Nebraska Newspapers

    THE OMAITA DAILiV HEE : SUXDAV , 1 , 1000. 17
IRISH PROGRESS IN AMERICA
Found in Every Nook and Corner of th <
land and in All Vocations ,
SEUMAS \CM\NU3 \ \ WRITES CF HIS Kit
Jlnrv Tln-y lime Asiertotl Tlirlr sirr
HlIK lltlll I.IINlllIK < ltllllltlC rlllllll < *
of .Native Wit lo Illiitiilnc
Ihf Ttt. .
Of n old American plutocrat. who halei' '
* / the Irleh like. pol on , It Is told thai crossIng -
Ing the Atlantic for the first time he desired -
sired the slcward to bo sure to awake bin
In tbo early morning oil which they were
duo to eight the Irish coast In pasting
Though the morning was both wet nml wild
and comfortless nml cold , the poor old fel
low gathcrrd his garment * nbotit him nnd
wont out on deck nnd leaned over the bill-
warkH nml tojlt a good look nt the Orccn
Isle. And us ho shulllcd back over the decl <
ngaln lie snld "Thank f5od tli.it I've lived
to see otio country the Irlgh don't run ! "
Ami II In not only once , nor only fiftj
times , that It hnH been said of us , "Thi
Irl hman Is the bitn soldier that goes Intc
a battlrdcld any w hero out of Irel.tnd "
In America , anyhow , the Irishman ha ;
been A marvelous success ; m n lighter , a <
u worker and aa a I wns going to saj
ruler , but nhall content myself with poli
tician. I have a Russian friend who sajs
ho was only u short time In America til
lie concluded that In this country even
Chinaman was a washerwoman and even
Italian nn organ grinder , hut the Irlst
pU77lpd him to classify. At one time hi
thought e\ery IrlRhman kept a mloon , ther
that ho was a public prl7e > lighter , next thai
hti was u lawyer , In quick succession aftci
that he wns n policeman , n municipal of-
liter , a navvy , a soldier , a ward boas , f
judge , n servant girl , a city mayor , nr
orator , a criminal , a clergyman and n mar
pulling the wire * of the universe In hit
dilemma , ho sajs , ho nipealcd to nn Irlsl :
friend for guld.imiei "Hugh ! " said hi'
friend. "Why at homo wp'ro every mother's
fcon u king. " "And that , " said my Una-
ulan friend. "Is the only blcwcd thing nol
ono of jolt Is In America. "Ne\cr mind "
Bald ho. "Perhaps vvo'll remedy that yet. "
Uoililnii ) luiv Hit * ( 'ro\\il.
After looking about mo In America. I saw
Conclusive proof that my countrymen were
not by Providence Intended for merely one
or for merely thirty-one vocations All arts ,
all tiadis and all tricks , from California to
Connecticut , have their largo and faithful
following of Irishmen ; yet I modestly admit
that ho BceniH to lit best Into bis nlchi' '
nhcio hu Is dominating the crowd and lias
joked to his cir the ( icrmun , the Scandi
navian , the Hun , tbo Dago .mil the Amer
ican. You may heo lu fresh Irishman , as
green an they grow thorn , one day granted a
Jpb with the pick for God's sake , pass that
way a twelvemonth Inter and the odds are
that you Hud him not only managing his
former comrades , but bossing the man that
pinployed him. There Is n strong nnd asser-
the Individuality about the Celt , and It Is
Intolerance of restraint more than ambition
of adv.uiceniunt that makes him push for the
lop.
lop.A
A flashlight on his character In this ro-
Hpcct is the story of the Irishman who
landed In a strange country when a political
light was laglng and who , on being sur
rounded by both part ITS and questioned ,
' 'What hldo ate you on' " replied , without
any hehltntlon , "I'm agin' the govcr'ment. "
J'or there Is only one rule under which ho
will ceist to chafe Ills own rule This
dialing , then , supplements nnd sometimes
supplies the place of abstract , ambition. The
Geiman , the Page and tbo American arc all
right , he acknowledges , in the spheres for
which Iholr Cipator meant them. Than ho ,
there is no man more heartily pleased to sea
thorn piosper In' their proper sphere , nut
my countryman In America feels an uneasi
ness in his confidence until hc'has repressed
them Into that sphere The Dago Is a
tolerable hand at the pick and the German
nnd American , with the Jew , were born for
the drudgery of commerce. No IrlRhman 1
BO narrow as to deny them their privileges
liere , and none so ungenerous as not tc
ncknow lodge their brilliant abilities Hut
then , ho cannot let his generation run away
with Jiihtlco and permit them to try their In
experienced hands at n thing they know
nothing about and are not adapted for tc
wit , ruling a city or a stntc. In Milwaukee
the most German city In America , there Is n
ward that boasts only ono Irishman , yet he
IH "boss1' of the ward. Yet heIs far from
being Intolerant or tyrannical here He will
permit the Herman and the American tc
clamor against him and agnlnst the Ihws he
has framed for their bonollt and protection ,
ho will let them curse him. If It docs them
any good , nnd till their papers with rank
abuse of him. Knowing that abuse of n
benefactor Is ono of the suicut 7oologlc.il
signs that mark the genus man , he mag
nanimously smiles nnd keeps otralgut on
ticncfactorlng.
Political -inler llli.
