August 12, 1000. THE ILLUSTRATED HIS 13. 5 Woman Workers Telephone Girl To thy thousands of Omaha citizens who mako use of the telephone- na a dally, per haps hourly necessity, "Central" Is a dis embodied voice, low and well modulated. Tempted by the sweetness of Its tone nudac Ioub ones havo even sought to lift the veil and behold tho priestess only to meet with buslnces-llko rebuff, for Central la a busy young woman and tho eyo and car of the chlof operator are keen. Not to Imply, of course, that tho audacious one would meet with bettor fortune if tho rules wcro lees strict on tho subject. In tho largo exchange room of tho tele phono building sit eight young women with the 'phono becomes engaged In conversation and falls to renllzo tho Might of tho minutes until' ho Is couftonted by his bill. Then there has usually been wrangling, Fre quently also ono girl looking nt tho clock from a certain angle would glvo nn entirely different interpretation to tho time from that of another operator differently located, This difficulty has now been dono away with by tho "calculngraph," a clover do vice which registers minutes and seconds. When a patron begins a conversation the operator stamps tho knob governing tho ma chine nnd the exact second of tho occurrence is registered, When the conversation is E3 n id J'' i k in 10 1 MltS. M. J. FOHD TELEPHONE GIRL NO. 2 I'hoto by Louis II. Dostwlck. deft fingers and quick euro. Their work requires Intelligence and education and tho girls arc abovo tho average in dress and bearing. Each operator cares for 100 num bers, each of which surmounts a tiny trap door. When a patron makes a call a small electric bulb glows and tho trap door falls. On a lower keyboard are columns of holes covering every 'phono on tho list, and Into the number sought for tho operator thrusts the patron's plug. If tho lino is already in uso tho operator is warned by a slight jar In tho transmitter pressed to her car and sho makes tho stereotyped romark, "Talk ing now." In addition to tho privates In the ranks thero aro a number of young women who havo proved themselves worthy of greater responsibilities. Ono of these is "No 2," answoring In everyday life to tho name of Mrs. M. J. Ford, "No. 2" Is a slender, buslncss-llko young woman and has boon In tho service in various capacities for ten years. Whllo sho has no othor official title than her number, Mrs. Ford Is to all purposes nn assistant to tho manager. Duties of No. II. Sho works boforo a switchboard, as shown in tho photograph presented herewith, and does in addition a large amrunt of ofllco work. Tho switchboard Is connected with tho central exchange, the long distance ex change, tho flro operntor nnd every ofllco In tho building. Inquiries of every sort referring to the removal nnd setting up of telephones conio to her desk nnd sho is obliged to bo thoroughly posted as to the prices of desk telephones, long distance bat teries and all uiU uf supplies and ap pliances, In addition to her labors, as a source of information Mm. Ford carries a heavy burden of routine business nnd finds every hour of the day from 8 to C filled to overflowing. Another number with nn Interesting per sonality behind it Is "001," tho long dis tance operator, who has under her chargo five of tho most Intelligent girls in tho service When a customer announces that ho wishes to speak to William White of Oalesburg tho operator must know whore tho city Is located and how to obtnin a wire Btrnlght to tho desired destination. Over tho long dlstnnco wire a customer Is rhnrgod by tho mlnuto and this time limit hns been tho sourco of much bitterness r,f spirit on tho part of patrons. Tho man at concluded tho machine once more announces tho time of day and any dissatisfied patron Is confronted by tho testimony of typewrit ten figures which novor Ho. l-'lrc II ml l'ollee Operntor. "No. 37," flro and pollco operator, la also a young woman of many cares and responsi bilities. "In caso of fire, call 37" is the flaming notlco posted on ovory telephone in tho city. When tho location of tho flro is announced, 37 presses a lever which sounds a gong in every flro houso in tho city. At tho samo instant tho bars confining tho horses aro dropped by an olcctrlc connec tion and ovcry animal springs to his place. Tho captain or lieutenant at each house hur ries to his telcphono and 37 announces tho location several times In succession. If tho flro Is within his territory tho captain shouts to ills mon and they aro up and away. Undor tho old system of exclusive box alarms It wns necessary to wait until tho signal had been sounded on tho gong, with a consequent loss of probably thirty seconds. Tho emergency calls, however, mako up tho smallest part