TITE OMAHA DAILY JKffC; MONDAY, JUNE 25, 1000. i The Omaha Daily Bum 11 IrOHRWATKll, Kdltor. I'tMJMSUHD KVEItY MOHNINO. T1S11MH OF BUHSCK1PTION: pally He.) (without Sunday), One Year.$6.W pally He and Sunday, Onu Year..., . Illustrated lite. Ono Year fiunday ilee, Otlf Yraf futurday lite, On Yoar Weekly Uct, Onu Year OFF1CKS! Omaha: Tho Hee ulldlng. South Omnha: City Hall llultdtng, Twcn-ty-flftlt and N streets, Council Hlurrs: 10 1'enrl Street. Chicago: 1CU) Unity Hulldlns. New York; Templn Court. Washington: 601 Kourlccntli Street. Bloux City: CU I'nrk Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should lie addressed: Omaha lite. Editorial Department. HUS1NESS MJTTHRS. Business letters and remittances should be ddresscd. The lice Publishing Company, Omaha, . KliMITTANCES. llcmlt ty draft, express or postal order, paynble to Thu Reo Publishing Company. Only 2-rent stamps accepted In payment of mall nccoiints. Personal checks, except on fcmnha or Eastern exchanges, not ncccpted. THE HUE PUIILISHINa COMPANY. HTATEMHNT OF CIRCUI..ATION. Btato of Nebraska, Douglas County, bs: (leorgo H. Taschuek, secretary of The lice rubllsnlng company. being duly sworn, uay that the actual number of full and complete copies of Tho Dally, Morning, Kvenlng nnd Sunday Hee, printed during the month of May, l'JW, was as ioiiowb; l us.nno n sn.-iro . .2N,:ir.o . .27,r.."0 2 U7,r.."0 13 211,(100 7 ItS.IMIO 13 27.H10 4 ...UT.IKO 20 2(1,770 C IHl.HSO 21 20,110 . ...2.s,:mio ,,..U7,IKO . ...2(1,880 ..,.2(l,MIO ....27,(100 ...20,720 ....27,1 IO ....27, MO ....2l,lt:i0 ....27,r.:to ...,20,(isr, ....2(l,ll( ....2(i,r,io ....2tl,aio 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 It 15 16 22 20,400 23 20,2:10 21 ...2(l,ai( 23 20,010 2(J 20,200 27 20,2..0 1 25,800 29 20,210 30 20.0H0 31 20,230 Totnl Iiss unsold and returned copies ..821.27rS .. 11,242 Net total sales HlH.oaa Nut dally average 2,38 OEOltOE n. T.SCHUCK. Subserlbed nnd sworn before me this 1st (Jay of June, 1900. M. II. IIUNCJATE, (Seal.) Notary Public. l'AHTIllS I.H.VVI.NU FOIl SlJ.HJIKR. I'lii'tlc lenvliiK Hie 'ty lo lit) Hiiniiiier tuny luivc The lleo jcnt tii them roKiiliirly 1r iiiitirjlni; Tlio Hee Huslneas olllce, In person or by mull. The nililrexN v 1 1 1 lie dimmed 11 h often nil desired. An explosion In n Clilim shop usually means purtltlou. Admiral Dewey soph no necessity for attending the Kansas City convention, either. Uoosevelt Is coming to Nebraska, And Nebraska Is coming to the support of McKlnley and Uoosevelt. After criticising the republicans for not going far enough In their civil serv Ico platform plank the democrats will roalltrm the Chicago deliverance prom ising an Immediate return to the system of "To the victors belong tho spoils." It Is only too bad that Oklahoma has nn votes In the electoral college, other wise ther would bo presented In a sealed envelope to Oovernor Uoosevelt during !ila forthcoming visit to the Rough IUders' reunion at Oklahoma. A cousin of Colonel llryan has been nominated for governor by tho demo crats of Florida, presumably upon the strength of his relationship. Now watch eligible cousins of tho sliver colonel spring up In every state In the union. Bryan Is on record with the opinion that nothing could have been gained In 180(1 by the withdrawal of Sowall In favor of Watson or Watson In favor of Sewall. If Mr. Uryan's friends at Kansas City take tho hint the kite will have two tails again In 11)00. Tho Russian minister of the Interior lias promulgated n set of rules to gov ern Russian newspapers In thelc cxpres slons relative to tho government. The czar should send at once for tho su premo court of Nebraska If he wants an euective piece 01 machinery ror tcrroriz- Ing tho press. If a series of band concerts Is to bo tho feature of the autumn festival by nil means have tho entertainment lo cated In a central snot iircesslblo to a Irrespective of tho Interests of hack drivers and street oar companies. Tho only way to make the ontomrlse a sue cess Is by ilxlng upon a location right In the center of town. A political striker In tho local fusion ranks calls upon tho county board to do Its full duty by raising the assessment of all the meat packing establishments In South Omaha. Rut the county board Is controlled by a fusion majority which Is not likely to heed the demand of tho fusion politicians as against the pros Biiro of the South Omaha corporations Ry special pipe lino from Nebraska Olty comes tho confidential Information that tho gold democrats will nut a na tional ticket lu the Held bearing the name of drover Cleveland for nn Ident and J. Sterling Morton for vice president. In that event Mr. Morton may escape the necessity of choosl butweon what he calls Rryanlsm and filcKlnleylsm. Adjutant uenerai Harry announces that ho does not wish to be considered a candldatn for tho fusion nomination or congress lu tho Sixth district Gen oral Hairy Is doubtless satlslled that ho lias a permanent tenure in his present position as long as tho fusloulsts are In tho saddle and does not want to glvo up a bird lu the hand for two In tho bush. Tho populist county conventions throughout Nebraska wo adopting a va rlegntcd assortment of resolutions In viting tho democrats at Kansas City to accept Mr. Towno as the candidate for second place on tho presidential ticket. The weight which this advice will have, however, will not likely cut much Hcuro beside tho inlluence of Tammany and eastern leuders, who do Hot appreciate the simplicity of the Ne braska prairie nitYA.y o.v run vi.atvoiim. Mr. Hryuu has esptessod his oplntnn of Home of the feature of tho Philadel phia platform, IIu tluds In It evidence that the republican declaration of 1WMJ regarding luteinatloual bluietnlllsm was n deliberate fraud, bocause In thu later utterance the republican party renews allegiance to the principle of the gold