"
Your Irish political leader Is the Clncln-
natiiH , who has been , by Providence , called
fiom the spade to lift the reins of power in
* \ America , to guard > ou and to look after
jour destinies. There are In tt'e New
Island ( as wo call America in our Unellc )
nt the present day some thnnHar.d ? of Inllti-
rntlnl politicians who , If the ) had by acci
dent remained in Ireland , would now be
dally plying a turf tpado or ( twinging a nr
hatchet and nightly philosophizing to eager
fireside circles , and who , o names for wisdom
and knowledge would bo famoUH for halt the
length of their own glen I call to mini !
tlireo men who as young follows In tears
quitted the same- hillside In Irclrnd on the
B.imu day. The landlord , the pinch of po\
urty nnd the paternal Mile of KiiRland mil
thorn forth. They were truculent villains
E. lid the landlord , and would not raise tholi
caps to him ; they worn seditious scoundiclt
and n burden to the earth , bald the Drills !
nfllclals ; Ireland bad nothing to nlTor them
poor follows , said 'loverly. Today ono ol
them Is a hlghl ) respected judge. nnolLoi
nn Influential congressman and the third re
turned homo a rich man ten yeais ago urn'
married his ( deceased ) landlord's daughter
And this Is not a strikingly exceptional it-
cldcnt.
The Irishman In America , while * ho bus
Required now , seliloji loses many of the id i
qualities which distinguished him at home
An Irishman Is nrthlng If not lluent ant
olcquent. ] haxo seen and beard tmletterci :
old men In the mountains of Donegal wlie
could put to blush professed orators but Ir
the American climateihe > grow { from
Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you cat.
It iirtillulully digests the food nud aids
Kuturo In KtreiiKtlieiiliic ; and recoil-
BtructlnK the oxluuibted tll estlvu or-
nut and tonic. No otln-r i
can approach it in utUcicncy. It in
stantly i el loves a IK ! pciiuunciitly cures
Dysie ) ; > sla , Itull cbtion , Heartburn ,
Fluliilenco , Hour Stomach , Nausea.
Sick Ileadachc.aastralula.Craiups and
nllotlierresultsof imperfectdlgebtlon.
J'rU-iMVMiud fl. UirKiibUocuntalusSH ttmea
imalUlze , Hook ull about d j pc p : > Iu mulled free
fftpartd by E. C. DiWITT A CO. , Chicago
gienler prmtiie I suppcne ) jet more clo
qiiont If jou vvnnt an Impromptu speech u
any limp on nny subject under the sun. i
speech that will deceive ) the listener Into th
Idea tbnt It IH a rmlly fine one and that th
upewker know * what he I * talking about , cal
upon an Irishman , someone haft ssld to me
adding , "and the less ho knows aLeut th
subject the more eloquent hb will be , " That
despite the hard facts of life which he I
continually knocking against "In America , h
never loses the po try of nalure , which Is li
him In Ireland , IH ceen at once when on
tottchos the reminiscent chord In thei brens
of ihe Irish-American.
SHIn * of n Trump ,
tic has , I think , no leas wit Iban hi
tuoth'T In Ireland ; Iho simpler nnd mori
naive humor Is less apparent , 1 admit , but
on the other hand , hlfl caustic quality ha
gained more point and force , nnd he cat
make It score like a rapier. When an Irish
man retains the nalvo and combines it will
the caustic ho has an effective ) weapon In
deed. Not a few of our people bete ar
possessed of this. A lady told me of an Irlsl
tramp (1 ( would like to think that the gcnu1
Is rirc ) who , having been helped at bei
bouse , went on to the next , whose mistress
though wealthy and lavish , habitually re
fused lo 'encourage alms Beckers , schoollm
the maid lo Inform all such that "they ha.
not anything eatable In the house. " Tin
broken Iilshman , getting refusal , ploddei
hfs way back to the house at which he hat
been helped , nnd he said : "Ma'am , you'l
excuse me for troubling ye a ccond time foi
help , t never da such a thing , hut this pool
family over the way Is In sore need , I think
nnd If ye wouldn't mind glvln' me a hunk o
bread or plcco of plo to felch lo Ihem , good'
ness will not forget yo If ( as Oed forbid ! ;
jou should ever happen lo fall Into the saint
dlstbrcss. "
The old faction spirit still clings to oil ]
people abroad as well as at home , and oui
lll-\\lnliern are fond of saying that you can
not leave two Irishmen In a room alone 01
one. would kill the other In vindication of 111'
method of freeing Ireland. And so they tcl
us that this want of cohesion , of agreemenl
of unlly Is one of Ibo big defecls of oui
imturo'lu America ns well as at home. Tin
people wl.o call It a fault because wo do nol
always agree regarding ways and means art
superllclal thinkers. Some one has said thai
the cumeof our Irish nature Is accentuates
Individually. That this Is the key to thi
problem I admit , hut that Individuality ac
centuated Is a curs-e I deny. Oilier nation
alities there are , and successful ones , wbe
let one man or two men think for them am !
crowd like a flock of sheep wheresoever ihe
driver drives them. They arc successful.
Contented sheep will glow fat. But ovcrj
Irishman nets 11 value too high n value , II
you like on his own Intellect , and thinks
for himself , and tlilnku lhat ho can think n =
well as his neighbor , If not betlcr. Am !
though , collectively , this Is a misfortune , II
Is an admlrablo trait individually.
