TII15 OMAHA DAILY BUB: MOXDAY, AT'(iTTST 27, 1900. SPECIAL JffTJCK Aikfrtliemtnt for these rolumni will hr Inltni until 1U in. for the evrnltiK edition null njitll H ftd p. in. for inortilrtK nml rdtnilny pilllliin. Rotes, I l-2o it Miiril first Insertion, 1p it mini llierpuflrr. Nothlnu taken for less limn iir.e for tlir II ml liurr 1lon These nil vertlscnieiita mini lie run conKccntlvrly. Advertiser, ) rriinestlnc n n tim bered chock, enn linvr minivers nil Irpsspd to it numbered letter In rnrp of The lire, Answers nn addressed villi lip delivered on presentation of the check only. wMvrnn-sm atiox. YOt'NO MAN desires place to work for hoard while attending school. Boyle's college. Tel. mi. A M509 30' WANTED, position In saloon where run leurn work of bartender. Olaf J. Johnson, 8001 Ersklne. A-63I-27' POSITION wanted hv flisl-p'ass meat rut- tor In some good mnrket ; At reference iurnimou: will romp and prove .inuuy Addrees Kd II. Fletchet. Sownrd, Neb. A-.fCi 27 YOIINO man of 22 desires work In whole sale or manufacturing ostu'llhmont. S 4, Beo, A 3S3-25 WANTED. In trnile Fmcim .i nhiiui for room ami hoard. F. Rose. IJrbriMkn 1'yrM Co., 15th and Harney. V. M7V5 2 VAM'ni)-j;.u,i5 help, WANTED, wn linvn Htriinv work for a few good hustlers of good habits and appear ance. L7. I' . Adams Co., wuo Jiowaru si. II 376 BARBER trade taught thoroughly In short time; catalogue and pari lemurs free Address Western Barbers' Institute. Omaha, Neb. B WANTED, labours, fenmstprs, roek men and surface men. Ne!.. Wu.. nnd Iowa free fare; highest wages; ship dally. Western II. It. Labor Agency, mu h. ntn U-578 AN INTELLIGENT voting man to tnko a shorthand scholarship in nest scnooi ami pay for It when course I rompleted nnd position Hccurru. Address i. uee. m B oi9 WANTED. 10 young men to learn telcg rnphy. W. T. Skclton, Sallnn. Him, D-M3I1 A27" COAT.MAKER wanted nt once. Henry Knsselbaum, Went Point, Neb. n-.M.wi GET a free cutaloguo of the Nebraska Setiool or M.igr.otlsm anil uii-npniii., 1515-17 Chicago street, Omaha, Neb. ; griid. nates employed. H-M)1 i',WTUn. a iirnctlral. all-round lry coods salesman: nermaiient tiimltlnn to tin, r i f 1 1 1 iKiriv iiiiimI he ii huHtler: oliiers need apply; Hlate age. married or slHRle, experlenre. nalary ami iiiko refer- cnrrn; iiihm.v im-i riniii u ii iiu.--,iiim- L PaVlen, York, Neb. H-.Mr.2l JT PO YOP want Job traveling unlary rertaln' AiiHwer, Triumph Co., D.iIIhm. Tex. II.Mr,72 F1HU Inmirance Holleltors. all or patt time liberal terms. S IS. Ilee H -M1S 2S A cood experleneed baker wanted at nnee City bakery. AkIiI.iuiI. Neb.; good wages it - .MINI i VANTKH, a good Monographer and lionlt- heoper nv a lumnor company iming mii nn In I he wewlerii nurl of Nebraska mnui ! ii mil ti not nniler 21. IboroilKlllV rnmneionl nnd not afraid to do any kind of work there In In do; Hillary from -a to 7n nor month, must be llrjtt-rl.ix.i man Write S lit, rare of Omaha Hep. r.r rail at uellone lioiei TitPxiiay. Aug. -js, Wo have Uemlngton Typewriter ,Nn. . It -M7n iT7 n'AVTun iwiv ii In 1 1 1 1 11 or lfi vm. old Apply Neb. I iron in Factory, KI17 I'bleagu 11 .M(&.i 'V WANTHI). men to learn barber trade; w ' make exceptionally good nfferM thN tnonlli of ncholarHliip. doiiiii, i.ioih aim iranx portatlon to our eol'egCH nt Chicago, Pt r.niiln or MlnnennollH: vou can be guar nnteed better poHitloiii by lolnlng now limn lnler: elcht wee H eomn rteM. ( ata joguo and wpeclal luducementH free by nddreHSlng Miner narner college iicprc pentatlve. 1CJS Farnain Ht., tunalia. II- M'i.'O SO TOl'Nfl man for eonl olllec; miiHt be good itiiloaman anil penman; xinio experienct and referencoH. AililroKH S 2, Pee oillce 11 3M i rnMi;iiriA1. inivelei-H lo earrv good Hide line: catalogue only reiiulred. Addrews II. H. Van Kpt, Peoria, III. 11-601 25 VANTHn. nt once, two lalherH, thro nlastera and three bricklayers union wagcH paid; bring tools. CordeB Rchaefer. contriutorH for new I'athollr eliureh. Templelon, la. 1I-M7S0 2.S WANT i:i)-ri!.ll AMI Hill, I'. AN INTELL1C.ENT lady to take n short hand scholarship In best school and pay for It when courso Is completed and posi tion secured. Address L 2j, lleo. C GSO WANTED. 200 girls, 1021 Dodge. Tel. 87(1. C-Ml tO girls wanted. Canadian oftlce 1522 Douglas C-syj WANTED, educated young ladles to learn nursing. Apply to secretary, Fremont hospital. C MICK WANTED, cook Dodge Ht. and lauiidrcss at 2037 C-M.-.73 WANTED, girl for general housework, small funllly. 2130 Hlunoy. C MBai 27 "WANTED, experlenied girl for second work und o imhIsI In earn of two huiiiII boyw. lift S, 32ml Ave. c-ta-i-W WANTED, competent girl for gen r.il housework. .Mrs. R. C. peters, 10111 S. .9lh Street. C-n'il-27 tioOD wages to good girl: no washing; family of four. 2321 Harney. C-MC91 2S AVANTED. a girl for general housework. Ooed wages paid. Mrs. R. 11. Huhi:Ii, 2010 Hlnney St. C-MiiSV2S "WANTED, eompelenf servant for generul housework. Apply 1127 S. 31st Ht. C-.M7.tl 29' WANTED, girl for general housework; two In family. Apply KIU H. 17th st. C-M732 27" AVANTED. a good girl In a family of two; apply 101.1 (ieorgla ave. C iVSl 25 GIRL, apply at 1921 Hlnney. C-ttil 2.1 INVALID lady wants housekeeper' under Ktandlng nursing; two In fanil'v. S 34, Hoe. C-.M77S 27' WANTED, girl for general housework In family of three. Apply 2.122 I'oppletoii n vi'lllle. C -M77 29 FOR REM ninsi:?. IF you want your houses well rented place them with Hennw-H & Co. D 5s3 HOUSES, etc F. D. Wciid, 1521 Douglas. D-SSI 0-ROO.M house, all modern, 513 N. 23d In- quire O. W. Dunn, 1211 Farnuin D-M5I1 I-ROOM cottage, 2iill N. 17th ave. Clarke Powell. 