standard. Vet the administration made as fair ami honest an effort In be half of International bimetallism, pur suant to the platform of 1S1MI, 11s It was possible to make. It sent a commission abroad with .Senator Wolcott at Its head charged with the duty of doing Its utmost to promote International bi metallism. It faithfully performed the duty nnd fully demonstrated that 110 Suropeaii government favors bimetal lism. Where, then, Is thu fraud? Mr. Ilryan says the attitude of tho re publican party on the trust question Is nslncere, an opinion that was to have been expected, Tho language of the hlladelphla platform, however, does not warrant It. That m unambiguous In condemning all conspiracies and com binations Intended to restrict business, create monopolies, limit production or control prices. It also declares In favor of legislation to elTpctually restrain anil prevent all such abuses, protect and pro mote competition and secure the rights of producers, laborers and all who are engaged In Industry and commerce. There Is no appearance of Insincerity u this. It Is plain, straightforward and Hulllclenr. Tho Kansas City anti trust declaration will undoubtedly be mre wordy, but It cannot be more llreet or decided In condemnation of trusts. Mr. Hrynn's objection to the Philadel phia platform that It docs not state thu republican party's attitude on the Phil ippine question Is rather lame, for we think any Intelligent reader of the plat form must see that It proposes to main tain the authority of thrs government over the Islands, "to put down armed nsurrectlon and to confer the blessings of liberty and civilization upon all the rescued people." It also says that "the largest measure of self-government con sistent with their welfare and our duties shall bo secured to them by law." What more could reasonably 1e desired by way of defining the attitude of the party? It Is to be noted that us reported the populist candidate for president! had nothing to say about that portion of the platform which deals with prosper lty and points out tho extraordinary financial, Industrial and commercial progress of the country during tho last three years, or since tho tariff law which Mr. llryan helped to frame ceased to operate. Is this very Important part of our recent history to bo Ignored at Kan sas City? IIOOSKVKLT AT KANSAS CITY. The democrats aro already exhibiting signs of convulsions over the announce meat that (iovernor Uoosevelt will pass through Kansas City on his wny to the Rough Riders' reunion nt Oklahoma Just previous to the opening of the Knnsas City convention. They seem specially disturbed by the fear that ho might bo Induced to take advantage of the lnvl tations extended to nun to deliver a speech lu Kansas City on the eve of their nominating convention. Voicing this apprehension, the St. IouIs Republic charges that "for the vice presidential nominee of the oppo site party to Invade this territory at sucl a time to make a public address on po litical topics In the hope of securing votes for his ticket would be an nnpar nlleled breach of decorum and would be a violation of amenities such as no man can commit without sacrificing tho esteem of right-thinking men." In this connection a reminiscence em bodied In Colonel A. K. McClure'a recent book on presidential nominations is worth recalling. Referring to the whig convention which nominated General Taylor In 1840 In opposition to General Cass, who had already been made the nomlneo of tlio democratic party, he says: Ono of tho Interesting, episodes of tho convention was tho arrival In Philadelphia, while the whig convention was In session, of Gcnoral CnBs nnd his sulto of democratic lenders of national fame. Cass was on his wny homo from Washington and the short time that ho remained hero ho lib erally divided public attention with tho whlgs. An Immense crowd welcomed Cnss nt the Jones hotel, on Chestnut ubovo Sixth, and I there- for the first timo saw and heard General Cass, Senator Houston, Senator Allen, Senntor Denton and Representative Stephenson, all of whom spoko from tho balcony of the hotel and were cheered to tbo echo. If Roosevelt should happen to make a speech while he was passing through Kansas City ho would therefore have good democratic precedent for doing so. Tho fncts In the case, however, must not be distorted under the democratic vision, (iovernor Roosevelt had an ap pointment for Oklahoma City long bo fore ho had any Idea of being republican nominee for vice president The only way to reach his destination is to go through Kansas City and the fact that tho democratic national convention will bo there, about the same time will not operate to drive him away. They may rest assured that whatever he does while In Kansas city will bo In strict accord with good taste and sound pol itics. CANDIPATU Ot'THK UAXK ANO FI1.K. Theodore Roosevelt Is tho candidate of the rank and tlio of the republican party. The assertion thnt his nomina tion was due to tho machinations of cer tain leaders Is absolutely groundless. It came to him Irresistibly nt the sponta neous demand of the representatives of the republican party for which no leader or combination of leaders was re sponsible and 110110 was powerful enough to withstand, as the 1'hlladel phhi Ledger says, tho honor of being named for tho second highest place In tho gift of tho nation was literally thrust upon Governor Roosevelt. "The nomination," declares that paper, with the best possible opportunity for know ing tho actual conditions, "was forced upon tho antagonistic leaders and would have been made without the support of those leaders who were favorable to It. Governor Roosevelt's nomluatlou was forced by the Irresistible will nnd power of his countrymen. It was their recog. nltlon of those real qualities of strenu ous American manhood, of thu heroic endeavor and achievement, of