I OMAILA ILLUSTRATED B13J2. Mny (5, 1000. Holland Submarine Boat Little Terror of the Seas my own.' I ma!o tho most of thwi ar.d tlio houso caught on and yelled Itself hoarse. At a lator performance another baby mado an unconscious hit. IIo made such a iw.to crying that ho had tho 'middle of tho Blase' for about flvo minutes; then canio my lines, "Oh, hollow, hollow, hollow: which ho Tho United Stated nan Just acquired under way made It necessary for tho word I,roua"ly was." through purchase tho most formldablo war to bo passed by rovoral men, but at no time 5 vessel, according to experts, which over wan there tho slightest confusion or hcsltn- ' western Kansas thero Is a well Known "ploughed" tho Halt hous. Some mouths Hon In obeying order. When submerged politician who has a brother In Montana, ago tho Holland Torpedo Iloat company tho boat wan kept at tho chosen depth with- rtlitw tho Kansas City Journal. A number brought to Washington a llttlo vm-el which nt any dllllculty by moans of tho horl. ntnl of years ago thin Montana brother borrowed had been talked of In every newspaper In rudder. The evenness of tho Immersion was $-G0 from lilt) Kansas kinsman, and up to well shown by the depth gauges, but must ll vury recent dato had neglected to pay It also have been apparent from the other buck. During tho hearing of tho Clark vessels from tho imwUIoiih of tho llngg. bribery enso beforu tho United States ponato "It Ih worthv of notn Hint frnm Dm dmi thero wan somo testimony which indicated Immeriilon the water ns noun through tho t,lat 1,10 Montona brother, who Is a momber trio united mates almost nnd which wan looked upon during tho early days of the war with Spain an a "llkoly-to-bo" Important factor In that contest. Tho veniel wus Hie submarine torpedo boat Holland. For week.) pant two yachtH bavo been lying at the deadlights wan entirely onnnue. ami nt llin to state Bonato, had received tlO.uOO from maximum depth it wan almost black. Dur- 0,10 01 1,10 WW" or uiark. wiien this came wharf In the navy ynrd prepared at all Hiium to make a trip down tho Potomac oh far as Alexandria, where the pow ers nnd prowess of tho Holland would be demonstrated nt nny time. Members of tho cabinet, senators, congressmen, army o III - cers, navy otllcers, Justice of tho supremo to tho knowledge of tho Kansas brother he w'roto to tho Montana brother aa follows Kan., .March 19, 1000 My Dear lug the nearly threo hours wo wero In tho brnt tho air was exceedingly nweet." Another vessel of Eomowhnt similar tyro, known as tho l'lungor, Is being constructed nt tho yards of tho Trlggs Shipbuilding com- nnnv hi Illnlimnnil ntwl will ulinrtlu lin nililnit rourt, olllclnln of every degree and people to tho navy ns a sort of sister ship to tho "llm " 1,1 rumlH nntl 1 wl8n yu would aenJ without olllclnl title were taken to tho ex- Holland. With these two powerful sub- luul "oulun nnvo uunncu you, uuy, ii i uiuii i iiiuiK you wero nasn. ItOUISItT." Jim: I goo by tho papers that you are al leged to have received 110,000 for voting for Senator Clark. If It Is true. I suppose you i ii iflffn Hl'IIMAltlNH 1IOAT HOLLAND NKAHLY ITS CONNING TOWKH. hlbltlou and every ono agreed after soelng what tho Holland euu do In tho way of ex isting under water that at leant the problem of HUbmarlno navigation, llwt dreamed o( by Julea Vorne In his novel, "Twenty Thou Mind Leagues Under tho Sea," bad been solved. After nearly every olllclnl of tho Navy department had wltne-ssod tho contest and SUIIMKIKIHI), NOTHINd SIIOWINC, HUT- old Yours, Ily nlmoflt return mnll tho Kansas man re ceived tho following reply: "IIBLKNA, Mont., March 25, 1900. Dear Hubert: I enclose you draft on Now York for tho $250. You must forgtvo mo for not uemllng It before. I have tried to sparo It for several yearn back, but nover was able to get that much nhcad. Iavq to all, "JIM. Mogargeo relates In tho Philadelphia Thmvi a story nbout Ixiuls Harrison, a noted comedian and mlinlc, and Ills dog, Znb. 7.nb was