310 New York Life. D-.M5II HOUSES, HtortH. Hernia, Pexton block. D--5SG HOUSES and Hats. Hlnswnlt, Unrker blk. D-0S9 FOR RENT, strictly modern Hat In Dav Idse bulldliig. opposite city ha'l. JOHN W. ROIIIUNS, 1S02 FARN AM ST. D-d NICK apartments of fi rooms nnd bath: tine repair; locution best In city, $17.50 to right putty. Enquire rooniH 310-311 Brown Hlk. D-65F 2120 Sherman ave.. S-room, with city water. tint h. barn, 20. r . D. Wead, IBtli nnd Douclas. D M705 1205 William St., S roonw W.00. M6 S. 23d. 4 rooms-MO.00. 'j) S. 2.trd.. 3 rooms JT.no. 1912 Seward St.. R-room cottage JIO.00. OMAHA LOAN & TKCST CO., liilh and Don Blab St. D-M1K3 1724 N 27th St Nine-room house, nit mod' ern. In line repair, $17.50. OMAHA LOAN & TRUST CO,, 10th and Douslus St. . D-M15i ioi hunt iioie. SEE HENRY H. PAYNE, 001 N. Y. LtFE. D-M?93 ALWAYS moving II, II. goods. Pianos, ointe, jsuvi Jrarnam at. Tel. 1669 or 563. D-5SJ HOffiEfl for rent In nil parts of the city. urennaiw.ove .o., au a. lum si. D-i37 20 N. Sd St.. 9-r. house, modern except r.irnace, tine location, renuceii to zv. Payne-Knox Company, 1st II., N. Y. Life bide D-Mal3 IS KOIl RHNT. S-room house. No. CIS South 17th m. imiuire at roam uity tuiii. 10-ROO.M steam heated flat, all modern. 2317 Dojglas. lniUlro L,lndc(uest. 3iu ho. 15th. D-U2 DCNDKIJ. the Fischer property, n beauti ful home, strictly modem, s rooms, mw. . W. L. SI3LUY. C33 and 331 Ildard of Trade ldg Phone 1M0 roit unM'-i'i a.Msiir.n hoiims, 3 furnished rooms for housekeeping; man & , , . . ..... . i I -,i n 1 fi V , -1 1 . iviic; rvui iuivn in u-juiu. uiw .1. iitii, K-2!0 NICK IIOOM8, private fniptty. Oentlomen IIOrSKKKHPINO. 614 8. 17th ave. H i?3 29 FritNISIIKI) room with use of bath. Z12 l'Hrnam Ht. I5-.mi;ji-sv cm it I'll vrmis ami ,ioiiiii:u!. ALL kinds of carpenter vork and repairing promptly nttenoed to. J. t . ucniiiree, nn und Lnke Sts. -370 ri'HMsinin itoo.Ms vu iioaiid. THU Merrlam. good Hummer resort. 2.ith & Dodee. F-WH5 GLI3NCAtHN.traii3lent9,$1.25day. 16ft9 Dgls. UTOPIA. 1721 Davenport St. F 5DS I f A MTiKOMRt.V fnrnlHhed rooms: good hoard; rates reasonniiie. i nt f iipse. Harney. f- IN PllIVATK family. 2020 St. Mary's Avo. PLHAHANT rooms with hoard. 19i!.Cap- Itol ave. .Miu.i ,ii- FRONT room with alcove. 21. 8. 2r.th. F-009 MODERN, well furnished rooms and board. 22f7 Fiirnam. F-MioS -ir I'oit itEvr-tM'ritMMii.n rooms. THREE unfurnished rooms, modern ex cept furnace. IS. 1101 N. IStll. O-Ml-27' SIMT of t rooms, D24 South 2flth Ave i--ij.j-ji I'll REE modern rooms for light houHekeep Ing; good location. Address S 33, Hee O 770 l'Oll RE.NT STORES AXI) OFFICES. FOR RENT, storo In first-class location; rent reasonable. Apply R. C. Peters & Co., ground floor, lice Hldg. I 206 STORE room. 021 South 16th; power fur nished If desired. Clarke Powell, 310 New York Life. I-M3I3 FOR RENT, nice brick storo building In Rock Port. Atchison county. Mo.; tun location for genornl stock of merchn dlse; building Is 21.XS0 feet, with ware room separate, nnd In owned by Masonic lodge, one or mo nest corners in loun Address XV. E. (Hermann, secretary. I S7 kjf.nts v.vri;n. $23 TO J.'iO easily made by our live agents men or women. Holllnc our latest novelty campaign wnterpronf neckties; goods en tirely new und patented; agents iieiignicu; sales unlimited: what others do, you can do: time N short; write today nnd seeuro exclusive territory; guaranteed nest sencr. Address, with stamp, m. ,v M. .Manig. io. Dept. c, spring e a. fliass J-M992 SeptlO' vtvri:ii-TO II KMT. WANTED, to rent, small cottage, fur lilshed. hy young couple, no children. Ad dresH P f3. Ilee. k m STOHACK. PACIFIC Rtornuo nnd Wnrehousp Co.. 912 914 Jones, general storago und forwarding Om. Van Stor. Co., 1D1H Farn. Tcls. 139-Rfi3. uu w.ivrun-to miY. AT.t. klndH of bniisebold uoods. hotels, etc. In largo nnd small quantities. Chicago Furnlturo Co., 110G-10 Dodge. Tel. 20jo. N-S11 WILL purchaso a limited lumber of Omaha Savings Hank accounts. Ilrennan l.ovo Co., acw ho. lain. in w: 2D-I1AND bicycles. Omaha Ulcycle Co. N-C03 50 2D-IIAND typewriters. Ncbrnska Cycle i;o., cor. istn ii iiarney. in iia-Aiiu WANTED TO Hl'Y. female coach dog give age and price. F. II. Clnrk, So,ith Omaha. Neb. N-G2S-2.) SINCLIC lurnoHH with collar for trap; pay cawii. Aiiuress h jj, nee. .misi z'j F O It S A 1 . 1 1 F I. It M T U It 1 : HOUSEHOLD furniture. 1201 N. 2i!th st 0-M523 30 FOR SAIjK IIOIINI-VS VKH1CI.ES, Kit VEHICLES of all kinds mudo and repaired uy iiarry rrosi, inn anu L,cavcnworm MCH T sell, two 2d hand extension ton ear rlages, equally good as new and at less t liuii ? price, can ami see uh ir you want a buggy or punetnn; can save you money Wm. Pfelffcr Carriage Wks.. 2620 Leaven worth. P 732 1'Olt SAIiK M IM'Kl.liA.NKOl S. HARD und soft foundation piling; hog renco ana criomug inn irausias. y auj CUTTERS of drug prices. Sherman & Me Council Drug Co., cor. JCtn ana Dodge. H. HASS, Florist, 1S13 Vinton St. Tel. 776, Plants, cut flowers, boqucts, hall, resi dence, wedding and grave decorations, Orders by mall or express promptly lllled, W iW 2DHAND safo cheap. Derlght, 1110 Farnnm (j 031 SAFES; buy, Hell, ex'ge. Schwartz, 111 S. 1 M. & W. tires. $2.75. Omaha Bicycle Co. MANSON bicycles- $2J. Omaha Ulcycln Co IJ AlllMj Til I AND wheels. $5 to $10: new wheels $15. Omaha Ulcycle Co., 16th & Chicago sts Q-031 FOR SALE, good milch cow. Inquire ut 223 Harmony street, council riiurrs. Z-M523 27 LldllT wagon canvas top. $1. 