THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: WKD'NESUAV, AnU'ST 8, 1MK). 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 The Omaha Daily Bee K. IlOSKWATlSIt, Hdltor. - tttiit.ffjitKri hvkiiy MOUSING. ( - I 1(1 M.iMo.t.inTtnM Dally lieo (without -Sunday). One Year 15.W TKtf.MN I J I' HI DDL UII i . "L'no Mill Chicago: icio Unity Hulldlng New York; Teniulo Court. Washington: Ml Fourteenth Street. Sioux city: 611 Park Street. V.UJlIilUnt'U.Ul'4ilI Communications rclntlnc to nows and editorial matter should bo addressed: .. omaha Uee, Kdltorlal Department. HuslneSB lPtter n.,,1 remlltnners should U U 0 141 liOQ MM 1 J l4kJt I. bn addressed: Tho Ueo Publishing Com- . Aaii, viimiiu. HKM1TTANCES Remit bv draft, cxrjress or postal order, jiayablo to The Heo IMibllshlng Company, mnll nw-nlllilil lVrunnnl rhn Oil Omaha or Kastcrn exchanges, not accepted. THli DUE PCllLIBUI.NO CUMl'AM. 8TATKMKNT OK CinCL'I.ATlON. Slato of Nebraska, Douglas County, as: sav-s that tlm actual number nf full and romploto copies or The Dally, Morning, Evening niuf Sunday Dee. printed during the month of July, low, was us follows: 1 17.... ..a..7o "a--ill! l.UT.riio V a.!!! 4.... 5.... 6.... ..irr.Bio ..ar.nao ..'JII.OIO ..l!7,:J!IO ..i!7,r,no ..27,180 . .20,700 ..27,:tllO ..27,r,20 ..27,01)0 ..27.H10 ..27,r.no ..U7,r.20 18.... 19.... 20.... St.... .. sT.niin "Jil'.1."5 "-7oo a7.oiio 2.1.. 21.. ..itr r.r.o ....27.r.70 . .-7,r,iMi 28.... 29.... 30.... T linn I m . U7.0K, I'.lln ..20,7.'l.'( 31. .27,nito 'T'oinV"'"7"'1"0 Less unsoid and' returned conies' '' V- ?h returned copies.... 1-.-7H Net total sales H:t7.777 rci uany arcrage 27,025 Hubscrlbed nnd sworn to before mo this uioi uujr ui Juiy, rjuo. M. Ii. HITNC1ATK. Notary rubllc. I-AIITIUS l.i:.Wl.C i-oit huhumii. l'nrtlca Irnvliiu: the rltv fnr the miiiiniiT miiy linvc The Urn "put tu (lit-iu ri-Hiiliirl)- 1r otlfyiiK The lire Illinium oWee, In iirmoii or li- mull. The nildrrsn ill liu chiuiKed ns often nn Ueslreil. The Itrvan nress n,.nt i,n ini..'i.. gotten out his multiple spectacles ncnln ' Nobody will compete with Seinitni- Fettlgrow as prime snokesmnn fnr Agulnnldo In this country. r- If Mr. Iti-vnn ,l,.u e .ll.l l.l . ... . - - -. . . . .w.. .3 . iwi. win.; l III II 11)1111 I '"-""' nn L-llllL-I VI IIIH rillllllll!' Ilintnu I rillinliiL' mates he can easily arrange a debate with his own utterances and predictions of four years ago, refraining tlon More peoplo nro there now than can be comfortably cared for. n. 1 -......- ... .... . wciiukii iniiiuu is hoc sparing on 1. 1.. ..... ...... ..... yu. ioi.b. nut mis is one iiitio ex- travngnncc In which he will hare the general npproral of the public, under niu in-uiiiiui c,ijiiiiiiiiiii'es existing. Chairman Jones has put the Nebraska member of the democratic national com mittee on his executive committee, which means that he thinks Nebraska requires looking after. Chairman Jones is right ou this point Just as a matter of precaution Mr. llrynn took along with him on tho same train the chairman of tho notltlcatlon committee, upon whom devolves the duty of telling about the nominations made at Kansas City. Tho Topeku Capital says everything points to landslide to the republican nnrtv in tlmr utntn in i-n,,,. V... uriiBui must 1101 ici Kansas get aiiead " LoiniiiB 10 tne support or tne party of progress and prosperity. It Is proposed by some democrats to throw all the present would-be leaders in tills county overboard unless they get together for Itryan's sake. If all the local democrats who Imagine they are leaders were thrown orerbonrd, where would the ship get ballnst? Tho nllles hare discovered that there are more Chinese soldiers between Tien Tsln and I'ekln than they had supposed, Tho chances are, therefore, that there will eventually be more Chinese corpses etrown along the path to tho Chinese capital than wns originally anticipated. Omahii has returned to thu long-ills- carded practice of redeeming some of its municipal bouds In cash without nsuiug the liohlers to renew them. Tho fact that the city Is on a cash basis Is furthermore to be credited to the energetic performance of duty by the republican city treasurer Ex-Congressman John I. Martin, who is ofllchitlug as sergeant-at-arms for Mr. Hryan, should bo promptly muzzled, Ho hns already carried Ohio, Illinois nnd Indiana for Hryan and If he keeps on ho will have exhausted the forty live states of the union and will be looking for more states to conquer long before election day heares in sight The protests ngulnst the tiling of the silver republican and the populist btnte tickets hare been lodged with the sec retary or suite aim win do given a political enses. however, precedents do not "mint Mr. Hryan might really enter Into the spirit of tho occasion at Indianapolis .. .. ..... and enjoy Uie proceedings It it were not for tho Khost of thu tlrorer Clereland administration walking beside him In i,n n..Un.. nf iiini Kiii..iiu.in 'in... Knnsus Oltv convention that nerne. truted Stevensou rendered Itself liable to prosecution for willful and wanton cruelty to animals. uauy iieo nnu tjuuiiny, who from Tien I Sill to reUlll, Willie in ine jireseiu ifpreseiiiaiiuii 111 iuwniu!n uuu ?! " mm ,,,m,,ly ,,ml '" t,,B l,lt,t,tornl nvfa! lf tl,c ,,rw,S9 of i . ? cr"T nf "(ty to T ,!".i 1'7 Hatunfny Ueo, one Year , r ,.rV,K ,nllv. The International negro disfranchisement slinll go on upon " greeted the democratic camiiiiate weekly Uee, One .ear . ()- lvkn rtntwl , t, Mnm NorUl Mm ,. for the presidency on his nrrlral In omahat Tho t.dL. , bo from 11.000 to 1.3.000. an army so As the New York Sun says, "the rule Oinnlm was luagij, n he po,.c ratc A South Omaha: City Hall Hulldlng, Twen t-(.l a 1 1 vol v small that It would seem lin- of one-quarter of the union by a despotic orMin to uoui usai to ,tni. inis is Council muffs: 10 lVnrl Htrcct. hopelessness of further effort and is lug returned from their tour of inspeo- fircatest mistnKo tuc inner ever mane n io omco of that uoay aMy from 12 until 2. M Hung Chang Is evidently wise In L-l it to .,..t nn end to the horrors of tlou lu the east, and should be ready to "quire the KaniBB City convention to relt- As ono ot the Bcnlor ministers ot tho for- from Increasing the oonula- - It wn ,1,1 ,i,.tr,,nt nothlntr from his Cet down to business. The llrst thing ! " V "L, "L ' !,Rn f"? c0 .,,e "pent. cve7 Uay i" " nf Uni-1.. 