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Two friends in criKinJcncies.
The Doctor and
ILER5
PURE MALT
WHISKEY
Purity
uIkivo
suspicion.
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WILLOW5PniNGS v
DISTILLERY,
Swansdown,,,,
Prepared Cake Flour
Makes Delicious Angel
Food nnil otlnr Cakes.
If you lllm delicious
cnki, wrltii uh thu
NAME OF A
LEADING GROCER
anil wo will send you. FHKH. our
B hook. "CAKH SHCUHTS." now ru-
clpes nnil Ideas In eaku making; will
unable you to survo hoiiio very attrac
tlvu nnil delicious dainties In your
homo. Address
IGLEHEART BROS.
F.v a.vsvm.i.i: - - i.vniAw.
Department C.
METZ BROS. BEER
HAS MADE
A BIG HIT
'PJT i'vf:.
DON'T BE
SO THIN.
FREE REMEDY.
Many Indies nnil gentlemen who cannot
complain of any hind of sickness iiro nb
normally thin nnil cnnnol llml any medical
treatment which will correct this condition.
Dr. Whitney's Norvo nnil Klesh Hulldur Ih
not uloni! intended for those who lira sick,
hut also for thoso who appear well nnil
hi'iirty, hut cannot acqulro sulllclent Hush to
round out tin; form. In dyspepsia. IndlgcH
tlon, all Htoniach troubles, debility mid
norvoiiH dlscasci) no remedy Is ho prompt
and powerful. In order to duinonstrnto the
wonderful tnurlts of Dr. Whitney's Nurvu
and Flesh Hulldor uvcry person who will
address thu 0. (). Jones Co., Klnilra, N. Y.,
will receive a law trial package In plain
Hoaloil wrapper sbsolutuly free.
Merry Christinas.
Louis Slavln, proprietor of the Oinalm
Plating Co., takes this opportunity of ex
tending to his many customers n "kindly
Christmas greeting." Ho fully appreciates
Hie liberal patronage of the past and earn
estly solicits a ciiutliitinncu of the same.
Tho Omaha Plating Company has had a
very satisfactory business during Its three
years' existence, and Is here to stay. For
the hcnellt of Omaha people who are nut
conversant with thu methods of electro plat
ing, an Invitation Is tendered to Inspect
tho shop mid lts work. Mr. Slavln has had
twenty years' experience In this line, and
has been connected with some of the lead
lug plating companies in the eastern cities.
He Is known as an expert In the art of
electric plating. There nru at least 1200
people In Omaha and surrounding country,
who have been patrons of (he Omaha Plat
ing Company within the past few months,
that can testify concerning Mr. Slaviu's
ability as a mechanic mid the genuineness
of tho work ho turns out. Cold, silver,
nickel, copper ami brass plating are most
In demand, however, he Is equally as clever
at cxydlzlug and lacquering.
If you have any articles that you niv
about to discard, that are in nerd of being
replated, bring them to the Omaha Plating
Company. Dee llulldlng, and a trial will
convince you that electro plating Is eco
nomical. No Big Words
no high Hounding claims tin tulsruprc
HentatiouH are needed to keep you for a
customer niter you liave once had a case
nf our lllue Hlbboii at your house.
THIS ILLTSTHATRD BEE
Stories About Notables
Two Jolly brokers, having finished their
day's work, were discussing tho latest news
as they rode homeward on tho "L," reports
tho Ncv York Press. Tho car, as usual,
was pael ed. Thero were big men and little
men. One big man In particular mado his
presence felt, because ho occupied not only
his own seat, but projected u little over
tho partition arms designed to separata ono
passenger from another. "! boo tho czar
Is having a close call," ono broker ro- '
marked, reading the dispatches from 1.1
vadla. "Ho won't bo missed," replied tho 1
othur. liaising his voice ho added: "I '
don't go much on czars, anyway. Thuy arc i
too dictatorial. Wo had nmplo experience
of one and were lucky to retire him to
private life. He Is a very decent fellow
now." Claming lu the direction of tho big
man, who was halt hid behind his pap'jr, I
detected a hioad grin on thu moon-faco of
Thomas II. Heed, former speaker and czar.
The broker noticed It also and with a wink
at his companion arose and left the c.'.r.
Jecember i!3, 11)00.