tho moral courage and Intellectual virility, of tho high public spirit and patriotic purposes which they believe the candidate rep resents lu his character, and that he has proclaimed lu his sayings nnd do ings, which caused popular sentiment to demand his nomination for the vice presidency." It was the one event of the convention In the shaping of which the leaders had little or nothing to do. Therefore was It one of the most no table personal triumphs lu our political history. Being the candidate of the rank nnd file of tho party, (lovernor Uoosevelt will bo a greater force In the campaign thnn If he were under obligations to any leader or leaders for his nomination. lie Is as distinctly the choice of the masses of republicans as President Mc Klnley. This gives him a potency he would not otherwise have and It Is not to be doubted that the sentiment which demanded his nomination will make Itself felt In everywhere strengthening the party. The unqualllled satisfaction and gratification which republicans throughout tho union have manifested Is a promise of earnest and zealous work for the ticket, which we may be sure will not lack for Inspiration nnd stimulus on tho part of tho vice pres idential candidate durlug the campaign. Uoosevelt Is certain to be a command ing figure In the contest from tho open ing to the close and ho will battle for the success of republican principles as fearlessly and vigorously as ho battled for the triumph of American arms lu Cuba. HY ALL MKA.XS llKXUMliVATIS SMl'Tll. II n n letter to the olllclal populist organ published at Lincoln one of the fusion reformers residing at Franklin, Neb., nominates the great trust-smasher, Constantino Juggernaut Smyth, for at torney general for a third term with the following euloglum: As to tho ofllco of nttomey general, I do not believe there la nnother attorney In this stnto who, under the present circum stances. Is equal to tbo present Incumbent for tho work devolving upon that office Ills success In tho many prosecutions for the peoplo of this stato In thnt office Is re markable. I havo novor bad tho pleasuro of meeting Mr. Smyth und 1 only know him by tho record ho hna mnde. It matters not that It would bo n, third term; tho best In terests of the peoplo of this state require two moro years of his skill ful services. Of courao tho Standard Oil company and other powerful law breakers would bo glad to bavo a chango In that office, but the peoplo can 111 afford to take tho risk of a chnngo nt this time. C. J. Smyth Is the man If ho will accept a renomlnntlon for attorney general. Constantino certainly Is tho man If ho will accept the renomlnntlon for at torney general. He needs no platform and no party emblem. All the bill posters will havo to an nounce will be Constantino the Great tho trust-smasher par excellence and people will flock to hear him from all tho country for miles around. Yea, he would even rival Rryan as the objective point of pilgrimages for old men nnd cooing Infants anxious for the honor of touching his hand or kissing the hem of his coat skirt. With Constantino tho Great In tho field the octopuses nnd glnstlcutuses would take to their heels and to the woods. Before Constantino tho Great the railroad magnates would fall on bended knee and offer up to him private cars and special trains for nothing but an assurance that he would contlnuo his present policy of helping them hang up all cases against them in the federal courts. Ills annual pass would be ex tended to Include h'ls family and the en tire party, so that every one who votes for him could ride free with him. With Constantino tho Great In the at torney general's ofllco tho dignity and honor of tho supreme court will forever be secure and no editor who does not acknowledge the fusion faith will be free to utter a word of carping criticism. The re-election of Constantino for n third term would melt tho stony heart of the frigid Ice trust Info surrendering without further ndo and even the little pop bottle combine would flzz up with pleasure and explode on the spot. Ry all means renominate the great trust-smasher and give the peoplo a chance to tell Constantino how ardently they worship him. The olllclal organ of tho state houso machine takes a populist contemporary to task for printing the following: A number of self-constituted leaders of tho people's party aro endeavoring to create an lmpro3slon that It will make but little difference If tho democrats do substitute somo eastern goldbug for vlco presidential timber instead of Mr. Towne. The state house organ asks: "How many votes will such writing make for Rryan lu the people's party? Is It not the mission of the populist paper to Increase the vote of the party? Are articles that hnvo a tendency to create discord anil excite distrust the best way to advance reform?" The olllclal pop ulist newspaper censor should bo called In at once. The Roe's editorial admonishing re publicans that they must choose their best men for legislative candidates has been extensively reproduced by both re publican and fusion papers, each call ing attention to the Importance of car rying the legislature this year. Repub licans must remember that tho opposi tion will be alert to the conditions con fronting them and will put up what it considers Its strongest men and that to meet them tho republicans must do even better. No republican Is too good to accept a legislative nomination this year. Rev. Sheldon gives it out that during the throe weeks he has been in Great Rrltaln ho has seen more drunken men than ho saw lu twelve years in To peka. Yet when ho was In charge of a Topeka newspaper for the purpose of editing It as Christ wonhl have done bo Insisted that prohibition was lu suc cessful operation In Topeka. How could ho see drunken men In Topeka If the prohibitory law Is what ho claims for It? Amoug the