1 1 . .. . . ' 1 . . ... ...... ... uuu luwk i'v..u..ou. . & or u 111 tno aitcrnoon mere, iiieso were or 1 ekln by moving to the cart ta . fimw. ir in. in,nl,l nffor to Riinendor and the board should take up ls the ones- .., , j.,, j..,i .,.i ...,,,,,, , formal heniing. The same questions ' Louisiana that wiilto voters are lloI1..i ,.OIlvt.Ilttol, for this purpose was monopoly Is In no sense a trust, -wo do varrcn J. Lynch, tho general passenger were threshed over once before when ashamed to confess their illiteracy r t li.. Iuoh In tlit" vniuiHtlizii lust claim." ho says, "tho right to use our own aRt.nt of tho Chicago ruR Kour railroad. ' . 'ii i . ! in nnW t, uolii the dlsL-rimlna. 0111 f uunpaiMi just patenU a rgilt which Is guaranteed to us which covers n wldo area of western tcrrl- protcsts were tiled four years ago against to oi in the uihu nimii ln ,imt state. Tho consent-of- ,,y Ul0 constitution of tho United Stntos." tory. says: "Tho holo situation can bo tllO Silver republican certificates. In tlOll IllIlllO IU UlUr lllOr llllll ll .,,...,r.....ll..,1,.i H,,.,,,... 11 i-iirht With Tl.lu nnmnnnv m,.Wn nnnrmniis nrofltH and. nm..,r.,l nn In n few words. Never before THU riilXESV VOW KS. ACrorilint: lO 1110 MlCSl IIIIVICI'S nil- I . ...... ..,.. - It.n I Chinese forces between Tien Tslu nnd I'ekln mid nt the capital arc form Ida blc .i...., ...i,..i...... timv imif timvi. It J I IlllltM I H IHIIVtl I I II . I ' ' ' I ' 1.. . I.. A 1 11 ..I.HU.. ti lu ui.l.l II uu ill iluiiliNK unmij lite l.'tO.OOO CIiIiipsu troops on the route i . possible for It to accomplish the task u i. i,..-ti,.. ir Mi., rtiliw.m. in-.. ii. nun ....... . ... -- .. .... . I.l .. lir,l .....I iw.rlvt..nt lliflitlnir. ....... r- In the battle nf l,w( Mlllll IIV t II.V . , .... I.. ill.. snowed u.ai nicy cmi uKnt .u... ........ ,,00d deal of damage, but they seem tmVilili - to withstand a reverse nnd re- to In of "Cai Willi II1CIU OCCOIHUH u 10m . ...1.1 i i. the war with .lapaii the Chinese sh i he war wit , .lapan t te t; mnese s mwe. themselves to be wretched soldiers, but thev have since been under the Instrtic- Hon of foreign olllcers and hare learned (loll of forelg SOlllCtlllllg Of EtlfOPCall 11)1111.11 lllCtl. 0(Hi u iu ,1,.,111,1l1l Hint mnxt f.f Mm CIlllli'SP troops which tho International force will encounter are well armed, but that they neiirs to have been (itilte conclusively ,i(,.1)nHii.,itli in hh hiipi-ntlium nirnliist w'lHonHirilUMi l me Optiiitions iifeiuusi the legations In I'ekln. it Is apparent, 10Wcvl.,.t that the Chinese are deter- mined to make a rigorous resistance to the udrance of the International force ...... .. . mill unless tho latter is lieariiy rc forced It Is very likely to meet w disaster. An army of -10,000 to fio.i ,,(! uiili-ss thu latter Is heavll.r rein- i.i. iniu could nrobablv more steadily forwiml iviiiii. i.nt tin. hiiiuII fiii-io now .id- ..,.,,,.. , iii..,!.. ... (i0,.,iiiitP.l lii.fori. " - - v i ... 1 1 ii.. .i. 1 1.... nn... -.Keis 1 .,, ' IP III' IIT till, nl lM HUM HIIIIII I'll llll l chlneso to make ample preparations and the former may have to pay a cwy penalty for unnecessary delay. SOUTH Al'HH AS SITVATIOS. SOUTH AI'lllCAX SITVAT1UX. t,.l.ll ,.n.,H,i liu lww.11 in n l,u-,.o . ,.u..v . n- .. ... II.. ... I .' .1... .. I......I I.. I v.Lviit iii.uiiii. ...,., ...u r,.,t(..u.. ... . - . .... Koutii Airica by tne more inieresung and exciting events In China. This Is true not only of this country, but also .... i v. ." V. 1 ....... . i iu iviif,iii umei i.ii n. "..I ii nn-1 tlons. Hut there are some matters of Interest In South Africa, not the least of which Is the report from Pretoria tlmr Pri.Mlili.nr Krm'i.r Is wllline: to snr- render lf a satisfactory promise is given ns to his tiltlinnte destination. While this report Is not to be received witu en- tlre conmJuilcc u ,s b-v 110 ,UL'mm ,n' credible. The Uoer cause has been steadily losing ground. Tho surrender of two forces recently and the gradual tightening of tho Hrltlsh coll about others could not la 11 to nave it (Ilslieart- onin.r nff.mt i.n.t U 1 l.v nn tm.niia nn. .............. T.....l.l.... T.- i.l.nca I.. I .....fc, ...... . .u ..j I I1UU1.V llllll i leomeilL uuihvi niu.iva in this. He bus done all that mortal man could do to defend his country against the Invader nnd If now he sees the rmk - in enimi.etloii therewith some con- aidnrntlnn for himself. i. ,t wiu.Hmf Hiiu i-niim-r )io trnn nr " f t(. ta ,,ri.f timr tin. ,.mi nf real "". "l-l'' - ,n Houth An-ca cannot be very re- ,uote Tlu I?oer 01H.rntlons hare ceased to b U.gl.ef,sive or formidable. They XUOV .rnido uab e 1 able have, so far as appears, no considerable force at auy point. They are still to ,umoy the t.I1L.luyi but they cannot .....l.iti.lii Hilu unrr nf thine for nnv .............. . a v great tune. Tiieir nuinuers are siemiuy diminishing and they cannot repmco the losses. Such being the situation, It would not be surprising If President Kruger decided not to go on nddlng to the calamities of the contllct, but to ac cept tho inevitable. trfl"7K DlSVlllMIXATIOXt ine .ew ioik nun poiuis out uiui the reason for the suffrage dlsciimlna- tlon nenlnst the Illiterate necroes of the Ln,ith is the fact that throuirhoiit the old confederate states the percentage of ..... ..... 1 ....... 1.1.. 1 1 1.. 11... wane iiiiieiuey i uu niKiiei w.uu m rost 0f the uuiou and in all English- gncnklnir countries. It shows that 111 Hm Vnw lnplnml stntos. touether with ..... . o . Now York New Jersey and Pennsyl- .o ioik. jtrbtj .11 uu i L uxii vanla, the percentage of Ulteracy lu 1800 was only U.UO per cent among mi- tiro white males of teu years of uge and orer. In the central western states It wns nlv Ji.:ii! nor cent and in the further 1 Il.