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FIGHTS AND. HIRES IN LUZON
Spirited Work of tbo Thirty-Ninth Infantry
in the Enomy'a Country.
HARD MARCH FROM SEA TO SEA
A Soliller'a liiirclinn of
v the Philippine.
Cheatham of tho Thirty-seventh, left In tho ing to changing of clothes, hiding of guns
direction of Lcchcrln Hill to tho loft of the nnd getting away.
road, to traverse tho low hills at the foot Captain Taylor might havo formed thc !
of Mount Maqulllng and get at the flank fourth sldo of the- squaro with his two I
of tho enemy, while Captain Toylor, who companies had It not been for the deep rn-
gathered fame as a scrapper In the Nebraska vino ho encountered. It took over nn hour
regiment and who Is now with tho Thirty- of tho hardest kind of work to get his men I
ninth, struck off to tho left of Santo . through tho Jungled gully and tho enemy t
Thomas road with n couple of companies. : KOt around him with several companies of ,
It was dark enough to conceal a ghost th0 Thirty-ninth and Thirty-seventh n full
when w went prowling forth over those pursuit. Tho difficult country mitdo It al- !
i nuis anu guinea, ino column, in sinsie mcst Impossible to apprehend many, but
Boim- Lively MliotitliiK nml ClinttliiK, 1 111c, entered deep cuts, where the sound of captain Hardeman, quartermaster of tho1
itltli I.I t tli lata nml .Miieli (iulii crunenmg iooisieps was an mai 10m uie Thirty-ninth, with a detachment of two
location of tho man In front, and then tho compnnles, succeeded In bagging flfty-four
lino struggled over precipitous mounds, nllcccnt.iookIng souls, many of whom were
whore shoulders and gun barrels yere all- , tho ncl of ultch,nR tnelr guna nd somc
houotted against a leaden sky. Daylight, tho who hn(1 ftlroa(ly ,)one, B0 but c tho
only kind known In tho Orient s tropics, 8 of n W)re tho tel,.taIe llocket8 (uU
Letters from members of tho regiment
end reports printed In Manila papers fur
nish Interesting details of tho part taken by
earae hh suddenly as If n curtain had been
removed from the landscape, and the rebels,
the Thlrty-nln.h Infantry In Nbdulng tho , "" ' ' " "I'Z
throats.
giugnaclous notlvca of Luzon. The Thirty-ninth
was recruited nt Fort Crook and
Its roster of officers contains thc names of
Omaha soldiers. ItH part In tbo campaign
is of considerable lo:al Interest and tho suc-
of brass cartridges. Hardeman's purty also
killed eoveTul fugutlves.
A I!?Nt-rtcil VlllfiKe.
The vlllago of Santo Thomas was de
serted save for a few peoplo who thought
moro of guarding their property than of
The HlmnlliiK IIpkIiin,
"Srrat-t-t!" an Insurgent volley tore tho
. . (. ! ont.1t.r- thnll. llt.A I 1 1 nU . mi, a..
dllllnosn nnd nuns 01 nincn nuwiitr ninum; i .-.. ... i Uc y cvra-
t . ... ... . , 1 mt. ..,tt . i
cenu that has marked Its threo months' ca- i revealed tlio position of mo enemy, incro , u.-.. ,m- niUKa was mo
reer In tho Philippines 1b u source of prldo ' wns a lapse of a second. Just long enough i rendozvous of tho throo now widely scat
nn.l satisfaction. j for Summerall's men to limber iind aim. ! tercd columns. M noon tho battalion of
"Our regiment," writes Aldcn Carpenter Hang! and with that long, deadly "whUh- Major Langhorno reached tho town with tho
of tho hospital corps, "has been doing grand , v.hlnh" n shell from tho big gun sought , supplies of tho command loadetl on pack
good work sinro landing In Manila bay and out tho rebel lair and burst with an awful , Pon'M. enrromattns bull-carts and every
too much pralto cannot bo given to our grand roar. A volley of Krngs chimed In and conceivable kind of transportation. Thc
nd noble commander, Colonel K. L, nu;iutd, tho Hotchklsa gun took up the strain. Tho "'PP'r column was under the aupervlsion
who, with his command, has carried tho flrot engagement of thc morning was on carnbao nwrshll Lieutenant Marcus
flay in twenty engagements with tho enemy, and while Dullard's and Taylor's parties Novell and ho experienced some, terrific
r.Btorlng peace and order In the province quietly and pcrpcvcrlngly pushed on their work In getting nla contingent past tho In
of Laguna, Ilatanges and Hayabus. where different wnys Major Langhorno and Lieu- uwntH barricades and over the dllapl
horctoforo disorder nnd tyranny rclgnoil, tenant Summcrall kept tho undivided alien- 'inted road. Cap aln laylor s Jaded column
With a few moro men of the same typo as tlon of the enemy. Tho insurgent kept last and announced the killing of
Colonol tlullaid In command tho Inaurrcc- up a fierce flro and succcodexl In killing l'ri- ,",' ' . ',
Hon would now bo nothing more than a ! vale llojklnson of the Thlrty-nlnth and '"' bf J actually counted
page of history."
