THE OMAHA .DAILY BEE: sriSDAT. JATABT 27, 1001. in AMUSEMENTS. Whllo tho Inst week has not been fraught 1th an abundance of theutrlcal amuse munts It ban been by no means tho least interesting ono of tho season. There wcro but two new plays offered for the con eldoratton of local patrons of the drama, "Madatno Ilutterfly" and '"Naughty An thony." Thcflo brought us a welcome return of ttvans, who has mado his namo a house hold word In connection wlthJtoey. nnd Miss Iiergere, whoso stylo Is as rofrcshlnK as the star's. It Is too bad Ihey did not get the patronngo they so easily merited. During tho last half of tho week Frank Kecnau, who Is making an earnest on diavor to All Sol Smith Itussell's place upon tho stage, during what Is sincerely hoprd to bo but tho latter's temporary retirement, Jicct'eded In creditably portraying ono of Mr. Itussell's best characters. Mr. Kcennn has a voice that could bo easily taken for Mr. Itussell's and ho has Btudlcd the lat ter's make-up ami mannerisms until ho Is nblo to copy them with a high degreo of accuracy, but people havo seen Itussell hlm Belf In his original creation of tho character of "Noah Valo" and do not caro to ucccpt a substitute. At tho vaudovlllo theaters tho entertain ment ottered was of a high quality for this class of amusement and tho patronngo during tho week was exceptionally liberal, Speaking of Sol Smith HufscH's retire ment, T. N. O'Xoll, who Is munnglng Mr. Kcenan's tour, which Is being made under tho direction of Mr. l'rcd Ilergcr. Mr. Itussell's brothcr-ln-lnw, said: "Just now Mr. Hussoll Is enjoying a iuupIi needed rest nnd, not withstanding all tho Btorlcs of his weakness of mind, will bo on tho road ngnln next season. Kred Herger, Ills man ager, Is looking after the Interests of his own stock company In Washington and Mr. Itussell Is with hint. As Is tho caBo with all stock companies, rehearsals aro held every duy and many of them aro personally directed by Mr. Itussell. Ills break down two years ago was caused by overwork, Imply a collap.se of thn nervous system. It will, of course, tako tlmo for him to fully recover, but tbero Is not tho slightest truth In thn rumor that his mind is per manently affected. Mr. Herger Is having a new play written for him nnd ho will ntnrt on a tour next fall. Tho now pleco Is to havo twenty-six speaking parts anil a sumptuous production. Anyone acquainted with Mr. Itussell and his plays knows that In none of them aro there moro than eight or ten speaking parts and the magni tude of tho proposed production can ha loncolvod somewhat by this statement." ' Valeria Hcrgcrc, tho charming Httlo woman who appeared In tho title rolo of N'Modamo Iltjtterlly" hero last week, Is an actress in whom David Ilclasco thinks ho has another Mrs. Leslie Carter and it is said that he Is writing a play in which she Is to star next season. In Bpcnklng of how sho camo to Join Mr. Ilelasco's forces Miss Iiorgere said: "Shortly after I commenced to act I made a personal application to Mr. Ilclasco for an engagement and, while ho was very nlcn to me, ho exhibited a little surprise nt an actress of so littlo standing in thn thcatrlcnl world as myself applying to him for n position and told mo to make application nnothor time, after I had had moro experience. Not discouraged, I ac cepted an engagement with a Btock com pany In Philadelphia. I remained thero for some tlmo, playing a number of varied roles, which, proved to bo nn cxcollent pchool for mo. Lnst season I accepted a, position as leading lady with tho Dear born Stock company of Chicago and after Its closo I concluded to try Mr. Ilclasco ngaln. This tlmo I wns successful. I told him I should llko to try tho part of Mme. Ilutterfly, knowing that ho was going to put It on tho road this year. Ha declined to promlso that I should havo this part nnd seemed to doubt my ability to do It, but said ho would lot mo ro hearBo it. I will hardly forgot tho first rohenrsol, at which Mr. Uclasco was pres ent. Ho sat nlono- In tho parquot and watched every movo made upon tho stngo. Of courso I had no way of knowing whethor my work was Impressing him or not until Just before tho death sccno, which, as you know, Is tho most dlfllcult to handlo