310 N. 17th WE HER up. piano, slightly used; big bar gain, iif-u nougiUH si. aiiui .".i MISCKI.I.A.M'.IM'S. NOTICE, country deaUrs, 2dhand furnlturo nnd stoves m lovest prices, cnrlond lots or ius. uiucaso i- urnituro uo., iut,-iu noiige. tt-o;u Cl,.IRVOY.T PROF. LAURENCE JAMES, 1714 DOUGLAS ST 1711 REDUCED CHARGES Nlc. REDUCED CHAROES 50t FOR THREE DAYS ONLY. HE CALLS YOUR N VME. TELLS NAME OF SWEETHEART friend, enemies or anyone. Te'ls all about our unfitness nrrairH, your love und do. mestle affairs, reunites the separated causes speeily inarrlaKe with the one of your cnoice, removes evil tnllueuces, in rates burled treasures, etc PERFECT SATISFACTION OUARAN TKliU 1714 DOUUUS ST. 1711 B-M7S5 27 L't.Altn Ol s v. -FIHII-: TF.ST TO ALL FHKK THH KINO OF LIFK IH-2ADKUS. -OFt It V MAY-- TRANCK CLAIRVOYANT AND INDK- I'KNDKNT SLATK WHITINM MK DII M. PLRMANHNTLY LOCATHD 113- HOI Til KKIHTKHNTH ST - 113 21 VKAIIS IIKFOHF. TIIK PCHLIC - Dr May does not claim to be the grpntest nor is lie a cheap pretender, nor is lie tii" only medium on earth. Hut he does claim to Do tne greatest now in omnlwi. ins testimonials are on tile at his nfllee to prove that his readings are acknowledged by both press nnd public to be Of the nignest oruer ur .Mny s unoounuen suc cess Is that he advertises nothing b.it what he ran do. Fit KM TF.ST TO ALL. FUF.K- He tells your name, your mother'H maiden name, your occupation, date or birth, wno and when you will marry (If even, point ing out to you alt things pertaining tr life, positively refusing to accept nny fe unless he proves his superiority. F.n trance on both basement nnd parlor floor privately arranged; you meet no caMers. conscltatIon fri:i:. 113-hot'th kiohtrknth st.-113 S M751 27 PROF. LAFRFNCF. X. JAMFS. President of Mediums Protective associa tion. 17H-Douslns SI.-17H. Prof. James Is n fully developed clair voyant and trance medium. He uses no FHEB TF.BT FREU TF.ST Schemes to attract people to his parlorn. Neither does he tlnd It necessary to change his name In every city on account of Im proper relations of the past. He will posi tively ACCEPT NO FEE In advance and makes NO CHAHOK NO PIIARnK unless as he advertises the ftmost satisfaction- Is given in every reading. HE CALLS YOt'R NAME TELLS NAMK OF SWEETHEART. friend, enemies or anyone. Tells ull about your business affairs, your love and do mestic affairs, reunites the separated, cuuhcx speedy marriage with the one of your choice, removen evil Infljences, locates burled treasures, etc t'ror. Jamew makes no impossible claims. He conducts his business on business, prim clnles. His nast huccohh and honorable dentines Is sulllclent guarantee for his riiinre work. ,LL IirSINESH SACREDLY CONFIDEN TIAL. PERMANENTLY LOCATED. CONSFLTA TION ROO.MH 1711-DOCOLAS STREET -1711 S-MC4 2d BI.KCTRIC TKI5AT.MUMT. ELITE parlors. 615 8. 16th, second floor. 1 .Mill'J HI BEATRICE HARLOW. Arabian treatment, bams. 3i74 s . latn, 1st nut i. t otu sr MME. LEE, magnetic treatment. 507 S. 13th, room 2. T-577 30 MME. AMES, baths, 1615 Howard, room 1. 2U noor; auoniiani. t &i sir I'ERSOM 1 MONHEIT, Chiropodist. 1518 Farn. Tel. 2333. U 639 LADIES' hnlr shampooed, dressed, 33c. Hair toilet goods. .Moniien, ibis r nninm. Tel 23.(3 U G40 TURKISH baths, nassngo Tiaths. electric nains. tor i.iuies oniy; HKined women massage operators: finest equipped baths m mo my. itenstom nam company Rooms 216 to 220. Bee building. U M163 PRIVATE hospital for ladles before & dur ing coiilinument; babies adopted. 1131, N. 17, U613 14 SOLES. 33c: velvet rubber heels. 33c. The oiu reliable, ri. i: I'eierson, istn & cumtng u ou DR. nOY, chiropodist: corns removed, 25c and upward, uoom is, t renrczr biocK. U-614 RUPTUnE cured: no knife, no nnln. no nnnger; send lor circulars, umpire uup- iiiro cure, y.;- iN. l. i.no niug., uinanu. U-BI5 PLEAT1NO nnd pleated skirts of all kinds ai. uoidmnn & Co., zw uougias oiock. U-6IU PRIVATF home before and dtirlne conflno mont; babies adopted. Mrs, uurgci, zy.j Hurdette. U till IIOFF'8 Express & Messenger Co. Tel. 1717. l 013 VLVVI, woman's way to health. 346 Heo bldg u ou EPPERLY corset to order. 1612 Cupltol uv, U M911 HI EPPERLY corset to order. 1612 Capitol AV. l o'.ll Ht Corns & bunions destroyed. 511 Knrbach Hlk U D13-H-0 HAVE furs repaired and altered now. Don't wait until tho busy season and expeci work dono at once. Aulahaugh, Son & Co. Furriers, 506 Knrbach UlocK, omuhn. U-91S-S-5 PLEATINO; buttons to order; pinking while you tvnlt. Omaha rieallng Co., iwi Douglas. U-Mh5 JOHN It IT D I), optlclun, 115 S. 16th st. u wn ma MO.M1Y TO 1.0A5-IlKAI, IISTATE PRIVATE money, 5. 6M. 6 per cent; no do- lay, oarvin tiros., lbia f iirnam. w wj WANTED City and farm lonns; nlso bonds and warrants, u. c. i-oiora v co., 1702 Fnrnam St., Beo Bidg. W-650 PRIVATE money. F. D. Wead, 1521 Douglas. w wi MOXTY TO LOAIN HF.AI, ST.TE. FIVE per cent money. Bcmls, I'axton block. v 632 LOANS on eastern Nebraska and western lowa larms nt a per cent. Jjorrowcrs can pay $100 or any multiple. Any Interest date. No delay. Brennnn-Lovo Co., 309 South 13th St., Omaha, Nco. W-631 MONEY to loan on tlrst-class Improved city property or for building purposes. Payne Knox Co., Now York Life. W 6.13 6, KV4. 