Ilmmil ytioul Crii a in tin.
wounding Captain Hiram C. Daker of Com- , tho combined expedition amounted to
pany I: In tho ear nnd Lieutenant Robert N. S!": "n,,!,.nt...?.artlcular ,8M"h wn
made. Thc rebols were ejen dragging olf
Tho Thlrty-nlnth nnd Th.rty-scventh ltlto In tho legs They pnld dearl, - for Jr-mZZdm.
began active campaigning together Uto In tl-clr small s n t his ''tance' '"M Tho next brush the regiment had with
December. Cnlamb was tho center of , tm many a Krag bul ct found Its ay Into , ntB wna on Krunr 13 ,n tl)0
their Joint operations. Prior to that time the sstom o f Item Ing ton w old rs. J" untulllB west of Tanilnanln' whlch
l. ttnu iirpn.in,!o,l l,v lnllrr,ont nml ' 0. VOTY fPW mlnlltPS thp Insurgents Were .,.,..',,
ci anu meir
.V"" w ....... I i... . ,!,. hli.l,l nn.llln Thrv t-umy ure Kiiie
it was scarcely sare 10 sur irom mo counu- i " '"".; , " ,' r fica captured. Ono thousand dollars In
nrles of tho vlllago save In tho direction of , retreated pcllmell Into somo trenches a ml'o Jn th t "a
tho lake, whero tho gunboats patrollod, To- i bBt:k' ,,.. i 120,000 of the samo coin was scooped in at
day tho country Js open for miles on every' ,',M' '"'l itohoIh-m. ! Lipn.
nlde. Colonel Ilullnrtl has scoured tho Closely pursued by Mnji Langhorno's bit- t jiurnK tho ensuing ten days Langhorne's
territory from laguna de Hay to Iiguna tallons, the rebels raught ono stronghold Dattaon of tho regiment marched from
do Taal and thc rebels havo begun lo bo-I after another, leaving wounded and dead sll0r0 ,0 gll0r( th(J ,,nnili enduring
llcve that tho wholo of the United Stntes In each, and then tumbled pellmcll Into their many imrdshlps, unrelieved by a "scrap "
lias moved over to mako things warm for magnificent fortification two miles from ,l4i-.. ...i.n. it i
them. January t tho Thlrty-nlnth Infantry Santo Thomcs, from which It had been their : , . . ' , " , "!.
noved up tho lake shore, capturing tho borutcd Intention of delivering a genuine ; " W ashington sblrthduy a squad of
.villages is far as Illnang. and Bcoutlng to solar plexus to tho strongest Amerlnin ; nnl s Indians, ns they aro named,
within thirty miles of Sllang. In threo (a,s column tnnt ever attempted to tackle them. under commnnd of Major Mulford. rescued
tho volunteers wcro back In Calamba again ' This fortification was romethlng to staggor llvo caplivo American prisoners from a cavo
nnd ready to mako a swift Jump In nn-, a Napoleon, while a squad or two of en- ' 9 bottom of a cavernous rnvlno near
other direction, Until January 8 net a day thuslastlc and sharpohootlng American vol- tnonaso of Mount Chrlatobnl to the east
passed without an early morning oxnedltlcn unteors could havo set In asy chairs bo- of ban Pablo. Tho rescued Americana uro
nallylng forth to give some Intrenched band hind these works and made monkeys out of now nt Calamba and will soon bo returned
their greeting; over nt Us llanos Major an advancing party. At this point a ravlno , their commands. They are:
Jloyd dashed out with a battalion of tho nt least fifty feet deep and with sldta pre- ' John Hunting, corporal, II company of tho
Thlrty-seventh and captured General nUal dpltous and bush-grown crosses tho road Tr,y"8eVP"V,V1 , .