of nny In tho piece. At this Juncturo I am compelled to turn my back to tho front of tho stago for an Instant, and you can lm nglno my feelings when upon turning around I Baw Mr. Ilclasco deliberately get up nnd leave tho thentcr. That Instant I lost all Interest In my work, for I felt that It was nil over; that Mr. liolnsco had stood It as long as posslbla and left tho theater rather than seo mo butcher tho last nnd most Important sccno of his pretty play. I felt thnt my summer's study and hard work had been for naught, and I was upon tho point of collapse when tho stngo man nger saw that something wns wrong nnd nnnounced that tho rehearsal of 'Butterfly' would terminate, for tho tlmo nt least, and thnt wo should return In tho afternoon for a, rehearsal of 'Naughty Anthony.' I went homo heart sick; I could cat noth- GERMS IN YOUR THROAT are the direct cause of all LUNQ TROUBLES. The first symp toms may bo a blight tickling scmatlon, and then a cough nnd nsthogormsinul- upiy inoy oTou tualty nnd their way intsi tlm limtm mm Con. sumption results. DR. 0E0. 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AT Alt DRUGGISTS or direct fromThoDr. Uoo.T,olnuifrnr Chemical Co., Chicago. lioollrt iniillrd IW r imtnlnlnc the tVSO.OO Ctib 1'rlio ronai.Ucbj.Jis UUdle. Bold nnd recommended by bhcrman & McConnull Drug Co., llcutou-McUtuii Drug Co., Merrltt-Qraham Drug Co., 11. U. Ura ham, Ohas. II. Solmefer, Max lleoht. Ilnns coni I'nrk l'harmacy, Qladlsh rharuiacy, King I'hurmncy, Peyton l'harmacy, Gv.o. 8. Davts, Council Ilturts. In,, M. A. Dillon's Drug Store, South Omaha. 155k lug for my lunch but a little bread and milk and started Immediately for tho thea ter, expecting to hear my fate. On my arrival I found Mr. Delasco there. ..o chatted for a moment upon topics of the day, when ho suddenly stopped In tho mid dle of a sentence nnd snld: 'Say, I think you nre going to be great as Ilutterfly.' Well, here wns another surprise. I could have embraced him on tho spot, but, In stend, I asked for nn explanation of hi.i stinn&e nctlons nnd was Informed that while my back wns to him his secretary camo to Inform him that ho wns wanted at once In tho box otllcc of the thenter, and that this was tho cause of his sudden de parture. After that he personally con ducted many of tho rchenrsals nnd, as you seo I am playing Ilutterfly. I consider Mr. Ilclasco one of the greatest dratuntlsU and stngc mamgers In tho world today and to rehearse nnd appear under his direc tions Is tho best schooling any nctrcss can get." Tho theatrical event of tho year In Omaha will bo tho engagement of Sarah Hcrnhardt and Constant Coquelln, supported by their Parisian company of players. Uoth Hern hardt and Coquelln have delighted Amer ican thenter-goers In past years and al ways under nusplccs that wcro artistic to n superlative degree, but the peculiar Interest nf tho present tour lies In their association, n union In which there Is Indeed strength of historic Importance in theatrical annals. Mr. Maurice (Iran, under whose manage ment they are now touring America, feels qulto Justly that In this engagement lies ono of tho most notable achievements of his long and successful managerial career. Cer tainly expense hns not been considered and from every point of view tho plays of thn striking rcpertolro aro presented on n moat lavish scale. In this city, where tho en gagement Is for Tuesday evening, Kobrunry li, they will present "I.a Tosca," which was written by Snrdou especially for Mme. Ilcrnhnrdt. Tho local management Is do servlng of tho wnnncst appreciation of tho public for having secured so notnhlo and su perior nn nttractlon for this city nnd its efTort to provide for Omnha people this opportunity of seeing theso two Btars to gether. "Thero hns been a wonderful chango In nil tlio western cities slnco I last visited them some twelve or fourteen years ago and especially noticeable Is tho chango In Omnha," snid Charles li. Kvans, tho come dian, In tho courso of n conversation with tho writer during his engagement hero lnst week. "You know I havo not been on tho road for so long that tho'west and Its cities havo grown almost beyond my comprehen sion. On my first visit to Omaha back In