CWAIIA ILLTSTHAT 151) Willi. Dividing the Time of Mny 'JO, JiXX). MM Olio of tlui features of thu Purls oxo3l tlon, reports tho Chicago Tribune, will bo nn Intorniitloiiiil congress cf scientists to consider the declmnl division of time uiul the circle. The ill vision of time iiIjiio niny be considered lure, because If the c ti gress should arrive at some fungible re sult a Ih not at all uinlkely It will bu cf more fur-reaching popular ellecl than, any abstract mathematical pro). tuition. '.Moreover, scientists have long since pointed out that the present tlivlU u of time has Its (shortcomings. I'rof. Paul Crtioger, a Herman scientist of note, haB pointed out In the "Prometheus," a (Icruinu weekly devoted to progress In trade, Industry and science, tho disadvan tage of the present system of dividing tlnu and so far r.s the papular side of this ques tlon applies to Aniovleun custams tho sclentlllc sidn being, of course, of interna tional character his deductions will be rea I with Interest even by lay readers. One cf tho popular ohjcctlots to the pro posed change Is the assertion, which appear natural and almost a matter of court!, that the great mass of the peoplo luu become to accustomed to the Gx00xl2x2 dlvhlon of tho day that It will bo exceedingly dllllclllt to Introduce the decimal system, and that, therefore. It would be almost a barbarism to abolish tho tisane, with which people have become familiar for eenturiiv, for the tolo purp e of giving a scientific character to one of thu most important, though scarcely ever thought of functions of daily life namely: The measurement of time. People I, Ike DeeliuiilN. Tho people may think differently about tlila matter, for the peop!o nt large are not sentimental. Tho descendants of the Pil grim fathers, of tho hirelings of the hand grave of HesKie, and of tho numerous nations which camo later quickly accustomed them selves to the abolition of pounds, shillings and pence; of thuler, sllbergroschen and pfunnlge; if gulden and kreutzer; of kronier and heller; and to the adoption of tho docl imil dollar and Its 101) cents. In fact, so far as time Ih concerned, the great nias-u of louimcn people do not adhere at alt to the actual division of 00 plus 00 plus 12 plus ", but will say, for Instance, "It 'a nearly half past 1 o'clock," or "It is a quarter to 2," or "It Is a few minutes after half-past 3." Of c.urHa, those for whom accurate division of time Is of moment railroad and business men, bankers, racing and sporting men will ' figure differently and will p.obably speak of 1:2!), or 1:411, or 2:27, but these do not form tho bulk of the people. Thus It appears that tho groat mans of peoplo do not adhero to tho division cf hours into CO minutes, but count by quarter or half hours, so that tho popular day has not 2 plus 12 hours, but 2 plus 12 plus 1, equal ing 00 quarter hours, for tho quarters aro all tho units of tiniei In tho popular mind and not tho minutes. Tho people do not like to count odd minutes, but speak of ." or 10 minutes, and seconds aro not popular at nil, except with peoplo whoso buslne s or prodllintlon compols thorn to rockon with tho subdivision of the minute. Of cour o overy child knows that a minute ha. CO seconds, but the second Is hardly evor con sidered. Hence, all advocates of tho decimal divi sion of time maintain that tho pioplo arj 4 D POLE VAULT, NINE FEET NEIJRASKA U, Hostwick. Day by Decimals not so much attached to the tltno-honoro 1 division, because- they do not use the lunr as a unit of time; do not count with 00 minutes, and do not use the seconds. The peoplo count by quarter hours and llgu e tho minute from the quarter. Milt such a designation has all the shortcoming which a correct lueusurtiinont of time should not hnve. Two causes may ho cited why thu nuns of tho peoplo do not reckon by the hour with Its dlvhlon of CO minutes. Tho space of nn hour is apparently too large ami the UO-tlivlslun Is not comprehensive because it does not corrmpond with the, decimal divi sion of the dollar. Every child knows how much I" cents Is, but nen tho adult does not know without thinking what space of time is expressed In I" minutes. He or slut must first think that fin minutes .form the unit of thei hour, and then calculate that -17 Is a little more than three-quarters of tho unit. This Ih In accord with a common law, which applies to all time and all peoples. Any arbitrary division MNIM'P FOR 100 YAHDS' HASH by LouIb II. Hostwick. -NEIIR which does not correspond to the ruling system of counting lacks tho quality of be ing perceived Intuitively. Any other than tho decimal division conflicts with tho de cadal units, 10, 100, 1,000, etc., which overj child knows. An accountant may get along swimmingly with other systems, but tho people want units, which they may compre hend without thinking. New IMvInIoii. Hence a new tllvlfil n of time which Is to becomu popular must be bused upon tho fol lowing principle: 1. It must ho decimal. 