-lul..,. It inm ,...lv !ir.(l .....".. .y v l"-' ...... I- The percentage of native white v..... ...- - - , . illiteracy In the eleven states of the confederacy In 181)0 ranged from 7.08 In Texas to 'J0.."S lu North Carolina. u,...u i. .,... "t.i tiw.u,. titnt.iu timri. ?1.J O V. W..... ... -,.- ......v.. .. i iii, i, lll'l. lllllllll. Il.S 1111111V llIllU'llllU 1111 11! white males as In all the rest of the union. Iu Louisiana, with a popula tion not much oxceedlm; a million In 181)0, there were more than a.ODO more ! Hu.ko iiilti.rntoM than In Now York. witu u population of about six mlllious. r N-nitli flnrollnn. with a nomilntlon of only a little more than 1,000,000, there were 41,0.-5 more of these Illiterates than In New York." In the eleven old secession states the miti.intn white, ninlefl of ten rears of age and over aggregated -1SJ,- UKI In 1800. It is easy to under stand from this why the Illiterate na- i tlve whites are excepted from the educa tional (iiinlltlcatlon. Its application In North Carolina would hare disfran chised i!0 per cent of them and to hare done tills would have left the demo crats of that state lu the minority. As It is the "red shirt" democracy of that state may tlnd that It ennnot hold per manent control, even with 75,000 or 100,000 negroes deprived of the suffrage, It lias been found by experience to be expected there will be a similar experience in .mihii i aroiiiin. ui uuu event the party of terrorism and In tlmldutlon may sooner or later discover that In striking down the constitutional ., .... ., i,...,.i rigia m a piuuun i uiu in-upii! mu mun nffected tliousands of others wliose rotes that party needs lu order to re- tnin its nower. . .. federate states ! . n, i .r' . .. . . The eleven out conieiie with Uielr army of nutlv ates, have one-fourth of the electoral votes of the uuiou, and it is needless to say tlitit thoy will go solidly for the I... niln .......I...... ... VntmliiltiiH I lUHMia 11 IHMlllIll-t- lll.l imiu'iuwii They will also elect ono-quarter of tin-1 members of the house of representatives. U n vnrv snrlniis nitration ns to how V I tnnif tlm A iiw.rli.ii ii tii.nti i w tiprm t n tnese soutnern stales to retain men- . , . . .t.i.l oligarchy, with the inclilentai suppres- slim nf tinriiuil tinlltlcnl discussion and --- . (llvls oil. Is 11 real lllld It crnVO (lniicer." I , , VV TO THFMl OI.l) THICKS. Tlie popocratlc tom-tom beaters are tip The popocratlc tom-tom beaters are up their old tricks. Nothing In the shape exaggeration, Imposture of lnisrepre- l, si.iitntlnii Is to lm ntnlltpd to make the Vc bellevo tl t oo mtry h on to public l)Uitt ti lt t it coiintii s on ihl for Hryamind the democratic ticket. 'i'lic llrst sample brick Is found In the announcement In the local Hryanltc or- gan that "between l.fioo and'J.OOO people ,.Uu..i..l.1n.1 .. Il. llmnlm .Inllnn ( 7-!10 iirtm 111 II. III. lll Im'IIIIIIIII -IIIIIWM IIU tF" lust evening to see the democratic presl dentlal nominee nnd party as they passed through the city eiirotite to the formal notltlcatlon meeting at Indlanap- oils." No more barefnci i,....,,,,...! ooiilil hae been Invented. barefaced fabrication 'J no I5ee8 report ot tno nuinner ot People who greeted Mr. Hryiin as he passed through this city on his llrst rlslt ..I I. I ..t..tll..t ... l.l The IJee-8 report of the number of nlnce his reiiominaiion at Kansas uity i,lti,..w flu. Hi. ni-i. nt inn. luiiint'iwl until. innr""1" "f."- "- i .. .ii ini.1 i-,ill-nv ..iiu.l,.v.. mill nil. "w...v.. ...... ........... . , T t who happened to be Ihls ..sllinnte Is over HlJisutl observers there state unit tins estimate is over nf Hiiwn rather tiian under the mart wiio tntiK nci'MM nil tn niiv tnir n-MiH'i'm . . . . :.rv ; l.l.iu." Ill mv ci.ll.ui. .it ..ui io' Wl'"1 ow" 101 111111 cx' I'iuh purpose, yet the Uryanlte press "Kcnts herald It broadcast that a seeth- lug mob of from 1,000 to '-'.000 people ..i-nwdixl iii-onnd the tilutiorin to shake crowded around tho platform to shake .1... 1......1 .i i... inv num. ... ...... ........ nt,-, I , , i-.it-r.i uuu ieini.-iiiL.ui0 iiui. nnu t-iu n i . (1K0 the railroad crossings ami water upotits were peopled with thousands of Hryan worshipers In the Imagination of :: J -"- """ .. itryiiu juess iukus. i ney can lecnii tne 0V( Utotics circulated about old men driving across country for llfty miles to look at tti - vnn before thev died niid women i., - ,.uulii, fm-u-nnl with Infniit imulli.lm that they might say the great Uryati had 0nce patted their cheeks. The question Is, Must the public be again Inlllcted with a repetition of these distorted pictures? Will not the llrynu- ltes giro the people credit for some com mon sense? Uo they expect them to swallow such concoctions when the runts nro so rmtent tlint the truth cannot i... ..n..n,,in,i ui v. v... v .4 . v. v. . , .-.o rr.-c ....... :r... ...... 1,1 iiiti.....! . .Tnllrnnl. II .IT WILL lllhl 1)0 Alton in The members of the Ronrd of County Commissioners are again on deck, hav- tlon why SlTo.OOO belonging to the tax- payers should be kept ou deposit lu the banks not only without nny depository . . .. . 7 . f . " bond, but wiuiout DiivuiR a cent or in- . .. - . " terest Into the county treasury? The law Is explicit lu prohibiting the lonnlug of county money except where lumiiufc ui uuuiiij muiiej e.i.ejfL ineie the Interest comes back to the credit of U tlUtUL the axpajers. IrrespectHe of this, sound business principles would require Some return lor tile large balance Kept ... ... . ,. ,. j ... ..... u....o. .. ....ou wuiha ua- ,uU - i-u,- cl-ui uu eny money ami coum nut escape giving equal terms to the county lf the issue were forced. What ls the county board going to do llboilt It? 1 The Alabama election, which bus Just gone democratic by a large majority, Is said to be regarded ua n test of onlnlnn nn tin. ,,natin,, nf lmhiinc n emistltntlnnnl Convention, favored by the dciuownt J . .. .. Wlilcii will eliminate tne negro irom polities In that state. In other words, tin. ilenioerntle vletorv InsurlUL' necro .i,oC..,..ni.icn.,.n..f n-iv..u mmilmr nrnnf ..f -,.......,, o..... .. .........v.. h,o limlnenrltv of deinoei-ntle solleltudo the InsliKeiltj or dtinoLiatic soitcitmie f0P the consent of the governed. , Tho nttentlon of tho attorney general Is called to the orldenco of combination exlstinir between the local lob printers, ...1, ...,n nul-n.1 t,. ilvn natlimitnu fnr "-.. the program of the coming musical ... . festival, submitted Identical bids, each placing the price at exactly $-175. A little thing like this, however, can i...v,iiv I... viini.t,.i) tn imvi. imv niiiim ........ v.....i. ... ... , w (a h....... .... ,i i....i.i ,... t ........ I I lilt! 1I1I111LJ1U 11I11U' UL LlllT UlUlll LlllRL- smasher. Tho A orld-IIerald persists in repeat- the false assertion that there are not o many traveling men ou tue rouu now there were In 1S1HJ. A census of the nmnuinciuriug ami juuuiug nouses oi i t t . . I f t. ...Ill 41 i-I... - l.n... wmium m iuuuu UK,ue i..l d..u exatuy im. iclim. out u,u uouu- Herald) does not want to get at the real fll(jtB or lt; would make such an Inquiry aiul produce tne statistics. Suggestion Is made that the trial of Ilk adulteration cases in the police ,,. V.;!nl V,.t.?,?tl To tl.o of m Hilt calls attention to the iic-o 1 of a milk coiir strong puro food law In Nebraska. What It really calls attention to Is the tww.ii ,.f i nnlii-i. Iniliro Iii tin. iinlli-i. cniu-t who will enforce the laws In the In terest of the public rather than lu the Interest of litigants who employ his partner as their counsel. Alabama Is to bo the next state in which democracy will disfranchise the neuro The holding of a constltu- democracy, but It Is Intended for north- ern consumption mill not for practical II 1....1 ll.nl.. u.iul.niwtnll uiMnrv I ... .. .. ,. Illlllllk IIU.I 111... lialms passed by Auditor Cornell, tne .lo-nothlnu (.ecretarles of the state rail- commission will feel more like re- ' HiHindliitr to the nersuaslve elooiience 11 J -Ion ui I nir oniinlt ee of th f touching coniinlttee. , . , . .........u..,. in n... nnraunu vi. o nniiniii i. The Omaha school board never had such u hard time uetorc seuunug u mini willing to touch commercial luum - n ill in.- 1111" piuiiui in. inv "i iiiiHliunu Itt II... ...1in.il (iff tlm ill tract Ire salary of $110 u moiitli. .Inst Imagine how ninny people would have lieeii cllnibliii' over one another for the r- iicc licfnro Mi-K In or nrri.miel' tv Mtrilek mo country. t. . a . i ........... i....v....." ... l"" 11111 reason is can ami . .1.1.... I.. .. i.l ll",,,ul,l'' "luuiuiiiiimuiu in u.M.i-u ... I,,, .., ...... ... I. ... .u .....u.u ...... i.iuvmv., The democratic and republican nom- .... .w..v ...... ..v ... "-'cs imnois are to oe gncn n jouu - Ltiunii iml-uuuh u mv im" "i"- lB ot mo caiupaigu, i nis is none, iru- Hi.n.nbly, so that the republicans can ,"... . . . . 1 etoine muuuuitii aui litintui witn their opponents to enable them to reeog- l"B iu'wiuih; huiuiuith hvi i.v have been through the election mill. 1 Out of personal esteem for former u .,.,.,...,,. t m,,,.,. M,.,-I,ni frnut. fcectotiuj .1. Merllng .-ioiton, irust finisher Smyth has given up the Idea or getting after the cereal mill combine at uut'e uUt i8toiui is lauucniug out uuer the grain buyers monopoly, ho teei " 'c -'! 1,1,11 " " .. ...in i.. .ni .... l preciatc tno moi. Ueforo the present season Is over the odor of the Ak-Sjir-Hen iroat will have been carried to every town In this part i... i j i "Ci'Ji UIUIII.-U iu .nj mnii ... . . . ...... If . . ... .. .11 ... I., of tl,u couu lf ,llu lm,ct 1 lmll,,f s k,'nt ,m Illp vwlt mu' l,L' 11 llltlti strong, but the visitors tlnd him one of tllO tUOSt aillUSIIlg aUIIliniS ever pill Oil exhibition Ilnril I'lRliH-m to Kill. Sim v if tho Doers h raider, Do Wot, 1 really distinguish Sun Krnnclsco Call. havo lost that dashing they have lost their lust really distinguished communacr. ii.tt It musi uo remoDiuereu wiai 11 iuv .1 kuuu il..,.l 1 1, r, -,.,., I ,. 1111111 BCllDUWVUrtl iu niwmub.ij m ,. ti.. IWll t. UUll IncroitHliiK 1'nlille (inU-ty. Mlunuupolts Journal. Tho Vermont dnmocraU are deeply pained nr thn nrmv rnnteeii nnd nro denouncing tt, nresMnnt "for forcim? rum on the sol- dlcrs." This ls In public. In private ono has about sb much difficulty In forcing rum on u Vermont democrat as in forcing tho sma11 boy t0 tho plc' Senator VesfH Indiscreet Talli. Cincinnati Commercial. Senator Vest of Missouri again says that "tho constitution of our fathers has been trampled In tho dust." Surely It Is not polltlc for a democrat liko Senator Vest to ..h ttiat way about tho North Carolina situation, for wo presume he refers to the condition ot anairs in tnai siaie. ... . .. ..I..... I Ex-Oovornor Doyd of Nebraska, tho only democratic governor tho state has ever had, has declared against Dryan. Ho says tho Ueserveil l'roiuotlon of I'rlvuten. Detroit. Freo Tress. As a rowan!' ot excellent scrvlco records nnd high standing In examinations forly- oignt eniistoa men 01 mo unitea states array navo rcceivea commissions as secouu lieutenants and will bo assigned to duty in tho various arms of the service after this . ... u.uw w. ..... v. . . vv. u..v. .u. year'8 Eraduatcs of tho military academy choice of tho vacancies, Thero wl bo r,accs for tno Kra(llIftlC3 mui tho promoteii privates und for el nii,r annolntees who are to como from civil llfo. ... ... . . . . .u .".. ... ....... i ... ' . . ,. ,,, ,..' , flndlnK nrmy maierM nmoriK avored ;ons amj s(wlety pcts was most ,,amfully dem- onstrated. - -1 . 1 snviiiKN or nBr-luiinirm. xn t-.. Ah Mr. tirvnr. nn hi. rr.'