tho '70s thero wcro but few business houses hero nnd tho city wns merely a vil lage. I always mako It n point to look up old landmarks when I vUlt cities whore I played whon Hilly Hoey and I wore out to gether. Monday afternoon I stnrtcd out to hunt up Iloyd's first opera house, which used to bo located about a block from tho I'axton hotel. I found tho hotel, but could not find tho opera house, and on Inquiry I learned that It had long slnco burned down Then I thought I would look up tho old Acadomy of Music, whore In '78 Hill Ifooy nnd I nppcared In 'Tho Book Agent,' which wns afterwards rewritten by tho Into Charles Hoyt and christened 'A Parlor Match.' I knew that It was near tbo Mil lard hotel and aa I sauntered down tho north eldo of Douglas street I saw a build ing upon tho opposite sldo of tho street that looked familiar, but It did not bear tho namo of tho ono I wns looking for. I was sure, however, that It was the place and know that tho namo must havo been changed. I went ncross tho Btrect nnd seeing a man In tho box office bought a ticket and went up to havo n look at tho placo which twenty-two years ago was tho pride of Omaha, being nt that tlmo your best theater. Tho sccno that met my gaze whon I entered stunned mo for nn Instant, but It did not tnko mo much longer to mako my escape." Frances Koppler, tho little Council Illuffs girl who mado her dobut upon tho local stago two years bko nnd who lina slnco rlson to a placo of prominence upon wie vauucviuo stage, is now touring tho Kioth circuit in tho cast. Sho Is winning praise from public and press nllko, somo of tho Intter oven going so far ns to place hor at tho head of America's child artists. After finishing her eastern tour sho will rest for a tlmo before going on tho road with a sumptuous production of "A Mid summer Night's Dream," which Is to bo put on tho road next season by a promi nent enstern managor and In which she has been engaged to play tho part of Puck. .John Scott, tho genial and good-natured young man who has had chargo of tho box offlco nt Iloyd's thenter for tho last two seasons, has been elevated to tho position of assistant manager, a well-deserved pro motion. While Mr. Scott will continuo to pnss out tho little ndmlssion pasteboards at tho window ho will in tho absonco of Mr. Ilurgess have full chargo of tho theater, which at such times beforo has been theoretically without n manager. Mr. Scott has been associated with Mr. Ilurgess ever slnco tho latter camo to Omaha somo nine years ago. Ills first po sition was that of a balcony usher In tho old Farnam street theater. Ho has a host of friends nmong the theatergoing public, all of whom will doubtless bo glad to learn of his promotion. Co in tiii; Kvonta. "Tho Olrl from Maxim's," a French fnrco comedy, will bo nt Iloyd's theater tonight. Thero Is but one company playing it, nnd that Is tbo ono which produced It In Gotham. It will bring to Omnha all tho orlglnnl ac cessories and tho snmo elaborato production given tho piny in New York. Tho cast is headed by Miss Hnttle Williams, who has, In the rolo of tho frisky girl from Mnxlm's, met with considerable success. Miss Wil liams' creation of tho wicked nnd frolicsome but fascinating music hall favnrlto Is snld to be a delightful and artistic characteriza tion. With her In tho enst aro Thomas Hums, remembered for Jils clover comedy creation In "Wilkinson's Widows;" Joseph Alien and Unto Ten Kyck, the latter the original Nannie In "Tho Little Minister." The pleco will bo repeated Monday and Tuesday nights. Sousa, with his concert band, Is coming to Uoyd's theater again next Wednesday for two concerts, matlnco and night, n feature of which will bo the Introduction Into his progrnm of his new march, "Hall to tho Spirit of Liberty," composed especially for tho dedication of tho Lafayette monument Inst Fourth of July In Paris. Sousa's con cert tour of Europo last year was a succes sion of financial and artistic triumphs. Tho bnnd was entertained In every city visited nnd Sousa was tho recipient of many soclnl and otllclnl honors. Critical comments on tho work of Sousa's band wero equally as cordial and the press of the continent tcomed with praise of It, written by tho finest