nnd somo of his armed nartv. Then came at right angle?. A strong Iron bridge Thomas Williams, private. O company of
tho grand column movement which dealt traverses It. On tho opposite ilde the rond, rhlrty-scvcntn.
ocath and destruction to the rnsurrectcn and nUer leaving tho bridge, psruos through a Jnmus arsons, private, B
laid the road open clear to Santo Thomas. , deep cut In a high c-uiianKment. Tho In
At tho mysterious hour of l In tho morn- j surgonts first barrlcadcil the brldgo ami
Ing, when things were at tbelr gloomiest ' thon filled tho cut with earth and dobrls.
nd darkest, tho rnri-l.nn o,,,i,ini,. onrnn 1 Alencr the ten of the bluff and comnleto'v
to life. Three bnnrt -,,! n, commanding the bridge and Its approach eighth
were out of the village In as many directions wor the trenches, constructed of course 1 Bunting. Williams and Parsons were cap
tin f nr 1hr nntlvn I n Vi K 1 1 .. . .. .1 . .u. nn am In norm It of a hastv ovacuatlnn in. turcd January 18, near Llllo. while en route
... """ rcuimu uio- -- - . o n..v.i- u . !
titjiu cuu i Amu in tam 1 iiuuias. iicnrmg 1
company of tho
Thlrty-soventh,
William J. Ilehrlng, private K company
of tho Thlrty-nlnth.
John W. Powers, teamster, of tho Thlrty-
mldlcrs were astir,
Tho road to Santo Thomas, eight ml'o
visible to the attacking party.
Colonol Milliard's column intercepted sev- ! ancl Powers were cut off und taken by n
Inland, leads directly south in a s'ralght r' Insurers! parties trying to escape from ' hand of Insurgents near tho south end of
course, mil Denning up and down aniens ,nP sanl iacm roau expnimon, anil ur- i-iKiiim itu iu uuu misu 10 mo west
hills and valleys which make such excellent ' rived nt the Santo Thomas road itself nt of T.inunn, February 2, Powers wns deathly
utrongholds for tin enemy, Major (Jeorge the very moment tho battle in tho last flck when rescued and Mulford'B men enr
(Taylor lnnghorno, with a battalion of In- ' trench was going on between Major Lang I rloU him on nn Improvised litter for twenty
fantry. was assigned this routo, and with j horno and the rebels a mile to tho north, j miles.
him was Lieutenant Sunimerall of the Fifth It wns tho Intention of the Filipinos, after 1 Tho country around San Pablo Is full of
rtlllcr'i who directed tho movements of a 1 making their stand ut the ravine, to retreat . hills und hollows and tcsurrectos find It
three-two cannon, a one-ilxty-five Hotah- ' to Santo Thomas, This they attempted to 1 easy to hldo thore. Mulford left San Pablo
kiss and n Oatlliig. Colonel Ilnllard. with! do, but found their way blocked by llul- , early on the morning of the 21st with a dc
livo companies, directed by Major Harry lard's men. With Americans on three sides' tachmctit of men from Campauy C under
Mulforil of tho Thlrty-nlnth and Major of thorn, they devoted tbo rest of thc morn- J command of Captain A. F. W. MacmouuB
r 1
and two squads from Company D in charge of
Lieutenant Ellis Ctomwell, Captain Andnw
J. Hurt and Lieutenant pharles W. Bowdle
wcro sent out from San, Tablo with a com
pany along tho road to thc northeast In the
direction of Nagcarlang and Llllo, while Mul
ford took tho trail lending southeast to
ward Dolores.
Tho trail wound Its way down Into tho
ravlno and Mulford began a perilous descent.
Tho men reached tho bottom after n hard
scramble nnd found n well-beaten path. They
followed It nnd rounded n sharp turn. Not
fifty feet ahead of them wero tho tlvo cap
tlvo Americans sitting on tho ground. An
Insurgent corporal and four dark-faced fol
lowers of Agulnaldo were standing guard
over them. They wero too close to run and
surrender was all they could do. Mulford
gathered all of thorn In with two rifles and
flvo bolos. Then ho walked them off In the
direction ho had come, A March of the
ravine failed to disclose other Insurrectos
and tho party started back toward San
Pablo. Tho return hike was full of trials
and tribulations for the men of the Thlrty
nlnth. Tho rescued Americans were weak'
from hard work and short rations and must
needs be carried nearly al tho dUtance.