resolutions offered In the democratic ring of the fusion circus In Onge county Is one tendering thanks to tho populists fof ijllotvlng tho democrats to hold their cpu petition In tho saints building. Democrat evidently do not appreciate fully the honor conferred upon them lu permlttlug them to en dorse populist (lAulKlates and vote for them on election day. Rut It has been given out olllelayyhat this Is the last year of fusion aipjpopullsts would be foolish If they did not take uvery ad-vauta-ie of It. The fusion caiulhiitto for congress In the Second dlstrjct occupying n great deal of space In all the fusion newspa pers for this early In the campaign. Inasmuch, however, as the advertising Is all he Is likely to get out of it, he certainly should make the most of it. The director of the census asks tho public to give him a breathing spell be fore bombarding him with Inquiries as to the results of the (numeration In dif ferent sections of tho country. Thu cen sus forecasters will have several mouths yet to ply their vocation. Ceneriil I'niMperlt y nt (lie Helm. Globe-Democrat. With a strong and steady breeze of proi perlty blowing the good ship of stnto his no thought of taking In canvas or changing tho course I.oxt Sinn Hrnloreil. Washington Post. Tho cartoonists continue tho stupid wrrk of picturing Mr. Hanna with tho dolhr mnrks on his clothes, regardless of tl'0 ' fact that the sign of tho dollar wna ex ceedingly scarce before Mr. Hanna and his party assumed charge. (Jet Tliee to 11 Ileaerl. Cincinnati Tribune. Somo man who has neither brain? nor common senso runs tho Soldiers' home In Nebraska. He wns so annoyed by tho birds that ho cut down tho shade trcoi and now ho hag neither birds nor shade. Ho Is n tit man to have charge of a desert In Ari zona, where neither birds nor shade would trouble his nervous soul. Another Ticket 1 11 l'ronprct. Chlcnuo News. Statesman J. Sterling Morton of Ne braska, who has not allowed himself to be forgotten oven under tho shadow of Uryan's greatness, Is responsible tor n scheme to revlvo tho gold democrat movoment by nominating Grovcr Cleveland for president and himself for second place. Tho only thing which stands lu tho way of tho suc cess of his plau Is Mr. Cleveland's well known aversion to re-entering public life but even that might be overcome. 'Wnultiu Inltiieiiet- of llrynnlnni. J." Sterling Morton's Conservative. Tho stnte election last wcok In Oregon was of moro than local Interest because rf Mr. Uryan's identification with tho cam paign. 'Ho Journeod to Oregon and made fevcral speeches, making special referenco to silver. There wns complete fusion of nil tho Rryan elements. ! tlio democra's, silver republicans nnd populists. Tho combined vote, however, was less than that of tho democrats alone a year ago. It was aUo less than that received by llryan In 18D0. If Bryan ha3 become weaker In the western states, whero the silver sentiment has al ways been tho most pronounced, whtro H he to gain the electoral votes required to make him president? Seiinlor lluniin'N Knee. Philadelphia Record. No man In public life has been eo merci lessly caricatured by artist and libeled ry camera. The caricaturist, of course, Is ntver expected to convey a true likeness, althoih be Invariably seeks to preserve a semblince of a man's features nnd expressions, l.ow over distorted they may bo. In Senator Hanna'a case, however, he seems entirely at sea. This Impression la forced up n ono by studying tho man nt close rmge. Tho caricaturist may perhaps be pnrdrnel for not coming nearer the truth, when tho fact Is taken Into consideration thnt even the photographer usually falls to catch tho details of the renator's facial character istics. There Is an Indescribable some thing about the man that defies reproduc tion. His Is a romarkablo faco In many respects, full of light and shado, expressive to tho oxtent of being almost panoramic, evor changing with hU own mood or tho moods of these about him. It Is a rugged face, such as you see on those actors who change their plastic features at will In giv ing Imitations of famous men. And yet nt times It seems to bo as unfathomable as tho faco of tho very Sphinx, Small wonder that tho artist falls to retain Its eluslvo characteristics. Oiril IlllAl'lN'O XATIO.VAI. WRAI.TH. Another Vomlon or (lie Slory Told by IncrritNlni; Kiporln. Phllndel;dila'North American. Tho returns of foreign trado for May show that tho gigantic transfer of credits from Ruropo to America, which seemed to have begun to decline a few month ngo, has set In again with renewed vigor. Our Imports for the month wero slightly greater, It Is true, than they woro In May of last yenr, but our exports wero not only vastly greator than In that month, but exceeded thoso of May, 1808, which at that tlmo held tho record. In May of this year our Imports of mer chandise -were $71,555, 801 and our exports 9113,503,577. an excess of exporta amounting to $41,917,716. In tho eleven months Just ended this excess was $197,421,086, which was mere than for the corresponding eleven months of last year and moro than for any other entlro year la our history except 1898. The tremendous balance of trado In our favor has been going on now for four yoaro. In tho twelvo months ending May, 1S97, It was $3C8,793,S62; In 'tho next year it was Jj59.729.197, In tho, next, $538,951,387 and In tho year Just closed It has been $532,058,004. In these four yours wn havo sold go ids to tho extent of $1,939,534,450 moro than wo havo bought. ' , Of course, If all -these things had been paid for In money the financial system of tho world would have 'been wreckrnl. As a matter of fact, In 'period our not Im ports of gold havo Won only a trlllo ovor $200,000,000 and In tho same tlmo our net exports of silver hiivo "been over $100,000, 00, leaving only nbiit ,$)00,000,000 of treas ure to