musical critics In tho world. Tho soloists who will appear with tho band In Omaha aro Hlancho Duflleld, soprano; Her tha llucklln, vlollnlsto; Arthur Pryor, trom bone, Herbert L. Clarko and Wnlter It. Hog. ers, cornet; Frank Helle, lluegelhorn, and Slmoue Martlu, ouphone. Al O, Field's minstrels will appear In two performances next Saturday nt Uoyd'fe theater, afternoon and evening. Recent events havo been largely drawn upon to furnish features for the entertainment. Iti tho tlrst part a spectacular stage setting represents tho Paris exposition. Tho min strels' arrive and thero Is n mllltnry pageant. Tho remainder of the first part gives every member of tho company nu opportunity to tnke part In the fun-making. Tho olio Includes Pnscatcl, tho aerial con tortionist, In performances on the trapeze; Arthur Itlgby, In n monologue nnd the "Fete at Mecca," or the gymnastic exercises of tho Orient, In which tho Mamelukes, brought to this country by Mr. Field, will mnko their appearance for the first" time. Williams nnd Walker and their own com pany, which will furnish tho week's amuso ment nt tho Orphcum, ns usual, this season havo n new nnd original musical farce comedy In which, It Is said, many now nnd novel features aro Introduced. Tho namo of tho company comedy Is "Sons of Hnm" and wns written to show tho peculiar style of these colored artists. These two come dians stand alone in their stylo of work nnd It Is unnecessary to go Into details about them, as their reputation Is world-wide. Many now and novel specialties nro promised. Among tho roll of names a few might bo mentioned, ns fol lows: Heese Brothers nnd Fred Douglass, In n now net; Freeman Sisters, singers and acrobatic dancers; Oeorge Cntlln, tho col ored Chinese Impersonator; tho (loldcn Gato quartet, Sutton, Coatcs, Wlnfred & Coates, comedians, dancers and singers; Lottlo Thompson, character nrtUt, Jesse Shlpp, tho creative comedian; Ada Overton, lyric nrtlst, nnd Williams and Walker, "The Two Heal Coons," In an entirely new spcclnlty. A spectnculnr cakowolk toilet with electri cal effects will bo Introduced as well as n chorus of thirty beautiful colored girls with trained voices. Fifty people, nil told, aro carried by this company nnd nil special scenery. The production Is under the direc tion of Hurtlg & Scamon, which Is n sure guaranty of Its being up-to-dato In every particular. Tho "Miss New York Jr." company, which will bo the ruling nttractlon at Ml nco's Trocndero this week, commencing with tho matlnco today, Is considered one of tho strongest and best of tho light ex travaganza organizations before the public. It Is ono of tlioso shows thnt pleases and Is sure to catch on with theater goers everywhere. It hnB been n hit In nil east ern cities and could not bo otherwise, ns the program Is different from the usual run of this class of attractions, and thoroughly up to tho mlnuto from beginning to finale. Tho opening burlcsquo Is In ono net de pleting tho cxperlcnco of two country merchants In n New York City department store. Amusing scenes nnd Incidents follow each other In rapid auccesslon, while tho songs Introduced nro amongst tho latest. Tho olio Includes Farnum nnd Nelson, com edy acrobats; Hilton Bros., East Sldo Jug glers; Clifford nnd Burke, tho Twentieth century pair; Hill nnd Mills, singing nnd dancing comediennes; the Seyons, Irish comedy duo, nnd Emmn Kraus, tho Ameri can nlghtlrgalc. Tho closing burlcsquo "Cleopatra's Visit to Coney Island," Is sup rosed to represent ridiculous scenes In this world-famous seaside resort. I'lnyn nml I'liiyrra. Joseph Jefferson writes to deny a rumor thnt ho Is to retire from tho stage. OIku Nethersole Is snld to bo devoting her leisure moments to writing n novel. Thnt Wllllnm Gillette will net Hamlet In London Is one of the Idiotic stago rumors of the tiny. It is declared that Julia Arthur 'will mako her retirement permanent and never ngnln net In public. Julia Mnrlowo has secured stago rights in another novel, "The Iledcmptlotf of David Carson." Francis Wilson, It Is rumored, is tho llnanclal sourco of Lulu Qlaser'a rlso to stellar distinction. Hlancho Dates will bo stnrTed by David Helnsco In Paul M. Potter's dramatization of "Under Two