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UNIQUE FIGURE JUST CALLED AWAY Ills I.lfe One of StriiKKlc nnil Ills I.nat Days Spent Ilehlnil n C'lRiir nml Souvenir Stuml. With tho death of Colonel Ebonczor Hur rcss Ball, whlca occurred nt Washington, Thursday, April 19, thero passed away the nearest rclatlvo of Gcorgo Washington, and ono of the most familiar llgurcB of tho cap ital. Though tho government which should have honored him and mailo him a pen sioner ot a grateful notion left him to earn Ills dally bread through tho jrdloary chan nels of life, It was his fato to spend many of bis last years In ono ot tin most beautiful rpots belonging to tho government. This rwondcrful old man, when denied a position under tho government lnst,tuted and de signed by his Illustrious kl.lsmnn, was al lowed, through tho courted, of Commis sioner ot Tensions Johji C. luck, to opon n cigar stand In tho rotunda of tho pen sion office, where from tho m of cigars, tobacco and souvenirs ho could rn enough to keep him from want. The lofty done ot tho pension Ofllco llllod his .stand with sunlight tho m'joIo day through. A fountain Alls the pace with restful musto as It falls Into tVp hugo basin, whero perfect models of tw famous Kiinboats tho Mcrrlmao and the . nltoi Kllde through Its depths, A wlldo less ot Kreat palms, somo of them fifty ye t& old Milder which comfortable seats are al Ranged for tho old soldiers, turns tho sceno Into one of Arcadian loveliness. Here the- old soldlors sit and visit, the blue smoke of their cigars nnd pipes Moating up through the outspreading palms. 1IU II 1 1' t It mill (jenoiiloKy. Colonel nali was bjrn at Hall's niuff, Va In 1817; His grandfather wns Colonel llurgcss Tlall, who 'equipped nnd maintained a regiment at hip own expenso during tho revolution and who was a lifelong friend nnd correspondent 'of his cousin, General Washington, whom ho survived only eighty- three days. Colonel Hurgcss Uall was a first cousin of Mary Hall, who was Washington's mother, lie married Frances Washington, tho prandmother of the subject of this sketch nnd a niece of George Washington, making liln twice related to his great kinsman. Judgo Hall of Richmond, Vn,, whoso widow was vlco regent ot the Mount Vornon as sociation, was n brother to Colonel Hall. Since tho death of Colonel libenozer Hall tho nearest living relative to Washington Is Georgo Washington Hall of Georgetown. 1). C, who was n cousin to the licensed. Colonol Halt was one of tho plcturejquo personalities of the national capital. His piTsomil ro&eniblanco to Gcorgo Washing ton was meet marked, as may bo seen from Ms portrait. Tho picture wn taken In tho uniform of tho Continental Guards, of which organliatlon Colonel Hall was an honorary number. It has been tald tho first president took his featttrw from his mother's family. Colonel Hall, was a descendant of'fhni elde of tho Washington house, and undoubtedly derlvtd his pno charncterlsjlc faco from the ame blood source. Shortly beforo hla dcuth Colonel Hall told the history of his life In bis characteristic way, In which be said: "I was born at Hall's niti'ff, near Leen-. burg. Ioudon county, Va., and lived on a farm with my mother until I was 21 years old, at which time 1 came to Washington. 1 became a clerk la th dry goods store of Bradley A Catlott on Market Space, re mained hore a short ttmo and then went to iMUaourl, whero I spent six of tho happiest years of my life. After that I -was seized with tho 'gold fever' nnd fitted up five wagons, with five yokes of oxen to each wagon and taking several boys with me. who had been intrusted to my car by their parents, wo started out for tho gold fields. FlKhtliiR witli (he InillniiR. "I never reached tho gold land, but stopped In Oregon, then mostly peopled by Indians. I went with the first company Into the Iloguo river valley and pitched my tent on Jackson creek, whero tho town of Jackson now stands. Tho valloy was swarming with hostilo Indians and wo had to fight every Inch of our wny. Ono night beacon fires blazed upon every hilltop throughout that region. It was tho signal for tho Itoguo river war to comraenco and tho fighting covered over 1,000 m!lc3 of ter ritory. That first night found us In n bad plight, for we had bartered away mcst of our guns and powder to tho Indians. One of our companions