balance $2,000,000,000 of merchandise. Evidently wo nro belnij: paid In other ways partly by tho return1 of our own securi ties, and partly by tho creation of foreign Indebtedness to us, And that, of course, means Increasing resources every year. Tho Interest on $2,0o6,oo6,000 nt 4 per cent would bo $80,000,000 a year, which of Itself Is as much as our ordinary belance of trado before Its recent enormous expansion. It Is easy to see why our financiers look now upon tho possibility of gold exports with so much more equanimity than thuy did a few years ago. With additional cred its of $2,000,000,000, with an annunl bal ance of trado exceeding ff00,0CO,000 nnd with over $45,000,000 of gold la tho treasury, wo I can hulp out the anxious foreigner with a I good deal moro comfort than we could when wo were In debt to Kurope, had a balance of trado less than (UO.COO.OOO ami had to peddle bonds to keep $100,OCO,000 of sold In tbo treasury All those remarkable changes have corao about In four years, during which we havo Incidentally fought two wars, destroyed ono empire end created another. pov.vrinH's Titorni.ns Mtfiriri.Y. Plattsmouth Journal (dem,)! Peoplo In Nebraska dou't hnvo to look to South Africa or China for war news now; thejr simply wait to hear from Ueatrlce. lleatrlco Kxpress (rep.): The Institute for feeble-minded politicians Is neldoni heard of savo In connection with porno scandalous proceedings. It Is to bo hoped that tho elec tion this fall will end all this squabbling end put the (state Institutions where they will not bo subject to the buffetlncs of xpollsmcn. Falls City Journal (rep.): Tho disgrace ful row at tho Institute tor feoblo-mlnded at Dratrlce Is becoming a stench In the nostrlU of decent people and calls loudly for refer matlon. (lovernor I'oynter and the whole push should bo Ilred, Tho nsylums for the . wards of tho stato who nro ko unfortunate an to bo there nro entitled to have peace and quiet reign. Wo do not know of a stato Institution where these unfortunate aro kept where there ban not been moro or less strlfo and turmoil among the manage ments nnd It Is due to tho mlsmauagcmunt of Hugo nxylums by the state houso gang. Grand Island Independent (rep.): Tho an nouncement that (lovernor I'oynter hail Itv vcstlgated tho Soldiers' homo affair two Injury. If China Is dismembered nnd al'cn weeks ago appear to bo trua The O in a In governors placed In charge of the provinces papers contain an nccouut of tho flailing j enormous nrmlcs will be needed for their that tho cancer patients had only them- ' protection. If tho allied powers have do Helves to blame. It Is not stated Just when 1 elded to dismember Ohliu they have un nnd where tho Investigation was held, but dertaken a gigantic task, ns It Isn't anybody's business excepting that j St. Paul Pioneer Press: No other coun of tho governor nnd tho management of , try has such largo Interests nt stake ns tho home, It Is Immaterial whether this ' tho United States. It should not accept a Is ever established or not. Inmates of tho subordinate part In tho Joint Interposition home democrats, too, not republicans ! of tho powers. We havo already s nt a stato they never heard of such a thing and regiment of coldlers there. Now that the didn't believe any Investigation wns he'd, ' empress has vlrtunlly declared war against though It was possible, of course, to hold one eo ouletly thnt no one should find out anything about It. York Republican: The comman.lant at tho Mllford Soldiers' homo has been serv ing three years without a bond for tho discharge of his duties and tho preserva tion of tho property of tho stnto. So now that ho has been destroying tho proporty and mismanaging tho Institution tho stato has no recourse. The state adralnlstintlun Is very much to blame. It was wrong to appoint tho present commandant In the first place. Ho was n South Omaha politi cian with nothing to recommend him but tho fact that he had been a U3tful heelor for fusion In South Omaha politics and of course had to bo "rewnrded." Tho stato administration was culpably careless or criminally Ignorant for allowing him t assume his duties without havlcg first given a proper bond. York Times (rep.): All the fuslonlsts In this neck o" woods nro calling Dr. Lang a fool nnd other complimentary names. What do they think of I'oynter? I'oynter ap pointed tho "fool," first, then Investigated him and found him not only "fool," but dis honest. Then Instead of telling the truth about him like a good governor he pro ceeded to whitewash and slobber over him. Afterwards, when ho found I.ang would not move out according to agreement he dallied and hesitated and stuttered instead of go ing there armed with power enough to eject him forthwith nnd the result Is what you see. A fine' tnto of affairs for tho educa tion, caru and treatment of feebleminded children! Tbo Institution Is worse than none at all as It now stands and children would be better off In bedlam. Lang has been foolish and has done much mischief, but how much wiser has (Iovernor Poynter been? Ccneva Signal (rep.): Tho commandant of thu Mllford Soldiers' home must be a hot house llower Indeed. His nerves aro strung altogether too tightly. A beautiful shade treo grew near tho homo. Hocontly he had It chopped down because the birds collected In Its branches early In the morning and disturbed his morning nap with their sing ing. Ho seems to havo a mania for thu destruction of trees, as ho ha3 had tho beautiful groves on the homo land chopped down and made Into posts. Ho also had tho rcso bushes along tho paths rooted up. Tho old soldiers of tho stnto gave tho legisla ture no peace until It bought the property nt Mllford nnd converted It Into a SDldlers' home. Tho reasons always given were tho beautiful natural groves and the healthful water of tho springs. Ilesldcs the destruc tion of tho trees, the springs were allowed to choko with mud, Tho reasons for run ning a second home nt Mllford when ono was already In operation nt Orand Inland have been pretty well wiped out by the present commandant. With tho shade trees destroyed and with the springs turned Into raudholes Mllford Isn't much of a sani tarium. 