From the ordinary worldly what you cal
the practical point of view , then , Irlshmei
may be unfortunate In their natures , tmi
looked at from the moral level , as good met
hhould look at such , they are especlallj
blessed. Once two of my countrymen dis
agreed about the right and the wrong of i
subject , and at length came to blows. Whui
one of them "knocked out" the other ( If joi
will permit mo borrowing from the languagi
of j-our ring ) ho bent over his fallen frlcni
and asked : "Have ye got enough ? " "Plenty
Ixird knows. " "Who's right , then ? " "You'ri
light , of course though the dlvll take mo I
I believe It. " "Then give us a shake of youi
fst , and yo'ro fieo to believe what ye choose
BO "long as yc don't wanl lo shove It dowr
my throat. " That was an optly Illustrntlvi
combination of ns > sertlvo Individuality am
moral tolerance.
Tiilorniiup n Trull.
For , though the Irish-American docs nol
get proper credit for It , he Is a very tolerani
individual much moro tolerant now thai
before ho quilled home. Uven the N'orlh o
Ireland Orangeman , who , with the possi
ble e.sccpllon of Mohammed's henchman , Is
the most Intolerant individual that ovei
stalked over the catth , grows broad , llbera
and Iiibh In America Yet among us norlh-
orn Irish the old feeling of party anlmosllj
takes long killing , I admit. On ono St
I'.itrlck'H day an ungiaclous major rofusec
the right of having the green floated ovei
the city hall. An Indignant northern Irish ,
man was , , to an American group , rating tin
coulemptlblo mayor nt a grand pace. On <
of the Americans interposed , "But , Charlie
If ho granted jou Irishmen such a prlvllegi
on this day the Dutch would ask to have
tl.elr Mag hoisted on a day of their celebra
" " an' shouldn't they'1
tion. "Certainly , why
said the Just Charllo hotly. "Oh , but ther
the Trench would ask to have their Hag
too , hoisted on their day " "An" , of course
FO It should , " Charllo assented. "And Iher
Ihe Swedes would look for Iho same pilvl-
lego. " "Certainly , why nof" "And jou'c
lot Iho Dagos have Ihclrs , loo. " "Jusllco Is
Justice , oven If n man Is a Dago , " am
Charllei looked about him with a bold , chal
lenging air. "And you'd give Ibo Greek ani
Ibc Jon the same right' " "The Greek , thi
Jew and the Turk , " assented Charlie. "Anc
on the Twelfth of July , of course , the
Orangemen would fly their Hag on It ? " In-
slanlly Oharllo placed a feat fill list undei
his quesllemer'ti nose and said , "I would
br'ok Iho neck of the man who would pro
pose it ! "
The partial distrust and dlsllko wltli
which , at ono time , tbo southern Irish and
the northern IiUh In America viewed eacii
other are much mitigated In these tlajn 1
think It was principally because of the non-
Ccdtlc element , or , nt least , non-Irish , foi
which the noith wns noted , that the south-
crncis detested us , the fardowns. It will
bo leinembored how , when the greenhorn
tumbled down a daik sewer and the Keiry-
man hailed him to know If hu was far down
the poor fellow fearfully replied : "No , no
thank God , I'm only from Limerick " Hver
between the purely Celtic and liNH noith
orn and the Fouthern theie Is nn Intoie tlnp
difference of rhar.iclerlstlcs Whether 01
not It is from his long association with the
Scot 1 know not. but our urn them Irlsli
Colt impresses blf emotions and Is distrust
ful of strangers , whereas the southern Irishman -
man Is a jolly conuade , and has told you
the history of himself and all his kin on au
hour'p ncqu.ilntame. The northern In slowci
In friendship , and , I think , truer. He Is not
nearly so brilliant as his southern cousin
but he Is a rounder renconer and a bralnlet
man. The northern will never make as ac
complished a gentleman as the southern ;
and bu will never win his way so fast or &c
well. Yet ho IMS jncro tad nnd more sel-
HshncfH than his neighbor.
eiiuVi < rniitmt } .
Nol only nio my kin lo be found In every
po&dblo and Impossible corner and calling
in the I'lilted States , showing their adapta
bility and vcisatlllly , bin they ofttlmes arc
found In odd nnd ludlcrotn situations. In
a bit ; wcHlcrn lown once I wandered lute
a chow to hear a ransomed Circassian girl ,
who had been long enslaved b > the Turk ,
detail her wonderful experiences. Her early
life in Clrcassla , with ull Its loveliness and
joy , was as boiutlfullj and graphically de
tailed an her after yeurs with Iho Moham-
mcdiin and both Ihe pretty girl ( for sue
was pietty ) and her vvondoiful tale were
doubly wonderful and Interesting to me. In
asmuch as I discovered that Circassians
speak Kngllsb with an excellent County
Galvvay brogue I am fond of llttlo crow-da
and loitering along State Direct , In Chicago ,
ona night , stopped on the skirls of a HltU
gathering which had congregated around an
carnetu looking Kentucklau preacher , who
was seeking from tbo Christian Cblcagoan
help for mlbslonary work among the be
nighted heathen of bU Kentueklan town.