the ugliest canlno ou four legs, but Harrison's lovo for him was boundlcsn, Onco whllo Hnirlron was playing In Phlla delphta Znb trayed uway from hl.i master and was gathereil In by the dog catcher. Harrison found him In the pound with 300 other prisoners. "I plunged my hands Into my poekotH to redeem him," Harrison said, "when, to my horror, I discovered that I had brought no money with inc. The dogs were to bo drowned In twenty minutes. What wan I to do? I explained tho circumstances to tho warden, who smiled an Bast river smllo nnd said: 'I don't know you nnd can't allow you to havo tho dog unices you give mo $3. I told him I wns Louis Harrison, tho comedian, nnd asked It he had ever heard of me. Ho said ho had frequently. fUllMAUINi: DOAT MOMjAN'I) ON Tills WAYS, Founder of the Graded School System in Omaha marine vessels In commission the UnltoJ Mates will be supplied an no other navv but he would remilm in lilv.i nv.r tlmi i wan tho man. Hero was my chance to havo my ability oh a mimic recognized In n Held never worked by a living uctor, If tho dogs would only allow my voice to be hoard that wad my only fenr. They kept up a steady stream of Wagnerian choruses without Inter mlmlon. I said: 'Warden, If I glvo you onto Imitations of celebrated actors will in tho world Is equipped for offensive war- faro against a hostllo licet. Bunch of Short Stories 'A Colorndo millionaire extremely mil- nflor Admiral Duwev had ntniln il retinrl 1111 llonalro ono who Is gottlng up nu art gal- tho vessel, tho government has bought It for ,vr- "u"1 lo " "'slier s biuuio in mo Hue jou bellovo I'm Harrison?" Ho said ho cor $IG(),000 and has ordered two moro of a slin- 'lu "ac" 81,'a Va,lcu Thompson In his Paris tnlnly would, nt which tho dogs set up an- tits. The '"mr lo 1,10 :iriay livening Post. "Ho other howl of agony. Well, I struck a tragic o surface Rhinced cnnunlly at tho plctureo on ho vails attltudo and began to Imltnto Henry Irving is supply nyniplionioH' lu rose and geld, In blue and as Hamlot. Ab I procee.led tho howls grew .'. iiiuwii mm green. ralnter and fainter and when I had finished m lMU ,uu no asKeu, wiui tno pound wan as still as death. Tho IiIh oyos, admitted that could not account for tho slrnnirn Mllpnrn In llu. nnnn.i ir.. txni....i " 'My iK)Sthumous Prices.' And the painter Into the pen nnd was surprised to llnd every added, (lood morning. og stone dead but Zab. Ho alono had liar typo, with muuo tmproveinontn Holland can go llftcon miles ou Lh of tho water without renewing Its Df KOfollno. It ran run forty knots under water without coming to tho surface ami thero Is enough compressed air In Itn tanks to Hiipply u crow with fresh air for thirty bourn. Tho llttlo terror of tho sea can dlvo to tho depth of twenty feet In eight' seconds and can stay at sea lu un emer gency for a week. The Holland Is, In other words, a torpodo with human brains Inside of It. mum ui uiu lull no IIBKCU, Willi tllO pound WIU IIS the eonlldence of ono who owne gold in'ncs. warden, with tenrs In ' 'Four millions,' said Whistler. i Wlw the man, but " VVMin I I ...... Ho had been there Sufu from Atlurk, It Is slightly over llfty-four foot lu been nblo to stand It. before. "Ho release! Zab nnd as wo reached tho door said; "Mr. Harrison, tho Socletv for tho Prevention of Cruelty to Animals think, II. C. Harnahco IoIIh a niory nbout a baby which mado the hit of tho evening nt a cer tain performance of "Patience" In which ho took part: more was a joung couplo ui) In tho cnl- drowning u verv mmi -nu i,mi.. length, mid somo ten feet In diameter, and Ivy, and they had tho baby contingent alone, (loirs. If on will nil m.. i ...mi ,., IIh displacement, when fully submerged, U My thunderous tones ropcatlug iny lines, thnt they glvo jou f2,000 a year to como hero Htivonty-llvo tons. Its ariuanient conslstn of 'Where the dut of an earthy today la tho four times a week and glvo Imitations of an expulsion tubo and threo whlto-hoad 'rth of a dusty tomorrow, awakened tho