6 per cent on Omaha, So. Omaha. w. ii. Tiiomas, ibi jsui. bank. Tel. 1GH. W-635 MONEY to loan at 5 nnd 514 per cent on Omaha property. V. U, MclUle, 401 S. 15th. W-C36 MONEY to loan on Improved Omaha real estate. Brcnuan-Lovo Co., .109 So. 13th. W-C17 $1,000 and upward to loan on Improved cltv properly nun lurins, v. rarnum Hmiin i: Co., 1320 Farnnm. W (VIS WANTED City lonns, bonds nnd warrants. Gcorgu & Company, 1601 Fnrnam St. W 6.19 MONEY In nny nmount at 5, 5'4 6 per cent. J. W. BOBBINS & CO., 1802 FARNAM ST. W-') MONEY to loan on farm and city property , lowest rules. O. F. Davis Co., 1603 Farimm W-661 IIOM1V TO I.OAX CIIATTEI,, MONEY MONEY LOANED SALARIED PEOPLE. Ino endorser or mortgngu required. LOWEST RATES, EASY PAYMENTS and STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. OMAHA CREDIT CO.. Room 520, llfth lloor, New York Life Bldg. X-604 -M-O-N-E-Y--D-O-Y-O-U-N-E-E-D-I-T-Wo make lonns from $10.00 up on furniture, plnnoH, horses, cows, etc., you keep tho property; or we will make you a SALARY LOAN on you own note, without Indorser or mortgage; we charge absolutely notn Ing for making papers, nnd we keep noth ing out of tlm amount you borrow; you m.iv pay tho money back In one month or take more lime In which to pay It, and you are expected to pay for It oniy what time you use It; our rates are low and our terms are the easiest, our business Is as condentlal as Is posslblo and our treat ment Is always courteous. Omaha Mort gage Loan Co., 3W So. 16th St. Estab lished 1S92, -X673 SALARY LOANS. CHATTEL LOANS. J W. TAYLOE. 218 First Nat. Bank Bldg. X-669 PRIVATE LOANS TO8ALAi7TeD PEO PLE momentarily emburriused who desire above everything else to AVOID PUBLICITY can be accommodated at our office with less expense, time and trouble than any place In tho city AMERICAN I.OAN CO., Moom COl, Bco Bulldlnr. X-A173 MO.MJV TO 1.0 . . t il TTI,ES. LOANS TO SALARIED PEOPLE. ARE YOU ONE OF THE CROWD WHO ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE of our NEW partial payment plan' Let u. QUIETLY pxpi un same to you. we lonn employes on their notes. No mortence; no Indorser. no publicity. Slmplv a CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS DEAL. We loan THOUSANDS In thlH way. SO DON'T HESITATE ABOUT CALI.IN't We '.re hnt!er !!Vl wn'H tn"re business. R. R. EMPLOYES RECEIVE PROMPT SERVICE TO SUIT THEIR TIME AND CONVENIENCE These are times, of heavy competition and to remain lenders we must give more for your money inun otners i.iuv RELIABLE CREDIT CO , Room 303 Third Floor, Pnxton Hlk. X-370. MONEY loaned on pianos, furniture, horses. cows, jcweiry. ujh ureen, its, uarKer uik X-663 MONEY loaned salaried people holding per- nmireiu posuion wun rcsponsiuiu concerns upon their own names without security, easy payments. Tolman, "06 N. '. L. Bldg. X-670 MONEY loaned on Pianos, furniture, dia monds .waicues, privately, liergcr s i.oan Co., 1504 Fnrnam St., upatalrs. X -oW MONEY lonr.ed on furniture, diamonds, watenes; payments conndcntlM. Omalu Chattel. Loan Bank, 220 S. 15th, upstairs. X-667 MONEY loaned on pianos, furniture. Jew- oiry, norses, cows etc. u. t . need, 319 s. 13 lUJSIMESS ciiAXons. FOR RENT Owing to advancing years Mr. B, Hans, tho florist nt 1S13 Vinton street, has decided to rent out his hot house nt above location, occupying 7,000 to 8,000 square icet, under gins, wttli nbodt 200 windows, and tho resldcnco and storo fronting tho street, on tho motor lino to South Omuha. Excellent location for tho business. Y 3S2 FOR RENT, dining room of Lango hotel; good Inducements to llrst-class party. V M235 AN OLD established grocer wants lo re tire; luiH good locution In Omaha. Ad dresH S 3, Hoe. Y M515 27 FOR SALE, populist newspaper, with or wmioni Hiioscription list. Address H 5. Omaha Dally Bee. Y M59I 30 FOR SALE, (ill nrlvlleire and coticnHulniw nt Ak-Sar-Ben street enrnlvnl, September 21 to 29 inclusive. Apply T. P. Oetz. 13os iiarney Ht., ror list, ground plan nnd I'liiPlicciUH. V M763 27 l'Oll E.YC1IAMJK (JOOD rental property for farm. Monroe k (o.. i' ecu anu f uel, Bit k, ifith st. Z-M622 31 '(Ml S A 1,1 7 It 1 3 A I ESTATE HOUSES, farms. R. C. Patterson. 305 N.Y.I, RE-674 HOUSES, lots farms, lands, loans; also Are iii.iuiuni.i-. uvniis, I'UXIOU DIK KU CJ5 READ TEISj one of the best homes In Han- scorn I'lHce; a rooms, largo lot, good barn. sightly home; party leaving city; price n.uvw.w. .i. j. iveunaru ca noil, room ;uu. Brown block. RE M923 RANCH AND FARM lands for sule bv the Union Pacllle Rnllroad company, ft. A. McAllnstcr, land commissioner, Union ini-iuo iicnuquuriers, umnna, Net). RE-67? VERY Cheap, three nrres, enclosed chicken tlullt fence, house lnr. him rnrnrrlh. shpiK etc.; line shade trees. Home of late ii. r. jonnson. irvington, Douglas Co. inquire iu. v, jonnson, Vi FrnnKIln Ht. RE 73 S3 PAYNE-KNOX CO.. HEADQUARTERS inr iiKAi, raiAlK 1IAKOA1NS; l,OW EST RATES on LOANS: SOCN'n IV SURANCE; HOUSES, FLATS, STORES, tll.'VH' TTI.., .1 v. ' , 1 RE--679 N. W. cor. 34th and Martha, lot 7Sxl33, Just right above grade, good shade, drlvpwnv and allev. Innjo barn with box stnlls, man's room, etc.; S-ootn modern house, electric llglitH. east nml south front. permanent wu'k and pavement; Just the piaco ror Hoiun omiiiui-iiiuu; price, $3,ci0 part cash, batanco long lime. Cottages on monthly payments, Vacant lots on monthly na vments. 2-seated carriage to trade for horse or row. Vacant lot to trade for horse and wagon. rriviiie money io loan. Write fire Insurance. Houses In nil parts of city for rent. J, 11. SHERWOOD. Phone P.SS. 939-910 N. Y. Life. ' RE-M730 27 W. L. SELBY. North 17th St $l,'."-o South 20th St d,MKi South Omaha, south packing hnuo". .11. ion South Omaha, south of packing houses !,( All fi-room bouses, good repair. Will sell to good party earnlnc stnilv wages, $30.t) to $IOO.m) cash-balance per week. W. L. Selby. 