And from dawn wo turn reluctant to face tho eettlnc sun. Wo grow moro worldly, somehow, for our henrts turn cnllouB-IIke, And don't seem much to notice, then, tho stumps along ino piko; And, onco tho Journey's started, might as well trudge on ahead So I'll keep ever moving and not bring to nro tno aeau, Nor the hopes that peaceful slumber, nor break tho mvstlc air Of tho memories bright that linger nround tno empty cnair. 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