This good man preached at hi audience
and prayed for them by turim , and a hag-
Bard , big framed fellow who stood by the
prtarher , bearing a standard , punctuated
bis mutter's praycru wltb Intermittent , loot
drawn "Pralso Ood' whuh was given nltl
sui-h nn exquisite Irish brogue that m :
curiosity was very much awakened , for
had never seen an Irishman In such ai
olllce before , t saw well that Patrick ha <
fallen upon evil times. Uoth bin comitcn.itu
nnd his clothing showed It. and ihe gapes ti
his boots spoke loudly to the same effect
HU eye met mine , at length , and the hume
of the situation proving too much for me
smiled , I fear , a rather quizzical smile Thi
lines nbotit the poor fellow's mouth In
'stnnlly relaxed , and smiling , loo. at bclm
raughl , bo dropped bis eyes to the ground
I edged around to where he stood , though hi
tried to frown me off "Hard luck" '
whispered In his car between responses
"Tho dlvll's own luck Praise Ood' "
Of our people In America , oftentimes thi
least radical change takes place among thi
poorest and the. hardest working. They ver ;
oflcn rclaln all the beautiful , unsophisti
cated traits which , barring the sparse con
tents of a llttlo red bundle , were the onli
wealth they brought with them to the nev
Island the Island of hopes and dreams
Somewhere before , perhaps , I lold Ibo storj
which will bear repeating , of the two pool
Irish navvies , who on n cold and dirty Feb
ruary day , their bones probably aching am
their clothes certainly soaked with sleet
after n scanty lunch In Ibo shellcr of a wal
smoked In silence the pipe of pcaeo and con
tenl At leilRlli one of them broke tlu
silence with , "JlmmjI'm toul' the Imp'roi
of Jiumlny never smokes' " Jlmmlo puffe <
for still another few moments , revelling u
the luxury.
Then ho spoke the ecntlmenls of both
"Poor dlvll ! " and bolb relapsed Into bliss
ful peace again. Hank nnd riches and Hit
world not nll-ln-al
oilier things of this arc
to the soul of the Cell , no mailer how nn-
lettered he may ho or unfortunate his lot
Ono who had been very poor and ban1
pressed In Ireland , but was compsiratlvelj
prosperous here , on being asked , "Well
Mat , this Is the country for you jou nevet
had as happy times In Ireland ? " "Well. "
Mat said , deliberately , "as regards that
Amerlcay ( may God prosper It' ) Is n line
country entlrelj- . Hut as for meself well , 1
may get a betler bite to ate , and am sure ol
It , an" belter duds to wear , nn' a aoundeu
roof over me , but that's all. "
Till.- Kill ! . * lit Homo.
That they vcrj' , very seldom forget those
that they left behind them In Ireland docs
them Inllnllo credit. And If , by chance , nt
Irish boy goes ashaughgrln ( astray ) here am !
cettHU lo help his falher at home , bad and
bad as this boy may be or grow , bo makes
heroic efforts to keep his fall from the
know lodge of the father and mother In Ire
land , \vhcvo hearts , he > knows well , vvoulil
break If only they knew. And ns ho thinks
chiefly of saving Ihem , so they , In turn , like
not for their loads to rest upon "tho poet
boy who is away. " nc iuso of my posi
tion as district school teacher in my counlj
of Donegal my services were ftcquutitlj
requisitioned as amanuensis when a father
wlbhed teRTlto lo his boy in America anil
often the most beautiful and touching
what they refused
thing about these letters was
fused to put In them.
Once * , 1 remember , a poor man whose
struggle for existence was bore wished some
helj , from his son in Georgia , In case the
boy could easily spare. It. "There's anotbei
' " he "so I'll
year's rent comln' due , said ,
have to let him know that the yalla cow
died last Sunday night. " "Uut , " I said
"didn't some ono tell mo that jou sold the
at Donegal ? " "Sc
other cowon the fair day
I did so I did. I had to" aud the poet
fellow's ejes wore suffused. "Then jou
" "Och 1 know
have not a cow at all left ? ,
that , thank God. , But yo needn't tell Neil
that don't mention It. plntsc. " "Don'l
mention It ! " said I severely. "Oh. no ; oh ,
" would be
no , " Ihe poor man pleaded ; "that
putting It too bare ! "
All the world's heroes are not killed In
battle.
My countrymen In America have , despite
desperate dlssdvnntagcH * asserted their solid
worlh and steillng qualities nnd compcJleil
the American , the German and tbo Jew tc
acknowledge and esteem lhat worlh ami
those qualities. The Irish navvy of yes
terday Is a man of position and power today
holpcd to gain for our race
day , -who has
the reaped It has richly merited. It Is a
pleasure and a pride to find in every his
enterprise , every big undertaking , every big
newspaper , In every big store , from Seattle
to South Carolina , Irishmen almost Invarl-
nbly holding the positions of trust and re
sponsibility. And It Is remarkable that even
the very shrewd Jew , cvcrywhero over the
States , must have his right-hand man Irish ,
Per a confidential position , for a position re
quiring dominating powers , for a position
requiring exceptional executive ability , an
Irlfbman Is the choice.
For my countryman carried wllh him to
America and has used lo good purpose his
" bealach' " ( Clear
old battle cry , "Fag an
the way. ) SEUMAS MACMAN'US
"I had dyspepsia for years. No medicine
- Cuie.
was so effectlvo as Kodol Dj-epepsla
It gave Immediate relief. Two bottles pro
duced marvelous results , " writes L. H. War-
rcn , Albany , WIs. It digests what you eat
aud cannot fall to cure.
hOMii I.VTK INVINTIO > S.
To piotecl Iho window- frames ot a build-
unnUiui building Is on llro n
Inir when ' ' * Ilie-iiroof eurtnln has been patented
bracket for attachment tn
ented , havliiu a
Ho int"rlor of the- window , which supports
an Iron pole on which the em tain Is InmR
nutildo the " Indow.