33.1 nnd 331 Hoard of Trade Hdg llhJ AIHi'.-L9 SEE HENRY B. PAYNE, C01 N. Y. LIFE, HIS AI.S32 C. F. HARRISON, FARMS. N. Y. LIFE HIS 145 A-27 DEER PARK lots at $230 to S400. with elo gant trees, am snaps. When you see inem vou win sav so. POTTER-SHOLES CO., 310 N. Y. Llfo. RE-677 STILL TWO BARGAINS. 6-room cottngo nnd barn, lot 60x150, at No 4X11 Decatur. $.V. 0-room cottage, newly papered, city water aim sewer. ro. I , ,o, aiiin Ht.. Jl.iW. Mutual Loun and Building Association, Hoe mug., ii. m. .Miiunger, sec. un n. :in 2 BIO HA HO A INS. llfeet. 10th street near Jackson. $3,300. Heautlfiil lot near Hanscom bark. $1,110. iiickh, .-) iiouru oi iriido liinir. RE -6.12-26' CHEAP, clear farm nnd grazing hind, hoII or trade for Improved Omaha, South Omaha or Council Bluffs; will assume some incumbrance. i2u.i Farnnm si. RE-M-S2 2S CHAS. E. WILLIAMSON. 1203 Farnnm St RE M7vl SHOItTHAM) AM) YYPKWIHTI.Vi:. A. C. VAN SANT'S School, 717 N. Y. Llfo, -685 BOYLES' College, court reporter principal, ieo mag. ivj NEBRASKA nuslners and Shorthand Col lege, jioyu s Theater. C90 GREOC, Shorthand taught at the Omaha L-ommercini i;oucgc, loin una Douglas Hts, cut MEDICAt,, LADIES out of health llnd prompt relief Box 232, Omaha, Neb. Confidential. 033 LADIES, Friar's French female regulator brings monthly periods regularly without pain; ii per box, u boxes ror $:. llox 53-U, Aiinneapous, iiinn. -JRiutu Hept7' VIRTUAMA cures linpotency resulting irorn inuisoreiioiiH or neniiiiy, gives vi tality, vigor, restoring desires, ambitions aspirations of youth, health, fitting for Huccess, Happiness in uusiuess, jirores Hlonal. soclnl. murrled life; $2, or 3 for $5. eni nnvwiiere prepaid on receipt o price The Kldd Drug Co., Elgin. Ill American oillce, retail, wholesale, Myers Dillon Drug Co.. Omulm; M a. D lion South Omnha; Davis Drug Co.. Council muns. I' un lino runner goods. OSTEOPATHY. JOHNSON Institute. 515 N. Y. Life UMcr ; tel. ICOt: Alice Johnson, D O . Indies' dept.; Gld E. Johnson, Oateopathlst, lUr ' - - - - . - i-iH,J.iUe Mn ,j 'fin v tV,nniS'llLHit'n,"J)4' KlrkbVllle, Mo. 601 Pnxton Blk. Tel 1.167 ons. McMURRAY & MU8ICK will open osteopathic oillce Sept. 1, 536-53S Bee Bldg -MSj! SP A. T. HUNT. D. O. 305 Karbach. Tel. 2332. M626 SeptU MA(i ET'IC IIKALIXd. GREAT Western Institute. 1623 Douglas Ht , chronic dUeases cured; no drugd, surgery. -M122 THE genuine Simon Pure Woltmer Method of Mngnetlc Healing and Hnrrudens Hypnotism completn In one volume $2.50. Prof, R. Williams, Desoto, Mo. M9C SepS' TICKET HltOKKlt. CUT rate tickets every where. P. II Phil bin. 1505 Fanium. Telcohonc 784. 7W TA I'KAVIUTKHS. TYPEWRITERS, secondhand. 1116 Farnnm, -u 4 KMilMIS, HOII, Kit, E l C, i. C. Sharp Mach. Wks.; motors, dynam s, -B.i-.t lllltDS M) TWIDKRMY. STOCK S Bird Store. 1603 Leavenworth -CS7 MCKKIi t'l.ATI.M, STOVES, lamps and chnndollcrs replntcd. un 1'iaiing co, uee niug. ; tel. - M9.I3 STAM.MKH1XO A.MI STI TTEItl.NO. CURED. Julia Vaughiin, 430 Rnmgc Bldg, -6i 't ll.MTt lli: ItKI'AltllMO. TEL. 1331. M. S. Wdlkln, 2111 CumltiB St. 693 HOTELS. HENDERSON, $1.00 per day house; board i-i.uu io o wcck. in n ana f arnam; tel, 1216. -M73S SI Il.iniHT METAL, FHICTIONLE8S, II. B. Mann. 17 ComT -M719 A31 Nat l Bk. LAt'.MHtY. OMAHA Steam Laundry; shirts. 7c; collars, ic, cuus, ic. nail i.eavenwortn, Tel sw. -70J TRIMC FACTORY. TRUNKS, traveling bags, suit cases. Trunks rcpaireu. urn, xrutiK f actory, 1209 Furn.un. -CD l STOVK REPAIRS. STOVE, furnace, range repslrs; water con nections, umnna atovo uepair works, 1207 Doug -751 .11 A li X HT I C 1 1 ti A I, I X CI. GREAT Western Institute, 1623 Douglas St.. cnronic uiseuscs' cured ; no urugs, suraery -M122 PAW.MIItOKKItS. EAGLE Loan Oillce, rellnble. nccommodat- mg; an business coniidcntui. 1301 Dougins. -701 LOANS, H. Mnrowltr; low rates. 4IS N. 10. -Ii M nilKSSMAIvlxn. E. G. M'DONALD, 1612 Cup. live. -912 SI IN families. Miss Sturdy. 2610 Harney. 630-Sopt. 21 IIAM'I (i. CALL on. Moraml. Crelghtou hull, for kociely anil stage ilaiiclng, wnlU and 2-step, $.1 Large hull to rent fur !) i ventlons, meetings, balls nnd club soc'nl.1. IVI i-Sepl. 21 LOST, LOST. Sunday morning nenr 13th nnd Fnrniim, Inrtolse shell-frnmed eyeglasses, reward. S. S. Cirtls, 1SS Harney. J.OSI-M779 27 l.lliai, .NOTICE NOTICE. TO REPUBLICAN VOTERS OF DOUG LAS COUNTY: Hy authority of the republican county central commit too n convention of delegates representing the republicans of Douglas county Is hereby called to meet at Wash ington hull, Omaha, at 2 p. m. Saturday. September S. to place In nomination Three state senators, Nine state representatives, One county attorney, One county commissioner. First district. lo be named by the deleantes from said district, Nine wnrd ns.iessors for Omnha. Four wnrd assessors for South Omnha. Thirteen precinct assessors for country precincts. One constable to fill vacancy for Omaha. Two constables to till vacancies for South Omiihu, nnd to select members of the county cen tral committee. The representation In Mils convention Is apportioned us follows: Each country pre cinct, live delegntcs; South Omulm, sixteen delegates, and 'each ward of Omaha, ten delegates. Delegates to this convention will be chosen nt a primary election hereby culled for Friday. September 7 th polls being open from 12 in. to 7 p. m. In Omaha und Smith Omaha and from 7 n. m. to 9 i. m In the country precincts. The locations of the polling places are: City of Omaha ,TrHt Ward Sixth nnd Pierce