2. The time unit must not differ materially from tho present quarter hour. .1. This time unit must not he longer than ten 'minutes. All these principles can be happily UNIVERSITY FIELD DAY Photo by Una OK THE NEIIR ASKA UNIVERSITY FIELD DAY Photo observed by the division of the day Into 100 units, each of which may be termed a "run." The run again Is tlhldcd Into 10 decarun, or "mar." Then the day would have 100 runs Instead tf t!io present 'J! quarter-hours and 1,00(1 mar Instead of tho present 1,410 minutes. 1,410 One mar would be 1.1 1 minutes. 1,000 Ono run equaling 10 irar wotill equal II 1 minutit'. One run would bo 15 lets II. I equaling O.ii minutes equaling o.li plus CO less :iii sic mils shorter than tho present quarter hour. It will bo seen that tho now tlmu unit, tho run, would differ Immaterially from the present unit, tho quarter hour, Thu mar. equaling 1.11 minutes, tllffeiH from XV, minutes only by l.iiO lr 1.14 equaling O.Ofl minutes, or O.Oil plurt CO equaling .1.0 sec nils. Thcro could he, to facilitate nil popular Intro duction of decimal time measurement, thu run substituted for tho qunr tor hour and 1 runs for 1 hour. Per haps It might bo incro advantageous to ro place tho hour by 5 runs, which would bo exactly 1 hour and 12 minutes. For scientific purposes, which requlro more accurate measurements of tlmo, the jiuir can l.o divided into 100 mllliruns or "sot." Then tho the day will have 100 plus 10 equaling 100.000 Fut, Instead of 21 plus CO plus CO equaling 80.100 seconds, consequently 1,000 set nro SCI seconds nnd 1 sot nro 0.80 1 stnonds. An other, and piohably more pronounced ad vantage of the set over the second will bo that thu set pendulum will bo shorter than tho present second pendulum. Ilenco tho now set pendulum will bo found nioro frequently In clocks and will make It pos sible for tho layman to make sclentlllc observations. Tho laborer, the official and the child liav to care, as a rule, only for tho beginning of their work, or school tlmo. Now, whuthpr this beginning Is now 8 o'clock, or 8:10, or in future 31 run, makes no difference so far as tho recollection Is concerned. Even a child will readily understand tho valuo cf a run as to tho course of tho huh or tho different appointments of tho day. Twunty llvo run would bo exactly fi n. m.; GO run, 12 meridian; 7fi run, fi p, m.; 0 run, 12 mid night. From 2r-7.r run Is daytime; all runs undor HO are forenoon, over fiO nro afternoou For Instance, 11 n. in. Is 40 runs, 11 j. in. Is !ifi runs, 1 p. m. Is fil runs, 1 o'clock at night Is 4 runs, Hence all npp' IntmoutR can bo made by complete runs, whuro at present quarter nnd half-hours nro required. Meeltliiileill III llleilll y. Wutches and clocks, of courso, would ro qulro structural changes, but tlieti chunsei aro not so dllllcult nor so inntorlnl as would nppmr at first glance. In regard ti tho ordinary clock, for Instance, tho change wheel of .Hi cogj) would have to bo replaced by ono of 2f cngs, and tho mlnuto wheel of PEKIAII III -MASCOT Hl twick SK I NIVERSITY Photo by Louis R 21 togs would need replacement by a hand w heel of 10 cogs. The dial of the new clock or watch would have but one hand which couies around the circlo divided into 100 ninivi and 10 hum in one-tenth of u day, equaling 1 divnrun or derun. Henco only the mar and the unit of the runs will bo shown. The decerns of the run, dowirun or derun will ho recognized without thinking, for an error of 1 decarun, equaling 10 plus M.I, equaling lit minutes, or 2 hours 21 minutes, will hardly bo made. Consequently, one hand would bo Hiillicii'iit, though a sec nd ono could rcndl.y bo pr.vlded for, and tho (simpler method of an additional dial would lo hotter. This second dial, turning beneath an opening in tho main dial, would shiw ton figured, from 0 to H, mid would bo advanced with each revolution of tho hand by one figure. The second question, that of tho diolmal division of tho circlo or nngle. Is a