Political Side Of AVnr.
Aldcn Carpenter of tho Hospital corp3 of
tho Thlrty-nlnth touches upon the political
side of tho question In u letter to Thc Ree
from Santo Thomas. He, says:
"Helng on tho ground, I feel as though
I am In n position to see and better under
stand tho real condition of affairs far bettor
than tho antl-annoxatlonlsts of far-off
America. Thero Is n great misrepresenta
tion of tho exact facts being published by
somo American newspapers. They endeavor
to load tho people to believe that a great
wrong has been done and toll of those left
of Agulnaldo's slaves and fugitives that If
they will continue their 'bolo1' warfare
that coneress will have all the American
soldiers withdrawn from tho Islands, de
I llvcrlng tho samo Into the hands of Aguln-
j nldo and his followers. If those of the
nntl-lmporlnllst class that aro striving by
' their selfish tpotlves to gain power could
only seo tho results of their principles and
form of government which they nro advocat
ing I bcllovo they would forever withdraw
nnd again Join with tho grand old adralnls-,
tratlon that Is striving bard to enlighten
add administer a form of government by
I which a peoplo horn In bondago may bo
free. Tho constitution calls these Islands
' ours. They nro territory belonging to the
Unite! States and I hope will remain as
such forever.
"This Island empire tho flower of tho
I Pacific, Is tho last land left In all tho
I oceans with abundance of resourccn un
, developed and only waiting for civilization
' to progress. In one's travels through the
archipelago you will observe a revelation of
vegotnblo and mineral wealth. No land In
America surpasses In fertility tho plains
nnd valleys of Luzon. Many products of
tho temperato as well as the tropical zone
grow In various sections of tho archipelago,
Tho forests can supply tho furniture forj
tho world for for ncorce of years to come.
The mineral- wealth has not as yet been
ascertained nor boundaries fixed ns to tho
mineral belt, but ample evidence la at hand
Indicative of the fact that In one of tbo
Islands minerals and coal abound. An en
couraging fact Is that tho peoplo Inhabiting
this Island manifest n great desire to learn
T.-npllsi. Thrv hntn the Snanlsh. whtth nn.
j counts for tho fact that their country has
nover been explored. Its resources are left
In a virgin state, On tho Island of Luzon
light-grained gold has been panned from
some of Its streams, and on one of the
Islands largo deposits of copper exist.
"I base this statement partly on personal
observation, but chiefly on Information
given by merchants and escaped prisoners,
who havo had ample opportunity to observe
tho formation of tho country. T look
upon the situation from a commercial point
of view, you can see that 'with the Ulands
It gives us a baso at the very door of all
the east, and the time Is not far distant when
tho great question that will confront the
people of the United States will present
Ittolf: 'Where are we to turn for consume
of our surplus?' Geography nnswers this
question,
"Tbo largest trade henceforth must bo with
Asia. China Ih our natural consumor. She
Is nearer to us than to England, Germany or
France, who nro now tho commercial powers
of the world, they having moved closer
to China by securing permanent bases on
her 'borders. The Pacific is our ocean, nnd
tho power that rules tho Pacific will bo the
power that rules tho world. And with the
Philippine Islands that power Is and will
forever bo the American republic."
DKACON IIAYSHISI) AMI) BKWBY,
Discusses Ihr Ailmlrnl'a Aniiminoe
' inent tlml Mr la n l.'nnillilitte.
Mall and Breeze; "Well, I seo that Dewey
has gone and done It," said Deacon Hayeed,
as he laid down the paper and wiped his
spectacles.
"Qone and done what?" asked Mandy,
who hadn't had a show at tho .morning
news.
"Why he hez announced that ho Ib a can
didate fur president."
"For tho lands snke, don't say so?" ex
claimed Mandy. "On what ticket Is tho
admiral a goln' to run?"
"Ho don't say, Mandy; 'pears to bo leavln'
that open. I would gothcr frum his Inter
view that he Is Bort o' runnln' nt large, 00
fur. Doesn't seem to think It Is very
essential whether ho expresses himself on
the question uv his politics nnd llttlo trifles
liko that, leaves It to be Inferred that nftor
ho Is nominated ho may Inform tho peoplo
as to whether ho Is n democrat or a re
publican or something else, on then ngnln
maybe ho won't; depends on circumstances,
I reckon.