volunteered, howover, to run the blockndo to tho nearest town to bring relief. Ho secured old and wo were saed. I was In tho war until It was closod and was employed In tho 'Selotry reserva tion, ' to which tho Indians woro removed. "Then I started In tho provision trade and raado a great deal pf money about tho aimo of tho civil war, but did not engago on olther side. My mother needed my aid nnd protection. Tho war left mo a ruined man, both tho union and confederate arnileti making frequent raids upon my property, for which I received no compensation. Con sequently I was ruined arid came to Wash ington, engaged In tho butter business, and failed. I tried to get tho position of guar dian ot tho Washington monumont with tho endorsement ot Oenernlj Kltzhugh leo and seventeen members of congrets, but failed. I next tried for a pcoltlon as watch man In tho pension ofllco. but thero was no vacancy. I had nothing to depend upon until the Kindness cf Commissioner Ulnck authorized me to establish 'thfi cigar stand." Colonel Hall died a bachelor" nhd'-'being asked why ho never married jestingly told tho following quaint tale: "In my young days, before I loft Vir ginia, I was accustomod to travel over the hills to oeo a pretty damsel, I wont often, and the oftener I went tho more I becamo convinced that I needed a wife, I was ex ceedingly shy about announcing my Inten tions, and, In fuel, decided to feel my way. as It wore. So ono flno day I npproached my would-be mother-in-law with tho ques tion: " 'Well, Mrs. , how would you like to have n son-in-law?' " 'First rate, first rate,' answered she, lustily. 'It would be flno to have a man aroupd to roll back logs up the hill.' "I decided that If that was all I was good for I had better stay single, so I never went back." Tiuwlit nu liulliin Kliiili'i'Kiirtcii, Ono of tho old man's mcst Interesting ex periences, and which lie was exceedingly fond of telling, was how h taught the flint kindergarten, nnd that, too, to a race that could neither speak nor understand a word of English. This was during his In dian experiences In tho west. It was nil In tho most primitive manner, yet not un llko tho kindergarten of today. Ho drew rudo pictures of birds In the sand and re peated the name, while pointing to n bird Hying overhead at the time. Hy this means ho taught the names of anlraalB nnd ob jects, and at the same tlmo learned 'tho Indian language. Another story ot which he was fond and that seemed more vivid to bis mind than mcst of tho others wa his remembrance of seeing Lafajotte when tho great general mado his last visit to this country. Thero wns no doubt about his cenealopy. for tho Sons of the American Revolution mado a thorough Investigation of It, arid, being perfectly satisfied, made him a lite member ot their society, without payment dues or other expense. This Is tho on tlmo such a thing has been done by the society. In speaking ot Colonol Hall an ofllclal ot tho pension office said; "He was a fine old gentleman of great dignity and reserve, and even those passing through tho building for the first tlmo would comment upon his strik ing likeness to George Washington. This compliment ho always received with great pride. It was always said he should have been handsomely pensioned by the govern ment out of compliment to his gront kins man, as being, with George Washington Hall of Georgetown, tho nearest remaining rela tlvo of the first president, but we men about tho ofllco novor heard him express any Ill feeling In tho matter, and ho always main tained a qulot dignity when others did so. "Ho took a pride In his pedigree and, being denied tho means of supporting It ap propriately, ho wont nbout making the most of things In a sensible manner. Ills photo graph was frequently asked for, so he con ceived tho Idea of selling It nlong with other souvenirs, and to each picture he attached a short printed family history and his autograph." WHO lllKIKi: HIS .OSF.f XMT Odil CnHC Hint In Ilfporteil !' OrlriuiH Siirai'on. "What was the strangest case I ever had?" said ono of tho surgeons In attendance at tho late convention, repeating tho question of a reporter with whom ho was chatting, according to tho Now Orleans Times-Democrat. "Well, let me see. I bellcvo tho odd est Incident ot my enrcor occurred In but hold, on second thought 1 don't