of 37's dutloa. Evory hour, In tho eontrnl districts evory half hour, the eighty mombcrs of tho pollco and detective forces call In for Instructions from all over tho city. If property has been lost or a crlmo committed It Is 37's duty to glvo out tho descriptions as read to her by tho dosk sorgcant at the pollco station. Within sixty minutes, at an outside estimate, therefore, ovory patrolman on tho force comes into any information which tho captain In chargo may wish him to make uso of. If a patrol man falls to call In nt the proper time, par ticularly at night, tho operator at onco noti fies tho station anil dotectivo aro sent to his boat to ascertain whether ho haB mot with accident or foul play. Comfort of Knilo cm Provided I'or, For tho benefit of tho young women em ployes tho telcphono management has pro vided ovory facility for comfort and good health, It Is necessary that tho windows should bo located high nbovo tho floor to lock out tho rumblo of passing trucks and electric fans nro largely rellod upon for ven tilation. Every girl comes undor tho grate ful influenco of these atmospheric disturb ers nnd thero Is novor a lack of cooling nlr currents, At tho lunch hour most of tho girls open tho baskets brought from homo nnd spread them upon the long tnblo In a cool room equipped for tho purpose. There Is nil attendant who prepares tea and any small dish may be warmed at a moment's notice. Thero are also toilet and bath rooms, with plenty of hot and cold water for those who wish to avail themselves of the bath fncltltles. Tho hours of labor range between eight and nine, with a shifting scale. In order that tho less desirable ''tricks" may be ap portioned among all alike. Tho full force remains on duty until 6 or G o'clock In the evening, when tho greater portion goo home, the number dwindling rapidly until midnight, when only a half dozen are left to attend to tho wants of those who sleep not. Whllo thero is littlo leisure for the teh phono operntor, her work would not be con sidered exhausting nnd hns many pleasant features. Thoro nro occasions, howover, election nights nnd porlods of excitement, when tho public nppcars to roly upon th" operator as a divinity who knows nil things People cnll her up to ask the time of day or to Inquire whether It Is going to rain Two weeks ngo, when It wns nnnnunced In wholesale circles that a largo Jobbing house had decided to locate In Omaha, tho fact was celebrated by a general blowing of whistles. Tho public had no wnrnlng of the now 8 and evory man rushed to his telephone Almost every ono of tho 2,700 trap doors on tho long keyboard dropped nnd the opera tors woro hopelessly swamped for an hour. Told Out of Court A littlo Iowa girl was bitten by a dog at which she had thrown sticks and Hiones a few months boforo and this was pleaded In extenuation of damages, but tho court laid down the doctrine that n "dog has no right to brood over its wrongs and re member In malice." A newspaper Item says tho following is a will as it appears un tho surrogate's record and published in tho Syraiuso (N. V.) Herald: "C1CEKO, August tho 20, l&yi. 1 hero Ily Draw up a Coppy of a will in cuco of axldent or death. 1 bequato the inorgngo on My Farm held by Hlchard Doylo to my wife, Mary Murphy, also tho Money In Hank. Sinod, TIMOTHY MUKl'HY. "And 1 llequato 20 Dollars per year from iho Incum of tho fnrm to pay tho dot on tho church until tho church is Paid For. T. MUKl'HY. "And 1 bequato 10 Dollars to St. Joseph society, Now York, to huvo my naino in tho society and 1 bequato 25 Dullnrs to AUIs Dauder and to put a suitable monlumeut on my grave. Slued, "TIMOTHY MUKl'HY." Tho two last clauses were not held valid btcauso not signed In tho presence of wlt-muses. A Maori chief who lost 40 through a white storekeeper going through thu bank ruptcy court has given tho following lucid exposition of this particular branch of Hrltlsh Jurisprudence: "Tho pakcha (white man) who wants to become pnk arapu (Insolvent) goes into business and gets lots of goods and does not pay for them. Ho then gets all tho money he can togother, say 2,000, nnd puts all of It except 0 away where no ono can find It With tho G ho goes to a Judge of tho court nnd tolls him ho wants to become pnkarapu. Tho Judge then calls all tho lawyers together, likowlso all tho mon to whom tho pekoha owes money and ho Bays: 'This man Is pakarapu, but ho wishes to glvo you all that ho has got nnd so ho hns asked mo to divide this f among you till.' Tho Judgo thereupon gives tho law yers 4 and tho remaining 1 to the other men. Then tha pekelia goes homo," Chinese Policemen-- Thirty Thousand in Pekin In cojtume a Chinese policeman Is some thing between a circus elown and a fool ball