10 pievvnt u mepladder from tipping over
and steady It wbilo In use n new attach
ment IUIH .1 hinged leg eot on either side
of the to' ) , to nxti-ndi out on eltbei id do of
the ladder , with sharp points ut the lower
ondti to uncusru tbo lloor.
All Ini'iioved blowplpo utilizes iv lleiuld
fuel , which Is K'ored In on upper reservoir
and llov x Into a spbeile.il chamber unde-i-
npiith which the outlet of tbo blowpipe Is
HOI. IhQ heal fiom the Kilter turning the
oil Into gas and forcing It out thiough tbo
pll'O
Spilng cistois i an lie iis-od to lessen Ihe
weir on fuinlluio anil make It tand oven
on the Hour , u New Kughind man having
designed ono with a eonle.il spring conned-
Ins lb FhiinU to the | I.IF pliite , allowInc
tbo shank to slide up Insldo the base when
the i h.iir 's In use
For holding ( .hooi ilgld for polishing
when off the fiet a hand ) devleo IH funned
of a biiickBtrallauhed to the wull , with
ono portion tilted with n lieel support and
the other cairvlng \oitlrul screw , which
Is lowered until It clumps the heel of the
shuu and bnlds It rcld !
A MiiK ichii'i'tls man bus designed n
slieel car wlUi double end sections mounted
on hanrerH to swing from one. * ldo of the
ear to the uthei , with a single door Kliilliin
throiiE'i the eintci of the panel to elosn
tllo o'lenlnu' on either side when the panel
ilo i > H the opiuHltc' Hide
011 can UP used In place of sun or vveieiil
In a new tlrephue be.itei. vvhlih ban n feed-
lilmi leading fiom an oil retervolilino a
largo lioilzonlal pipe , which U Illed with
hinallrr outlet plpex an.inged to heal Ihu
linger plpo nud vapoilze the nil for passage
through tbo outlets'
Ilnllroad cms can lie easllj shifted by the
UKU of a now Implement , eompilbin a lever
which ban a inlr of plutes attached to ono
end with em veil end.s to 111 ' .ho llanuo of
thti wheel , a ehuln being hooked over the
axh ) to Increase the traction on thu vvheul
and allow It lo be revolved
Klticlilcltj Is used to opeinto u new auto-
mullc blcyelo pump , vvhleh has a mnall
motor to run the pump , a coin being in.
setUil In .1 lei to form a connection bo.
tween two plutes placed und to < ml , which
complete the electric drink and operate
the motor
V Mclit of Trrror.
"Awful anxiety was felt for Ihe widow ot
Iho brave General Durnbam of Mnchlaa , Me ,
when thu dcctors said she would dlo from
pneumonia before morning , " writes Mrs. S
H. Lincoln , who attended her that fearful
night , "but she begged for Dr. King's New
Discovery , which had more than once saved
her llfo and cured ber of consumption. After
taking she slept all night. Further uie en
tirely cured her " Tum marvelous medicine
U guaranteed lo cure all Throat , Chest and
hung Dlseaoet ) . Only Mi- and } 1 Trial
bottles free at Kuhn.t Co's drug tr.oro.
When an R & C5 Corset 1 * mnde , it h stretched over a steam-
heated , iron form with a pressure of Coo pounds , that takes out
every atom of " give " in the Roods. The iron form Is modeled
aftei n perfect human ligure and c.tcli style of R & ( .i Corsets has
its ' -pedal form.
I' & ( j Corsets arc the only corsets that are made in this way
the only corsets that will not stretch the only ones that do not
luve to be broken in.
t-vcry H & G Corset is guaranteed to fit and wear satisfactorily ,
The picture shows tinst > le of our popular Number 307 whiUt
sells at Si. It has absolutely all the perfection of shapefit indu ir
that any Dorset can li u e , no m liter what the price. No torset of
any other make is as Rood it anv , prke.
our dealer can supply you with U & G Corsets , if lie \ \ ill. If
he will not , write to R & u CORSLT CO. , 375 BROADWAY , N. Y.
MOURNING DRESS FOR HIES
Suitable ) Toilets for tha Various Stages o
Bereavement.
SIGNIFICANT DETAILS OF THE COSTUME
Illnck-llnrili't-cil lliiiiilKcrclilrfN am
lllnolv MilrtMliiilN Ontlimcil lij
I'uslldious .Men 1'ootu cur
unit llciulvv t'lir.
Dignified and decent mourning dress to :
a man docs not permit the use > of a blacl
band on the sleeve , of a tan-colored coal
\arlety-lovlng city bounder may hi
permitted to enjoy this Indecorous mean'
of publishing the loss of one both near am
ileor , but tbo well-drmsed man and gentle
man must array hlmt > clf from top to too li
the proper trapping and suit of woo , 01
make no pretensions to mourning diebs a !
all.
The complete outfit for the ImlKldual wht
has lost a ncnr relatho , a parent , child
bister or brother or wife U , for business
hours nnd for the morning a full suit of the
roughest w'ool jn black , the uacquo coat
tiouters and waistcoat all from the om
piece of goods. WlUi this white linen anc
a dull black silk tie. In which no pin appctrs
As the waistcoat buttons high and th <
cnuat spreads its folds amply no 1)lt o. .
Ili > on sa\o thu cuffs nnd collar appear , hi
that the shiit boriom striped or spriggci
or dotted with black about which there ic
always an unpleasant tomlistony suggestlot
Is wisely and thoroughly blotted out of sigh
and use.