Irving.' I thanked him and raid It would torpedoes ami with this supply It can do- lKili nnd It began to cry loud nnd long, bo ImiMuslblc, as my business compelled mo slmy threo of tho lnrgeot vrssels of any '''lien enmn my lines, 'It's a llttlo thing of to leave the city ' navy In tho world, and, what lu mora to the point, when properly otllcered nnd manned, tho Holland would bo ubiolutely safe Irom tho guns of any vessel which It might attack, Admiral Dewey somo time ago sent to Representative Vtm, acting chairman rf the c inmltteo on naval affaliH of tho houtto, n momoraiidum prepared by his aide, I.leu teiiiuit II. II. Caldwell, upon the recent tests of the boat. He was aboard the little craft during Its purforiuancif, Tho fact that Admiral Dewey endorsed tho report probably had a great deal to do with its sub sequent purchase by the Navy department Lieutenant Caldwell exprefwes the belief that a determined enemy with a submarine l nt of the Holland typo could have made ImpisJlhlo the occupation of Manila bay by Dewey's squadron. In his roper t Mr Caldwell says: "Throughout the performance there was no accident or hltrli of any sort mid the ease with which either part of tho median It'in was manipulated was particularly Im pressing, Kach member of tho crew had a special station where ho remained during tho runs. Although those men were all highly skilled and showed a eonlldence duo to their long service In tho boat, I think the duties could be easily performed by the petty oillcers of tho navy after u short trial, Tho beat did not roll and It only pitched nllghtly at the time of diving and It righted Immediately after attaining tho required depth. Tho torpedo was discharged wltr tho greatest ease. Only a very slight shocV occurred .when tho torpedo was tired, KiikII)' ltt' u llequlreil ll'itli, "Tho captain gavo orders to tho engineer by tho ordinary method of hells and to the torpodo mon and pump men by tho word of mouth of th Sjme thirty years ago Samuel DeWItt Heals wus principal of tho Pacific street school lu Omaha. His charge wus a motley ctowd of youngsters Hinging In ago from 8 to 12 years. Tluxio early days of third readers would lcng havo passed Into ob livion wero It not for tho picture of that dignified school teacher Indelibly Impressed upon the memory of his boys and glrln. Tho spare, erect frame, the somber garb of broadcloth, the snow-white head, the long, silvery beard, tho mobile face, tho brilliant, kindly eye, the sympathetic smllo, the gentle yet firm voice, all combined In his personality to command respect of those careless, mischievous barbarians. What did they know of Latin, of Cicero, of the ora tions against Catiline? And yet on occa sions llko a Friday afternoon that scholar, ns If Inspired, would deliver In purest Latin beforo his school Cicero'r) philippic ngalnst Catiline. Tho effect wan electrifying. Somo sat dumbfounded, with eyes and mouth wide open; others, nstimlshed at tho unexpected scene, shouted with laughter. Through all tho 0111111011011 tho teacher, now transllgured Into tho Itoman orator, forgot tho frouzy school room and iw beforo him only tho tumultuous benches of tho senate houso filled with tho turbulent Komaus. These boys and girls havo long since grown to manhood and womanhood. To many their acquaintance with the classics began and cloned with their short tutelage under Samuel D. Denis at the old Pacific street school, Just abandoned. Hut they will carry to their dying day the recollections of the kindly old man who loved nature and books ns woll an his boys nnd girls. Samuel D. Heals was a raro teacher. IIo represonted tho highest typo of tho cultured gentloman. Ho was a scholar who lovod learning for learnlnc's sakn. lll mnihn.in of teachlug long ago wero those of tho most advanced followed lu tho elementary schools today. Ho understood what tducatlou meant and taught his youngest pupils to oLservo tho things nbout tham by rolying on their own powers of discrimination anil reason