matter of indifference for tho great mass of po pie. It cannot be said that the present divlshui lu .ICO parts of tho clrcumforenco of a eirclo or in 24 hoimi of a day has any advantage over tho decimal tllvlnlon. Those old di visions simply retard the progress toward a universal decimal system. Short and to the Point "Are you one of the olllceis of the Treas ury department?" asked the niaii with the bloodshot eyes, relates the Chicago Tribune. "I am assistant secretary of the treas ury," was tho reply. "What can I do for you?" "Well, It's rather a confidential business, v:id 1 don't want It to go any farther, hut i've conio to pay the government soino money that I guess I owe It fairly. 1 camo back from Etiropo about a month ago with Nome dutiable goods cun.e.iled about me anil got past tho revenue olllceis with them. I llguro that I beat tho government out of about $fi and I've come t square up and get tho mnttur oil' my mind." "Well," responded tho assistant secro- tary, "wo have what we call a coiiBcicnco fund, and as this seems to he a rasu of conscience" "1 don't know that It's my conscience that troubles me," said the visitor, "but I do know there's a big bullfrog that stays in a pond near where I live, and he keeps me iii'itnua wick. RACE--NEBRASKA UNIVERSITY FIELD DAY Photo by Louis It, Ilout- ;t awake night after night, with his Infernal cough up! cough up!' and l'e got tired of it." A hostess of tilt" West Hud, New York, who proposed giving a dinner to sumo of thu doctors visiting in town, sabl to tho caterer when she had Mulshed with her order: "Now, Mr. X, 1 trust you will make this dinner as line as possible, for my gueHlH come from all over the country and I waul them to see how well we tin things." "Is It the doctors you're going to entoi talu, then?" asked the caterer. "Yes," responded thu hostess. "1 have In vited n number of the doctors." (live me my list, then," Haiti tho caterer, and he forthwith proceeded to increase the quantity of everything upon the menu and to nearly double thu amount of wine. "What do you mean by that?" asked tho patron. "Why have you Increased tho quan tity of everything so materially ?" "I was nil light at llrst for the ordinary guest, madam," said tho caterer with an cxcatlicdra air, "but them sawbones tines eat anil docs drink they does eat and drink. Their trade seems to give 'em an appetite." Tho poet Wall Whitman was, as Is well known, dependent during most of his life upon tho kindness of his friends and adinlr- a ers for support. A few yeaui biiforu his death tine of these friends called upon him lu his little house lu Camden, a suburban town of Philadelphia. "Well, Walt," he said, "how goes II HiIh winter? Any HtiUsciiptlons no.'tlcd for Christmas?" "No," said Whitman; "no, I'm aL work now. I'm In tho employ of (leorgo Chillis, lie pays me $."o a month." "You at. work! May 1 ask what Is our oc cupation?" "Why, 1 ride in the strivl cars. 1 fall Into talk with tho drivers and conductors and lind out which of them have no over coats and guct-s at tlielr sl.u and notify Chlhls mid then he sends tho overcoats. It's not hard woik," said thu poet, thought fully. "Anil then, you know, II helps Chlldu along." One of tho applicants at Uio Federal building In Now York, recently, for cltlzcn .ihip papers was n handsome, plcturestpio ami muscular yi ting fellow, wearing big gold rings In hU ears. "How long have you been In the United States?" asked the clerk. "I'ivo minutes," said Cubello. "How did you get in hole so quick?" "1 came from Naples," said Cubollo, promptly, "When I got off tho ship 1 get on tho automobile, and I come hero no quick," and he pointed out the window at a Ilroatlway cab that was passing. Ho was given his preliminary papers and wont away delighted. "Now 1 can go to work on tho big tunnel," said he. "Which way in it to 117" Reason for Parsimony Chicago Post: "You havo repeatedly told me." sho said with some show of Indigna tion, "that I it nt all In thu world to you." 'Quito true, my dear," ho replied. 'Well, you havo it mighty strange way of dunionstnitlng It," she umertetl. "How bo?" ho asked. "Well, you're stingy," sho answered; "that's what you aro Just stingy. You keep your money hoarded up llko a miser." Ho looked at her in Htirprlso. "Hut, my dour," ho mildly expostulated, "why should I go about Investing in othor thing when I already have what's nil lu the world to mo? You really ought to tnko a reasonablo view of these matters."