streets Second Wnrd Twentieth nnd Cnstellnr streets Third Wnrd -1120 Cupltol avenue. Fourth Wurd 220 So.tth Seventeenth street. Fifth Wnrd-2612 North Sixteenth street Sixth AVnrd-IdlewIld hall. Seventh Ward 1328 Park nvenut. Eighth Ward Twenty-secor.: nnd Cum ins HtreetH. Ninth Wnrd Twenty-eighth nnd Fnrnam streets. City of South Omaha 312 North Twenty. fifth Htreet. Chicago Precinct Kelner's hall. Clnntarr Precinct 1 1. Tnngeman's. Douglas Precinct Ruser's purk. East Omuha Precinct District No. 61 school house. Elkhorn Precinct Elk Cltv. Florence Precinct City hull. Jefferson Precinct Mungold's lumber of- llcc. McArdlo Precinct Ciliindt school house. Mlllurd Precinct Millard school house. Platte Vulley Precinct Vulley opera house. Union Precinct Purrell's hull. Waterloo Precinct Masonic hall. West Omaha Precinct Benson town hall The boundaries of the primary election districts shnll correspond with the respec tive wnrd boundaries In omulm, precinct boundaries In the country prei Incts nnd city boundaries In South Omaha. The primary election will bo held under the provisions of the primary election law nnd the rules adopted by this committee, which require petitions to be filed with the secretary not Inter than 12 in. Tuesday. September 1. Hv resolution of the ci-mmlttee no proxies will bo nllowed In the convention, but delegates present authorized to east the full votes apportioned to their respective districts. M. H. COLLINS. Chairman. CLYDE C SUNDHLAD. Acting Secretory. Omaha, August IS, 1900. LIBRARY. CHEYENNE. WYO.-HID8 WILL BE RE reived bv Robert C Morris, secretary Car negie library building committee, up lo Wednesday, September 12th, I'.ioO, twelve o'clock, noon, for the construction of II briin building nccordlng to plans and spec mentions prepared by Button. Fisher Mil ler, architects. 41 Montauk block, Chlcug , III. Plnns can be examined both at Chey enne mid at the oillce of the architects In Chicago. Fund nvnllublc approximates $15,. fif). AHmwiSrsm It ULWAY TIM R r itu. CHICAGO. BURLINGTON A- oulncy Railroad "The Burlington Route" Ticket Oince. I5n2 Fnrnam St. Tel 230. Depot. Tenth & Mnson Btrcots. Telephone, 12S Leave. Arrive. Daylight Chicago Bnp- ca .a 7 00 nm a 9:2.1 nm Peoria Express (MilcaL'n estibi Chicago Aestibuled Ex a 4 00 pm a 7:45 am Chleftgn I a Expiessfi 8.50 am K 1:0,1 pm Clilcag., I Imlie.i a 7:15 pm n 7:15 inn I'nniic Jui en. .ti i.oi-ui uiOM&am Pacllle ,l .i Hon Extra. a 7:00 pm Fust Mail ... n 2:15 pm u Dam HURMNcrvON Si MIS hourl River Railroad "Tho Burlington Route General Otnres, N. W. Corner Tenth mid Farnam Sts Ticket Oillce, 1502 Farnnm htreet. Telephone, 21 Burlington station, Tenth and Mason Streets Telephone. 12S. Leave. Arilve. Lincoln, llustlmrs and McCook a 8:40 um n 7:35 pm I Incoln. Denver 'olo- l.lilti. I lull, i e ill .ii me i,w i 'tii ,..,-. 1 incoln ft Black Hills n 9 30 pm a :i no pm Montana. Puget Sound a 9-30 pm n 6 1.1 um Lincoln Fast Mall u 3.0) pin al0.35 am Denver. Colorado L tub & Calif mla a 0.15 am j. Dally I II All.H V I nit, I Vtll.ES. KNVS CITY. St JO seiih A Council Blurts Rnllroad- "The Hurling tui Route '-Tlcki I Oillce, l.v.' Farnam street Tele phone 2W. Depot. Tenlll nnd Mason streets. Tele- DlllKlO. V2. Le.c Avlie Knrsas CHy Dav Et ..i S.W am n fi:lo pm Kan ,i? Ci'y Night E al:15 pm a 0:15 am St ls F'j.r mr St Jo-ipb an 1 St Louis a 1:55 pm nil. 15 am n Dally FREMONT EI.KIIORN .V Missouri Valle Railroad - "The Northwestern Line" Clotieral Oillce i. United States National Hank Rldtr . S. W Cor. Twelfth and Farnnm SIS Ticket Ottlce. 1101 Farnnm St. Telephone. 661 Doiiot 13th nnd Webster Sts. Tele Phone, 145S Leave. Arrive. Black Hills, Deadwood, Hot Springs . .a 3:00 pm a 5:00 pm Wyoming. Caspar nnd Douglas .. . . d 3:00 pm e 5:00 pm Hastings, York. David Clt. Superior. Clonou:, Exeter nnd Seward b 3:00 pm b 5:(0 pm Norfolk, Verdlgre nnd Fremont b 7:30 ntn bl0:25 ntn Lincoln, Wnhoo and Fremont b 7:30 nm bl0:25 am Fremont Locni c 7:30 am a Dully, b Dally except Sunday, c Sun day only d Dally except Saturday, e Dally except Mondny. CHICAGO. ST. PAUL Minneapolis & Omaha Railway "The North western Lino" General Olllces, Nebraska Divi sion, 13th and Webster Sts. Cltv Ticket Oillce. HOI Farnam St Telephone, 561. Deoi, loth and Webster Sts. Leave Arrive. Twin City Passenger .n 6:00 am u 9.10 pm Omaha Pasesnger nll:10 am Sioux Oil & North east Nebraska a 3:30 pm 0:1 kin ml Local . b 5:15 pm b SM.'i am a Dally b Dally execp. Sunday. CHICAGO NORTH- western Railway "The Northwestern Line -City Ticket Oillce. 1101 Farnam Street. Tele phone. Ml. Depot, Tenth ti in I Miiniin Im. Tele phone, 629 . . Leave. Arrive. Daylight Chicago Spe cial n 7:00 nm oll:30 pm ( hlcago Passenger a 4:15 pm u S:li)nm iusicru I'.xoress. dps Mollies. Miirshalllown, Cedar Rapids and Chi cago al0:53 am u 1:05 pin Eastern Limited. Chi cago nnd East a 1:55 pm a 1:05 pm Fa Ft Mail. (Tin-nun to Oinalni u 2:15 pm Omiihn-Chli-itgo Special. ii 7:13 pm a S:00 pm Fast Mull . k S:30 urn SIOUX CITY .1 PACIFIC Rnllroiul The North western l.lnc" Oenornl Olllces. United States National Bnuk Building, S. W. Corner Twclftn .mil F.irnntii Mlu Ticket (juice, jwi rnrnuni Ht. Telephone. 561. De pot, lentil aim .Mason Hts. Telephone, 629 i.oitvc. Arrive. Twin City Express Twin City Limited Sioux uy Loca. .. u Dully . .o 6:M um nI0:6il pm ..a 7:33 pm a n:15 .un . .n :no nm u 4:20 pm UNION PACIITC-'THE OVER land Route" General Olllces, N E. Cor. Ninth and Fnrnnni slreets. CHy Ticket Oillce. 