1'OI.ITICAI. nil I FT. Chairman Jones' fish stories aro ns re liable as his prophesies. Tim Woodruff Is convinced that rainbow vests throw a funereal shado on political booms. Democrats can drag New York or tho whole union without finding a match for Hoosovc-lt. Tho successor of Drlgham H. Hoherts as representative of Utah In tho houso of repre sentatives Is a bachelor. Since Chairman Joneo endorsed Kansas City, hotels ho can get a whole Moor for himself by giving tho sign. Roosevelt had Now York precedent for his action. Horatio Seymour told tho demo crats: "Your candidate I will not be." nut the party willed otherwise. The public debt per capita In tho United States, which wns $50 In 1873, is now $15, according to olllclal treasury report, and tho Interest charge per capita on the debt, which was $2.35 In 1873, Is now 53 cents. Hawaiian politicians lest no time In get ting Into tho swim nt Philadelphia. Four yoars henco it Is likely tho Philippines, Ouam nnd Porto Rico wll have representa tives at nil national conventions. Tho Now York Herald wants to know "what Is the matter with Mr. Cleveland for our noxt president?" Nothing except ing his inability to run. The pace la too swift for thu fat man of Princeton. The rival candidates for congress n tho First district of Illinois nro Mr. Mann and Mr. Organ. In tho congressional election in iniiHuvn, J" "h " the republican and Mr. Ulack the democratic candidate In tbo Eleventh district of that Btuto. Twenty years ngo tho stato taxes raised for schocl purposes In New York wero $3,000,000; ,11n nn.., tinnftftnn nnnunllv . Thn nrnn- l.irjr ...II...," T,,uvm,v . , , eral expenses of the state, exclusive of cent meanwhile. 1ho honor universally accorded In VIr- I Khiln to tho name and political memory of ! George Washington appears to extend to Ttr,iit Vlfntnlf, At tlx. rnnnnt nltir nlnntlnn ..v .vw..v v.v, w..w.u. held in Charleston. Oeorge Washington, tho present mnyor, defeated Joseph II. , Kasterrtny by 250 mnjnrlty. Wost Vlrglnln Is one of the states In which close political fighting is expected this year. j At a rocont Philadelphia banquet the sucarr De-now neatly smothered Home of , Senator Hannn's weaknesses with these com- pllmentary worda: "Like all strong men, j Senator Hanna has received an unduo meas- ; ure of criticism, but I doubt If ho has bad his full measure of praise. It can be said ' of him that, while wrong-headed sometimes, im haii been right-hearted at all times. If, as , tho papers veraclously and unvt-raclously doclare, In tho stress of battle, or tho fall- . urts of Incompetent lieutenants, or tempo rury reverses, ho turn given away to languago which has grieved tho plnia, we can readily believe that, like Washington's fury at Mon- mouth, the words have been among thoso i which were no sonner upon tho page than they wero blotted out by thu Warj of. the recording angel." SP.HUI( WITH Tllll IHIXI4H.1. New York World Tho taking of tho Tnku forts recalls a famous bit of hi -lory. It was under tho guns of Ihdsd sanio forts to tho rescue of llrlt'eli war vesseU whl.h wore In shallow watr and at their mercy, ! Justifying hl breach of International law by saying: "Illood Is thicker than water." Chicago Chronicle. Smiling, ns he sits 1 at tho (able, with a smile that Is child- like nnd. hlnnd, tho Hon. Wu Ting Fan I pleasantly alludes to the business of tv.o ; Tnku forta ns "a mere trifling misumior standing." This wilt bo comforting news to tho surviving relatives of tho 600 Chi neso gentlemen who were wafted Into tin ,'nwcot subcauently by zephyrs from tho nlllcd fleets last Monday. Minneapolis Times: To stlbjugato those peoplo by force and put down open ri'lst nnco to foreign authority may bo o.ty enough, but to educate thorn so that they can bo governed In any other way than by force will bo extremely dlfllcult, It not Im possible. It Is known that tho Chlr.c o nro treacherous nnd wonderfully subtle and tirelessly patient In bMIng the time when they can take revenge for a real or fancied all tho powers our government should not hcsltato to send ten regiments, or twenty or moro It necessary, commensurato with tho lending part she ought to play In the defense of her trcnty rights nnd In tho x nctlon nnd enforcement of nil nccesrary guaranties for tho tccurlty of the liv s and property of her citizens nnd for tho protection of her commercial Interests. ommi:.nt o.v tiii: im,a I'l'omt. Salt Iako Tribune (rep.): As a whole the document Is very strong and most of It will directly appeal to both the pride and tho good sense of tho American people. Knnsas City Star (Ind.): There Is no shuddering over tho word gold In the re publican platform and not a suggestion of a sop to silver sentiment In It, which Is an Indication that the republican leaders con sider tho silver issue an thoroughly dead and burled and lucnpable of giving any trouble or uneasiness In thin year's cam paign. Now York Sun (rep.): Who really wroto It? Who finally revised It? Fortunately, this year tho republican party Is claiming the confidence of the country nnd thu votes of American citizens not n n newcomer nnd applicnnt offering a prcspectus, but upon tho strength of a record of achievement brilliant nnd successful beyond parallel and also upon tho strength of actual public knowledge of this admlnlotratlon's honejt methods nnd patriotic purposes. Haltlmoro American (rep.): Tho platform makes this terse nnd entirely truthful ref erence to the past efforts of the democratic party to administer tho government: "A menace to prosperity has