care to give any namos or dates. The facts, If you like, wcro these: I wns called by messenger to a cheap boarding house ono evening to at tend a man wha wns said to havo been hurt In n fight. I found a young fellow of 2." or thereabouts, half dazed, with a bloody contusion ono ono of his cheeks nnd a badly broken noso. Tho bridge was smashed al most Hat with tho face, and I saw nt once that the enso would need very carefil hand ling to prevent great disfigurement. Not to bother you with technical dotnlls, 1 con flnod myself that night to n superficial dress Ing nm) deferred further proceedings until the next day. When I called tho following morning the young man had quite recovered his senses, and although his clolhes were shabby and all his surroundings poor and menn It was evident from his hands, talk and bearing that he.' had never dono any hard work and was n person of education and refinement. I took him for the black sheen of somo good family, but made no comments, and explained briefly that I would try to restoro his noso as far as possible by performing n slight operation nnd In serting an artificial support. To my aston ishment ho objected flatly, and Insisted on letting It heal exactly ns It was. 'nut you will bo frightfully disfigured,' I protested; 'I doubt If your best friends would recog nlzo you.' Strnngo to sny. that assurance scfred to render him only tho firmer, and I wf.s compelled to let him have hU way. It was nearly three weeks beforo ho wbr well, and, as I anticipated, he looked ex actly like somo battered bruiser of tho prlzo ring. I never saw the man again, but six months later I was shown the photograph of a handsome young chap who was badly wanted for a big embezzlement. I put my finger over the noso nnd recognized my late patient. Ho had wnlkel aboard ship right under thq eyvs of the detectives and sailed for tho Argentlno Hepubllc. They had his photo, but never dreamed of connecting It with the caved-ln cjuntenanco ot tnni par- tlculir passenger." "Did ho get somebody to break his noso on purpose7" asked tho reporter. "I never ascertained," said the surge1 in. "DeWltt's Mttlo Karly Risers aro the finest pills I cor used." D. J. Morre, Mill brooR Ala, They quickly cure all liver and bowc troubles. MASONIC TEMPLE IN THE COFFEE BELT Onlr nnllilinif of llio Kluil In Artt ImllrH Itlohcut Yoiiiiu Mil ii on lalanil Knlr Mtiilcnl of Knullnli I.nnKHtiKc. The Masonic temple at Yauco. 1'orto Itlco, which stands alongside tho road between tho town nnd the railroad station, Is the only structuro over built by tho order In all Spanish America. Yauco Is in the heart of the coffee belt, twenty milts from I'nncc. Tho temple was' begun In 1S90 and finished In 1895. The ground plan Is nearly square. It Is built of brick and masonry In Porto Rico style, and has little to give it dis tinction snvo tho Masonic emblems to be seen over tho muln entrance. It was nover occupied as a Masonic mrctlng place prior ot tho building. Several c tho coffee planters of foreign birth Joined In the pro test nnd thus tho building wns preserved. Notwithstanding tho difficulties with which Masonry was confronted under the Spanish I regime, a pretty fulr organization, including a grand lodge, was kept up In both 1'orto j Rico and Cuba. Tho order Is now reoortcd to bo In very flourishing condition In both Islands. An Interesting feature of llfo In Porto Rico Is furnished by tho civil guard. It was organized Immediately after the Amer ican occupation, and most ot Its members were drawn from tho ranks of those who had formerly been in tho service of Spain, In tho volunteer force, In the Insular police and in tho army itself. Somo of them wero of nearly puro negro blood, others wero of mixed descent, but somo wero pure Spaniards and of peninsular nativity. For it long time nftcr the transfer thoy wore tho same uniforms they had worn In the Spanish service, but United Stntes army hats wero supplied to them st tho very first. They were organized oy General Henry nt tho beginning of his Torto Rlcan service, with headquarters nt San Juan, under ii general chief, and suhheadquarters nt other cities, each under a captain. Though they wero thoroughly loyal to Spain while In the employ of Its govcrn- Amcrlcan city. Sonor Para and all his friends were very friendly to tho Americans at the