player, Ills breeches are always baggy mill very well wadded no clumsy you wonder how ho gets around In them particularly when, as Is often the ease, h.i wears u coat, also thick and clumsy, com ing well below the knees. Dark blue Is the prevailing color, set olT and nccenteil with bunds and facings of lighter blue, red, green, maroon and brown, but never yellow. That Is the sacred or royal hue, permitted in no body below the rank of u viceroy. In the treaty ports, that Is lo say, those open to foreign Influence and commerce, the police force is largely made up of Sikhs fimii northern India The loaxon perhaps. Is that the Chinese thoinsehes are so estentlnlly iiuwarllke they have a pr ivorli tlovlU aro to witness thu review or the parade. Tho weapons are curious looking, but wicked In the extreme -the three hooked spcara they all carry In particular make Jagged and ghastly wounds, llesldes tho 20,01111 within the wall 1'cklu maintains a force of 11.000 with which to regulate affairs in the outer city. They are under command of the same general ollleer and governed by the same regulations, though there are variations arising from thu differ enccH of situation. Men and otllcers alike furnish their own uniforms, but are armed by the state and receive a mniilhly rice nl lowanco In addition to their pity The chief gets a fair satin- but the men and subordinate olllcers are mcagerly paid Not withstanding, they make and save money enough to retire after moderate terms of MiilluT, Mrs Inn t'niiilal Or iiidin,,iirr .Mis 1 roulii Yr, (licit t ratulinot Iht, Mrs (liuxlllu Smith. (Jr-'iit (treat nrmnlmnt her, Mim. Iliuumh U'uli '.iMiiiirnmm. 1 taliy, Ituth Criitulul. PICTUKE OF FIVE (5ENEKATIONS KESIDINO AT K1VEKTON, la. -Photo by J. F. Lewis. lo the effect that "no good man is ever a soldier." As men in tho pay of tho Chinese government, whether natives or not, they have taken an active part In the present tioubtis in China. Tho pollco rank officially as gendarmerie. In Pel.lu thu head of them Is always a Miinchu. Policemen must bo plentler than blackhi rrles In thu Chinese capital. Thu sacred or imperial walled elty keeps be tween 15,001) and 20,000 or them. This walled elty Is two miles square, with two great gates in eacli wall-face, half a mile from the corners, and a mllu from each other. Broad streets stretch straight from one to another, thus cutting the space In side Into a big nine-block. Police stations aro scattered all along the nine squares, especially around their outer edges, which face upon thu passway Inside the wall. The head of tho police has charge of all the city gates. They aro iiiuo In number since thu side next the palace proper has an extra gate In the exact middle of tho two mile wall. Policemen In tills, tho Tartar city, belong to whnt is known as tho Eight Banner corps. They do not carry arniH, not even no much ns the baton of a civilized officer, but keep swords, spears, guns and cutlasses In racks at tho stations and make u rush for them when they hear tho signal gun. This Is fired by an ollleer whoso special charge it Is, either upon orders, or If in ills own Judgment It is necessary. The penalty for firing it at the wrong time Is severu It may ho degradation and banish ment, or simply strangulation. Upon parades and reviews tho policemen nro always armed, especially If foreign service. "Inllueuco" In the shape of cold cash stands the prisoner's friend In China oven more than anywhere else In thu world. In fact, but for tho "presents" tho forco Is allowed to Hqui.j.ci i lit of natives and foreigners alike, thero might be dllllculty In getting men for the service, oven though humanity Is cheaper than dirt-cheap all over the Celestial empire. A Memorandum Detroit Journal: Doing ullllcted with an Ingrowing nail upon his great too, Socrates consulted thu Delphic oraole, "Cut a V iu the edgu of tho nail!" said tho oracle. "Hut," said Socrules, who was nothing, If not disputatious, "there Is no V In the Creek alphabet!" Tho oracle perceived its faux pas at once, nnd was much nettled, hotly accusing Soc rates of deliberately trying to mako a monkey of it. Plants that Reason In order to And tho truo answer to this question a daughter of n prominent Mexi can plnntor tried tho following oxperlmont: This young woman drovo a nail lu tho wall somo distance from the tendril of n morn ing glory plant. Tho tendril begun ut onco to grow toward tho null. Tho nail was shlfU'd; tho tendril shifted its uourso. Finally a cord was hung up to tempt tho tendril and It shifted Its course toward the cord and loft the nail which It had flvo times persisted in following. ' U lis - ' L CHINESE POLICEMEN A KM EI) WITH THE (JKUHL THKEIMIOOKED SPEAKS THEY CAKKY ON PAKADE.