always rejlded In democratic principles nnd no les In tho general incapacity of the democratic party to conduct public affairs." Of course, this refers to tho modern democracy and not to nnclent history. Tho platform, which was unanimously adopted, has cleared tho at mosphere and, with tho nominations, will place tho republican army hi battle array with not a reasonable doubt of tho cam paign's Usuc. Hcuton Olcbe (dem.)j It would be almost ldlo to waste words on any analysis or se rious criticism rf thiii platform. As might havo b?en expected. It savors throughout of tho same Insincerity that marked tho late session of congrms. The resolutions jlnglo a cut nnd dried tifuo that fits tho noncommit tnl policy which has been so long on ex hibition before the people. The party hav ing dono llttlo that was expected of It, simply enunciates a set of resolutions ex premlng satisfaction with what It has both dono and left undone. As a platform of evasions It Is well In keeping with the re cent history of tho party. Now York Tribuno (rep.): No survey of republican "success during the last four years or throughout tho long period of gen eral prosperity of which tho party has been the chief instrument would bo nde qunto It It did not recognlzo tho wlsdcm with which It has refused to assist In im parting an appearance of paramount im portance to proposals of doubtful value and topics of .ephemeral Interest. Demagogues and fanatics havo uniformly failed to ro ceivo Its countenance. The incalculable service thus rendered to tho nation in times both of tranuqlllty nnd disturbance Is repeated this year and ngnln "tho repub lican party, upon Its hl3tory and upon this declaration of It0 principles and policies confidently Invokes tho conslderato and ap proving Judgment of tho American people." iiowakd tiirrs run ;ui,n iiuicic. Norfolk News: J. Rdgar Howard's Papll Iloa Times says that tho uniform adopted by tho Douglas County Democratic club "will consist of n black hat nnd a badge," while nttendlng the Kansas City convention. If tho Douglas county democrats wish to show their sympathy for Agulnaldo and his sup porters thoy could do It In no better wny than by adopting their stylo of dress and tholr originality Is to be commended. Thoy may find their liberty much less than that of Agulnaldo, however, when tho Kansas City pollco forco catches sight of them. Friend Telegraph: Colonel Kdgar Howard has been nominated by fusion for congress up In the Second district. The colonel has had a sort of hankering for the loaves nnd fishes of fusion nnd there has been a grow ing desire that Howard ought to be sldo tracked at some point or lie was llnble to It,. ,,,, nvnf In llin mah fni nffiprt thtu full j Tho cf)om ,n accoptlnK tho nomlnatlon In opposition to Davo Mercer assumes tho Job whose wonderful proportions ho will fully r-oll-,0 atlnr llio vntna nr.. rnu. I Mn. , vcm,)or on w ,ho ,)enk b ,, . ,,,rtrh ,,, ,.,,ii,,a blow through his whiskers. Falrbury Enterprise: Tho fiulonlsts of thu SoLond congressional district hnvo suc ceeded In sidetracking Edgar Howard of the ' ,,.,,, M-l,..o .. 1, , ... o ., ,.,.nn.n,t n. "'" ' , , v Mv n '. i n Ul0 a,,0 of th() fus g!nR at .,,, thoy wnntCcl to quiet lilm ami took the above nloans to hlm of harm-g wav. Howard ....... , wnu. put no can never nope 10 uereai uavo 1 Mcrcer, who Is conceded to be one of tho ' stronnest nnd most nonular men who ever represented that district In tho lower house. , Toc.mnaeh chieftnln: Tho political ioko of j tllu SL.auon la tho nomination of Kdsar ' Howard for crugnns by tho fusion forces of th Second dlntrlnt. iln l. nil tea npninat i Davo Mercer and hnn the samo chaucn of j winning out that a snowball ban to Mir- j vivo the Fourth of July. Ily caustic crltl- ( ctsma In hla papitr, tho Papllllon Times, Mr, Howard has made himself very obnoxious to ! tho popocratlo ring now In chargo of the a'ate home. Ho wanted to run for auditor. but tho gang wouldn't allow that. Ho wan I finally pacified with tho congressional noml- 1 ! nation in a sura republican district and now tho fusion bosaci arc laughing In their sleeves at tbo ecny way they fixed Howard. Poor Howard wort of half realizes that bis I enomlea have made a monkey of him, but i the J. C. Journal seems to take the matter as a herlous prcpcsltlon and announce that (Howard's chances tor an election tra even. va -mins of out waii. An ftrmy officer serving In thrt Philippine-, writing to n frlond In Rochester, N. Y flatty contradicts Admiral Dewey's assertion In his dispatch of July, 1893, that tho Fili pinos wero better fitted for self-government than the Cubans. "Tho common state ment." says this olllcer, "thnt the nntlvo I superior to tho Cuban Is tho grossest Insult to tho Cubans. It was spread by tlloso whre only view of tho Cubans was the ragtall nrmy of Santiago, nnd who believe most Cubans nro negroes, and whoso experi ence of this Islnnd hits been confined to Ma nila. Tho benighted, stupid serf of the In terlor hns fow of the qualities, nono of tho nsplratlons, of n white man." The writer also ridicules the stories of tho "marvelous rcsourcen" of the Islands, nnd tho trado thoy will develop. "There U very llttlo lumber on these Island.," h ) writes. "Ilorneo, with her virgin foresis, will nlsorb this trade. There Is practically no gold, no (.liver, no coal. Thero Is but llttlo copper. No trade Is being developed with theso Islands by tho United States Tho Americans supply the nrmy, that Is all. Tho hemp, suqnr and tobacco trades are in tho hands of foreigners, and remain so No lino of steamers has been added from tho United States to those Islands In spile of the Immense patronage that could bo got from tho government. Tho former trado of tho Islands amounted, Imports and ex ports, to $29,000,000. For this we nrnapet.d Ing $100,000,000 or more n ye.ir. Develop ment ns of an