1M
Tho merit of thu goods Is a sufficient
advertisement. You can't help telling your
neighbors of ItH exquisite flavor, its
Mpuiklliiir appearance anil Its health giving
properties.
Telephone I -(III.
Omana Brewing Association.
i
Why not?
The best Is none
too good for the
homo trade. Only best hops and finest bar
ley used In this celebrated brew. As a
hoverngo, ton.e or appetizer it Is unsur
passed. Try a caso and bo convinced
Order from your dealer or
MliTZ BROS. MEWING CO.
Telephone III), OMAHA.
CQCr by mum mall, full ilrcrlntlv
rnuL ctiiuUtsol MiiimIv'm lin-iii'iii-.w)
Tn llitl Hl'HI l III III
j)reM mill liniment tinning.
JVtHU U 1111.. llltJl'UllU4IK'll
tirniiiti.il nf t.iif-nt!fic iMriurnt cut
ting (i to taught m clival ami pro
Kictxivrly lli.il any lady of ordinary
' ihlilligeiiccriueaiilyaml quid.
lyir.irn iucummiiu.ii.cany gar
itirnt in nnv ttvlr. to any meat
Wo fur I .ii ill en. Children.
VJiMi'il nnil lloyn. Oarmtnti
Vuarantcid o fit perfectly ware
our lr'l"g ' A Know If due 01 me
Moody Syttrin liworth a fortune to ny
l.idy. Tliouaiuli'f ewrt drrmaVrr
oho thrlr mrfrtolhe Moody S)irm,
Agent wanted. MOODY At CO.,
I'.O.Ilox SilOO, ClnolBB(l,0.
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fcpRemingtonl
i ISfffiw Paris Expositions :
L4ASm 1878 Gotd Medal
iRjlfifiKf 1H89 Gold Modal
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A SI! IT A 111,1) (ill! I VIM AS til FT
Green River Whiskey
AT ALL riUST-Cl.ASS IIAHS.
"I crossed tho Atlantic last summer,"
said .M. II. Small of Iloston to a New York
Tribune man, "with a couple of fellow coun
trymen who can see nothing good savo that
It bo American. 1 suppose you know tho
type; they are foreer Instituting com
parisons. If you show them some peculi
arly beautiful view, building, work of nrt
or anything else In Kurope they will
straightway say: 'Hut you ought to see
such and such a thing In America.'
They're really an awful bore, but you nro
Inclined to forgive them, for on occasions
they are very funny, although usually unin
tentionally so. The two I traveled with I
made everyone cross with their eternal '
twaddle about the wonders of America and
I for one was heartily glad when I saw
thulr backs after our arrival at Southamp
ton. Two days later I was taking In St.
Paul's cathedral, when I saw them enter.
Wondering vhat they would compare St.
Paul's wilh lu America or II nil to say about
It I fell in behind them within listening
distance. After a moment or two of gazing
ai'oiiud one turned to the other with,
'Humph, It ilniMU't strike me as so much.
Why, It wouldn't take Niagara Kails two
minutes to till It!' and with no further com
ment they paHcd out."
Ono of the foreign ministers at Wash
ington witnessed a little exhibition of
American Independence and spirit thu other
day which caused much merriment lu his
household and served to amuse his col
li agues. A painter was summoned to the
hruse to do Home work and on his arrival
at the front door he was sent by tho foot
ira l to the lower entrance.
"Me go lo the basement door!" exclaimed
the son of liberty; "not on your life!"
"Hut," explained the servant, endeavor
ing to he conciliatory, "his excellency Is
entertaining al breakfast; you might dis
turb him.''
"I ain't a-goln' to disturb him," replied
the painter, "but If I havo to go In by tho
basement door I ain't a-goln' to do any
paint ing, see!"
Hearing the discussion the minister came
Into the hall. "What Is It, my man?" ho
a sli i d. kindly.
"I ain't your man, an' I nln't anyono's
iiiiiii but Mrs. Smith's, that's my wife, an'
I won't go lu by the basement door, ns this
gentleman says I must . That's tho whole.
If I go Into the basement door I don't do
any palullug, see!"
"Certainly not; certainly not, sir," said
the minister much amused; "como right
in here and make yourself quite nt home.