Flags." "Sarnh Hearthburn nnd Monsieur Cook Clenn" Is tho nqwest burlesque which hns been introduced in tho enat. Tho will of tho late Sir Arthur Sullivan, probated in London on Jnnunry 17, shows his estato to be worth $27.C3r. Isabel Irving Is tho nctress engaged for tho roln of Lady .Tosclyn Leigh In tho play mndo from "To Havo and To Hold." Iludynnl Kipling Is writing his llrst piny. It Is n stngo version of his "Junglo Hook" nnd will bo produced In London enrly In tho spring, Ada Ilehan's receipts during her first week In "Sweet Nell of Old Drury" nt the Knickerbocker theater nro suld to hnvo exceeded $11,000. Joseph Jefferson paid $55,000 recently for resldenco ttroporty In Chicago, which ho says ho will occupy during his futuro en gagements In the Windy City. Mme. Kmmn Nevnda, the famous Ameri can soprano, has been engnged to sing In tho Hoynl Dutch opera, nt tho tlmo of the marriage of tho young queen of Hol lnnd. "Lovers' Lane" Is the tltlo of a now comedy by Clydo Fitch thnt Is to bo ncted In New orlc In the near future. Nanette Comstock, seen hero last season to charm ing advantage with Otis Skinner In "Tho Llar.V Is to havo tho leading rolo. Notwithstanding the depression of tho theatrical business In New York City Mary Mnnnerlng has nluyed to remarkable at tendance nt Wallnck's theater during tho last six weeks nnd sho will begin tho snventh week of her run In "Jnnlco Mere dith" nt this playhouse tomorrow night. Clyde Fitch continues to bo well to the fore In theatricals. In nddltlon to placing threo new plays In "Captain Jinks of tho Horso Murines," "Tho Climbers" nnd "Lovers' Lnni'." ho has Sold to Sadlo Martlnot a comedy called "Tho Marriage Game." said to bo nn adaptation of Augler'H "Tho Mnrrlngo of Olympo." William II. Crnno will tomorrow night enter upon tho Inst week of his successful engagement In "David Hnrum" nt tho Ourrlck theater, New York, When Mr. Crane closes his engagement nt tho Qnr rlck ho will begin a tour with . "David Hnrum" which ho thinks will last for two years. DurlnK the engagement of Maude Adams In "L'Alglon" at tho Knickerbocker theater. Now York, tho author of tho play, Edmoml Itostand, received, It is said, tho largest check over paid to an author In this coun try. It was his royalty on $47,000, tho receipts of tho two largest weeks of the engagement. MUSIC. The musicians of Omnha arc surely a sin gular combination of cross-purposes and plans gangin' agley. Three concerts last Thursday night nt three different churches! What a task for n critic. When such a thing occurs ngnln It Is to bo hoped that the concert-givers will arrange to havo a long dlstaucc telephonic connection placed In tho critic's studio with threo distinct ear tubes, so that each concert mny bo heard alternately. It was Impossible for mo to attend all threo concerts, of courso, nnd Inasmuch as Rev. Newton SInnn's con cert nt Unity church wns nnnounced llrst nnd I had promised to attend that ono I wna obliged to omit Mr. Shaw's concert at tho St. Mary's Avenuo Congregational church, and was also obliged to miss tho opportu nity of hearing a free organ recital at Kountze Memorial church. I hato to mls3 such nn opportunity because most musical peoplo In Omnha know how eagerly I pur sue such a form of entertainment, and then I did dislike to mlsa tbo concert given at St. Mary's Avenuo Congregational church by Mr. Clement D. Shaw. What was tho mat ter? Why did not Mr. Keck glvo a concert nt Hnnscnm Park Methodist church? I wns nonplussed at recclvlug tickets to this con cert nnd hastened to nsk Mr. Keck If ho had "yumped his yob" at St. Mary's. Mr. Keck merely said: "No, they aro going to have somo good music there tonight." (With an accent on tho good.) However, I havo learned from my enterprising newspaper friends what u "story" Id, nnd how to get It, and eo I proceeded on the Wlcklzer sys tem, so well known to most news huntors and used exclusively by Mr. Sherlock Holmes, From a member of tho choir I' learned that Mr. Shaw and his Hanscom Pari; com- Bowel Troubles: Caused by over-work! Over-eating! Over-drlnklng! No part of the human body receives more 111 treatment than the bowels. Load after load Is Imposed until the intestines become clogged, refuse to act, worn out. Then you must assist nature. Do it, and see how easily you will be cured by CASCARETS Candy Cathartic. 