"What do I think uv It, Mandy? Why,
I will toll you. It simply demonstrates that
thoro probably never was no man so great
and lcvel-headod, generally speakln', that
ho wouldn't sora'ers along the lino mako n
fool uv himself. Under the present circum
stances Dewey don't stand no moro show uv
glttln' a nomination fur president frum any
party that cuts any flgor In tho election,
than that goose uv 011 rn that set all last
summer on a piece of a brick and a door
knob had uv hatcbln' out a couple uv ytller
gosllns,
"I don't want to reflect none on the gen
tla sex uv which, Mandy, you air a shlnln'.
nnd worthy member, but I must say that In
my Judgment tho admiral hez been lead Into
this thing by a blamed fool wife. If I read
history correctly great rsen hev always
been mighty KUBceptlblo to female In
fluences. The Philistine men could'nt
work. Sampson, not fur a mlnuto, but
Delilah worked him to a fare-ynu-well.
Nelson wuz tho greatest admlrnl that Eng
land ever bad. On tho bp- and In the fight
bo hed a head full uv common sense, but
on thn land a purty womsn mado him act
as It he hadn't a lick uv sense In the wnrlJ,
fleorge Washington was a mighty level
headed feller, but somo uv his private cor
respondence that hez been published shows
that he would Indulge in some tolerably
musty talk to women.
"But speakln' uv Dewey, It hez seemed
to me that he has been grttln' off moro or
loss ever since be wuz married, nn' It
seems to bo mostly on hU wife's account.
You recolloo' readln' durln' tho party Bcason
an' ball an' reception doln'a In Washing
ton how Mrs. Dewey Insisted that she
ought to rank next to tho president's wlfo,
an' got huffed because she couldn't hev her
way. She also got the admiral mixed up
In the trouble to some extent nn' got him
nn' herself criticised on amount uv It. An'
only tho other day I wuz readln' how she
had tol' tho women of her set that sho an'
the admiral bad had tholr first quarrel
over tho wearln' uv a pair uv rubbers. The
hull story wuz so sort Uv idckenln' that !
mighty near lost a good breakfast on nc
count uv It.
"Dcwoy la n great admiral, an' he Is a
noblo man, In my Jedgment, but he Is
nllowln' his wlfo to wheedlo him an' boss
him entirely too much In my opinion. She
has tol' the admiral that she wants to be
the first lady uv tho Innd nn' that he kin
git tho nomination fur president Jlst as
well as not. George's original Jedgment
wns ngln tho Idee. Ho satd so plain and
Btrulgbt. Ho said then time ho didn't want
to bo president nn' that ie didn't think he
wuz fitted fur tho position. Judgln' frum
this Interview, that ho Bays ho wrote him
self, I should say that his conclusion ns to
his fitness wns correct. But that wuz before
he wuz marrlod to this woman. Then he
wuz talkln' the sober opinion uv Dewey.
It wuz right nlong tho lino uv the good
sense ho showed all tho tlino while he wuz
runnln' things In Manila end Manila bay.
But right away nfter ho wuz married thero
begun to be evidences tint he was under
tho Influences uv his wife. It's awful for
tunate that Dowey wan't married till after
tho trouble with Spain wuz over; no tellln'
what this wife might have persuaded him
to do If sho had bocn there.
"If tho partner uv youv. Joys and sorrors,
Mandy, which Is myself, should over dis
tinguish himself nnd caitBe his name to be
on thc lips of thc peoplo ns n great popular
hero, I hope you won't got gay an' want
to be the wlfo uv a president. I also sort
uv hope, .Mnndy. that If tho time comos
that evorybndy Is a soundln' my prulses
nnd sayln' what n great ar good man Dea
con Hayseed Is, that right then an' thero
I'll bo translated Into tho New Jerusalem
country 'foro I hnvo a cnance to say some
thing or do something that will spllo tho
hull business."
I'OltrKlTI'M) HIS IIO.NDS.
Mlsfnrluiit'a nf u Nnrlli Dnkntn Farmer
In HiixkIii mill (In- Seqiirl,
A Washington dispatch to the New York
Evening Post rns: "It may bo recalled
that a few weeks ago an account of thn
misfortunes of Philip Bebel was given In
this correspondence. Ilcbcl was a North
Dakota farmer, who, on his way to visit
his brother In Russia, was arrested Just
nftor entering the czar's domains, on tho
suffplclon that he was a Ilueslan exile; ho
appealed to his friends In this country and
Secretary Hay formally called the attention
of Ambassador Tower to the outrage. The
other day an nnBwor was rocelved nt tho
State department from Mr. Tower saying
that ho had taken up ttiln matter beforo the
secretary's letter arrived and would prose
cuto It with vigor and zeal.