Have a cigar, won't you?" tendering his
cigar case, "have anything, only get to
work with the painting."
The son of liberty strutted victoriously
In. and lu recounting his triumph that
evening iinneunced to his cronies with real
admiration :
"That 'dip's' all right, all right; ho
knows a man when he sees him."
Mr. Ilrynn's running inato Is tolling a
story which may illustrate the Indisposition
of the populace to take the democratic
party seriously lu Hie late campaign. Or
It may only be an ebullition of the sense
of humor, which Is keen In the Hon.
illal K.
Mr Steveneon says he was filling nn as
signment at a certain place which ho does
not name The local chairman had pro
nounced upon him the llncst Introduction
he had ever been given. The praises wero
so many and so warmly expressed that Mr.
Stevenson says he felt himself growing
warm. Hut Just as i'iu chairman was nbout
to conclude he hesltnted, turned to tho
nominee fi r vice president In nn embar
rassed way and with a loud whisper asked
"What Is your full mine?"
Another of Mr. Stevenson's experiences
occurred In southern Illinois. When tho
candidate advanced to the front of tho plat
form nnil began to talk he soon discovered
that a bevy of young women In high spirits
had seated themselves Just In front of him,
Mr. Stevenson endeavored to get the atten
tion of his audience nnd to Impress tho
dangors of Imperialism, militarism and so
on. hut the girls giggled and carried on
as If the foundations of tho republic were
not being sapped. Mr. Stevenson labored
and was beginning to wondor what ho would
do. when a local leader of tho party who
wns sitting on tho platform aroso, stopped
forward nnd said nppeallngly: "Onls, won't
you keep still nnd glvo tho old man a
chance?" Mr. Stovensnn soys he turned
to tho local leader In his most grateful
manner and aald: "I thank you, sir."
trJtSliivc from filtky Sterto, gfcjjf
All thrifty people emigrate .fiVB
Tor on tKc coast of Scrnl)15mSouij
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tho game Identical shoo otiiers ask ."i,00 and
Ifi.OO for. In dealing with us you buy
direct from tho factory at factory prices -that's
tho reason.
REGENT SHOE CO.
205 South 15th.
OMAHA.
Write fur Illtlxf rnteil CiitnliiKiie free.
sou liavn nltriHn
llll nu. Kiwi it
Hpwmi II)- usintf u
llcioua
u'.ih .'u'olilotti.'tll v Hiillleil on tlie back of tho
I
hand, nnil on washing afterward it was dls
covered that thu hair wuh completuly
moveil. We limned thu new illhcovery SIO
DKNK. II W atmolutely ImriiileHH, hut works
sum results. Apply for a few inlmiie l ami
the hair illHappears astf by nuiuiu. It Can
not Fall. If Hid crowth be llulit. one uppll
cation will remove It. the heavy growth,
sucii as the beard or growth on mules, may
require two or mom applications, and with
out slightest injury or unpleasant feeling
when applli il or overafterwanl. Moilenn su
perheiles electrolysis, t'seil by people of re
finement, anil recommended by all who havo
tested its merits.
Modem' sen t by mall, in safety mailing
cases (securely sealed), on receipt of tl llll
per buttle. Semi money by letter With your
full mid runs written plainly. Postage
stamps taken. Local and geni agents wanted
MODKNK M A N I ' P A (T t J K I N (i t'O., Uept. M,
niiclnuatl, O. Kvery bottle guarantued. Wo
oiler ifl.uuo for falluro or Hlightusl Injury,
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giim. WHetH, tlm t.renth. lintlwi"rcVlnii"
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5e ut nil druKgUta, or hj- mull.
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"HAVE ROOT PRINT IT"
n. t. imioot
WANTED ,Kellajlo women or mon
" 4 1,l,u to sell our goods to the
r'ZHfli !l cmmunltlos from l.ono to JOV
000 population ; permanent employment at
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j printer
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OMAHA
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Try Green River
The Whlakey Without u llcmliiclie.
REFORE gUYING
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
CALL AT THE
OMAHA TRUNK FACTORY
AND INSPECT AN EXTRAORDINARY
LINE OF
Trunks, Bureau Trunks, Horn
Back Alligator Bags, Leather
Toilet Cases, Fine Suit Cases.
.lust tho things for t'liiisttim-) uifts.