.n,-,. nrn are busying thomsolves with asklne the wage-earners of tho country what benelitn they havo drawn from prosperity since th?lr lacrensed earnings "nro eaten up by .uc... ...... ......... ....v.. sitiiiti. aro not gottlng their usual pay. or when prices advance moro than wages, their sav- Ings banks deposits aro drafted on to "heln out" from day to day and weds to week, . , ... ... .... .... . . ln,B la llroveu 1,10 IUCI Ulul lroln oJJ sav) banka Unlu(1 states docreased from $1.7S3,ir.0.037 . j1.747.96i.9go. That was tho time of wil- BOn law low prices but no work! The loss for ono yenr In savings banks deposits was more than $37,000,000. Now York's super lnienuuill Ul UUIIKS HUB just IDauill Ilia IU- ,,,, , ,,., '"; - " " - "Ty T dB. u gnows in this state mono on July l do- p0Btll) ot $9o2losi,500. in 1S95 Now York'H savings banks doposlts wore J6l3.s73.ri74. This means that siuco tho defeat of Bryan- Ism tho wnge-enrners havo earned and ... I savea so mucn moro man u cobi mom .... llvo that they havo been nble to Invest enormous sums of money. In New York alono thoy havo put In tho savings banks $278,000,000 moro than they had in OXK OF THU THUST SM.VSIIKUS. Fol,ru Jone. nnd the Cotton ll.,ll Combine. IndlnnapoIlH Journal. Senator and Chairman Jones is not In tho poalon hu party would 8elcct or tho lea(ior ot a party that is to bo a trust- Killer, as ho ls n shareholder In tho most odious trust in the cotton states. An Ar- kansas man discovered an Improvement of great value for baling cotton and Sonator Jnes became Interested In securing tho Patent8' Not having sulllclent money to cupy (h(j wnQQ floWi U)0 AmerlcBn Cot. . comminy was organized and Mr. Jones wamo a shareholder. Tho company hus In rnniini of 7.ooo.ooo nnd tho somewhat notorious Mr. Hearles, formerly conspicu- ous In tho lobby of tho Sugar trust and a Wall streot man, Is president. Tho com- pany has presses In 300 places In tho cot- ton Btntes. Its patents enabling it to mo nopolize tho business to tho detrlmont of all cotton growers. Thoro Is no moro com- pleto trust In tho United States. Of course, Mr- Jones declares that this cotton-bnllng ns tho patonts will hold for years. tho Searles-Joues cotton-ballng trust Is tho most grievous monopoly In tho south, yet Senator Jones tulls tho New York Sun that .... ............... uln.nl.. ,. Iliio I n n.o nrnnn. l"u -""'l''W .."l-W - ...I.u nn..ll,.l l,.rn ...innol. In tn rri' uauiiii wun ii. iimi iiju viiuuai. " w". vUccessfully tho entornrlso In which It h8 nnCaccd." When Oovernor Altgold mado his last I . i i t i . hi I speech ho told his hearers to "bear In mind ht "very trust In America is lighting the dorooc.rntlo p,a,form." As the Searlcs- Wall-strect-Jones trust Is a monopoly, thn speocn no torn ins nearers 10 - uear in ilium vpn(,raDle chairman nnibt bo "flghtlnc" the I democratic platform." . i..M) or Tin nunc siino. , . i . I,,,,,lri Nim rinniiiiiiiiiiiiK Atn-niimi. Tho generally accepted statement of the vast populntlon of China, ranging from 100, I..."". . a ' iov.vvu.vvv in.ui.n-, m ............ .. gross exaggeration by William Harclny Parsons, a writer and traveler of note. Mio la contributing to Harper's Weekly n Berks of timely papers on China. Mr. Parson states that no accurate census of tho popu latlon has been taken by the government for central lor., and tho figures given In Btntlstlcal works nro estimates. During his own extensive Journeying through tho prov ,Ilccg o Hupeh, Hu-Nan and Kwang-Tung, Mr. i.rs08 aw no evidence of tho over ...... ... I l. I.. crowmiiB wnicn is njircsemeu iu "i China. ThcHO provinces stretch from uorth ot tho Yang-tse-Klnng river to tho China sea ; Cnto and Include some of the , most w,th a popu,aUon o 80mo g2.00O.O0O, op about one-nttn ot tno totni ot tno empire. .Mr. i-arson Bays oi uiem; Taking tho provinces of Hunch. Hu-Nan and Kwang-Tung, along whoso chief trade roulcg( nml conReqllcnUy mosl acllBcly popu. ,atM Bcctlongi my Journcy ,e(, raoot thC8e uupen in usually creiiitcn wun lomemmij over 30.000.000. Tho only lnrgo center of J.ojiuiuiiuu u. ihihui io ! with Wu-Chang und Han-Yang, cannot have "iO'c iiiiui a.iou.vuu, uuu uuu iuvi v.- craJ iarso cltlcsi. with poFAlbly from G0.000 t0 ,00 000 pcoplc cnrh( thcrt, ls no othcr very largo aggregation of people. Hu-Nan nas nn area oi io.uuu equaro mne.i, or jum "u"i UB ,u EMllu ul iu.v luin. nil1 luiiuvr in ucuucu Wlth 22,000.000 and tho latter with about 6.000,000 people. My Journey through Hu- Nan 1m comparable with a trip from New York to lluffalo along tho line of the Erie canal and tho Now York Central railroad. 0" tho former there are but to really large VlllVOf UUUII'tllJIV UUU HI life- 1 UUf iu uou Now York, Albany. Schenectady, Syracuse, Hochester, liuffalo, and Intermediate points. it is impofHlbtc to see how there can be a reiauvo uenmy per (quare muo oi more tnau two to one in rnvor ot tno unincso province. Kwang-Tung In given 30,000,000 approximately, ou an area ot about SO, 000 Bqunre miles. Tho northern part Is moun tainous nnd aim rut bare of people, and no crowding ls apparent until Canton In np proached. lf tho district of Canton, Includ lng Pat-Shan and the other places In the vicinity, bo credited with .1,000.000 a most generous nllowanrc there would remain 2D, 000.000 to bo made up by the smaller cities nnd village). If these places should avcrai;u 300 peoplo each, thrro would then bo needed 10,000. 1 am quite sure (bat no nuch number can bo found." Mr. Parsons is convinced that the total Population of China Is about 200.000,000, or one-half of what the empire is credited with. Somo Idea of tho work of the average t - iuneso omcini win no gatnorca irom tne following statement tnado by nn eminent Chinese statesman to an interpreter. The Intcipretcr states: "I onco asked a mem bor of tho Chlueio cabinet who was com- plaining ot fatigue nnd overwork for nn nccount of his dally routine. Ho replied that ho left homo every morning at 2 o uiutR, ua no uo uu um ui mu im.utu from 3 to 6. As u member of tho privy CUUUCI1 Ul) VUfiUSCll uu mai uuu, limn , , .... . 1 .1.... i ... . R imfll 0. l.