ing. Tho best there was In tho Individual was drawn out ami dovoloped. Ho Intro duced Into tho grndra for ho was tho father of tho graded school system In Omaha at h. Tho loud nolso mado by the gearing OI'FICKIta AND KOIHXSTKHS OK OMAHA CAMP NO. U0, MOD10UN WOODMEN OK AM Fine ntwri. ntt.u o propelling onglno nt all times when llHASKA-Photo by Lancaster, Omaha. . ubiirt miuitt.A ui AM I, lilt A llANM.lt camp OK NB. nn early day object lesson study. Tho leaf of tho tree, tho berry, tho fruit, tho pleco of chalk wero tho common objects handed to the child for examination. Tho pup'l wns required to exercise his facultlco from personal Investigation of form, color, tost nnd distinguishing characteristics of the particular object undor scrutiny. From slmplo objects the lessons progressed to more complex. Tho result of each analytical examination was required to bo written. Under such process tho child eapandoJ. Hu could not fall to grow observant and dis criminative, and become Independent in thought and solf-rcllant. Uy this method Samuel D. Heals believed tho hlghost pur pose of education wns served and tho founda tion for good citizenship wns laid. As an instructor In the High school, which began lu tho enrly 'SOs and extender for almost twent years, Samuel D. Heali wns In his element. Latin wns his delight, but philosophy was nearest his heart. He gnvo tho best he had out of tho troaauio of his mind to the young men and women v. ho sat nt his feet as chosen disciples. At thu time when tho classes were small tho intlmnto relationship which sprang up be tween master and pupils grew stronger with tho years. Thoso wero days of happiness for him. Surrounded by his senior class of r.ot mora thou eight or ten momborsjn the llttlo east rcom on tho second floor of the High school building ho would dlscourso on the relation of tho good, tho true and the beautiful and hold tho attention of his Psion em with his eloquent disquisitions ou metaphysics. That Samuel D. Heals was known to few, that ho mingled llttlo with men or In so ciety wns duo not so much to disinclination, but to tho deep-seated mnlndy which mado him a life-long Invalid. Hy nature ho wa of n sunny disposition. Oontleness was hi.? predominant trait. Hut behind tho control of a well balanced mind lay tho courago nnd strong will of a man that would nolther bond nor break to bodily Infirmities. Uv went through life with tho patlenco of a Stoic, and with tho calmness of a philoso pher ho lay down to sleep only when his work was done. CHAHLKS S. KLQUTTKIt, A Thrifty Habit "Stinginess Is cno thing and an observ ance of oxcesslvo nicety In financial dotalU Is another," said a westorn man who Is worth a good denl of money. "As nn ox nmplo I will cite a rich old undo I onco had. . Ho was a mllllonnlro nnd not stingy, but ho watched tho pennies llko a hawk, and ho was to exacting that everybody said ho was tho meanest man In tho county; but ho wasn't, for ho gavo nway $10,000 a year lu various charities that ho would not let the recipients mention. Hut to tho case In pjlnt. Ono day I nsked him for a nickel for car faro, tolling him I would return It when I got somo change, but I forgot all nbout It. Threo months nfter that It occurred to the old gentleman to bo very nlco to his five nephews and nieces, and at Christmas four of them received checks for !3,000 each, whllo mlno wns for $1,999.93. It wns Just his way, don't you see? I owed him that nickel and ho wanted It." Criticism is Easy 'Chicago Post: "Wo havo come." they said to the great war critic, "to offer you the command of tho nnny." "Why, really," ho expostulated. "I havo not had tho experience to exnetly qualify mo for so great a roHponalblllty. i" "For months," they urged, "you havo been explaining Just what tho vnrloiw generals ought to do nnd pointing out the errom thoy havo mado," "Yes, yes, of .course," ho admitted, "but that's different, you know." Of course thoy know, but tho nstonlBhliig feature was that he should admit IU