uninhabited country Is Im practicable. Tho land la practically nil taken up. Tho population per square nilhi Is twice thnt of tauMana or Florida. Tho people aro much less susreptlble of Im provement or Improvements." In nn official report to the surgeon gen eral of the army, tho surgeon stationed nt Sogod, Cebu, Philippine Islands, call. attention to tho services of Private Jones of the hospital corps, stationed nt that place and commends him for future con sideration. Tho services nro certainly worthy of nttentlon. A native Filipino nttacked his wife with a bolo and cut her arm badly, also slashing her faco so that tho eyeball was forced out. The surgeon was absent when tho wounded woman was brought to tho hos pital, but I'rlvnto Jonos wns on hand. With" only candles for light, he dressed tho wounds, replacing the eyeball and sew ing up the wound In tho faco nnd wounds In tho back. Tho woman refused to hav her arm amputated, though Private Joium advised thnt operation. So tho arm was merely dressed antlseptlcnlly. Two days later, however, tho arm began to turn black, so Private Jones cut It on above the elbow by "the circular method," tho simpler form of amputation that makes no llaps. When the surgeon returned to duty, some days later, ho found thu patient doing well nnd the arm healing properly. "It seems ut first unfortunate." com ments tho Now York Sun, that tho bap tismal name of Private Jones doe not ap pear In tho report, yet It Is conceivable that tho Private Jones of Sogod Is tho only per son of his name In the hospital corps. It ho Is, baptismal names would bo super fluous, oven to Jones. So long as ho H identified by tho authorities so that no other Jones gets tho prnlso due to Jone Sogod, first names aro useless. Hut Jo. km of Sogod certainly Is a credit to the hos pital corps and we hope the surgeon gen eral will keep a kindly eye on him." Things appear to be getting along finely In our llttlo possessions of Ouam. Cap tain I.cnry reports that tho evaporating plnnt Is In excellent condition, that tho steam saw mill Is erected and ready for work, thnt tho telephone system between PHI and Agana Is tnplcteri and In suc cessful operation nnd that officers of tho Yosetnlte nre engaged In a topographical survey of the Island. "Hike," the term used by tho soldier. to describe their runs after tho Insurgents In Luzon, Is tho Kansas equivalent fur "hustle." It was orlglnnlly Invented by tho Kansas farmers when they desired to Instruct their employes by giving tho com mand, "hike yourself," with tho Intention of saying "get n gait on." Funston brought It to Manila and it became so popular lu tho nrmy that Instead of saying "doublet tlmo" or "hurry up," or anything elso of that chnractor, when nn extra effort M asked of the men, they aro simply told to "hike" nnd the cry, "hike! hike!" Is n common In the Philippines now as "for ward" Is in tho drill book. AVIIITTI.nil TO A l'OI.VT. Urooklyn Life: Tommy (enusht In tho net) I-II must say. gran'ma, that these pre serves Is Jest like the ones mother useter make. Indianapolis Journnl: "t thought If I gavo TTncle John a pretty srnrfpln ho would cut off his long whls-kers." "Did he?" "No; he wears them braided now." Cleveland Plain Denier: "Did that rlrh young (loldbug propose to you last nlghr?" "Not oxactly. mnmma. Hut ho asked for an option on mo for thirty days." Chicago Record: "Dolly, what mudn you have lilies on your bat? They'll be out of style !n a fe-.v weeks." "How funny you nre, Polly! You asked inn a question and then answered It your-eulC''- Somervllle Journnl: Kvery married man niitrht to try the experiment once lu ti while of paving Ills wife tho name sort of compliments trnt he puys to other women althniiKh not often enough, of courso, a makn his wlfo conceited. Pittsburg Chronicle: Mr. Penn Speaking of the keynote of tho campaign Mrs, l'ltt Well? Mr. Pitt-Well? Mr. lVnn I was about to sny thnt It I- appropriate for the keynote to be sounded In the Koystono stnte. Chicago Tribune: Miss Wellon stood In front of the mirror, looklnc at the reller tlon of her oricn tnlden hair, now thickly strenked with silver. "I am tired of tho double standard," sho ci-.'d. And she proceeded to make arrangements to place It on nn exoluslve uuld b.isls. Cleveland Plnln Dealer: "Her last coolc was a girl named (lunn." "Of eourne she promptly discharged her?" "No, she waited a week. Then the ulrl l?nt a load nt a Sunday plcnlo nnd wua ll.-ed." Washington Stnr: "A perfect gentleman nevr forgets himself," said the man. with a good memory for phrases. Then." remarked Senator 'orghum, "I may nxume to rank In that distinguished elans. Whenever there wits anything paus ing around, no m.ittur what the elmnnr frimi constituents mid place hunters mlxht be, I nover neulected to remember myself."' THU SI.OCAX IS SOIiMM.Mi. Ripley D. Snunder In St. Louis Republic. It's time to nund the party cry, It's time to tal'n vnur stand; Tho campaign's opening gun Is heard across thu llstentiiK laud; And It'.- line to feel the thrill that wakes In fourteen million souln. For It HturU the nation mui-chliiir to It: duty at the polls! Then It's rally round your colors und lift "em to the sky, The day of biittlt's dawning and the fight ing spirit's high, And there's glory In the prospect whero tlio cloud of eonlltet rolls. As the finest people on the earth rush for ward to tho polls. It's tlmo to tnko your station In the gath- ' erlng arrnv; It's time to train for service In Novem ber's furluiiH fray, For the ilgnal's out for action and tho lines nro looking grim, And tho man who has a party creed, that creed Is calling hlm! Then It's rail:' round your colors und do rour manful part; The opening gun U Hounding und tho light's uliout tn start; Answer "Here1" nil proud und plucky at the culling of thu roily. And march with your party to tho buttl ut the pollstl