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So matter n hut. nil ynu, tnrt Inking- I'AHCAItr'.Trt todnr, for yon will , ntf r crt ivrll ami bo well nil thr time until j-oii put your hownli rluht. lake our udvlcel .tart win, (MSCAKKT9 loduy, under on abtoluta cnarantee to cure or money refunded, pany of singers nml plnyera hail heen In vited to give tho concert by a member of tho church, nnd thnt Mr. Shaw accepted and did the deed without saying ono word to Mr. Keck, who furnishes the church with a very good nrtlclo of music, and who should havo heen seen ns a matter of pro fessional courtesy, Just as tho organists of this city never fall to apprise each other of nn Invitation to play a wedding march In the other's church. Professional ethics In Omaha nre not nt a very high point of development. Thero Is no hnrm In ono's giving n concert wherever ho wishes, without tho nld or consent of nny nation on earth, or any person, who Is "only n musician." Hut thero Is a littlo rule which for altruistic excellence has never been equalled, nnd thnt Is tho motto which attracts tho attention of all tlioso who congregate nt Unity church, for It Is blazoned forth In letters of gold on tho chancol nrch nnd reads: "Do unto others ns you would that othors should do unto you." This rule works well. It works boih wnys. It blesses him who acts upon It. It Is worth considering. Wo all nocd sym pathywo beings called musicians. Wo mny as well begin at homo and become sym pathetic offo to tho other. It will do us nil good. Tho new century Is beginning and It Is yet tlmo to think! Now theso threo concerts last Thursday night Interfered with each othor there can bo no doubt. And tho musicians wore not, I feel sure, plotting ngalnst each other. I3ut "ovll Is wrought from wnnt of thought," says tho poet, and ho ought to know, nnd so the conditions which mndo laymen feel Inclined to say, "I told you so," when they snw announcements of three musicians of reputo holding forth at threo different plnces were merely tho result of a littlo thoughtlessness, which might hnve been avoided had ench of tho concert promoters looked out for the other nnd avoided simul taneous dates. This thoughtlessness, however, Is what makes tho world consider musicians a war ring tribe, and Interests genealogists In proving thnt nuslclans nro descendants of Ishmacl, concerning whom It was predicted "And ho will bo a wild man; his band will be against every man, and every man's hand agalnBt him." Perhaps It might not he a bad Idea for us to adopt rather tho sentiment expressed by nn ancient writer as follows: "They helped every ono his neighbor; nnd ovory ono Bald to his brother, Ho of good courogo. So the carpenter encouraged tho goldsmith, and ho that smoothoth with tho hammor, him that smoto tho anvil, saying, It Is ready for the soldering, and ho fastened It with nails, that It uhould not bo moved." This use of tho "hammer," smoothing down with It, would bo very much better than tho prosont use of tho Instrument, as described by tho vulgar element In tho torse phrase, "He has his hammor out." Let us all "smooth down" with the hammer! The most distressing condition with which tho teacher of music, Instrumental or vocal, Is confronted, 1b probably that which wo describe as lack of spontanolty. How often havo wo soen what might have proved a most onjoyablo exposition of a song, or Instrumental solo, marred by that fearful word self-consciousness. Truly tho words of nn ancient writer might be echoed by those who sing nnd play In public. "Oh! wretched man that I tun, who shall dollvcr me from this body of death." When wo see n man with eyes bursting from their sockets, cheeks puffed out, body In a tense condition, struggling to attain a tono which ho thinks Is difficult to reach, we feel a sympathy for him oven though realizing that tho effort Is unnecessary. The same fooling on our part Is Induced by tho unfortunnto stato of tho prima donna who, with upraised shoulders, contracted chest nnd sqvcnzod waist, attempts to glvo forth to n waiting world thnt wonderful nnd