1311 . I'rirnum street. Telephone, 316 Depot. Tenth and Mason Sts Telephone, UJ9. ll' Leave. Arrive. The Overland Limited a S:20 nm n 7:31 pm The ( Tiii-ugo-Portland Special .a R:20 um a 7:3,1 pm The Fast Mall u 8:50 nm a 3:2.1 pm The Colorado Special. .all:33 pm a 6:50 um The Fast Mull a 1:111 pm Lincoln, Beatrice and Stromsliurg Express. .! 4:10 pm 1)12:23 pm Tho Pacllle Express ..u 1:25 pin The Atlnntlc Express.. n C:!i0 nm Grand Island Local b 5:30 pm .b 9:30 am a Daily u Daily except Hunduy. CHICAGO. HOCK ISL and & P.icltlc Rallrosd "The Great Roek M nnd Route " City Tick et uiuco, i;i i-'amnm Street. Telephone. 424 Depot. Tenth A Mnson Streets Telephone 62). , v . i.eave. Arrive Den Moines and Daven port Local . . . u7-25nm 1111:35 nm Chlctigo Express . . lill-l.. nm n k in !, Chicago Fast Expi ess. .a 6:oo pm a 1.25 pm Lincoln und Falrbnry..u 8:30 am a 7:0J pm j.incoin. Loiornuo npgs.. i leaver, I'llPblo and West .a 1:30 pm a 1:13 pm Dec .Moines, Rock 1st mill and Chlcnun n 7:15 nm n v.n im. Colorado A Tcxiih Fljer.a 5:5! pm n 9:15 um a uauy o ii.my except Hiur.iny. ILLINOIS CENTRAL Rnllroad. City Ticket Of fice, 1102 Farnam street. Telephone, 215. Depot Tenth und Mason streets I.enve Arrive. Chicago Express ulClOam a 4:05 nm I Ch.eago Limited a 7:1.1 pm a s:15 am I Minneapolis nnd Hi. . .b 7:C0 am b 9:40 pm St. ...u 7:45 Pm a S:I5 am P.inl Exptess Mil neupnlln nun Paul Limited Fi rt Dodge Local from Council Bluffs b 4:30 pm b0:lb am n Dull b Dally except Sunday. MISSOURI PACIFIC RAIL-road--General Oltlces and Ticket olllces Southeast Cur lier nth und Douglas sta. Telephone lot. Depot, Union station. Lavo. Arrive. St Louis, Kansas ,t Nebrasku Llmlled ....nl0;00 nm a h:30 pm K. C, St. L. Express... ulOUO pm a 6:15 am Leave from 1.1th nnd Webster Sts Nebraska l.ocnt Via Weeping Water b 4:1.1 pm alO:15am a Dully, b Huilv except Sunday. OMAHA & ST. LOUIS RAIL rimd Omaha. Knnsus City fi Euslern Itullrond -"The Qullicy Routn"- Ticket Of lice, 1115 Fnrnnni Street Telephone 322. Depot, Tenth and Mnrcy Streets. Tele Phone, 629. Leave. Arrive. St Louis Cannon Ball Express n 5:05 pm a R:20 am Kansas City and Qulncy Local a 7:00 am u 9:00 pm u Da"y CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE St. Paul KuIIwhv City Ticket Oillce, 1MH Fnrnam Street. Telephone 251. Depot Tenth and Mason Streetti Telephone, 629. LeiiVt, Aprli.e Chicago Limited Ex. .. .n (!:(! pm a s.ffi nm Chli-ugo & Omuha Ex..b 7:15 am b 3 53 pm a Dally, b Dally except Sunday. WABASH RAILROAD Ticket Oillce. 1501 Farnam Street. Telephone, S93. Do pot, Tenth und Mnrcy Streets. Telephone, 629. Lenvo Arrive. St. Louis "Cannon Ball" Express a 5:06 pm n 8:20 am a Dally. O.NK WIFE'S PLEASANT HAI, Ciiiiii II AIipiiiI or Time null llelpeil Out ii PoKer I'nrly. A Mount Pleasant mini got tho surprise of Ills llfo last week, relator the Washington Star. Ills wife was away. Sho bad been away slnco the middle of Jtinu. He hud been writing her the dnlly letter while at his oillce, although he inude the letters read as If they wore written In the sad nnd dole ful gloaming nt home. About three times n week during his wife's nlisencn he had been giving llttlo poker soirees, with four or five of his down town chums as guests, nt his home. The sittings were generally pro tracted until 2 or 3 o'clock In tho morning, and the colored mansorvnnt attended to the dishing up of tho wet things. Thai Is to ray, the colored man servant look up his po sition down In the basement und sent tn things up to the dining room by nicnns of the dumb winter as they wore called for. The colored man servant was a pretty good mixer of drinks, too, and the host fre quently Interrupted the tenor of tho gnine to expatiate lo his guests upon what a jewel of a mtin-nf-all-worli he had. an opinion to i,.-.v. ,v, ,ii-.. .1. . . nich the guests sipping the products of , the man of -all work s mixing skill, tordl- ally subucrlbed On Wedneiday morning last the Mount ricuaaut maa cot a letter from bU witc eav- MlLWA'"f Inc that she whs tired of visiting nml that she would be buck In Washliuton on tilt fol lowing morning at 11 o'eloik. Well." said tho man to himself. "Hi just have the boys up for one more little round f Jacks tonleht." nnd he dropped In nt their olllces during the day and Invltcu them up They all ncrepted the Invitation and the game In the dining room wits well under way at about 9 o'clock. The colored mnn-of-oll work had taken up his station close to the Icebox In the basement, nnd the boat win taking the damp articles off tho dumb waller with the customary frequency. I don't think the dumb waiter has worked so bard since wove been bouse keeping." sa'd the host with a grin, ns no removed live neatly constrtictel Scotch high balls fropi tho waiter. "T'bere'd bo some thing doing If the lady of t ho household should accidentally llnd out how and to what piirpoie I've abu.cd that dumb waiter during her absence. By the way, fellows. my wife's coming home In the morning, so you'll oil have to clear out nbout midnight fo's the man can clear away the wreeKiigo and makj everything look In apple pie order hero and downstairs.' The game went on. Every ten minutes or so tho host would gel up from his chair nnd yell down tho dumb waiter- Hey. there. Rufe. Just tcprat Hint dose, win vou?" or "Chase Ave more of those things up here. Rufe. and don't put quite so much Ice In tho glasses." "Comln' right along, suh," the rolorM servnnt down below would reply nnd In two or throe moments the host would get up iignln to lake the molsturc-nilcd glasos from the dumb