Varnished boots are not permitted will
this costume , a. dull calf or dongola wltl
black cloth spats taking natuial pioceiHuci
or any other typo of footwear. A gun mcta
wctch chain , drawn straight across tin
wnihtcoat , cuff links of the bamo materla
ard glo\cs of black ga/ello fckin denote
proper attention to small , blgniflcant dctails
As for headgear , thei black bowler 01
derby , a& ono may choobe to call it , is th (
approved loot and crown of things demon-
stinting the term medium In Its proportion ;
of crown and brim , lined with white sallr
and bearing a black band fiom two Inches
and a half to two inches and three-quartan
In width.
I'ull afteinoon dioss for a man In mourn-
ilng requires that the frock coat , trousers
and waistcoat bo cut from the same piece o :
black Vienna , or rather heavy finished
worsted , , and that the shoes bo of leathei
enameled milllclomly to gl\e only a sllghl
lubtcr. Ulack splatter dashes buttons ovei
those nnd the gloves are black glace kid
fastened with two largo black buttons. Thi
top hat for such an outfit at the funeral ma >
be bound with crepe. Thereafter mourncr't
cloth Is the appropriate band nnd Is worn
widest for a. wife. For a child or parent th (
top hat's band should measure two Inchcf
and three-quarters.
MKlit < * i > l"ur Hie Gloom.
Into the full dress moutnlng suit a gleam
of light may be cast by the scarf and pin ,
though for the funeral and first weeks , after
ward a eraat of silk as limterless as the
facing of the coat lapels and pierced by c
dull black cnqmelcd pin pnvpfl tbonay to u
cravat of black and gray brocade nnd an
onyx pin touched with gold. In the brocade
figures or fctrlpcs are equally acceptable ami
ono man of undoubted taste and knowledge
In the niceties of dress wears in his tie .1
single pearl of modest slzo sunk In c
gypsy setting of black enamel showing 11
hair line of gold. Another popular form U n
bird's claw of onyxed gold and dusky enamel
holding a ball of onyx. A watch chain ol
gold links subdued with elaborate tr.iclngf
of black enamel nlford another relieving
touch to pio\ailing gloom of the garments-
anil for slcovo links nothing takes precedence
of thin , long , oval buttons of beautifully
polished agate , the lust ! oils blackness of the
Htono traversed by misty hluo whlto lines ,
Sunk In delicate gold bands nnd linked wltli
gold , these are the acme of smartness and
refinement.
Slullillflllll Dl-lllllK.
No dlHCUHblon of mourning could assume
to bo complete without rcfoienco to the
hnndkorchlcf linen and the > lulling card. .
The first bbould not bo hemstitched In black
and ninny men ridicule , tlin notion , and with
justification , that it Is necessary , manly or
seemly to cany with mouinlng dress othur
than a puiulyhlto moucholr. There Is un
deniably a luimbci , however , who cling to
the tradition of tin1 mourning imndkorchtet
and have in the corners of their purely
white linen squares a small oval 01 diamond
of black linen bet and on this the Inltlalu
In clmsiely simple whlto embroldcty done.
Surely tl-oro Is noihln } ; conspicuous ,
or effeminate In this device as
may bo uigcd against the black
bolder , and It serves perfectly to satisfy
the conscientious qualtr.H of those who
lo\c to do cvcr > tiling in decency nnd order.
A dinall hrlstol boaid blip , lightly bor-
derid with bluck and bearing the nnmo In
hca\y blaik letters or In old nnglish , 13 the
inrio doIsltc of the gentleman Buffering n
bereavement , nnd bill folder card unbo and
clgaietto holder should respectively bo
made , the two first of black seal , the latter
of gun metal with the Initials thereon
lightly chased In gold.
Concerning evening dress for n man In
mourning for the first month , nothing need
bo said , for ho who respects lilw own grief
nnd tbo coiuentlons sufficiently to wear
carefully considered mourning does not for
at least four weeks appear at any function
where evening dress Is required At homo
for dinner tbo costume necessary Is that
customarily worn , the waistcoat matching
the troupers nnd short dinner coat , tbo tlo
of lusterless black bilk , tliu ulceMi links
such as ho woio with his afternoon dress
and tbo snlrt studs of whlto enamel. When
tbo di > H of mourning are not chronologi
cally completed , but health- human nature
turns ut'vcrtbdcss to toclal Intercourse ami
illverslon. the long-tailed coa with the
black waistcoat tli > and black gloxes nio
worn to the theater and to dinners , while
the simple enamel studs appear \astly moie
appropriate than the iindertakorlsh cucct of
black enamel or oxen gray peails that a tow
men hiuo adopted. Metier It will bo to
wear tbo more than e\or popular white
pearls tlnn Urn ash gray ones Unit are
costly and gl\o too neatly an aspeit of an
Ink Hpot or a finger murk on the Immaculate
linen.
It seems apropos bcio to make mention
of sotno of the pt Ices paid for the three
pearl studs wltlufut which no smart mans
evening toilet Is fashionably complete
Slxly dollars is a just and generous prln
to pay for u trio of well colored , perfect 1 >
spheJrical and properly piopoi tloncd gems ,
for $ .J5 very good enc can be had , but a
high as $000 per set has been paid sin oral
times this winter by men who scorn to wear
any but absolutely perfect jewels.