nll-pervadlng sourco of power which wo call Voice Immnglno tho feeling of tho dear old Saint Chrysostom ns ho looked upon tho modern concert performance! Surely ho would chango his lnnguago which ho once so beautifully uttered, whon ho Bald, "Tho truo Sheklnnh Is Man." How truo nro tho words of Carlylo when wo comparo what man might be, with what ho Is. "Alas, poor devil! spectres aro appointed to haunt him; ono ngo he Is hag-ridden, bewitched; the noxt priest-ridden, befooled; In our ago bedeviled, and now tho genius of mechan ics smothers him worso than any nightmare would, 'till tho soul Is nigh choked out of him, and only n kind of dlgcstlvo mechanic llfo remains." As a matter of fact, and as I havo often stated beforo In this column, wo nro all In clined very strongly to bo anything hut our selves. If wo could once get out of this Idea music would loso Its apparent dllll cultlcs of execution and tho study thereof would become n Joyous pastlmo Instead of a bore, whllo our powers of expression would fit and fashion us for further conquests In stead of making us mlsorablo with fear and dread lest pcrohance wo may "break down." Ilut wo are not ourselves, Whon chil dren wo want to strut around In mother's gown, or father's coat, or grandpa's spec tacles; we make a kitchen chair Into ft est for the Bowels PnlW BEST FOR BOWELS AND LIVER. ill 0MATINEES1 "( Sunday . I Wednesday . B 1 ft u . jl a m mi mm One Week lANIIARV 97 Commencing Sunday Matinee UHI1UHH I I THE PIONEERS OF ALL COLORED ORGANIZATIONS WILLIAMS & WALKER "THE TWO REAL COONS" and their own big company of 50-PE0PLE-50 Presenting their latest and newest success Sons of Produced with a carload of beautiful scenery and mechanical effects. Tho most costly and colossal pro duction over given by a colored organization. Direction of Hurfig & Seaman. PRICES-Evenlng, IOc, 25c, 50c. Matinees, Wed nesday, IOc and 25c; Saturday and Sunday, IOc and uoc, lew ironi rows reserved, ouc. RrtV TI'Q Woodward ,t Ilurgess, J2J X U 3 Miinngors. Telopliono 191 0 THURSDAY, JAMJAIIV KIM, OM3 MtillT OM.Y. Mr. Edmond Palmer Trill lvt li lecture u inter (lie lumpier cif the TenuhcrN' Lecture Ilureuu, on LIQUID AIR. Will nlmi (live experiment with Iliiulil ulr irvrrill icnltou nre lined. Ailnilaalnn 50c for reserved nenta. Heats now on Male at lioi oUlee. NOW OPEN Robinson & Loch's School of Physical Culture. 1310 HAJINEY STREET, Old men made young again! gilded coach and a rocker Into a Pullman sleeping car. When we grow older v?o march all tho other fellows of tho neighborhood up and down tho street to tho tuno of "Yankee Doodle," furnished by a band whoso Instru mentation consists of a pleco of tissue paper, a comb, a rolled-up pleco of card board, a drum and an empty dinner pall. Later on wo grow Into this stylo of ac tion, until our nature Is actually all affec tation, puro nnd slmplo. Wo scarcoly talk naturally to ourselves. Wo vlo with our neighbors In seeing how very unllko our selves wo can bo. Wo go to comic operas and pay our good money to seo how very unllko tholr real selves other people can bo, nnd wo como homo nnd nro delighted with tho successful attempts of tho stago peoplo at becoming "somebody else." So nothing will do hut thnt wo must try that. 'If wo and ourfrlcnds havo any dramatic talent, wo "get up" prlvato theatricals. If wo havo musical talont, wo "get up" n comic opera, and If wo havo neither wo "get up" n fancy dress ball. Tho only time wo aro really natural Is at tho seaside, In bathing suit attired, nnd oven then our very naturalness Is un natural. It Is therefore tho results of a llfo of being something nnd somebody olbo that tho singer has to strugglo against when he steps out in front of an nudlonco and at tempts to sing, Ilut, did ho havo tho real secret of how to do It, could ho but send tho mcssago straight from the soul, ho would ovorcomo tho strain, and the stress, and tho strcnu ousness. Tho telegraph polo docs not swny and bend nnd strain nnd pull and twist whllo tho message Is going from one end of tho country to tho other. It Is n passive agent. It keeps its placo. What Is man, after all, but a telegraph polo? Carlylo likens him to a "forked radish." , . , , , . (Continued on Twenty-third Page.) Vu bring a surgeon. vender's Weekly." "I hT tona 14 ilnr t tlm urtthnat " f th hotrrlt. Chrome oonitlp. lion for Mtcnycr pn( mo n, ihlt Mrrlbl condition! I did r-rtllilni 1 honl rf hoi nf tr found an j mllef nnUl 1 boenntnliif CXSCAUKT8. 