waiter. Along toward midnight, when the host and his four guests were about lo start thn last llvo consolation Jackpots, one of tho guests said to tho host: Say, enn that Jewel of yours down thero make Juleps'" "Ho can make nny old thing," replied the host. "(Jot the materials down there for Juices?" "(lot the muteiTul for any old thing." re plied the host. "Why. do you want a Julep"" "Yep." said the guoM nnd then the three other guests chimed In and said they'd like to hit up Juleps ns nightcaps themselves. "You. down there. Rufe!" yelled the hot down tho dumb waiter shaft, "have you got any mint down there?" "Ycssuh," replied the jewel of n manser vant. "Well, get nut those tall, thin tumblers and shako us up flvo of the mlntlest Juleps Hint you know how. And say, spread your self on 'ein, Rufe, nnd hurry 'em ulopg." "Yessilh," said tho voice at the bottom of tho dumh-wnlter shaft nnd Ave minutes later tho Juleps were served and pro nounced great by nil hands. The Inst Jack pot had been played and the host and Ills guests were leaning back In their chairs tipping tho remains of their Juleps before breaking up, when the tinkling strain of a mandolin came up through tho dumb waiter shaft. The Instrument was being well played and the guests cocked up their curs lo listen. "Thnt'H a kind of an nil-round duck you've got down thero, ain't he?" said one of tho guests to the host. "Have him como on up hero nnd play us n tune." "I didn't know Rufo could piny tho man dolin -never beard him before," said thn host, looking somewhat surprised. "He's been with me for two years and this Is tho first time I've heard him play on the thing My wife plays tho mandolin to make your hnlr curl, though, nnd I guess Uufe's picked It up from hearing her piny. Funny I never henrd him play before, though." Then the host went to thn dumb-waiter shaft nnd yelled down- "Hoy, you. Rufe, fetch that thing up hern nnd pluy us Homethlug." The mtihlc down bolow censed, but thero wns no Immediate reply. "You hear me. Rufo?" said the host down the nhatt. , "Ah don't know how to piny do thing, suh," cumo Rufe's reply finally, in a sub dued tcne of expostulation. "The dickens you don't what do you call what you've been doing?" said the host. Miring It up here and let's tee what you enn do." There was iinolher pauso nnd then tho Jewel of i mnnservunt's voire came up: "Do mnndollu'H ho up in a mlnilto, suh" Then, after another short pnuso, tho jeni of a mnn-of-all-work snld In nn agonised whisper, "Ah dun couldn't help It, suh '' Tho hnst'H face took on a puzzled expres sion over this Inst remark of Ihe man servant's,, hut he didn't have any time to flgiiro out what It meant. There wns the swish of silken nklrls on the slnlrs lending to the buHoniout nnd tho host's wife, nil smiles, walked Into the dining room with her mandolin In her hand. The host's face was a picture, but the four guests nil roso and made their bows. "Wore tho Juleps good?" nsked the host's wife amiably, and the four guests looked at ouch other nnd then nt thn host, grinned nnd said tho Juleps were tho best they'd ever hud In their lives. "I did put too much lco In tho high balls at llrHt, though, didn't I?" asked thn host's wife, looking iiround the circle inquiringly. Tho four guests looked nt each other nnd then at the host again. "Er well, good night," they said, back ing out into the hall und picking up their hats und wulklng sticks and then the door closed upon them. Tho host sat down and rested his Jaw In his hand when Ihey hud gone. Ills wlfo lt'oked at him quizzingly. "Well?" said she. "Well?" said he. After about an hour ho cllclled the fact that his wlfo hud decided lo como homo and Hurprlso him thnt evening und sho hnd entored by tho bnsemenl door, with her traveling case and mandolin, on seeing tho light In tho busoment ami hail taken Rufe's Job off his hands Just to occupy herself. WEIIi: NOT CP IN CHIVIMK. Illxloy Could Not Millie His FrleniU I nilersliinil IIU Lingo. "Thnt fellow Illxby Is tho dnrndrst chnp I ever roo frr gettln' hold o' new-fangled notions. He como over t'other mornln' with his newspnper in his hand, nn' sezee, 'It looks like Ihem Germans was goln' to keep u tight hold on Kopahoo-Chahoo. "Oesiindhelt," so, my daughter 'Llza beth. She'H been takln' u term In (icrmau nt th' High school, an' they alwuys so, 'gesundhelt' when u feller sneezes Jest frr polltoiicsii.' " 'I snld th' Uermnns wuz gain' to hold on to Keenhno-Cliiilioo.' sez Illxby again. " 'These dern Kumtner colds nln't nn Joko,' sez I. An' then his face got red an' ho stiffened up. " 'Keenhoo-Chahoo,' ho sez onco more, " 'It seems a lectio curly for hay fever,' sez I. " 'I'll bet you rnll It Cow-Cow,' he se, with a sneorln' Bnlff. "'No, I don't,' sez I. 'Thet muy bo th" Latin fer It,' I sez, 'but I stick to hay fever overy time.' " 'I ain't sneezln',' snld Illxby, lookln' blackor'n thunder. " 'Wot wuz you doln'?' soz I. " 'I wns glvln' you th correct pernuncla Hon of Keenhow-Chahoo,' ho snorts. " 'Tthero you go again,' I sez. "My, but ho wuz mad clean through! " 'I'm glvln' you th' strictly correct per nunrlntlon of of thet Chinese word right thore,' ho sez, un' shoved his paper up ugalust mv nose "I looked ut th' nnmo ho wuz ptntln' out an' It was Klou-Chnu " 'Well,' I sez, kind n' unrcuitle lllto, 'th' nex' time you come over here tnlkln' Chi nese you better lung out flig with a dragon or suthln' on It Th' fact Is,' sez I "th way you put it we nln't none of us brlcht enutf over here to tcil Chinese Irum catarrh!" '