Now, comes from Mandan, N. D a private
letter announcing that Brbcl bad suddenly
nrrlvod at his homo nnd rfsiimed work on
his farm. His appearance thero does not
mean that tho minions of tho czar have
reversed their unjust course, or that tho
thunder of Tower's tones havo caused
prison doors to open. It meant simply that,
however much Bebol may havo longed to see
his rights vindicated in Russia ho preferred
living in Dakota oven without vindication,
In other words, he "Jumped his bond," al
lowed his brother to forfeit tho 100 rubles
deposited for his appearanco and in soma
way escaped from the country. It Is gen
erally understood to be more difficult to get
out of Russia than to get Into It, but Rebel
can tell a different talc, Doubtlws h! visit
to his old homo may not remain tho most
enjoyable episode In his career, but It will
bo of sorao value In furnishing an exhaust
hss toplo of conversation In bis neighbor
hood for years to romo and it will brighten
hln otherwise dull history In retrospect.
"Ono can well undcratnnd bow ho watchel
with dismay thc slow and uncertain motion
of the machinery of diplomacy, which his
arrest and appeal had started up, and fled
to avoid tho spectacle In darkest Russia
he felt spring coming on, feared the loss al
his homcataad and realized the necessity
of early planting his oats nnd wheat. Tiio
temptation to stay nnd see Tower vanquUb
tho czar must have been strong, but It
was overcome and put behind him as be
fore his mind's oye rcso visions of shacil
and farm and family at Mandan. Of course
tho International Inquiry Into his arrcU anil
Imprisonment will go serenely on, Just us
well without Ilcbcl as with htm. But white
tho long coll of red tape is unwinding In
Russia tho causo of all the rumpii9 la
breathing tho free air of tho Mltaourl slope,
walking up nnd down the land at will, nnd
merrily putting In his spring crop."
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IlICCOl'tillED TIllIKi: Y 12 A ItH.
Peculiar Dlarnae AVhlrh I'reya Upon n
Mlaaourl AVoinnn.
In the suburbs of Contrallu, Mo,, relates
tho Kansas City Times, thero dwells a fam
ily consisting of Poler Marshall, his wlfo
and two grown daughters. Three years ago
last October a daughter was solzed with
fever and later began to hiccough nnd nftor
n few weeks of suffering death camo to her
relief. During tbo Illness of tho dcccaBod
a sister Miss Lucy Marsoall was at tho
bedside of her afflicted sister almost con
stantly, administering to her wants. A few
dnys nftor tho death of this slBter, Lucy
was suddenly attacked with hiccoughing,
which nt first occasioned no surprise or ur
easiness, but as the hiccoughing continued
from day to day and from week to week
Lucy becamo alarmed nnd a physician was
summoned. Tho doctor prescribed ono
remedy after another, but no relief came.
Lucy continued to hiccough and began to
leso st'ongth. Tho color of health van
ished from her cheek and tier form became
omaclated, and for many months sho was
confined to her bed. During all this tlmo
many physicians from different parts of tho
stato visited tho young woman and nil re
ported that such n case was nover beforo
heard of. Almost every physician who
visited tho patient prescribed somo remedy,
but the affliction was stubborn and baffled
every remedy, nnd up to tho presont tlmo
sho has been hiccoughing for threo yenrs
nnd threo months,
During the past autumn sho was at times
much Improved, nnd nccuslonully ventured
out to church or to tho theater, but always
before leaving homo sho had morphlno In
jected Into her nrm. During tho past win
tor she had not been quite so well. Her
stomach has become woak. When hic
coughing first attacked nor she wolghod 123
pounds, but she now weighs loss than 100
pounds. Notwithstanding all this suffering
sho contlnuos cheerful nnd says she still
has hopo. A number of physlclsns nnd
medical houses havo shipped hor medicine,
somo of which sho has taken. During the
throe years and three months that sho has
been afflicted not a single day has Inter
vened without moro or loss hiccoughing.
Whatever the result may bo he seems
resigned to hor fate. Tho ond or this won
derful case will bo watched with doop Inter
est by the medical world and Its result will
go down Into history as one of the most
noted casou that has over engaged the at
tention of physicians, And In the mean
time tho hiccoughing continues,
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