-rnm 'I until 11 Iih wim nt thn -. denartment. of which he wns nrcsi- ,iont. and. beine a member of tho Hoard of punishment, ho was In attendance at tho them ho wns frequently appointed to servo nn nnnr-tfll hnnrrlit nr nnmnilsslnns. and ,,, ,, ,1,iri,vir.hert In lmtwuni the others aB coul(1 Ho Bci,iom reached hbmo boforo ? , tne evcnlnt; Although tho vaBt mobs which Infest nt I ekln und tho larger cities 01 worked up to a state of frenzy and Iclsm. have rendered Impossible anj China fanat any satis factory action by tho avallablo forces o mo powers, mo greui muuau jiuwumviui. ni.nr.nr la n iTlotil t ur.-il nnd naturally ox n-a-cfui nd neaco loving. Agrl riture. however. Is most prlmltlvo and tho wonder ls how such an Immense popu latlon can bo supported from tho soli until 11,0 Krcat economy practised In all things ' unuersioc,.,. u b " , every uuuuuiu iuut ui itv a lor Rrowins buuiuhuuh uuu ioj 4..fc.w.w .fliiKiiA,i in i t i anil. Wntnrfl L, fnr irriiinn and in manv cases laboriously distributed over the tieias Tho great plain Itsolf Is ono of the moat wonderful sections of mo globe. 11 is about 700 miles In length and varies from iimiu...!.. . w. - mining over 200,000 squaro miles of won derfully fertile soil. Tho most Interesting fenturo of this plain is its onormous popu latlon. ns It supports, occoruing 10 mo . ... nnn nnft census 01 mn, nui icd umi. in,,uu iiu- n ,t Uie m03t denacly settled of any part of tho world of tho Hnmn size, its inhabitants amounting to nearly two-thlrds of the entlro population 0f Europe. The most wondorful fenturo In tho phys- . . ... ,.,.. , .,, ,,, nf ? Z .. non . o tho n vnt empire earth. re. Loess Is n very solid, but rriaoio 1. brownish yollow In color nnd Is f0und In many places from 500 to 1,000 r,.t rinnn. Tho loess hills rise. In terraces ' j .l I II ICl lKUIlll UUU UUlllD, UUU ,U UUU.V.uu .u loiimm twpntv to several nuniirt-u icui. in iluight. Uvcry atom of loess Is perforated ny Bmai tubes utter tho manner of root fibers, on'y 11,0 direction of these Uttlo ....... -- channels Is always from abovo downward, n thnt Hm rleavnuo In tho loess mass Ib In- rlnllltf vpr,ieal. TllO loess region of . . .. i t lm niAt 1 if-lnn eniinlrv cmna is "T ' in 1110 worm, wim i. .... right walls, terraces and deep cut rawncs. Owing to tho enso with waicn it can uo Lvoried, caves mado at tho bases of straight cliffs afford homes to millions of people In tho densely populntcd northern prov- Inces, whero tho Boxers navo mus lar noon most active. Wholo villages cluster to- gother tn carved out chambers, somo of which extend back moro. than 200 feot. The capabilities of defense in a country such ng llllSi whero an invading army must necessarily becomo lost and absolutely bo- wlldered In tho tanglo of Interlacing ways nnd whoro tho defenders may always re- mnln concealed or navo niuuim-iiunc uu-uua of escape, ls peculiarly significant at this tlmo when consideration is bolng given to a conquest of China Sample Iimtiuiro f I'mxiirrlty. Philadelphia I'ress, passenger tratltc on tho rnllroads was nover so great ns It has boen this year have tho railroads hud such a volumo of passenger business I estimate that tho passonger tralllc of tho American railroads for tho first half of 1!00 was lr. per cent I ......nlAr 1 1. ri n In ihn nn r rnu nnn 1 1 1 n norlnil nf .v...v. .. . muu, - I 1 Cftfl ' II lu JhlM Ulnd tT lirOHIl. rllv 111:11 angers tho Ilryanltes and nntl-lmporlal Ists. It must stop, they nssert. and tho only way to stop It Is to elect Hryan or. I l.l. Ii! .. 1 .iHAi.ihlulln nliitrnrnl his 16 to 1 ar.archlstlo platform. Hut the peoplo evidently nro satisfied to con. Inn- this prosperous condition of things, ivhlch Is only possible by thn re-election of tho inn jo ki i ...... "..i-.. man who brought It about, with tho aid of 1 republican consretfs, wiuiam wcimiey run .swoiid i t ima. Present M'nr ot One of lleimions Arr-liiii. l'hlhtdelpbl.i l'res. The very well Intentloncd clergymen nnd pllglonlsts. llko Itcv. Father Cancvln ot Mttsburg, who declare It wns better that Christianity bo driven out of China nnd nil ho missionaries and converts killed thau that the religion of tho Nazarcno be car ried forward with the sword, voice a senti ment that Is prevalent to a certain extent n every Christian country. Tho view Is bnscd on u misapprehension: it Is 11 one sided aspect of the present situation. 11 presumes that tho present trouble In China s a religious. war. There can Co no conipnrlson between the religion of Christ nnd that of Mohammed, who established tho permanency of his fanatical nnd fatalistic system by forco ot arms, islnmlsm is the conspicuous exam ple of militant religion of tho ages. The religion of Christ Is tho religion of love. It has mndo Its way over ft pathway of fire, through tho blood of martyrs and ngalnst tho hatreds nnd hindrances of the com bined religions of tho world. Christianity has followed tho sword, but real Chrlstlnnlty has never led with tho sword. It hns mado Its way In tho Orient everywhere under tho protection of treaties and tho guarantees nt ruling powers. Tho suicidal pollry of China, however, hn opened a pathway for tho progress of Christianity thnt otherwise might havo taken centuries to accom plish. It Is already a foregone conclusion that tho cross will now follow tho sworn from the Yellow nea to the Himalayas, but Its progress Is the sequence of nn event, not tho Initiative. It mny be, and possibly Is, true that of ficious nnd misguided zealots have, by In terference with functions of government. Incensed tho Chinese to open hostility nnd outrage, but tho goernmont seized upon this as a convenient and long an ticipated opportunity to nrouso tho slum bering hntred.of tho masses for tho pro gress of western civilization. As a result tho world ls face to fneo with a coniuci between civilization nnd barbarism not only tho civilization of Kuropo nnd Amer ica, but of Japan, an agnostic, if not n nncan emiilre. It is not a war for the extirpation 01 Chinese systems of religious thought. It ls not a wnr of religious aggression on it. nnrt of the great powers. Clvlllza tlon demands satisfaction for tho viola tion of solemn compacts. It is mo pun- (.timi.nl. of lvlntt duplicity nnd outrage It Is the correction of a rotraciory ana nvll-temnervd child, tho control 01 a rnv 1 n f mnnine. If Chr stiauuy oenouiB through the readjustment oi vniucru u.