beginning ot the occupation and wero prominent In the movement for tho general study of the Eng. Ilsh language which was speedily Inaug- MASONIC TKMPCE. YAUCO. PORTO RICO. lo American occupation, howover. because of the Intense prejudice against Free Ma- j sonry on the part of the authorities, In-! deed, In Porto Itlco, as olsewhere In the , Spanish West Indies, tho Masonic order j had a pretty hard lime to get along at all I beforo 1898, It was not only forbidden to tho Masons to build, but their meetings were virtually proscribed. In consoquenco hardly a lodge, cither In Porto Rico or Cuba, bad a regular meeting place or was ablo to meet at regulnr intervals. In Ha vana lodge meetings were ,held In obscure, often desortrd buildings', 'but raroly twlco consecutively In the sahic place, and this was the procedure also In somo ot the other cities. In aiany cases, howcver,lt u found necessary to hold tha r;ss'ons out-' side tho towns; not Infrequently tho Mn sons were obliged to find' gathering places In the woods, and even then thoV woro somotlmcs broken up, so thoroughly anti Masonic were tho sentiments ut those In powor. IIimv It Wmi SllVIMl. Tho building of the Yauco temple created niuch excitement In Porto Rico and thero Isn't tho slightest doubt that It would have been destroyed cither by order of the gov ernment or nt loast with Its knowlodgo nnd acquiescence, had It not been for tho ef forts to prcscrvu It put forth by tho Fronch nnd Gcniaii consuls stationed at Ponco. Vhfey repeatedly mado repressntatluns to thq effect that tho Masons were In high favor with their home governments, nnd hat, whllo ofllclal toleration ot the order would not be aBkod In tho elreumBt.wes, they felt that they must protest against destruction ment. they have beon loyal to the United States slnco tho occupation, nnd have done excellent service In the main Tho squad shown In the plcturo was photographed for this article nt Santa Ysabel, n (own on tho shoro road between Ponco nnd Guynma. A Mini ivlth n I'lli-. Tho richest young man In all Porto Itlco Is Senor Para of Ponce. Ho is under 30, Blender and unusually tall for u Porto Rlcan, Curiously enough, In personal appearance ho resembles John Jacob Astor not a little. Potior Para, with his father, who it, still living, Is lnterfted In many business en terprises In Ponco nnd clsawhere, the bulk of tho family Investments, Hko those of tho AB'.ors. being In city real estate; In fact, thoy nro understood to bo the most extensive landlord In Ponco. Naturally, tho Para family, which includes several daughters: Is prominent In Ponco society nnd the Para residence, n largo and handsomn structure, It; familiar to muny Americans of the army and otherwise. Mice tho sans of most wealthy Porto R jeans, the younger Para was educated largely ( In tho United States and hues spout much i time In New York. Thus ho has acquired I many American fasten and might readily I pass for a citizen of this country, though ho would doubtless bo thought of foreign dencent. Ho speaks KnglUh fluently, with Just the pllghtost accent; be Is democratic In his friendships and he Is dovotod to manly sports, o?peclally racing and shooting. Ho Is very fond of dogs ami ho runs tho best H'.ckod kennels on the Island Ho would (bo considered a well dressed man In anj MAN IN PORTO RICO. RICHIJST urated. Tho first class organized for that purpo In Ponco was mndo up of tho young society women shown In tho group picture accompanying this article. It Is made from a photograph taken nt one of the earlier meetings ot the clam. MATHEMATICAL I'ltODIGV. Solve ninii-tilt I'l-olili'iiin with V.nnc, lint I'nu't Tell IIimv. Though not yet 1C years .of ago Matter James E. Fox of Now York before a com mittee of four proved ulmsolf a wonderful mathematical prodigy. The skill he dis played In his answers, says tho New York Herald, shows him to possess a faculty for solving difficult problems In mathematics under tho most trying circumstances, His answers came without the least hesitation and aroused tho curiosity of the witnesses, who tried In every 'way to catch and puzzle him. Horn In Fair Haven Vt,, be Is ono of seven children, llvo girls nnd two boys. At the ngo of r ho displayed n marked degree of ability nnd bis father sent him to school, Whllo tho boy was at homo ono day with a crowd of small