< U VINT ri\'i'iniih : oi ' i.iri : .
An hn'.hin not long ago e.uno to Rapid
Oily. S. 1) . , from tlu icscixntlon , aecom
pan led by his bquaw , his daughter and two
handsalchclh. lie proceeded to one of the
banks , and , after some hesitation , prodtuiM
$2,000 fiom the grips and pioceedcd to open
an account. Ho Is entered as the only Iti-
dlan bank depositor In South Dakota , and as
ono of the largest holders of ready c.ibh
among his race.
A man who Is said to ha\e married twenty
wives and was bcntc-nced to the peiiltcn-
llaiy by a jury in a Chicago couit wept
long and bitterly as ho was led away. This
Incident meiely goes to bhow the complexity
of human nntuu * . Some men would have
shouted loud hohannas at the idea of escap
ing twcutty wives , even In the bceluslon ol
a penitentiary.
The uninvited guest has seldom caused
moio anguish than at an ultra-fashionable
and bck'ct masqucrado ball given to high
.society In San Francisco , when upon le-
movlng the masks It was discovered that
the person who had been awarded Hist
prize for his realistic ccstume was a gen-
ulno negro tramp , whoso presence at the
function was the scheme for rcvengo In
vented by a , man who had not been In
vited. One fair lady who had tied the prl/c-
wlnner's shoe during a dance fainted when
the horrid discovery was made and re
mained unconscious for an hour.
The appialsors of the Richard Cole estate
In Detroit met the other day and listened to
the financial alfalrs of tbo estate as told
by the widow. It scorns that Coli , not be
lieving In savings banks , had placed his
money in tiles hid In the cellar wall. Last
summer some of the blllb became moldy and
stuck together so badly that be teak $2,000
or $3,000 worth out to the orchard and laid
them out to diy. A cow came along and
ale most of the amount , according to Mrs
Cole's stoty , and also masticated a deed cf
the farm which was In Inn pile. No money
was found In the house , but she claimed
that Mr. Cole had filled a tllo with bills
and bad burled It In Iho orchard , just whcie
she did not know. The appralfiors have no
occasion lo doubt the story as given. Pov-
oral thousand dollars was found in the
house after the old man'H death , and It Is
probable that coiiblderablo more Is secieted
around , as ho was known to have been quite
wealthy.
When Arthur IMwards of Hiookljn asked
the pietty llltle woman who is now his wife
If she would marry him her icply was that
"sho would bo tlcklc-d to death. " Her bus-
band was under arrest , chaigcd with having
tickled ( ho soles of her feet until she was
driven almost ciuzy. Mrs. Kdwardha * > the
bou.sowork nnd a small baby to look afttr
all day , so that often she Is in bed and aal < e > p
when her llego lord returns frcm bis duties
as a sticet ear conductor. This incenses
him. Ho piocceds lo Invoke Iho welcoming
pnille by tickling bis wlfo Into hvstcilis
"Uon't ) ou think your husbind Is simply
fooling ? " asked the magistrate "No , I
do not , " replied the woman , "ho Is In dead
earncbt. Ho almost tickles mo to death "
Kdwards admitted the tickling , but said hi
did it because bho peialbtcd in hi ing asletji
when ho not home. Ho liked to see his
happy homo filled with laughter. Thoeourt _
concluded the tickling wns no laughlng'mat-
ter and ordered the conductor to ring olf.
pit tTTiii : OP Tin ; voi MSTIIIS.
"Your papa is a veiy funny man , Is ho
not ? " asked ithe visitor of the humorist's
little daughter.
"I guess strangers think ho is , " lepllcd
the llttlo miss , "but wo nio used to him and
don't worry about It any moio. "
Inquiring Child Father , HICIO'R a lot In
this book about Oth'ello. Who was Othello ?
Father Othello ! Why , bless mo , my boy ,
do you moan to toll mo you go to Sunday
school and don't know a simple thing like
thai. ' I'm ashamed of vou.
Whenever llttlo Tommy spoke n piece at
n Sunday school entertainment the editor
of the local weekly paper , knowing what
would please Tommy's father , who owed
him for four years' subscription , told bow
"llttlo Tommy Wiggins acquired another
feather > to wear In his cap at the Sunday
school entertainment this week " "Ma , "
Bald Tommy one day , "If I keep 'this thing
up long enough I'll bo u regular llttlo
rooster , won't J ? "
Tommy , aged G , was playing with two
pennies his undo had given him , and put
ting his finger on one ho said : "This ono I
am going to glvo to Iho heathen nnd the
other ono I am going to buy candy with "
Ho kept mi playing until ono of them rolled
awoy and ho couldn't find It.
"Which ono did > ou lose1 aski'd M
mother
"Tho ono I was going to give to the
lieatbixi , " replied Tcnuny.
A biiiall tioy living la Mount Sjleui , Mich ,
1M ibllslied Kf ) e
9
( * Why purchase one of those Cheap Pianos e 0
o Of 110 stiindliiK or reputation Mint nrp roSTIJIHJO upon Ihe PI 111,11' o oflen
9 it l.AHnr. PIMrnS. in nidi r to make Mum llr t-eliiK "iil'FUUlin AT A
lillHvT SAC1UFICK on ? .MH > a mouth pavtnentM. ' that me iilwnjH netting out
i-l older and a CONST \NT soiluo of r.NPF.NSl' . nud i-vii pii-uut nil ei . 9
\ \ e are mire > oti do not vxNh an Instrument thai v\oiilil muxp > mi lo IIP mis- 0
ir.ible. when the.v HIP of little or no vulun
.no 01.D AND OHH.INAI , MUM OP Mt'lJI 1.1WH hive .ilvviij" hull-
died Htilelly high guide noodM and liiMtiuments of icllible mnki s fNl.V Wo
hive never ndverllsed tiled to cll poods vvheie 'VI111 U'NKSS ' VMIS held
o out as an inducement.
o w © Oran Co. e e a
o ' . isth , ( In mini , \ -li.