- ,.mni nrfnlrs by the powers, ns u un doubtedly will, it will be only ono Incident n ihn fltnireln and not a demonstration that Christianity Is tho religion of tho sword. I,1NI1INCJ MOXHV ON CATTLE. Somctl.InK WrnnK In Hi" Method- of llandllMK Cntllr i-npnr, T.-niiHim City Star. Tht. frnimnt frauds that aro practiced In making loans on cattlo do not Indicate that this form of Investment ls unsafe, but they demonstrate beyond question that there Is something radically wrong in the methods nf hiindllnc cattlo paper. Tne nverngo wesi ern country banker would rather lend money nn cnttlo thnn on almost nny otner security, Ho can always get n good rnto of Interest and ho has n security upon which his money i.n nhtnlnpri nromntly when duo. The country banker, howevor, finds his chief In inrHt In safeeuardlng his money, and tn do lug thnt ho ls careful as to tho character of tho man ho lends to, nnd careful also to keen constantly Informed respecting tno con ditlon of tho stock In which his loan gives him an interest Tho situation with respect to many of tho loans mado by stock yards firms is entirely different. Thoy nro mado primarily to glvo tho commission man a chance to sell tho cattlo when they aro ready for market, nnn secondarily, to give tho broker nn oppor tunlty to get a commission from tho sale of tho rnortgago nnd note to tno investor, Tho commission business at tho stock yards has boen so completely revolutionized In the luBt few years that tho concern which de pends entirely on consignments of cattlo to sell docs llttlo business. Tho grcnt bulk of tho commissions aro mado on cattlo upon hlch tho rommlsslon firm has secured a loan of money from somo Investor. Tho business of lending money is tangled up with tho business of buying and selling cat tlo on c'ommisBlon to an extent that proves disadvantageous to both. It Is n fact, ot course, which is not to be overlooked, thnt tho pcrccnUgo of losses Is exceedingly small. Of all the money that Is lent In tho course of a yoar through com mission companies on cattle tho losses prob ably do not exceed a fraction of 1 per cent Hut tho fact remains that tho Iooto methods that havo been permitted to creep In give nn element of uncertainty which Is not do served to tho general run of cattlo loans, Tho most importnnt form of Investment In tho west ls loans on cattlo. They corre spond to the loanB mndo by New York banks on stocks nnd bondB. Kvcry possibio ex pedtent should bo adopted to Insure safety to tho Investor, not only ns a matter ot lair ness nnd Justlco to tho man who furnishes the money, but also for tho benefit of the man who borrows It, Tho facility with which rogues can got Into tho good graces of brokers who hnndlo money, nnd tho oaso with which rascals can dupllcnto loans on cattle, tend to kcop up tho rates of Interest and thus constitute n burden, nnd a heavy one, on tho honest cattlemen. HKIiATIO.NS WITH UUI1A. Somi- Otinrniitli-x Ihc United Stntm Should Hniulrr, New York Tribune. Tho antl-nxpanslontBts aro terribly ex erclscd becauBO tho United Statos authorities In their call for the Cuban constitutional convention Btnto thnt ono of tho duties of that convention will bo to "provide for aud agree with tho government of tho United States upon the relations to exist between that Kovernment and the government of Cuba." Why shouldn't It bo? How elso nro th relations which must exist to bo determined Tho United Stales Is In possession of th Island. It means to relinquish that pos soEsion, but it can no moro do It without negotiation with some properly constituted responsible body than It rould enter Into possession after the signing of tho protocol without negotiations with tne spumnn gov eminent in occupation. Tho time and method of departuro must bo nettled; com plicated financial nuostlons require con tlderatlon. This country nas uoen in cunrdlan of Culm, has spent money for It Is responsible for Its peace and safety, and has muny adjustments of accounts to maKo Moreover, it has not only a right, but duty to secure adequate guarantliu thnt tho work done 111 Cuba shall not be thrown away. Take the mero question of sanitation Havana was a constant menace to ou peoplo. Tho danger from that plague spot ut our door was ono of the reasons urged hy we should tnko control for our own nrotectlon und end tho dleorder and maladministration of Spanish rule. Wo bnve a right lo assuro ourselves of ihn safety of our ports, oven to thn point of nBklng tn Cuban Kovernment to ullow us to nol secure It. Cuba In bound In the npturo of things t havo relations with tho United States and no nation in tho world situated as wo are would set up an Independent governmen there without some understanding of whn thoso relations am to be. Any America administration which Ignored the policy f this country through threo-qunrlers of rentury from tho time of John Cjulni y Adntns nnd after taking possession of the Island turned It adrift to bo the prey of omrst Ir disorder or KuropcArt Intrigue mild be false to tho country. Tho United Stntes In setting Cuba free practically en ters Into treaty rolatlonii with tho ion- tltutlonnl convention and the matters of Common Interest must be arranged and leflned. If anybody thinks there nro votes In urging that Cuba should bo abandoned nrondltlonally, without assurance thai legitimate American Interests in the Island 111 bo respected, ho ls welcome to make tho most of tho Issue. I'Hiiso.vw, mti:s. (Jciicr.il Chaffee bears the rather unusu.il Chrjstlnn name of Adna Homonza, but ho Iwnys signs his name merely A, it. cnanee. l'u Chun, tho sou ot I'rluco Tuan, is ! years old, with future prospects, but no ninu living can toll just what thoso pros pects nro. Doss Crokcr thinks this country offers no opportunities for young mon. Probably o Is right. When his son wanted to buy $t, 000 bulldog ho hail to send