children his father asked him to multiply two sums of three figures each. To their surprlBo ho gave the cor rect answer without tbo use of pencil and paper. This led his father to oncourage him In other mental feats In mathematics, neforo long ho became very proficient. Now, when a long column ot three figures Is re peated to him ho will give tho total sum In two or threo seconds. When In his eleventh year ho wns asked by the Teachers' Institute. In Fair Huven to stand such tests as might bo prepared for him. to tho won der and surprise of the teachers ho answered offhand problems In mathomatlcs that took many of them n long tlmo to solve on paper. Young Fox says be cannot exactly exp'alu how he performs these feats. It Is second nature fn him. Several of the witnesses on Tuesday wanted to know It he employed a system. He know of no such thing. Th first problem given to him was "12-100 di vided by 4 multiplied by 19 equals?" This was read to him from a slip of paper while ho stood on the other side of the room. lis answered 4 14-25 in the Tery next Instant without tho least sign ot hesitating. The next was to divide 3,354 by 13. Tho answer came as promptly as before. Then one of tho gentlemen preseut tried to mix him up by anklnr him to subtract 1,927 from 3,076 nnd add 6,702. The last figure had hardly been spoken when ho replied, 7,411. Still thinking they iould catch him, he was sent out In the hall whllo fourteen sums of three figures each were put down on paper nnd added. A mlstako was pur posely made In tho addition, He was then called In and tho amounts called oft to him. It took him about four seconds to give the correct answer. They told him ho was wrong and showed him the total they had placed at the foot of the column. To their surprise he calmly remarked: "Gentlemen, I guess you have made the mistake. Just go over It once moro and sec." For over nn hour thoy tried to give him n problem that would puzzle him, but without any success. At, last they gave It up. The prodigy attended school up to last year, and had he continued he would have been graduated this term. He Is an ambi tious little chap, and he persuaded his father to let him come to New York. Last AuguBt, through some friends, he obtained a place as ofllco boy In n steamship office. Wall street bankers havo met him and wondered at his remarkable demonstrations. Pnrm Stocks of Grain. The consolidation ot local returns to the American Agriculturist makes It appear that tho nraount of, wheat still remaining on farms In tho United States March 1 equals 29 per cent of tho crop of 1899, or an ag gregato of 164,000,000 bushels, compared with 204,000,000 bushels similarly reported last year; but with that exception Is the largest slnco March 1, 1894. Tho present avallablo supply of wheat for all purposes, according to tho authority named, Is 264, 000,000 bushels, compared with 269,000,000 bushels In 1899. These totals Include the farm stocks first named nnd commercial stocks In warehouses, etc. This' shows that the heavy surplus carried ovor from the great crop of 1898 has been sufficient to so augment tho supply from the smaller crop of 1899, In connection with the di minished oxport requirement, as to leavo un with the present supply for all purposes practically the same as was held a year ago. Some 39 per cent of last yar'a great corn crop still remains on the farm, and this farm reserve la placed at 862,000,000 bushels, This amount so held Is larger than In any recent, year except 1896 and 1897, but smaller when compared with the March reserves In tho year Just named. The demand for con sumption of corn during the last twelve months has been heavy, tho report showing ! that during this period, for tho first time, tb j distributive demand exceeds 2,000,000,000 I bushels per annum, Including domestic con- sumption and exports, The March 1 farm 'stocks of oats, following the excellent crop ! nt 1899, are tho largest ever reported, except I In 1896, but tho excess over the stocks thus held last year Is only about 10 per cent. Theso farm reserves aro ostlmated at 832, 000,000 bushels, or 37 per ennt ot tha crop. A TONIC Horsfords Acid Phosphsti Half a teaspoonful in half a glass of water, refreshes and invigorates the entire system. A wholesome tonic. 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