. so.
KCt II ill ii M. . e ounell llhills , In. t'j | I-IC-I
rialios tuned nnd lepaltid I lunges reasonable Tels 101-L' 1) ) lu S Omaha
The Good One Does Should NotBc _ _
Measured By Dollars and Cents
nphus it is that Dr. McGrew lias placed his charges for
Ji treatment of Diseases and Disorders of IVlen within the reach of
all. liven the poorest may have treatment. The Djetor is well known
throughout the west as one of tllo Most Skilled and Successful Special
ists i the treatment of all form * of Diseases and Disorders of IVlen
Only. 22 Years of Unlimited Experience Years in Omaha.
WSedicine and Treatment sent everywhere by mail or express , ci.n-
coaled from view ,
ELECTRICITY AND MEDICAL TREATMENT COMBINED.
Vnrk'oi-i'le , StHUuie. Syphilis , Ums o | Viyor tiutl Mtnlilj , Diseases of the Hind-
tier iind KIdne.vs.
CURES GUARANTEED. CHARGES LOW. HOWIE TREAT
MENT. Book , Cinsultntion ant ! Examination Freo. Hours , 8 a. in. to 5 ; 1 to
m. Sunday. ! i to 12.
. H | WlC w3y .Ei W W Streets' , OMAHA , NUB. '
TURKISH T. & P. PII.LS brings monthly mnn-
sliuai Ion euro tothoel.iy r.overdlsappolr-t you
SI. niiv. Bboxes will hull ) any case. Jtyiiiull.
Ilalin'5DrujcStore , jSth &PnrnamOinnlmNeb.
was asking hlH father ques .ons the other
"I'a , " ho Bald , "what Is ? de-horning9"
Kailicr Why , H'H culling ihu hoinB off
cattle.
liny ( after roriectlns ) ! ' > wh.it Is detail
ing
Kather ( RrowliiK Irritated ) Wlut In the
wet Id aio you abklng bo many iiicstions | for'
Hey Well , I saw In Iho paper the other
ilny wbaru ( icneral Duller detailed a whole
uqtiad ii T bis men.
Thorn is a man In WnabliiRtnn , n ahlnlng
light In cno of the prominent ehmelies , vvliu
iiuaily lost his roput.itlon the other night ,
all bewiuBo of a child's Innocent piatllc.
IIci called upon a friend who Is hanilHomely
"llxed" IKS lo thin world'x goods , and who IUIH
a tiny Koldon-balnd daughter of whom ho [
IH very fond. The friends adjourned to the
Rtnoklng-ioom for a chat , and nhoitly after
ward tbo diuililcr | went to hunt them. She
u.mo down to her mother In Ibo roccption
loom a llttlo later and found bur untcrtain-
liig callers
In n lull In the conversation the child vol
unteered the Information that "papa and Mr
lllank were having lots of fun. " ,
"Whnt are they doltm , dear ? " asked ono
of the callers , Idly. !
"Playing pokei , " won the astounding an-
M\er.
"Poker ! " exclaimed the aalonlshcd mother.
"why Jonnlc , your father never pla > ud u
giumo cf Toker in bis llfo. "
"Well , mamma , they are In the room with
the big green table and papa pokes u Ilitlo
ball ut Mr. Ulutik and hu pokCB It b.uk again
JKi't that poker ? "
A 1'iir-Si'flnir Viiiilli.
Dctioll Free Prent : The falher wanted
the joung man to go Into huslncse and
tac boy wanted to bo 11 Imvjii
" \Vhleh would jou rather be. " arsued the
father , 'a lawyer or a nillllunalro ? "
"I'll bo both If you'll give mo half n ,
t bam n , " replied the uon , nnd tbo father
bun-led him away to a law school.
I do not believe there
in a en o of dyupep-
Hia , indigestion or
( iny stomach trouble
that cnnnot bo re
lieved at once nnd
IKTinanently eured
hy my Dl'SI'El'BIA
CUUIJ.
CUUIJ.MUNYON. .
At nil drugKlstit ,
2'e. n vial. Guide
to Health nud Uleeli *
cal iidrlrc free , 1 05
Arch biii'Ot. Phlla.
Dr. Mason's
PILE
Remedy
A euaranwe to tire or money re
funded In ovrry pu kace Price U * : und
Jl W KOI null' ui ; t.e follavrlnir drut ;
Htoies In Omaha Hy Ku1u fe Co , tr.tli
and Douglas Bt > J H Hchmldt , 2Uh
and C'umlnt ; ettccU , H , Ii. Uraham ,
lUH and Karnain utrtels. Houtli
Omaha by K J Seykoru & . Co. , 2-lth
and K strrr > t .
Hlied inonthly-
one dnl.u a year.c
i IIKO IH the rltbl
e. Iliu iliht hl > le
tlie ilKlit kind of lit
, . < r.ituiu for IniHliie" !
* men I'Vir tilul Hiili >
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