to Kugland for it. Senator Vest Is spending his vacation quietly in bis own stftto nt Sweet Springs. rvo tried vacations from Florida to Alaska," ho says, "but I find the brst placo Is home," An Amorlcon young woman, a missionary In Chlnn, writing to her brother In this ountry In June, snld: "Tho Chlneso Idea of wnr Is to kill and torturn women and hlldron, burn property nnd murder pianos, rgans nnd othcr monsters." William Waldorf Astor promises to be como n man without u country. English society hns turned Its back upon him. It ls admitted nt Cliveden, his splendid vIlU n tho Thames, that ho will nol tenant It this autumn, nnd his magazine property, tho I'alt Mnll (lazcttc, Is on the market tor sale. Daniel Howell of tho New York city postolllco has resigned ntter nn unbroken scrvlco of forty-saven years. Tho principle that fow dlo nnd nono resign In partially kept in countonanco, however, by two of ficials In tho same department, ono of whom has been thcro titty and tho other flftj-flvo years. General l'orflrlo Dlnz, upon learning of his ro-olectton an president of Mexico by acclamation, said: "I must repeat what said somo months ago, thnt neither my ago nor my capabilities qualify mo to contlnuo ruling tho country. I am 70 years old, of which forty-three have been do- voted to tho active service of tha father land." Charles Alexander, grand duke of Saxe- Weimar, who has Just completed bis eighty second year, Is fourth among Europoan rul ers both as to ago and to seniority as sov ereign. Tho pope ls hie senior by eight years, and then follow the grand duke of Luxemburg and the king of Denmark. In strcugth of reign Queen Victoria sur passes him by sixteen years, tho emperor of Austria by nearly flva nod tho grand duko of linden by ono year. Oovernor Mount of Indiana has received a letter from the company which has tho contract for building the Nancy Hanks Lincoln monument In Spencer county, Ind., saying that the bodies ot President Lin coln and his wife will bo removed to tho newly-built tomb at Sprlnguold early in October. Immediately afterward partB of tho old tomb, In which President Lincoln's body haB rested for many years, will be shipped to Lincoln City, Ind., to be used In tho construction of tho Nancy Hanks Lincoln monument. Oovernor Mount says thcro will be nothing other than tho name nnd dates with tho words, "Mother of Lincoln" on ono face. IJIII2UZY TIUFLKS. Detroit Journal: As wo understand It. science haB demonstrated that alcohol Is not an absolute necessity except In tho arts and ut congressional funerals. ....... ..u..,, . .vuii . itno u, clock with us when wo camp out." "How do you toll whon It's tlmo for meals?" Oh, that s easy; wo cat from morning till night." Indlatinnolls .Tniiriuil! "Anv i.wi frnm locnl scuts of wnr?" "Yea; Kentucky, 8t. Louis nnd Now Or leans nil send word they aro very much ashamed of each other." Chlcaso Tribune: A hoodlum In th nrnw.l threw u small turnln und hit thn Salvation Army girl on her pug nose, raising u lump on tho bridge thereof -Temporarily cured," slio said, surveying herself in the gloss iiaif an hour afterwurd, "by tho homeopathic treutmentl" Qlascow Times: Mr. Flvlilrrh nf nnnme. you're well acquainted with the country round about here? Do you know Glen Ac cron? Native Ave, wecl. Mr, Flyhlgh (who has lust boimht tha estate) Whut sort of u place lu It, in your opinion? "Weel, lf ye saw the de'll tethered on 't, ye'd Just say, 'I'ulr brute.' " nttsburir Chronicle: Mr. nnltnne N'nthln has been heard from Agulnuldo for u long time. Mr. Gnswcll I nm inclined to think that ho has Preceded hlH American iiIII.-k nn Salt river. Chlcacn Tribune: Jnhnnv Thn verbliico was so bad I couldn't ride my wheel. nm nisier wnat nro you taming nnout? "Well, when I saw tlm woril 'vrhlni:o' In the paper nnd usked pa what It meant ho said 'wind.' " uiuuiwj ii l.liu; i nr netimilll IIHVP Vl'll over been on u battleship when sho clears fni- nntln.,9 ........ 1.1.... , i . .. . I r- .. .. tiio Landsman No, "Well, It Is tho most thrilling nnd lm- prexslvo moment you ran conceive." -... . ,. ...... .. wn, i iiiiii i r.now. rinvo you ever Brcn a golf club champion gvt roudy to drive'.'" Detroit Free Press: "It's funny how mnr rylng chnnges u mnii," said fiprlggs' caller "Yes," repllud Sprlggs, dreamily. "It us e 1 tn be that 1 wns dnvote.l tn liano ball and foot ball nnd basket ball and now I give all my sparo tlmo to baby's bawl," nnd in nroso hurriedly und wont Into th adjoin ing room. Chicago ltccord: 'A burglar went through our ice chest last night." "Did ho curry off your breakfast?" "No; ho left a note sayliiK he'd lm ashamed to rob people who couldn't afford to tnko moro Ice than we did." Dotrolt Journal: The radiant being waved her wund. "Como!" who said. "Let us follow!" urjwd the hero of Ihn drama.. "For Is sho not nur good fairy?" "Her mamma doesn't travel with her, I believe." faltered the heroine, shivering Whom, In sooth, dnred they trust, after their terrible experience? TWO SWKiri'llHAIlTS. Denver Times, I've got two sweethearts and I'm a married man; Now think nf something worse than that If any of you can; My wlfo Is pure und faithful, she's always good nnd true, And her hulr's llko burnished sunshlno, her eyes aro honest I) Inn, Sho's tho qjerrest llttlo womnn, sho don't mind this mix at nil, Ono sweetheart "tnuglit mo how to pray" that Hu knows the sparrow's fall. Sho's old und wrinkled, bent und grny; I love her llko no othor Ono sweetheart that my wlfo don't mind Is my own, my darling mother, The next one Im ii "terror," full of liuppy, childish glee, And tho picture Is n sweot "no when he's nt his "grandma's knee." Ho calls iny wife "his mother" nnd wo know him us "our boy," So 1 cun leva tills swretheurt nnd my wlfo without alloy. Oh. thou who guni'delli the angels, hover ilit-m with thy wing. Grant all thn-o Thy blessing In every llttlo thing; Guide mo to know "tho only way," so whmi inv llfo Is mint I muy Join tho woman, boy and girl at Thy "gates ot peurl" at last. w . A I