1 now hrn from on to thnu pAti i4j, nd If 1 wu rich I would kit IKUm for reh mnr mtnti ll uiacha rllr." A tlx ml litrrrr, ISO HnMefl BU, DctrolUUIth. bar ru ns . chap car Th cc OVAKATJTEKDTO CURTii rive year nc Ihe flrt lioi .f CAH CiAKKTN waaftold. Now It la over l million bozca n year, rrrnler Ihnn nny Imllar ntrdlelae In tbe world. Thla la abanlute al oof or trrat merit, anil eur beat teallmonlnl. IV r have faith, and will aell OASt'A ft EM absolutely runrnnteeil lo rnre or money refunded. IJo buy today, two ftOc limn, irlTe theai u fair, banrat trlnl, n per aluinle direct lona. uuil If von nre lint anllaflcd after ualaar one OOe box. return tho nnuaed Slip box nml (lie empty box to tia by mall, or the drunlat frnaa whom you pnrehaaeU It, wad set your money back for both boxea, Tuka our ndvlee no matter what alia von atnrt todav. Health will nnleUlv IaIImw mnA wnn ulll 11... ofCAMCA 1CET". llookfreeby mull. Addl AMUSHMH.vrs. EMEeI s ORBIQHTON QMATINEESn " Sunday -f I Wednesday , I w .llir,riv V RnVITQ Woodward Sc Burgess, BWl U i3 Mgrs. Tel. 1919. One Night Oiiiy. Tuesday Eve, Feb. 5th. Fnrowoll nnd only npriorranco of I I -and- I Coquelin undor tho direction of MR. MAURICE GRAU Presenting Sardou'a Mnstorpioco, LA TOSCA La Tosca M'me Sarah Bernhardt Scaipia--M. Coquelin. Sale of sonts will boffin on Thursday, Jan. 31st, at 9 a. ra., at box ofllco. 1'rlces-Jl.W to $1.00. General admission J2.00; gallery. J1.00. Hoxch, J1C.00 nnd $30.00. Positively no freo list. .Hull (intern must lie nccompnnleil by clicult or cunli. A warm baby of Greater New York, oo;. Miaco's Trocadero Matinee Today IOc and 20c. "miss saw vomc, ,ih. Tho Ideal li'irlesiiucrs, presenting the two latest laughing hits "Till: SI inilll Cl.l ll" anil "CI.KOPAT IIA'S VISIT TO CO.M3V ISI,.M." With pretty girls that will bewitch. Music that will en chant t'oHtumcs nnd scenery that will dazzle. Sl'I'KKIOIl VAI'InVII.MS Farnum and Nelson World's Comedy Acrobats, Hilton Brothers Tho Kastsldo Jugglers. AlATINI'J; pRicns 10 AND 20 CTS SM0KF: IP YOU I.IKn. Clifford and Burke Tho 20th Century Pair. Hiil and Mills Blnglng nnd Dancing Comediennes, Ths Seyons Irish Comedy Duo NIGHT PRICES IOC, 20C AND JOC SMOhT: IF V0U I.IKI!. Emma Kraus American Nightingale. Matlnco. 2:15; ovenlnir. 8. IS. Tnlanlinnn 2259 for your Heats. 2 big shows every day. I ItIPAN'9 TAHUKK8 Is nn effectual r-ur I 'or w wnicji originate in a bad rtora- I ftCh. 10 for 5c. At ali drueclst. tfam HMMbkVbM in i mn v.ran wnrnrinrrit . . ii 10c. 25c 50c. NEVER SOLD IN BULK. DRUGGISTS Ik. Wna. HmI ... IV.. 1 rtllUlil nlilll cu., li. Ik RHVn'Q Woodwnrd & IJurgess, D W I U O Managers. Tel, 1919. TIIKKK NIGHTS T'vTVTT UTT' COMMENCING 1 LJINlVjrri 1 fiiist timis iinui:. MUCH HAS llI3i:X IlllAItll ()!' IT. ROARS A SPRGIITI.Y AFFAIR "jVlcto York Herald. A Whirlwind of Fun The Roaring Farce Success THE GIRL l FROM I" MAXIM'S "The Olrl From Maxim's" Is tho wildest provoker of hilarity that him startled theater-goers hero this many u day. Don't Bay a word, don't rend n word nbout her, nut Just go and laugh your head off nt hor mad pranks. So says the lloston Herald. Presented with tlir liljr nnt nml (ho comiilctn Criterion Tlirntcr, New York, production. ROYD'C Woodwnrd A HurgMS, w I U O Mnnagers, Tel. 1919. Wednesday Matinee and Night. JANUARY 30TH Direct from European Triumphs. SOUSA AND HIS BAND. "The March King" John Phillip Sousa CONDUCTOR. BLANCHE DUFFIELD, Soprana BERTHA BUCKLIN, Violinist The Now Sousa March "Hail to the Spirit of Liberty1' nveninjr Prices 25c, 75c, $1,00. Matinee Price 25c, 50c, 75c, $1.00 Special sr.vriAV jmtixi AMI IJV 10, AM) MONDAY KVI3., FI3II. a AMI -I. ARIZONA J The Correct Use J of the Voice la Important to nil upriikrrn nml i allium. A tonn wlioan iirnilim- tlou U nn effort la wrouir. It enn bo raallj- nvolilril, A 4 MR. KFI I Y f"ttJou "peclalty of int M-LLI the permnnent removal X j W "i voica aeiocis, I Htudlo-nesldence Davldge block. IBM f r arnam. tj '6 Farnam